00:00:30: So I have been going to the gym a lot lately.

00:00:33: Um, i've been going like every day so I go super early get it out of the way and stuff like that.

00:00:38: um or I'll go midday...so..I had all my time on my hands.

00:00:41: then im just gonna go to the gyms Like Im just gonna get fit.

00:00:43: Im getting hot right?

00:00:45: And what ive seen while im there is that people who do not have regular jobs also go their and its alot older.

00:00:53: now they are kicking my ass when it comes to anything athletic.

00:01:01: who tears of the basketball court in this gym like you wouldn't believe and You're like, oh yeah.

00:01:07: He's just like messing around all of a sudden.

00:01:09: he's doing tricks and stuff though Like he's part of the Harlem Globetrotters And I'm just like... This guy needs a YouTube channel because he is incredible.

00:01:18: every single time i watch him I usually have an audiobook on while im doin' stuff and will have to rewind the audio book cause I get stuck watching him Just doing crazy shit at the court And I love.

00:01:32: what this brings me to is that, i love seeing people do things just so well.

00:01:37: That it's not like... It's impressive to see but also entertaining because they're good at it.

00:01:43: For example have you seen Steph Curry?

00:01:47: Do thing on the court before a game and stuff Like.

00:01:50: there was clip going around awhile ago where he doing some practice throws To The Hoop And then he did one and he missed, and he cocked his head real quick.

00:02:01: Then they found out that the hoop itself was two inches off from where it should have been?

00:02:08: I was like how incredible is that you can make a practice shot... ...and miss and be like The Hoop Is Wrong!

00:02:20: When i was on swim team in high school there were There were two guys on our team who are really, really good.

00:02:27: one of them was like Like statewide.

00:02:30: Good and his times were You know multiple seconds faster than anybody else in the team Which is a lot for first woman Yeah.

00:02:38: And then there was another guy at her team Who had a faster?

00:02:43: One hundred freestyle time than the guy who was swimming on Michael Phelps's relay team at that Time.

00:02:49: so he was Olympic level good and It was insane watching him swim.

00:02:56: We were a good swim team, like our school is good for county.

00:03:00: we usually top two or three every year.

00:03:03: I was on it but now and then would go out of conference And went to a school in Delaware.

00:03:11: that's like A Swim School.

00:03:14: They had record board up their wall with incredible times faster than everybody.

00:03:21: when we faced them, they destroyed us.

00:03:25: They beat us by like ninety points which is insane.

00:03:29: During that meet though Wade beat every single record of the four events.

00:03:35: he swam on their board... By a lot!

00:03:39: And they weren't even having fun at the end because they were watching him destroy their records.

00:03:46: On The Final Relay The eight hundred relay where everybody swims it to all four people.

00:03:51: so a two hundred.

00:03:53: Wade was the anchor obviously.

00:03:57: So when he jumped in the pool as at last person, the other teams anchor Was already on their way back from the other side of the pool.

00:04:07: Wade passed him And we won that relay When the other guy there anchor had a fool late like a lap and a half on weight.

00:04:20: That's how

00:04:20: fast he was, like an Olympic level swimmer versus incredible swimmers

00:04:26: at

00:04:28: a state-level.

00:04:28: they're the best swimmers in Delaware and he just annihilated them.

00:04:34: that was always really fun to watch.

00:04:37: Also one of my favorite things to watch is right on our Dragon Punch Discord.

00:04:44: And How do we go from guy tearing it up into gym and Olympic Level Swimmer?

00:04:48: Well, we have an Olympic level dice crafter Druid craft would work.

00:04:54: Yeah We do.

00:04:55: he takes the most beautiful woods and just it in like.

00:05:02: He brings forth all of a quality from the wood into like a perfectly crafted at d-twenty.

00:05:09: And man is just I mean, actually.

00:05:11: You know John could wax poetic about the different types of woods that he used like Australian Eucalyptus.

00:05:18: and what was it?

00:05:19: The one that he did!

00:05:23: That's kind of recent.

00:05:25: It had a wood deck out on pockets in his warped stuff.

00:05:28: Oh

00:05:32: my gosh so freaking cool.

00:05:34: So if anything, join our Discord just so you can see DruidCraftWoodWorksPostics.

00:05:44: And they're hot too!

00:05:45: They go hot...so If You See What You Like, You Gotta Get It!

00:05:48: Yeah,

00:05:48: you have to buy it right away like that-they don't last very long.

00:05:52: I got another good one.

00:05:54: uh i play on a tennis ranking ladder near me and y'know im in decent shape been playing tennis for a long time now.

00:06:04: Um, I don't play enough because i've had young kids but i'm okay.

00:06:08: But like i'll get out there with like sixty five year old dudes who have been playing tennis since you know high school And i'm like all right.

00:06:16: Ill run this guy around ill wear him out and no it's the complete opposite.

00:06:20: Im running for my life the entire time and im dying cause all they do is stand in one spot and they just corners corners corners And just wait for me to fuck up because I'm like running myself absolutely ragged and when i hit a good shot they Just let it go cuz They, just know.

00:06:36: They're gonna run Me on the next one anyway.

00:06:39: They'll move For Like One Ball But After That Think They Don't Give Up.

00:06:43: but It Doesn't Matter.

00:06:45: They've Honed Their Game Over their Whole Life In Getting Older To Not Having to Move Much but Still Be able to Beat People.

00:06:52: Yeah

00:06:52: Have you ever seen The Meme that's Like Koffing Baby Versus Hydrogen Bomb?

00:06:58: Yeah Sometimes you're just like there.

00:07:03: they're in such a high league.

00:07:04: I Like II don't III can even be in the same bracket as them.

00:07:09: It would definitely help if I was just better.

00:07:11: But it's all its always when I think that i'm going to beat somebody because i'm like, I could definitely

00:07:15: run more than That and then

00:07:17: They don't run at all.

00:07:18: And this is what my

00:07:19: ass

00:07:21: Really really demoralizing.

00:07:24: I remember there.

00:07:25: There was a sparring match between Conor McGregor and they wanted him to spar half Thor Bjornsson And then because oh, because Conor is like are really good MMA fighter It's like half.

00:07:39: Thor is like i think five times his size.

00:07:42: yeah

00:07:44: That's not a fair fight.

00:07:45: Like Half Thor is laughing While it's happening.

00:07:49: Well, like half-thor is also a bodybuilder.

00:07:52: Like he has strong man.

00:07:53: so I think the biggest thing Is his size.

00:07:57: You're like oh okay stop don't be that fast but when he's... because i remember seeing That He just... He's

00:08:05: extremely fast for guy

00:08:07: and you

00:08:07: were like Oh shit!

00:08:10: This man moves

00:08:11: quick.

00:08:15: The NFL Draft was recently And I was a bit.

00:08:19: one of my podcasts was talking about how much food wanted the offensive lineman who got drafted eats and I Was like, I was like Rebecca.

00:08:25: Have you ever heard?

00:08:26: How much an offensive linemen eats.

00:08:28: so they backed it up for her.

00:08:30: It's like absurd how much those dudes needed to eat there.

00:08:33: Like.

00:08:33: I mean They're all like six five six six

00:08:36: and yeah are all like

00:08:37: three twenty Or like they were like between three hundred and like three thirty And they have to eat so much god damn food.

00:08:44: They'd be like no lie, like between four and five thousand calories a day.

00:08:48: Oh my God!

00:08:49: Like the guy's first meal or dinner that night before game was three helpings of pasta with meat sauce at twelve ounce steak in serving the fruit

00:09:01: Like, a twelve-ounce

00:09:03: steak?

00:09:04: A twelve ounce steak.

00:09:05: Three helpings of pasta and meat sauce.

00:09:08: A twelve-ounced steak!

00:09:09: I want

00:09:09: to know what animal

00:09:10: that's coming from

00:09:14: or

00:09:14: why... Yeah it's insane.

00:09:15: yeah i think.

00:09:17: uh his after game meal is like he goes to Culver's or something and gets their most gigantic cheeseburger and then like a party platter And eats the whole thing.

00:09:28: It's like the sheer amount of food is sickening.

00:09:31: I knew rugby players in college and a sheer amount that they ate was, there's no way!

00:09:39: To be honest it looked very boring because there were always chicken and a shit ton of rice.

00:09:44: so it was a shit-ton of chicken, shit-tons of rice... And then he washed them down with chocolate milk.

00:09:50: Oh god.

00:09:52: Why?

00:09:52: Dude, I remember looking up like what's a good thing to have after work out.

