The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:30: All right, we all have them.

00:00:32: I know you guys do.

00:00:34: Do you have a compliment that you received?

00:00:37: Doesn't matter how long ago That you still remember because i know all men Remember the one time they got it.

00:00:44: A really nice compliment!

00:00:47: I actually do have One

00:00:48: Jake.

00:00:49: Okay good

00:00:51: This was a number of years ago.

00:00:53: Actually at this point Good Lord More than ten Years ago

00:00:58: Uh, I was

00:00:59: standing in a and yeah.

00:01:00: No in a McDonald's park the youngest one here Standing at a McDonalds parking lot right before i was waiting for an open mic In that particular town.

00:01:12: Um I Was just standing next to my car And this car pulls in.

00:01:18: The windows were down and A woman Uh, I don't know how old.

00:01:24: she was perfectly honest because she sped away after this but She just yelled hey cutie and drove away.

00:01:28: Yep

00:01:30: And funny thing is i told that story to my brother?

00:01:34: And he was like.

00:01:35: his first reaction was she was probably talking somebody else.

00:01:39: I was the only one in the parking lot.

00:01:41: you asshole

00:01:43: Obviously someone

00:01:44: else.

00:01:44: Yeah, clearly someone else.

00:01:45: alright thanks Thanks.

00:01:47: to ruin the one compliment.

00:01:49: i've ever gotten my life like that.

00:01:51: You fucking bastard

00:01:54: What brothers are for?

00:01:56: That really is what they were

00:01:58: for.

00:01:58: He did his job.

00:02:00: Hey

00:02:01: John that's compliment get humbled.

00:02:04: Nice compliment but your ugly so.

00:02:10: So, the thing that brought this up was I remembered there's a woman who would come into my bank all of time and dress really well because she bought me nice clothes.

00:02:26: So and so she you know, but my wife would be like hey You should wear this.

00:02:30: Hey you sure were this.

00:02:31: And so I would always dress really well in this lady.

00:02:34: love the way I dressed Okay?

00:02:35: And she's all said that addressed Well, and it had a nice tie on and blah blah blah.

00:02:39: and so if she ever called The bank She would say Jake what are you wearing?

00:02:46: Damn The only time ever as somebody has never asked me That.

00:02:54: And mind you this lady was like eighty nine Extremely old

00:02:58: Dude, it's amazing what old women can get away with.

00:03:00: I do yeah Just like one of those things that i'm like.

00:03:04: That's not even weird.

00:03:06: Imagine imagine Tim Old about the amount Of this unashamed full power he is going to have.

00:03:14: You're gonna say anything you are going go anywhere You'll get confronted by someone and you will just babble in coherently Ramble a lot about your life until they leave.

00:03:28: Hey baby, what's your squirrel sign?

00:03:30: I definitely look the most forward to old man

00:03:33: Tim.

00:03:35: Old Man Tim is gonna be at the light.

00:03:37: Old man Tim will

00:03:38: be a

00:03:39: polite instructor.

00:03:45: I'll need a career after AI so...

00:03:50: Being weird and old is certainly a career

00:03:56: choice.

00:03:56: Just strap a phone on yourself and just let that be you channel.

00:04:01: Oldman Tim does!

00:04:03: Tim vision

00:04:08: Tim walking around every day of life

00:04:11: You know, you don't it's John.

00:04:13: It's so funny should say the stuff that old women can get away with.

00:04:16: fun fact about my life.

00:04:18: This is a very Very intimate detail in my life.

00:04:21: well

00:04:21: but my first kiss From me non family member like not my mom or whatever

00:04:27: great grandma

00:04:29: was by

00:04:30: a

00:04:31: Sixty-plus year old woman.

00:04:45: That's

00:04:56: amazing.

00:04:56: Yep,

00:05:02: my first guess.

00:05:06: You could have just shrugged that off but you're the one who said it.

00:05:09: Like what were there circumstances around this?

00:05:15: Well... It was a co-worker of mine.

00:05:17: Whoa!

00:05:17: Did you have to reward this to HL?

00:05:24: Some reason my mind went to.

00:05:25: A Customer Kissed U.

00:05:30: Just went up, she was drunk off of something.

00:05:32: Co-worker makes more sense.

00:05:35: Does

00:05:36: it?

00:05:36: I mean

00:05:37: its a little less disturbing i guess...

00:05:39: I love the idea of a drunk old lady at

00:05:43: Cracker Barrel.

00:05:44: That just that does make you

00:05:45: ten in the morning right after

00:05:49: church!

00:05:51: She's already on her tenth mimosa man.

00:05:55: They don't serve alcoholic cracker barrel but shes drunk anyway.

00:05:59: Wait, they do it in the south.

00:06:00: They serve alcohol and cracker bros...

00:06:02: That's why this South is better than us right?

00:06:04: That

00:06:04: was way better dude!

00:06:06: I know.

00:06:08: Obviously i didn't realize that I haven been to a cracker barrel for probably like twenty something years.

00:06:12: so- I legit thought..I was like

00:06:15: don't think.

00:06:15: I mean Cracker Barrel was too tame to sell alcoholic beverages

00:06:19: but... They had a smoking section back on the day.

00:06:23: That I believe.

00:06:25: Yeah America used be good

00:06:28: worked in multiple places like that, I was like oh look at working on the bar and looking up there's this giant filtration system.

00:06:35: And it just cigarette smoking up into them.

00:06:38: Oh God!

00:06:39: I still remember going to when my dad now we're living in a small town as you'll remember he and i walking into this one typical Italian place.

00:06:46: every small town has any walk-in ever member being asked smoking or non-smoking.

00:06:52: but what do think about?

00:06:57: We were living, Jake.

00:07:02: Just so bizarre that you could just eat in a spot where like on the other side of building people are smoking cigarettes.

00:07:08: I'm like

00:07:09: what?

00:07:10: It's waftin' over!

00:07:12: Yeah it is usually like non-smoking section and your looking over and still smell it.

00:07:19: This non-Smoking

00:07:20: Section smells a lot like a Smoking Section.

00:07:26: Somebody I don't know who said this or where it came from, but somebody said that's like having a peeing section in the pool somewhere.

00:07:34: You can pee!

00:07:34: But only in THAT corner of the pool.

00:07:36: That is shockingly accurate to how it actually works here.

00:07:39: It makes sense perfectly.

00:07:44: Oh my gosh...

00:07:45: Do you know he was not peeing on the pool any longer?

00:07:47: Because hes

00:07:48: dead?!

00:07:52: I'm glad he's burning.

00:07:56: They probably do that on purpose and they're just like to get an edge over everyone else.

00:07:59: start like, I pissed in the pool when you were like.

00:08:02: why did you do it?

00:08:04: Cause Drascar says so

00:08:05: or whatever.

00:08:06: Yeah, Drascard told me this is what all foremen do.

00:08:10: So This Is What I Do Now.

00:08:12: Yeah, Garns got some words for Sandor After this fight and the first one is why didn't

00:08:22: you get

00:08:23: big?

00:08:23: Thanks, buddy.

00:08:24: Hold on hold up before we Before we get into this fight.

00:08:28: okay because there is a Very very important will save that I need to make.

00:08:35: oh yeah

00:08:37: like how he said You're gonna Make it And not That you might.

00:08:41: you Might fail.

00:08:43: I did

00:08:43: succeed.

00:08:44: i Did Already Cuz I rolled I rolled a...I need to see if it's low enough for crit fail.

00:08:53: Oh shit, but i got a twenty-five.

00:08:58: Not a crit fail.

00:08:59: Okay alright.

00:09:00: so just regular fail.

00:09:02: So with Dominic what we have here is that she going be under Kezra's control and then at the end of each return She gets her roll new will save And she sees If she breaks out or not.

00:09:20: But in that time Kezra can give her orders and she will do whatever the Orders are to the best of her ability.

00:09:29: Yeah, I was really

00:09:29: hoping for a crit fail.

00:09:32: Everybody

00:09:32: does?

00:09:33: She could fail on our next try.

00:09:36: That is correct yes In which case it would get further crit failed after

00:09:41: that.

00:09:42: so yeah All right For now.

00:09:46: he just says Just sit down

00:09:49: for now.

00:09:52: Okay.

00:09:54: Now she doesn't move an initiative though, so it's still her initiative placement right?

00:10:00: Because I don't think control moves you in initiative.

00:10:03: It doesn't treat here like a summon

00:10:06: Unless unless its the controlled trade says something about

00:10:09: that.

00:10:10: I Don't.

