The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:30: When you guys were growing up or in school, did you ever have to deal with going through something where you would eat so much of one particular food item that now your just like... That's it?

00:00:44: I can't do anymore.

00:00:47: Baloney.

00:00:48: Balony!

00:00:50: Or are you saying that i'm baloney?

00:00:52: You're baloney.

00:00:52: No

00:00:52: no.

00:00:53: I mean.. That was beside the point.

00:00:55: okay It is not talking about you Jake.

00:00:56: alright Let us talk me and this baloney right.

00:01:00: My mom got a very specific brand of baloney that had like, you know the red ring.

00:01:06: Oh!

00:01:06: Yeah yeah yeah.

00:01:07: The

00:01:09: good kind?

00:01:10: It was the good kind.

00:01:11: Arculate-the-good kind yes however just had it so much That I think since i moved out...I've only had once

00:01:21: And..it wasn't to try and be like.

00:01:23: oh yeah that's good.

00:01:25: That's

00:01:28: why I don't have it, because yeah.

00:01:29: It's fine!

00:01:33: I'm weird and just funny-I go through this with Rebecca all the time Because she sours on something we've eaten multiple times like in an instant She'll still go from my favorite meal We will have her three times And then...she'll look at it and be done but not eating this anymore.

00:01:50: But that is where i come in.

00:01:52: If I like something I'll eat it forever.

00:01:55: Like, I don't think i've ever had that experience of like... ...I've eaten something so much and I didn't

00:01:59: want to.

00:02:00: Oh wow!

00:02:01: And then goes for someone who would eat ramen every day for two years.

00:02:09: Never got tired of it.

00:02:10: just top ramen as a teenager because if you cook this it's easy but delicious.

00:02:15: So yeah never have the experience.

00:02:17: If I like something, I'll eat it no matter what.

00:02:20: I've had a experience where I ate way too much of something because when...I was younger my grandfather would always come whenever he'd visit.

00:02:28: For some reason.

00:02:29: i have no idea why maybe with something from his childhood He would always bring cantaloupe Like two cantaloupes and you cut them up And we'd have for breakfast.

00:02:37: yeah so cool

00:02:38: So much cantalope one morning?

00:02:40: Uh..i just vomited all over

00:02:42: the house.

00:02:43: What?!

00:02:45: Yeah And to this day, I still love it.

00:02:48: So

00:02:51: Yeah Never heard of that.

00:02:53: I have absolutely told you that story before.

00:02:56: It's so wow because the talking about my dad has is allergic to whatever is in melon I know, and it's like Mellon is like...

00:03:07: No.

00:03:08: It actually a couple of people liked that too.

00:03:11: Yeah but you know, Mellone was like what?

00:03:13: Ninety-five percent water or something crazy.

00:03:14: And he says it smells good!

00:03:17: He would probably taste nice But it makes him sick every time.

00:03:22: So just saying that reminded me That kind of sucks.

00:03:27: Yeah i think in PA around the time when he was growing up Cuz can't you can a lot.

00:03:32: I think a lot of people are cantaloupe in PA.

00:03:34: It's like the.

00:03:35: it was like the fancy fruit at that time

00:03:37: Yeah, just like cultural or something yeah?

00:03:40: So I love it Kelly.

00:03:42: go to hell

00:03:44: I Mean.

00:03:44: there's only one good melon if not anything besides.

00:03:47: watermelon is like.

00:03:48: what do you waste your time

00:03:49: with?

00:03:51: I Think it all right depends on the cantaloupes.

00:03:53: be honest

00:03:54: it wildly Depends on how good them out.

00:03:56: I'll eat cantalope like once a season and i'll Be Like.

00:03:59: That was fine, and then I'll never ever want it again.

00:04:04: So that is

00:04:04: my well.

00:04:05: I've had my cantaloupe.

00:04:06: so the that's your too much food.

00:04:07: just having cantaloupes once

00:04:09: no

00:04:13: Say that is the big difference.

00:04:14: It's like the same thing.

00:04:15: i'm actually with kelly on a lot of this because i art i can eat The Same Thing over And Over and Over and keep doing it Like i do not care i mean?

00:04:23: its how i usually get through meal prep most Of Time.

00:04:26: but

00:04:26: yeah Yeah.

00:04:27: But i mean I can get bored, but it's not like.

00:04:31: And then sometimes all go.

00:04:32: let me try it up and I'll spice it up a little bit differently by.

00:04:36: yeah there is foods I kind of detest about.

00:04:41: It's

00:04:41: not because i've eaten so often

00:04:43: right?

00:04:43: Is that just...I

00:04:44: don't like

00:04:45: it.

00:04:45: have you guys had watermelon steak

00:04:49: grill like grilling it on something or no?

00:04:52: mm-hmm Yeah

00:04:54: Okay So No

00:04:56: sounds good.

00:04:57: I made before.

00:04:58: um actually want to make again.

00:05:00: But basically, you just slice watermelon into steak-thick pieces.

00:05:08: I'm pretty sure the process is that you salt them heavily and put soy sauce on it then leave in the fridge overnight And they turn to

00:05:15: this fleshy

00:05:16: texture.

00:05:17: That's very similar with steak.

00:05:20: Then you grill because of the soy sauce and the salt.

00:05:24: It kind of tastes like steak!

00:05:25: It's a stupid vegan hack but actually kinda good.

00:05:31: You're gonna be like, hey it's a material would have come over for steaks.

00:05:39: I Admittedly would like to try that but if ever started.

00:05:43: I'd be like fuck it.

00:05:43: I'm just eating the watermelon

00:05:48: Like most of people who run my company are all vegans.

00:05:50: so But they got catering and there was watermelon steak.

00:05:54: It was like in my first year there And i'll just like Is this watermelon?

00:05:57: And they were like, yeah.

00:05:58: All right I tried it and I was like holy crap This is good!

00:06:02: I had five pieces because there's just fucking water melon.

00:06:07: Is that when they branded your thigh with the word vegan?

00:06:10: Yup got one here When you

00:06:16: started to explain it, did sound like those rage bait videos where they're called tasty or whatever?

00:06:23: The Instagram account that the just make video is a piss-you off and give people an angry comment.

00:06:30: They just made the most disgusting looking meals.

00:06:34: That's what sounded when we started.

00:06:36: Oh I've seen

00:06:37: ragebait videos about this exact food item.

00:06:39: I'm pretty sure it was ragebait but...

00:06:42: I think he's fucking with us Like with the pizza and the chestnuts.

00:06:50: Literally just Google watermelon steak, and you'll see pictures of it.

00:06:54: You're like holy shit.

00:06:54: It looks kind of good.

00:06:55: Well

00:06:56: I don't know what your kink is Cal but i'm not good.

00:06:58: Oh my god.

00:07:02: oh wow yeah that does look like steak.

00:07:06: It's odd how that works.

00:07:08: Yeah, because

00:07:09: I had

00:07:11: it.

00:07:11: It was a friend's place that uh i was over and they did it like That but they had to like cubed up in like basically back into fridge And they were like you want try them?

00:07:19: Like sure.

00:07:20: and I was like this act pretty damn good!

00:07:22: I mean its so weird...it-its

00:07:24: weird!

