The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:30: So we're all sitting at our desk and record, at least once a week here as friends on the Zoom call.

00:00:38: What things... On your desk?

00:00:40: Little knick-knacks do you love to just have around you?

00:00:47: Like your dice obviously are like something that we use every single recording.

00:00:49: but got any fun little knickknacks or fun little figures they'll show off?

00:00:53: Oh it's so funny because Jake when you mentioned oh were talking about desk knicknacks I was just going to talk about the gradual descent into chaos that my desk has, and i have no knickknacks because knicks are not safe here.

00:01:10: And second, I just have a concrete growing pile of just garbage that it just accumulates.

00:01:18: Some of its not garbage some but like a broken ornament than i need to fix.

00:01:22: I had five different eyeglass cloths and an old Apple headphone adapter which is still used sometimes.

00:01:31: so it's no joy or chaos that drives me into a break of insanity when I clear off stuff in the drawer.

00:01:41: Good job.

00:01:42: So you have a junk drawer, you've a junk desk?

00:01:44: My desk is junk.

00:01:49: Wait wait my desk is actual junk because this desk was getting thrown away.

00:01:53: so yes I'm at junk desk.

00:01:55: A

00:01:57: junk attracts junk.

00:02:00: Nice!

00:02:01: My desk also covered in junk and bills and garbage.

00:02:06: but i Worry stone.

00:02:13: Yeah, I'm

00:02:13: indent Mm-hmm.

00:02:16: I love this thing.

00:02:16: so I just sit here and flip it in my fingers.

00:02:20: I say that's definitely a little fidget fidget thing.

00:02:22: yeah, well

00:02:23: i'm A big fidget to a guy?

00:02:25: I still have My Hero point deck card That was given before we went virtual Which is a my gosh from the deck that you got for Christmas many years ago.

00:02:40: Yeah, it

00:02:41: was good.

00:02:42: yeah I still got this thing right in front of me.

00:02:44: fluid motion.

00:02:46: One day use it

00:02:48: one

00:02:48: day one day all uses.

00:02:49: It's very niche.

00:02:53: Usage has to do activity after being our water.

00:03:00: It's

00:03:01: been awhile

00:03:04: box-of-tooth picks.

00:03:07: I have an old knife that.

00:03:09: I don't know where I got it because I didn't buy it, but I think I found it to do the wall knife and just a good sturdy knife like holding it.

00:03:18: so I play with that

00:03:20: open

00:03:21: bounce

00:03:22: on the tip of

00:03:23: another little fidget toy.

00:03:24: this is just rubber get rubber guy kind of the same shape as a worry stone.

00:03:27: But he's got like texture one on both each side And you can bend in twisty cuz.

00:03:32: it's really big sturdy rubber.

00:03:34: It looks like a tongue scraper.

00:03:36: The camera doesn't look like a tongue scraper, but it's a fidget toy.

00:03:39: Well I'll go next.

00:03:42: i've got my boy on here My boy chen.

00:03:46: oh yes

00:03:48: for a second?

00:03:48: I thought you were just gonna grab

00:03:54: a cat.

00:03:59: So back when I was stupid and I thought here is the storm was a good game.

00:04:05: My boy was chinstorm stout, so I got a chin storm stout statue that constantly sits on top of my computer.

00:04:12: Uh i still love the boy but uh That game is not good.

00:04:16: yeah Don't be

00:04:18: ashamed of your gaming path.

00:04:20: it wasn't any fun time in your life.

00:04:22: and then if became like a dumb game

00:04:25: Yeah than I played at literally any other MOBA and it was better.

00:04:29: It's funny is that they recently put out a patch.

00:04:32: I don't know for what but the update of the game Recently and in Twitter comments, it was funny because there like I thought this game shut down.

00:04:43: It was funny Because actually recently played again And I play to game as Chen and Meriden and my meridian game was fucking awful but my Chen game was still on point and I actually carried so fucking hard

00:04:56: because...

00:04:57: Oh, My Chen is still...

00:04:58: Return of the King!

00:04:59: Fuck.

00:05:00: I'm sorry.

00:05:01: My Chen Is Still Godly But my Meridian Game Was Fucking Embarrassing.

00:05:08: No One Talks About

00:05:11: it Also.

00:05:13: uh i got like a random assortment.

00:05:16: It's all like same with our junk All over The Fucking Place.

00:05:18: I Got Bills And Shit Like That.

00:05:20: But I do keep some of the figures that like, that I paint just like on the desk and stuff.

00:05:25: Like that because we have a painting party watching Lorda Rings.

00:05:30: Oh, so

00:05:31: it was fun while ago?

00:05:32: So I got my, oh God what the hell is this... My

00:05:38: rat hulk basically!

00:05:41: Is that from Warhammer?

00:05:42: It didn't

00:05:44: specify Warhammer.

00:05:46: Okay okay

00:05:47: yeah.

00:05:49: D&D figures and all that stuff.

00:05:52: Yeah, but I was just kind of going painting stuff like that so i'd just keep them up here.

00:05:58: dice mask on might be working on like.

00:06:02: I still have some my old ones Like My darkest dungeon Lepper Mask

00:06:09: Dude.

00:06:11: So

00:06:12: I think this thing's over like ten years old.

00:06:17: I just kind of keep things up here for space reasons.

00:06:22: Does it speak to you like the green goblin mask?

00:06:24: Oh, God

00:06:25: no!

00:06:25: It's looking at me right now but

00:06:27: there is nothing

00:06:28: behind those eyes... Maybe

00:06:30: we've never tried.

00:06:33: Believe me!

00:06:35: Believe me if it spoke to me would have already.

00:06:41: And its a leper mask.

00:06:42: so please let me fucking die

00:06:47: Please, I need moisturizer.

00:06:50: I have a new addition to the desk today or two day at this book.

00:06:55: it's welcome to oh yeah boy well we're welcome to rocker.

00:06:59: Oh yes that is like World Guide for the Casper all of the Kazmira cash

00:07:07: The game

00:07:08: Cosmeir Cosmear I

00:07:11: mean you

00:07:17: read that book.

00:07:17: it feels like cash me but It's really

00:07:19: cool.

00:07:20: Like, it talks about all the various nations and peoples And has maps and stuff A bunch of detail because

00:07:28: there

00:07:28: is a lot of detail in those freaking books So hard to remember everything.

00:07:36: Thumb through this It's easier to put faces and looks into the book.

00:07:47: We played a little intro that me and my brother did, it was a lot of fun!

00:07:55: When you're done with your book can I have a kill?

00:07:56: Because i don't want to read it.

00:07:58: Yeah its like really small only like thirty or forty pages.

00:08:05: So

00:08:07: on my desk I didn't say I would read it on the toilet.

00:08:18: I just said

00:08:20: I could.

00:08:24: So, obviously have like my Dyson stuff.

00:08:26: I have a little Naboo fighter Like you know fight or ship?

00:08:34: Have like.

