The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:30: I realized recently that some of my favorite actors, maybe just recently.

00:00:36: But then there's something in the power being bald and a good actor.

00:00:40: because if you look at guys like J.K.

00:00:44: Simmons' great voice right?

00:00:46: Ben Kingsley has R about him.

00:00:49: Patrick Stewart...I think theres something in it.

00:00:54: but theres another person i want to add And thats Tim Kofo.

00:00:58: Oh my

00:01:01: god.

00:01:03: I did not know where you were going with that

00:01:05: dude, I sniffed it out like never mind.

00:01:10: So we get on today and We're like doing Mike checks and all the kind of stuff And Tim's camera wasn't working or so he says

00:01:19: It actually was an identity to do.

00:01:21: oh

00:01:21: well start a bit.

00:01:23: II saw you had a really good reveal.

00:01:26: Tim shaved his beautiful head of hair.

00:01:29: Yep,

00:01:29: Gord just locks gone.

00:01:31: Just

00:01:32: down to the bare nubs.

00:01:35: Why's your head so

00:01:35: dirty?

00:01:38: No he... Real nub hair that guy!

00:01:40: Now I'll tell you-I will say we did roast him very hard.

00:01:45: We called him Joe Rogan and compared them a lot of funny people But it was for good reason.

00:01:50: So Tim i will let you talk about the reasoning because It is great reason.

00:01:54: Oh,

00:01:55: yeah.

00:01:55: It was a church fundraiser.

00:01:57: we set some goals.

00:01:58: We set up pretty high goal.

00:02:00: We thought it was a high goal and Everyone crushed because they really wanted to see me bald.

00:02:10: If the other option of died would have been chosen what would you have dyed your hair?

00:02:16: Well, it was on like a poster board Like you could choose bald red green or purple for the dye Like.

00:02:25: I was hoping for purple.

00:02:26: Oh, it's really helping from purple hair green here.

00:02:28: That's just nasty red hair.

00:02:30: I've done It.

00:02:30: you know been there done that?

00:02:31: I was really open for purple.

00:02:32: yeah.

00:02:33: But apparently the kids at The Church voted and Apparently they all conspired together.

00:02:39: There is a ringleader and he said the only option Is

00:02:46: funny at all?

00:02:47: Kids are.

00:02:47: kids can be assholes.

00:02:48: Yeah They could have chosen funny or mean and they chose me.

00:02:52: I think it was me, yeah.

00:02:53: The thing too is that like if kids are willing to be mean to you because they know he'll take it well then means they're like ya man.

00:03:00: Yeah all my time working with youths... no If their mean to them and say they love y'all It's just what it is!

00:03:08: I'm gonna put out there for a DPS fundraiser for any reason.

00:03:12: I am going to propose one of the stretch goals is for Kelly to have to dye his hair black or gold.

00:03:18: Yeah, would make me laugh.

00:03:20: John did you see me when I dyed my hair completely bleach bond for the original hunger games opening night?

00:03:29: We might not have even been friends at that point.

00:03:31: That was like really early in mind.

00:03:32: and Rebecca's relationship.

00:03:34: yeah You probably wait.

00:03:35: it like I'd probably still barely knew you.

00:03:38: It wasn't.

00:03:39: it was wild Like it was.

00:03:40: I looked like I don't know Draco Malfoy or something.

00:03:48: If there's ever a stretch goal to shave my mustache, I'm not doing it.

00:03:51: That's fair.

00:03:51: You're

00:03:53: like afraid of won't grow back.

00:03:56: No

00:03:57: once you shake the stash It's gone forever.

00:03:59: II don't know who I would be.

00:04:01: Well he was.

00:04:03: your kids will be scared of you because we've seen videos Of that.

00:04:06: they were like oh Like.

00:04:08: it looks like the guy the father shaving off like his facial hair.

00:04:11: Yeah goes through the kid and the kids just like

00:04:15: You're.

00:04:15: definitely

00:04:17: I'd never seen my father without a beard.

00:04:21: Yeah, exactly.

00:04:21: That is weird.

00:04:22: you would ever be able to be jacarino ever again.

00:04:25: that's see.

00:04:26: II can't?

