The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:30: All right, so does everybody else have their daily games that they play?

00:00:34: Because I am completely addicted to this.

00:00:38: Uh...I'm talking like Wirtle if you do like Wurtle uh- I'm a huge fan of connections over on the New York Times.

00:00:44: um and there's few times There is a few times i almost thought about subscribing to play some other games because They are pretty fun!

00:00:50: Looking at it from The

00:00:52: New York

00:00:52: Time?

00:00:53: Uh..Wirtle?

00:00:54: Wirtel From

00:00:55: The New york time?

00:00:57: Yeah yeah Like.

00:00:59: That's like Yeah, yeah.

00:01:01: That's one of the more famous ones.

00:01:02: but Connections is like...

00:01:04: No that was the one I was asking about.

00:01:06: Connections?

00:01:08: Yeah!

00:01:08: I love connections and that wasn't so much fun.

00:01:10: What

00:01:12: did you

00:01:13: do?

00:01:13: So Connections there are sixteen words.

00:01:19: There're groups of four words all connected.

00:01:23: in some way One would be Christmas, classic something else.

00:01:30: Something else songs.

00:01:32: so like they're and So that you'd have to find the connection between those.

00:01:35: And then there'll be another one where it would be Like.

00:01:37: these four words are part of construction.

00:01:40: You know construction equipment or something like That but sometimes you can make connections Between words between them.

00:01:46: But thats not right!

00:01:47: You Have To Find The Connection Between Four Words.

00:01:49: It Can Get Pretty Convoluted But Its One Of The Ones I Love Because I Just Stare At Her For Five Minutes Then Go I Got It And then I do it.

00:01:58: That

00:01:59: does sound.

00:01:59: I'm probably biased, because you know what?

00:02:01: It doesn't.

00:02:01: that sounds

00:02:02: really fun.

00:02:03: is for its really fun.

00:02:04: like i said i did a today and there's some times at like of all the other doing something in them.

00:02:09: handle come out should be like I got it.

00:02:12: she'll be inside and come outside and feel like I've got.

00:02:16: but do guys have any with whether your daily game?

00:02:19: so if we're going to things he due weather be word or where they'd be something else Good.

00:02:26: Yeah, so I've kind of fallen off the wagon a little bit but one that i really love is called Scrandle.

00:02:32: Scrandl?

00:02:33: Scrandel and what it is...I only play The Daily Challenge.

00:02:38: you get shown two food items like different kind of stadiums, so it could be baseball stadium soccer stadium etc.

00:02:51: Yeah and they're dated with the year that they appeared in stuff And you are trying to guess what most people would pick.

00:03:01: So for example I just pulled up The Daily today.

00:03:04: They have a smoked turkey wrap on their left side For eleven thirty pounds.

00:03:09: Then they have pie chips & gravy On right side five pound.

00:03:13: So your goal is to get I think like five out of five or ten at a time.

00:03:17: Or something that

00:03:18: interesting, okay?

00:03:18: Yeah yeah.

00:03:19: so it's crazy because Like you're looking in other cultures foods and trying to compare like oh like sometimes

00:03:29: the

00:03:30: not as appealing one someone might choose more often Because It's so dang cheap.

00:03:35: You're like yeah only a dollar for like

00:03:38: that

00:03:39: or you know, like thirty dollars.

00:03:40: For something looks good?

00:03:42: So I have to

00:03:43: tap into the psyche of a stadium goer.

00:03:46: Yeah who's buying it?

00:03:47: What is the

00:03:48: economy of England right now?

00:03:50: You're right.

00:03:50: exactly.

00:03:51: For a second I thought you made up game and were making it up in real time.

00:03:55: what the fuck was he talking about?

00:03:59: I was like, that's possible.

00:04:00: Because

00:04:01: the name sounded ridiculous and then you started describing him like Tim fucking with us right now?

00:04:07: That's real game!

00:04:09: It's Tim's variation of Calvin Ball.

00:04:11: Right?!

00:04:12: Real Game.

00:04:15: That is a game i would actually play... i might add it to my list.

00:04:20: There were another one where there are just one called Guess The Game for all the gamers out.

00:04:27: guess the game.

00:04:27: So it shows you five different screenshots in order, and you have to try to see if you can guess what game they're from.

00:04:36: And so like there are sometimes that I'm like ooh That looks like Donkey Kong's sixty-four.

00:04:41: But It might be this!

00:04:44: If your'e In the series then Your guess will Be yellow.

00:04:47: if You're completely wrong obviously you're Wrong.

00:04:50: but There is like some times when it comes up and i am Like that Is unmistakably A Starcraft One Sprite.

00:04:59: I love games like that.

00:04:59: There's so much

00:05:00: fun.

00:05:00: I've played plenty of games in the past, i'm not currently playing any unless you count getting angry on Twitter

00:05:08: all day my daily because I definitely do that.

00:05:11: That is a game!

00:05:12: That

00:05:13: was the main purpose for twitter.

00:05:15: I didn't think there would be another thing about it.

00:05:17: Kelly's court is all maxing first thing this morning.

00:05:21: The only way to win is not to play

00:05:24: Literally.

00:05:25: just believe

00:05:26: and if you die in the game.

00:05:26: You died real life.

00:05:28: Yeah, it's actually a really dangerous time for me because there's no Like sports.

00:05:34: I care about going on right now like.

00:05:36: I mean.

00:05:36: There's obviously The World Cup And there's uh yeah like this.

00:05:39: there's NBA playoffs which are exciting and whatnot.

00:05:41: But i don't like follow them as closely As I do like football.

00:05:46: So I watched A lot less Football content and I Just Absorb politics This Time of Year.

00:05:53: Good.

00:05:54: It's really, really good for you

00:05:55: as a reason falls my favorite season because like it was the greatest show in the world comes on and I get to watch it.

00:06:18: Wait,

00:06:24: do they have daily quests?

00:06:26: Because I know that like...

00:06:27: They've daily login rewards and stuff.

00:06:29: Yeah yeah!

00:06:29: That kind of thing.

00:06:30: And then

00:06:31: you got scummy things where there are alternate forms of currency so don't realize how much money your actually spending in them.

00:06:38: I was thinking about it because remember when Like Hearthstone and stuff like that.

00:06:42: And those games had daily quests, so I didn't mind getting on Hearth Stone because it was able to get in play a few games... It played three matches as a warrior or whatever.

00:06:55: you know?

00:06:56: That's back when HearthStone was good though!

00:06:58: Yeah!

00:07:00: I have a friend tell me he got into it since the Kasun set which is literally I was like wow, I completely forgot about that game.

00:07:14: I'll be honest with you

00:07:15: I tried getting back into it the last year and it It wasn't working out for me.

00:07:20: Yeah, I mean did once you get out of the meta?

00:07:22: yeah Like there's hard to get back in too.

00:07:24: but

00:07:26: So all I have to interrupt this?

00:07:28: because because I got You know thinking about scramble?

00:07:31: I was okay.

00:07:31: Let me just pull up The Daily Scrandall.

00:07:34: Oh

00:07:34: my

00:07:39: god!

00:07:39: Congrats man.

00:07:40: Everybody clap for Tim, everybody clap.

00:07:42: So

00:07:42: wait a perfect set's called a Scranny?

00:07:45: Again it sounds like you're just... It just sounds like your making this up I swear.

00:07:49: I'll

00:07:51: post the website in the DPS chat You all have to- Just when its not your turn during this combat Do

00:08:00: the scrandles.

00:08:01: Just

00:08:01: pull out the scramble.

00:08:03: Tim The link says Angel Fire not Tom.

00:08:09: So for those of you that don't have a game, I've just found recently that prompted this band the reason why we want to talk about it.

00:08:19: It's called

00:08:30: POOPLE!

00:08:31: Here I

00:08:47: thought you'd be.

00:08:48: I thought it was like, you know how that one company Like takes a picture of your toilet bowl and like scans up for diseases.

00:08:55: What?

00:08:55: Everything

00:08:58: he says sounds like bullshit.

00:09:02: Wait, did

00:09:09: you know to hear about that?

00:09:16: Dude my- I was talking about poopal and i thought it's the most insane thing we were going talk about.

00:09:22: No Tim came up with something way crazier.

00:09:27: So todays word is real R E E L. okay.

00:09:31: so letter by letter got a tepoop.

00:09:34: don't know if that's the perfect path, but I was pretty happy with it.

00:09:43: The

00:09:43: journey?

00:09:43: That gets you there!

00:09:46: You have to change one letter at a time

00:09:49: yes and still have a word yeah okay Yeah.

00:09:54: And then each of those things like that that i feel Like.

00:09:58: sometimes these games Don't like specify some Things because There Was One Time that i was like POOS, P-O-O S right?

00:10:04: And it was like that's not a word.

00:10:05: I was like yeah it is!

00:10:08: What do you

00:10:08: mean?!

00:10:09: That's the plural!

00:10:10: Yeah exactly well and so in this case when your building up to that uh... You know i'm trying to builduptothatwordanditturnsoutthatisnotawordthattheirusingAndIwaslikesoibuildupfornothin?