00:10:10: i don't Think it is because i'm pretty sure She just does whatever she can on Her turn to do The best of our ability.

00:10:16: yeah Okay.

00:10:19: So uh see ya You See Here Her.

00:10:22: She's Like Trying to defend herself, she's got her blow gun in one hand and then the rapier on the other.

00:10:27: And you see here just stand very still like her arms dropped over side.

00:10:33: She kind of hocks our head at ya.

00:10:36: Sweet.

00:10:39: Sandor it does come your turn

00:10:41: now.

00:10:42: Okay... Sandor pulls out a wand points this

00:10:48: dwarf

00:10:48: and shoots a chromatic ray at him.

00:10:53: Sick!

00:10:54: You have a wand of chromatic

00:10:56: ray.

00:10:56: Yes,

00:10:58: that's awesome That.

00:11:00: so

00:11:01: with this one by the way I want you might not want to do this here because The Where is it?

00:11:08: The wand of refracting rays.

00:11:10: That's the one where it can bounce.

00:11:13: So so it might be better to use that in a room full people, you know what

00:11:17: I mean.

00:11:17: Okay, that'a good point.

00:11:18: i'm just gonna shoot a regular chromatic random then.

00:11:21: okay Just a regular woman

00:11:24: Just a regular spell.

00:11:25: All right, and is that a save for me?

00:11:28: or is an

00:11:28: attack?

00:11:28: No, that's okay Like the

00:11:29: idea you have.

00:11:32: so like they do go ahead many magical Magical trinkets and spells are usually pull out the one you're like wait

00:11:42: no not that

00:11:42: one

00:11:44: Nothing else would get lost in all your magical wares

00:11:55: Tim.

00:11:56: sixteen plus twenty-one

00:12:06: thirty

00:12:09: seven That's it.

00:12:10: Okay, I got a role

00:12:11: to see what.

00:12:13: Oh yeah electricity.

00:12:13: So it's all

00:12:13: also right.

00:12:14: That one's actually Yeah,

00:12:16: oh

00:12:16: shit John John is this one that can like teleport people or is this a different one

00:12:23: now?

00:12:24: This can't tell poor people?

00:12:25: Yeah, okay.

00:12:26: Well because I thought chromatic was like the seven or something like that Or the seven colors you Roll in or something.

00:12:33: nope

00:12:34: This is a fourth level spell That can do either thirty forty fifty or twenty five points of damage depending on damage type.

00:12:40: Oh three

00:12:43: for fifty electricity damage

00:12:45: so fifty electricity Damage to the brain.

00:12:49: Please describe your kill as he had twenty left.

00:12:53: Yeah, because

00:12:54: wow.

00:12:55: Literally... So Sandor just points his finger at this guy and

00:13:02: says

00:13:03: to Scar he never loved you And he kills him!

00:13:07: Scar never loved YOU!

00:13:12: He cried.

00:13:14: Okay Alright From here This is a tricky bit of combat Because now We're in initiative still technically because after every one of her turns, she has to roll.

00:13:31: So it comes at her turn and she sits down And then she waits for your borders Kezra.

00:13:38: Um so let's go around.

00:13:42: Ambrose It is your turn.

00:13:44: Okay well um

00:13:45: okay this the first round that shes completed control.

00:13:48: next turn She gets

00:13:50: a save.

00:13:53: I rolled a save And I failed.

00:13:58: Oh, so she's still...

00:13:59: Yep okay understood We need

00:14:01: to ask her questions and get information.

00:14:03: Yeah right we

00:14:04: have like you know it six seconds increments To try do that.

00:14:09: yeah So Ambrose is going to Do an act together.

00:14:15: He isn't going to take

00:14:19: all.

00:14:21: Okay now he will take two actions Once the sustain and one to move closer.

00:14:30: Okay.

00:14:31: Um, basically... I guess i have the roll okay?

00:14:36: I'm good.

00:14:38: Oh you walked into the into

00:14:40: the fear.

00:14:40: oh no!

00:14:41: I'm scared of my own summon man.

00:14:42: um

00:14:43: now he a baby creature.

00:14:47: uh yeah so he's fine.

00:14:51: but two actions that Luca is going to come over.

00:15:01: Go get out of the way.

00:15:03: damn wall

00:15:05: damn wall, damn Damn.

00:15:07: Garn stuck in a way.

00:15:11: So with one action he manages to get there and Second

00:15:16: action.

00:15:16: He is going too do an athletics check.

00:15:20: two Yeah To try to restrain.

00:15:26: okay

00:15:28: So he's

00:15:28: just on do

00:15:29: athletics and help of my character sheet.

00:15:31: Oh, right?

00:15:33: But oh yeah shit He's up a level too.

00:15:35: so

00:15:36: I was gonna say I also don't think that she would resist.

00:15:39: so if you Just go open like grab her hug Yeah, just um wrap gotcha.

00:15:43: Gotcha Got ya.

00:15:47: Just for the helmet though.

00:15:48: I mean because

00:15:49: they'll just make it better

00:15:51: sure.

00:15:52: uh

00:15:53: thirty

00:15:53: eight That is A crit, so would you pin her up against the wall or something?

00:16:01: Yeah yeah.

00:16:03: And

00:16:03: in this case of even worse is probably going to float over and try to have her experience darkness He's gonna make a will.

00:16:18: save

00:16:19: Okay

00:16:24: uh twenty five Oh That's a fail.

00:16:26: so she has voids in brace now, uh-oh.

00:16:29: So if he is dazzled at any light

00:16:31: right?

00:16:31: Ah interesting

00:16:33: that stage one

00:16:35: Tazzles.

00:16:37: Yeah Okay and

00:16:40: She just like opens the robes And the ropes are just this void of darkness and screams off something within.

00:16:48: yeah, she Is now Dazzled

00:16:51: Darkness imprisoning her.

00:16:53: oh she sees

00:16:55: Absolute darkness.

00:16:58: Okay, uh Garn your turn

00:17:00: before Garn goes My poison.

00:17:03: so I took my damage that you gave me.

00:17:05: Oh yes was it?

00:17:06: how much damage?

00:17:06: Was it again twenty-four?

00:17:09: Yes Sure

00:17:13: Yeah

00:17:14: And i rolled a thirty six for my fortitude.

00:17:17: save okay So you are fine.

00:17:20: yeah, yep You're fine there.

00:17:21: then um no more No more, no more poison for

00:17:25: you.

00:17:26: Yeah Oh oh.

00:17:28: and I'll say like when Emperor is right up he goes.

00:17:32: He's just yelling For a moment because Grato don't kill her Don't kill him We need her we need her.

00:17:39: It was just rearing after the attack

00:17:42: The

00:17:42: more non-aggressive thing.

00:17:47: Then Garen it is now your turn.

00:17:49: Garen moves here

00:17:50: And get

00:17:50: to ask very quick question

00:17:55: What?

00:17:56: Who do you work for works

00:17:57: fine.

00:18:01: You're asking who her boss's bosses, yes

00:18:06: because I'm sure that her boss is in here.

00:18:08: i want to know who our bosses'

00:18:09: Bosses.

00:18:10: uh

00:18:11: Just a name.

00:18:12: she looks over and she just says I have report too To him And then She points just into the room like next to you guys.

00:18:26: And then she says, Ilstra commands all of us and it goes quiet again

00:18:34: which uh what's door does your point do?

00:18:36: We are notably in a

00:18:37: room with seven

00:18:38: doors

00:18:39: yet

00:18:41: surround by doors.

00:18:42: we were talking about this before we started but yeah there are eight doors out of this room.

00:18:47: so she pointed to the west down the

00:18:51: hall.

00:18:51: okay

00:18:52: yes at down the Hall there is that short hallway.

00:18:55: got

00:18:56: it.

00:18:58: Ilstra commands all of us.

00:19:01: I feel like that name sounds

00:19:02: familiar.

00:19:03: yeah, uh-uh

00:19:06: i feel Like we heard it before.

00:19:07: ilsra.

00:19:08: ilsrah was the one That um The uh hyena woman.

00:19:15: oh Then

00:19:16: the

00:19:17: crap not an old

00:19:18: but new name for him.

00:19:20: Yeah obviously yeah.

00:19:21: But then that too she Was talking to.

00:19:24: Right, that was the name you got of the contact.

00:19:27: Oh this guy with a triad in his location

00:19:29: Alright okay.

00:19:32: So she says when he points out to the room She said He commands here but Ilseur commands all of us.

00:19:44: Okay Got it Alright Kezra, it's your turn.

00:19:50: Oh

00:19:51: boy.