00:07:25: Believe me Its weird cause ive had when their just like ah lets grill watermelon on there and it doesn't quite work But also kind of brings out the sugars in little bit too.

00:07:34: yeah so not terrible.

00:07:38: either way It's really hard to screw up.

00:07:43: If you take a piece of watermelon and you cure it, can you make watermelon baloney?

00:07:52: These are the questions I want answered.

00:07:56: Do we have a slicer that we could do this with?

00:08:01: We have technology!

00:08:10: Combine that many watermelons just to turn them into steaks will be weird.

00:08:15: Yeah, I have a whole market on.

00:08:17: That would just be a very strange selling point.

00:08:19: All right guys invest in my watermelon state company

00:08:24: Because we're gonna up suck all the leftovers for watermelon below.

00:08:28: yes exactly

00:08:31: Which even funnier is when you grind up watermelon it just turns into water.

00:08:33: so yeah doesn't work at anyway.

00:08:39: So one of the things that brought this up, I was talking with Hannah about how like... This is funny.

00:08:46: My stepdad told me stories when he was a kid and his mom would make so much spaghetti That him and two sisters had to find ways to eat it Because spaghetti was cheap and effective in filling meal And they were putting on bread.

00:09:01: They weren't like spaghetti sub Yeah, but apparently it was just like even those got too much.

00:09:11: Like there's so much spaghetti in the house that they were just like we can't even put on bread!

00:09:17: I

00:09:17: was gonna say i did that me and college.

00:09:20: definitely you know spaghetti is easy to do.

00:09:23: That sometimes will take away enough of sauce Put it into a pan kind browned more and then chop it up really fine.

00:09:30: And that I made like quesadillas with it, so i made this masterization of... Like oh okay let's just add green verde sauce on that boom or a verdict.

00:09:40: yeah just-

00:09:41: It worked!

00:09:41: Oh my god

00:09:42: That is amazing.

00:09:44: I would make horrible, horrible concoctions out of it Just because I was like..I don't feel like eating spaghetti but thats all I have.

00:09:51: Its

00:09:52: definitely the thing I'd think when im stoned.

00:09:55: I mean jeez you could just pay for spaghetti steak.

00:09:58: Yes.

00:09:59: Just had actually cheese slices one time, put it in a bun.

00:10:01: Tell me let's not be

00:10:03: fucking ridiculous here.

00:10:06: Talk about this spaghetti

00:10:07: case of the year please.

00:10:09: I chose the lightest spaghetti steak.

00:10:11: Watermelon steak?

00:10:12: I'll try.

00:10:12: Cube

00:10:13: it off as much as possible compress into a brick.

00:10:16: I mean you're good...

00:10:19: That's something in college.

00:10:20: that is where we get real creative with other things to do A lot.

00:10:26: I had a friend that we would, but we were very stoned.

00:10:29: But uh... We would take the Chinese food and put it on pizza?

00:10:35: That actually sounds fucking delicious!

00:10:36: Yeah It was really good especially because we're on another planet Uh..but yeah there's something to look back at And i looked like- That looks really weird if somebody is just watching us do this.

00:10:46: Are you putting Titan's food onto

00:10:49: pizza?!

00:10:51: I could wrap some crab rangoon in a slice of pizza.

00:10:53: That'd be good.

00:10:56: Oh, my goodness!

00:10:57: General's chicken?

00:10:57: Crab rangoon

00:10:59: goes everywhere.

00:11:00: I think i'm just really hungry because I haven't eaten dinner

00:11:02: and

00:11:03: oh that's right.

00:11:08: well let's sink our teeth into this episode.

00:11:12: last time you guys got to um... You finally finished off the uh three figures in a confrontation with, and you rescued the slave.

00:11:26: And then you opened up a door and found it... ...a bunch of other slaves one of them being The Missing Man Zamach who had run away from his honeymoon unfortunately um..and he found him!

00:11:40: He was so happy to get back to this newlywed life

00:11:45: but just like compared to forced labor I guess i'll go back.

00:11:49: my wife.

00:11:52: Oh, I forgot.

00:11:53: He was

00:11:53: like one ball change to the other

00:11:55: and

00:11:57: then everyone is laughing hysterical.

00:12:04: So i want to focus in on something.

00:12:07: during that fight though there was a point when uh The scarlet tried agent.

00:12:15: her name was thea so that was all right.

00:12:17: by the way you guys didn't ask Yeah, yeah.

00:12:19: She had a name tag when she was dominated.

00:12:22: you guys are asking her questions and Ambrose had come up And like got in her face.

00:12:28: I'm was like ask another question than the entire fight.

00:12:30: if anybody had looked over there Was some like innate rage?

00:12:34: He'd been pretty calm and collected until this moment and There was like this power surging through him and it was fueled by just some sort of deep anger.

00:12:43: right But i want to go back five minutes before that Fight In which all of you are looking around the house.

00:12:54: Sandor is looking in the second floor.

00:12:59: The other two of you, or look at him and your searching around And Ambrose had gone outside.

00:13:05: What we see Is that Ambroses go up to this door That goes into a basement.

00:13:13: As he walks back to tell you guys He starts seeing shadows Sorta popping up around them.

00:13:21: And you ever do that thing where like, You think you see something at the corner of your eye or you think a figure is poking out from behind.

00:13:29: It's in your peripheral but it's very visible for him and those figures don't really go away.

00:13:37: They seem to be almost reaching out But they won't come close enough to Ambrose.

00:13:48: The ebbing & writhing shapes call back by something as simple As light in this area.

00:13:56: take Ambrose Fred by my surprise for a second, but he feels some safety here in this place.

00:14:14: Kneeling and setting down his bag several black candles were retrieved and soon formed inside of the circle with few lines of chalk and occult markings.

00:14:33: The spectral figure of his personal guard takes point, gazing down at the aristocrat with a somber gaze before doing as he was told.

00:14:42: This is clearly not the first time he had witnessed this but every single time there was a twist in his soul and with a snap and a wave and a click of its fingers all of the candles are lit it once sending the shadows then bit of a frantic dance.

00:15:01: before settling They were curious at what this man was doing, or they could have at one point recognized the ritual if their minds still lucid and not focus on a constant gnawing hunger.

00:15:16: Holding small dagger in his palm, Ambrose squeezed until reddish skin became blemished when crimson hue of blood drops splattered onto unholy earth.

00:15:33: The wind began to swirl.

00:15:35: The candles dimmed for moment before changing from

00:15:42: orange to deep red.

00:15:48: Ambrose felt the chill of his

00:15:50: spine.

00:15:56: His eyes would open, no longer violet-eyes but pure silver, lips twitching as breathing soon hastens.

00:16:06: There

00:16:10: was a silence as the candles returned to normalcy—a single flicker through each as shadows dared shift a foot closer before floating back away.

00:16:22: They felt something coming, Ambrose began to speak in necromancy.

00:16:41: It was almost like a one-sided conversation for the man who laughed

00:16:45: at times and shook his head.

00:17:08: The

00:17:14: smile disappeared, turning into something close to annoyance and contempt before flipping back again.

00:17:34: Greetings Commander Gretel, long time.