00:09:56: right because you know obviously do you like protein shakes or whatever and one of them is chocolate milk.

00:10:00: i was like You can fuck off!

00:10:01: I'm not drinking chocolate milk dude.

00:10:04: It sounds gross.

00:10:08: But then again their thighs were the fucking size of your head like pure muscle.

00:10:12: so they're doing something

00:10:14: right.

00:10:14: They know something that I don't clearly.

00:10:18: Well probably at our cult.

00:10:20: Yeah, probably Speaking of cults.

00:10:24: We have a new.

00:10:25: we've a new a new Hringar on our team.

00:10:29: here

00:10:31: Calls

00:10:32: I. How are you guys feeling?

00:10:36: What do you think is going on with this new character in your party and how Do you think he's gonna mesh where?

00:10:42: what do You think would you think it's Gonna happen between you guys

00:10:45: as an official even decided He's part of her party.

00:10:47: I thought she was just coming along to do some research.

00:10:50: Yeah.

00:10:52: God doesn't want to travel with him.

00:10:55: Garn's just constantly giving the stink eye, I mean obviously Ambrose doesn't mind it?

00:11:01: The fact that he is like part devil... Right right!

00:11:04: For me its just oh okay i don't have this animosity That Garn obviously is displaying.

00:11:12: But

00:11:15: yeah im actually maybe Maybe he was like lived a little too close to the surface and not enough, uh... Not close enough to Undead because yeah.

00:11:29: He's used to these dwarves down here welcoming just any old person into their old walled city.

00:11:36: I guess as long it should have a pulse you can come in.

00:11:42: Garnet is like oh they just let anybody in here huh?

00:11:44: Except

00:11:45: for the giant undead army.

00:11:48: No pause.

00:11:50: It's

00:11:51: just him going, like what is it?

00:11:52: What was the time here?

00:11:53: Is it like forty seven nineteen or something around that?

00:11:58: Yeah so I guess he went that's in forty-seven

00:12:03: nineteen.

00:12:04: Back in forty five nineteen.

00:12:06: this would have been a problem.

00:12:09: Y'all know Kezra.

00:12:09: I mean like, you know Garn is he's been through stuff... He spent a lot of his life in Taldor and not so much on the Five Kings Mountains.

00:12:22: So i think it just never come across anyone Of this ancestry Like literally never even seen him Maybe..I think I mentioned that probably battled them But in like a casual, hey how you doing?

00:12:39: It's if come across some I don't know creature of some kind and then your seem at the pub they're just knocking back a pint.

00:12:48: You are all right!

00:12:50: That is weird.

00:12:54: Well lets get into where we ended last one because you guys sent Benson off And after that you heard somebody crying out for help And you guys went here completely.

00:13:07: I'm molested but that was because you guys had no revenge with You and he was casting like intense light to protect you Guys.

00:13:16: But Something something's happening outside of this chamber.

00:13:23: You hear it echoing.

00:13:23: so see even though what's happening in the city, but It's Happening nearby at like wherever The debate chamber is?

00:13:32: Um, you all look at each other.

00:13:35: And this was after Benson went through the gate?

00:13:38: Yes!

00:13:39: Okay okay, that's in through the gates.

00:13:41: So is Benson yelling?

00:13:42: got it.

00:13:45: No one last battle with Benson.

00:13:48: Come on.

00:13:49: he can control two characters.

00:13:50: It's fine

00:13:57: Wait.

00:13:57: so where

00:13:58: are we

00:13:58: exactly right now?

00:13:59: uh...so

00:14:00: You guys would be Crystal.

00:14:06: is it in the crystal mine?

00:14:07: Yeah.

00:14:08: Oh no, sorry Sorry.

00:14:09: and me

00:14:10: The cave?

00:14:12: yeah You're in the cave directly outside of the gate because you just sent Benson through and had you know.

00:14:16: Hedge a little goodbye.

00:14:18: And then the moment that like to get closed Is when you heard.

00:14:23: Well what language they call out if they say are calling off for help right

00:14:26: now?

00:14:26: yet It was in Dwarvish.

00:14:29: This seems familiar.

00:14:31: Yeah

00:14:33: I don't think cuz

00:14:34: there may not recognize.

00:14:37: That's what a lot of our kids in trouble.

00:14:39: Let's make haste.

00:14:42: So wait we heard yelling all the way back to the city.

00:14:46: Yeah, I mean like i said it was distant but you could tell that.

00:14:49: then that's where its coming

00:14:51: from.

00:14:52: Oh not like any other room?

00:14:54: No no oh Like

00:14:55: like it's echoing.

00:14:57: yeah

00:14:57: Damn thats a healthy yell alright

00:15:00: Uh-huh Must be Dash Streets

00:15:03: All right, do you guys want to get back there as fast as possible?

00:15:05: I mean we take off.

00:15:07: I don't address YOU You're just a wizard.

00:15:10: Your like helping out your wizard man with the apprentice so We are not going to take it away.

00:15:16: Maybe Garn will motion too and be like It seems that someone is in trouble.

00:15:22: We've

00:15:23: done our part!

00:15:24: We brought her through the gate.

00:15:25: Thank you two who can handle yourselves for taking of

00:15:32: Alright fucking have fun.

00:15:34: Are you speaking for yourself, Wizard?

00:15:39: Is he just ignoring

00:15:40: me and doing his sketches.

00:15:43: Oh, Null Revenge!

00:15:44: Yeah I was talking to

00:15:45: him... He's like a thug that they were talking about in Art Wizard.

00:15:50: Null Revend is at the gate but he said leave it alone.

00:15:55: I have much work to do.

00:15:57: It's good to see he's concerned of her skin.

00:16:03: Don't become high level wizard.

00:16:05: We're cheering for people, honestly.

00:16:08: You ain't wrong!

00:16:10: All

00:16:12: right.

00:16:12: so as they all leave or as they begin to leave Sandor's going to say wait-wait I can get us all back there faster.

00:16:24: Oh

00:16:25: come again?

00:16:26: What do you have in mind?

00:16:28: just give me five minutes and he's gonna start writing

00:16:33: on the ground

00:16:38: because Sandor And I will just take this off is a Wizard of Gates.

00:16:44: Oh,

00:16:46: yes!

00:16:47: So i'm carrying a teleport.

00:16:52: Love teleport you begin.

00:16:54: You began writing on the ground and your in-your boss was like oh good Good good you're already doing that impressive.

00:17:02: Shut up old man

00:17:04: You know right there right?

00:17:05: I should be working.

00:17:06: any good goes back to sketching more the game.

00:17:10: So yeah, I think we said this is what an hour's run away

00:17:14: or walk

00:17:14: to get back to the city.

00:17:16: Well it did to go Back To The City but you're hearing This Out.

00:17:19: You're Hearing The Scream Come From Somewhere In Sagar But You Would

00:17:25: The Politic Hall Of The Bid Hall.

00:17:28: Yeah so It Is Coming from That Direction If It Isn't in that Building.

00:17:33: Its Like Right Outside

00:17:36: where we fought the gugs basically.

00:17:38: Yeah, it's either in a building or just outside of it.

00:17:41: so yeah... Oh!

00:17:42: It is pretty close you know?

00:17:43: You made it sound like he was coming from this city.

00:17:45: I'm not gonna

00:17:45: say that.. I wasn't about to say i am using teleport then.

00:17:50: Well, the Sagarok is the City, Kunkovlar its much smaller than the entirety of Sagaron.

00:17:57: So your hearing it out-outside of the debate

00:18:00: hall.

00:18:02: So

00:18:02: right outside okay yep

00:18:06: Yeah,

00:18:07: okay.

00:18:07: I thought this was like distant far away or something.

00:18:10: You definitely would not have been able to hear it from govlar.

00:18:13: That's what iIwas thinking.

00:18:14: but you know that is

00:18:15: the thing.

00:18:15: thats why its kind of Like your were like From The City Or Something.

00:18:18: so he kept saying that and im like From the city we walked an hour from?

00:18:21: Like god damn it.

00:18:23: No,

00:18:23: i

00:18:23: like soul in that person

00:18:27: Nevermind But Im still coming with

00:18:29: him.

00:18:29: Ok you're still coming.

00:18:31: So as you begin leaving, he goes, Sandor!

00:18:35: Make sure... Wait.

00:18:40: Let me look up my nose and then he looks at his nose And seems to forget that your there.

00:18:44: Yeah I know

00:18:46: This happens quite a

00:18:47: bit.