00:19:52: Well I was gonna

00:19:53: Basically ask the same question

00:19:57: And you kind of already

00:20:00: answered

00:20:02: and do anything else.

00:20:03: How many more people?

00:20:05: Yeah, how many more?

00:20:13: What are what are you seeking here.

00:20:15: What is your purpose?

00:20:18: What does Ilstra

00:20:19: want?

00:20:22: profit to power.

00:20:26: she doesn't know enough.

00:20:33: Spells gonna help me hear.

00:20:36: All right wait hold on I need a read text to dominate.

00:20:39: okay

00:20:41: Before I do something.

00:20:44: Because please before we ask any questions give me a command and then she puts the knife to her neck.

00:20:48: She's like, please I Don't want to answer anymore questions.

00:20:55: Oh, she's restrained so I mean whatever.

00:20:57: hmm

00:21:06: Can i cast an offensive spell on here?

00:21:09: It wouldn't be a damaging spell but it'd be.

00:21:11: you know

00:21:14: What does controlled say?

00:21:18: I mean, she can't like... If it's an offensive spell then that would be an issue.

00:21:31: Nothing says anything.

00:21:33: so i'm gonna cast fear on her!

00:21:36: I want her will save down.

00:21:44: Where is Ilstra?

00:21:45: And uh..I'll cast Fear On Her So another Will Save.

00:21:52: We'll say thirty

00:21:54: fail, so you're frightened too.

00:21:56: Frightened too?

00:22:00: Okay then can you

00:22:02: ask

00:22:03: for where

00:22:04: she is... Isn't Ilstra like he or...?

00:22:18: I thought you said He Is when she pointed to whoever's in the room but Ilstra He says, she... ...says that Ilshra.

00:22:33: She is....gosh That's way in the back of this book!

00:22:42: Where is she?

00:22:44: Where-where is

00:22:45: she?!

00:22:45: She's

00:22:47: way back at the book.

00:22:49: I gotta go back, hold

00:22:51: on.

00:22:51: Let's

00:22:52: see

00:22:54: This was such an amazing opportunity.

00:22:56: We could just skip the whole book and just go right to Elstra.

00:23:03: Chop off the serpent at The Head.

00:23:05: I mean,

00:23:05: if she crit fails a Will Save with this Frightened Two... She can leave us there!

00:23:10: ...she's ours for like a day.

00:23:12: Yep.

00:23:12: Uh, she says that she is in the Temple of All Gods.

00:23:20: Temple Of All Gods?

00:23:22: What the hell was

00:23:23: that?!

00:23:24: Awesome

00:23:26: That's amazing.

00:23:28: This is wild information to be getting this early.

00:23:32: I

00:23:33: am obsessed with this

00:23:36: All right, um

00:23:38: so happy this is my six level item.

00:23:42: Sandor is your turn

00:23:45: Sandor not gonna do a damn thing he's Gonna wait.

00:23:47: see how it plays out

00:23:48: all right?

00:23:50: It comes to her turn And she's just like, please kill me!

00:23:55: No.

00:23:55: She can't say it.

00:23:56: I guess that's what you have to do?

00:23:59: Yeah exactly.

00:24:02: Please...I'll say something that will get us sued.

00:24:04: Please.

00:24:06: Please kill me.

00:24:09: Um no, she answers all your questions and then she waits for more orders.

00:24:14: um and she failed again on her will save.

00:24:19: uh yeah Twenty-five that time.

00:24:25: Yeah, fail yeah.

00:24:27: or oh sorry twenty twenty eight.

00:24:30: Okay.

00:24:31: So next it comes to Ambrose in your turn.

00:24:34: See I'm trying do something real fast with the voids and briefs.

00:24:37: i don't know if

00:24:38: stage

00:24:39: one Was there so?

00:24:41: I guess she has two.

00:24:41: another save.

00:24:43: Oh okay will another wheel her wheels down?

00:24:48: Thirty one

00:24:52: All right he's

00:24:53: fine

00:24:56: all right.

00:24:57: Well, that was fun while it lasted.

00:24:59: I mean just so you all know my Kezra strategy right now is to continue to cast fear on her and ask your questions.

00:25:06: Oh yes no i get it.

00:25:08: So yeah this tastes.

00:25:10: He'll take the reactions And

00:25:14: move up alright here.

00:25:18: You'd stand in toe-toe with her

00:25:20: oh?

00:25:20: Yeah,

00:25:21: so

00:25:22: um you know what Jake if I could uh

00:25:27: I will

00:25:28: loot the Jaskari.

00:25:32: Oh, oh!

00:25:33: The Vringar

00:25:34: guy?

00:25:36: Yeah yeah so we'll... yeah the ambers go into your turn and then i'll tell you what to find on your turn sure?

00:25:44: uh so for each question would be like an action basically at this point

00:25:48: essentially hold

00:25:50: turn.

00:25:51: okay

00:25:53: um okay How many of your other friends are down here?

00:26:01: She says There's a big one in there, which is the same way that she pointed last

00:26:07: time.

00:26:08: Okay

00:26:09: And then let me count If I was a good GM...I would have counted Ten.

00:26:25: We've already used a lot of spells.

00:26:28: Yeah

00:26:30: Still have some spells though, so I

00:26:32: still got you some tank but out of tens a

00:26:34: lot.

00:26:35: Ten is quite a bit.

00:26:38: Sorry there's ten.

00:26:39: what?

00:26:40: How was reading

00:26:40: things that There are?

00:26:42: there are ten others down here.

00:26:45: Yes

00:26:46: Okay

00:26:50: That's like our magic.

00:26:53: Yeah Is adding also including the big guy.

00:26:55: is it like one plus ten

00:26:57: or

00:26:57: is it just ten in general?

00:27:01: So she says There's ten others.

00:27:05: so I'm after after she points at the one guy.

00:27:08: She says there's ten other.

00:27:11: Yeah, so yeah eleven.

00:27:12: what?

00:27:12: What kind are they?

00:27:14: Are they thugs or their boots?

00:27:16: Are

00:27:17: They poisonous?

00:27:19: are they poisonous?

00:27:20: come on tell me

00:27:20: III don't have to bestiary of scarlet tribe members

00:27:25: Scarlett Triad people.

00:27:28: i call them friends.

00:27:31: she says We're all agents.

00:27:33: How about that?

00:27:34: I'll take it, whatever.

00:27:38: She's at what?

00:27:40: Sphere... Frightened one or two?

00:27:44: She

00:27:45: will be a one now because she actually had her turn.

00:27:48: Oh yes Well

00:27:49: so with him still the war rate is still up.

00:27:52: At this point.

00:27:53: its going to use intimidation.

00:27:59: It's a plus twenty-one to intimidation.

00:28:02: alright Yeah

00:28:09: yeah That's good.

00:28:14: That is a regular success.

00:28:16: Well,

00:28:17: it's all due to voids and brace on her again.

00:28:19: It's struggling but really wants the killer.

00:28:23: So we'll save for that.

00:28:24: then

00:28:24: Thirty-nine

00:28:27: God damn Alright

00:28:29: Get that roll

00:28:32: out of way.

00:28:33: Yeah, okay After that Garn

00:28:40: do you know the way to the temple?

00:28:43: Yes She's struggling internally as she like Here.

00:28:55: here's a thing we could take her.

00:28:57: We can leave with her and You get a fresh attempt at dominate every day.

00:29:04: No, I will scroll.

00:29:07: Oh, you know somebody else in the party might have yeah that and they're

00:29:11: Of course All right was at your.

00:29:18: um Yeah I'm trying to keep it into this spirit of short question short answers.

00:29:24: You don't Right?

00:29:26: uh kezer comes to yours.

00:29:28: Um all right but

00:29:36: i'm just like just like they know how To get there?

00:29:38: You

00:29:38: Know

00:29:39: maybe ask where It is.

00:29:42: Well, he wants to control her

00:29:45: real quick.

00:29:47: He says

00:29:52: don't move from where you're sitting no matter what and he cast fear again.

00:30:01: Okay

00:30:05: this poor slave woman slaver.

00:30:08: Oh

00:30:08: well all this poor slaver think of the slavers.

00:30:14: twenty-two

00:30:17: Don't just a fail.

00:30:19: Still okay, so she gets a great fail.

00:30:22: Oh my god So frightened to then.

00:30:26: Yeah you'll be afraid.

00:30:27: and two again.

00:30:28: Okay Put that back on put it up.

00:30:32: I'm ok man

00:30:34: for my question.

00:30:36: yes

00:30:43: I don't even have questions.

00:30:44: good question ask her

00:30:46: Where is the temple?

