The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:30: So not too long ago, we got to witness something awesome.

00:00:33: Something that America does really well which is blast ourselves into space and it was fucking sweet!

00:00:42: I love watching that.

00:00:43: Artemis II was an awesome thing.

00:00:45: The whole family gathered around the TV pulled up did a countdown.

00:00:49: It was awesome.

00:00:51: But i always think whenever i see one of those then im like oh man they'd be so cool to do.

00:00:56: Could you guys would go to Space if given the chance?

00:00:59: Because they have given the opportunity sometimes.

00:01:06: No.

00:01:06: Capital fuck, capital no

00:01:10: Cause.

00:01:10: God knows that one time I go up there going to be like oh yes we had this strange impact with a ship and now all of sudden is an interesting life for them.

00:01:18: We've never seen before.

00:01:18: And then i died alien.

00:01:20: That's what would happen.

00:01:21: I'd be that guy

00:01:23: But yeah The opportunity To die to an Alien.

00:01:27: I'd like to die on Earth, thank you.

00:01:32: I would a hundred percent uh...I do not think my other half will let me though cause too worrisome.

00:01:39: She loves space tho.

00:01:40: Yeah

00:01:43: She loves Space from afar

00:01:47: Dude.

00:01:47: she loves looking at the artistic hand of God From here Not being out there

00:01:53: to be like, can't you work on an antenna or something?

00:01:56: You're like.

00:01:57: yes I can.

00:01:58: On the spaceship!

00:01:59: On The International Space Station.

00:02:00: Great.

00:02:00: On this ship...

00:02:03: I would one thousand percent go.

00:02:06: in fact like i've thought about it Like if commercial space travel becomes available sometime In my life like I'm seventy years old and I can afford It..I Would do

00:02:15: it.

00:02:16: yeah Yeah right now I would Be okay.

00:02:20: so like If given the opportunity I want a lottery whatever To Do it Right I would be super excited to go.

00:02:26: and then the moment that i like got there had a suit on, oh fuck.

00:02:32: Realization way

00:02:33: hard really with it very quickly in that moment is still do

00:02:37: this.

00:02:39: alternate questions you have.

00:02:42: choose one space or bottom of ocean

00:02:46: Space.

00:02:48: Yeah,

00:02:50: space to

00:02:51: be fucking terrifying.

00:02:54: yeah At least we know in the space there's not much up there.

00:02:57: I mean besides you know asteroids meet you know meteors all that stuff.

00:03:00: but and the ocean That shit?

00:03:03: There's probably

00:03:03: more ways to die if you go into space.

00:03:06: But the one did it?

00:03:07: The one way You can die going under at the bottom of the Ocean is just horrifying.

00:03:12: Yeah, yeah.

00:03:13: My my submarine would go down and I'd hit something soft.

00:03:17: then it realized that i hit right on top of cthulhu as he slept Right.

00:03:21: It's like alright.

00:03:22: now the universe is ending in its johns vault.

00:03:25: That'd be kinda dope Honestly.

00:03:27: Yeah if you summon the old one

00:03:31: The john abacca webs I

00:03:33: just want to see the sperm whales and woke up Cthulhuf.

00:03:36: Damnit

00:03:39: John Dude,

00:03:40: that would be a great movie.

00:03:41: It'd be called John Pocalypse The Last Millennial.

00:03:44: Yes!

00:03:45: Oh, the last millennial.

00:03:46: You've got to fit it in.

00:03:49: Did you wake up Cthulhu?

00:03:50: and he just shrugs?

00:03:54: It's like our final spite for fucking up the world right

00:03:59: as we

00:04:01: entered adulthood.

00:04:04: But Kelly has a great point here because out of space What are the chances that you get hit by like a rock?

00:04:11: That's like, you know, hurtling through space.

00:04:13: It's like ten billion to one or something.

00:04:17: but down below some thing goes like catastrophic wrong.

00:04:21: and who knows what's down there?

00:04:24: we have not mapped at the bottom.

00:04:26: We don't know whats going on down here.

00:04:29: I fully believe they're way bigger squids.

00:04:33: There

00:04:34: is always big fish.

00:04:37: This sheer fact of like the atmospheric pressure, how deep some people can go.

00:04:43: I mean it's obviously what happened to that one billionaire sub that just imploded in a fraction of second?

00:04:52: The amount of technology and armor required to survive those depths feels more intense than they think.

00:05:00: going into space.

00:05:01: yeah you have got the calculations alone...I couldn't even fathom the sheer amount of computer equations, you

00:05:11: know?

00:05:11: Oh yeah.

00:05:13: The

00:05:13: launch...

00:05:14: Well I was going to say have you seen that there's a famous picture like the one woman she hand wrote all of her programming and went into whatever it first looked

00:05:23: at?

00:05:23: Like twelve binders!

00:05:25: And each binder is six inches thick.

00:05:27: Is this as tall as hers?

00:05:28: She hand-wrote all those and its what they do daily And that's how intensely they have to be.

00:05:35: That is why I think I trust it more, because the seriousness NASA takes their work is just unmatched.

00:05:43: Any billion act can go into the bottom of an

00:05:47: ocean

00:05:47: and get

00:05:51: killed.

00:05:52: Find Atlantis, please.

00:05:55: Build a submarine and go!

00:05:57: Just

00:05:57: keep going to the Titanic

00:05:59: I mean... And if they found Atlantis we would cheer them.

00:06:03: If they did it We will all applaud They should do It.

00:06:07: just don't make your submarines out of fucking plastic dumbasses.

00:06:11: Or

00:06:11: no, that's the point John.

00:06:13: What did you make them out of plastic?

00:06:15: I don't know if we're catching on

00:06:17: here with all the efficiency or late-stage capitalism.

00:06:25: The hole was plastic and we got all the valves from fucking price again.

00:06:30: So I want to back this base here.

00:06:33: have you guys heard of the Fermi paradox?

00:06:37: No,

00:06:38: I heard it.

00:06:39: i just I can't remember which one that is, though.

00:06:42: Because there's multiple ones?

00:06:43: Yeah yeah...

00:06:44: I've played Outer Wilds!

00:06:46: Okay

00:06:46: okay so oh yeah yeah Oh yeah i watched it.

00:06:48: That was a lot of fun.

00:06:49: So the Fermi Paradoxes we feel like were alone in the universe.

00:06:53: right and so The idea Is if ok We are either completely Alone or because the Universe is so infinite then why haven't we come in contact with like other intelligent life?

00:07:07: because it is there has to be other intelligent live out there.

00:07:10: that is like far exceeded us.

00:07:11: Is the universe so infinite, so what's this balance of light?

00:07:15: are?

00:07:15: we're definitely alone because if we weren't alone would have been found already blah blah blah.

00:07:20: and so i think that that's why a lot people are like scared of like going into space but I'm like dude.

00:07:25: I will meet an alien like real quick.

00:07:26: I wouldn't even care if I get like vaporized.

00:07:29: Oh, no.

00:07:29: I would love to meet an alien but i mean there's just less space travel.

00:07:34: it's the same thing with me going underwater like entrusting The hull of all bunches stuff plus not mention that unless we're talking Star Trek rules where You know things are a little bit safer on each ship Like you're not like Especially with gravity because that's like the biggest issue is coming Going into space and coming back your muscles or kind of really Get jacked up a little bit.

00:07:59: Oh

00:07:59: yeah, because the idea of them end up at your thing that they have to put like it with a lot work in to actually do all this stuff cuz they can just float for most other day.

00:08:10: For the record I don't think intelligent alien life has ever visited

00:08:15: us.

00:08:16: No me neither.

00:08:18: Very

00:08:18: controversial.

00:08:19: take there Kel.

00:08:21: A lot people believe aliens on

00:08:23: earth.

00:08:24: A lot of people are also fucking idiots.

00:08:31: I mean you just not understand how vast space is, i think that's a very common thing.

00:08:35: but

00:08:35: yeah actually

00:08:36: understand the distance it would take to get here

00:08:40: from anywhere else The number of light years that if...you know..the Distance To The Moon isn't insane like....I don't even know what It How Long It Takes To Get To The moon Is Like What We Have Now But Its Like Yeah, but I mean that's as good a technology is now.