00:08:37: One of my favorites is this Dark Souls Black Knight.

00:08:41: Oh, yeah!

00:08:44: Which I had him for a while and then i just added this.

00:08:50: This one it's like little wood pieces that you put together.

00:08:54: It makes the little three D picture.

00:08:58: This is chainsaw man But my newest addition Is why I brought this topic up.

00:09:08: This is a monster can turned into a mimic.

00:09:17: So what are?

00:09:18: the one of the kids in youth group makes these?

00:09:22: Oh sick.

00:09:24: during we had for Christmas, The Youth Group game was White Elephant and with like thirty kids it's hilarious.

00:09:34: And One Of Them Was One Of That.

00:09:37: Who made that?

00:09:39: And then I was like, can I have one.

00:09:43: A week ago it was delivered to me and I was just like yes!

00:09:47: So now i'm having a mimic monster can on my desk.

00:09:54: It's fantastic...I always liked mimics but the have-one in modern day of something would bite off as I was reaching

00:10:04: for is

00:10:04: pretty cool.

00:10:05: But the sheer amount of people they're like, oh man I need energy drink right now.

00:10:09: And then there are like, perfect!

00:10:11: Oh my god you know...

00:10:13: It's got teeth!

00:10:17: And them they died.

00:10:22: Speaking of dying.

00:10:26: Vincent's mom.

00:10:32: We ended last episode with Kezra getting a phone call.

00:10:36: Um, from or a stone call.

00:10:39: Stone call?

00:10:40: Stone call and uh... From

00:10:44: T-Stonal

00:10:46: to T-Stable My

00:10:47: my stones shaped like an early two thousands flip phone.

00:10:52: Yeah Oh oh like the razor maybe No

00:10:54: earlier Like

00:10:56: Oh wow okay you're really gonna make some old notable roles.

00:11:01: You can flavor it however you want.

00:11:03: Can we use

00:11:04: the black

00:11:05: box?

00:11:06: Yeah, yeah.

00:11:08: With like the antenna...

00:11:09: It's besides your forearm.

00:11:10: No no

00:11:11: not that far back Not bad Like the classy late-nineties businessman classic.

00:11:18: I know where they're going

00:11:20: with the antennae.

00:11:21: That comes out

00:11:22: to me.

00:11:24: I see the vision he has though.

00:11:26: Anyway, Benson mom was apparently not doing well according to Lionel.

00:11:32: She said that a letter was delivered, it was addressed to Benson but she opened up and saw the news in there And she said we need go.

00:11:48: You guys have been gone for I want say its like A day or two?

00:11:54: It has not been long because you thought fought the slimes on the worm, fought through the gugs and then walked around the city for a while.

00:12:06: I think you spent one night here And then he started doing investigating.

00:12:09: so i think it's been about two days tops

00:12:11: yeah that we got into a fight with uh four heavily armed orbs?

00:12:14: Yeah!

00:12:15: Yeah!

00:12:15: I know um busy

00:12:17: Two Days

00:12:19: Can you believe if I fit a whole uh eleven part side quest Into That two day stretch.

00:12:25: Um So With that being said Uh, Benson has to go home.

00:12:32: He has to back through the gate and then...to the Citadel And from there he has to get back.

00:12:39: I forget where your castle is.

00:12:44: No it's in Eladir.

00:12:47: no not Eladier.

00:12:49: No i think that right.

00:12:50: actually because you know its in Isker.

00:12:53: Yes

00:12:54: yes But yeah, I think it was Eladir.

00:12:59: So that's why because you're like...I'm gonna leave and then just kind of went not-that-far away And your family was like did he go a town over?

00:13:08: He wasn't so far there but they were all coming back.

00:13:12: Yeah!

00:13:13: Your family is from the capital of Eladire.

00:13:17: Yes It isn't too far.

00:13:24: Family is calling you home for something.

00:13:27: It's it serious?

00:13:30: So when Lionel tells you this, what do you say?

00:13:37: Well Benson has obviously like.

00:13:40: This is something he has to do but He was a champion To his core and he doesn't want to leave these people.

00:13:48: But at the same time if this is not something that you can ignore so Benson will look to Garn.

00:14:02: Uh, I...I have to go.

00:14:09: I understand

00:14:13: And Benson

00:14:14: will give

00:14:14: Garn his full compliment of gold.

00:14:19: Oh!

00:14:20: Wow

00:14:22: Yeah Which is like

00:14:25: Just drops a

00:14:26: fat

00:14:27: stack Of gold Like- I'm not even kidding you.

00:14:30: It says like A LOT OF GOLD.

00:14:33: Lionel says could you please bring all the money in it?

00:14:35: Ah

00:14:35: shit

00:14:38: My family's rich.

00:14:39: They don't need that shit.

00:14:40: Yeah,

00:14:41: like they already

00:14:42: have four castles or something.

00:14:43: An inket of Dawn Silver worth five K just

00:14:48: chillin'.

00:14:49: Yeah yeah but I've straight up just loose gold.

00:14:52: it's more

00:14:52: than three K and

00:14:54: i'm just

00:14:55: dropping it.

00:14:56: Oh my

00:14:57: gosh.

00:14:58: Benson...I don't know if can take

00:15:01: this.

00:15:02: You can you will.

00:15:06: I mean Benson is literally taking me.

00:15:09: His sword,

00:15:09: shield and

00:15:10: armor is worth way fucking more than that.

00:15:12: Bestro!

00:15:14: See ya!

00:15:17: This was literal pocket change.

00:15:19: dude

00:15:21: I'm kind of wearing the GDP of a small nation

00:15:23: right now.

00:15:24: You could buy

00:15:25: Breachio with everything you're wearing.

00:15:29: But Benson...I mean i imagine he's got to talk somebody who can either teleport or get him out

00:15:39: because

00:15:40: We only have one key for the gate, so...

00:15:44: Well yeah but we can

00:15:45: escort

00:15:46: you.

00:15:47: Yeah

00:15:47: we could escort him.

00:15:48: Yeah Benson this is uh Or going with you at least as far as your lettuce?

00:15:55: You can't just-you can't go alone.

00:16:00: not let us atleast keep a company back to Preach Hill.

00:16:04: You know that the way it's dangerous.

00:16:06: I thank you For

00:16:07: everything.

00:16:12: It Is Going To Have To Be As Fast As We Can Make It.

00:16:16: You can't

00:16:17: leave these people here without help.

00:16:22: Well, this kind of triad is already... regular tendrils in the air somewhat deep.

00:16:30: I imagine a

00:16:31: few days would make all that much difference in

00:16:35: the grand scheme things.

00:16:37: But Kezra you'd know better i suppose who dealt with them on a scale like this On a city-scale?

00:16:44: What say you?

00:16:47: Little tight.

00:16:48: It was like you're gonna leave after all of this After what we've been through,

00:17:00: you have

00:17:00: to be leaving.

00:17:03: I don't know the choice.

00:17:04: kids

00:17:04: run a lot died for this.