00:30:50: yeah where's the temple?

00:30:55: It's deep in The Haunted City.

00:31:00: I was not expecting it to be in this area.

00:31:02: Yeah, I thought it will somewhere else.

00:31:04: to be honest

00:31:04: All right.

00:31:07: Um yeah,

00:31:09: okay all right?

00:31:13: I mean i knew like of course we're at a place where there's crazy haunted city Like of course were gonna have to go there.

00:31:18: but yeah,

00:31:21: uh Sandor!

00:31:23: I'm checking my body.

00:31:24: oh yes on the ringar you find.

00:31:28: um You find some scale mail, that corrosive whip he hit you with a few times.

00:31:42: Some good manacles... He also has a scroll!

00:31:49: Can I identify the scroll?

00:31:51: You may go ahead and roll Arkana.

00:31:53: That was

00:31:58: a natural nineteen

00:31:59: on dice!

00:31:59: Shush!

00:32:01: Yep, you recognize the writing of a spell of discern location.

00:32:06: Oh, shit.

00:32:07: I was

00:32:09: thinking spells from a school... oh sorry Sorry the doesn't say what this spell does here.

00:32:17: It just gives you description for certain location.

00:32:20: I'm like could we find out where the temple is using this spell?

00:32:26: I think it's come pinpoint now.

00:32:27: yeah Yeah.

00:32:29: So you learn the name of the targets exact locations including in building community country and plaintive existence.

00:32:36: Wait a minute, this is an eighth level spell.

00:32:38: Oh

00:32:39: my god.

00:32:41: You can target the creature only if you've seen it in person Have one of its significant belongings or have a piece of Its body such as a lock-of-hair to target and object.

00:32:49: He must have touched It Or had ever fragment of it.

00:32:52: pinpoint automatically overcomes protections against detection effects Of lower ranked than the spell even If they would normally have a chance

00:32:59: to block him.

00:33:01: So if if if one of Ilstra's personal belongings Is around here We can

00:33:09: just find them.

00:33:10: Yeah, yeah You would you would automatically?

00:33:12: Just like know

00:33:12: where she.

00:33:13: but here's another question

00:33:15: What

00:33:15: person or what was this guy trying to find that?

00:33:19: because this is an enormous amount of wealth and Resources

00:33:25: in a scroll.

00:33:26: What was he trying?

00:33:27: defined

00:33:28: who Was he trying?

00:33:30: define?

00:33:30: ya

00:33:31: cuz it's uh It's a who One.

00:33:33: oh no well one creature or object.

00:33:36: Yeah, or

00:33:37: I didn't realize it was an ore object.

00:33:39: Oh

00:33:39: wait do you think they're trying to find the gate?

00:33:42: Could be

00:33:43: They might like a might be

00:33:45: and then we know that.

00:33:46: We know that they are looking for the gate.

00:33:47: I just don't know if this particular poisoner

00:33:49: knows That's what they were looking for.

00:33:50: Hmm Well

00:33:52: there wasn't a particularly poisonous.

00:33:53: This is a Drisgari or not.

00:33:55: No i'm talking

00:33:56: about

00:33:56: Rengar.

00:33:57: Oh yeah, I know I'm saying we questioned The Poisoner.

00:34:01: she did note too didn't say anything Right.

00:34:04: so Okay, so yeah you find that it comes back to her turn.

00:34:10: She has a name.

00:34:11: You guys didn't ask it just saying

00:34:12: oh It's not important.

00:34:14: Oh

00:34:15: man All right she keeps her butt firmly planted as Kaiser instructed here.

00:34:22: So

00:34:25: What a time for you be failing this is it?

00:34:28: I know all right Let me let me say she is frightened too okay So she keeps her butt friendly planted this turn and then you see here start to move Because I got a thirty-five.

00:34:50: Was that do?

00:34:51: She's free.

00:34:54: Is he just free or does she take penalty?

00:34:57: Let's say let's go back to Dominic.

00:35:00: okay, so with the success Target is stunned.

00:35:03: one as it tries to fight off the command.

00:35:05: So you guys are crowding around her and all of a sudden You see here like start to move.

00:35:08: but she's like act.

00:35:09: She's like shivering in fear as he likes starts to move against this command The command that Kesar gave her.

00:35:20: But then his return, it comes to Ambrose

00:35:22: Swiss cheeser.

00:35:25: Yeah,

00:35:25: yeah, I mean at this point

00:35:28: um,

00:35:28: yeah He's Sensing this.

00:35:31: he sees her like starting to get look more Free like I don't know bringing that up.

00:35:37: Mm-hmm,

00:35:39: but then he has have your revenge.

00:35:41: and Let's the war rave is going to do.

00:35:45: What was a grip of fear

00:35:47: on her?

00:35:47: Oh Okay

00:35:49: will save

00:35:50: uh twenty

00:35:56: eight.

00:35:56: oh wait she.

00:35:57: um She's frightened right.

00:35:59: Yeah, yeah That's what frightened fuck come one.

00:36:03: It's

00:36:03: right at right.

00:36:06: Check you ruined it.

00:36:08: No, it's

00:36:09: fine.

00:36:10: So that

00:36:10: is all this coming through.

00:36:12: there's still a ninety six and half of

00:36:14: ads.

00:36:15: Oh God yeah does much to do in any way but

00:36:23: Phone.

00:36:23: so it moves on the dice because I got one.

00:36:26: those fun days brothers

00:36:28: dude Those are so much fun.

00:36:29: What you like?

00:36:29: shake your phone?

00:36:30: Shake your phone.

00:36:31: Yeah, I love that.

00:36:32: Yeah See half a thirty three Seventeen points, well sixteen

00:36:42: points of damage.

00:36:42: Okay

00:36:44: She is up but she's staring into the void and the fear is starting to

00:36:49: Rack her

00:36:49: mind that he has on the edge.

00:36:53: Well then at this point than what's it?

00:36:56: Luca just gonna kill him.

00:36:57: Yeah, yeah like I mean if there's one I mean yeah

00:37:03: Go ahead roll

00:37:04: cat a role because I could roll natural one

00:37:09: If you did, it'd be so funny.

00:37:10: Pure point!

00:37:14: No instead a thirty-nine to

00:37:16: hit.

00:37:18: Yeah that'll hit.

00:37:18: So just uh... what's your minimum damage on him?

00:37:26: We want the maximum damage.

00:37:30: It would be twelve points of should be minimal because

00:37:34: its eight

00:37:34: plus

00:37:35: yeah Okay, that doesn't have to kill her.

00:37:37: So...

00:37:38: Twenty-three points of damage anyway.

00:37:39: so how does Luca put this woman down?

00:37:43: Oh like Scarlet Triad agent

00:37:45: as she is surrounded by three people.

00:37:48: Yeah

00:37:50: That I should've asked her in our question.

00:37:56: Well if he's dead

00:37:57: yeah She's done.

00:37:58: now

00:37:59: She says, my name was Thea.

00:38:01: I don't give a shit.

00:38:02: and then he just like his spectral sword just slices her right through the neck and drops it And its almost what that Wraith disappears because also not sustaining anymore He kind of stares down our corpse with contempt walks away from Like it's not doing anything for him.

00:38:33: Mm-hmm

00:38:35: so

00:38:36: all right, let's solve.

00:38:37: roll healing checks on Sandor please.

00:38:43: I Delete

00:38:43: the rate

00:38:44: does he just

00:38:45: say and

00:38:46: yeah?

00:38:47: Yeah, I can I can delete them.

00:38:49: you ever

00:38:49: heard of The Temple over the Olga of our gods?

00:38:55: who are you asking

00:38:55: sand or since your from here?

00:38:57: Oh

00:39:00: Jake have Sandor part of that

00:39:04: Roll?

00:39:05: Man, what kind of knowledges do you have?

00:39:07: because... I mean

00:39:08: if it's in the city a

00:39:09: dwarf at least.

00:39:12: If its a five kings thing i could roll

00:39:14: on it.

00:39:17: Yeah go ahead and roll some kind of dwarven lore or something like whatever you guys have Because It is very specific to dwarves.

00:39:30: So close to

00:39:30: the twenty!

00:39:31: I rolled Tim, eighteen plus twenty three.

00:39:40: Oh

00:39:40: that's like a forty one What?

00:39:45: Okay Temple the temple of all gods Was a towering stone temple once honored The entire Dwarven Pantheon even Drosgar Albeit in a backhanded manner.

00:40:05: So do you remember in Skyrim?

00:40:07: There's that one temple and White Run where you walk-in, and it's like all of the different gods have their own little pedestal.