00:10:22: Come on man come one.

00:10:25: but we are maybe gonna rebuild Sandor's face

00:10:29: perhaps?

00:10:29: Oh god I hope

00:10:33: so.

00:10:36: So at the end of last episode we had this ringar Who knew well, I don't know if he knew sander but they saw each other and He sold or he felt the disintegration ray that Sandor shot in his direction.

00:10:57: And This Rengar used enlarge which is something All of Rengar can just do.

00:11:04: Just something, it's in a natural innate spell.

00:11:08: Now what's funny is that when I took enlarge and put it on him... ...I assumed he was going to go large But he did not enlarge.

00:11:16: He enthused because It has heightened Because how powerful the creature he is That it enlarges into fourth level Enlarged.

00:11:26: And we were like Oh shoot, what happens to the people that he's standing next too?

00:11:30: And so we figured out like because they're not walls.

00:11:33: We can just kind of shove them.

00:11:34: So The battlefield has been shifted around a bit Because this underground dwarf Has grown into

00:11:41: huge

00:11:42: size and is now swinging a whip Out at Sandor.

00:11:48: Yeah I have rolled my attack.

00:11:51: Oh!

00:11:52: Oh!

00:11:54: I forgot it was still his turn.

00:11:56: Yes yes because i ended in middle-in the middle John

00:12:05: get it to me

00:12:06: a thirty eight.

00:12:10: That is not a crit,

00:12:11: okay?

00:12:12: Okay I'll have.

00:12:15: I'm happy to say that was the shit

00:12:16: roll.

00:12:19: Happy hear that too.

00:12:22: i'm going this my reaction for hide bound to give you Five resistance two all attacks from

00:12:29: up at

00:12:29: this round.

00:12:31: oh very nice

00:12:32: Alright, so that'd be good.

00:12:34: So this it's a corrosive whip.

00:12:36: So as he takes this whip and he swirls it around And then throws it at you It goes across your face in neck and chest and it just burns and sears all the way down.

00:12:49: Uh...and That is for twenty nine points of damage.

00:12:52: So twenty

00:12:54: four.

00:12:55: Yep

00:12:55: Yeah

00:12:56: Very nice

00:12:57: very nice.

00:12:59: I mean

00:12:59: that hurt like hell, but you know.

00:13:00: Yeah

00:13:02: So now this huge or herring are is Now no longer invisible But you could see him anyway, but he's now no longer in visible and You can tell that he appears to be quite ready To swing at any one of them.

00:13:18: Next it comes to the scarlet triad members turn so

00:13:27: she has paralyzed.

00:13:28: If she is paralyzed until my turn, basically.

00:13:33: I was going to say yeah because i remember that she's paralyzed but don't remember for how long.

00:13:38: so if it's until the end of her turn or your next

00:13:43: turn?

00:13:43: It's

00:13:45: as I look here...

00:13:48: The creature is paralyzed till start of the wraiths' next turn.

00:13:52: Oh gosh okay.

00:13:55: Then in which case then it comes to by count Ambrose.

00:14:00: So, it's your turn Lucas turn and somehow simultaneously the race or the racetrack.

00:14:05: All right And remember what you have?

00:14:07: You have

00:14:08: an

00:14:09: advantage sure.

00:14:10: strike for The big

00:14:11: guy about.

00:14:13: oh yeah so Okay Wait a you gave to Luca.

00:14:19: I think right

00:14:21: Yeah, I mean you guys share one character

00:14:22: but yet Yeah,

00:14:26: okay that works actually.

00:14:27: So what's going to happen is act together.

00:14:31: I'm Ambrose this gonna get one action two sustain the

00:14:37: Summon so

00:14:38: he stays on the battlefield.

00:14:40: All right

00:14:42: The summon with two actions is just going.

00:14:45: do you know why not?

00:14:47: Do it again.

00:14:49: She has got

00:14:51: she's no longer paralyzed

00:14:52: But

00:14:53: as

00:14:53: soon as that happens again,

00:14:55: she's

00:14:55: going to feel that things fear against.

00:14:58: So yep

00:15:00: group of fear like this thing is gunning for the robes are there's a howling

00:15:07: coming from them.

00:15:08: so make another will save.

00:15:11: This is the paralyzed woman

00:15:12: you say.

00:15:13: well at the end Oh yeah She has technically paralyzed

00:15:17: until I mean

00:15:17: in the race turns

00:15:20: I mean, you can still make will saves as a... Oh yeah!

00:15:23: Yeah no.

00:15:25: No we'll

00:15:25: stick it to something

00:15:26: else.

00:15:26: but yes It is going to be Good thing.

00:15:33: drain and print do not stack.

00:15:35: However twenty-five there's still gonna be a fail.

00:15:37: I would assume just so fail.

00:15:39: So that's just ninety

00:15:40: six Ninety

00:15:42: six

00:15:45: Just

00:15:48: ninety six.

00:15:49: Stack all these

00:15:50: in my dice roller.

00:15:54: Shift the thing that is thirty one points of damage.

00:16:05: All

00:16:06: right mental damage, so she's just being

00:16:09: racked with this

00:16:11: Fear

00:16:12: and

00:16:12: it's just driving like a kick every time.

00:16:15: Just grabs her heart inches like you can feel Like the

00:16:19: hard freezing for a second.

00:16:21: yeah.

00:16:22: Then

00:16:25: from Ambrose he's Luca.

00:16:27: get in there And Luca is going to take three actions.

00:16:34: Oh Yeah, God I only have to go that far because he's uh... He's big.

00:16:39: Yep so one action Hold on.

00:16:42: One action The run up next to him.

00:16:46: Okay

00:16:46: Second Action Uh..He Is Going To Swing?

00:16:50: Oh my god.

00:16:51: and yes with level thirteen Luka

00:16:57: Mm-hmm.

00:16:58: Yeah, this is you getting to get in a stretcher level thirteen legs.

00:17:04: Can you put a torch on Kezra because I can't like

00:17:06: see things when i should?

00:17:08: oh yeah yeah i could do that

00:17:10: plus twenty six to hit.

00:17:11: it's wonderful.

00:17:13: Oh well at least i can roll twice.

00:17:16: Because um That first one was the two But but The second One Was A nineteen On The die.

00:17:22: yeah

00:17:23: okay?

00:17:23: That Is a forty five To hit.

00:17:26: uh-oh Okay.

00:17:28: So... Against the big guy.

00:17:31: Let me see, let me say Because he is clumsy.

00:17:35: That's

00:17:35: a crap.

00:17:38: Oh my god, crit damage!

00:17:40: Let's go.

00:17:43: fifty points of

00:17:44: damage Okay

00:17:48: And just don't know if

00:17:52: certain

00:17:53: cold or spirit does that.

00:17:56: No, no.

00:17:56: They're they're the regular okay?

00:17:58: Well hey don't know this dude just a giant.

00:18:01: sure he's He's big dude.

00:18:03: yep

00:18:04: so all right.

00:18:05: So he's going to swing again.

00:18:08: use that final thing and it's not gonna hit.

00:18:11: thirty to hit.

00:18:13: It's a mess.

00:18:13: yeah Okay

00:18:15: wait you say thirty two hit.

00:18:18: You are in my aura with my victors crown speed of plus

00:18:22: one to that attack.

00:18:23: Thirty-one

00:18:25: miss.

00:18:26: Does he got anything else?

00:18:28: No.

00:18:29: Just bless

00:18:31: one!

00:18:32: It's because I'm standing next to the wall, i get a plus

00:18:36: three key.

00:18:40: I do a sweet parkour run across the wall... Do we hit him better that time?

00:18:45: Okay and was it all of your turns Mark?

00:18:47: Yes it is

00:18:48: okay.

00:18:49: uh Next comes to Brighbin.

00:18:54: Brickman is still frightened one because I think he was crit-frightened last time.

00:18:59: Oh, yeah Yeah.

00:19:01: So in which case?

00:19:02: He's going to move it too.

00:19:05: get

00:19:06: reactive strike.

00:19:14: You don't say fast enough then by the rules of the game you

00:19:19: know.

00:19:23: So Garn sees Brighven try to maneuver

00:19:27: around him and

00:19:29: I don't think this will be a crit with a thirty-eight.

00:19:34: Not a crit

00:19:34: not a crit.

00:19:35: so he gets it.

00:19:36: He gets a meaty hit, but I'm breathing.

00:19:37: so carries on in Garn's like why do you thank y'all?

00:19:42: And hits Does

00:19:44: some damage.

00:19:45: Oh, yeah I have that sick

00:19:47: force rune

00:19:48: on there so i do

00:19:50: an extra one to the six.

00:19:51: now We're getting

00:19:52: a remarkable payoff

00:19:53: having gone and get into play for him.

00:19:54: Yes!

00:19:54: Yeah!

00:19:54: I love this so much!

00:19:58: I wanted

00:19:59: them fight in the shop so bad Oh

00:20:00: my god.

00:20:02: Now im just thinking like You hit him you were expecting him to kill it with only one hit And your like

00:20:07: oh shit!