00:18:49: He'll be fine, he will forget.

00:18:51: i'm here.

00:18:51: Then we just do our own thing.

00:18:52: Come on

00:18:55: You go running out, you make your way through the debate chamber past all of things that were killed.

00:19:05: And often a few blocks away at this point by the time it got to where I think my screen came from... A few blocks ago.

00:19:14: when we see a commotion with some people running and then there are figures chasing.

00:19:20: Oh!

00:19:23: Embers will definitely

00:19:24: take

00:19:25: in this moment to summon Luca at this point.

00:19:30: So okay, he's

00:19:31: already

00:19:32: out Garnt strong drawn weapons.

00:19:39: Do we have a?

00:19:40: do you have some good light source?

00:19:43: I don't need light.

00:19:46: Oh, it might be good to have

00:19:47: white

00:19:48: in general.

00:19:55: Well, whatever the hell this evil

00:19:57: is

00:19:58: was keeping like keeping the darkness that day.

00:20:02: Yeah, I have a torch on Luca.

00:20:06: So if you just want to keep that on him.

00:20:08: That's what we had at least

00:20:10: yeah Because he doesn't like have a shield or anything like that.

00:20:15: so

00:20:16: okay?

00:20:16: Yeah

00:20:17: Yes, I guess I'll

00:20:19: carry a torch

00:20:20: too Might as well.

00:20:25: Um i can give.

00:20:27: yeah um I'm I'll keep it on luka for now But If You get separated I will do the work to give you one too.

00:20:35: Okay so if you guys follow, If You Give Chase um...you see the figures are sort of darting and they're like just a block away from me every single time And it's clear that its'a couple of dwarves then some other horrid looking dwarves.

00:20:54: They run with a gate, they sometimes run on all fours.

00:20:58: Sometimes you see them crawling on the wall and it takes about like sixty seconds for you to finally catch up And then get into what appears as some kind of old courtyard.

00:21:08: Let me bring over to the map.

00:21:11: Bring in the map!

00:21:12: A

00:21:12: fair old door.

00:21:19: So if you guys come over this area Those who view with Dark Vision can see everything.

00:21:27: those of you without can only see where Luca is holding the torch.

00:21:33: So what happens?

00:21:34: Is that you see a person run from the other side of the street, there's dark vision.

00:21:39: they've run for him over here and then they run in them.

00:21:41: They trip when they come right up against the statue And then they look behind them and they see two creatures Come running toward them.

00:21:55: I do have low light visions so i should actually be able to see it a little farther.

00:21:59: Oh yeah okay I don't know if they're, literally

00:22:02: everyone in our group has dark vision or low light.

00:22:04: Um...I

00:22:07: think there might be a way to do low-light.

00:22:09: um..I think it just doubles what you can see right?

00:22:13: Yeah

00:22:13: yeah should be forty.

00:22:14: Okay so i will do, alright ill do forty bright and forty dim then cool here we go much better okay allright.

00:22:26: so now those with dark vision can see this though as these creatures.

00:22:31: let me go ahead pull up the picture Show the

00:22:36: players.

00:22:39: These dwarves have grayish skin, and they have teeth that are not natural in any way.

00:22:46: They their teeth almost hang out of their mouth instead of having a nice set of pearly whites And they appear to just be like Gangley.

00:22:56: and they appeared it had like almost no meat on their bones Compared to our regular stocky dwarf.

00:23:02: And these dwarves come around the corner and whoever had fallen at the base of this statue that you guys are on the other side Of.

00:23:10: they go finally meet Eat it before it

00:23:15: comes

00:23:16: eat up for the other one comes.

00:23:18: They say all of this in Dwarvish

00:23:21: All right, well I mean Garnt's gonna get into nice little sixty foot Straight line.

00:23:27: whack them both with the pillar of heaven.

00:23:30: All

00:23:30: right, well let's go ahead and roll for initiative Because there's like.

00:23:34: I heard the word meet.

00:23:35: Are they talking about us?

00:23:39: One of the only few words i know into Orvish

00:23:43: Bathroom meat,

00:23:45: bathroom in meat.

00:23:52: Okay.

00:23:54: So lets go down Sand door.

00:23:58: what'd you get?

00:23:58: Uh, Sandor is sitting at a

00:24:02: twenty-nine.

00:24:06: Twenty nine?

00:24:06: Uh... if I count Ambrose?

00:24:07: Thirty

00:24:08: five!

00:24:11: Gunn?

00:24:12: Thirty eight!

00:24:14: Oh god damn!

00:24:15: All right!

00:24:15: I'm

00:24:16: ninety nineteen!

00:24:18: And Kezra?

00:24:19: Thirty.

00:24:22: Oh shit you're

00:24:23: not gonna last!

00:24:24: I didn't suck this time.

00:24:26: That's weird.

00:24:28: Sandor's the one that sucks.

00:24:29: Sandora sucks.

00:24:37: Okay, so going first it will be all of you guys actually.

00:24:42: So Garn You'll Be Going First

00:24:44: All right, so Garn

00:24:45: Looks

00:24:45: Back Realizing

00:24:47: He's the Oldie Tank

00:24:49: And

00:24:51: he's like.

00:24:51: well I guess that Makes me The Leader.

00:24:53: Now.

00:24:54: Alright

00:24:54: Men

00:24:55: Fall In!

00:25:00: The squishy meta has arrived.

00:25:01: in

00:25:01: case you Guys Didn't Know That Is How It Works

00:25:05: The frumpy looking dwarf is the

00:25:08: leader.

00:25:08: Oh, I think i'm gonna.

00:25:11: let's see... Fifty-five feet?

00:25:12: oh that so far!

00:25:14: I don't know if I have the right now..I can only get...oh

00:25:17: actually

00:25:18: actually.... I am going to get here with two move actions

00:25:23: and

00:25:24: because I have my eminence on my weapon It's like a compliant gold, meaning my reach is not five feet but ten.

00:25:40: So I can strike from this far distance.

00:25:42: Oh nice!

00:25:43: Uh-huh... I strike out with his beautiful morning star and i

00:25:49: got to crack

00:25:49: die.

00:25:49: so we're gonna re roll that.

00:25:53: Probably gotta mess with the

00:25:54: twenty nine.

00:25:56: Twenty nine?

00:25:57: To hit this thing?

00:25:58: Hold on let me see.

00:25:59: The twenty nine was actually

00:26:07: a crit.

00:26:07: Oh, these are the small

00:26:08: potatoes.

00:26:09: No way!

00:26:11: I don't like that at all.

00:26:12: It's a crit?

00:26:14: That means there is always a bigger fish.

00:26:19: There's always a big one.

00:26:22: Okay well let me see... because that just gives it the reach.

00:26:26: and then i want to see my passive ability for titans breaker cuz i barely ever get to use that cause.

00:26:31: im always

00:26:31: fracturing

00:26:32: mountains or something.

00:26:34: Okay, do me a favor.

00:26:36: What would be a fortitude save as you get close to this guy?

00:26:39: They stink!

00:26:41: Oh

00:26:41: they stink!

00:26:42: Stanky!

00:26:43: Oh yeah

00:26:44: we stank.

00:26:47: Well that's always.

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00:26:52: Yeah so you are fine.

00:26:55: This episode brought to you by Black Oak

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00:27:05: All

00:27:05: right, let's see what we got.

00:27:06: We've got a Fort sixteen points of bludgeoning.

00:27:13: Okay is that double?

00:27:16: Oh sorry thirty two points of Bludgeon

00:27:26: and I

00:27:26: think it still technically has the death drinking on It.

00:27:33: so

00:27:34: I will do an extra one D six damage

00:27:39: to it.

00:27:40: What's the death drinking from?

00:27:43: It's a dick, its from Grimshaw because this is Grimshaws Morningstar and i never took the rune

00:27:47: off.

00:27:48: Oh okay so it still has the Death Drinking Rune

00:27:50: on it.

00:27:51: Yes

00:27:52: yes I just always forget about it Because I don't think of it as you know Grimshot Morningstar even

00:27:56: though it still does.

00:27:58: So that's another five points of...it says either positive or negative damage depending on which would harm the creature.

00:28:06: So, five points of positive damage?

00:28:09: Okay!

00:28:10: It doesn't say that they have a weakness to it... Which is surprising because these things are obviously undead.

00:28:17: but-

00:28:18: What?!

00:28:18: Okay so after After That Garnet comes to Ambrose

00:28:25: But they were just on diet, man.