00:40:17: Yes It's like that.

00:40:20: But you remember this was a place That put up ages ago when Sagorok was Up And made to You know offer tribute to all of the dwarven pantheon gods

00:40:39: Seems like an ideal location tower easily defended.

00:40:45: It must have been lost when this city fell

00:40:48: however long ago.

00:40:49: I don't even

00:40:50: remember at that point.

00:40:55: Yeah, well

00:40:55: i've heard of it.

00:40:56: So we will also search the dwarf right behind me.

00:41:02: so We have

00:41:03: ah yes on this information now but I would really Really like kill Some more of these bastards,

00:41:11: if you

00:41:12: all would like to

00:41:13: help

00:41:13: me.

00:41:16: I'm very badly burned.

00:41:20: San don't let me tend your wounds!

00:41:23: I am quite adept.

00:41:25: You see i spent most my time on the front lines treating

00:41:29: The warriors

00:41:30: when they were at out and even administer first aid in heat of battle.

00:41:35: So these wounds are nothing

00:41:36: for me.

00:41:37: Yeah what battle was that again?

00:41:42: Ah, let's see.

00:41:43: Are you talking about my synth to the Taldorian

00:41:47: army?

00:41:48: Or

00:41:48: are you preferring it another time

00:41:50: perhaps?

00:41:52: It is your story man!

00:41:53: You tell me!

00:41:54: Well...let us see I've been talking with a Taldorean army.

00:41:57: well... About one hundred years ago i would say and...

00:42:01: Sandor dead he has bled

00:42:04: out.

00:42:06: He just stops working on him.

00:42:10: I almost died.

00:42:12: Yeah, yeah I did.

00:42:14: Hey he was a dying two because it was a crit.

00:42:17: So let's see if.

00:42:18: uh Let's See If.

00:42:20: Uh Him getting

00:42:20: distracted

00:42:21: by

00:42:22: his

00:42:22: His war tales

00:42:23: has

00:42:24: taken away from this ability to treat wounds.

00:42:26: i am going for the master dc Because i am a master of medicine.

00:42:30: It's not its really easy For me To get This but you know Kevlar

00:42:35: will Not aid

00:42:37: NOT AID.

00:42:42: I got a forty-one, so actually Crit

00:42:44: succeeded.

00:42:46: Dang!

00:42:46: That's my figure.

00:42:48: Your medicine is what?

00:42:50: It's

00:42:52: twenty three.

00:42:52: Yeah

00:42:53: it's pretty solid

00:42:53: Pretty good.

00:42:54: That

00:42:57: was about the dwarves.

00:42:58: Ah yes i remember.

00:42:59: now We

00:43:00: were fighting

00:43:00: on that hill

00:43:01: giant My brother in arms and we were posted up underneath the boulder thinking we could get away from.

00:43:11: But then, right as I was patching him up... Of course the darn

00:43:14: thing

00:43:15: lifted a boulder.

00:43:16: That was enough time to keep from just that little bit of energy to keep going.

00:43:21: So that'll be eight thirteen fourteen plus thirty uh forty four points of healing.

00:43:26: Alright very nice.

00:43:29: And if anyone else is within range i believe my ability Is I can treat multiple people with a single single check because I have an advanced first date.

00:43:45: No, not advanced server state.

00:43:46: Have some Paragon battle medicine that's it?

00:43:49: no That's not it.

00:43:50: i've so many feats for

00:43:51: word medic

00:43:53: Ward medic.

00:43:54: yes

00:43:56: So I can

00:43:56: trip to four targets at once?

00:43:58: Oh, I guess we all get forty-four hit points back.

00:44:02: sweet

00:44:04: Okay and this takes how long to do.

00:44:06: or is a ten minutes?

00:44:08: okay About five minutes in that you get your heel.

00:44:13: Don't worry, but about five minutes.

00:44:14: and You Here you continue to hear what looks like metal working from From the West where see a sea appointed right?

00:44:26: But two The easts to the door directly to the East.

00:44:30: here's someone

00:44:35: I the guy who got we've gotten married.

00:44:38: It's him.

00:44:40: how do you know?

00:44:42: well He's coughing.

00:44:45: He's hiding

00:44:45: down here, meaning he's trying to escape his wife.

00:44:53: Boomer humor.

00:44:57: I hate my wife and the whole crowd goes woo!

00:45:01: This is good TV.

00:45:05: I have some severe repressed feelings.

00:45:08: I

00:45:08: hate everyone.

00:45:09: that isn't

00:45:10: me.

00:45:10: Have you guys all seen the, i think he should leave skit where like The Guys are like ribbon on their wives at like the poker game and then one guy says yeah Like take it!

00:45:18: I love my

00:45:19: wife.

00:45:19: It's a whole montage about how she is so perfect.

00:45:24: Wow this was great life episode.

00:45:26: So funny.

00:45:27: The funniest part of that whole skit Is when hes about to leave And they're like You can't leave yet in Japan over One giant sleepover.

00:45:34: All these like thirty and four year old men.

00:45:42: Hey, I would love to do that.

00:45:43: That'd be

00:45:43: awesome.

00:45:44: I mean technically we did it before

00:45:46: but... We need a set up the next DPS entry.

00:45:51: Callin'

00:45:52: you out on air Kelly!

00:45:53: Pick a date!

00:45:53: No i'm working on- actually im workin

00:45:55: on it.

00:45:55: Oh cool

00:45:56: cause they also have plan a beach trip for my other

00:45:59: group of friends.

00:46:01: Yeah, I think you're gonna say

00:46:03: like for my family yeah, I should

00:46:06: take them to the beach too.

00:46:12: Well your cough

00:46:14: Okay.

00:46:15: Yep.

00:46:15: We are this it

00:46:17: Are you?

00:46:18: You're probably still pretty down Sandor.

00:46:20: um i mean i'm still like Sixty points down.

00:46:25: no actually more than that way.

00:46:26: and these okay

00:46:27: doomed one right now

00:46:30: oh

00:46:31: Yeah.

00:46:32: So

00:46:34: I think right wounded sorry.

00:46:36: Oh, it wounded yeah about

00:46:38: the same Jesus Christ.

00:46:39: man what?

00:46:41: Sorry you just got hit by a giant.

00:46:43: no

00:46:44: tree wounds treat ones takes care of wounded.

00:46:47: oh Shit all right now.

00:46:48: mine then your good you live forever.

00:46:51: well

00:46:52: Tim did you want to ask send or a question?

00:46:57: Yeah, he did actually.

00:46:58: so If we're gonna try to do another ten minutes here because I can heal every Ten Minutes, Because of Another Feet That i have that.

00:47:04: I Can't Find Continual Recovery?

00:47:06: I think it is

00:47:07: yeah.

00:47:08: so I can treat wounds again in ten minutes.

00:47:10: So um...I say let's Try To risk It at another ten.

00:47:19: Um hey you don't need to convince me give Me help.

00:47:22: Yeah,

00:47:23: I need some

00:47:24: help.

00:47:24: Is anyone Else Down Cuz I can Technically

00:47:27: No I'm good.

00:47:29: Okay, all right.

00:47:30: So it's just sand or yes.

00:47:31: Yeah It seems so as he's like treating you another seventeen on the dice and other crit Oh my gosh Like a sendora at a Ringo seem to really have it out for you.

00:47:45: Did you know them?

00:47:48: I don't why they were targeting you very specifically.

00:47:52: They don't like people

00:47:54: who don't

00:47:54: follow their

00:47:55: ways.

00:47:59: Jake would cost jake.

00:48:01: Would I have any idea if this guy actually personally knew who?

00:48:04: I was

00:48:07: roll

00:48:07: me a. Roll me society

00:48:12: Society.

00:48:13: not bad

00:48:15: my man has an aim.

00:48:18: Your man hasn't name.

00:48:20: well that was a ten on the die for a twenty nine.

00:48:27: He appears to be very strong and capable like Militaristic yeah, that kind of thing.

00:48:38: So he looks like you have probably has some renown.

00:48:43: But do you know?

00:48:44: You don't

00:48:44: recall

00:48:45: his name or anything.

00:48:46: Like that now the not that you personally knew him.

00:48:49: but No, you pretty much at the nail in the head there like they saw you and then your a defector of Joe's.

00:48:55: yeah so Yeah.

00:48:59: And another ten minutes goes by Tim

00:49:01: Yep, so that would be or is it ten fourteen seventeen forty seven

00:49:07: Thank goodness.

00:49:08: Okay.