00:17:39: Silence followed before a fit of

00:17:41: laughter.

00:17:41: You know me too well Please.

00:17:43: we all have the same goals and I appreciate any assistance

00:17:46: But we

00:17:47: put aside our differences to clear your name Of someone who wasn't killed by poison.

00:17:55: The feeling of rage washed over him Before it's decided.

00:17:58: Believe me they will pay soon And believe i'll know the cost And i'm prepared To see at paid... ...I

00:18:05: See you soon.

00:18:09: A smile returned as the flames turned green.

00:18:13: Who would he encounter now?

00:18:16: Necrol soon turned to Draconic.

00:18:29: What could be deemed as a shared laugh, but caused the Viscount to muse over a book you read in his library when he collected more of the occult knowledge of the

00:18:38: world.

00:18:43: The flames turn scarlet.

00:18:45: That chill returned to the point that he felt it within

00:18:48: his bones.

00:18:54: Fear gripped his heart, breathing speeding up to almost hyperventilating before letting out a growl in defiance.

00:19:02: Clearly He was being besieged by voices To The Point That His Hands Reached To His Ears To Drown Out The Concomitant.

00:19:13: More draconic Was Spoken As The Flames Grew Larger And Yet Produced No Reprieve From The Horror Shadows.

00:19:23: There was a moment that fear of spreading more and more before he finally calmed himself.

00:19:30: Silence followed, before his eyes opened again.

00:19:46: The candles glowed brightly... ...before finally being snuffed out.

00:19:51: Everything seemed to grow into silence.

00:19:54: Before finally Ambrose stood Cleaning off his clothes He looked down at the circle, before simply collecting the candles and casting prestidigitation to wipe the surface clean.

00:20:07: It looked just as it was.

00:20:10: Turning to Luka, Ambrose merely gave him a small smile before waving back his hand to follow.

00:20:15: They needed rest but no amount of sleep quelled that desire for vengeance.

00:20:24: Rusanov forced all his future in.

00:20:26: there would be blood.

00:20:33: let me go out.

00:20:34: And we still see there's like a twinge in Ambrose' eye from his interaction with this garlic triad agent.

00:20:43: Spooky!

00:20:43: Let's go through a mix of emotions.

00:20:47: right now It happens when you deal with beings from many other places

00:20:54: But they're all tied to him somehow.

00:20:59: Yeah,

00:21:00: it almost seems to transcend time and space.

00:21:07: Like, there's people from his past.

00:21:10: There are beings... From it seems like halfway across Glareon and then theres like Interplator- It literally sounds like theres interplanar stuff going on too!

00:21:19: Like

00:21:22: what?

00:21:22: Oh yeah So.. From here I want to focus in all the slaves that you guys had just freed.

00:21:33: Um so uh Zamak who is super happy to see you guys and also excited as I say, good back to his life with this new wife.

00:21:46: Anybody say congratulations?

00:21:47: Get him a wedding gift

00:21:48: is your freedom!

00:21:49: I'm

00:21:52: sure that was on the registry.

00:21:54: Wow!

00:21:55: I'd also accept money.

00:21:58: Here's gold piece.

00:22:01: So he... some of them are extremely weak.

00:22:08: The moment that you tell them to leave, they just stop and fall on the ground.

00:22:14: They're awake obviously if their conscious but they will most likely need help get out of here.

00:22:19: It might be worth it having him stay in this room.

00:22:24: Let's perhaps get into the room beds until at least rest up enough.

00:22:31: I'm down with

00:22:32: that game.

00:22:35: Yeah, because we don't want to be like oh right.

00:22:37: Just leave and then they just collapse in the statue room And you go into a pile of bodies.

00:22:42: We're like oh whoops

00:22:45: Yes get all them In bed chamber with all those flammable sheets.

00:22:48: Oh sorry that was the paragraph talking.

00:22:51: So

00:22:55: it would be good if I give him some rations

00:22:58: Whatever water

00:22:58: we have.

00:23:00: Give him couple torches so he's

00:23:01: not sitting there in darkness.

00:23:06: Go ahead.

00:23:08: He wants to do some medicine here, just to see their general

00:23:10: condition.

00:23:11: I'm the Medicine Man.

00:23:11: Yeah... I mean...

00:23:14: You're the Medicine man?

00:23:15: It's a bunch of people!

00:23:16: Medicine man!

00:23:21: Yeah yeah so you guys tell them that they don't need to work on it.

00:23:24: Like i said

00:23:24: last episode all he had was these Fortalucos.

00:23:30: Just crazy enough to work.

00:23:33: Shuck on this for loco and just run past those statues.

00:23:41: It will give you.

00:23:42: don't make it.

00:23:42: You might not care.

00:23:43: in

00:23:50: the end

00:23:56: I got a twenty seven, but i can treat four at once.

00:24:00: okay

00:24:03: that one person.

00:24:10: So you're looking over these guys and there's a female dwarf.

00:24:17: Her name is Ka, Ka Kenmore.

00:24:20: She is like not able to speak.

00:24:22: she's so weak.

00:24:25: her feet are blistered in dealing with infections.

00:24:30: So if that's something, is there something you can provide

00:24:34: here?

00:24:35: I'm gonna have the marvelous medicine.

00:24:36: so she's afflicted by any condition.

00:24:38: I could immediately make a counteract check against it.

00:24:45: Yeah Okay

00:24:46: If

00:24:46: you use-

00:24:47: It just automatically

00:24:48: supplied

00:24:49: when i do retreat movements.

00:24:50: yeah

00:24:50: Oh gosh okay!

00:24:51: If

00:24:51: uh...if you have a condition in mind they have

00:24:54: then I

00:24:55: can roll against it.

00:24:58: Um, it's just general-general infection.

00:25:00: like I said they've been sitting you know.

00:25:02: It feels fever on top of some other stuff.

00:25:05: Well i

00:25:05: got an A-twenty so four of them.

00:25:09: if had any sort of something its gone.

00:25:13: You're like well we have to amputate.

00:25:15: and she was like

00:25:15: Nah!

00:25:15: Just kidding!

00:25:16: If your strong enough they'll jump.

00:25:18: Ah as you see here I have this

00:25:20: magical medicine kit.

00:25:22: uh... Yes..it works.

00:25:25: Its amazing.

00:25:25: I sold once in the field.

00:25:27: Oh, that was a glorious day.

00:25:29: I think it got smashed

00:25:30: by an ogre not as unfortunate

00:25:33: but this one's in great condition.

00:25:38: She she's falling asleep because you're boring.

00:25:41: your boring story went off away

00:25:42: probably has relief from her Infection

00:25:44: and

00:25:45: her work of just the perfect thing.

00:25:55: You see

00:25:56: he is back at the summer.

00:25:57: Yeah,

00:26:07: exactly.

00:26:11: So yeah.

00:26:11: so they're all look like extremely tired and then they don't want to be in here.

00:26:15: Obviously the fact that they have like freedom.

00:26:17: They're like.

00:26:17: could you please?

00:26:18: Please if we can just leave I don't I don't know, some of us they beat quite badly.

00:26:31: And you look and yeah... Some have pretty nasty whip marks lots of things where they had just did pointless tortures and stuff like that.