00:28:27: All right

00:28:29: that there was a slimming down.

00:28:34: I mean you're saying like they're not stocky but my muscle definition though oh my god yeah

00:28:39: all

00:28:41: Right.

00:28:42: so he Actually is going to for act together He's gonna take the three action.

00:28:50: actually Yeah, he won't.

00:28:55: So He is going to move with his, oh my god.

00:29:01: Move,

00:29:02: how

00:29:02: long?

00:29:07: And then

00:29:08: Luca's gonna take complements of three actions

00:29:15: and he should be able... Yes!

00:29:19: Um..he is able to move within

00:29:23: range.

00:29:25: Come come

00:29:27: There you go there we go.

00:29:33: And I know you said four to save because he's within

00:29:36: range.

00:29:38: That's so, I don't know if he can smell.

00:29:41: Hmm?

00:29:41: I would say just attribute

00:29:43: it too.

00:29:43: a lot of things like I've been saying like the soul bound So

00:29:47: right

00:29:50: stuff like that

00:29:51: Oh God yeah

00:29:52: otherwise how do feel like that'd be really awesome and broken.

00:29:55: but

00:29:56: Yeah Um, all right.

00:29:57: Well yeah so go ahead and do it.

00:30:00: We'll see if you smell through his nostril.

00:30:01: Yeah

00:30:02: pretty much because I'll put to this way like there is abilities that i have That elinks me To him.

00:30:09: So Like I can See Through Him I Can Do All This Stuff?

00:30:12: So You're Kind of Like In That

00:30:13: Realm Of.

00:30:14: Oh He Is Like That Sort Of Thing.

00:30:17: But um but

00:30:19: in regards to fortune save Uh...That Is A-Thirty Uh,

00:30:27: thirty.

00:30:27: That's a crit?

00:30:28: Okay!

00:30:29: Crit success.

00:30:30: anyway because I have,

00:30:32: uh, Jogged Twin Juggernauts.

00:30:34: Um, we will... Okay so if people attack

00:30:38: you'll just swing out at this

00:30:40: one People come down with the spectral

00:30:42: blade.

00:30:45: Well it was on crit anyways,

00:30:50: natural twenty.

00:30:51: Oh!

00:30:54: Hey maybe- Maybe the crit card is something

00:30:56: really cool.

00:30:56: I said thing and i'm like

00:30:57: okay

00:31:01: This

00:31:03: momentum you gain a plus two circumstance bonus to all attack rolls until the end of your next

00:31:08: turn.

00:31:09: It's actually

00:31:10: awesome

00:31:11: that is perfect.

00:31:11: Yeah,

00:31:12: yeah That was as huge.

00:31:13: so crit damage.

00:31:15: forty-two points advantage.

00:31:18: Is this going against the one that got hit already?

00:31:20: Yes He has obliterated.

00:31:22: he had six left

00:31:25: Dang, so close to taking him

00:31:26: out.

00:31:27: I

00:31:27: was about say does spirit damage do anything?

00:31:30: Do them or no?

00:31:32: No surprisingly the undead they are there that doesn't have any weaknesses and resistances.

00:31:38: They have all their regular immunities

00:31:40: but it kills an extra dead.

00:31:43: He's pretty extraded though So I will mark this guy as dead.

00:31:50: Okay after that comes to Keser.

00:31:53: Um,

00:31:56: see Kessra is going to... So electricity crackles up his body and then his huge wings come out.

00:32:04: And he's gonna fly.

00:32:08: I'm gonna fly up under the roof here.

00:32:11: Okay so i'm right next where they

00:32:13: are.

00:32:14: Yep Up on the

00:32:15: roof.

00:32:17: Oh cool!

00:32:18: Make me a fortitude save as they stink?

00:32:20: Oh yeah Always kill Fortitude

00:32:25: Saves.

00:32:33: Yeah, I'm sure you're fine.

00:32:36: See some of the dive bars i've been in.

00:32:40: Imagine if you go up and like give or smell something so bad that your eyes start to water a little bit.

00:32:45: Do know how many latrines

00:32:46: and

00:32:47: horse

00:32:47: troughs?

00:32:48: I

00:32:48: fall into sleep.

00:32:49: inn

00:32:53: Alright And his debut Sandor.

00:32:57: Uh sandor is going to move.

00:33:08: OK, I don't want to control Kessler as well.

00:33:11: Let's get

00:33:11: out of here, chemo.

00:33:12: Control him?

00:33:15: That's

00:33:18: fine.

00:33:18: Somebody has it!

00:33:18: Well

00:33:21: that is a cool little feature.

00:33:22: they've added into the measuring tools.

00:33:24: how many actions it takes when you're measuring your distance...that looks good.

00:33:29: Yeah

00:33:29: i really like that one.

00:33:30: yeah

00:33:32: It probably pair characters linked with the token.

00:33:36: Yeah

00:33:39: ummm thats not right..I

00:33:43: should have thirty feet of movement speed.

00:33:48: Oh yeah, you do.

00:33:49: Okay so see he moves thirty now.

00:33:50: So you still have two more actions then?

00:33:52: Yeah

00:33:57: I was gonna blur Tim but i can't get to him.

00:34:04: that's annoying.

00:34:06: oh He just like just had a range.

00:34:09: Yeah

00:34:10: Why'd ya move so far

00:34:11: Tim?

00:34:13: He's the leader.

00:34:14: You moved further.

00:34:16: That is what he said.

00:34:18: okay in that case Sandor will take one.

00:34:22: Well okay,

00:34:23: he will move here.

00:34:24: He'll take a wand out and shoot a chromatic ray at that particular bastard.

00:34:34: Okay.

00:34:34: Ooh!

00:34:35: Chromatic?

00:34:37: Alright.

00:34:37: That's gonna roll to hit... Oh, that actually

00:34:42: might be good.

00:34:44: Probably.

00:34:46: Yeah so if this is a wand it isn't using a spell slot but just shoots a chromatic ray.

00:34:51: Uh,

00:34:52: I need to buy

00:34:54: the regular

00:34:54: thing.

00:34:57: Does it just use my spell deck?

00:34:59: Yep Yeah

00:35:03: Your attack your DC's

00:35:06: So bad...I

00:35:07: love that.

00:35:09: One of the biggest upgrades from onee

00:35:11: was doing that For real.

00:35:13: Where is my spells back

00:35:14: on this sheet?

00:35:15: You should be twenty-one I would think

00:35:17: Twenty-one.

00:35:18: Okay That makes

00:35:20: us forty.

00:35:24: Oh my gosh.

00:35:25: Yeah, that is certainly a crit

00:35:26: Super crit.

00:35:27: I got to roll now

00:35:32: because... I gotta roll first and see what damage this is.

00:35:37: See where it can- Yeah!

00:35:39: Which red?

00:35:39: Which

00:35:40: red?!

00:35:42: I want to try to crack.

00:35:46: It's one of those like let's have fun Let's see what happens.

00:35:50: Okay so i think i just vaporize

00:35:52: these dudes with the crit And

00:35:54: two on the thing like, eighty acid damage.

00:35:59: Oh my god!

00:36:00: It just melts it.

00:36:02: So absolutely you shoot this glob of acid and it lands on him And he's trying to shake off the acid but you see its melting through his flesh in his bone.

00:36:18: He turns into a puddle on ground.

00:36:22: That worked way better than I was supposed Absolutely.

00:36:24: That

00:36:27: was... his life!

00:36:35: Alright, next two more of those creatures come around the corner.

00:36:54: So they come round in a corner and see you guys but then they see the female dwarf that we were chasing And their like food!

00:37:03: They go running after her.

00:37:06: Where is she?

00:37:08: She's just at the base of this statue on the right side of it.

00:37:10: Yeah So they depends

00:37:15: what alleyway, they're coming from.

00:37:17: yeah

00:37:19: Let me show you where he is.

00:37:21: so I moved him without revealing him there.

00:37:23: yes So if i moved him and didn't reveal

00:37:29: them at first oh shit

00:37:34: Just a third fireballs.

00:37:35: Wait, they didn't go

00:37:39: past me did they?

00:37:40: They did have to run past you.

00:37:41: Oh!

00:37:41: Okay then I get an opportunity attack.

00:37:43: So okay

00:37:43: that's what it was gonna say.

00:37:44: Get your reaction from here actually Yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:37:47: I always forget It's pretty freaking

00:37:50: cool ability.

00:37:50: That was about

00:37:51: the same thing with the gun.

00:37:52: Oh!