00:20:08: He's

00:20:08: terrible!

00:20:11: So I did fifteen points of damage And I, man what i love about this is because of my exemplar and like I have the God's you know spirit within me.

00:20:20: I do spirit damage.

00:20:22: It was just so

00:20:23: freaking sick.

00:20:24: So part his spirit gets

00:20:26: injured.

00:20:29: He kind of seemed a real pathetic guy in first place.

00:20:33: You don't how much charisma He had less head left in

00:20:37: his soul, but yeah.

00:20:38: and as he kind of like takes the hit You know it says you don't worry that your goings.

00:20:42: Like they're still time to leave You can pay back

00:20:45: for all sins and be redeemed.

00:20:51: There's no redemption from me.

00:20:52: up there Drossgar will give me a power And then he's gonna try stabbing.

00:20:58: No, how could we not trust him?

00:21:03: So he's going to stab out with his short sword here.

00:21:10: So you are flanked, your off guard there.

00:21:15: Thirty-two to hit?

00:21:17: Oh

00:21:17: because I

00:21:18: flank!

00:21:18: Because he... oh man all right.

00:21:22: so that is gonna be um.

00:21:28: so uh fourteen points of piercing okay but just a little bit sneak attack damage in here.

00:21:39: for let's see There we are, I was trying to figure out how do that.

00:21:48: Twelve extra sneak attack damage

00:21:50: Okay.

00:21:53: And then um...

00:21:54: As like it finds purchase It looks you didn't bring your shoddy work into the battle.

00:22:04: He's gonna try and stab again With a regular miss on that one.

00:22:12: Alright No longer frightened though You made him so mad he is no longer frightened.

00:22:17: You actually gave him a rage

00:22:18: boost.

00:22:18: Oh my god.

00:22:23: So after that it does come to your turn guard, oh

00:22:28: Man I Think I think if we're gonna

00:22:32: turn my

00:22:33: attention to him And i'm going too

00:22:39: well you have the true strike on The big guy

00:22:40: though I know

00:22:42: because he gave into

00:22:42: all of us.

00:22:44: Yeah, okay.

00:22:46: so knowing that I have this tactical advantage.

00:22:49: Oh just kind

00:22:50: of cast you know small glance over at him.

00:22:54: So it enough and he turns around and lashes out with the morning star.

00:22:59: But before that happens i'm going to roll a dice because once again Garn's done on his right mind?

00:23:05: So i'm gonna see if he keeps.

00:23:08: I'm gonna see if he keeps his same eminence inside the victor's crown or if he is going to shift All right one, so i did one two and you keep.

00:23:19: So it keeps on in the victors crown Lash out with a morning star ooh.

00:23:24: And now im gunna use uh new little die that i picked up from.

00:23:29: Uh gosh i'm still gunna name this shot but i can't remember.

00:23:32: It's The Place Central Gaming Core Out Over

00:23:37: In Uh,

00:23:39: close to what is it called?

00:23:40: Queenstown.

00:23:41: Yep!

00:23:41: So shout out to Senator Gabriel Mucor and that's a great first roll for its guest star appearance.

00:23:47: I got a...

00:23:49: Is that

00:23:49: if...?

00:23:50: That seems like really

00:23:51: high.

00:23:52: Forty-fourty

00:23:55: four?!

00:23:56: We have forty-four as

00:24:00: a hit.

00:24:00: Dang!

00:24:00: It does not.

00:24:03: Let me see at this victors crown.

00:24:04: Victors Reef applies too.

00:24:06: well Oh, you and your

00:24:08: allies.

00:24:09: Forty-five!

00:24:11: Because he is clumsy.

00:24:14: They're like son of a f***ing bitch.

00:24:15: I don't

00:24:16: know what we have to hit.

00:24:20: Yes!

00:24:21: Oh my... oh i'd just see if Impactful has any special crit stuff.

00:24:26: On a critical hit You can choose to force the target To succeed..I can chose to force targets.

00:24:33: This really no worry for you get pushed too.

00:24:35: So I'm

00:24:35: not going to do that.

00:24:37: Yeah, he's on a corner

00:24:38: so... He's also like thirty feet tall.

00:24:43: Well!

00:24:44: The tallest he has ever been.

00:24:47: and this damage dice roll is brought you by Black Oak Workshop where it does.

00:24:57: Oh come on black oak i didn't want to see the one in that.

00:25:00: da

00:25:03: This damage brought you back.

00:25:09: No, no guys guys buy it for by these for your GM.

00:25:12: There ya go.

00:25:13: See that's a so nice.

00:25:15: It's only gonna be twenty eight on the crit Not great rolls.

00:25:22: That was like.

00:25:23: oh I didn't even do the true strike

00:25:26: little situation.

00:25:27: I forgot, i got the extra roll...I just got the eighteen on their first roll.

00:25:30: Oh and you were

00:25:30: like Yeah so let me see if had then at twenty That's a correct die.

00:25:36: yeah okay get to the eighteenth.

00:25:38: And

00:25:38: um..i think i can attack again still with True Strike or Just The First Strike?

00:25:41: It was just the first one.

00:25:43: Ah!

00:25:43: Okay

00:25:44: well so i spun around kept my eminence where it goes.

00:25:47: So we have two actions left.

00:25:48: I Think Im Still Gonna Try To Hit With These Second

00:25:51: Action.

00:25:54: Sixteen on the die might be a

00:25:57: hit

00:25:58: with a... thirty-seven.

00:26:06: Thirty seven is it?

00:26:06: No!

00:26:06: Dang, this is... This is unfortunate.

00:26:07: Oh my gosh see, that's why you support local business okay?

00:26:10: Exactly Don't get chessics don't get I dunno Hasbro branded dice.

00:26:16: go to your local gaming store buy their dice roll.

00:26:19: well Don't

00:26:19: buy... Hasbro dice have to made of just dust.

00:26:25: Never spend your money on the apple eyed ice.

00:26:30: The war to expired and it broke Just resin.

00:26:35: How'd you dice break?

00:26:36: What the fuck are you talking about?

00:26:37: So

00:26:39: that's a nineteen points of damage.

00:26:41: much better

00:26:41: rolls, okay.

00:26:43: And my last action I could actually raise my

00:26:45: shield.

00:26:46: Okay That's my turn Kezra.

00:26:50: All right I'm just going to shoot

00:26:56: this giant lighting

00:26:59: bolt.

00:27:00: On the

00:27:01: big guy through the wall, on a bigger

00:27:03: doorway it's gonna go over Sandor's head

00:27:05: since he is taller.

00:27:07: yeah i will allow that angled

00:27:09: up if you will.

00:27:11: yeah so reflex save

00:27:14: always clumsy he's clumsy.

00:27:16: uh

00:27:17: still a thirty six.

00:27:20: god that must have been nice role for

00:27:23: All.

00:27:26: right,

00:27:27: that'll be twenty three.

00:27:32: damage

00:27:32: them.

00:27:33: Okay?

00:27:37: And is it all you're doing?

00:27:44: Yeah probably I put up my shield.

00:27:45: okay but alright just in case Sandor

00:27:49: is your turn.

00:27:51: so sand or i'm gonna use this flavor wise since we are underground and all of that shit.

00:27:58: yeah Sandor will Raise his hands to the side point at the wall and begin honoring an Unknowable language as from a sidewall where he's standing.

00:28:09: A purple worm spirit crashes out into him.

00:28:13: Yes, is that a manipulate action to do?

00:28:17: Jake?

00:28:17: why you doing

00:28:18: this to me?

00:28:20: Okay if it's a two-action deal usually does some manipulate?

00:28:28: I'm

00:28:32: not seeing manipulate here.

00:28:33: Hold

00:28:33: on No, no it's

00:28:36: your cut is a. this is upbeat.

00:28:39: yeah

00:28:40: Which?

00:28:41: what traits does it have?

00:28:42: Let's see which one are you doing.

00:28:47: the call to war spirit yes Says art type.

00:28:52: call for us like ghastly Manifestation of the

00:28:55: worm spirits.

00:28:55: who's an intersectional ground within sixty feet.

00:29:01: It's a two-action thing, but I don't know.

00:29:06: Uh it just says arc type in the same.

00:29:08: No no

00:29:08: i think he is good

00:29:10: Really?

00:29:10: He doesn't say cast spell which has

00:29:12: what implies

00:29:16: The manipulate

00:29:16: and traits are

00:29:17: just conjuration and primal.

00:29:20: Wow Amazing!

00:29:21: I love that!

00:29:22: Okay all

00:29:23: right make me a reflex save Jake

00:29:26: okay so it just fucking

00:29:27: happens.

00:29:29: yeah reflex safe natural twenty god

00:29:35: damn That was Jake just basically going

00:29:37: fuck you

00:29:39: Actually, no

00:29:41: Nothing happens.

00:29:43: Okay And is that all your doing?

00:29:50: Okay it then comes to This guy's turn.

00:29:58: He as You sent the worm after him.

00:30:04: The worm Tried To like come out of the wall and Like and like attached to Him and he Just like Spoon with his hand to the sun.