00:08:55: So it was like to get the next planet.

00:08:58: what would that be?

00:08:59: You know or...I forget.

00:09:02: if we discovered and have the ability power wormhole technology where basically bending space time you'd leave earth wherever your going.

00:09:14: an Earth will be gone there.

00:09:17: no going back.

00:09:18: You'd be essentially traveling into the future.

00:09:21: Yeah,

00:09:21: and like what?

00:09:23: who wants to do that?

00:09:24: I mean, I guess if your world is dying or whatever...I guess Like you did have technology use it but

00:09:29: right

00:09:30: It wouldn't matter.

00:09:31: any of us never see them again

00:09:34: Or we just don't have attachments.

00:09:35: so i'm here just like

00:09:37: yeah new world.

00:09:39: The thing that the statistic there That I read that like blew my mind was at Lake Somebody if somebody if intelligent life was on some galaxy or something, you know Some of the solar system somewhere.

00:09:51: and then they were looking at us now Because of whatever distance it was.

00:09:55: They would still see dinosaurs because The light has not traveled to reach Whatever It Was.

00:10:01: And I was like that's insane To me.

00:10:04: They Would See Dinosaurs Which Lived Millions Of Years Ago.

00:10:08: They're Like We're Not Going On There.

00:10:09: There's Giant Lizards.

00:10:11: Scary

00:10:13: I Will Say.

00:10:13: Though

00:10:14: Oh, it's so dim.

00:10:16: I did see something very interesting online.

00:10:18: It was a question.

00:10:19: thread is like if we were able to shoot out a message into space Just the message looking for intelligent life What would be the response?

00:10:27: We could get.

00:10:27: that would be most scary and This was one of the top comments.

00:10:32: I thought it was just so good.

00:10:33: Yeah,

00:10:33: oh yeah, we are blasting

00:10:34: down on these.

00:10:35: i've told you jits millen timeshake but um it Was.

00:10:38: uh don't or be quiet they'll hear you.

00:10:41: mm-hmm That's that's the one.

00:10:44: Oh,

00:10:45: that's some forty K

00:10:48: shit Shut up shut up shut.

00:10:52: I mean all I'm saying is at NASA recently confirmed six thousand exoplanets us have our solar system.

00:11:03: Well on this planet of Galerium we're dealing with a little little shady little shady guy.

00:11:12: last episode We encountered a man by the name of Brighven Garn.

00:11:20: you played in excellence.

00:11:22: See now old guy where he pretended to be drunk.

00:11:24: I forget what the bit was drunken, I had to pee drunken here to be.

00:11:30: yeah we've all been

00:11:33: there.

00:11:37: Those moments are just like Oh my God, I should have peed before I left the bar.

00:11:42: Should've

00:11:42: peed for this episode started

00:11:46: and you came upon This guy named Rigben who he has?

00:11:51: This shitty little Smithy that it looks like he's been struggling on us.

00:11:56: And when you come up He clearly has somebody else's work at.

00:11:59: he look in it looks as though he's trying to replicate It and he's doing this by the way When everybody is ended their shift of a day Like he's the only person in, and like smithing guild quarters where everybody else is working.

00:12:14: And it looks like he's not supposed to be here because everyone else has left.

00:12:18: Um...and at the very end of this episode He pulled a short sword out.. ..And HE was threatening you!

00:12:28: And he pretty much takes his short-sword out.

00:12:30: Tim points him at Garn and sort of makes some motion to shoo and just get outta there It'll need us.

00:12:39: And I actually remember Gar and pulled out his morning star, it began to thrum with the little God's blood that flows through him.

00:12:51: He was like we do not want to do this.

00:12:54: friend.

00:12:55: put down your weapon you may save our

00:12:57: life.

00:13:00: You're in my shop, my smithy!

00:13:03: You got no reason for me here.

00:13:05: This ain't your business.

00:13:08: It is my business.

00:13:09: if you are copying others business, any kind of nods or stares at the bag where he tried to shuffle away the forgery.

00:13:19: This seems to be a forge...a forgery?

00:13:22: Is it not?

00:13:24: This is my forge.

00:13:25: no forgery has happened in here!

00:13:29: Well then you wouldn't care to explain why you have someone else's work

00:13:33: there with you.

00:13:34: I don't need to explain anything to you Ah

00:13:38: but you do For we were dubbed Deputy investigators

00:13:45: of

00:13:46: the city of, what was it?

00:13:49: Korsakov?

00:13:51: No, Sakharov is a big one.

00:13:54: You don't even know this city or anything at all!

00:13:58: I have lived two hundred and fifty years as i've seen.

00:14:01: you have as well.

00:14:02: Surely you forgotten their city name every now and again... I'm

00:14:05: two hundred forty six.

00:14:06: never forgot one any less fifty of them.

00:14:12: I feel like Sandor sitting in the corner of this building just staring at Amber has been like, I can flatten his fucking buildings

00:14:19: pretty

00:14:20: easily.

00:14:20: So that does bring up a question where is everybody?

00:14:24: Because I know you weren't visible right?

00:14:26: I'm invisible.

00:14:27: Okay Garen You were sort of on Like The Entrance to Where His Smithy Is.

00:14:34: Sandor and Ambrose.

00:14:35: where are you guys?

00:14:35: because I know that each of you guys were sort of looking around

00:14:39: When when I saw them Obviously Kezra flying down and grabbing Garnet all this stuff.

00:14:45: Sandor was gonna actually make his way to like the.

00:14:48: he's not visible Like.

00:14:50: maybe it's like at this corner or something.

00:14:52: okay is staying Where?

00:14:54: He can see Garn.

00:14:55: so we're within a vicinity, So yeah Yeah, I have I've a map here from timeless tabletop found this nice little a humble Smithy map here on Reddit.

00:15:11: So let's just go ahead and it is getting pretty tense there, to get pretty tense in between this conversation from between Garn and Brigh Vinhier.

00:15:23: Let's all roll for initiative.

00:15:25: All right.

00:15:25: All ready!

00:15:28: Alright Black Oak Workshop.

00:15:30: Let's see that nice roll.

00:15:33: See the natural one, baby.

00:15:35: Oh,

00:15:36: Natty Four!

00:15:36: I'm waiting for him to make his first move.

00:15:38: That

00:15:40: is how you do it.

00:15:41: Careful, fire another warning shot.

00:15:46: Okay, middling roll.

00:15:52: Going down a little list here... Kezra what did we get?

00:15:56: Thirty-two.

00:16:00: Thirty two Turn it around, guys.

00:16:03: Bad initiative, Kezra is a thing of the past.

00:16:07: New city new kezra.

00:16:08: I'm going to work Ambrose.

00:16:11: twenty eight

00:16:15: Sandor.

00:16:19: thirty three and Garn was your poopy roll.

00:16:21: Twenty three that's pretty good.

00:16:24: Yep.

00:16:25: Pretty good

00:16:26: must as well as you can go.

00:16:27: I

00:16:27: mean It's probably what he needs to do now too?

00:16:29: Oh, I don't know.

00:16:32: make

00:16:32: this quick.

00:16:33: All

00:16:36: right, so Sandor it is your turn.

00:16:38: first however I will say that like nothing's happened yet they're sort of just like bickering at each other

00:16:44: at the moment.

00:16:45: Yeah Sandor we'll delay.

00:16:46: okay he's got no reason to do anything right now

00:16:48: because

00:16:50: you are invisible.

00:16:52: um So obviously you tell me what you were doing and then He has no idea.

00:16:58: you're here, he's focused on Garner.

00:16:59: So where is

00:17:01: he?

00:17:01: I position myself next to him and i'm going to attempt to steal

00:17:07: the sword.

00:17:10: Okay

00:17:12: Like the one hes wielding or the one on

00:17:14: this table The one that he was concealing.

00:17:17: Okay

00:17:17: okay Assuming thats not what he's pointing at

00:17:20: Garner.

00:17:21: No, no.

00:17:23: He had like another one.

00:17:25: so yeah.

00:17:27: So he has either what are you working on?

00:17:29: and then the other one that?

00:17:30: That was copying And then he pulls out like a third.