00:04:28: I can sacrifice that.

00:04:28: i'm sorry there are some things that Are too sacred.

00:04:32: another funny thing about this?

00:04:33: Is I buzzed my head like two weeks ago and nobody gave us shit because of the beard?

00:04:38: So if Tim had a full beard like you.

00:04:42: It's like camouflage man its hair on chin.

00:04:44: it hides their own face kind of.

00:04:47: This just occurred to me, by the way.

00:04:48: Tim, Garn is bald so...

00:04:52: I'm method acting

00:04:52: now.

00:04:53: Wait

00:04:54: why did Tim not know that?

00:04:59: So as we resume this fight all of Garn's hair falls

00:05:06: out.

00:05:06: Hey it was from The Fire right?

00:05:08: Did nothing

00:05:09: crit fail or something?

00:05:10: Yeah but those are really your

00:05:12: eyes and not you're hair.

00:05:15: Yeah, so all of Garden's hair gets burned off.

00:05:19: Eyebrows included!

00:05:22: Well I mean here the thing Tim is that you have a lot opportunities now.

00:05:26: we joked about you being in the blue man group and oh Mark You said do you looked it up?

00:05:32: It was like thirty nine years or something but they've been... Like.

00:05:37: yeah They've been active since for thirty-nine years.

00:05:41: obviously the members Yeah, and

00:05:43: that's what I was gonna say.

00:05:45: It was like Tim.

00:05:46: you could easily just be like hey guys look Look i'm halfway there.

00:05:50: Just need to be blue now.

00:05:52: Does he?

00:05:52: does tim know how to drum or?

00:05:56: Can he fit?

00:05:57: oh god?

00:05:58: What is it?

00:05:58: because I saw them live ones And one of the other ones Was they drum and then they did Like this thing where they were catching marshmallows in their mouth For some weird reason, but it was a lot of marshmallows.

00:06:10: You know that I could do marshmallows.

00:06:12: It is counterintuitive for Tim because he sings well.

00:06:14: so That's like the one thing they don't do.

00:06:17: Yeah

00:06:19: right?

00:06:21: It would be very funny for Tim who sings like an angel to join a group that does not sing.

00:06:30: If we show up on the you know how You know, big corporate jobs they have like a get to know your co-workers saying and oh what's one thing you don't Know about me it'd be inside the blue man group.

00:06:39: is I sing really well.

00:06:42: I Sing super will You're like?

00:06:44: how funny choker?

00:06:45: Like whoa?

00:06:46: no actually

00:06:47: That's great.

00:06:48: shut up

00:06:50: Get back

00:06:50: to my man.

00:06:52: I can think very low.

00:06:53: i'm not allowed though They'll beat me

00:06:56: because he beat Me if I talk or sing.

00:06:58: now Tim's voice is like Samson cuts.

00:07:00: his hair goes away.

00:07:02: Oh,

00:07:03: that'd be weird.

00:07:04: I

00:07:04: haven't tried singing since i cut my hair so this could Be true.

00:07:07: oh

00:07:08: my god if you try singing

00:07:09: right now.

00:07:11: No don't Try it Now.

00:07:12: we need That voice.

00:07:12: It's gonna blow out.

00:07:15: Let us get the tight hour in and then You can sing.

00:07:17: Tim Jesus

00:07:19: He sounds like a new born angel

00:07:23: Newborn Angel.

00:07:25: If you guys listen to Us long enough We will Convince either Tim or John To play A Bard.

00:07:31: use the musical talents.

00:07:32: It'll happen, I just know

00:07:33: it.".

00:07:34: Here's a thing...I mentioned this on the pot already but my ukulele skills continue to decrease.

00:07:41: Tim is throwing total curveball.

00:07:43: he's like i am gonna barred!

00:07:45: But im going to sing and ukuleley.

00:07:48: But Im gunna yukit up so.

00:07:51: I'mma show up with a tin whistle.

00:07:54: Jake already poo-pooed my kazoo bard So..

00:07:59: Had to pivot.

00:08:00: You you can yodel

00:08:05: I'm a bard but my art is stand-up comedy.

00:08:10: That

00:08:13: was on the uh, life finder podcast.