00:30:11: He just like push up it back in a wall and now he's going To do all whole bunch of attacks on you.

00:30:17: I'm saying So first attack forty two

00:30:25: Not a crit

00:30:27: Okay, so there's gonna be twenty eight points of damage alright.

00:30:36: next attack Thirty-two to hit.

00:30:41: not a hit because they cast my shield

00:30:43: okay?

00:30:46: And then last attack It's gonna be a mess.

00:30:52: Very nice,

00:30:54: okay?

00:30:56: And you have better AC than me.

00:30:58: I do

00:31:04: All right.

00:31:06: So let's Let's move to the Scarlet Triad and her turn.

00:31:14: so she is.

00:31:16: She's kind of in weird position because it oh shes not only in Carolina.

00:31:19: no she fine now.

00:31:20: Okay All right, so no longer paralyzed.

00:31:22: She's still drained and frightened one I think.

00:31:26: okay well drain doesn't go.

00:31:29: um let me i Think i think i think frightened

00:31:31: will let me check with draining.

00:31:33: Um

00:31:34: Okay every it recovers knock yeah It recovers after been out of the aura for a minute.

00:31:39: So this one in particular

00:31:41: is

00:31:42: unique.

00:31:43: Yeah Well i was gonna say because drained drained usually goes away with like sleep Yeah,

00:31:49: but in this case it's more of like a curse from the

00:31:53: Wraith

00:31:54: itself.

00:31:55: Yeah exactly so okay?

00:31:57: So she is going to Take a step away

00:32:02: from

00:32:02: the race and She's going to load her.

00:32:12: She just got that.

00:32:14: she's got the blowgun.

00:32:15: She's gonna shoot at Garn.

00:32:21: My poor sweet Garn.

00:32:22: My poor sweets gun

00:32:24: poison me.

00:32:25: uh, thirty-three to hit

00:32:27: haha the shield

00:32:29: Okay.

00:32:34: And then she will Take an action reloading it.

00:32:39: because I think if they get a reload one She doesn't have any like

00:32:42: BS ability where i'm flat footed in those she's ranged

00:32:45: right?

00:32:47: Uh no nothing like that.

00:32:53: Okay, and then oh yeah they should reload.

00:32:57: They should reloads.

00:32:58: if I count Ambrose your turn.

00:33:00: okay

00:33:01: He is going to do the same thing.

00:33:02: he's going to sustain a spell by doing that together.

00:33:06: He has one action Luca it's gonna take

00:33:10: three

00:33:12: so He is kind of like Kessler can see this Is that?

00:33:22: the

00:33:23: Wraith is going

00:33:24: to move over.

00:33:26: All right,

00:33:28: actually it's not a step can its step?

00:33:34: Yeah yeah sure

00:33:36: five-foot flystep float step whatever and It's in this time going too do something called robes of local.

00:33:47: okay.

00:33:48: so as for an action It wraps the robes around an adjacent living creature exposing it to the voids and brace.

00:33:56: If any creatures cursed by its embrace, they can't impose the bracelet on our

00:34:01: creature.

00:34:02: So

00:34:03: as this happens you have to roll

00:34:05: Will save.

00:34:05: Okay This creature is

00:34:09: scary.

00:34:10: Oh yeah, thirty total

00:34:14: okay fine

00:34:15: um

00:34:16: Yeah.

00:34:17: so basically she would be seeing like this I think Endless Void inside.

00:34:23: The robes are open,

00:34:24: it's just black like pitch-black

00:34:27: but nothing seems to happen.

00:34:29: okay all right um

00:34:31: and It was.

00:34:32: it wasn't gamble that i say.

00:34:33: he has a couple purses so i'm

00:34:35: trying.

00:34:36: Okay, okay.

00:34:37: But Luca however is going to swing on the giant.

00:34:41: uh

00:34:42: herring guard though.

00:34:43: yep

00:34:44: hide the hell not.

00:34:46: And Garn might see it like that.

00:34:49: his eyes

00:34:49: are glowing kind of a little bit more red like rage because the fact

00:34:55: they're all scarlet

00:34:57: right.

00:34:58: so there

00:35:00: it's well see he's just gonna swing.

00:35:07: uh that is a thirty seven hit

00:35:09: i had to hit.

00:35:20: It's like one of those things that I'm like and playing a fighter would have been fun as shit.

00:35:30: That was almost not all max damage, but again he has thirty points in damage

00:35:37: Like with the regular

00:35:38: hit He is going to see.

00:35:48: okay so this something

00:35:50: Sure about.

00:35:51: okay

00:35:54: Because my ability since he like as a idol on like he has the special Ability disarm.

00:36:02: Okay, so I can technically try to disarm this large creature.

00:36:07: Is that do?

00:36:08: Do i have To Have Any Other Special?

00:36:09: I feel Like

00:36:10: A convention Creature.

00:36:11: I don't think you Can Just

00:36:13: Do That.

00:36:14: yeah it might be a two-Size Thing but The I Think It's also one of Those Things that He Would Be Going Against his like Forty-two DC.

00:36:22: Right

00:36:23: and I'll be at the map

00:36:25: to.

00:36:25: yeah, that's what it was gonna say because you're going against a DC like that.

00:36:28: It would be a map.

00:36:29: Yeah Okay, he's just all swing gun.

00:36:32: yep

00:36:33: All right swings again.

00:36:35: That no twenty

00:36:39: seven.

00:36:41: so

00:36:42: miss in this point.

00:36:45: So, so two points about the disarm just while we

00:36:47: kind of have it fresh.

00:36:49: The target can't be more than one size larger then

00:36:52: you.

00:36:52: Oh

00:36:53: good to know!

00:36:54: Yeah and another thing is its against their reflex

00:36:57: DC.

00:36:58: okay they're clumsy

00:36:59: better shot.

00:37:00: yeah

00:37:02: he's a big boy so

00:37:05: there's them.

00:37:06: yes oh if you wanted like take Rigvin sword You know what I mean?

00:37:10: Like, you could try that to the Sartre Pit.

00:37:12: But do you solve a way

00:37:13: over there or...?

00:37:14: Can make a look bigger?

00:37:16: I technically can!

00:37:19: Um...I just am concentrating on couple things.

00:37:22: Yeah so So he is in this

00:37:26: point.

00:37:26: It's one action spell right?

00:37:27: Or was it two?

00:37:29: Uh yeah..so i-i could definitely do next time.

00:37:32: I didn't think about because kinda wanted him move a little bit too.

00:37:36: So he going take step

00:37:40: Alright

00:37:40: Here.

00:37:41: All right, so do you stand in toe to toe with this ring guard then?

00:37:45: Oh yeah

00:37:45: and I'm also within range

00:37:46: of This

00:37:48: backstabber

00:37:49: as well.

00:37:51: Okay Next it comes to the back stabbering question Who he's gonna try to back stab Garn some more Dang?

00:38:02: So going against your off-guard AC again Garn for a thirty nine to hit.

00:38:09: oh Yeah that hits okay.

00:38:10: It's like stopping a potato.

00:38:14: Eighteen points of damage plus...

00:38:17: Plus...

00:38:20: Thirteen sneak attack.

00:38:22: Alright, chipping away

00:38:24: Jake!

00:38:24: Chipping away!

00:38:26: Chipped away again.

00:38:28: Thirty-two against your Platinum Loot.

00:38:30: Miss!

00:38:31: Okay alright and last one with a miss.

00:38:36: That's why we raised that

00:38:38: shield.

00:38:38: Yep, that's way to do it.

00:38:42: Okay, alright so that was his turn.

00:38:45: Garnt comes to you.

00:38:45: Oh

00:38:46: That's right it is my turn all right.

00:38:48: So I'm gonna roll that magic die.

00:38:50: then I forgot to roll again.

00:38:51: just see if he's got a shift as eminence?

00:38:54: So three He's going to shift the eminance and now i am going to roll d-six to see what who's Gonna Shift It

00:38:59: To

00:39:02: One!

00:39:03: So thats Titan's Breaker.

00:39:04: Yes Best Boss Welcome.

00:39:06: okay one action.

00:39:07: I shipped Eminence Titan's breaker.

00:39:09: I have two actions left, so i'm going to see if he's using ability or is just

00:39:13: gonna strike

00:39:14: out.

00:39:15: Alright come on roll something juicy!

00:39:18: All right.

00:39:19: so it too...I am just

00:39:20: doing a regular

00:39:21: old hit with the morning star.. I think im going

00:39:25: to uh keep

00:39:28: on the purringar.... I think that where- I've essentially said to bring them like you're not a threat.

00:39:38: Like, You may be actually doing damage and hurting me but your'e NOT A THREAT.

00:39:48: You are stabbing me actively in the kidneys

00:39:50: But YOU'RE NOT A Threat.

00:39:52: Oh this is kind of sucks.

00:39:54: It's uh... it's a

00:39:56: forty four.

00:40:00: Yeah so its only

00:40:02: a two additional

00:40:06: weapon

00:40:06: died.

00:40:09: Okay, so I think I get an extra.

00:40:13: I could actually make some passive damage.