00:37:53: Nineteen on a die is going to be a crit.

00:37:55: Ah yeah for sure.

00:37:56: Let's see What'd

00:37:56: she get?

00:37:58: Come one.

00:37:58: I just need her all decent.

00:38:00: Can i interrupt his movement?

00:38:02: Uh it will.

00:38:02: ya It actually does You're correct.

00:38:05: Wow

00:38:06: Did Kelly just help the party with a

00:38:08: fool?

00:38:12: I'm fair in every direction and you know that.

00:38:17: That is forty points of bludgeoning

00:38:19: damage, okay he's surprisingly still alive so let's see it.

00:38:24: Yeah

00:38:24: Lucas He's just gonna.

00:38:27: would the plus two also benefit this as well?

00:38:30: So yeah

00:38:32: hasn't yet.

00:38:33: oh that's at

00:38:35: thirty six.

00:38:35: Uh, yep.

00:38:37: Yep that's also a crit.

00:38:39: so he was stouted by Garn.

00:38:40: and then how do you finish it?

00:38:42: Forty-eight

00:38:42: points of

00:38:42: damage.

00:38:44: It's like you should have attacked

00:38:45: first.

00:38:48: So good initiative order though.

00:38:50: Yeah Okay, so He is just completely dead And the other one comes out from behind the corner um and Goes to do the same thing but he Gets directly up to her and he can only get one attack off.

00:39:08: so let me see how.

00:39:08: that difficult terrain with the dead bodies.

00:39:11: Yeah So, he manages to Slasher but like she's.

00:39:18: fine You know you see it?

00:39:19: Like they didn't get a grab-off He didn't got a bite offer anything like that just like scratcher.

00:39:23: But he is like ignoring you guys because he's just so ravenously hungry.

00:39:29: But then as he scratches her and you can see, he goes to bite her.

00:39:36: He looks up.

00:39:38: No!

00:39:39: As this creature begins to descend from the darkness above.

00:39:47: Yay.

00:39:48: Batman.

00:39:51: Oh dear This

00:39:52: is a large creature that looks like...this.

00:39:56: Oh shit.

00:39:58: Beak

00:39:59: It's got like a cage of

00:40:01: souls in its chest.

00:40:02: Uh-huh.

00:40:03: It's gotta be claws, oh my gosh!

00:40:08: And this... the picture.

00:40:10: has it looking humanish?

00:40:12: This thing looks

00:40:13: dwarvish

00:40:14: actually In reality.

00:40:17: and so this thing comes floating down and it sees Kezra.

00:40:21: Of course it does.

00:40:22: Uh, so we will begin floating over to you.

00:40:27: I'll just fly

00:40:27: up on the roof!

00:40:28: I'll be totally safe from everything on the ground...

00:40:31: Oh shit it's a flying enemy.

00:40:33: Instead i did put myself somewhere where no one can

00:40:35: help me.

00:40:38: So for me it'd be safer.

00:40:43: He's going to reach out and do two claw strikes at him.

00:40:48: God uh natural one.

00:40:53: however there was never any doubt.

00:41:00: it was so scary until the

00:41:01: fallout gorgeous

00:41:03: that

00:41:03: we all just gather

00:41:04: around and take turns.

00:41:07: yeah

00:41:07: lose flight and fall

00:41:08: off the building.

00:41:09: you two take turns doing what to

00:41:11: him.

00:41:12: killing him

00:41:14: saw me in a dead city.

00:41:15: Uh,

00:41:17: not the weak point.

00:41:18: You take one d-six persistent bleed damage and you can't use this attack until end of your next turn.

00:41:25: It bleeds!

00:41:27: Oh it is immune to Bleed?

00:41:31: Yep that's what I thought.

00:41:32: Still

00:41:32: cant' use the attack...

00:41:33: I was just gonna say still can't used the attack but..

00:41:36: What does the qualification mean?

00:41:37: Can't use the Attack

00:41:38: for a Turn

00:41:38: its said?

00:41:39: So at the End Of Your

00:41:40: Next Turn?

00:41:41: Okay nice

00:41:43: so now i have some other terrible

00:41:44: thing on you.

00:41:47: So there was one extra net, and then... so it's like its hand locks up or something.

00:41:54: And is just like ahhh!

00:41:55: Then reaches out with the other hand to touch you.

00:41:59: Oh no did I see that?

00:42:01: I guess It'll float a little bit north.

00:42:11: Let's imagine they're trying to do a flyby attack As I did that, it like floated down and missed you because its hand locked up or something.

00:42:18: And then it continued on his flight.

00:42:22: Okay but that was its turn.

00:42:24: So next comes to Garn's

00:42:25: turn.

00:42:26: Alright so Garn

00:42:29: is going to heedlessly take a

00:42:32: step

00:42:33: To the left to slide to the left.

00:42:36: Then he's gonna crisscross And then everybody will get toppled with the pillar

00:42:44: of heaven.

00:42:45: Actually, hold on a second I'm going to...I can do this.

00:42:49: what you know?

00:42:50: When you think about toppling that pillar of Heaven it's weird because he is in a building.

00:42:55: so its like i could get him on the building!

00:42:57: I don't think if I lined up..i dont' know If I could give both or not.

00:43:01: It just depends how it

00:43:02: lies.

00:43:04: Building is probably where He Is is probably about twenty feet high.

00:43:10: The range on This really long.

00:43:13: I'm just saying, like let's say for example because i have the one dwarf guy next to me if i would stay here cause'i had enough movement to get in there.

00:43:22: could i topple a pillar heaven

00:43:24: on both of

00:43:25: them?

00:43:25: that is the question

00:43:30: I think the question comes down is like, does it extend a very long erection or does it fall over like a pillar?

00:43:36: You know what I'm saying.

00:43:37: That's the question!

00:43:38: It had to bring a penis into conversation

00:43:43: because if you use in hallway and has do the erection thing but if your outside yeah then just be the pillar right.

00:43:53: So either way, whichever flavor you want to do it.

00:43:57: You can hit them!

00:43:58: Yeah yeah yeah

00:43:58: yeah... So this flavor is the pillar today!

00:44:03: I'm gonna have a huge pillar today guys!

00:44:06: Got a raging pillar!

00:44:11: Car's going to drop his raging pillar and i need both y'all to make a.

00:44:16: uh what'd he call it?

00:44:17: Reflex save?

00:44:17: Oh okay let me see... Top of my raging

00:44:21: pillar.

00:44:24: All right, this guy does not have a good reflex at all.

00:44:28: Uh... twenty-nine?

00:44:31: Twenty nine!

00:44:32: That's a

00:44:34: fail!

00:44:34: Okay and then let me do the big guy.

00:44:40: He is a bit better with what he does.

00:44:46: I'm just gonna be a twenty seven somehow worse Damn!

00:44:51: Fail!

00:44:54: And that is gonna be twenty eight points of damage

00:44:57: to both.

00:44:58: All right,

00:44:59: and then I'm going to shift my eminence for free into the crown up top.

00:45:05: My head and Ambrose you feel a little juiced up seeing the crown.

00:45:12: So you get uh?

00:45:13: You got a plus one

00:45:14: century in

00:45:14: my aura.

00:45:15: this one do attack.

00:45:16: Oh okay awesome Sweet and

00:45:21: That's my turn.

00:45:22: Okay If I count Ambrose.

00:45:25: Oh, hold on a second!

00:45:26: I forgot...I activated my Eminence so i'm gonna need the big dude

00:45:32: to roll

00:45:32: a... I think it rolls a will save against my my radiance.

00:45:38: Okay thirty six Thirty-six?

00:45:41: Yeah

00:45:42: that passes.

00:45:42: you're not frightened All righty You should be if your'e not be scared.

00:45:54: uh all right it is your turn embers.

00:45:58: okay.

00:45:58: so

00:45:59: doing the act together

00:46:00: you need to take out this little guy first because don't

00:46:03: need him

00:46:04: like causing havoc.

00:46:05: uh luke has gone have to take one action to move up to another action too.

00:46:14: hopefully just obliterate them off

00:46:15: of freaking math.

00:46:21: yeah that's a

00:46:25: thirty

00:46:26: four Jesus

00:46:27: Christ, I mean your minimum is gonna do it.

00:46:30: So

00:46:31: a forty-two points

00:46:33: in

00:46:34: it.

00:46:35: The dwarf woman has showered and

00:46:38: cool cuts.

00:46:41: You ever said cold

00:46:42: cuts?

00:46:43: Cold cut!