00:17:34: Oh if it's money who is like crappily making I could just like literally destroy it with

00:17:43: my head

00:17:44: Under.

00:17:45: yes So what was the

00:17:54: was?

00:17:55: The blade he was copying on the table.

00:17:56: or did you put it in like a pouch.

00:17:58: On his back side, I

00:17:59: think had he had shoved into a pouch on his side so that he'd tried to stealthily do it.

00:18:05: Um, so he just has like a bag on its side as she was shuffling.

00:18:09: He's kind of like like shoved him

00:18:12: along.

00:18:13: my trusty look

00:18:13: at twenty

00:18:21: seven.

00:18:23: That is a fail.

00:18:24: Uh, so you reach your hand and then he feels the tugging.

00:18:30: And he's like, what?

00:18:31: He reaches his hand out and tries to try some backhands or whatever that was.

00:18:36: What is going on here?

00:18:43: That was one action so I don't

00:18:44: know which you want me do now.

00:18:47: Try it again.

00:18:47: just keep life went through his pockets.

00:18:51: Give me that!

00:18:53: I'm joking.

00:18:55: Kezra says

00:18:57: drop

00:18:58: your blade as I cast command

00:19:02: roll will save.

00:19:03: Oh!

00:19:07: Magical authority.

00:19:09: Love it.

00:19:11: Uh, thirty-one.

00:19:15: That makes a good one... So he must spend the first action on his next turn to obey your command?

00:19:26: Oh so we still have to obey

00:19:27: him?!

00:19:27: He's lost into it.

00:19:28: but with this first action.

00:19:31: Okay okay and that was two actions thing?

00:19:36: That was a spell.

00:19:36: yeah

00:19:37: All right, then I guess it comes to his turn.

00:19:41: So he spends this first action to drop that.

00:19:44: Just clang-a-gling.

00:19:45: and why?

00:19:46: Why is choice?

00:19:48: so He drops it And you look see you in the or he looks at Garn because he was trying to looking like just your direction gezer.

00:19:56: It's just like what's going on here Forge master.

00:20:01: And he's like looking around and he looks up and he looked at Garen again.

00:20:07: He's like explain this trickery And he is going to try and search.

00:20:13: He's gonna look for you, Kessler.

00:20:15: Yeah

00:20:15: I'm standing right there.

00:20:17: Yeah.

00:20:21: Let's see... Reception?

00:20:23: A smell of alcohol coming

00:20:24: from somewhere!

00:20:27: Uh, thirty-three?

00:20:28: Yeah

00:20:29: I guess it's like stealthy stuff in stealth DC.

00:20:33: Okay yeah that's me.

00:20:38: So can we pick up again?

00:20:40: or does command?

00:20:42: Does he follow the command and then you can just do it every once after that?

00:20:44: He could pick up.

00:20:45: Okay, so we'll pick him again and point in your direction And Then he's looking like In Your Direction and going show yourself.

00:20:58: So I'm gonna racket here.

00:21:00: You explain.

00:21:01: It would be easier if you just cooperated.

00:21:07: You Can try me!

00:21:08: You Can Try!

00:21:10: That is his turn Ambrose where are YOU?

00:21:14: it Is YOUR Turn.

00:21:15: I forgot

00:21:16: him going

00:21:16: last.

00:21:18: Any moment of my turn,

00:21:19: he's

00:21:20: talking to me and like oh yeah it rolled terrible.

00:21:23: He was like

00:21:24: why isn't he responding?

00:21:25: I'm talking to him

00:21:26: but he is just sitting there.

00:21:27: Talked to me.

00:21:29: Will

00:21:29: I bite her again?

00:21:32: Yeah

00:21:32: um uh i would say that he Would take his entire turn in order To even get here because he was Like...I think if we're positioning thing..he Was watching.

00:21:42: you saw That one person that was Just delayed

00:21:45: And stuff like

00:21:46: that.

00:21:46: So

00:21:47: the

00:21:47: woman who's working on this is Delito?

00:21:49: Yeah, he was... so in this case, Kezra's flying down all of his stuff and notices it but he's hurrying himself over there.

00:21:56: But yeah!

00:21:58: This entire turn I would say he finally gets here.

00:22:01: Oh my what is going on

00:22:03: here?!

00:22:04: Okay Well then it comes to Garn.

00:22:09: Alright

00:22:10: Garn

00:22:12: just looks at him like no trickery Only do as you

00:22:17: are told.

00:22:18: It does not seem like your willing to so

00:22:21: fine

00:22:22: La hard way and he bashes his shield that it is Morningstar in a shield, then he lets go of the shield.

00:22:29: He launches himself at the guy to grapple him.

00:22:32: okay?

00:22:34: You have to have at least one

00:22:35: hand free all right.

00:22:40: I Don't know if they'll do it with the twenty nine.

00:22:42: uh that is just a success actually.

00:22:48: Oh,

00:22:48: nice!

00:22:49: So you go up and grab him... How do you grapple with him?

00:22:54: He's not pinned or anything like that.

00:22:55: You just have to

00:22:55: grip on

00:22:57: him.

00:22:59: I think what i'd do as im coming in to grab him I knock away his sword Not out of his hand but knock away the sword With my morning start to give me an opening And then I try to, you know quote pin him down but not restraining like pin him Down with the with my one arm okay against The bench that he's right next To and With Like The Morning Star Kind of Holding The Other?

00:23:26: Like Sword Hand.

00:23:30: Okay

00:23:31: You Will Not Win This.

00:23:34: i Have Legions Of Men At The Ready And Giving You A Chance To Save Your Own Skin.

00:23:41: Or It Can Be Strung Up

00:23:42: With Arrest

00:23:45: a second or deception because that's a lie.

00:23:49: What is your definition of a legion, man?

00:23:53: Sanders out front smoking black and brown like.

00:23:56: yeah I count as that!

00:23:58: I'm like two people

00:24:01: man!

00:24:02: Magic is worth a thousand men so it makes

00:24:03: sense.

00:24:03: Twenty-one on the deception.

00:24:09: He does not believe you.

00:24:12: Uh, so much that he laughs and spits in your face.

00:24:15: Oh,

00:24:15: it's rhyming!

00:24:17: Kazarokalem!

00:24:18: All

00:24:25: right is-is that your whole turn then?

00:24:26: Yeah its my whole turn because I had to move to get him grapple And Then i tried the deception.

00:24:30: uh sandor this Is...I

00:24:35: mean are we really going loud here?

00:24:38: It's middle of night.. I Mean.... I don't think like

00:24:45: Sandor will walk over to here so he can see the door.

00:24:49: Okay,

00:24:51: and He Will Use I Guess Intimidation.

00:24:58: Let me See if i'm Actually Decent but

00:25:00: okay?

00:25:01: I'm not Bensin

00:25:02: anymore.

00:25:05: Wait Am I good at this?

00:25:07: Oh man!

00:25:07: I am NOT.

00:25:10: Wow Okay Hmm Shark

00:25:13: on a check.

00:25:14: wow with your knowledge of the

00:25:15: arcade

00:25:17: Believe me, I would.

00:25:19: That

00:25:19: was not.

00:25:20: does magic impress you

00:25:22: guys?

00:25:22: We ever have to talk to anybody.

00:25:24: do not Do not ask me to do anything.

00:25:25: Oh

00:25:25: my god

00:25:34: You know what.

00:25:35: i'm just gonna shoot an electric car at the guy.

00:25:37: yeah taser taser

00:25:40: I'll

00:25:42: say this as you go too.

00:25:44: As you walk around and you get this spell ready.

00:25:47: he looks at you walking up that he goes

00:25:51: fuck

00:25:51: Forest master.

00:25:53: No, please I'm trying.

00:25:58: Oh Is there any check?

00:26:00: I can roll with horde master.

00:26:04: Yeah Go ahead and roll door.

00:26:07: floor religion.

00:26:09: something simple on this one.

00:26:10: you could have stopped the door

00:26:11: for

00:26:13: Johnson cabinet waiting to this and i

00:26:15: just rolled a natural bucket.

00:26:20: That's a forty-two in case you need

00:26:21: it.

00:26:22: Oh my gosh,

00:26:23: so much about dwarves.