00:26:42: You must have patience!

00:26:44: You MUST

00:26:45: hold out for a while longer.

00:26:48: Your needless toil is done.

00:26:50: The hard part now before you It's just awaiting.

00:26:54: I will say, if we do not come

00:26:56: back in...I don't

00:26:57: know.

00:26:58: Ten-twenty minutes?

00:27:00: Maybe thirty?

00:27:01: Just run.

00:27:02: Oh!

00:27:02: And uh... Oh and you have to say it what was its um..

00:27:09: We failed.

00:27:09: Uh

00:27:10: something I professed the faith.

00:27:11: Profess the faith over and over again when you've run through that course.

00:27:13: You're going

00:27:13: to say with conviction and yet just say it into Wavish

00:27:18: Yes

00:27:22: Have your Dwarven friend here teach you.

00:27:23: i think she

00:27:24: is well

00:27:25: never mind her sleep And she wakes

00:27:27: up.

00:27:31: Could I, could i weakened at Bernie's chair while she was asleep?

00:27:34: If you're up for us... Would that work?

00:27:36: Well

00:27:36: these two can also do the betrothalism.

00:27:43: Perfect!

00:27:44: Tell me if we would vault in any theater productions and high school.

00:27:50: Oh plenty..I did all

00:27:55: of

00:27:57: this plays.

00:28:07: Okay, so you just want them to wait and then go on the next room.

00:28:12: Yeah

00:28:12: We can't be scoring nine people out while there's still so much threats in this dungeon.

00:28:16: Oh my god.

00:28:19: Take a ten minute take it take a ten-minute rest while we're in there

00:28:23: All right.

00:28:27: So while they... Oh,

00:28:30: just recover your focus points or whatever you have in there.

00:28:35: Yeah yeah well I was gonna say this too because of the fact that You guys had taken ten minutes to do medicine on them anyway.

00:28:42: so i was going ask The other two don't feel like healing people?

00:28:47: What did you guys want?

00:28:48: Don't Feel Like Healing People?

00:28:51: That's really an option

00:28:54: completely indifferent.

00:28:55: just spitting

00:28:56: on

00:28:56: the really apathetic

00:29:00: he doesn't care.

00:29:03: in fact

00:29:03: you tired of it

00:29:07: rub some dirt.

00:29:11: I will make perception checks at the top two doors here.

00:29:16: see if i

00:29:17: know we also didn't officially.

00:29:19: do You know, in case there's any secret door

00:29:24: or anything like that.

00:29:25: Uh-oh.

00:29:26: Chest full of random loot put in there with the poor tortured souls?

00:29:30: Just always out of reach!

00:29:31: That's an incentive... There are corn dogs infront each

00:29:35: one of them.

00:29:36: Dang!

00:29:37: Each time they push it just gets further

00:29:39: away.

00:29:40: Corn

00:29:40: dog?!

00:29:40: The first time I had a corn dog was

00:29:42: watching

00:29:42: Scary Movie Three.

00:29:44: I don't know if you ever forget

00:29:46: that.

00:29:46: Oh yeah?

00:29:46: Great corn dog terrible movie.

00:29:48: Kelly who showed me the movie and who should be the corn

00:29:51: dog?

00:29:53: Wait a minute, was there maybe three of the one with whether?

00:29:56: were they aliens?

00:29:57: Yeah, she

00:29:57: has pretty good fucking

00:29:58: hilarious Dude

00:29:59: cock

00:30:00: cocking the shovel lives in my

00:30:04: loss.

00:30:05: Oh we're not so different.

00:30:07: peeing with his finger Cocking.

00:30:14: the show was the best part.

00:30:15: Think I think

00:30:18: I lost it so bad at that part.

00:30:20: I had to

00:30:20: pause the movie.

00:30:21: Also, we

00:30:33: should go out here maybe three again All right.

00:30:37: So yeah there's nothing else in that room.

00:30:42: Yeah, so why you guys are going and perceive All right, go ahead and give any roll perception.

00:31:00: So for the first door send or gets a thirty-three.

00:31:07: Okay I'll just carry that over to both of doors.

00:31:11: You go up in you put your ear to one And you don't hear anything in there.

00:31:16: Please smell some real stinky nutrients.

00:31:18: probably

00:31:19: he's back There.

00:31:21: it's the poops.

00:31:23: It's probably

00:31:25: the shit.

00:31:25: What kind of stinky?

00:31:26: Are we talking like poop stinky or like decay stinky?

00:31:31: Okay, poop stinky.

00:31:34: There is no one straining behind it.

00:31:38: Oh No its definitely shit.

00:31:40: You don't hear anyone

00:31:41: growl and tell me how

00:31:42: mean you're fine.

00:31:46: So if you open up those two doors they are in fact all

00:31:49: theirs.

00:31:49: then for loot

00:31:50: lavatories.

00:31:52: They always had the good stuff.

00:31:56: There's no loot, but occasionally there's booty.

00:32:01: God

00:32:01: thanks.

00:32:02: That might be the funniest thing you ever said to

00:32:05: me.

00:32:05: I got a thirty six for two doors down below.

00:32:08: Hey, I still have one door to go.

00:32:14: Oh so

00:32:20: No,

00:32:22: no.

00:32:23: Both of them do.

00:32:23: yeah All right.

00:32:25: so Kezra you go down to.

00:32:26: there's like a little fifteen foot fifteen by ten-foot hallway with two doors.

00:32:32: So you go up to it and he said a thirty six.

00:32:37: Okay You put your ear up to the store And The noise Of the hammering and clanging and stop hitting metal.

00:32:47: hitting metal Becomes extremely loud.

00:32:50: You hear people in pain and suffering.

00:32:53: you hear that there's like an intense heat coming off the door.

00:32:59: You know how they tell, if it was a fire to not put your hand on handle?

00:33:03: Like feel when he puts his ear up this doors.

00:33:05: hot and intense heat is behind this door.

00:33:10: Additionally...you hear voice A low burning guttural voice.

00:33:21: What languages do use this?

00:33:26: Okay.

00:33:27: Common draconic

00:33:28: I'm calling it

00:33:30: if he even speaks draconics.

00:33:36: No, I speak common.

00:33:41: Oh my gosh okay You do or not learn it either?

00:33:47: yeah So this voice just seems to be repeating the same thing.

00:33:56: go over and over again.

00:34:00: Furthermore, you hear these heavy metal-chained footsteps.

00:34:12: Chicking!

00:34:14: You can sit there for long enough that you hear it almost patrolling because it comes closer then goes away... But

00:34:22: the voice is the same as...?

00:34:23: Can I

00:34:24: roll society to determine what What the language is even if I don't

00:34:29: understand it?

00:34:31: It's definitely Dwarvish.

00:34:32: Oh,

00:34:34: okay So yeah

00:34:35: you probably heard him.

00:34:36: You know.

00:34:37: yeah spoken Yeah Okay but he doesn't.

00:34:41: it doesn't sound like its coming from Like a door for human.

00:34:46: you Know what i mean.

00:34:48: it sounds like extremely Otherworldly

00:34:51: because

00:34:51: of that sound like sandore talking dwarves.