00:40:16: So you're extra for Damage because i have it in my titans breaker now which is pretty sweet okay?

00:40:21: Pretty Sweet!

00:40:22: So

00:40:24: So many

00:40:24: numbers.

00:40:31: Twenty five points of damage

00:40:35: all together.

00:40:36: ok.

00:40:36: and

00:40:38: last action once again i'm being flanked imma.

00:40:40: raise my shield.

00:40:43: after that It comes to.

00:40:50: Kezra is going to lift the staff of fire Channel into it, and then a floating flame will appear.

00:40:59: Yeah in this

00:41:00: square

00:41:01: right on the corner of there.

00:41:02: The giant herring are

00:41:04: so

00:41:06: okay

00:41:10: There's no escaping this

00:41:11: ball fire.

00:41:12: go ahead roll another reflex.

00:41:14: even I dare you to roll as well as we did last time.

00:41:18: It's a dare, it is.

00:41:19: Natural taunting?

00:41:21: Oh my god!

00:41:22: Well he was wasting the natural taunting.

00:41:24: Yeah I know that's where i get for taunting

00:41:26: but...

00:41:29: He just steps on it and he's like

00:41:31: oh well its coming forward in your next round you bastard.

00:41:41: Man that sucks.

00:41:44: I'm gonna move.

00:41:45: instead of shield imma move up one so can see better into

00:41:48: room.

00:41:48: I'll see what's going on there.

00:41:51: Let me get an angle, yeah Okay, um Sandor is your turn.

00:41:54: Uh...Sandor

00:41:57: will take

00:41:57: a

00:41:58: step

00:41:58: to his.

00:42:00: not-I'm NOT

00:42:01: gonna select everybody.

00:42:05: That's Sandor's ability Right there.

00:42:07: Move everyone

00:42:11: And then i'm just gunna.

00:42:11: shoot a lightning bolt at the Hurringar.

00:42:14: Alright he's gunna.

00:42:15: take out.

00:42:15: Attack of Opportunity

00:42:15: on you.

00:42:16: You might have been outta reach if you stepped outta that room.

00:42:20: Yeah, I wanted to try and avoid hitting Luca though.

00:42:24: Leaving Luca?

00:42:25: Hitting...

00:42:27: Hitting Luka!

00:42:29: But I mean couldn't you angle it up?

00:42:32: Okay sure i'll step backwards like he's like angled out at

00:42:34: fifteen feet

00:42:35: tall.

00:42:36: yeah He's a giant freaking

00:42:38: lingo-er Alright.

00:42:39: so if your doing the lightning bolt stuff Yes!

00:42:41: Alright.

00:42:42: attack of opportunity.

00:42:43: Oh my god still in

00:42:45: range.

00:42:46: He's huge and he has a whip.

00:42:53: I forgot that he had a whip.

00:42:58: This might be the highest number I've ever seen.

00:43:02: oh geez

00:43:03: that is a fifty to hit.

00:43:04: yeah,

00:43:04: whoa That's

00:43:08: nasty.

00:43:10: It's

00:43:10: so nasty but i get To use my feet.

00:43:15: it's true okay?

00:43:17: So im rolling right now.

00:43:20: Do you like yourself

00:43:21: and like worm skin or something?

00:43:23: No, it's stone bones.

00:43:24: if I roll a seventeen on a d-twenty.

00:43:25: It turns into our regular hit.

00:43:27: Yeah Stain or higher

00:43:31: yep

00:43:33: And I did not

00:43:37: okay.

00:43:38: so crit damage coming out from this guy That is sixty two points of damage.

00:43:43: all right and that interruption

00:43:46: spell sick.

00:43:51: So you go to cast this and he's been waiting.

00:43:54: He's had his arm up, And he has been hitting you at the moment.

00:43:57: You put your armor.

00:43:57: it puts your finger up in here.

00:43:59: The lightning ball starts coming out It slashes against back of your hand.

00:44:09: Come say his turn I'll show you pipsqueak!

00:44:15: He says then a very deep Rindar accent.

00:44:20: First attack on Xandor.

00:44:21: Oh my god Yes, they're very very vindictive.

00:44:28: people

00:44:28: dwarves famously vindictives and these are the evil ones

00:44:33: I know right?

00:44:37: Yeah, but i get to roll stone bones again

00:44:41: Okay.

00:44:42: Oh my gosh

00:44:44: Make sure that's not a once per day thing.

00:44:45: i don't remember.

00:44:46: if it is okay.

00:44:47: yeah well It's a react.

00:44:49: Is

00:44:51: there

00:44:53: reaction?

00:44:55: I will tell you in a second.

00:44:58: Oh, yeah because if it's a reaction

00:44:59: then do what he used on his... On the one that just did but... Trigger!

00:45:08: You are struck by a critical hit That deals physical damage.

00:45:12: Yeah It's a react-it's a reactions.

00:45:13: It is a reaction

00:45:16: though.

00:45:16: Awesome Alright Yep So Critical Damage.

00:45:19: Forty eight points of damage.

00:45:27: I'm down Sandor is down And then he turns his second strike onto you Kezra.

00:45:36: Twenty-nine to hitch her?

00:45:43: No

00:45:45: Okay.

00:45:47: Last attack on you kezra, thirty to hit Uh... no Okay

00:45:57: That's what they'd say.

00:45:58: that shouldn't

00:45:59: Shouldn't.

00:45:59: Okay.

00:46:04: The Scarlet Triad member comes to her turn.

00:46:09: She is having a real problem with this stupid race.

00:46:14: Uh, she's going to take out a rapier.

00:46:18: Okay uh

00:46:20: Take a step so that way she.

00:46:22: oh well I guess you would see we'd be flanking with the herring guard anyway from this angle.

00:46:26: Yeah yeah um and then she is going to stab out at it.

00:46:31: okay uh

00:46:34: got forty one to hit the race?

00:46:36: Um yeah thats like her head.

00:46:38: okay See if they are because i know their races are incorporeal make sure not immune to crits.

00:46:45: but uh let me see

00:46:47: immune disease paralyzed poison precision

00:46:52: okay.

00:46:53: so no snake attack none there's snakes back yes, okay

00:46:56: uh unconscious

00:46:58: yeah yeah that-no no one conscious poisoned got it.

00:47:03: okay.

00:47:04: so then its gonna be... Okay.

00:47:06: So I don't include the precision But i would still do the crit damage though right?

00:47:12: Oh Yeah!

00:47:13: Alright, so let me do critical damage.

00:47:17: We just don't get the sneak attack in.

00:47:19: So thirty four points of piercing damage.

00:47:22: twenty-four points a

00:47:23: piercing.

00:47:24: Oh right because that ten every time no All

00:47:29: right now she hit him.

00:47:31: I mean he's still up.

00:47:33: yeah

00:47:34: Twenty forty head on.

00:47:35: second attack

00:47:36: all out to miss

00:47:37: okay?

00:47:38: And that is all you can do cuz it was draw stabs down.

00:47:43: next is Ambrose.

00:47:45: So Ambrose is like, you know in this kind of like a reverie for movement but then sees that Sandor is down so he's actively going to

00:47:58: God as terrifying because

00:48:02: He doesn't have the The Garn healing there.

00:48:06: But if he can least get him We're okay.

00:48:12: So if he's he's unconscious now If sand or is revived He would go

00:48:16: above

00:48:18: crawl.

00:48:20: Yeah, but he's already going before

00:48:22: him?

00:48:24: Yes!

00:48:24: Okay okay.

00:48:25: so basically I just want to get him up and alive in case because i have a feeling this guy is just gonna keep trying to smack his corpse.

00:48:33: Hello Oh no...he's

00:48:36: eventful.

00:48:37: Um..okay

00:48:39: So what he's going do?

00:48:41: Is he still going to do X together?

00:48:45: He'll do two with two He will sustain and then use battle medicine To try and heal sand.

00:48:58: or

00:48:59: come on buddy

00:49:00: get up Like this.

00:49:05: However, he is an expert at Madison And he's don't go for the Brit because it was actually not bad in medicine.

00:49:12: So that's his thirty seven.

00:49:14: awesome very nice.

00:49:17: So that will be Tim.

00:49:19: What is this gonna?

00:49:20: Be it's a two D

00:49:22: eight

00:49:22: plus Uh, so you're an expert and you went for the

00:49:27: expert

00:49:27: tier

00:49:28: right yes

00:49:29: Okay, so the expert here in your crit it That's four d-eight Plus ten.

00:49:37: okay I

00:49:40: mean

00:49:42: i'll take it that's oh

00:49:47: i'll Take It to don't worry I mean, it's not bad.

00:49:53: It is just uh... twenty-five points if you like.

00:49:56: Alright?

00:49:57: It wasn't

00:49:58: the most amount as a kind of average.

00:50:01: Yeah

00:50:01: But that way Sandor Is at least up and maybe Ken

00:50:06: like I don't know could fuck out there for a second.

00:50:10: yeah Luckily Sandor was in the same spot he needed to be For initiative sake.

00:50:17: so yeah.

00:50:18: So At this point That That's happening, the sustain

00:50:22: spell.