00:26:26: first split moment in his panic

00:26:28: he

00:26:29: called you the name of The Pringar Dwarven Elder God.

00:26:41: Oh No

00:26:44: All right,

00:26:45: that is

00:26:45: me.

00:26:47: Yep, that that's that's

00:26:48: me.

00:26:49: That's me

00:26:54: What

00:26:56: You said.

00:26:56: Descari is his name.

00:26:57: Yeah, it's Droscaria.

00:27:00: It's the old dwarven god that was all about like guile and stealing in slavery And other kind of stuff and uh-was just like.

00:27:10: yeah if you need to employ slaves That's fine because your getting work done Like that was his whole thing.

00:27:15: Guys we got a timeline.

00:27:17: I don't care how ya do it.

00:27:18: Just get it

00:27:20: up

00:27:26: Alright.

00:27:26: i will just say To the room Follower of Descari.

00:27:33: Old dwarf god, angry mad like slaves.

00:27:39: Okay Kezra is your turn.

00:27:45: kezra will say to him that he's still invisible.

00:27:51: You have

00:27:52: to tell us what you're doing here and you should take Us To the people who gave you that sword.

00:28:01: It's the only way that you are actually going to complete this work.

00:28:05: a roll it well safe

00:28:07: Oh

00:28:08: okay

00:28:10: Wow, okay.

00:28:11: They're really pulling into the deep spell cache.

00:28:15: How's our natural one?

00:28:17: Oh That's

00:28:18: perfect exactly what we needed.

00:28:20: I just cast subconscious suggestion

00:28:27: Okay So now right.

00:28:29: so i give him a subtle task that he has to follow out basically until its completion.

00:28:38: But it has to be like something logical.

00:28:40: It can't be self-destructive it.

00:28:42: Can't be like.

00:28:43: this isn't dominating.

00:28:44: so I'm telling him if he's gonna actually complete his work, he needs to tell us what is going on and take us into

00:28:49: the new room.

00:28:52: Okay!

00:28:53: I promise that you do this.

00:28:55: You'll be able to complete your work right?

00:28:58: And then Kezra will drop the Invisibility.

00:29:03: They come through a turn... ...and stop struggling.

00:29:09: He's just like... Just gary i know not where your plans are but If this is your will.

00:29:22: And he looks at all of you and just like, Drascari... He wants me to tell y'all about the great work that he does!

00:29:31: Yes?

00:29:32: That's what it was going on.

00:29:35: yes.

00:29:36: That's right brother why else would we come in the dark of night?

00:29:40: Right?

00:29:41: well You see I The guild has been shutting down for thirty six years i was never able to become a part of the Crestman's Guild.

00:29:54: And all these other ones around me, they took up the council seats... They took up ALL the memberships and they never let ME do it!

00:30:05: They never let me flourish!

00:30:06: I'm a good one!

00:30:07: Any points at his stock behind him?

00:30:10: It is kind-of just like that guy who could NEVER fucking get his shit to work in there.

00:30:20: Ben's in some of the stuff and you're just like, man this guy is not doing it.

00:30:30: And so he was looking at Yu Garen and Yu Kezura and pointing at Sandor He almost thought that he seems to think Sandor as a sign from Drascari himself.

00:30:53: So it's like asking if we're

00:30:54: aligned with Sandor?

00:30:56: Yeah.

00:30:58: Can you see him?

00:31:00: and

00:31:01: I look over my shoulder, i look back...I say

00:31:07: of course brother!

00:31:09: Of course the same blood that

00:31:12: flows through

00:31:12: me is not our

00:31:14: ancestry

00:31:15: birth from

00:31:16: earth as his.

00:31:19: any motions

00:31:20: to

00:31:21: Kezra are all a part a part of the great quest for sky and some of us have found our way back

00:31:29: down here

00:31:30: to reconnect

00:31:31: with what

00:31:32: is truly important.

00:31:34: And that's why we've been sent...

00:31:37: ...to help

00:31:38: complete this great work, as Brother Kezra

00:31:41: has said.

00:31:46: So Sandor is going to step up and go.

00:31:49: would you like to see Drisgari's blessing?

00:31:56: Please!

00:31:56: I-I've been asking.

00:31:58: I've been asking those people, they said... They're the ones who gave me this idea.

00:32:06: I knew that his blessing would come.

00:32:10: Okay!

00:32:11: Been trying for a year now i think it's been so long.

00:32:19: Then Field of Blessing as Sandor cast torturous trauma on him.

00:32:28: What does he do?

00:32:29: That is a cantrip.

00:32:30: OK, rare tantrum.

00:32:33: Oh God!

00:32:35: With this spell born of Kimberle's sadistic

00:32:36: love and

00:32:37: torture

00:32:38: you better at creatures internal organs leaving no external signs or immense pain.

00:32:44: the target takes bludgeoning damage with one d four And is also fatigued on a failed fortitude.

00:32:50: save

00:32:51: Okay, forwarded.

00:32:54: After we went over to hold your scarry thing I saw this cantrum like he knows that.

00:32:59: Um,

00:33:03: so as a fail of the twenty-four

00:33:07: Kelly do me a favor real quick.

00:33:08: How do I adjust?

00:33:09: The damage for my spell level.

00:33:11: Oh

00:33:11: if you're If your using foundry if you hit cast on that spell It should.

00:33:19: it should give you like the height.

00:33:30: Yeah Okay

00:33:36: guys gonna be so much damaged with guts.

00:33:39: I can't believe he's been doing this right here a year.

00:33:42: oh Yeah, so he's been trying to get into the guild for like decades and he

00:33:49: just couldn't do

00:33:51: it.

00:33:51: So... He has been working with Triad every year?

00:33:55: That is a

00:33:56: long time ago!

00:33:57: Well, just Scarry specifically.

00:33:59: He didn't say anything about The Triad.

00:34:02: He was probably taking all routes possible.

00:34:05: I'm good at this!

00:34:08: That is sixteen points of bludgeoning damage to his internal organs.

00:34:10: And

00:34:11: now

00:34:12: he is fatigued

00:34:13: You know, all of a sudden you just see him like hold his stomach and he's just like... And he like keels over it.

00:34:22: He is holding his chest in this abdomen that he was just like.. Forge Father I'm sorry!

00:34:29: I'll try harder!

00:34:31: I will

00:34:32: work!!

00:34:34: I'll employ these if you want me to!

00:34:37: And looking up at you still feeling there are some sort connection between your and Drascari even though You know, you've cut that.

00:34:45: You've cut pretty hard.

00:34:49: Alright,

00:34:50: Tandor is done!

00:34:50: He does not want any more to

00:34:51: do with this...

00:34:53: So it's really just this dude who sucks at making weapons of sneaks in here at night?

00:34:59: Well this isn't Smithy.

00:35:02: I think whoever he's feeding these weapons too maybe they're the ones actually doing a swap.

00:35:09: That's what i'm thinking.

00:35:14: We must make haste and we must wait for them.

00:35:17: The weapon is

00:35:17: finished Must

00:35:19: be there to help deliver.

00:35:21: or the Forge Father in Martin

00:35:23: Middle East.

00:35:25: You have tasted his blessing once, Mastery's blessed you've tasted

00:35:30: it

00:35:30: again.".

00:35:32: Can you make me a deception

00:35:34: role?

00:35:35: I'm

00:35:35: so bad

00:35:36: at deception!

00:35:38: Part of my suggestion was him taking us to...the

00:35:41: people he is working with.

00:35:42: Yeah.

00:35:44: Aren't you

00:35:45: really good at deception?

00:35:46: Why don't ya say anything

00:35:47: Kessler?!

00:35:49: What are you writing?

00:35:50: Because he's like, because your blabbing too much.

00:35:52: You're blabbering to much Tim!

00:35:54: Yeah you right.

00:35:55: Oh my gosh I'm so bad!

00:35:57: Only nineteen!

00:36:03: I rolled an natural

00:36:04: sense by the way.

00:36:05: Okay So uh...I was gonna say- I am looking at it now that wouldn't succeed here.

00:36:18: He is just like well Explain yourselves if you were working for him.

00:36:24: No What's going on?

00:36:26: You explain any points of Kezra.

00:36:29: Thank God!

00:36:32: Look, you need to take us.