00:34:57: No, no.

00:34:58: It doesn't sound like it's coming from vocal chords.

00:34:59: You've got

00:34:59: a boombox in there.

00:35:05: How about the door to the left?

00:35:07: The one at the end of the hall

00:35:08: Uh...it appears that goes into same room as you hear it.

00:35:14: Alright

00:35:14: good for us.

00:35:15: Then I will do the other door

00:35:18: next me.

00:35:20: Okay so yeah There is another door on either side of this corner Cleaning

00:35:24: closet.

00:35:29: Go ahead and roll perception on that one.

00:35:33: I promise There's no

00:35:35: jake

00:35:36: smell the power of my soul

00:35:40: It's.

00:35:40: it's really funny today, but there's not.

00:35:44: this was the P. This

00:35:45: is a

00:35:46: big sign.

00:35:46: door Tim i'm

00:35:46: blanking twenty-one plus sixteen at thirty

00:35:48: seven.

00:35:53: yeah

00:35:55: Thirty seven.

00:35:57: you hear the same thing except you Can identify what this guy is saying.

00:36:03: you hear up down harder Up Down keep working.

00:36:09: Oh,

00:36:10: could I make a religion check either in and well or just an arcana check to see if i know What's making that noise

00:36:20: all right?

00:36:20: You can try.

00:36:21: yeah No

00:36:27: no no no

00:36:29: oh no

00:36:29: no That was six on the dice.

00:36:33: no no Yeah, you're not sure.

00:36:37: so that without seeing it.

00:36:38: You're not too Sure what does voices?

00:36:41: well?

00:36:41: It sounds like

00:36:42: points of entry three

00:36:43: points of Entry.

00:36:45: I Was kind of hoping we weren't gonna have to fight ten things at once but

00:36:49: We'll see While while they are Doing their perceptions within the ten minutes that you guys are Ambrose and Garned why you guys were healing some of them that are well enough to tell you or talk to.

00:37:11: There's a guy named Vedgut Flintbelly, another dwarf and he... He is like I need to tell ya there was these people.

00:37:24: they captured us.

00:37:25: They brought this woman, this dwarf she working with her ingor.

00:37:32: Usually we thought the hated each other.

00:37:36: And then he sees Sandorn is like... Times are changing.

00:37:40: I don't know what to do in this world,

00:37:42: but uh... The future's strange and confusing.

00:37:48: But He goes on to say that they thought you were at odds and didn't work together.

00:37:54: They just assumed she was so powerful That she could command Rengar.

00:38:01: She clearly was in

00:38:02: charge.

00:38:06: Okay, that's probably the lady we already know about.

00:38:10: The one who uh... Who works or is like

00:38:13: commanding this whole operation?

00:38:18: Yeah they go on and sit.

00:38:20: She was ruthless!

00:38:21: And she-she's the one who made us do that in.

00:38:24: the Hringar were happy to applyage.

00:38:29: We built it ourselves then kept pushing.

00:38:36: I don't how long have been doing but would make use of shifts for hours days maybe.

00:38:43: thank you so much

00:38:44: for the information.

00:38:45: now is the time to rest.

00:38:47: we take

00:38:48: on the fight.

00:38:51: actually I mean any that are willing to discuss a little bit more.

00:38:57: just be like who else.

00:39:00: what else isn't there?

00:39:05: have you?

00:39:06: have you been in it and in the forge over There, any point?

00:39:11: Any points of order in the casters?

00:39:12: get us here.

00:39:13: We have not What water.

00:39:16: We were told that there was what a ten or eleven people in their something agents as you said

00:39:26: Mm-hmm.

00:39:27: Not in there, but deeper down it I believe.

00:39:30: There's a tunnel that goes out But from the force.

00:39:33: within that forces is a creature then II've never even heard of.

00:39:39: I've Never even Even come across it and childhood tales

00:39:42: That's unsettling.

00:39:47: You're telling me there's a tunnel that goes out from the forge and it leads deeper,

00:39:52: deep into the intense.

00:39:54: It...it leads out to- I've only seen some of those people use it before but uh..I never been their myself.

00:40:03: i think they were calling them weak?

00:40:08: But as far as

00:40:11: people

00:40:11: moving in anout for like

00:40:13: a main

00:40:15: path.

00:40:29: But listen, that creature in there.

00:40:44: His mouth is full of fire.

00:40:46: he's enormous.

00:40:48: He looks like a dwarf Faces a stone skull or something?

00:40:55: He looks... His chains wrapped all around him and his breath is pure.

00:41:02: madmuts like a volcano, rest within his own boughs.

00:41:07: Shit!

00:41:10: Well

00:41:11: it would do us well if we had some resistances to that fire.

00:41:16: I'm quite fortunate to be wearing a ring That gives me such protections.

00:41:21: i hope the others will have some

00:41:24: sort of.

00:41:33: I'm

00:41:43: just thinking like, is there a way we can do

00:41:45: religion check?

00:41:45: but... I don't know what type of check.

00:41:50: Just uh-I know it would be high check.

00:41:52: But wait tell me.

00:41:56: Yeah, it would be especially heavy because he doesn't even know how to describe him.

00:42:02: He also hasn't described any abilities... It's only if you're like... It hasn't used any special stuff!

00:42:13: So make a religion one.

00:42:15: Because he said that his face looked like a skull made of stone.

00:42:19: almost

00:42:20: Okay okay I got a thirty six.

00:42:26: No, there's gonna be my.

00:42:27: you know the DCs we hire

00:42:34: Right right so

00:42:43: I'm quite religious

00:42:48: are quite religious.

00:42:53: This is like freaky bedtime tales from mom and dad.

00:42:59: Yeah yeah.

00:43:00: So this thing that you're hearing about it something called a forge spurned.

00:43:12: If you don't clean your mallets and keep your forage tidy, You're going to get turned into the forge spurred.

00:43:18: Essentially yeah there's some sort of boogie man thing here for dwarfs right?

00:43:28: This thing has its enormous size.

00:43:37: It has a chain in one hand and warhammer on the other.

00:43:41: And there's something about it, two distinct things that you've heard of... One- It can breathe fire as hot as the deepest forge within the Five Kings Mountains.

00:43:53: That's cool!

00:43:54: That's the legendary thing about it.

00:43:55: That sick!

00:43:57: Additionally.. ...it appears to have some sort of Story about how it devours

00:44:09: boy.

00:44:09: That's

00:44:10: another one, huh?

00:44:13: And It feeds off of like life.

00:44:17: So get your fireballs ready boys.

00:44:24: I've only heard tales at the forge.

00:44:27: spent As a wee child my parents used to use it as he is a threat.

00:44:34: to make sure I kept my workspace area cleaned.

00:44:36: It was very untidy,

00:44:38: alright?

00:44:38: That's a very

00:44:39: cool thing to

00:44:40: threaten the child with.

00:44:41: Clean your forge or you're soul gets eaten!

00:44:45: By The Forgebird... That is why i didn't make it as a

00:44:51: craftsman though

00:44:52: and turned into cloth but apparently if i remember

00:44:56: correctly

00:44:57: the breath hottest legendary forge And I don't know if this was embellished by my parents, but it didn't devour your soul.