00:17:13: Grimshaw died

00:17:14: from this.

00:17:18: There's a lot at stake here.

00:17:23: You do what?

00:17:23: You got it too.

00:17:26: This is all i've gotten anymore.

00:17:31: and he just liked let me know when you wanna win.

00:17:36: you want to leave.

00:17:38: And He Just Kind Of Like High-Tales it.

00:17:41: he doesn't go he Doesn't Go far.

00:17:42: He Just Like

00:17:42: The

00:17:49: the wizard that you guys were talking with Archmage Nuller event.

00:17:52: He's like that.

00:17:54: I was speaking with you.

00:17:55: if he don't know any like follows you out.

00:17:59: Yes, yes is so bad.

00:18:00: at reading the room

00:18:04: I Mean a typical Wizard.

00:18:07: I

00:18:08: mean Yeah my mother just fallen ill

00:18:10: but anyway

00:18:14: No points in charisma man.

00:18:20: But speaking of charisma that is something that ever same thing.

00:18:24: He's just kind like stone face for a moment Kind, like it kinda look at half disappointed smile like but he's mulling in his head Is not saying anything because he knows this is important?

00:18:38: but At the same time As

00:18:45: as Kezra and all these people?

00:18:52: Well I No, I can trust at least one of you to stay out of trouble.

00:19:00: Hey i'm literally trying to decide something right now.

00:19:09: Should I give something too?

00:19:11: To uh

00:19:15: Kezra or should I give it to

00:19:19: Ambrose?

00:19:22: Because I don't think either of them could do this.

00:19:27: What is that?

00:19:29: what isn't

00:19:32: my cloak of the mount back?

00:19:34: okay other than as a small dried mummified bat?

00:19:39: No, this

00:19:40: is quite literally my one of my most valued sessions.

00:19:42: I'm trying to figure out

00:19:44: Who she

00:19:45: cuz

00:19:46: Kelly like.

00:19:46: how many cloaks does Kezra have?

00:19:47: no

00:19:48: too?

00:19:50: kezra walked all the room so

00:19:54: I just got a cloak.

00:19:57: Yeah,

00:19:58: yeah

00:19:58: he's gotta bad-ass bear skin

00:20:00: clothes.

00:20:04: Well i can trust you.

00:20:06: keep them safe kezrah but This will help At least the time of need.

00:20:12: keep it safe until I can return and we could finish this fight together.

00:20:17: Oh

00:20:20: It's actually awesome for Ambrose.

00:20:22: yes,

00:20:23: yeah

00:20:24: insanely good.

00:20:27: First that was like I want to give it to kezer because they have this long-term Like friendship kind of thing going but at same time you can fly in shit

00:20:35: And do everything else.

00:20:36: I mean he can

00:20:37: fly.

00:20:37: even flow is gonna

00:20:38: get into my friend.

00:20:39: But i said.

00:20:40: I said,

00:20:40: fuck him.

00:20:42: Also,

00:20:43: Ambrose is like juggling two characters that are tied to each other as a health pool so being able to spontaneously get back to one or something?

00:20:52: Oh yeah

00:20:53: it's not the mention

00:20:54: we're

00:20:54: useful

00:20:55: bad Yeah and Not The Mention.

00:20:58: just Being Able To Teleport Is Fantastic To Have And i also remember the count of the Montback Pretty gorgeous looking, so it's... Oh

00:21:09: yeah!

00:21:11: It complements his outfit.

00:21:15: Benson didn't

00:21:16: hear you look cool anyway

00:21:19: but I would like to say that this is

00:21:21: a temporary gift.

00:21:23: i will be back

00:21:24: and fight with you again.

00:21:30: I hope so.

00:21:32: We'll treasure until your comeback.

00:21:38: Please,

00:21:40: we spend

00:21:40: our lives

00:21:41: that we will continue the fight.

00:21:43: And

00:21:44: I know you are man of your word, and so shall return for no night of your caliber could keep away from this fight too

00:21:54: long.".

00:22:23: Dude, he doesn't want to do this alright.

00:22:25: This wasn't... You

00:22:27: know how Kezra deals with things with strangers?

00:22:30: He shows up in their rooms half naked

00:22:33: which is cool.

00:22:33: That was nuts.

00:22:40: But that's what the only one who was just like.

00:22:42: get back to bed.

00:22:42: dude Everyone else will be like What the f- Police!

00:22:46: I mean

00:22:47: i didn't have a problem beating shit out

00:22:49: of him.

00:22:53: so So, it's at this point... ...Frastin is just like, Benson if you don't mind.

00:23:01: I'd like to pray for your family.

00:23:03: And he puts his hands out and everyone bow your heads.

00:23:12: I only prayed I only did a punch.

00:23:16: Takeout your midi anvil and hammer!

00:23:20: Watcha guys dont have one?

00:23:23: Just for a country.

00:23:27: Torad, we come to you in this time... We ask your protection and your healing over Benton's family.

00:23:37: And we asked for protection as he makes the trip home.

00:23:42: And Torad just pour out your blessings unto him.

00:23:45: Keep him safe and keep the joy in his heart.

00:23:48: Let Him know that His shield will be there when He needs it Just as you have always commanded.

00:23:55: In Torek's name,

00:24:12: we

00:24:15: pray.

00:24:21: What do you know about Torek?

00:24:23: I

00:24:26: mean, Kezra is famously irreligious.

00:24:30: But also he can be religious when it feels like a...

00:24:33: Yeah!

00:24:34: He just makes deals with devil dragons.

00:24:38: Dujo

00:24:39: Mogos hasn't made an deal with the Devil Dragon

00:24:42: yet right

00:24:42: and has been into Abadar as

00:24:43: well.

00:24:44: He

00:24:44: who hasn't had to deal with a devil dragon cast The First Stone.

00:24:51: However, he's vibing.

00:24:52: Yeah

00:24:54: is the vibe right?

00:25:00: I'm not a true believer.

00:25:01: I am a total

00:25:04: Double

00:25:05: whatever bandwagon

00:25:07: believer.

00:25:10: yeah So no raven ease he'd use Chase down Kessler, and Kessle keeps ignoring him.

00:25:21: And he's clearly like.

00:25:23: are you listening to me?

00:25:24: I've been asking questions as we were walking on the street.

00:25:27: What what do you want?

00:25:29: well if your planning ongoing now i believe there was a family family affair that needed To be Situated.

00:25:37: If You're Going Now But I will need to gather some materials and apprentice to go with Me

00:25:45: He better Make it quick so don't yeah sound Like he wants to Go now

00:25:50: Okay, and then he teleports away.

00:25:52: finally You guys

00:25:59: burns it blows up some trash in the street.

00:26:08: Yes you hear a dwarf child go.

00:26:10: no that was long.

00:26:17: So I do.

00:26:17: you guys make arrangements to meet at The Gate And yeah,

00:26:22: like that's the gate.

00:26:23: That like lets people in and out of this city right

00:26:26: exactly?