00:36:34: we can help you deliver these goods promise nothing bad will happen to you and in fact...you will get better.

00:36:45: So he is under the suggestion right now where He has to finish his work for tonight or whatever he was doing.

00:36:53: I told him tell about our job To the people he's working

00:37:00: with.

00:37:01: okay,

00:37:02: and I do like it.

00:37:04: He needs to do that

00:37:04: in order actually succeed here.

00:37:07: Yeah So he kind of calms down And he just goes fine.

00:37:19: look all these decades All these decades i've been trying and Here you're The forward master?

00:37:29: He gave me an outhe told me if I If I ruin the reputation of the others, especially that goddamn goldbeard.

00:37:38: Then then i could rise up!

00:37:41: I could use them as stepping stones to get into The Guild.

00:37:48: It was a flawless plan... I just wasn't

00:37:52: good enough..

00:37:53: I just need try harder.

00:37:59: Can

00:37:59: you take us to the Forgemaster?

00:38:08: Well well....I've never met him.

00:38:13: We just talked to people that knew of him and revered his power in his might like a church.

00:38:27: Well, I was... He's really conflicted about something even with the natural one.

00:38:36: he is going back for it as eyes are twitching.

00:38:41: It's just ah!

00:38:44: I can point you into direction but thats all i could do.

00:38:51: We don't want to get you in trouble.

00:38:53: That's not

00:38:54: our

00:38:54: intention,

00:38:56: right?

00:38:59: Why I

00:39:01: There

00:39:02: and he points And the way that he points?

00:39:06: He kind of either.

00:39:07: he comes out to the street any sort of points at point down the Street and it's a clear path all The way up to the wall the wall Right as that's all they can say.

00:39:27: ears ears are listening constantly.

00:39:31: The great Forgemaster told me.

00:39:33: He, he...he told that ears are always listening Always keeping an eye out for trying to bring you soup.

00:39:41: My good work Everything I've done!

00:39:48: I think i'm gonna go on a limb and say who would be sure This was the test?

00:39:56: Who will be sure To let Chisorok

00:39:59: know That she won't pass?

00:40:05: Oh, you're trying to put just a rock name in here.

00:40:09: Yeah because he's putting it on the wall.

00:40:11: so I got arrested and maybe like

00:40:16: yeah... You do that?

00:40:19: He goes all right!

00:40:23: All

00:40:23: right!

00:40:26: There

00:40:27: we go!

00:40:29: Good instinct there old man!

00:40:38: So from here he looks around at me.

00:40:42: I need to keep working.

00:40:44: Don't go

00:40:45: far away.

00:40:47: Can you

00:40:48: give the man

00:40:48: a couple of points at least?

00:40:51: Oh, sure!

00:40:55: I'll get them all in like ten minute tutorial.

00:40:57: show him better folding techniques.

00:41:03: how do hold his hammer right get the right leverage?

00:41:05: How long though?

00:41:06: How long did he hit the metal and wasn't doing it well enough?

00:41:09: You guys have ever watched Fortune Fire?

00:41:15: I think i watched it like one time with you.

00:41:17: It looks great.

00:41:17: Is

00:41:17: that the one where they had people make weapons and have to cut corn in a giant hawk of pig or

00:41:25: ice?

00:41:25: Yeah,

00:41:27: yeah.

00:41:28: The first everyone is separated into three parts.

00:41:32: First two are making a knife And then last ones were making whatever weapon A copesh katana.

00:41:39: But there's always something that happens on this show.

00:41:42: You know that like shit happens, but yeah look one of the first episodes.

00:41:47: there was a guy who is testing the durability Of his blade and he was tapping it.

00:41:51: And then It just shattered in half.

00:41:55: He tried to tack weld it.

00:41:56: afterwards I was like no The blade is done my guys its done.

00:42:03: Gotta redo from scratch

00:42:05: Mind you they have three hours an

00:42:08: hour

00:42:08: two minutes and thirty seconds

00:42:09: or so.

00:42:13: He was even after all these decades, like he's still making some elementary mistake.

00:42:19: How it came to folding the metal or something over on itself and you teach him something... Yes!

00:42:29: I see now that the blade is joining in a way that never has before.

00:42:40: You needn't get rid of all those other crummy

00:42:41: blades.

00:42:43: Let us give out here

00:42:45: together as we walk

00:42:46: up.

00:42:47: Why did I teach him that Blacksmith?

00:42:49: I don't give a shit about him.

00:42:51: He's

00:42:51: like my little self,

00:42:51: you

00:42:52: know what

00:42:53: I'm really wondering

00:42:56: man.

00:42:56: You could just purposely told them wrong.

00:42:58: That's true.

00:42:59: He won't ask war.

00:43:00: how come he can't do this on his own?

00:43:01: it is apparently his last passion!

00:43:03: What the fuck am i

00:43:04: doing?!

00:43:07: My guard

00:43:07: walked out

00:43:08: and held high... ...and said in a fine sweet tone.. He says to himself...

00:43:15: Why did you feed his ego?

00:43:17: Fuck's sake.

00:43:18: I don't care that she taught the bad guy how to forge, why'd you feed this one?

00:43:22: Why?

00:43:23: Kids are talking away from me!

00:43:24: He just

00:43:24: keeps talking and it sometimes makes sense... He did a stupid reaction spell where he has flowing blonde hair and shit And he just convinced him It's all tricks.

00:43:43: So there is weird dude with

00:43:44: these weird powers

00:43:47: Weird buddy

00:43:48: as fascination.

00:43:49: I was

00:43:50: always imagine what he does that with.

00:43:52: when Finn from adventures He takes his hat.

00:43:55: When you take this hat off

00:43:58: I'm glad we all thought that of Garn.

00:44:03: Okay, you guys have left.

00:44:08: Oh He reassures.

00:44:09: You think he's gonna replace it and then use the.

00:44:11: you know With the tips do you gave them?

00:44:12: He is oh Hopefully won't have to steal again.

00:44:17: I'll show all these bastards who is the best forge, Best Forge Master here?

00:44:24: Kezra's already gone.

00:44:25: he was like yeah sure you will!

00:44:31: So Kelda Holrigg Is The One That Had Given You This Task.

00:44:36: okay

00:44:37: so if you uh If You Want To Go Back To Her it's After Hours.

00:44:41: so she's probably asleep or out drinking somewhere.

00:44:46: Yeah, we're fine scouting

00:44:48: all the bars!

00:44:49: We did it!

00:44:51: Oh

00:44:51: yeah because definitely intending to tell

00:44:52: her

00:44:53: that you know those dudes been fucking everything up on purpose like he's a piece of shit.

00:44:59: so fuck

00:44:59: him.

00:45:00: Well we rested before this takeout So were good just go into the wall

00:45:04: right?

00:45:05: The middle line

00:45:05: might as well

00:45:08: but if its chiselrock where after hes already taken away in handcuffs But

00:45:11: there could be more IN THERE

00:45:14: That Could

00:45:14: Be.

00:45:15: There could be trying

00:45:16: out there, which is what I'm thinking.

00:45:23: The walls are made out of the scarlet.

00:45:27: It's

00:45:28: a tackle deck.

00:45:29: I

00:45:33: can't really not worried about this guy like.

00:45:35: he's not going to run away and even if you don't we'll find

00:45:37: him okay.

00:45:41: so uh You guys find Kelda.

00:45:44: um she She is with her massive meaty ham hocks of arm, she's probably a arm wrestling people.

00:45:56: There is some beefy orc who just like puts down... You go to walk in and goes try that again!

00:46:04: And then she goes over and flexes on him.

00:46:13: So when you guys walk-in

00:46:24: Well, Garn our leader.

00:46:26: Why don't you tell them what just happened?

00:46:29: Sorry!

00:46:29: Garn really

00:46:29: wanted

00:46:30: to set the mood with some better music.

00:46:37: So...

00:46:38: You're trying to woo her.

00:46:39: is that was your saying?

00:46:42: Tosses a gold to the local bard like let's get this place more lively

00:46:48: in here.

00:46:51: so

00:46:52: And this was Dela Harger?

00:46:55: Uh, Kelda Holberg.

00:46:56: I got it backwards.