00:50:25: The war wraith is going to still go after her.

00:50:30: at this point I kind of want do a group of fear but at the same time well I don't know she could always trick fail

00:50:49: it.

00:50:51: that was pretty

00:50:52: sick.

00:50:52: It was pretty cool when it happened.

00:50:56: Yeah Very rarely do you get to see four status effects on somebody?

00:51:01: Oh, yeah

00:51:05: Just looking at something.

00:51:11: So it's going two things.

00:51:13: It's going to attack with a basic touch.

00:51:17: Attack rate

00:51:18: is

00:51:18: just called Wraith of Touch.

00:51:33: Okay, not any bad.

00:51:34: Um... thirty-four to hit.

00:51:36: That's

00:51:36: it?

00:51:37: Awesome!

00:51:38: So here is the thing about Wraith touch.

00:51:40: we got Nothing crazy but I never rolled

00:51:45: two d ten

00:51:46: Two D

00:51:47: twelves.

00:51:48: Oh my gosh!

00:51:49: That was fun.

00:51:50: It has two great axes.

00:51:52: Yeah that's as much as

00:51:55: two great axis.

00:51:56: That's terrible.

00:51:57: We're a great axe

00:51:58: with striking room.

00:52:00: There you go.

00:52:02: So that would be... Twenty points of void damage?

00:52:08: Sick.

00:52:09: And,

00:52:10: That whole thing is going to try and happen again.

00:52:12: The Robs are welcome so

00:52:14: the Robs will open back up.

00:52:15: Okay Well we'll save for her.

00:52:18: We'll save.

00:52:19: Come on Jake give us something.

00:52:22: I'll give you a thirty nine.

00:52:24: Fuck.

00:52:24: She apparently

00:52:27: has seen the void and is unimpressed.

00:52:34: Get new material.

00:52:37: He's just gonna keep

00:52:46: swinging.

00:52:47: I

00:52:50: want to use an ability like they make him bigger by trying to keep seeing door in a fight

00:52:55: Kind of important as well.

00:52:57: Yeah, yeah I'll say This ring are.

00:53:01: he seems to be acting at a desperation at this point okay?

00:53:05: He's pretty messed up.

00:53:06: Beautiful

00:53:07: works for me because

00:53:09: i'm going

00:53:09: to swing like a mofo as

00:53:12: Well.

00:53:12: uh thirty seven hit.

00:53:14: my god so much

00:53:15: fun.

00:53:17: Eleven

00:53:18: on.

00:53:19: it's stupid It really is.

00:53:21: But twenty thirty-seven

00:53:23: hit.

00:53:24: Uh yes Twenty three points

00:53:25: of damage.

00:53:31: Okay

00:53:33: Swing in plus twenty one to hit Thirty four to it

00:53:42: even clumsy that is not enough.

00:53:44: Okay, okay?

00:53:51: That's it

00:53:52: all right.

00:53:53: strong Brigham's turn Brighman is gonna continue to lay into you Garn this and this Stabbing up the short sore is thirty-six.

00:54:14: Yeah, so this was going to be.

00:54:21: Oh I can do sneak attack right here on foundry?

00:54:23: God Foundry's so good.

00:54:25: That is so good.

00:54:26: Thirty two points of damage and that has told a wist snake attack.

00:54:30: Okay!

00:54:32: That Is A Lot Of

00:54:33: Damage.

00:54:34: That Was Really Good.

00:54:35: Role From Brickton.

00:54:36: yeah for real

00:54:38: you think You Look At It And You're Like There'S No Way That Says Play There's

00:54:42: no way.

00:54:44: He stole it from a goldbeard.

00:54:53: That's his stamp.

00:54:54: you just write

00:54:54: the fucking name on that.

00:54:58: Next one is a thirty-one And then finally another miss.

00:55:05: Then comes to you Garn.

00:55:06: Okay, so I decided to earlier pre-roll my, do I switch transcendence because it didn't want to take up too much air time?

00:55:13: Because there's black roll and that happens.

00:55:15: So i keep the spark in Titan's Breaker which is pretty sick.

00:55:19: Okay And now im going

00:55:20: to roll to see if Im gonna activate any abilities or just regular

00:55:23: strike.

00:55:25: so Garen

00:55:25: and his fury and heat of battle.

00:55:31: So that looks like I'm gonna try

00:55:35: a fun attack.

00:55:36: Okay, fine okay?

00:55:38: Yeah yeah i haven't.

00:55:39: um...I haven't done this one too much because you know Shatter of Mountains is so freaking good top and pull up heaven very versatile yep but I am going to try

00:55:48: through the Needle's eye Through the Needles Eye.

00:55:51: Yep

00:55:52: it's two actions.

00:55:53: It-it..is

00:55:54: just an ability for rich people?

00:55:58: We will see how riches.

00:55:59: if I

00:56:01: No,

00:56:02: there's a face on him that freakin

00:56:03: twenty.

00:56:04: Oh my gosh.

00:56:07: Yes

00:56:09: All right Kelly you're gonna have to pull me out of sweet.

00:56:11: It's

00:56:11: been awhile.

00:56:12: I feel like it has been a while since the card.

00:56:17: Well okay this is the first like combat real combat we've had.

00:56:21: Uh,

00:56:26: I think it may actually do piercing.

00:56:29: Make sense?

00:56:29: Yeah.

00:56:29: And

00:56:32: who are you attacking?

00:56:34: I'm attacking the Haringar.

00:56:36: Okay.

00:56:37: Uh...

00:56:40: Interesting okay

00:56:41: Infection!

00:56:42: The target must succeed at a fortitude save because Garn didn't

00:56:46: watch his morning

00:56:47: star or he will contract.

00:56:49: failed fever

00:56:50: Gross

00:56:50: dude.

00:56:53: I use it to scratch my butt.

00:56:56: The

00:57:05: bludgeoning

00:57:06: one would have been good

00:57:06: too, It'd be normal damage.

00:57:08: but the target is confused for a minute and stupefied two until healed.

00:57:12: Oh my gosh that's so good.

00:57:18: But the four to say it's probably for

00:57:20: two against your.

00:57:21: uh, you're class DC.

00:57:22: Probably

00:57:22: class DC.

00:57:22: Yeah

00:57:27: We'll need a word about that.

00:57:28: for to save I promise.

00:57:29: yeah.

00:57:29: Okay Well, you are actually since that strike with success.

00:57:33: so i'm gonna need You make another fortitude saves.

00:57:35: this is The the eminence

00:57:38: of.

00:57:38: oh yes thirty-four All right just go for damage.

00:57:48: See that's why I don't use it because this ability is a safer

00:57:51: stuff.

00:57:51: Man, I really hope we don't fight dwarves the whole

00:57:54: time.

00:57:57: So

00:58:01: that sweet

00:58:05: thirty four

00:58:10: points of damage

00:58:12: Timmy i would like you to please describe your kill.

00:58:16: Okay, so through the needle's eye.

00:58:19: The way that you strike is your actually cutting above their eyes like with a brow line

00:58:24: That blood

00:58:25: washes into their eyes to

00:58:27: blind them.

00:58:27: Yeah

00:58:28: So I may have not been able to blind him but i think accidentally just sliced open

00:58:33: his head.

00:58:35: It was just a gaping wound in big baldhead

00:58:38: yeah?

00:58:40: You're supposed to drag it across and then I just stuck him And he left us giant hole in this head.

00:58:46: and you're like maybe thinking to yourself, how could he even reach out there?

00:58:48: He's such a smaller dwarf.

00:58:49: Well because my Eminence was in my mate Morningstar actually

00:58:54: has reached so

00:58:56: thematically just jumps up with that little extra reach sticks him right into the head And as he falls down on ground With his dirty stained morning star You know Sandor found the ground You're just waking up from your, uh... From you-from your near death experience.

00:59:15: Maybe, uh,

00:59:16: maybe

00:59:17: Garn kind of seems like a shining commander to you

00:59:20: and um

00:59:23: And you can recover.

00:59:26: Uh what is it?

00:59:27: Level thirteen.

00:59:27: Oh is it

00:59:28: double?

00:59:28: Is it double?

00:59:29: my plus

00:59:29: two.

00:59:30: I think it might be double plus two.

00:59:31: Uh

00:59:34: Like double level plus two.

00:59:36: oh my god That's

00:59:38: because i'm used to like twenty six.

00:59:40: but let me check the radiant hit points equal to like two plus double

00:59:44: your level.

00:59:44: We love.

00:59:46: so now it's been twenty eight hit points for Sandor.

00:59:49: Oh, thank

00:59:50: you much.

00:59:51: Yeah yeah okay?

00:59:53: So and then my

00:59:54: last because I just sparked transcendence of the person break I think already try to make Brighven afraid i did make bring good things that can make the the scroll a triad at the bottom

01:00:06: left.

01:00:06: afraid all right we'll save on her family Vail, so she's right now one.

01:00:13: Yeah

01:00:14: I mean just saw this big bag

01:00:16: ring artist get.

01:00:17: it makes an end.

01:00:18: It make sense.