00:08:17: The one of the funniest things is we walked into a bar and it was a roast comedy club.

00:08:23: Oh yeah.

00:08:24: And so like walk in they were just making dick jokes at each other.

00:08:26: It's really funny.

00:08:29: You clearly know that he's roasting you for comedic purposes.

00:08:34: My buddy Tommy Sambazo runs this show.

00:08:36: He Is A Comedian and he got into it so fast.

00:08:43: But uh, but yeah I think that there's gonna open up opportunities for you Tim.

00:08:49: Oh Yeah, I'm really excited to explore this new season of my career development now that i'm bald.

00:08:56: I was

00:08:56: about the say if Jason Statham ever needs a body double.

00:09:01: You got

00:09:02: it

00:09:03: Well thank you!

00:09:04: Yeah tim when I look at you...I just see crank too

00:09:08: Yes.

00:09:08: Oh my god, Tim's face

00:09:10: is way too

00:09:11: friendly relative to Jason Statham.

00:09:14: You gotta scowl more.

00:09:17: I

00:09:17: don't know if Tim can body double for the guy who notoriously plays just like a hard ass in every move.

00:09:22: Yeah Every single role.

00:09:24: But that would make it comedic.

00:09:25: It goes from Jason Stahtham and then just Tim smiling And back at Jason Stetham Like it'd be perfect.

00:09:33: I think Tim's hot enough to play Jason Stotham but he not fierce enough

00:09:36: Right, yeah.

00:09:38: I don't fear for my life around him but it would be very funny to have Tim play a role that Jason Statham is the stunt double of action shots See?

00:09:50: We can do something here.

00:09:51: we're workshopping right now.

00:09:52: That will be funny.

00:09:56: What a weird way this conversation could go.

00:10:01: Or even funnier you make them like stand in for Bane.

00:10:09: Well, somebody's gonna have to stand in for Garn because he can't see.

00:10:15: All right yeah yep I do see the blinding condition don't i?

00:10:19: So this is round one.

00:10:23: we're jumping back and first off.

00:10:28: episode brought you by black oak workshop

00:10:30: with dice treasure.

00:10:32: And uh This creature...this thing called the accursed forge spurned came up and blew a breath weapon all over the party.

00:10:43: And this thing is, what's it called?

00:10:45: Forge press that's what its called...and I said It was hotter than the deepest volcano.

00:10:55: you know..it was just like unbearably hot.

00:10:58: He got alot of u but i knew many of you saved.

00:11:01: However when your front line is blind for a minute That is something you guys are gonna have to deal with right now.

00:11:12: So we ended on Garn's turn.

00:11:14: so Tim please take it away.

00:11:17: Oh gosh, okay well

00:11:20: Well I'm blind.

00:11:24: I Thankfully still have all the

00:11:27: rules

00:11:28: up for For you know impaired combat.

00:11:33: now that I do just

00:11:34: to make a new reality right

00:11:36: and part of That is i have To Make like Seek

00:11:40: Actions Because,

00:11:44: i need.

00:11:44: To find out the general i Need A narrow Down Like he's loud He Stompin Around yeah?

00:11:50: No like The North South East West Direction But i need to Nair down to a Space.

00:11:54: And to Do that i need Use a seek Action.

00:11:55: so that Is what i'm going to start with And thankfully my the negative two to perception does not count because it was in my ears.

00:12:08: Oh, okay.

00:12:08: All right.

00:12:09: Yeah But as a question is Kevin Garn here blindness?

00:12:13: Is he Jesus

00:12:15: or no?

00:12:16: You got oh Can you spit on your dirt and rub it in your eyes.

00:12:21: wait a second.

00:12:23: Wait a darn-tootin' second.

00:12:24: actually I might be able

00:12:26: to wait.

00:12:27: guard is Jesus?

00:12:28: Wait a

00:12:31: second.

00:12:32: I took that subclass specialization, i think the marvelous medicines can actually just combat a negative condition like it.

00:12:47: doesn't have to be anything specific.

00:12:49: or they really think i could do that.

00:12:50: let me just double check out the marvellous medicines.

00:12:55: okay no no treat poison are treated.