00:46:57: He did.

00:46:57: Kelda Harger!

00:46:59: So goes over to Kelda... ...I know that isn't the best time and congratulations on your win but we have successfully completed our task.

00:47:11: I see!

00:47:12: Um so uh she-she goes oh tell me the story.

00:47:22: Well well get a little

00:47:24: time,

00:47:24: Kezra.

00:47:25: Oh, good at storytelling.

00:47:26: Are you nuts?

00:47:29: Yeah we uh...

00:47:31: We found some old dwarf making crappy daggers in the middle of night.

00:47:37: I don't even-

00:47:38: What was his name again?

00:47:41: Brighbens.

00:47:42: You ever heard of the smithy?

00:47:44: Brigven!

00:47:45: The fool!

00:47:46: Yeah him.

00:47:49: Hey he's been trying for decades.

00:47:51: He keeps pleading this case prostrating before me But every time he brings me the shittiest weapons i've ever seen.

00:47:56: Well

00:47:56: they confessed to crime

00:47:57: and he was inspired by

00:48:02: someone or something to sabotage the rest of the guild and try to elevate himself.

00:48:10: He's still at his booth if you care to deal with him now.

00:48:15: But we don't think he is going anywhere, given his recent visage from a divine symbol or sign that he might cram along about...

00:48:27: See what sort things was talking about?

00:48:31: Well..he.

00:48:32: Afraid

00:48:36: we cannot go into details at this

00:48:37: time about

00:48:38: where he

00:48:39: was placing his weapons, because they're something that you get to check on ourselves.

00:48:42: We don't want give you false information about him playing with him in a situation here in town but I assure

00:48:49: you when we have confirmed the information will let the whole council

00:48:54: know of it.

00:48:56: I see... Well, welcome to Reston tonight!

00:49:00: I wanna do is today whenever one's working make us show what happens to thieves and foragers People who make forgeries not people who fought.

00:49:10: Yes, right

00:49:12: Though I will say He is an old coot

00:49:16: he

00:49:17: four years my younger.

00:49:19: i think that Perhaps just got off in the wrong spot.

00:49:23: maybe

00:49:24: Maybe

00:49:25: I do agree That each should atone and pay

00:49:26: For his crimes.

00:49:28: but if you put

00:49:29: on a better path?

00:49:31: I Think Thanks to Kezra here, I think he could just turn a new leaf and actually make something

00:49:36: of quality now.

00:49:42: Oh!

00:49:42: He's still gonna have pay for what he did is ruin in the reputation of the guilds... I had put out a bunch of fires one them almost literal yesterday with those merchants but we'll see if you can get off on the right foot after that.

00:50:00: Thank You thank you all.

00:50:03: um oh i will have some uh.

00:50:05: ruins

00:50:09: where you're

00:50:09: freaking

00:50:10: telling me I could have gotten a room for free this whole

00:50:12: time and

00:50:13: it's kind of

00:50:14: all mine.

00:50:16: So here, Here is the gold from what you did on that day?

00:50:18: That's what professional

00:50:21: do.

00:50:22: Alright in second ruin!

00:50:22: That's What i'm going to do.

00:50:25: Jax we are level twenty.

00:50:27: And

00:50:28: im just like can

00:50:29: i get at level nine?

00:50:30: All right, so yeah.

00:50:36: She tells you that can come by tomorrow and she'll have some friends for ya.

00:50:43: So it's still the middle of the night.

00:50:46: What do y'all want to do?

00:50:47: We're

00:50:47: going on a wall!

00:50:48: Go do a wall man!

00:50:50: So I will say this The last task guys had is called Check the walls.

00:51:00: Perfect.

00:51:01: Perfect

00:51:02: cover story, we're checking the walls!

00:51:03: Why out here?

00:51:04: They are in a goddamn

00:51:05: wall!

00:51:06: So I will smooth this over by...I'll join her Garnus who is the council member for The...Gash Only i was good at this Carpenter's Guild.

00:51:22: She was on the same bar and she just like Have you gotten to checking the walls yet?

00:51:28: We

00:51:30: were going there

00:51:30: right now.

00:51:31: Oh likely sorry

00:51:33: You're in our

00:51:34: way, actually.

00:51:37: Now, Casper...

00:51:39: Keep your job

00:51:40: done or not!

00:51:42: Why was mine last?

00:51:45: No it doesn't have to be done at all.

00:51:47: we can just go

00:51:48: home.

00:51:48: I'm through the night.

00:51:49: How do you know this is

00:51:49: my last

00:51:50: task?!

00:51:52: Look at

00:51:52: all those magic shit-.

00:51:53: Do

00:51:53: i need your

00:51:54: crap??

00:51:55: Do i

00:51:55: really need your

00:51:56: reward???

00:51:58: I'm not even here for YOU!

00:52:04: She's a rock was right.

00:52:05: We should have thrown you out.

00:52:06: go check the goddamn.

00:52:07: Oh,

00:52:08: I would like to see you try.

00:52:11: God shut him up.

00:52:14: You know she's level twenty arch wizards on all.

00:52:19: why aren't they solving all of the goddamn problems?

00:52:22: There's always like

00:52:31: There's always this thing that like, if you ever have like newer players and then the town paladin is like hey we really need to go rescue these guys because they're like.

00:52:41: why don't YOU do

00:52:43: it?

00:52:43: Bro play the game!

00:52:45: Bro

00:52:46: I got other things i'm doing right now.

00:52:48: Alright

00:52:53: so... You Go To The Walls.

00:52:56: As you are walking out of this one bar You walk past another one at.

00:53:07: a whole ass fight comes rumbling out from the bar that you were walking by Like a full-on brawl like Tom and Jerry Smoke all around them.

00:53:21: hands fly in Fisco, and teeth are getting spilled out onto the street.

00:53:26: Guess who's getting jazzed up?

00:53:27: He was ready to go.

00:53:30: Finally

00:53:31: start looking for an opening Very clearly.

00:53:37: The most punchable looking face.

00:53:41: Turns around, hits gone!

00:53:47: Every time I was going to see that in Amashbe where it's like there is an amashbe going on and then one guy at the edge just throws a hand at another guy and we're all on the edge.

00:53:56: what are you doing?

00:53:57: Get in the pit if your gonna do this.

00:54:01: Okay, I'll say the...I mean these are commoners.

00:54:05: So you know if you get it, roll me at athletics as you start like body-checking people.

00:54:12: Yeah because we're certainly men.

00:54:15: It would be like this same thing is just Luca's kind of doing more defensive, like pushing people away from him.

00:54:23: Kind of doing a

00:54:24: kind of martial art.

00:54:25: if anything else just get out here

00:54:28: because there's some real asshole about it.

00:54:29: he goes in and you can tell he's faking trying to break up the fight but really is just trying to guess or someone will shove them.

00:54:35: so he was walking over and immediately gets shoved and then he sucks that guy.

00:54:42: natural twenty

00:54:45: kill someone.

00:54:48: So

00:54:49: I start knocking heads together.

00:54:52: You knock two people's heads together, somebody tries to grab you by the leg because they're lower center gravity.

00:55:00: so that try and take off your feet and just kick them of then fly into someone else.

00:55:06: Big old dwarf brawl from four or six dwarves are getting involved.

00:55:10: People were trying to pull him out too But you hear someone who's like, oh fucking kill every last one of you.

00:55:18: Hammer song knows what he is doing.

00:55:20: Hammer Song want somebody else on that chair in the council?

00:55:24: You know it!

00:55:25: And then goes rip your fucking throat out there at each other bad

00:55:34: times getting out a hand

00:55:36: just a bit.

00:55:38: It was probably

00:55:39: like the same things that Ambrose was kind over hearing and the bar here were saying they're muttering more Like that.

00:55:48: the kettle is boy like starting this team

00:55:51: big time.

00:55:51: Yeah, yeah This is this is the steam Starting to.

00:55:55: you're in the whistle of it.

00:55:59: So now that Kezra's had his fun Garniz he's a. You know Braston.

00:56:07: Brastin was warned about trying to do things and keep city quiet.

00:56:12: Keep the peace.

00:56:13: looks like she's not doing a really good job.