01:00:20: So yeah, so the the shoring are.

01:00:23: ice is soon because of them as a magical ability that he has no longer enlarged.

01:00:29: So his body shrinks roll

01:00:31: back down Right into the floating flame square.

01:00:39: His whole body falls and shrinks into the flame.

01:00:44: He turns to Ashen!

01:00:47: Okay, so that was your whole turn there?

01:00:51: Oh gosh...

01:00:52: I think it's just two actions.

01:00:55: So by my last action i raise shield.

01:00:57: There we

01:00:58: go

01:01:00: No longer flanked.

01:01:02: Just had to kill the other opponent.

01:01:06: Just kill the other guy, it works.

01:01:08: Kezra is

01:01:09: your turn man.

01:01:09: you made my turn so much more simple.

01:01:10: Don't have to save Sandor anymore All right.

01:01:15: So I will Dried into a room behind been flanking with Brigham and on Brighman okay?

01:01:23: And Well ways like this wall here

01:01:28: Yeah, so directly next to bring them down as well.

01:01:30: all

01:01:30: of the wall that fucks my plan up was gonna cast a lightning bolt from there.

01:01:33: but No, there's a wall.

01:01:37: I Mean you could just you can't just point blank lightning bolt it well

01:01:40: from that from that square.

01:01:42: I would have been able to hit

01:01:44: the other person too.

01:01:44: Yeah, okay then don't want

01:01:46: to hit garb.

01:01:46: so yeah,

01:01:51: I mean Garnt

01:01:55: take it.

01:01:58: Do

01:02:04: actually

01:02:05: do you want?

01:02:07: Foundry is working really well to track Kezra's movements, but because Kelly can't decide what he's doing It's like this was like eight movements man.

01:02:14: What are you doing?

01:02:15: What's going

01:02:16: on?

01:02:17: Kezras break dancing.

01:02:18: Are you super-hasted?

01:02:19: Like it's foundry so confused

01:02:22: We've just tried to go straight.

01:02:26: All right.

01:02:28: I run down into the room And I will, uh...I'll do Dragon Breath

01:02:32: on

01:02:33: the Poisoner.

01:02:35: Okay!

01:02:36: So Reflexy!

01:02:40: Being frightened gives her a little bit less of one, but she locked in after the Rengar died, forty-one reflexes.

01:02:49: Alright fine whatever.

01:02:56: Tell me what it is?

01:02:59: Is that a critical success or is it just

01:03:00: regularly?

01:03:01: It's critical

01:03:01: success.

01:03:02: Oh, okay After Kezra Sandor

01:03:10: I guess i have to stand up.

01:03:13: Yep yep

01:03:15: welcome back to life for the living

01:03:18: Thank you.

01:03:20: Then sandore pulls out from the back sheath Under

01:03:24: his cloak

01:03:25: and hurls an ebony boomerang at scarlet dryad member.

01:03:30: Okay, which I don't need.

01:03:32: cover be damed.

01:03:33: Fuck cover

01:03:34: covers stupid.

01:03:34: That's what it said.

01:03:35: cover be damned.

01:03:38: Covers for nerds.

01:03:39: Yeah This is the perfect to the perfect situation for this because you're like your quote-unquote hitting through Like

01:03:45: four different

01:03:45: people.

01:03:46: but if she's like

01:03:47: who cares?

01:03:48: I'm behind a wall and Four People.

01:03:51: i don't give shit.

01:03:55: I Need

01:03:56: To Remember What His Spell Casting thing

01:03:59: is.

01:04:03: What the hell was it?

01:04:05: Oh, It's all the way at the top plus twenty-one.

01:04:08: Plus twenty more on the... Tim fifteen plus thirty

01:04:14: one.

01:04:14: Thirty six!

01:04:15: That's a hit.

01:04:16: okay hold on let me just.

01:04:19: I really should have tried to.

01:04:22: uh i've got a lot of tabs open right now.

01:04:28: that's good.

01:04:29: we're gonna say you gotta pre roll some things.

01:04:36: That's a lot of damage.

01:05:36: That's my entire

01:05:38: turn.

01:05:39: It comes to her turn.

01:05:45: she's back in the corner because it was a fucking race She is going to.

01:05:51: she had the blow dart loaded, but she did not use it because The Wraith kept stepping up.

01:05:57: I think it's a wraith man.

01:05:58: It was just nice.

01:06:02: Yeah,

01:06:02: it changed.

01:06:02: Blow Dart did caporal

01:06:03: wraiths!

01:06:04: Come on, that's what you're doing!

01:06:06: She's going to shoot the blow gun at Kesher.

01:06:13: Wait

01:06:13: does it have a reaction?

01:06:15: That's

01:06:16: right.

01:06:17: There we go.

01:06:19: Usually.

01:06:19: usually just martial characters have this.

01:06:22: I'm telling you she locked in.

01:06:24: She's locked and thirty nine to hit.

01:06:25: that's

01:06:26: it,

01:06:27: okay Seven piercing damage.

01:06:31: That's not

01:06:33: the

01:06:35: secondary.

01:06:36: please make me To fortitude.

01:06:39: save

01:06:40: our forgot.

01:06:41: This is a double fortitude safe.

01:06:43: Yep what poison this was.

01:06:51: Say a little filth fever on this.

01:06:59: Okay, I have to.

01:07:01: I'm really sorry.

01:07:01: We had to clarify This.

01:07:03: I did.

01:07:03: i did

01:07:03: the wrong damage

01:07:04: roll so you can give yourself back eighteen points of Damage okay?

01:07:09: I Did.

01:07:10: I just like quickly looked and I accidentally rolled height in damage.

01:07:13: can't be that?

01:07:15: oh Very very sorry about that.

01:07:17: all good.

01:07:17: I mean she's still real fuck yeah

01:07:18: it was still great shot.

01:07:20: Yeah All

01:07:23: right.

01:07:23: first fortitude.

01:07:24: with Awful forty, I mean twenty nine.

01:07:28: Twenty-nine.

01:07:28: so that as a success you're fine and then make me the next

01:07:32: one.

01:07:33: That must have been nasty then!

01:07:35: Good God man... I have great fortitude!

01:07:41: So first one was seven.

01:07:42: this is three

01:07:43: for twenty five.

01:07:47: That's a fail.

01:07:49: Stupid.

01:07:51: You avoided one poison.

01:07:54: You felt it was kind of slowing you down a little bit.

01:07:56: the second one, however is A very Very bad Purple worm poison.

01:08:02: Oh that's the

01:08:03: worst one.

01:08:06: So this Is going to be?

01:08:09: Twenty three points of Poison Damage oh my

01:08:11: gosh.

01:08:12: and your enfeeble two.

01:08:14: oh My goodness.

01:08:16: well guess what you actually have an expert on purple worms around.

01:08:18: They can tell you how Bad This is.

01:08:20: Can't do anything about It.

01:08:21: Hey

01:08:23: man, I know this sucks.

01:08:25: No seriously,

01:08:27: it sucks.

01:08:27: From the next like eighteen seconds, Sandra's like so this is what you're gonna feel?

01:08:33: You're like hell... Oh i can't

01:08:33: help you.

01:08:34: Is there twenty three damage?

01:08:36: Yes, twenty-three poison

01:08:37: damage and in feeble

01:08:40: two dose.

01:08:41: yep okay uh.

01:08:43: And then she will take two strikes out at the race with her rapier.

01:08:48: Okay!

01:08:49: I like how we are completely

01:08:50: ignoring the dwarf Garden City wasn't a threat.

01:08:58: Okay, so first attack was the twenty-one which is a definite miss.

01:09:01: some second one however Was announced for twenty.

01:09:04: okay now it was her last attacks of with the full map.

01:09:08: It's a thirty three

01:09:09: total.

01:09:10: that's still

01:09:11: okay all right I wanted to make sure.

01:09:13: yeah AC is twenty seven.

01:09:16: Alright, so I need a Crickard and this is gonna be yeah, it's

01:09:22: right here.

01:09:23: So this one's Pearson This on

01:09:25: the rate?

01:09:25: Yeah Okay, so take that precision out already.

01:09:29: Yeah Unless there was a crickard.

01:09:31: That's like if you get everything, I don't know.

01:09:33: It's deep

01:09:34: wood target of sickened

01:09:38: three.

01:09:42: I'm using to believe death effects disease paralyzed

01:09:47: poison.

01:09:48: Probably sure.

01:09:50: I mean he could be sick of doing this.

01:09:53: Yeah Let me back in the other side.

01:09:57: I'm tired to being over here.

01:09:58: I am tired boss.

01:09:59: Uh, twenty five

01:10:01: points of damage.

01:10:02: Fifteen.

01:10:03: Okay that is... I was twenty-five

01:10:05: doubled

01:10:08: Because it's piercing.

01:10:13: so it's piercing damage.

01:10:14: and then there's a deadly D eight.

01:10:17: Wow, so barely any damage

01:10:20: on the grid.

01:10:21: That's wild.

01:10:22: Yeah it was not great.

01:10:23: Well

01:10:25: without precision.