00:26:26: Yeah Okay?

00:26:29: And so When you when do you get there?

00:26:32: because you have no room in their?

00:26:33: they ask zero questions.

00:26:35: They just let you or it lets you out.

00:26:37: I should say So.

00:26:42: while your at the gate though when you're waiting No revenge approaches and he's carrying just a bunch of stuff.

00:26:48: He just has like, yeah as I bet.

00:26:50: You clearly have the back-of-holding on his side And you still hasn't a punch of shit in his hands.

00:26:55: Like it's like what all this stuff?

00:26:58: He had couldn't fit into fucking bag holding

00:27:00: Definitely maxed intelligence wisdom.

00:27:06: Yeah

00:27:06: Honestly though there are so many times where I literally have a bag on my back and i'll Just be caring about just stuff like

00:27:12: Wait, wait a second.

00:27:15: I too am my father and have done that many times.

00:27:21: So when the time comes Noel Revan has shown up And like i said he has all this stuff.

00:27:28: He's got a person with him.

00:27:29: The person kind of has her hood up.

00:27:33: They're carrying some other stuff too.

00:27:35: Noel Revin just had so much stuff you wanted to take.

00:27:38: Because hearing about his gate He is ready to do some research.

00:27:42: She's ready to take copious notes.

00:27:44: he's ready, too start like Do we all sorts of tests and everything?

00:27:48: Like that like he has no idea what he's gonna expect.

00:27:50: so if you're taking every thing To figure it out While he is going through some of his things And he started starting the like ask-hazard stuff as though I'm opening up the gate Benson sort of obviously lost in thought.

00:28:05: he Is thinking about all this stuff that he hasn't got has gone on home.

00:28:09: So he seems a little bit.

00:28:12: But you all look at the apprentice that Noel Revan brought with him.

00:28:17: John, what does this person look like?

00:28:21: So... This particular dwarf.

00:28:25: You would uh Look at them by a stature but you'd be immediately wrong.

00:28:32: Not fully Because The shock of white hair That is pulled up into

00:28:38: a knot Top his head Which He

00:28:41: transitions into a very closely cut beard to small knot in front of his chin.

00:28:52: He is wearing a robe over his body, but you can see very slightly that he has covered in tattoos.

00:29:33: And our herringars do they have specific eye colors or did anything?

00:29:40: I think it could be anything...I think most of the time because there's some history here They usually have very unsettling eyes and suddenly a set of eyes.

00:29:55: So as he's subscribing this, I want you guys to roll society check right now because A Hrungar here in Kovlar kind of strikes me cause it is the only dwarf that you've seen with this Ashen colored skin.

00:30:16: Can i roll

00:30:17: knowledge

00:30:18: five kings

00:30:18: mountains?

00:30:20: Yes yes you may.

00:30:22: Yeah, I'm getting my money's worth at this lore.

00:30:27: Oh crack

00:30:28: day!

00:30:32: I got thirty.

00:30:34: I got twenty-five.

00:30:37: It would be a critical success for both of you as it is not hard to figure out the fact that Hormgar are usually horribly evil.

00:30:46: Yes

00:30:49: awful things If you know anything about them, they separated from their cousins the regular dwarves long ago.

00:31:02: I think it was before Skyfall even or maybe right after but like... The quest for the sky is where the dwarves started making their way to surface and the frungar stayed below.

00:31:15: They didn't want none of that shit!

00:31:17: And so ever since then been a force of pure tyranny in the Darklands.

00:31:27: And so they've always talked about them as like boogeyman almost, but seeing one you're like why is noone else talking about The Dwarf In The

00:31:39: Room?

00:31:40: Yeah guys were just like.

00:31:42: well that's not something you see every

00:31:43: day.

00:31:47: Quite fascinating.

00:31:52: So what was the magic user name?

00:31:55: again

00:31:56: Archmage Norovan.

00:31:58: So Garen kind of nudges Norovan and is like, what's with

00:32:04: the

00:32:06: Scythia Apprentice?

00:32:08: And when they see too many of them

00:32:12: around Dwarven

00:32:14: settlements in recent years...

00:32:17: He looks at him and goes, you don't often see apprentices?

00:32:25: Not to catch my meaning.

00:32:30: Let's just say his hand is at the ready because it was just a clashing steel.

00:32:43: Not in a friendly way.

00:32:44: Oh boy.

00:32:46: Kezra, he kind of sits back on... oh yeah like he slicks an arm and says well I was worried you were going to be that slacker from the front desk the other day.

00:32:58: so What's your story?

00:33:07: Oh, you're talking to

00:33:09: him.

00:33:09: Yeah I'm talkin' to ya.

00:33:12: My stories the same as anyone else is...I am just here doing

00:33:15: my work And what work has that?

00:33:25: Trying to understand this gate!

00:33:31: What business do YOU have with a

00:33:33: gate?!

00:33:37: What business DO YOU HAVE WITH A

00:33:38: GATE?!

00:33:39: Well I came through it!

00:33:41: That's kind of fascinating.

00:33:43: How did you come

00:33:44: though it?

00:33:44: Pulls out notes.

00:33:48: Well, you see we got this key.

00:33:50: What's the hell did I love?

00:33:52: The magic seemed to activate in her cures.

00:33:54: wait a second

00:33:59: Get

00:33:59: your talking.

00:34:00: quite

00:34:00: using my old coot oldest against me and by gift of gab.

00:34:09: Warves tend to be very talkative.

00:34:11: if he just talked about that gap

00:34:16: Can ever shut

00:34:17: guard up.

00:34:27: We use this as the key he's talking about.

00:34:30: May I?

00:34:33: Sure, but don't go far.

00:34:36: Oh never starts looking at it and casts identify spell on it.

00:34:47: Literally start sketching right there.

00:34:49: Yeah yeah i was gonna say that I don't know if Nullraven looked at it yet, or...I think he probably saw it.

00:34:59: I really don' t know whether he identified it though.

00:35:02: I'm sure Kelly would have kind of dodged the-.

00:35:06: Oh let me hold that!

00:35:08: Maybe later?

00:35:11: Yeah yeah maybe not.

00:35:16: My story

00:35:17: is that when i came

00:35:18: here.. I came with an open mind and Nullroven took

00:35:23: my Zuluza.

00:35:28: You have a

00:35:28: name.

00:35:31: You can call me Sandor.

00:35:35: Love it!

00:35:37: Good name, good name...

00:35:40: It is a good name

00:35:41: and if you guys are making notes his full name is Sandor Bosk.

00:35:46: Oh!

00:35:46: Sandor

00:35:46: bosk.

00:35:48: Rolls off the tongue on that too?

00:35:49: It does.

00:35:51: Dang its a good one.

00:35:56: I mean it's not like he was going to be important or

00:35:57: anything.

00:36:00: So tell me have just decided to seek apprenticeship here in A city of undead and stumbled across at Worven Settlement.

00:36:12: We all find ourselves in interesting places.