00:45:06: So you scared me enough...

00:45:09: I

00:45:11: kept my area tidy at least for a month or two

00:45:15: and then

00:45:17: they said They saw my work

00:45:20: looked as

00:45:20: bad as Brinkvins Said.

00:45:22: maybe we should try something

00:45:23: else there, can't?

00:45:24: We're

00:45:26: not cut off of sports.

00:45:30: You ever thought about being a nerd at church?

00:45:35: It's not your thing, man.

00:45:36: All right

00:45:37: how do we want to approach this next

00:45:38: room?

00:45:42: I mean three entrances i think is great so that We are spread apart for the inevitable cone of fire.

00:45:50: That's gonna blast it out us.

00:45:53: So i think thats good.

00:45:56: if anyone has any Way

00:45:59: to resist.

00:46:00: energy on those who do not have resistance because like I said, I had the ring of resistance five.

00:46:13: Um...I don't know what you all have.

00:46:15: Ambrose said that if you have an eight-resistance, um... Sandor?

00:46:20: I don't think you have anything right?

00:46:22: Nope!

00:46:23: You're just

00:46:24: naked as they come when it comes to fire.

00:46:28: Yeah no,

00:46:28: i dont' have any tank.

00:46:35: That spell got replaced as a

00:46:38: whatever

00:46:39: spell sorcerer's spell with the remaster.

00:46:43: Well, they

00:46:46: don't have it.

00:46:47: It wasn't isn't one of my like?

00:46:55: So kezer just

00:46:56: forgot

00:46:57: when they took a giant dump and there went the resist

00:47:00: energy magic.

00:47:02: You know what?

00:47:03: I don't want to do it anymore.

00:47:04: So how you lose knowledge Tim,

00:47:06: if he dumps out... I mean

00:47:06: yeah where else is Halus gonna exit

00:47:08: your body?

00:47:09: Halus has got a leak outta his ears!

00:47:12: I feel like there's probably an answer for that but i dont actually know.

00:47:19: I don´t think losing memories have anything to do with pooping But I can´t.

00:47:22: Exactly

00:47:23: We can´T.

00:47:25: I'm not, uh... Not a neuroscientist.

00:47:28: Right in!

00:47:30: Tell me i'm right

00:47:33: Am i poopy without my memories?

00:47:34: I want you to ask that at your next physical I think I need to see a specialist.

00:47:44: Your doctor cuz.

00:47:45: Yeah yeah You can see a special is immediately behind you I refer to as psychologist.

00:47:52: You gotta-you're gonna see somebody.

00:47:54: Alright

00:47:58: I'm gonna cast invisibility

00:47:59: on myself,

00:48:00: so I'll be it.

00:48:01: I will be invisible

00:48:02: trying to look at all these schools.

00:48:04: There's a false the scroll of false life.

00:48:07: I mean that is such a weak scroll.

00:48:08: you might as well use its only a spell level two

00:48:12: Right?

00:48:13: Oh yeah,

00:48:14: sure ten was give me

00:48:16: That's enough fucking

00:48:18: It something

00:48:19: I mean my savior.

00:48:20: lastly Yeah

00:48:25: Sandor, give yourself ten temporary hit points.

00:48:30: There's a. there's an obscuring mist not

00:48:38: as useful... No I think we're

00:48:44: good!

00:48:44: Okay so with the false life for sand or ten temporary Hit Points yeah that's good you need some consumables why

00:48:51: not?

00:48:51: Yeah

00:48:51: like it.

00:48:52: um

00:48:53: yeah and Ambrose is gonna use invisibility on himself as well.

00:48:59: And i get to find out uh what what I'm going to have my eminence in for the battle.

00:49:05: Yay!

00:49:07: Roll the dice,

00:49:08: roll the dice.

00:49:10: see what I get.

00:49:11: Titans... oh nope that's a four.

00:49:13: so then it's a re-roll.

00:49:14: So just give back to me not keep rolling until i hit one through three.

00:49:17: All right and we'll start off with the victor's wreath.

00:49:22: so Garn totally unbeknownst to Hinton The victors wreath starts glowing.

00:49:29: all right who uh Who is going to open up their first door?

00:49:39: Do not

00:49:39: count.

00:49:39: Sealed team sex just...

00:49:41: Yes,

00:49:42: Sealed Team

00:49:43: Sex, everybody.

00:49:43: Breach!

00:49:44: Garn assumes the command for doing the Count as his leader.

00:49:50: Say it in Dorvish.

00:49:51: so... Oh wait that's right, Kezra can't...

00:49:57: Switches to Cromman.

00:50:02: Oh if you have not gotten... An immense four-sided forge looms in the center of this large cave.

00:50:38: Its interior aglow with bubbling magma that heats the room into a sweltering temperature.

00:50:44: A massive anvil sits before each of The Forge's arched openings, while a dark metal pipe siphons smoke out Of the forge in to the ceiling To the west.

00:50:55: Can all if you see Into this room or do I need to add a

00:50:58: light?

00:50:58: I can see it.

00:51:00: Yep

00:51:01: Okay It seems their rooms just eliminated

00:51:04: From the bubbling Magma You know

00:51:06: oh yeah sure is okay good All right, so as the doors open some of the slaves in this room turn to look

00:51:16: at you.

00:51:17: Oh

00:51:19: They're scared and then they're a little confused.

00:51:22: What comes around?

00:51:23: The side of the forge is This thing I will show the players now.

00:51:31: Oh

00:51:31: man He's angry all right.

00:51:35: I mean it is true true description.

00:51:37: skull face looks like he was breathing fire

00:51:40: stone

00:51:41: Yeah, and then the

00:51:44: yeah you know wicked

00:51:45: cool armor

00:51:46: until

00:51:46: dark.

00:51:48: I'm

00:51:53: pretty damn serious undead He is

00:51:58: if he's some form of undead.

00:51:59: He's extremely warped Like use them warped form of Undead?

00:52:04: He marches around The topside and comes down And he stands in on the east side of this forge here right And he sees you all there and says, Ah!

00:52:18: Perfect products.

00:52:20: Muscles made for walking

00:52:21: the forge.

00:52:25: And... The fire heats up in his eyes and mouth.

00:52:29: I would like to see

00:52:30: what we can

00:52:30: do.

00:52:31: I was about say muscles working a forge.

00:52:33: are you really looking at me?

00:52:34: I wasn't

00:52:34: about to say that You're

00:52:37: looking at a car.

00:52:37: let's be honest alright?

00:52:39: I was looking at THAT one.

00:52:46: I'm invisible.

00:52:47: Oh no, i'm scared!

00:52:49: I rolled that

00:52:49: one.

00:52:55: All right let me get everybody in here...I had to remove one initiative and put another one?

00:52:59: Oh my gosh so much more.

00:53:01: Alright um uh- I am gonna put the slaves in here but they're all going to kind of go once if that makes sense.

00:53:10: Um So let me go ahead and roll for him.

00:53:16: All right aaaand All right, I have the sleeves and a head of this thing.

00:53:25: Um um

00:53:27: uh twenty nine Mm-hmm

00:53:34: crap.