01:10:26: well yeah I mean even then he's not.

01:10:30: Was that he flanked?

01:10:31: So

01:10:32: we're all for you

01:10:32: know exactly.

01:10:33: so All right anyway comes to after her turn.

01:10:38: It is your turn Ambrose.

01:10:39: okay, so Ambros seeing that Lee Sandor though one ring horse dead thankfully

01:10:45: Alright.

01:10:47: Now finish the job and he does two on to one of it is going to Control The Wraith, the Wraithe Is Sickened To.

01:10:57: What Does That Do Exactly?

01:10:58: Is that a reuse saves in all

01:11:01: that crap?

01:11:04: Sicken Two's the One That.

01:11:10: Yeah It's the one that is persistent until you take time too to wretch or You're a ghost.

01:11:15: Um,

01:11:16: but ultimately what does it do though?

01:11:18: I'm just curious

01:11:18: to everything.

01:11:19: yeah

01:11:19: Yeah,

01:11:20: so negatives to saves as well like if i do something to them they

01:11:26: Yeah get your your DCs will go down now because of

01:11:30: okay whatever He's still going to do a two-action group of group of fear.

01:11:37: Because he can Because why not?

01:11:41: Like, he's kind of waste time retching my god.

01:11:44: Super dumb.

01:11:45: So fucking

01:11:45: dumb.

01:11:47: Imagine a wraith trying to

01:11:48: like... It was just ectoplasm coming

01:11:51: out.

01:11:51: Alright and this is gonna be Will?

01:11:56: Yup!

01:11:56: Yeah alright uh she oh she's no longer right.

01:12:02: Nope Okay so we'll say will go back up three

01:12:10: eight Yeah, that's a crit.

01:12:14: So he tries it.

01:12:15: his heart's not in the game.

01:12:17: I mean you try to reach for her heart and she just like

01:12:22: My horse on the game might eat yours.

01:12:24: but

01:12:25: But for this second action two-action Luca is going too.

01:12:31: Man

01:12:34: Take one action to get behind Brigham.

01:12:39: Yes, all right.

01:12:40: Look at that flanking.

01:12:42: well and he is going to

01:12:44: strike.

01:12:51: He was not

01:12:52: now so the pitch of it as a seven on die for thirty-three.

01:12:56: So yeah, that's hit

01:12:58: flanking.

01:12:59: so that's Jitton low twenty one points in damage

01:13:07: okay?

01:13:09: And

01:13:09: That is it.

01:13:13: alright It does come too Brigvin's turn.

01:13:20: He is now flanked.

01:13:26: He can't flank anybody, so he gets weaker

01:13:31: circles.

01:13:31: Gah!

01:13:32: Alright... Oh I also did two or two, sorry cash shovel.

01:13:38: That was shield

01:13:38: okay.

01:13:40: Luckily he has not come back there and could be safe.

01:13:46: I think he's going to move and then try just help out the Scarlet Tribe member.

01:13:51: That is about all that he can really do.

01:13:53: Okay, so moving?

01:13:55: Oh shit!

01:13:56: Is

01:13:57: it?!

01:13:57: A whole stride

01:13:58: too.

01:13:59: Oh okay...that's a reactive strike for me.

01:14:04: A rocket strike

01:14:04: from me as well?

01:14:07: Do you want go first

01:14:09: or do you want me?

01:14:09: Oh yes!

01:14:12: Oh i could never..you must go first.

01:14:15: Okay.

01:14:17: Oh my god, uh...

01:14:19: thirty-eight?

01:14:20: Tim's is Tim dropping rocks this episode?

01:14:23: I'm dropping rocks!

01:14:24: Oh my gosh.

01:14:25: so that was a hit from Luca.

01:14:27: So let's do Lucas first and then we'll do Garns after

01:14:31: him.

01:14:31: Twenty five points of damage?

01:14:33: Yep.

01:14:34: Howie And Matt won?

01:14:39: And he had twenty!

01:14:41: So he ain't going nowhere buddy!

01:14:42: No he does not guys.

01:14:43: He just got here.

01:14:48: Alright, Tamas.

01:14:48: Choose carefully which kind of type of damage because there's a right and wrong answer

01:14:53: here.

01:14:57: I love this game!

01:15:00: You know what?

01:15:01: I'm gonna

01:15:02: let the days decide...I

01:15:03: am too stressed to try not do that myself.

01:15:22: The target is stupefied to until healed

01:15:37: And

01:15:48: as

01:15:51: I

01:15:55: stop him in his tracks

01:15:56: because

01:15:57: he can't move now at least for this action.

01:16:00: Yeah, let's say

01:16:02: Time

01:16:02: is running out and it seems you're making the wrong choice.

01:16:09: He's going to just take a step then And then stabby Eugorn.

01:16:14: Oh

01:16:15: my god Such old dick

01:16:20: And miss cuz.

01:16:20: It was a fucking twenty-eight

01:16:23: God This guy Is Just awful.

01:16:34: Okay, so I did my pre-rolling.

01:16:36: So i'm actually shifting the eminence into horn of plenty and now.

01:16:41: Im gonna see if im going to activate My ability or not?

01:16:46: Uh...so

01:16:49: i do..i am going to Activate

01:16:54: What do you

01:16:55: call it?

01:16:56: Transcendence of feed the masses.

01:16:58: Mm-hmm.

01:17:00: So

01:17:01: what this means is I drink a potion.

01:17:04: so like.

01:17:04: so Garn kind of Like, It almost seems like he doesn't really quite know what He's doing but he just kind of like calls

01:17:10: out I'm very

01:17:11: thirsty and he Just grabs the horn just starts chugging in.

01:17:15: Okay

01:17:16: And because we leveled up i was just reading through This again

01:17:19: my

01:17:20: Horn of Plenty also got A boost.

01:17:23: So now it is, its healing seven d six plus eighteen.

01:17:29: Oh my god!

01:17:29: Um so I'm just gonna roll that after because i don't want to sell those down with half but I gained a bunch of hit points back.

01:17:36: um

01:17:37: and Because he's not quite in his right mind He's going drink it all for himself But they do still spark transcendence.

01:17:43: And once again like Kezra man Like you're just see- Have you taken any damage?

01:17:48: Alright well we've got

01:17:49: poisoned.

01:17:51: Oh, okay.

01:17:52: Yeah So you um You see your your fearless commander and your like man is just like really he killed her in gar.

01:18:00: now He's like mid fight taking a swig from his horn Like what

01:18:05: can't

01:18:08: do?

01:18:10: We had hit points to you Kesara.

01:18:11: So his

01:18:12: first action

01:18:19: and

01:18:23: then the second action.

01:18:24: I am Since oh yeah, the eminence shifts.

01:18:27: so i need to figure out where The eminance is shifting too because that might give him more damage.

01:18:31: So Eminence Shifts And it shifts To the victor's wreath.

01:18:36: and now i'm going to roll an again extra little plus one at this round

01:18:40: probably

01:18:40: gonna Roll another twenty

01:18:41: probably ready?

01:18:44: Okay This very much not a twenty but i hope i will hit with a thirty three

01:18:50: Hit.

01:18:51: Wow

01:18:52: y'all that was a six on the die.

01:18:55: Oh terrible roll oh My

01:18:58: gosh, oh wow okay?

01:19:01: Okay finally getting some good damage from these dice.

01:19:04: thank you blackwood

01:19:04: workshop.

01:19:05: let's go work out Twenty eight

01:19:09: points of damage.

01:19:11: ok Damn.

01:19:13: Well at least he's good for something.

01:19:15: freaking pink ocean

01:19:16: yeah.

01:19:17: and then with my last action I'm gonna strike again.

01:19:22: He's like You know?

01:19:24: Hit your choice.

01:19:25: Oh, nasty!

01:19:27: Eighteen

01:19:28: on the dive...

01:19:28: Oh my god.

01:19:29: Oh my gosh.

01:19:30: So thirty-nine.

01:19:31: Uh, thirty nine to hit?

01:19:33: Oh man

01:19:35: I'm like feeling it.

01:19:36: This is this is The dice are feelin' heavy in my hand.

01:19:39: This might be a blow.

01:19:44: Twenty two points of damage.

01:19:51: So Garn just like

01:19:52: he just bashes

01:19:52: him twice.

01:19:53: you know there's his third time Third time bashing him.

01:19:55: Third time yeah

01:19:56: Like second

01:19:57: and hes like

01:19:58: yield.

01:20:00: And that's my turn.

01:20:03: Kezra, it is your turn.

01:20:04: He grabs the dart out of his shoulder and just like rips him outside... and he reaches into his robes!

01:20:14: ...and pulls out a scroll.

01:20:18: This was my sixth level item I took

01:20:20: from The Town.

01:20:25: Unravels the Scroll and begins to cast.

01:20:30: Come under my command as I cast.

01:20:34: dominate.

01:20:38: All right,

01:20:46: we'll save

01:20:47: okay.

01:20:48: That is a will-save that i'm gonna make next time.

01:20:58: Two of the casters

01:20:59: You know what?

01:21:00: I need to get out of this episode anyway.

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