00:46:45: As

00:46:46: you cut into the dwarf lovely pieces of ham

00:46:48: and bologna fall out.

00:46:50: Delicious.

00:46:52: Thank God i got this french roll.

00:46:57: Alright, so and then with this final action he's going to take point in front of her like just

00:47:03: kind as a defensive measure.

00:47:05: Okay the ghoul slain.

00:47:09: yeah right there you got it.

00:47:10: And for his one action He is going to just cast shield

00:47:14: on himself.

00:47:15: all righty Kezra turn because

00:47:20: return to look at this creature over There hovering right above

00:47:23: the roof.

00:47:26: This

00:47:27: hatred in His eyes see turns into a dragon.

00:47:31: Osmodeus star

00:47:32: or

00:47:33: Osmodes brand on his chest,

00:47:36: so

00:47:36: I'll extend in to these four squares.

00:47:39: if you want bigger make it big.

00:47:44: and one action to hit him with my tail which has a reach

00:47:49: like a nice

00:47:50: blue tail comes flying around natural but fuck Damn it.

00:47:58: Do you have

00:48:02: a

00:48:02: hero point?

00:48:05: Uh, yeah I think i do.

00:48:07: You all should have hero points actually.

00:48:09: Oh, new chapter New.

00:48:11: before

00:48:12: I actually get back You should drag him's

00:48:14: tail not your penis.

00:48:17: I will use my Hero Point.

00:48:19: I'm gonna restate you with them And swing

00:48:25: again.

00:48:31: That would be

00:48:32: thirty six.

00:48:34: Thirty-six is the hit.

00:48:41: Right

00:48:42: My critch failed.

00:48:43: a hit.

00:48:43: that is beautiful.

00:48:44: Yes, it's pretty good.

00:48:45: All

00:48:46: right let's roll three d ten.

00:48:50: Wait what?

00:48:54: That's my weak attack.

00:48:59: Good numbers yeah

00:49:01: dragons hurt.

00:49:05: Alright that'll be twenty six damage.

00:49:11: all right and I was everything.

00:49:20: okay Sandor,

00:49:24: okay.

00:49:25: Well everything else is dead.

00:49:28: Sander will point a finger

00:49:30: up this

00:49:31: this this gent this large Creature and A fireball Explodes.

00:49:40: Okay

00:49:40: Reflex save

00:49:43: Thirty six

00:49:50: to that success.

00:49:56: Hold on, sorry to get it.

00:49:58: Roll all these fucking dice man!

00:50:02: It's probably

00:50:03: ultra-heightened like level twelve

00:50:06: fireballs.

00:50:07: Yeah I'm clearly way higher level than you guys.

00:50:09: It

00:50:12: was actually

00:50:12: a level sixteen

00:50:14: Like...it doesn't even make sense why he is an apprentice.

00:50:18: Was he just playing Null Reven?

00:50:20: Did we just mess up with him?

00:50:29: Just want the easy life, so he's just like

00:50:31: I'll play to

00:50:32: the winds of this wizard one.

00:50:33: Right Rumen board

00:50:36: man that is sadly only sixteen points of

00:50:39: fire damage.

00:50:40: because All right But you know.

00:50:47: Yeah

00:50:49: Okay

00:50:53: Okay.

00:51:10: Next it comes to the creatures.

00:51:12: turn The creature Let's see he is going too.

00:51:22: He wants easy praying.

00:51:22: guess there was not easy prayer at the moment.

00:51:26: So, he is actually going to go up.

00:51:28: does this thing that just shot a fireball at him?

00:51:29: I thought you could man.

00:51:31: He's gonna go after that lumpy

00:51:32: door.

00:51:34: Excuse me.

00:51:34: Oh,

00:51:35: I

00:51:35: think i have enough talk of opportunity mister.

00:51:38: Oh, go ahead.

00:51:40: You can take it as my barbarian feet from level twelve.

00:51:44: Yes!

00:51:46: Yeah,

00:51:46: I'm a dragon with reach

00:51:48: and fucking A-O-O.

00:51:51: Let's

00:51:53: get that natural twenty

00:51:55: Natural nineteen.

00:51:56: So

00:51:59: that hit pretty good.

00:52:02: That's forty one.

00:52:06: forty one regular

00:52:09: Not terribly surprising,

00:52:21: twenty-one damage.

00:52:25: Just trying to walk away

00:52:27: because they just were walking away.

00:52:30: Okay So that's what he can do.

00:52:33: Oh!

00:52:33: He actually keys the melee attack.

00:52:34: Um...he'll still get away from you so You could Still Get That.

00:52:37: But he is gonna go here and he was kind of in The center or the courtyard Of an air.

00:52:42: And then..He Is Going To Cast.

00:52:47: Let' See.

00:52:50: Actually he will look at you Kezra and he is going to cast a spell on you.

00:52:58: I need you make it will save

00:53:00: Not my best

00:53:05: No golly gee.

00:53:06: well

00:53:06: keep your will.

00:53:11: Okay, that's thirty-two

00:53:17: a fail.

00:53:18: This is he can't confuse me

00:53:23: cast confusing on you.

00:53:26: Oh

00:53:26: A confused,

00:53:29: a confused Kezra.

00:53:31: So as he flies away trying to go after Sandor and you hit him in the back... He goes mind your

00:53:39: business!

00:53:40: And says that in Dwarvish?

00:53:42: So hes already confused cause

00:53:47: he doesn't understand what the

00:53:48: fuck he's saying.

00:53:49: What

00:53:49: did he

00:53:50: say?!

00:53:51: I'm so confused.

00:53:51: Speak on it!

00:53:54: All of a sudden you just see the dragon holding its head going, I don't know what he said!

00:54:02: I don' t know how to say it!

00:54:07: Next comes to Garn.

00:54:09: Garn?

00:54:11: Oh man... Okay okay fifteen

00:54:20: foot

00:54:21: so i

00:54:23: am

00:54:24: Going To Move Right Up Here near Kezikaz.

00:54:31: So one action for that, because of my second

00:54:35: action

00:54:36: I'm going to lift up

00:54:39: and

00:54:40: place my head upon

00:54:41: the

00:54:42: crown!

00:54:43: And I lifted it up to Kezura...and

00:54:45: I said take my energy KESURA!

00:54:47: And then I transcended one moment till glory.

00:54:52: so you get an immediate attempt on.

00:54:56: your confusion fell ill to, and you get a plus two status bonus on this.

00:55:01: Oh nice!

00:55:02: Yeah that's huge.

00:55:05: This is probably the most broken part of my character

00:55:08: Just this?

00:55:11: Natural one.

00:55:12: Alright

00:55:15: hold up.

00:55:15: it says here if the new save would have worse result than original then nothing happens.

00:55:24: But its so broken.

00:55:27: Each ally in my aurora could attempt a new saving throw plus two for any negative effect or condition Currently affecting it that are required to save.

00:55:36: That's our one.

00:55:37: There's just no qualifications.

00:55:38: one feels even worse like wasted your turn to do It.

00:55:42: yeah,

00:55:43: oh Yeah wait what?

00:55:44: how big is your aura?

00:55:46: It's only fifteen feet.

00:55:47: so that's why I had to get right up there.

00:55:49: Yeah Yep.

00:55:51: And so that was one extra move.

00:55:52: when action to transcend No one's

00:55:56: hurt

00:55:56: yet, right?

00:55:57: I don't think so.

00:55:59: Okay well...I-I don't have to do that ability.

00:56:03: That was my uh.. I get a free shift of the eminence i'm gonna shift it back into Titan's Breaker from the mace and with My last action!

00:56:12: I think im just gonna raise my shield call today.

00:56:14: okay if I count Ambrose ok.

00:56:18: So is this thing floating in the air though like

00:56:22: yeah?

00:56:22: Yeah It's about twenty feet near

00:56:25: Does it have, like a free levitate?

00:56:29: Because it did move

00:56:30: and... Oh!

00:56:31: It

00:56:31: moved.

00:56:31: Don't listen to me I don't know how flight works.

00:56:35: It also just has natural flight because of the ghost thing.

00:56:37: so Yeah

00:56:39: Alright.

00:56:39: So he's going too with one action Going act together.

00:56:49: Once his fate Luca is gonna come by And get squished up right next to him

00:56:54: between us.

00:56:56: Okay But

00:56:57: As another action, he's going to

00:57:00: cast

00:57:02: a level five spell.