00:49:09: Oh

00:49:10: That's very good as Chonky

00:49:13: Halfway through those ten minutes you hear another.

00:49:17: All right fine we'll go help

00:49:21: him.

00:49:21: Say during this time though like Ambrose like he's Kind of like inspecting certain things, but he's shaking a little bit.

00:49:28: Like once the specter, The War Wraith kind disappeared and dismissed... He is kinda you know that scene when we see someone And they're like oh yes no I'm fine But their hand is shaking A LITTLE BIT Like his nerves are slightly wracked

00:49:47: for a moment

00:49:48: Before getting back together as He hears the coughing, but he's kind of standing off right now.

00:49:57: Um...he has Luca kinda standing guard just to make

00:50:02: sure

00:50:03: no one is gonna try and get us from behind?

00:50:05: Yeah okay

00:50:09: I did have one more question

00:50:10: for you Sandor.

00:50:12: Yes

00:50:14: It seems as if my knowledge of Haringa was a bit rusty But when that Haringan did become large it reminded me about an ability Most if not all possessed.

00:50:27: do can you do this as well?

00:50:30: As you asked that question he actually genuinely looks disgusted and He just looks at him goes.

00:50:36: I have no pact with your scar

00:50:38: II

00:50:49: meant to know offense.

00:50:50: Just every advantage we could ever come back

00:50:52: is good one And also of a player character.

00:50:55: had that ability would be a little broken.

00:51:01: Yeah, Tim your Garn's knowledge of this and you guys the I mean that Dwarven history, you know good generations stuff.

00:51:10: again You would know that like The legend is that?

00:51:13: They're Rengar.

00:51:14: people have these innate abilities because Of their faith to Droscar.

00:51:21: Is it droscar not Drascari?

00:51:22: am i saying around?

00:51:23: yeah drows car.

00:51:24: yet if you are a worshipper your ure droscari Like, you're a people group.

00:51:30: You know what I mean?

00:51:31: To be

00:51:31: confused with Drascari which is the demon...

00:51:34: No!

00:51:36: The Locus-headed Demon

00:51:38: Oh my god yeah So yea but yea so the entire Him being aberrant around you guys means that like there was some sort of severing Not only from his people But form like the God That His People are connected to on game spiritual level.

00:51:57: Yea Yeah, like powers.

00:52:00: Um...

00:52:02: So yeah!

00:52:05: Alright let's go help this coffin guy!

00:52:06: Okay!

00:52:09: Carving!

00:52:11: Ambrose are you requiring any attention?

00:52:13: You

00:52:14: don't seem well No I'm fine.

00:52:21: just seeing a bit of a ghost from my past i suppose

00:52:25: You knew that being that you called

00:52:28: Yes he is if you could call it a

00:52:33: Well,

00:52:34: an old relative of mine.

00:52:38: But it feels whenever I sink into such abilities my mind just kind of wanders for a bit.

00:52:49: and seeing this scholar triad in person so close again... ...I'm either itching to battle or disgust is feeling

00:52:59: right now.

00:53:01: It's the first you've fought them since you ran as long ago.

00:53:07: Yes, it's been quite a while since I probably since I

00:53:12: was that

00:53:13: two months at least before I reach breach ill That I encountered

00:53:19: a few

00:53:20: there were on my tail.

00:53:22: But this point.

00:53:24: This was just something certainly wells up.

00:53:28: I feel the rage from so many things coming in at once and its kind of overtakes

00:53:34: me.

00:53:37: We all certainly have a lot to be angry about.

00:53:40: It is well-deserved

00:53:41: But we fuck

00:53:42: that here.

00:53:44: Oh yes, it just doesn't seem to get any easier.

00:53:46: at the same time I... I'd rather be making music and not bloodshed but

00:53:52: yeah

00:53:53: i am.

00:53:55: I

00:53:55: know- I don't know yet if my anger is well placed here.

00:54:03: Is there a world place yet?

00:54:04: What...?

00:54:06: I'm hopeful that my family's still out there.

00:54:09: If Not!

00:54:17: Perhaps we can keep each other aloft at this point.

00:54:53: Did you not know who he was?

00:54:55: Never met him.

00:54:57: Well, I'm a-I'm just shocked that his round has not reached down here.

00:55:01: He's uh... So Benson of the house black

00:55:06: The cake,

00:55:06: the cloak That he wore And THE KICK THAT HE HAD!

00:55:11: THE CLOKE THAT HE WORE!

00:55:13: They agree that he had

00:55:15: That old Benson always carrying

00:55:17: around that cake.

00:55:17: It's good luck, Cake

00:55:22: Sounds handsome.

00:55:22: It sounds like you had a huge hug

00:55:26: I think conodically.

00:55:27: yes The mantle that he bore it carries respect and responsibility, i have no doubt He will join us again when he is able And then You should be able to see first-hand what he's truly

00:55:43: capable of.

00:55:44: Yes, and Then he Will take back all the magical items you took from his corpse.

00:55:50: It's not

00:55:50: dead, it just went away.

00:55:52: Kickass!

00:55:53: Sorry that somebody made for him.

00:55:59: If any thank you.

00:56:00: he might have heard one of his songs of renown.

00:56:04: Ah yes well I don't know if travelling bars come this far down

00:56:08: here?

00:56:08: That is true.

00:56:09: No,

00:56:10: probably not.

00:56:10: Wait till Garn dies!

00:56:12: Alright who said that?

00:56:16: Alright let's actually go.

00:56:17: help this guy

00:56:17: out.

00:56:18: Dude is dying over there.

00:56:19: Let's Go.

00:56:22: You open up the door and inside you see triple decker bunk beds with lumpy mattresses fill every corner of his room Other than the beds, The room contains rags, tattered clothing, lumpy soap and a couple of low quality combs with some broken teeth.

00:56:46: Broken teeth on the combs not broken teeth just lying about them.

00:56:48: Oh okay

00:56:49: I was trying really like what the fuck?

00:56:51: Broken teeth

00:56:52: just going around?

00:56:53: Yeah that's a weird sentence.

00:56:57: so when you walk in there is guy who is in the far corner.

00:57:02: he's unlike the bottom bunk And when you open up the door, he's like, please.

00:57:07: Water!

00:57:09: Water... By.

00:57:11: these beds look marvelous.

00:57:13: Some of them look exactly shaped for my lumpy body.

00:57:17: Excuse me.

00:57:18: So

00:57:18: we're putting a tetris piece together?

00:57:21: I heard you out there for thirty minutes.

00:57:26: I'm so thirsty.

00:57:28: Nobody likes an eavesdropper

00:57:32: That right.

00:57:35: Give the man some water, would you?

00:57:39: The only thing I have in my bag is Forloka.

00:57:44: I'll take it!

00:57:46: He's laying on his bed and he's like, sick.

00:57:50: give it to

00:57:52: me It was forloka before they redid ingredients so didn't kill people.

00:58:00: So this guy that you see Older guy probably mid-forties, but he is in rags.

00:58:10: Barely a loincloth,

00:58:11: pretty much.

00:58:11: I was really like... He's an older guy!

00:58:13: Mid forties!

00:58:14: Mid Forties?

00:58:16: In the

00:58:16: loincloths?!

00:58:17: I'm

00:58:17: in my mid thirties.

00:58:18: that still old But this is clearly a slave.

00:58:24: and he just did not ...he said before you guys actually walked it so we didn't see who were necessarily.

00:58:35: Uh, so who approaches him first?

00:58:40: Probably not a great idea for sand order to

00:58:41: approach him.

00:58:43: Garnessed Kezra had to give them some water.

00:58:46: They're here to help me out.

00:58:47: Oh Jesus

00:58:47: Christ!

00:58:48: I only have wine.

00:58:53: Fine just anything.

00:58:56: Whoa Does anybody have any water?

00:58:59: He's just

00:58:59: tuxing the wine away.

00:59:04: Nambrous will go over and get him water.

00:59:12: Fine...just

00:59:13: Please he's got his hand out like.

00:59:17: is that the lights kind of shining in his eyes?

00:59:18: There was no light in here, so I'm just signing it as I do.

00:59:21: It's just like So heat and takes it from you start such a guzzle.

00:59:30: Oh Sorry my throat i'll get back to work soon And you can tell he's Got Like A recent burn wound on His face Whip.

00:59:39: He still got some like soot

00:59:42: Burned From Like An Acid Acidic whip.

00:59:46: Possibly there you look in the.

00:59:50: there seems to be some of that like on his back and his chest.

00:59:52: It seems like what happened to his face.

00:59:54: However was by fire Because they're still so.