00:12:59: Okay, so it doesn't do everything at least

00:13:01: not every thing.

00:13:02: but What did I start

00:13:05: my?

00:13:07: Think i started with the victor's wreath might be able to do that though.

00:13:12: I was gonna say because Before we logged off you said something about one of things.

00:13:17: yeah Yeah, I think by victors my victors wreaths.

00:13:21: So I can't remember if.

00:13:23: well Combat just started.

00:13:25: I don't know what i had my Transcendence into but im gonna as a

00:13:29: safety,

00:13:30: really need to start tracking that.

00:13:32: Im going to shift my Eminence Into the victor's wreath and am going to spark transcendence with one moment till

00:13:38: glory.

00:13:40: And so if anyone else has any ongoing conditions they can roll against them.

00:13:45: But actually get to roll against this condition With a plus two status

00:13:51: bonus.

00:13:52: It

00:13:53: is a re-roll Wow.

00:13:54: Okay, plus two all

00:13:55: right.

00:13:56: uh what is that?

00:13:57: it's a fortitude?

00:13:58: Uh let me see so It Is...it is a reflex save

00:14:05: Reflex for the blinded.

00:14:08: yeah So-so it says its a basic reflex save.

00:14:11: and then this is a creature That fails to save as also

00:14:13: blinded for one minute.

00:14:14: okay well Let me look at my armor then because my armor might give Me A bonus As Well.

00:14:21: Cuz Its Resilient Think I only

00:14:27: have.

00:14:30: Yeah, it's whatever you have to make sure that they

00:14:33: can stack.

00:14:34: Press play doesn't have that.

00:14:37: That's a

00:14:38: full

00:14:39: plate

00:14:39: thing.

00:14:40: Dang yeah You're right okay Okay Alright well i guess still get the plus two from my real flex.

00:14:48: come on black oak workshop.

00:14:51: Don't let me down Bro, that's a NAV-twenty!

00:14:56: Oh my

00:14:56: gosh.

00:14:59: And Jesus heals the body.

00:15:02: Praise to Jesus.

00:15:06: So

00:15:07: Dwarf Jesus wearing his crown... A blinding light emanates from it and everyone you guys.

00:15:16: It's like kind of like a shield your eyes sort thing, And as the light begins to fade because it automatically shifts transcendence so its gonna shift back into Titan's Breaker You can see chunks of ash just fall form Garns' Eyes.

00:15:35: Even his eyes are still glowing a little bit.

00:15:39: He looks at what is he called?

00:15:43: The Forge The Forge Spernd.

00:15:46: Yeah, the accursed Forge-Spernd?

00:15:48: Yeah!

00:15:49: He just looks at him and he says I know from whence you came And i will send you

00:15:57: back.

00:15:58: Your

00:15:58: energy will

00:15:59: complete

00:15:59: its cycle.

00:16:00: You'll be used to the great forge again.

00:16:05: That was a shift, transcend One action left.

00:16:12: think I am going to...I want a provide flanking for my

00:16:21: man.

00:16:23: For Luca?

00:16:24: For

00:16:24: Luca, yeah!

00:16:26: I would be right next-to-a pool of molten lava that i almost certainly get like shoved into.

00:16:36: Yeah it's the big ol' fours happening with just magma.

00:16:39: So actually Because I think, can you still draw a line?

00:16:50: At the worst case, Luke will just have to go five foot step.

00:16:55: So i'm setting this up for flanking

00:16:58: and that's my turn.

00:16:58: The way he described it made me laugh because

00:17:02: as

00:17:02: the crowd thinks A great light emanates And gone is no longer blind.

00:17:06: but now everyone else has.

00:17:09: I feel my blindness by making everyone else blind.

00:17:15: Because if everyone's blind, then no one

00:17:17: is Everyone.

00:17:18: give me your sight!

00:17:19: I need it More than you.

00:17:23: So It comes to the slaves in this room.

00:17:27: They are freaking out obviously because This thing has done something that they hope never see most likely Emulating trying to emulate other people And so their just going get outta there pretty much.

00:17:41: So they're gonna get like behind you guys are just going to go to the edges of

00:17:45: the room.

00:17:47: Yeah, as Garn comes up he looks at them and says... Fly your

00:17:50: fools!