00:57:04: His final Level Five Spell

00:57:05: for the day

00:57:07: that he prepared spiritual torrent

00:57:11: and is going

00:57:11: to Cast it

00:57:12: at a six

00:57:16: actually doesn't really matter.

00:57:17: sixty or two action whatever.

00:57:19: basically He's casting in a

00:57:21: line.

00:57:22: so okay gotcha all

00:57:23: right.

00:57:24: yeah So you'll do a two-action.

00:57:27: Line

00:57:27: is going to snipe

00:57:29: this

00:57:29: creature.

00:57:30: Need roll a basic fortitude save.

00:57:34: Okay, Basic Fort coming at you as thirty nine?

00:57:42: Not a

00:57:43: crit success!

00:57:43: Oh okay that's still ten

00:57:46: d six of positive energy.

00:57:54: Fourteen points of damage

00:57:56: it has had.

00:57:58: Okay, got you.

00:57:59: There's a lot of ones in that one unfortunately No but it is positive energy.

00:58:07: So

00:58:07: I don't know if that does anything to it.

00:58:10: let me see.

00:58:15: Doesn't say that has.

00:58:17: That's not just as the regular like death or undead immunity stuff.

00:58:21: fine

00:58:23: But yeah Dads all he doesn and i guess wait can i cast two actions?

00:58:28: Two spells vikash shielder.

00:58:32: now

00:58:33: Like after I cast a spell, could I

00:58:34: cast?

00:58:35: You can cast Shield.

00:58:36: Okay, I'll cast Shield if you have an action.

00:58:37: Yep.

00:58:39: Shield.

00:58:39: All right, Kessler!

00:58:42: Your Confuses is Dragon.

00:58:44: Yeah so i hit myself with one of my attacks.

00:58:48: Oh.

00:58:50: Don't think it can reach anyone since im standing on this roof.

00:58:52: I do so much damage.

00:58:56: I mean

00:58:57: Garn's right below ya which your reach?

00:58:59: Lumpy

00:59:02: Dwarf right there.

00:59:03: Ten

00:59:04: Ten.

00:59:04: Oh,

00:59:05: yeah, so no

00:59:11: I'm gonna do my lower amount of damage

00:59:14: which is

00:59:14: my

00:59:16: claws or beclaws are my

00:59:17: Tail.

00:59:19: they're both three d ten.

00:59:22: All right okay?

00:59:29: I rolled two tens and a four.

00:59:31: oh My god me

00:59:33: man.

00:59:34: So thirty damaged awesome

00:59:36: love it.

00:59:41: Uh, oh yeah.

00:59:42: I have to do that three times.

00:59:46: Oh because it's all a taxi up the dude?

00:59:48: I had to use all my attacks Randomly and i can only hit myself.

00:59:51: so i'm gonna

00:59:51: make an attack yourself

00:59:52: three times And its automatic hit on me

00:59:55: Right Yeah cause its automatic With confusion.

00:59:58: Do you get to re-roll

00:59:59: every time you take damage?

01:00:00: Yes!

01:00:01: I do.

01:00:01: I do get to reroll uh... Fail.

01:00:07: Oh my gosh

01:00:08: That may be critical fail It matters.

01:00:12: thats uh twenty three.

01:00:18: I don't know if critically failing at this point matters, but I critically

01:00:21: fail.

01:00:25: Well it's a... If you take damage as the DC-Eleven flat check.

01:00:30: Fail!

01:00:31: Okay.

01:00:32: Alright.

01:00:35: Alright?

01:00:35: This sucks.

01:00:37: One out of ten awesome You get to

01:00:39: roll outta dice tonight Kelly.

01:00:41: So much dice just on YOU.

01:00:45: Nineteen damage

01:00:46: on myself

01:00:47: Cool.

01:00:48: Another flat check, another flat?

01:00:50: Fail.

01:00:50: four to three.

01:00:51: I

01:00:51: bet say Kelly is famously good at

01:00:53: flat checks!

01:00:54: Oh my god!

01:00:59: Playing Sir Thorne really balances

01:01:00: those.

01:01:01: Another other really good role

01:01:03: uh... oh my God!

01:01:08: Twenty-nine damage.

01:01:09: Oh wow!

01:01:11: Dude you guys just see this large dragon just wrestling with itself.

01:01:16: Smashing his

01:01:16: fucking skin up.

01:01:19: Like

01:01:19: blood

01:01:19: spur.

01:01:20: All

01:01:20: right, well let's see if I fit.

01:01:21: Let's see If i pass the flatjack fail For a five A three and six.

01:01:27: Oh

01:01:28: my god Alright!

01:01:30: I can't

01:01:32: I think

01:01:32: always...I was like.

01:01:33: I always get Kelly in the worst way with confusion.

01:01:35: I think it all we've happened for some reason.

01:01:39: Basically half of my hit points are

01:01:40: gone And

01:01:41: all damage to myself.

01:01:44: High rolling damage

01:01:46: Of course, of course Sandor.

01:01:57: Okay,

01:01:57: so seeing that there is now nothing in between Sandor and his fine gen

01:02:04: right here.

01:02:05: All rise to the general range real quick?

01:02:12: Yep

01:02:12: this works!

01:02:13: So Sandor lurches over any coughs... And almost just like glob of magma comes out of his throat as he looks back up at Crimson Breath.

01:02:33: Jake, make me a basic fortitude save.

01:02:36: Come on, Jake!

01:02:36: Mail it!

01:02:37: Mail It!

01:02:39: Let's see... Magma Breath.

01:02:42: Uh, thirty-one total?

01:02:43: I think a

01:02:45: fail?!

01:02:51: Noo, its not a fail.

01:02:54: Probably just makes it exactly.

01:02:55: Yeah,

01:02:55: okay.

01:02:56: Just makes it

01:02:57: right.

01:02:57: I mean you still take sixty six damage.

01:03:00: Wait what?

01:03:01: This is

01:03:02: twelve d six damage on the fail.

01:03:04: This is crimson breath at twelve level feet.

01:03:06: Oh

01:03:07: my gosh.

01:03:10: So yeah, this still does it?

01:03:12: This doesn't fireballs amount of damage on a fail.

01:03:15: Yeah, exactly Love it.

01:03:19: so a gout of enormous Huge get aflame just goes out into the air and just engulfs thing.

01:03:27: It seems to not that affected as much obviously but uh It looks like the largest flare from like miles away.

01:03:34: probably

01:03:36: That's twenty three points of fire damage.

01:03:39: Okay,

01:03:40: yeah not as much damages.

01:03:41: I would like but hey we're still doing work.

01:03:45: I am going I don't okay?

01:03:47: I'm a wizard fuck it.

01:03:48: Don't care about protecting Ambrose Jesus.

01:03:56: Yeah

01:03:59: Move back to here

01:04:01: now, okay So we're gonna be circling the statue, I can see for a minute.

01:04:07: But... The creature's turn comes around and it is going to come down at you Ambrose.

01:04:16: Yeah, bigger!

01:04:17: Because

01:04:19: you are right there?

01:04:21: Let me bring it down to five foot elevation so its only five feet up just in case that comes up.

01:04:29: And this will do two claw strikes Okay.

01:04:32: Um, first one is gonna be a thirty-four to hit?

01:04:38: Uh that... That does it!

01:04:42: So there's going to be twenty eight points of slashing damage.

01:04:46: At that point you die.

01:04:50: Oh no

01:04:51: uh No.

01:04:53: so thats when you're within five feet and

01:04:59: Luka

01:04:59: Is right here as well He will

01:05:02: use the.

01:05:04: oh god

01:05:07: Basically, I can...

01:05:08: oh.

01:05:10: I forgot it's a certain feed for him exact due to full retaliation.

01:05:15: Oh

01:05:16: enemy within fifteen feet of you hits with the strike and deals damage.

01:05:20: That seems to happen.

01:05:22: Yeah that just happened.

01:05:23: right

01:05:24: now?

01:05:24: The island instinctively flashes with ectoplasmic energy allowing them to strike back against the enemy who dares.

01:05:29: even

01:05:32: They

01:05:32: had a melee on arm strike,

01:05:34: blah-blah.

01:05:34: So... so

01:05:36: here we go!

01:05:37: He's just going to swivel back and rage fills this ghostly knight that swings back.

01:05:43: That is... thirty six.

01:05:47: Thirty

01:05:48: six has hit?

01:05:53: Yeah Alright!

01:05:57: Low damage at fifteen points of damage.

01:05:59: Okay

01:06:01: Three if it's cold one of its spirit.

01:06:03: If does anything

01:06:04: All goes through the same.