00:53:35: Thirty six

00:53:37: say no what you get?

00:53:37: That's good that's pretty good.

00:53:42: number twenty one darn.

00:53:44: Twenty one and Kezra

00:53:52: twenty

00:53:54: two just super gone.

00:53:59: I was gonna be really mad if Garnt still went ahead in me with an extra one.

00:54:03: I was like, he might.

00:54:04: Like it's close...I wrote a ford.

00:54:05: Oh my god.

00:54:07: Hey Nios!

00:54:08: Classic Kessra.

00:54:09: A B because of

00:54:11: the slaves working before us too.

00:54:17: Okay so Sandor you are going first?

00:54:23: That is what you wanted.

00:54:29: Yeah not..you don't always want to go first in this game sir.

00:54:32: They're weird.

00:54:34: You do I get to think about what you actually want.

00:54:36: a fucking deal.

00:54:37: I mean, I have an idea of what I wanna Do also?

00:54:40: I don't know if only use this Caliber spell yet because i don't Know when we're gonna Get a rest next.

00:54:50: I kind feel like This is the last room in this there's

00:54:52: tunnel but I Feel Like this Thing Is pretty

00:54:55: Fucking Bad.

00:54:57: Okay Sandor Uses A seventh Level Spell.

00:55:06: oh Oh,

00:55:07: yes!

00:55:09: It's not a big blasty spell.

00:55:10: so don't go crazy yet.

00:55:12: A second-degree image of Sandor appears in front where Kezra's door is.

00:55:18: This project an illusion image which must stay in range of the image Of me.

00:55:28: essentially and if at any point you can see the image of spell ends I can See it.

00:55:32: whenever You cast this Spell other than The ones who's i Can Essentially Choose Myself for the Image to Which one my Spells come from.

00:55:43: oh?

00:55:44: Oh cool So, yeah.

00:55:48: I essentially now have two options of positioning And also fooling enemies where I cast

00:55:53: spells From Sick.

00:55:57: Yeah For Sure for sure okay All right, um I will...I'm gonna believe if i can copy and paste your token.

00:56:05: So I'm going to put one Uh there.

00:56:09: There we are okay cool.

00:56:10: And then I move.

00:56:12: Do not be in front.

00:56:13: Yeah actually Okay?

00:56:14: I'm just gonna

00:56:24: stay stay right here Ok so you're not even in the room yet but Um all right.

00:56:29: uh it comes to this

00:56:31: thing

00:56:37: It is Going To.

00:56:43: Let me make sure that I have... Let's measure out this cone.

00:56:52: Yep.

00:56:52: Measure a cone real quick.

00:56:54: Ha!

00:56:55: I know, we're in like a perfect cone.

00:56:57: Yeah?

00:56:57: But Ambrose is our-.

00:57:00: Is that-is that cone

00:57:01: not reaching

00:57:03: inside the door it looks like?

00:57:04: It can't quite tell.

00:57:05: Tim, shut up.

00:57:09: It's like just barely outside of us.

00:57:12: Sick.

00:57:12: Um so And the way that, like, cones work is you guys are a little spread out.

00:57:21: Now here's the thing...is he cannot see Kezra but he can see... Shandler was illusion Right Yes.

00:57:33: So I think what hes gonna do.

00:57:37: He does think that hes getting three right there But..he is going to move up because it's two action called forge breath.

00:57:56: So he moves up and as you because moving up.

00:57:59: He breeze in real deep And this gout of flame that sound feels like it's coming directly out with the hottest.

00:58:18: He breezes it out, and it is going to hit Sandor's illusion which I don't know what does necessarily.

00:58:25: but i do need Garn Luca actual sand or an invisible Ambrose Because he just happens to be in that spot.

00:58:36: All too make reflexes.

00:58:38: Not my worst, to be honest.

00:58:39: so... I bust!

00:58:45: Oh get f***ed Jake!

00:58:46: Alright.

00:58:52: Uh i'm gonna go left or right here?

00:58:54: um So Sander all do you last?

00:58:58: oh

00:58:58: it shares the same status as me

00:59:01: Darn.

00:59:03: Okay okay well there we go Alright, well I'll still do left or right here.

00:59:07: Garn would you get

00:59:12: it?

00:59:12: He's thinking about using a hero point already.

00:59:17: That's the Hero Point!

00:59:19: I really wish

00:59:19: that could have gone before

00:59:20: this

00:59:22: guy... I've rolled an At-One.

00:59:24: Oh

00:59:24: my god!

00:59:24: There

00:59:25: is Hero One!

00:59:29: How'd

00:59:29: they get two Nat Ones in a

00:59:30: row?!

00:59:31: Like..that's just statistical anomaly.

00:59:33: okay

00:59:35: Well, what the Europe?

00:59:35: No.

00:59:37: It's like a one in ten thousand chance or something to roll two with The same number in a row.

00:59:42: scratcher on a d-twenty.

00:59:44: how long have you been playing this game Tim?

00:59:48: All right

00:59:49: it rains it pours bro.

00:59:50: yeah.

00:59:50: so Garn is gonna tap into that to the inner heroism.

00:59:54: he's going too.

00:59:56: He's gonna remember our time.

00:59:58: actually Alright Jake if you'll permit me I am good.

01:00:05: go back to the clashing shore And Garn's mind.

01:00:08: This is a short one.

01:00:09: yet.

01:00:10: However as he's being blasted with this fire his head begins to hurt and His mind has transported back to the clashing shore where a

01:00:21: It

01:00:22: was a demon, right?

01:00:23: Demons are clashing sure?

01:00:26: Is it double?

01:00:28: I can't remember.

01:00:29: all right both of them both

01:00:31: are there

01:00:31: demon doing a similar kind of Fire breath attack?

01:00:37: He

01:00:39: ducks behind a nearby boulder or something, maybe like a pile of demon bodies because they're all resistant

01:00:47: to fire.

01:00:50: Of course yes!

01:00:52: Exactly and as his mind is coming too he realizes again who he IS that he has not Garned the War Priest but he has Garn'd The Exemplar.

01:01:10: Okay,

01:01:12: it's not a one.

01:01:14: It's not on what?

01:01:16: Well

01:01:18: that still critical fail

01:01:20: probably.

01:01:20: so

01:01:23: hey

01:01:24: police gun is back to me.

01:01:31: Oh No okay So

01:01:35: good thing you have

01:01:37: your.

01:01:37: I'm gonna go to Luca next.

01:01:43: Oh,

01:01:46: it's fine though.

01:01:47: Okay I got a forty one for Luca and thirty seven

01:01:50: four

01:01:51: Ambrose How you

01:01:53: live forever?

01:01:55: okay so success.

01:02:01: Sandor

01:02:02: got a natural twenty.

01:02:03: Hey!

01:02:05: Let's go.

01:02:06: Sandors illusion got

01:02:09: a

01:02:09: thirty

01:02:13: three.

01:02:13: So that is the fail.

01:02:14: then Here's what i'm going to be doing.

01:02:20: I'm gonna be doing a lot of fire damage.

01:02:23: This is uh, let me see what this says.

01:02:26: it's twelve d six.

01:02:28: It

01:02:30: could be doubled for me.