00:17:51: Fly

00:17:52: Your Fools!

00:17:52: I'm

00:17:54: The Wizard!

00:17:55: What the hell?

00:18:00: So that is their turn.

00:18:02: so They Just Go To The Edge.

00:18:04: We'll see what they do with your words.

00:18:07: next Speaking of wizards, it does come to Sandor's

00:18:10: turn.

00:18:12: All right.

00:18:13: So John I did so with your illusion thing?

00:18:16: I dig color the other one like a purple.

00:18:18: so that way we

00:18:18: know That is the illusion.

00:18:20: yep

00:18:21: great.

00:18:22: Okay cool You have you and your illusory thing that can

00:18:27: cast spells from yes And first thing totally sand or does

00:18:35: is

00:18:36: walk

00:18:37: up

00:18:38: To this fine giant thing and cast cone of cold.

00:18:46: Okay,

00:18:47: I was really hoping that slave would move because i don't think.

00:18:50: I can hit not him

00:18:51: And it's like

00:18:53: no

00:18:53: probably

00:18:54: not okay make me

00:18:56: a reflex save Jake.

00:18:58: so

00:18:59: Come

00:19:00: on that one.

00:19:01: if we ever needed in at one

00:19:02: say which is not his best

00:19:04: Wow

00:19:07: That's the natural one.

00:19:09: Oh shit!

00:19:10: That

00:19:11: should

00:19:14: be a lot of gold.

00:19:16: Not twenty fall by nat-one.

00:19:17: this is literally like, The best possible start

00:19:22: to this episode.

00:19:23: Tim you should have shaved your

00:19:24: head sooner I think.

00:19:25: Maybe that's it.

00:19:26: he shaved his head gave us luck.

00:19:28: Do

00:19:28: i get a crit card for that?

00:19:31: No no double damage.

00:19:32: for your spell.

00:19:34: I'll take double damage because that was three sixes on ten d six two ones though But the total is forty points of cold damage doubled to

00:19:46: eighty.

00:19:49: That was a ton of damage that he just took and it remember.

00:19:53: It's a bit extra

00:19:55: weakness

00:19:57: there.

00:19:59: Sorry

00:20:00: Sorry, I was all say that.

00:20:01: Like...I feel like in as soon before previous episode when he hit, they saw that and Sandor's right next to him because

00:20:10: it

00:20:10: seems cold.

00:20:12: Yeah!

00:20:12: Like how he burns it in there.

00:20:14: but yeah oh that's fantastic.

00:20:16: Oh my gosh.

00:20:18: That is a big old chunk But real Sandor the artist formerly known of Sandor Is going

00:20:25: Because

00:20:28: we got a spread out.

00:20:30: Yes, yes Oh the cone situation?

00:20:33: Yes of

00:20:34: that cloud still there isn't

00:20:35: it That they're?

00:20:37: the cloud is still there I believe.

00:20:40: Let me make sure cuz I think it's

00:20:42: sealed.

00:20:42: yeah Yeah, I think its concealed Forge press Creatures with in-the-cloud are concealed though not from these They're not from him.

00:20:55: And then yeah, so it's just concealment.

00:20:57: So it's not like you're blind while well inside of it?

00:20:59: So see if he can walk.

00:21:00: fine I'll be very curious after this fight is over to know how much extra damage that come a cold was.

00:21:07: I Know It wasn't.

00:21:10: let's just like a five

00:21:11: unless we all die.

00:21:12: That's also about

00:21:13: oh man the actual Remastered cone of cold as way cooler.

00:21:19: It's called Howling Blizzard And you can cast it as either two actions or three actions.

00:21:25: Yep, I did the to.

00:21:27: yeah But the reaction one is a gains a rather than being a sixty foot cone.

00:21:31: It's a range of five hundred feet and it's a thirty-foot

00:21:34: burst.

00:21:36: Yeah You just go use like us small ice.

00:21:38: Noo.

00:21:38: Yeah

00:21:40: Literally an ice nook That

00:21:42: was so

00:21:42: cool!

00:21:43: Yeah...

00:21:44: I Was just like do i try To stand still and do it?