00:36:16: when you

00:36:16: travel outside your home I mean, i can't imagine that YOU had imagined yourself.

00:36:25: uh... In a City Of Undead did ya?

00:36:29: No!

00:36:30: I cant say I expected to see my cousin one the council members either.

00:36:35: You think someone is dead and missing.

00:36:37: they have a tendency turning

00:36:39: up.

00:36:42: The Ice Family has a way of

00:36:43: doing such.

00:36:45: Indeed they do.

00:36:49: And then he kind of a... I don't know, kinda like talk about family, kinda glanced over at Benson

00:36:54: little

00:36:55: you-know who seems quite preoccupied and distressed.

00:37:02: indeed they do.

00:37:07: Anyways Yorah, show our apprentice to the high mage Then suppose you have not even vetted?

00:37:17: I've been here for some time.

00:37:19: yes Right

00:37:24: Dang how long is this gate gonna take till it's open?

00:37:27: Yes, kind of awkward at this point.

00:37:32: It's

00:37:32: just a loading bar.

00:37:38: I Kind of thought we were still a group and it is.

00:37:40: i love that.

00:37:40: We're just in front Of the gate.

00:37:41: the gates like Just getting cranked

00:37:44: up.

00:37:45: The Archimages needs A Microsoft Update.

00:37:48: Windows Is Getting Ready With Your Updates?

00:37:52: It's

00:37:56: the thing where that loading screen goes and it gets to end, then starts over.

00:38:01: And you're like

00:38:01: oh come on!

00:38:03: That is not a percentage just telling me its working.

00:38:05: Let me into

00:38:06: the undead city.

00:38:08: So we get past the corpse of the giant purple worm or cave

00:38:12: worm And all the corpses off the freaking

00:38:16: gugs.

00:38:18: Yeah the gugs.

00:38:19: yeah You guys walk out, Nauravn cast the most powerful light spell you've ever seen.

00:38:31: And he puts it like... Yeah, Sandor automatically goes...

00:38:40: He's permanently blind.

00:38:41: Fuck

00:38:43: yeah!

00:38:43: Sorry I do that every time God damnit.

00:38:47: So this lightspell is just casting on you guys and At first you're like, oh we want to be stealthy and protected or we don't wanna spotlight on us.

00:38:58: We also realize.

00:39:00: but the thing is that light keeps undead away.

00:39:04: so if your in dark thats where they get you.

00:39:06: So its like You have light on yourself then the undead cant come near you.

00:39:11: If you remember the partial long braid she was the first dwarf I met here.

00:39:17: They just had torches But he's using magically enhanced light in order to protect himself and you guys.

00:39:27: He is using Apple Eye Light.

00:39:29: Yeah, I

00:39:30: will pay for the premium I see!

00:39:37: So You Guys Begin Walking Through The Undead City Of Cercorus.

00:39:46: Every Few Minutes Or so You See Something Darting from one building to another.

00:39:52: You see a shadow slip under a door, you see just two eyes staring at you from an empty building in the windows and then it darts into one window until the next and keeps watching these eyes constantly aware.

00:40:13: I kind of love that.

00:40:14: It's fun.

00:40:15: The visual is very amusing And there are certain points when you will see, like a figure sort of creeping towards you and it crawls along the ground.

00:40:28: As it reaches to your light keeps out at bay so that you hear sizzle in it.

00:40:34: It crawls away.

00:40:47: To tell me all these creatures we kept away from that light do some venture into?

00:40:57: No, no.

00:40:58: We've taken extensive work to make sure that the light is exactly what keeps them at bay.

00:41:05: There have been no undead getting past the gate down there.

00:41:10: It

00:41:13: seems

00:41:18: suspicious.

00:41:19: I don't know why it sounds suspicious

00:41:23: Though i must admit...I don't.

00:41:25: if they just want too or haven't tried yet Interesting.

00:41:32: And he just keep walking Leaving that hanging.

00:41:39: Guess, that's why they got to prepare for a siege right?

00:41:42: Yep.

00:41:42: High walls high walls.

00:41:46: You'll often find the

00:41:47: archmage wandering

00:41:49: off in times of conversation.

00:41:51: don't take it personally

00:41:54: That's usually what happens but people his Intellect

00:41:58: I would say

00:41:59: What was at?

00:42:00: I walk

00:42:00: on.

00:42:05: I

00:42:07: need

00:42:07: too much time around these rambling elders.

00:42:13: It looks like darn.

00:42:18: Everyone

00:42:21: just kind of looks around, why does everyone stare at

00:42:25: me?

00:42:28: Is there something in my teeth?

00:42:30: Do the weird slow blank thing.

00:42:33: And

00:42:33: he's like, what?

00:42:34: And you just love.

00:42:37: One eye closes

00:42:41: strangely

00:42:41: adorable.

00:42:42: I don't know.

00:42:42: why

00:42:43: is Kezra the youngest?

00:42:46: Oh my gosh

00:42:47: because I don' t how old Ambrose

00:42:51: is.

00:42:52: Ambroses late twenties

00:42:54: okay.

00:42:55: now then your to definitely younger.

00:42:59: I was about

00:43:00: to say, but he was older than Benson.

00:43:02: Yeah.

00:43:02: Yeah Ambrose was yeah He's around twenty nine thirty roughly

00:43:09: okay?

00:43:12: He was the middle child

00:43:14: ya.

00:43:16: So eventually you guys get too.

00:43:22: You get two deeper in into this city.

00:43:25: and This is where no revenge starts asking for directions.

00:43:30: And he's like, we explored up here.

00:43:34: There was nothing up this way but you say it was passed here?

00:43:42: That's right.

00:43:42: Garen kind of turns around and is like I don't actually remember

00:43:47: so long

00:43:47: ago.

00:43:48: Well whatever... Yes!

00:43:54: It should be all round here because it looks like a crypt on top the giant staircase.

00:44:01: Um, yeah.

00:44:02: Yeah so it was damnit.

00:44:05: I kind of assumed that we brought one Of the people who asked for us to do this city like.

00:44:11: i mean This would be really hard to remember

00:44:17: About this.

00:44:17: logically there's

00:44:19: no fucking way We wouldn't have been able

00:44:20: To get back

00:44:21: with No map.

00:44:26: Literally no

00:44:27: concept where were came from other than We

00:44:30: fired some torchlight.

00:44:34: Yeah, yeah.

00:44:34: So I kind of assumed we would have had to go find one of those

00:44:36: dudes.

00:44:38: Okay so You realize you're lost and you'd go back in here.

00:44:42: like is harsh ill hear.

00:44:45: Well

00:44:50: that's the adventure he said you realized your lost.

00:44:53: no you just lost.

00:44:58: So you get partial and she walks you back to where her patrol was that She found as he came upon.

00:45:06: You guys be fast forward all the way Back.

00:45:09: The hour the hour walk it takes to get there And you Guys Get To a Place Called Hall of the Devouring Giants.

00:45:20: so

00:45:21: Tell me why do you call it this?