01:06:07: Yeah, okay As you get hit though with this with us claustraic make me a fortitude.

01:06:12: save

01:06:14: I'm good at those.

01:06:15: no i've actually really go to those.

01:06:18: well it's good.

01:06:19: This thing is gonna like rip

01:06:19: your soul out.

01:06:20: that's why i'm scared of.

01:06:22: uh thirty four

01:06:23: Thirty-four That Is A success.

01:06:26: so You Are Fine

01:06:27: Get To Keep Your Soul Another Day Critics.

01:06:30: And Thats

01:06:30: A Crit Success For Me.

01:06:31: So yeah Um, so it'll do another strike.

01:06:35: Another another strike out at you with the map blue.

01:06:39: Uh twenty seven

01:06:40: that's a miss

01:06:42: That's a mess okay?

01:06:44: All right shields up as well.

01:06:45: but oh Yeah, I got ya Garned your turn all right.

01:06:52: So

01:06:52: garn is so its on the ground.

01:06:54: ish now

01:06:56: It's five feet up.

01:06:57: so if i can't hit him we

01:06:58: can flank it.

01:06:59: oh

01:07:01: Flank tail.

01:07:03: So I'm going to go with one action.

01:07:06: I get there and have my Titans Breaker locked in loaded.

01:07:11: so it's time to fracture the mountain, baby It's been a while since i fractured them out.

01:07:18: what is it like?

01:07:18: One episode

01:07:19: two episodes

01:07:20: that

01:07:21: mountain open

01:07:22: Like on the other side don't?

01:07:24: I hate this

01:07:27: when I roll too on-the-die

01:07:32: Party

01:07:33: I know, i'm just gonna roll with it.

01:07:36: I am not going to re-roll because that would be

01:07:37: silly.

01:07:38: but ugh... I hate it!

01:07:40: I hate a two action attack!

01:07:42: Two of the die!

01:07:43: That's my turn!

01:07:45: You're not gonna reroll.

01:07:46: after convincing

01:07:47: me to reroll

01:07:48: one week's sway

01:07:49: attack?

01:07:51: Hey you didn't say nothing to me!

01:07:53: I might

01:07:54: have been swayed!

01:07:56: He did even try!

01:07:58: Nah I think he'd be stupid too.

01:08:03: Oh, I forgot to get that free shift of my eminence going back into the victor's wreath.

01:08:08: And i believe...

01:08:10: Yeah

01:08:10: yeah Ambrose's ghostly knight is fifteen feet.

01:08:15: so in my aura said was ambrose both you can a plus one to your attack.

01:08:19: There it is.

01:08:21: well It just happens be their turn.

01:08:24: Have fun with that plus-one buddy?

01:08:26: So Ambros is we're done act together as well.

01:08:32: So in this case, Ambrose is actually I mean the plus one because that's... Oh!

01:08:40: Never mind That actually works.

01:08:42: so he's going to do an act together.

01:08:43: He'll take a one action but use boost Eidolon In order To give him a plus two bonus damage to attacks.

01:08:53: There we go

01:08:54: And Luca at this point just gonna swing away like he was in perfect position.

01:09:01: He's flanking, he is going to swing.

01:09:04: He's boosted!

01:09:06: Boosted!

01:09:07: Oh shit, uh... forty-three the hit.

01:09:12: That was an eighteen on a die.

01:09:13: Forty one plus

01:09:15: wait,

01:09:16: shit, forty two sorry.

01:09:17: Uh.. forty two?

01:09:20: Okay so flanking.

01:09:21: actually

01:09:22: I don't know if you're flanking because he still up in the air like his five feet above you but i dont think that you can still flank when it's like triangle.

01:09:30: You know what I mean?

01:09:33: If there's rules clarification.

01:09:35: Kelly, we could get it.

01:09:38: I don't feel like.

01:09:39: logically It makes sense that

01:09:40: he still flight

01:09:41: me.

01:09:41: He still got two people threatening him from both sides But i do hear you that he is flying and this is unprecedented.

01:09:49: Yeah,

01:09:50: um you said his five feet in the air

01:09:52: Can you play?

01:09:54: Luca is six feet Six foot tall And Garn is a lumpy dork at five foot probably.

01:10:02: Well, I have

01:10:03: to reach though.

01:10:05: How do flight and flanking interact?

01:10:08: You just saw the Reddit post that I pulled up.

01:10:11: But yeah there was something i saw The AI overview.

01:10:16: we'll see what this says A line drawn between two centers of the flanking enemies must pass through the opposite sides or corners on their target's three D space.

01:10:23: so That's why it was saying like To go through the creature it would have to you wouldn't happen.

01:10:29: Yeah, that's a draw.

01:10:30: yeah You can't

01:10:31: draw straight line through your through your spaces.

01:10:37: So I was gonna say that if there was really really close to a friend so he hit him squarely well still damage.

01:10:49: Okay That much better.

01:10:52: thirty points of damages time.

01:10:54: hey okay?

01:10:55: That was almost maxed.

01:10:57: so

01:10:57: all right

01:10:59: um and he's also

01:11:00: in gun.

01:11:02: i mean he's not flanking but he still has a

01:11:04: plus one.

01:11:06: I think it's still after.

01:11:07: good Lucas said that was.

01:11:08: so get up oh go for second.

01:11:11: thank you sir may have

01:11:11: another.

01:11:14: it's also weird having a crack die on the digital dice scroller.

01:11:17: I was like how the

01:11:17: fuck does that happen?

01:11:19: yeah look at that.

01:11:19: it's like leaned against uh the border But it's not giving me anything.

01:11:25: What the fuck like

01:11:26: I don't understand.

01:11:27: It's true to uh, its true for real life You know.

01:11:30: so you're gonna crack die.

01:11:32: well in this case?

01:11:33: It's a thirty forty.

01:11:34: Thirty four at that say beautiful yep go i mean he's

01:11:40: twenty three points of damage.

01:11:42: okay and

01:11:47: Like trying to think on the swing for the pence is but yeah He's just no swing foot fences at this point plus fourteen.

01:11:53: they hit the last

01:11:54: one.

01:11:55: Okay,

01:11:55: got it.

01:11:55: That's a miss twenty.

01:11:57: Oh yeah yep that's a mess All right.

01:12:03: Next in the turn you

01:12:05: know what I forgot all those rolls.

01:12:07: add an extra plus two damage to that

01:12:10: because he said oh Right?

01:12:12: Oh so plus of extra four

01:12:14: damn extra for them.

01:12:15: okay

01:12:15: got it ok alright Got it down cancer comes your turn

01:12:20: idiot gonna keep clawing his flesh off.

01:12:26: He's just so confused.

01:12:28: Kelly is genuinely

01:12:29: disgusted right now.

01:12:31: I know twenty seven damage.

01:12:33: Oh my

01:12:33: gosh This

01:12:36: has

01:12:37: ever rolled so

01:12:37: well in D-Ten.

01:12:39: No,

01:12:39: this

01:12:40: isn't such a

01:12:40: powerful confusion spell by God.

01:12:43: All right, I break it.

01:12:45: okay all right fuck me man alright You're just like what happened to me?

01:12:50: Who was that who hit me?

01:12:52: finally done tearing on my flesh off And I look over at this guy is still floating there and just in a rage

01:13:00: Got

01:13:00: him got of lightning.

01:13:03: Well, we're all a reflex save.

01:13:05: Okay It's gonna be twenty six fair?

01:13:14: One

01:13:17: second alright fuck you.

01:13:33: Oh That's some sweet damage.

01:13:38: That will be fifty seven damage.

01:13:41: Oh

01:13:42: my gosh

01:13:47: He had five left, so please subscribe your kill.

01:13:52: I mean it's like you know Like watching a slug gets struck by lightning.

01:14:17: The lightning arcs through the air and goes through this thing.

01:14:20: And you see it just begin to evaporate, but as evaporates, it goes to fall into the ground.

01:14:25: The souls that were in its chest that we're clawing their way out.

01:14:28: all of a sudden they start going out and flying off into nowhere and just disappear.

01:14:34: you've released countless souls probably from the chests Of this creature

01:14:39: if I'm not mistaken wasn't?

01:14:40: This is the creature?

01:14:41: That's the guy warned us about.

01:14:42: oh right the guy on the bar.

01:14:43: yeah my gosh yep

01:14:46: John will give your point.

01:14:49: second nerds

01:14:53: This character wasn't even in the bar.

01:14:56: I'm

01:15:02: omniscient!