01:02:35: Wow you guys got lucky cuz that was thirty.

01:02:37: shut up we'll take it.

01:02:41: That's amazing.

01:02:42: that was all the ones am i in my in my rolls there?

01:02:44: wow five.

01:02:45: So

01:02:45: it's double

01:02:46: right side, so fifty-five.

01:02:52: Uh

01:02:55: yes correct.

01:02:58: Additionally the soot and ash cover this entire area.

01:03:06: those of you that failed are blinded for one minute.

01:03:12: Wait wait wait!

01:03:12: Those who have failed...

01:03:16: Those if you fail to save are also blinded by one minute.

01:03:20: I would

01:03:20: like point out that will not affect my illusion.

01:03:27: I assume

01:03:27: so, yeah.

01:03:28: Your illusion

01:03:29: is really bad for one of us.

01:03:31: What happens to Grootfail?

01:03:32: It's going permanently blinded.

01:03:33: What happened to

01:03:34: Groatfail?!

01:03:35: Uh... it doesn't say anything about a GrootFail.

01:03:40: Okay!

01:03:40: Oh god.

01:03:42: It just the basic reflex.

01:03:43: save.

01:03:44: however creatures within The Cloud are Concealed as As the concealment Of all.

01:03:52: the Soot in the air Makes it very difficult To see.

01:03:57: with that okay alright.

01:04:00: So we got all that, so bunch of damage.

01:04:02: Those of you who failed are blinded and if your in the cloud You were concealed.

01:04:08: I will leave that cone up for reference as That entire thing is now sealed.

01:04:15: Big old silk cloud Real sooty day here on the Dragon Muscle Podcast.

01:04:23: After that Ambrose comes to your turn Got it, little coffin in real life And then here Thankfully only took ten points of damage with that.

01:04:38: So how are you doing?

01:04:46: He needs to get out this.

01:04:47: so cloud all right, so God I don't want be like the only person up here but at this point it will.

01:05:01: Can i flunk with the slaves here?

01:05:05: no No, the slaves are not fighting.

01:05:09: I see a hammer in his hand

01:05:12: with this sleigh.

01:05:15: Hey!

01:05:17: I'll free you if he hit that creature.

01:05:20: You're free to help me fight?

01:05:21: Please

01:05:21: help me.

01:05:23: Alright so we want take two actions split.

01:05:28: So it'd be at two and two...so Luca is going to run upto this thing.

01:05:32: Actually let's do this properly.

01:05:42: Okay.

01:05:44: So he's gonna do a

01:05:47: two

01:05:48: of one action.

01:05:49: boost idol on As well to give him just a little bit more damage if you hit.

01:05:55: Mm-hmm You guys gotta run up.

01:05:59: and what's Lucas?

01:05:59: speed?

01:06:03: Thirty I think at this point.

01:06:07: okay, cuz uh

01:06:09: it's difficult terrain But i think the

01:06:10: only move is fifteen feet.

01:06:12: so usually fine.

01:06:14: Oh through the soot.

01:06:14: because

01:06:15: no, I know he's blind isn't it?

01:06:17: No.

01:06:17: I'm not.

01:06:18: now

01:06:19: you say

01:06:19: that's gone.

01:06:21: Yeah, sorry yeah, that's the lumpy door.

01:06:24: Yeah, yeah He's the only one point.

01:06:26: oh, yeah Now but my actually speed is like fine by a pressure is thirty.

01:06:31: just cuz of fun boots.

01:06:32: I worry.

01:06:33: Hey,

01:06:33: thank ya You're still fine then.

01:06:35: Oh, yeah.

01:06:36: So look who's gonna run up see this creature and just swing out.

01:06:42: Please hit with a plus twenty six to hit.

01:06:46: Come on, baby.

01:06:46: Okay It's like high chance of hitting.

01:06:49: I mean mm-hmm

01:06:50: for sure you

01:06:51: know.

01:06:52: Oh thirty eight dead

01:06:54: that is it

01:06:55: okay?

01:06:57: That's good.

01:06:59: and

01:07:01: That is Twenty seven plus.

01:07:06: oh Damage wise just throwing that out.

01:07:10: there was twenty seven points the damage.

01:07:13: Okay.

01:07:14: A four cold, five spirit?

01:07:19: Uh... Sorry, twenty-seven in

01:07:21: then.

01:07:21: Yeah, twenty seven points of damage.

01:07:23: but I'm just gonna say like four of it is cold and five of it a spirit.

01:07:28: okay gotcha uh.

01:07:30: okay.

01:07:30: um when the cold hits him It seems to sear against his armor.

01:07:36: really well.

01:07:36: yeah

01:07:37: i've gotta plan with turn order right now.

01:07:38: Yeah, maybe packing like a

01:07:39: lizard or sure.

01:07:40: There's something

01:07:47: there

01:07:48: sure called yeah.

01:07:50: I mean i'd take an ice beam at this point

01:07:53: oh

01:07:53: And add any plus four to that as well?

01:07:56: Like from

01:07:57: the from idea.

01:07:58: so if in the boost As you as lucas entire body he is He Is his sword eat it and see him his entire person It says armor on his weapon as he goes up and hits this creature.

01:08:12: I need Luca to make a reflex save.

01:08:15: Okay It might be because it's an actual attack technically.

01:08:25: so I oh

01:08:28: Fuck.

01:08:28: uh, twenty six

01:08:31: Twenty-six that is the fail.

01:08:35: So twelve points of fire damage.

01:08:38: Did you go up and hit them?

01:08:40: And it sears your weapon.

01:08:42: Your ghostly weapon hits.

01:08:44: but if you can see that at like charred and suited the sword that is like connected to this shit.

01:08:51: That's no good,

01:08:52: Luca.

01:08:52: Oh fun It has to be because

01:08:57: we hope thats the reason.

01:08:58: yeah,

01:08:59: oh

01:09:01: Yeah I mean otherwise what were gonna do anyway?

01:09:03: Can

01:09:05: you imagine if guards weapon

01:09:07: breaks out?

01:09:14: All right, all right.

01:09:23: While invisible,

01:09:25: Kezra has a spell.

01:09:28: And to everybody observing Luka... Everybody in this room he suddenly becomes

01:09:36: the

01:09:36: most uh-

01:09:38: The thing that they are afraid of

01:09:39: the most.

01:09:43: Okay.

01:09:44: So

01:09:45: all of sudden everyone's looking at Luka and they see their worst fear!

01:09:50: That's it!

01:09:51: Uh Kezrabel will use his last action too.

01:09:55: He is just gonna move over here little bit out of the way Okay.

01:10:00: All right, uh there's no save attached to that?

01:10:03: Yep whatever it is Nope!

01:10:05: Okay Guess we'll just find out what that is.

01:10:10: Alright It comes to Garn.

01:10:14: This thing washed over you with intense heat and the soot is in your eyes And you try to open them up.

01:10:21: You ever get something into your eye and eventually if you kind of rub it goes away.

01:10:25: You keep rubbing your eyes and realize this has caked onto your eyelids And you hear panic in the room from the slaves, You hear Luca run past to go up.

01:10:37: You hear your friends screaming around as fire engulfed them and you're completely blind.

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