00:59:57: it's like on only unlike is neck and

01:00:00: mouth.

01:00:02: I got a fellow, I don't think he understand What's going on here?

01:00:05: You know your working no longer.

01:00:08: He'd liberate

01:00:08: you.

01:00:11: His eyes sort of adjusts up the light.

01:00:12: any sees you all these late I am free.

01:00:18: Well, yes So chained

01:00:23: Uh well i have these and he imposes.

01:00:28: He sits up And you can see there's manacles on his feet.

01:00:31: Um

01:00:31: embers will take care of those with a thieving check.

01:00:36: Okay um it's pretty simple.

01:00:37: so You don't mean to have to roll in that.

01:00:39: but he he's just like.

01:00:40: oh God don't be praised!

01:00:43: I I owe him any blessing all over.

01:00:46: Did you get everyone else?

01:00:48: Yeah, more.

01:00:51: Yes and the... You haven't seen the rest of them in The Forge

01:00:55: Room.

01:00:57: We just got here.

01:00:58: No noise!

01:01:00: We've just out here killed three people all right.

01:01:04: Oh Right there.

01:01:07: And he goes to the door that's open.

01:01:10: then He points to the Door Just across the way on the western side.

01:01:14: Okay Yeah, it's right.

01:01:16: There is the forwards.

01:01:17: you can hear them working Can't you?

01:01:19: and the whole time?

01:01:20: You've heard ting ting ting of metal being

01:01:24: worked.

01:01:25: What are they making?

01:01:26: do know as far as I know just weapons.

01:01:33: It just since.

01:01:34: simple weapons swords hammers axes.

01:01:41: We appreciate the information.

01:01:42: what to ask here?

01:01:43: you

01:01:46: on but my name is Brennick.

01:01:50: Tell me are you recently wed and ran away from your lover or now in prison

01:01:54: here?

01:01:56: No, I wish.

01:01:57: I was married.

01:01:58: to do any single single friends

01:02:01: You should take a bath first

01:02:03: just rescuing you.

01:02:06: Maybe

01:02:09: maybe they'll like it a pheromone maxing.

01:02:11: no

01:02:13: wait for those blisters to clear up.

01:02:15: get your ass in a tub

01:02:19: Free man.

01:02:20: All

01:02:24: right, we're just gonna let this guy go.

01:02:26: Right?

01:02:28: I think that cuz the way up is like pretty self-explanatory.

01:02:31: i think right.

01:02:33: Yeah It's literally.

01:02:34: it's not even that far away from the dwarven cities are

01:02:36: just afraid of him getting picked up by one Of those roaming guards.

01:02:40: oh yeah crop guard or something.

01:02:44: Just use caution

01:02:49: You'll find yourself... I don't know if you saw the way down here, but you will find yourselves in an old broken tavern.

01:02:55: Just go

01:02:56: up and head to the

01:02:58: northeast where we should find Sanctuary within this city.

01:03:02: If you are... I would say Go To The Temple Ask for Stoneborn.

01:03:11: He Will Take

01:03:11: Care Of You.

01:03:13: So wait what?

01:03:15: So I just go out here and then that way, he points to the north.

01:03:20: Oh where are you from?

01:03:24: You know what... I did you fantasy name generators for a name but think about where you'd

01:03:29: be from.

01:03:29: I'm from Philly!

01:03:38: What's the place like Russia?

01:03:41: The Land of the Norm Kings area?

01:03:43: No, no that's not.

01:03:45: That is the Viking

01:03:45: place.

01:03:46: I was thinking

01:03:46: about the um... The... ...Finder City with Vampire.

01:03:56: Oh shit!

01:03:57: What has that called?

01:03:58: Oh yeah

01:04:00: It's not Tuss fail.

01:04:00: Bobo

01:04:04: Must be on my lower.

01:04:06: I really need to get back.

01:04:07: You guys remember that app where you could have like Pathfinder?

01:04:10: Oostalaw.

01:04:11: Oostala, I remember reading in the Dave Gross books because one of them was an oostalab.

01:04:16: he would talk about how they seasoned all their food with way too much garlic To fend off unknown vampires.

01:04:23: It's pretty cool!

01:04:26: That is cool i liked it.

01:04:29: So yeah.

01:04:30: so uh he says that hes from Oostalal.

01:04:32: gosh

01:04:34: This poor fellow.

01:04:35: I have no idea where he is or where.

01:04:36: He's going.

01:04:37: i feel as if we must escort him at least Atleast a stone born to fasten,

01:04:46: I mean you could just wait for us by the stairs.

01:04:52: So maybe stay in

01:04:54: here for now.

01:04:56: Yes, so at least it leased without shackles on anyone else.

01:05:00: We free can run over here and they Can all go.

01:05:03: was a group?

01:05:05: It's good idea.

01:05:08: Up to you.

01:05:09: stay here for now.

01:05:10: You are not a

01:05:11: land that is very far away from your home.

01:05:14: What how what where?

01:05:16: Is this

01:05:17: deep beneath the earth even the minds of

01:05:20: Moria?

01:05:26: Well,

01:05:26: I'm gonna

01:05:29: completely leave every universe.

01:05:30: Gary

01:05:31: dug too deep.

01:05:34: See,

01:05:34: Sandori's like, Gandalf why are you so short?

01:05:40: Fly ya boos!

01:05:43: So yeah when we knew tell him that he was deep below because this is below the five kings mountains.

01:05:49: He just said oh no it's so far from home

01:05:54: and so far...

01:05:56: Yes friend most of us in Istanbul were tied.

01:06:00: who

01:06:00: was taken by the triad?

01:06:02: I am

01:06:03: far from

01:06:03: Homer's world.

01:06:05: We will get through this together, I promise.

01:06:08: Oh if you think-I should just wait here... ...I can do that but i would really love to just get around people who aren't gonna beat me and starve me!

01:06:19: You know?

01:06:20: Well

01:06:30: not exactly underneath of it If you go up there is civilization But don't pass the barrier onto them.

01:06:35: no author If you had some Dorothy Easton, like I said.

01:06:39: You go to the temple we'll see.

01:06:40: Frastin.

01:06:40: I mean there's a nice tablet.

01:06:41: if you want to go on a spot.

01:06:42: He flicks up of gold coin and could just have a pint before he goes.

01:06:45: see him

01:06:47: We're like

01:06:48: undead city.

01:06:52: Actually how would good just go straight-to-him.

01:06:54: actually it do avoid any possible being picked up by corrupt people.

01:06:59: All right, so he's like got options Okay.

01:07:06: Okay fine fine I can do that.

01:07:08: um okay So just walk out here and walk up the stairs.

01:07:11: then yeah, and he starts walking up to stairs.

01:07:15: Oh, I

01:07:16: see He goes through the door And he turns around as he gets like just past the door and he's Like Wow i really want to thank you guys.

01:07:26: As if against a walk The two statues begin to... Oh, gosh.

01:07:29: Damn it!

01:07:31: What?

01:07:31: Those

01:07:32: statues?!

01:07:34: Yep.

01:07:35: Dang.

01:07:37: Ron!

01:07:39: We didn't check this.

01:07:39: if he had any magical item on him that might be tying them into the place.

01:07:45: Or the fact that its probably a trap that triggers every time

01:07:48: you go through the world.

01:07:51: That too.

01:07:55: So those statues begin move and he goes

01:08:00: What's going

01:08:00: on?

01:08:00: All right, see you just wanted to run.

01:08:05: I mean wait where did he say that?

01:08:07: No tell him to come

01:08:08: back inside.

01:08:09: He was like ten feet past the door.

01:08:11: Oh okay oh come back come back

01:08:13: Come Back Inside.

01:08:15: He stumbles backwards.

01:08:18: What is going here?

01:08:20: And when he stumbles into the room The stone statues stepped down onto the floor.

01:08:26: They just step back up.

01:08:28: Okay Okay, reset.

01:08:30: All right good

01:08:31: all right.

01:08:31: can I make an arcana check on that?

01:08:34: Uh yeah go

01:08:35: ahead That was unexpected.

01:08:40: i mean i saw the statues in the map and i was like well they didn't kill us when we walked in.

01:08:45: Let me about that.

01:08:47: oh it's cuz.

01:08:49: Sandor said the password.

01:08:50: Welcome to the house

01:08:52: Teldrasskari

01:08:54: Tim fourteen

01:08:56: plus twenty

01:08:57: three That

01:08:59: is thirty seven.

01:09:01: Yeah, the password that you said not only unlock unlocked a door It made us so that with stone golems did not immediately attack.