00:56:15: so So, Garn... He actually lifts up because I don't know if you noticed but he has not used his exemplar powers and still kind of in this like frame-of-mind where thinks.

00:56:30: He is

00:56:32: more preasting it.

00:56:34: so he does lift up his hands to try to cast Calm Emotions which isn't from the Divine Spell List.

00:56:42: And

00:56:43: he lifts up his hand

00:56:44: again

00:56:45: And he just calls out because you usually speak with the spell.

00:56:50: He's like, brothers!

00:56:51: Brothers... Calm yourselves.

00:56:54: This is not time for bickering.

00:56:57: There is death beyond the walls Do do not know?

00:57:01: clamoring For your very lives and here You are going after each other's throats.

00:57:06: Now it's not a time to this.

00:57:08: You must

00:57:09: trust that there Is reason behind all of these.

00:57:12: And have patience He's just talking!

00:57:21: Right, Romy to diplomacy.

00:57:23: That's right.

00:57:24: yeah he's got some diplomacy all right.

00:57:29: this feels important.

00:57:30: so I'm gonna break out...I've been wearing a dice necklace the whole time.

00:57:34: which you guys didn't realize is that the DICE comes out.

00:57:38: So i am going to roll The Dice Necklace.

00:57:43: Not much better than good old black oak workshop.

00:57:48: it only could be at twenty

00:57:49: four.

00:57:50: Maybe it's fitting,

00:57:52: perhaps fitting.

00:57:53: These are some normal guys.

00:57:56: so when after they probably feel the pain in their face for one to kind of like ground them for a minute there sort of calm down thinking about that fact right?

00:58:09: There are bigger problems

00:58:12: Sanders just like I've got a cone of cold in my back pocket.

00:58:15: I could take them all out right now

00:58:18: Some sort of eventual spiting at the city.

00:58:22: So much burger, oh, I'll

00:58:23: just really love killing.

00:58:26: no And they start to look at each other.

00:58:36: and then there's like better some answers.

00:58:41: You better be telling us you bet every.

00:58:43: that's not right.

00:58:47: It's not right to just Iraq spent on that wall day and night.

00:58:50: He slept up there.

00:58:51: I've been with him And they're like certainly a certain to you know be like emotionally hurt, right?

00:58:58: Because they bend which is a rock in the scene Like you know him trying his hardest and then he's been leading them.

00:59:06: You know ahead of their guilt stuff like that, right toes go to work.

00:59:13: Hammersong gave us no explanation.

00:59:18: Yeah, you gotta say something.

00:59:20: If we can promise you a decent explanation in the next couple of days, will you calm down and take this fight elsewhere?

00:59:27: Not with your fellow.

00:59:31: I'm going to bed tonight.

00:59:33: Hopefully I'll sleep this off.

00:59:36: when he spits on his tooth comes out.

00:59:38: Kezra's got like two guys that have blocks and has some other guy shirt in his mouth which is just like,

00:59:43: oh!

00:59:44: Just let them go.

00:59:45: It shoves him all away from me.

00:59:49: Get it away for me.

00:59:54: So the they sort of go on their way.

00:59:57: The guys from the Snow Masons Guild and the guys for the Guild of Arms Separate you successfully diffuse a situation there, which could have gotten bad.

01:00:10: I

01:00:13: mean You know think it's

01:00:18: swing at each other but when they pull weapons that's what is like all right alright?

01:00:23: I love also

01:00:25: What,

01:00:26: twelve level.

01:00:27: at this point we're just like kids.

01:00:28: stop it.

01:00:30: We could literally kill you with a thought.

01:00:34: In Sander's case yes!

01:00:36: It would take me single action.

01:00:41: as for walking towards the wall I look maybe to Ambrose and I'm like Braston did not even listen to what i said.

01:00:54: its always been that Always thinks he knows best.

01:00:58: He was the holy, he was the cleric.

01:01:01: He was a priest always bent for the cloths always Holier than thou.

01:01:06: is

01:01:07: it by Torag's beard this and by Torang's

01:01:09: beard that?

01:01:13: I suppose its more of The Old Way Is That He Stuck In At This Point?

01:01:20: How Much Older Is He Than You?

01:01:23: By Only A Handful Of Years

01:01:25: I Think.

01:01:29: Unfortunately, you just have to teach them the new way of how things are supposed be done.

01:01:34: Well that's the thing... Back there

01:01:40: I

01:01:41: tried to calm their emotions.

01:01:43: Magically Gorum has given me divine powers but i do not seem working as they once did.

01:01:54: The connection was so strong!

01:01:58: But now it ended my

01:01:59: hands and nothing

01:02:01: happens.

01:02:04: Perhaps there is a Is in connection somewhere.

01:02:08: Otherwise, your words did seem to have reached the ears of them.

01:02:13: you did enough And honestly he has no really knowledge of religion stuff like this.

01:02:21: Like he doesn't know anything.

01:02:22: that's going on with corn.

01:02:24: He does it like exemplars.

01:02:26: I don't know what the hell That is.

01:02:28: It looks weird every so often and we heal Because

01:02:34: which says

01:02:37: we all have

01:02:38: trouble

01:02:39: With performance From time to time, I don't personally know what that feels like

01:02:45: but... ...I've heard.

01:02:48: It's very common especially among creatures your age.

01:02:54: You really think so?

01:02:57: I haven't had a chance of talking poise about this!

01:03:03: I'm sure they make a potion for that.

01:03:05: honestly

01:03:08: You know why I remember trying to talk with my wife about it.

01:03:10: I don't quite understand the intricacies of this fine connection with gods.

01:03:18: How do you people get anything done?

01:03:22: You just gotta

01:03:23: try

01:03:23: something new, Goram!

01:03:24: You've got to try some... Some newer... New prayer techniques.

01:03:30: Yes maybe i'll try banging my morning start shield more like this.

01:03:35: instead of that

01:03:37: It

01:03:37: does two very similar looking motions.

01:03:41: Oh yes i believe that will do it

01:03:48: All right, you go to the wall.

01:03:53: So let me say this... You find an envelope in your pocket that gives you a task once again and then you fail to complete it for first time.

01:04:05: Pretty much what El Joyner Garnes has told you was because of all those suspicious things happening.

01:04:15: she's worried something is getting through And so she was like, you know because he's in the carpenter.

01:04:23: You know?

01:04:24: She helps with that and So she was.

01:04:26: I just feel something is off.

01:04:28: When she had brought it to Colorin Chisorak and then Nolravin she kind of got shoved on Chisora being arrested.

01:04:40: your like.

01:04:40: well That makes sense and knowing no revenge you're Like Well Okay He clearly Was like No, no i did this They're good.

01:04:53: So she was just sort of like pushed off to the side, so She just wants you guys to just sorta like patrol a wall make sure everything's Good.

01:05:01: You guys are clearly like magically inclined And so there our rooms placed all along it and wards stuff like that to help keep Everything out.

01:05:17: When you guys go down the guards up there that they allow you to just be on like, other side of wall and check their rooms.

01:05:27: This is like The Danger Side?

01:05:29: Yeah yeah

01:05:30: okay

01:05:31: alright but with all the light stuff it takes ten-fifty minutes To get to Sagarok cause theres a separation between anyway.

01:05:43: so when You Get to this Wall You guys can, it takes a long time to walk.

01:05:51: It's not great while China big but its pretty big.

01:05:56: So...it'll take some time to go through and inspect each one.

01:06:01: Go ahead make an arcana or crafting check.

01:06:05: Hopefully we had our wizards in the party

01:06:09: Right.

01:06:09: I hear they're pretty useful

01:06:11: And this is to check runes and check overall structure of wall which is what she was concerned about.

01:06:18: OK, that's good to me!

01:06:19: Not

01:06:19: terrible honestly...

01:06:24: That's a wall.

01:06:27: Thirty six for Arcana.

01:06:29: Oh you beat me?

01:06:30: I got thirty three.

01:06:31: Damn

01:06:31: i've got thirty-three as well.

01:06:33: It looks

01:06:35: like we're party

01:06:36: of

01:06:37: spell people.

01:06:38: I know it's like.

01:06:39: I know Spell

01:06:40: thingy.

01:06:41: Like it has some magic.