00:45:23: uh, so the So, I'll go back and read it.

00:45:31: This hall was once an event hall built against the encircling wall of stone that surrounds all of Sagarok.

00:45:36: The Wall is constructed by the dwarves as a sort-of inner shell to the mass cavern in part its decoration And in part his protection.

00:45:44: It provided a decorative boundary To sagarok at the time.

00:45:47: this creation magical glyphs along the wall helped protect those who dwelt within.

00:45:53: This magic has long ago faded.

00:45:56: But you recognize this place that, like it was a debate chamber and stuff.

00:46:00: You remember looking at some of the hieroglyphics in everything we're doing?

00:46:08: So come up to there's long staircase going into it.

00:46:13: And Pargil is just... Thanks!

00:46:18: Bye!

00:46:19: She leaves.

00:46:22: You guys open-up doors.

00:46:25: Let me bring y'all back.

00:46:28: Oh

00:46:29: yeah Oh, and just as soon as we walk in make sure you cover your mouth.

00:46:33: There's a bit of

00:46:34: mold issue.

00:46:36: All right Kazra had to ferry us across one by

00:46:39: one.

00:46:39: I remember this now.

00:46:40: God damn mold room.

00:46:43: I blocked it

00:46:44: out.

00:46:44: my memory

00:46:47: Remember he tried like scrape it up.

00:46:49: It was

00:46:49: such an nightmare trying deal with the

00:46:51: stupid mold.

00:46:55: The partial reason for that too is because of the fact Usually you'd be like, oh we'll just use fire but fire doesn't work.

00:47:02: It specifically is resistant to fire.

00:47:05: The makeup of this room and the creatures that were in it... ...the tight narrow hallway made out a logistical

00:47:13: nightmare.

00:47:14: Yeah so the gugs are just like Oh shit!

00:47:16: This stuff's good?

00:47:18: Like whatever.

00:47:19: Everyone else was weak against it But the cugs were fine Which really was infuriating

00:47:25: Yep.

00:47:30: So you guys are back in the place now.

00:47:37: I don't have Sandor's token yet, but... Oh, Benson is still here!

00:47:43: Yeah, yeah.

00:47:43: But Benson's still there Although he probably on-on phone with his sister.

00:47:51: He just like what?

00:47:53: No no i heard you.

00:47:54: it was

00:47:55: your entire time.

00:47:56: receptions going into

00:47:57: and out.

00:48:00: Well, thank you

00:48:01: some rock

00:48:01: communication that it would resonate through the

00:48:04: rocks better.

00:48:06: Oh man I'm gonna put this stupid cell phone that i'm thinking about and we're going to put in our chat.

00:48:14: please do

00:48:17: oh Please sit yeah?

00:48:18: I know what's.

00:48:18: what are talking about

00:48:20: this bad boy right here?

00:48:22: Oh wow Yeah motorbikes

00:48:28: Don't even know what it is.

00:48:29: Just the original Motorola.

00:48:32: Wow, you can

00:48:33: talk on the phone and use to cut your bread.

00:48:36: See honestly I was thinking until he said flip phone.

00:48:39: I'll just think of this phone.

00:48:41: No no not that far

00:48:42: back.

00:48:45: iPhone's Chong late nineties Not early nineties.

00:48:54: Archmage rum gar null ribbon.

00:48:58: make sure to bring him over too.

00:49:00: There he is Yep.

00:49:08: So when you guys come up to this room, um... You can smell the fungus and also a hint of rotting gug flesh.

00:49:25: That must be some

00:49:26: nasty-nasty.

00:49:29: Yeah I don't know if i've ever smelled something.

00:49:30: They're horrible underground critters

00:49:32: feasting on these bodies.

00:49:35: Probably nothing for awhile until Something actually comes by.

00:49:40: The thing is, uh...

00:49:43: Oh!

00:49:44: There's one thing that we didn't take care of.

00:49:49: And it was the grick-o'-tog.

00:49:54: There's a creature called Grick-O-Tog somewhere around

00:49:59: here.

00:50:01: You've encountered when he lived?

00:50:04: Yes Well

00:50:06: It just closed the door.

00:50:08: Yeah, it closed the doors and took him

00:50:10: Good

00:50:10: chomp out of the pear-shaped body right

00:50:15: here.

00:50:15: No, no that part was already

00:50:17: gone!

00:50:18: We were all too pusy to fight it except for Benson.

00:50:22: I was... Benson was trying!

00:50:25: So

00:50:25: tell her a thing like freaking could grab and hold you in place And just keep waiting?

00:50:30: Yeah, yeah.

00:50:33: Oh memories.

00:50:36: But we have our first bonkester with us now and they're apprentice which should be

00:50:41: fine Right?

00:50:46: If we encounter a rainbow, well.

00:50:47: We will easily destroy it.

00:50:49: Let's just go kind of start like grabby people and ferry

00:50:52: them across.

00:50:55: Yeah.

00:50:56: So so yeah the if you want to do that The Null Revene will just cast fly.

00:51:00: Not perfect.

00:51:02: until they're just warm Just fly it.

00:51:04: fly across their room.

00:51:06: Yeah, so Sandor literally just looks at this sea of fungus ingest blinks out of existence for a second and shows up on the other side.

00:51:17: Oh, sick!

00:51:19: Wizards.

00:51:22: Wizards,

00:51:22: wizards.

00:51:23: That's grab Ambrose in Garn just

00:51:26: dragon wings.

00:51:27: Give me oppies.

00:51:29: I want oppies come one.

00:51:31: Uppies please?

00:51:32: Uppie's please.

00:51:35: Oh your bricks are too tight.

00:51:40: Alright so... Giveron

00:51:41: is strong.

00:51:43: Such

00:51:43: powerful plastics.

00:51:45: It's Kezra.

00:51:46: even look at Benson when he ferries him across.

00:51:49: He's not talking to Benson.

00:51:55: When you get a cross You walk past the room that had the goop, I think it was a ghoul or a ghast?

00:52:02: Yeah Right yeah, there's a ghult named deadmouth.

00:52:08: Now he's dead.

00:52:09: and

00:52:10: Yeah, no is now we're real good.

00:52:13: oh The bat thing And the bat thing.

00:52:16: so the bat-thing One, you see a bunch of like... I want to say whatever the equivalent of The Underdark Karrion would be.

00:52:26: Just tiny insects and little centipedes or stuff like that.

00:52:29: they're just eating rollie-pollies.

00:52:32: Yes so many little roly-bullies.

00:52:39: but do you see the creature that was still the bat thing?

00:52:44: That it is up in?

00:52:48: look over, you can see.

00:52:49: it's just like tearing flesh from one of the gug arms.

00:52:53: Just like scarf ended down every time.

00:52:59: uh doesn't seem to be impressed with you guys.

00:53:01: he doesn't seemed to be scared but he is also very like.

00:53:04: I mean i'm not messing up six dudes.

00:53:05: yeah

00:53:06: he should be scared.