01:09:07: You all huh?

01:09:09: So he just said the password with him and then

01:09:12: yeah I'll say it was all your heart i think mm-hmm.

01:09:15: Mm-hmm i will give them The Password That i totally remember.

01:09:20: Have to save with oligarch hot

01:09:22: live left lives

01:09:23: for A second.

01:09:24: He Was Just saying professed the faith but you Say it in like Dwarves.

01:09:27: So we have to like,

01:09:29: practice it for like twenty minutes.

01:09:31: Yeah.

01:09:32: Professor the Faith!

01:09:34: Professor the faith and he's like

01:09:36: okay... You guys just deep inside

01:09:37: into your chest!

01:09:39: Yes yes!

01:09:44: Professor

01:09:45: The Faith!

01:09:47: And then as he continues walking He keeps going.

01:09:51: professor The faith,

01:09:53: profess

01:09:53: the faith.

01:09:54: And he walks and then just starts going up to stairs.

01:09:58: You can hear it echo down the stairs as you keep going up.

01:10:00: Hey!

01:10:01: As longs its that easy apparently, so...

01:10:04: Xander looks at a Kezren.

01:10:06: He's like man.

01:10:07: imagine having to walk home.

01:10:08: Pfft user.

01:10:11: Tell me how y'all

01:10:17: this mean?

01:10:18: To those who rescue

01:10:21: I didn't say it too him.

01:10:24: Hey, we've been

01:10:25: on the road a long time.

01:10:26: We got to get our giggles in.

01:10:30: I Have I bet all I put

01:10:31: on this right along

01:10:32: time.

01:10:35: i'd say it's been awhile like two days maybe

01:10:41: All right.

01:10:41: so you send Brenig up to safety.

01:10:46: he's gonna go find your cousin.

01:10:49: What door do you guys want to open now?

01:10:52: So they had said uh, even indicated the doors to the west seem to be where things are happening.

01:10:59: Yeah like right here There's two other doors too The norths that seemed to go into some small rooms and then there is a door to the south.

01:11:08: Oh!

01:11:08: There was an open door to this south.

01:11:10: What?

01:11:13: The door just opened randomly The

01:11:14: idea of it as a ghost.

01:11:16: You

01:11:16: know I was actually thinking going through the South anyways because its those doors thats further away from others.

01:11:23: Okay,

01:11:24: and maybe we have like the opportunity to pick off a couple more baddies before We just let everyone loose.

01:11:30: Oh yeah definitely because I it's one of those things Like you can charge after the main guy.

01:11:35: but i had feeling where don't get jumped like so freaking fast.

01:11:38: Yeah

01:11:38: all right fine with oneself.

01:11:44: Gotta take a peek

01:11:46: And sender are you still down?

01:11:48: I mean, i'm down like twenty some hit points.

01:11:51: Okay?

01:11:52: I think during that conversation because we had a pretty extended conversation with him... ...I would have done another heal and go for a lighter DC just so I could basically guarantee it.

01:12:04: And I crit.

01:12:05: So not even twenty some its actually just twenty

01:12:08: Just twenty.

01:12:08: okay as long they don't roll absolute

01:12:10: garbage.

01:12:11: Yeah you got it back Sweet

01:12:13: sweet Alright!

01:12:16: You want to get into the room of this house.

01:12:18: Yep As you open up the door, you hear... ...the noise of this cranking.

01:12:30: It's constant here and when you opened it gets louder.

01:12:35: When you open-up the door You see what appears to be a modified wheel from a grain mill sits on a slab in its room attached to chain connected to large complex mechanical contraption.

01:12:52: You find, uh... See?

01:12:58: There are nine slaves in this room churning this thing constantly.

01:13:05: Just pushing it around and around And their feet are bloody and blistered.

01:13:12: Their hands are raw They're sweating profusely.

01:13:17: It looks like they have not stopped for hours upon our days maybe.

01:13:23: And when you open up the door, they're like... What now?

01:13:29: Leave us alone!

01:13:31: It's time to go.

01:13:33: We need to

01:13:33: move fast.

01:13:35: What?!

01:13:36: If your value in

01:13:36: life will come with us.

01:13:38: Wait wait wait.

01:13:39: if it stops what we are doing someone is gonna

01:13:40: notice.

01:13:41: That's a good point Kessra.

01:13:45: Keep working!

01:13:46: Crackle

01:13:47: it!

01:13:49: Don't do anything or keep doing what you're doing.

01:13:53: I'll be back for you.

01:13:58: Two dwarves in the party.

01:14:00: roll me a religion check.

01:14:04: I don't think I'm so good at that boss.

01:14:08: Actually, no, I'm actually pretty good though.

01:14:10: Oh,

01:14:11: I was really

01:14:11: garbage.

01:14:12: it's twenty four

01:14:14: That's this second fourteen-year old Tim.

01:14:15: fourteen and nineteen thirty

01:14:20: three.

01:14:22: You realize that this device does not seem to have a use.

01:14:26: In fact, your understanding of Drosgar gives you the key into some sort of device as an ultra-devoted to Droscar A device built solely on honoring the Taskmaster deity with pointless grueling labor provided by Unfortunate Slaves.

01:14:53: It's

01:14:53: it?

01:14:54: so yeah Yeah, there is not really a point to this device.

01:15:01: Nobody's gonna notice if it stops moving.

01:15:04: What?

01:15:06: No they said as the forest goes cold Then we all die.

01:15:12: That what they told you.

01:15:15: But no your lying to us now I know your tricks.

01:15:21: You know how about that.

01:15:23: he points to uh Um, Gorn.

01:15:26: They'll trust you tell them.

01:15:30: Listen to me... You are not where you think

01:15:32: you are.

01:15:33: Yeah they're pretty confused by the whole thing.

01:15:35: yeah

01:15:37: Not what do you think?

01:15:38: We have come from above To liberate you to free your form this place.

01:15:45: You must memorize this dwarven incantation very quickly and make a way out of here.

01:15:50: or also stone guardians on the Way Out will kill

01:15:52: you.

01:15:53: But you must catch up to your friend.

01:15:55: I'll probably leave his name as Brennick.

01:15:57: Do you know him?

01:15:59: Uh, yes-yes he was badly burned in the face.

01:16:03: Yes!

01:16:03: He is on his way out.

01:16:04: Catch up with him.

01:16:06: Seek out Frost and Stoneborn.

01:16:10: You went one of the dwarves cause... Frust?

01:16:13: Yes uh..I remember Frost And he was One of those first people that met me & my wife when we were under city.

01:16:20: Wait!

01:16:21: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO RAN AWAY FROM

01:16:23: HIS

01:16:23: WIFE.

01:16:24: AND NOW YOU HAVE MET THIS FATE BECAUSE OF YOUR Adulterous ways.

01:16:30: What?

01:16:31: And the gambling?

01:16:32: I know about your gas sports betting.

01:16:37: I just...I was just trying to be smart with money, I don't gamble!

01:16:42: Well anyways yes we're still in this city but it's underground.

01:16:45: come quickly

01:16:48: Do you remember his name?

01:16:50: Uh hold on

01:16:52: have

01:16:52: a rune down

01:16:53: Barney.

01:16:55: No

01:16:58: Barney Robo

01:17:02: Barney Rubble's a great

01:17:03: forcing.

01:17:04: Oh, yeah Timothy Timothy dick cheese.

01:17:06: I forgot about it.

01:17:09: Who

01:17:09: could forget

01:17:10: somebody we met in the bar?

01:17:12: He was like out on the street to be called back up.

01:17:16: Zamaq.

01:17:16: yes Zimaq Yes, so Mark

01:17:19: is all coming back to me.

01:17:22: So Zimac he is uh...he is Delighted and he goes.

01:17:29: Thank you.

01:17:29: Thank You dog.

01:17:30: be praised I can get back to my honeymoon!

01:17:32: Wait.

01:17:33: Remember, you have say... ...I profess the faith or these stone statues will kill you.

01:17:38: Mercedes Duovic

01:17:40: You gotta mean it.

01:17:42: Okay!

01:17:45: I'm coming home wife!

01:17:47: And i'll see you guys next time.

01:17:58: How funny would it be if we didn't notice and kept sending these slaves out?

01:18:01: And then at the end of this entire thing, he just

01:18:03: walked down a

01:18:04: pile of bodies.

01:18:06: Oh no!

01:18:07: I really considered walking up to him getting smacked in the hole.

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Actual play podcast of the Pathfinder 2e, Age of Ashes adventure path produced by Paizo.
Five nerdy best friends who love to play pretend with dice!

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