01:06:42: I can also do Crafting if there are crafting specific dollars

01:06:46: at.

01:06:47: I was about to say Sandra probably had like a hand in upkeeping these runes.

01:06:50: So yeah, absolutely.

01:06:53: That's why when you go over here?

01:06:54: You're like i did that one and i didn't know

01:06:57: what.

01:06:57: santa already get a plus eight of that role.

01:06:59: so your good

01:07:03: Um...so When you gets To A certain part In the wall sort Of on Like The western Portion of it if we Go back to

01:07:12: the map Oh Yeah Let me see Beautiful,

01:07:18: beautiful.

01:07:19: That's a good city map!

01:07:20: There was that beautiful beam footage

01:07:22: like that.

01:07:24: So there is the western wall center wall and right wall of the barricade

01:07:31: Where they were named.

01:07:32: so on the

01:07:33: west centre

01:07:33: and right.

01:07:35: Yeah, they were decided by committee.

01:07:43: What happened when you have a council of sixteen people?

01:07:48: I went west.

01:07:49: well.

01:07:49: I want right Guys will compromise.

01:07:56: So the western portion is where You start to feel some irregularities And it's You know that when you were here and you had done at once like the.

01:08:11: the Putting it up took a little bit more time for some reason, and you're not sure why right?

01:08:17: and your looking at the Structurally.

01:08:20: It's like fine.

01:08:21: You're looking out of year Like yeah there's like nothing wrong with it But there is some sort of magic That's like Interfering within.

01:08:29: imagine like two signals that are like kind of like going you don't like overlapping And like, there's some distortion.

01:08:35: There was just some sort of distortion in the ward on one section of a

01:08:40: wall.

01:08:48: There is something wrong with this section of the wall?

01:08:51: The wards are

01:08:52: off

01:08:53: or something... It's hard to

01:08:55: tell!

01:08:56: Can I get closer?

01:08:57: look-or is there any way to investigate further?

01:08:59: I'm

01:09:00: about say that i can get it closer.

01:09:03: Yeah if you wanna roll me... Go ahead and do another arcana check And then I can give you guys a plus two, especially since Noel Reven had put these up in Sandlery.

01:09:17: You were here helping him with that?

01:09:19: Yeah!

01:09:21: So yeah go and get yourself some plus-two.

01:09:27: Same exact roll... thirty six

01:09:31: I got it thirty six too.

01:09:32: this time.

01:09:35: That's sweet plus two.

01:09:36: man

01:09:42: You keep looking at over.

01:09:43: there is just some sort of strain on.

01:09:49: Go ahead and did anybody, anybody try crafting it?

01:09:54: I can.

01:09:56: Okay

01:09:57: would me physically getting closer to the

01:09:59: room on the wall help you're as close as possible get inside its award against undead so So You could walk right out doing a problem.

01:10:06: now i roll poorly.

01:10:09: not thirty

01:10:11: six didn't do it.

01:10:11: uh Thirty-six

01:10:13: Did Not.

01:10:14: Wow wow well It gave you this success which Which told you about The Irregularity.

01:10:20: but

01:10:21: Right Is there any physical, like?

01:10:25: we've talked about the magical disruption.

01:10:27: is There Any Physical Disruption?

01:10:28: Yeah so do the crafting check and then We'll see if you get that one.

01:10:32: Do

01:10:32: I get a plus two on

01:10:33: this?

01:10:34: Correct Yes!

01:10:34: You have plus two in this as well.

01:10:36: Oh thank

01:10:36: Christ.

01:10:37: Okay

01:10:40: Forty

01:10:42: Whoa!

01:10:42: Oh my gosh.

01:10:45: Okay.

01:10:47: So Along This Western Portion Where You Guys Are There's A Subtle Distortion Of The Stone that seems to be affecting the magic itself.

01:11:00: this like sign of repetitive strain on The stonework.

01:11:05: That's also effecting war, right?

01:11:10: When you get two things when you get to this and your looking at it You're seeing that Like if I work in home building.

01:11:17: so like I know there's kind of stuff.

01:11:18: when you Get too And you're looking as sort of a stonework and you look at edit and you're like There's something happening here.

01:11:24: It's almost like there's like a foundation issue and With a forty, you look at whatever crack or whatever distortion is in the wall and it goes down.

01:11:39: And your like something has to be deep under this wall.

01:11:47: Something's digging.

01:11:52: OK how

01:11:56: do we get done

01:11:56: that?

01:11:57: I don't think past while works on the ground.

01:12:00: now can we enter but going to get inside of the law and see if

01:12:07: there any

01:12:10: some tunnel Underneath the wall like it from out here.

01:12:12: There's no It's just ground,

01:12:14: right?

01:12:15: Yeah

01:12:16: But is there any can be let go inside of all

01:12:18: visit.

01:12:19: yeah So you know You Can Go Inside The Wall.

01:12:22: If You Spend Time Looking Around They're You Kind Of See The Same Thing.

01:12:25: so it Just Seems There'S Like You Know Like A Bubble Or Like You know That Sort of Lake There's a Like Amount Of The Stone Work that Like Many Other Doors Just Probably Walk Over Every Day because they you know are patrolling this Constantly.

01:12:37: so but For you and like I said that forty again, i'm just going to carry it over there's something deep underground.

01:12:45: You know...I forget how deep Kovlar is but its like something deeper under this wall That seems to be disrupting not only the stone But The Magical Ward That Is Supposed To Be Protecting This City.

01:13:01: Thats a bit horrifying actually

01:13:05: but theres no access.

01:13:07: Sounds

01:13:08: like we're

01:13:09: just going

01:13:09: to report it.

01:13:11: No, no so I'll say this you guys have checks all along the wall.

01:13:21: at a certain point You get two The other side of the world be inside.

01:13:27: So like though on the Kovar side and you continue following what?

01:13:32: This is what seems to be like this lake Disruption in the stone even then natural stuff.

01:13:38: And there's just like some feeling, whether it's to summon anything that dwarves have where you can feel something under your feet from generations and aeons of being akin to the stone.

01:13:53: There is this sense that goes deeper into Kovar.

01:14:00: You go down past the barricade Go in and roll me perception checks.

01:14:08: Because now you guys are like putting all of these things together and you're getting all of the details.

01:14:14: And there's something just to miss here.

01:14:18: Yeah, I can see that every...I don't know maybe fifteen or twenty feet.

01:14:23: Garn will instinctively place his hand on earth Maybe one-hand two hands.

01:14:30: He'll grab some stone in dirt in his hand so he won't have it run through.

01:14:35: And you just see him, like kind of shaking his head.

01:14:37: Like ever since you guys had pointed that out to him he's really getting a feel for the ground beneath them and it feels like he doesn't feel right.

01:14:47: You said Roller Perception?

01:14:50: Yeah!

01:14:51: I don't know.

01:14:53: does Garn trip in hit his head on a stone and pass-out because thats an at one!

01:14:58: Oh my god this seems weird then when he slips.

01:15:07: But there is something about this wall and something under it that you guys are on the cusp of.

01:15:17: When you keep following this sort of trail, this like feeling that you have in its... There's something within your sandalwork That just aches you.

01:15:27: It's like this draw.

01:15:29: You're like.. There's just something going on And follow this feelin This innate thing with innu.

01:15:36: More than that!

01:15:36: More then gargoyle.

01:15:39: So what happens eventually is you guys sort of, tune in to this banging that you hear.

01:15:46: This rhythmic banging and it's this tone that seems like offset everything... ...and lock-in on the frequency almost And with a roll so high your able follow it.

01:16:04: You end up walking down from the wall.

01:16:09: You barely, barely hear this banging but you've keyed in on it so well that its like still there and your mind.

01:16:15: And then you're able to sort of trace it... ...and you walk for ten or fifteen minutes away from the wall as you keep- Keep your nose down just keep going.

01:16:28: Eventually, Sandor you start hearing voices.. ..and these voices no one else can hear!

01:16:35: But when get a point where the banging becomes louder and the voice has become louder Then continue following until all of a sudden you come upon what is clearly an abandoned building that has such horrible and cursed energy around it, nobody stepped inside for what seems like generations.

01:17:00: And just as you identify the banging in voices completely stop.

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