00:53:08: and what

00:53:10: does that mean?

00:53:17: He's like I got food.

00:53:18: man thumbs-up.

00:53:18: you guys are able to get through here.

00:53:21: You come up to the giant, like crevice crag in a wall that you guys had to squeeze through and you get up to them and Noel Reven sort of looks at it And he sees this split on the wall how it breaks the fresca That was painted onto the stone.

00:53:41: He's just like, oh!

00:53:45: Breaks my heart!

00:53:47: History.

00:53:48: History just... cleaved in twain.

00:53:54: It's tragic, simply tragic.

00:53:57: this is!

00:54:01: Well all things succumb to time and its where does it not?

00:54:07: In our bodies

00:54:08: they break

00:54:09: down eventually hearty as they may be.

00:54:12: surely the stone Its force too

00:54:16: must return.

00:54:22: You are right Gohan but We still must mourn, but even time brings rocks to pebbles.

00:54:31: No matter... On we go!

00:54:33: Um any uh cast some- Would

00:54:37: you like me to

00:54:38: open this up for us?

00:54:40: Oh please Sandro!

00:54:45: Sandro will touch the wall and cast Passwall Which opens a temporary five foot area ten feet tall.

00:54:58: Gotta get the gear through.

00:55:01: Oh true!

00:55:04: Yeah.

00:55:05: So

00:55:05: I like to think anytime Sandor does any spellcasting, Garn is just ready to hit him.

00:55:13: He's just

00:55:15: helping!

00:55:16: Are we traveling for a couple hours?

00:55:19: The initial shot kind of wore off... Yeah he's peace-passing the vibe check.

00:55:26: And by the way, Sandor uses

00:55:29: what looks like a mace.

00:55:31: The Head of the Mace is almost an open book and at center of it, there's a purple gem that he kind-of uses as

00:55:38: rod.

00:55:39: That

00:55:39: has his spell casting.

00:55:42: Focus.

00:55:43: Ooh!

00:55:44: Nice

00:55:45: I like you...that's

00:55:46: sick.

00:55:47: I had to come across something such as that And say I've seen him

00:55:51: before I made it.

00:55:56: Good craftsmanship

00:55:58: Aren't we all craftsmen

00:55:59: brother?

00:56:01: Indeed We are...Cousins Oh wow, oh that's mean.

00:56:09: Oh look me in his tits.

00:56:13: Somebody called your brother and you say cousin.

00:56:17: As I said he's probably

00:56:18: the five check but still a crotch-y two hundred fifty year old dwarf.

00:56:23: Sandor for The Hug and you stiff armed him essentially.

00:56:26: He said no wait wait.

00:56:29: Sam Burris looking at Kezra going like a mouthing.

00:56:33: Like

00:56:36: catty.

00:56:37: Well, we don't all have time to share our arts and crafts.

00:56:40: Let's get

00:56:40: going.".

00:56:41: He just takes off down the hall.

00:56:45: Well he seems like a bitch!

00:56:48: You have no

00:56:49: idea... It doesn't grow

00:56:50: on you!

00:56:54: He never used it.

00:56:57: So eventually guys gets through the tunnel that was created by Sandor.

00:57:06: When you get past that, you travel for I think it's like a thousand feet if i remember correctly.

00:57:11: Oh

00:57:13: yeah Yeah and You eventually come up to the crystal tunnels.

00:57:19: so there are A few of The.

00:57:22: There's a few spots with crystals That is sort of like splotched around And they glow.

00:57:26: They glow With this faint color And This hue Sort Of Like Is Indicated Way Off In The Distance.

00:57:32: So You Know You Guys Are Getting Close And the smell that you begin to perceive here as you come up is not worse than The Gugs by far, but You still smell a large amount of rot starting.

00:57:48: The worm and...the Worm.

00:57:51: When you get there um..you find That more of the carrion era started to like burrow into this.

00:58:01: The Isopods & Beals Of The Underdark have started tearaway bits of it.

00:58:06: I always imagine with something like this, you ever see when a whale carcass falls to the bottom of the ocean and then they take...

00:58:13: It comes into

00:58:14: your

00:58:16: system?

00:58:16: Oh yeah!

00:58:16: That's really cool.

00:58:17: All in its own.

00:58:18: Its incredible but i imagined that is here.

00:58:21: so there are creatures.

00:58:23: maybe Sandor only knows them But theres some underdark beetles that are just munching away at the corpse or no gargantuan purple

00:58:35: worm.

00:58:40: how long ago was this?

00:58:41: uh we're going to go do this creature patch.

00:58:47: i just only a

00:58:48: couple days ago.

00:58:49: at least

00:58:50: two days not the most.

00:58:56: We all end up in the worms mouth anyway

00:59:00: one way and

00:59:02: another.

00:59:02: One thing I don't remember

00:59:03: that keser did this, but he wanted

00:59:06: to detect magic on the purple worm To see if it has consumed any magical goodies from other people

00:59:13: as you.

00:59:13: That's a good question.

00:59:18: I don't know if I Don't remember that but let me say different.

00:59:24: yes

00:59:25: Yeah, didn't.

00:59:25: yeah

00:59:26: might as well.

00:59:26: did someone try to take like the stinger off of

00:59:28: it?

00:59:31: Oh I mean, yeah any anybody anybody was survival could easily take one of those.

00:59:40: So let me see.

00:59:42: nest.

00:59:47: There is no treasure listed here.

00:59:52: So yeah, it does.

00:59:55: If you cast Detect Magics through it... Yeah!

00:59:58: You don't sense any magic.

01:00:01: and It might be just because When you do Detect Magic you can feel a lot of the magic coming off with crystals as well Because they do resonate With this innate crystal magic.

01:00:17: And so, you kind of scan it over for a little while and your just like.

01:00:22: I don't know if i'm not seeing anything or the crystals are interfering but you dont think its worth digging through the corpse at least.

01:00:33: And eventually get to The Gate.

01:00:39: So the gate as you remember was the gate To Uriel Or Urall who was the Elven God, or Goddess.

01:00:52: I don't remember if it is a god-or-goddess but they're the elven god of uncut gems.

01:01:00: and so its decorated with all these like fantastic looking gems that none are cut in fit to sell.

01:01:08: They'd have to be porked.

01:01:11: And when you approach Noel Revan he's just like It was here!

01:01:16: The whole

01:01:17: time

01:01:18: Sandor, look.

01:01:21: Take this out and he starts like taking out crystal balls in this kit And that kid and this one and that staff In this table and this is taken out Like all these.

01:01:30: he's pouring stuff out of his bag.

01:01:32: But you're like.

01:01:32: That Is the highest level Bag Of Holding I've ever seen.

01:01:39: We must ponder The Orb.

01:01:43: It was sort of a stone uh, anime and movie when Merlin's just like has a suitcase.

01:01:48: And he's putting stuff in it.

01:01:50: Yeah!

01:01:51: It keeps going.

01:01:53: Just keep going.

01:01:53: is this

01:01:56: What do you mean?

01:01:57: He was here the whole time have been searching for it.

01:02:02: No no all of my studies are I've had defense against the undead but to think that something as big difference than an elf gate.

01:02:13: These these are legendary.

01:02:16: Have you read about these gone?

01:02:17: because i Uh, Sandor and I have read plenty.

01:02:20: Plenty of things but we assumed they were lost to time!

01:02:24: I only know a little bit about what this group has filled in... ...but legendary do not come up with conversation.. ..I know all the elf

01:02:32: gates- But i

01:02:33: thought there are quite prolific.

01:02:35: perhaps that was mistaken.

01:02:36: Maybe even prolific

01:02:37: through before Earthfall

01:02:40: Not prolific nowadays.

01:02:42: And Sandor is just like making chalk outlines or shit.

01:02:46: Yeah

01:02:49: Yeah, yeah.

01:02:50: So the Null Reven he kind of forgot the whole thing with Benson and he's doing it like Chalk Rubbings Benzinger

01:02:57: Shrugging

01:02:58: the iconography

01:03:03: Classic Autistic Wizard Scientist

01:03:08: Love it.

01:03:16: So as they are sort of starting their work Benson, you see the gate ahead and know that when they activate it.

01:03:27: And you walk through like You are not gonna be able to come back.

01:03:33: Oh

01:03:34: I kind of forgot

01:03:35: about That.

01:03:37: mean he'll have this stone from his sister

01:03:40: right.

01:03:41: But if

01:03:43: I ever make a new stone because we need it for us then that one becomes

01:03:47: inert all right.

01:03:51: So do we?

01:03:52: I think we need it.

01:03:52: We have to have a contact back to the castle.

01:03:55: Yeah, that's why I don't tend.

01:03:57: yeah

01:03:58: But you know?

01:03:59: Yeah, I was gonna say like if you guys get lost down here You know If you have to split for some reason like that That's such a good communicator and then it's like I Have to communicate with the people i'm directly in con that i'm doing this With not people at Castle would just kick on their feet of all day Lazy freeloaders.

01:04:23: Why do we even keep them around?

01:04:27: I mean, if you can't get the marauder to keep tabs on free chill I mean lot.

01:04:31: one of that one other correspondences We've heard is like why aren't retaking?

01:04:35: reach ill You know.

01:04:37: so

01:04:39: The way

01:04:39: aren't me taking it implies It will be tried to be taken sooner or later Which is why we spent so much

01:04:48: money

01:04:49: refurbishing the castle.

01:04:51: I mean, Grimshot, Adelaar and them.

01:04:53: Yeah, i guess we have to... Who?

01:04:55: just who gets the stone left with?

01:05:00: Who get's the stone?

01:05:00: because of uh, you've lied

01:05:02: all in.

01:05:02: Do you trust her

01:05:02: at all?

01:05:03: Leaving!

01:05:06: There is Hazel

01:05:07: there.

01:05:08: It's just like-

01:05:10: Is it?

01:05:10: I would say out of all of em, Hazel might be the most responsible.

01:05:15: Yeah.

01:05:16: I wouldn't think

01:05:16: that would be

01:05:17: way

01:05:18: more fun though.

01:05:18: She IS.

01:05:20: Yes they WOULD.

01:05:21: You're gonna get on

01:05:22: their line.

01:05:23: They would never stop talking to you.

01:05:26: They will call you to settle like regular debates,

01:05:30: because we're trying to sneak somewhere and then all of a sudden they'll be like... Who's taller?

01:05:36: It's me!

01:05:43: You get

01:05:43: him tied up in your own underwear is not

01:05:45: an emergency.

01:05:48: Betsy there are only three eggs.

01:05:50: who gets the two and who gets one?

01:05:52: I'm gonna kill him, I'm going to kill him.

01:05:58: Benson looks at everybody and he's clearly not

01:06:04: happy

01:06:05: with the situation.

01:06:06: but um...he doesn't really have a choice.

01:06:14: Iomeday bless in god all of you.

01:06:18: i hope one day be fighting by your side again.

01:06:20: sir

01:06:24: if this thing goes The way these things tend to go with expansive criminal organisations that span halfway across the continent.

01:06:35: I'm sure we'll see each other

01:06:36: quite soon.

01:06:39: Yes, of course

01:06:44: It was

01:06:44: a short-lived reunion but i do hope to see you again

01:06:49: at least

01:06:49: on our side after living.

01:06:52: Perhaps it takes far more than anything in this world will kill me Amrush Do You know That by now?

01:06:58: Oh Of Course Quite too many hits to the head of that of those maces and It's still.

01:07:07: it's like a painful smile kind of just air You know, please hurry back when you can.

01:07:23: And Kezra who's this has been hanging

01:07:26: back.

01:07:26: He's keeping his distance from Benson Reaches into his

01:07:31: bag

01:07:31: pulls out there either wise walks across the room Benson standing next to the gate He gets up next to you, then he

01:07:43: turns and grabs

01:07:46: the edge of your

01:07:46: breastplate.

01:07:47: And just like yanks you in...and goes.

01:07:51: I will finish this bent!

01:07:55: I'll see that's at the end.

01:07:58: If you make your way back here

01:08:01: You would be welcome

01:08:02: friend.

01:08:03: Now we're waiting.

01:08:05: Then

01:08:06: activates the eye.

01:08:07: otherwise so the gate

01:08:07: opens out.

01:08:10: Uh if u want me to make a grapple check i will.

01:08:15: No..he releases.

01:08:19: No, I'm giving you a hug whether you want it or

01:08:21: not.

01:08:22: He's

01:08:26: like

01:08:26: no he releases before he does retribution.

01:08:28: Retribution?

01:08:29: Retribution of hugs!

01:08:35: It is

01:08:36: good hug.

01:08:37: But then Benson kind of shoves back and gives your friendly smile...like uh..I know that you're tough enough motherfucker.

01:08:49: And Benson walks through

01:08:56: and Benson leaves.

01:08:58: we see Him talking to his sister, and you don't hear anything.

01:09:05: Can you see him like debating with Pippin Zarf?

01:09:08: And like Hazel is trying to like tell them to go somewhere she's not She's not mean enough to let them talk to while You're about to go home.

01:09:20: so whatever it was happening And as you guys are just standing on the other side of the gate, and he'd probably sit there for a minute.

01:09:30: Just thinking about that fact like we don't know when your gonna see him again?

01:09:33: You're gonna know if... Your adventures down here are going to take so far away or even live through it.

01:09:41: So I'll sort-of all stand there in awe at this new chapter now in Benson's shield aren't they?

01:09:54: And about sixty seconds of silence pass before you hear a scream deep back in Sacrock.

01:10:06: Help!

01:10:08: Anybody?

01:10:09: And I'll see ya guys next time.

01:10:15: Oh, I wanna keep playing.

01:10:19: That's a trap!

01:10:21: Nobody out there...

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