00:21:46: Or Do I move?

00:21:47: but its Like?

00:21:48: I was too.

00:21:50: I didn't want to use the full three actions because I also wanted to move Sandor.

00:21:53: Yeah, yeah

00:21:56: Okay All right.

00:21:58: so that is the end of your turn there sand or

00:21:59: yep.

00:22:00: okay

00:22:01: it comes To its turn.

00:22:04: It is going to Do a two-actions thing.

00:22:08: where?

00:22:08: It takes a huge press and just If you can see it's like chest starts to puff out and the flame in his mouth ignites

00:22:17: again.

00:22:19: All right real quick is this going to target Luca?

00:22:26: Is it going to Target Luca?

00:22:27: It's

00:22:28: Luca gonna be in,

00:22:28: and its a fact.

00:22:34: Was that a manipulate action though he was doing?

00:22:38: No no it's not.

00:22:42: Oh yeah two-action

00:22:44: breeze!

00:22:45: Yeah literally doesn't have like single descriptor there.

00:22:50: The forge breath is obviously like divine fire, you know what I mean?

00:22:52: This one's just nothing.

00:22:53: Just inhale.

00:22:56: So yeah no manipulate.

00:22:59: so it's not going to use his breath weapon Because that is also a two action thing.

00:23:03: instead What he was going to do Is It is Going To Sandor Hit it.

00:23:09: so if it tries to hit You sand or Well invisible sand Not Invisible Illusion Sanctuary

00:23:18: Yeah it still has my hit points.

00:23:20: Okay, okay.

00:23:20: Oh really?

00:23:21: I mean it doesn't hurt me when he gets hit but

00:23:24: right.

00:23:26: so It is going to try and use this chain that it has And it's going to like whip it out and then slam the slambly This chain onto the illusory creatures head.

00:23:39: So its got your AC and HP on all of them.

00:23:41: Yes sir!

00:23:42: That's so

00:23:43: cool!

00:23:44: Seventh level spell

00:23:44: dude.

00:23:45: There's

00:23:46: a forty three to hit.

00:23:47: that's a crit.

00:23:51: Then it is gonna be sixty four points of damage.

00:23:57: ouch

00:24:00: It's like our

00:24:00: truck.

00:24:04: So here's the thing.

00:24:06: Is this tied-to-you in any way?

00:24:09: Okay, because

00:24:17: if its If it's like like tied

00:24:18: to you

00:24:19: Like if some sort of like soul thing like Luca has two Ambrose.

00:24:25: I'm very curious how this

00:24:27: chain is going to affect you.

00:24:32: What's the spell called again?

00:24:34: Project Image, iIm looking at it right now... I am not seeing any particular.

00:24:39: The image has the same AC and saves as you.

00:24:41: if hit by an attack or fails a save the spell ends.

00:24:44: It

00:24:45: isn't connected with him Its literally just really powerful

00:24:49: illusion.

00:24:51: This says that If its hit then its gone.

00:24:56: see the ground just get smashed under the illusion of Sandor and the image goes away.

00:25:05: So it looks at where he thought Sandor was standing, realizes that there's an illusion then turns his eyes at Sandor.

00:25:14: But...that was his turn!

00:25:17: I'll take it!

00:25:19: Ambrose?

00:25:20: It is your turn.

00:25:21: So am i actually two things in my way Sandor?

00:25:27: no.

00:25:27: No, do you think

00:25:28: okay?

00:25:29: I just want to make sure that if I need to get the hell out of a way whatever And i'm technically flanking right

00:25:39: I looka

00:25:40: with yeah luka with garn ice thing.

00:25:44: it's either A five-foot step

00:25:47: or needed.

00:25:49: Yeah cuz like i'm thinking about?

00:25:50: like

00:25:51: not sure

00:25:55: I'm trying.

00:25:55: remember this is Like a first edition rule where It's like Lake All the.

00:26:00: is it like all corners have to be able to be drawn between?

00:26:04: I don't know.

00:26:04: I play so many systems now, um

00:26:08: Kel what do you think?

00:26:09: Is uh as Luca and Garen flanking right now?

00:26:12: Uh i do believe.

00:26:13: so i'm looking up to be sure.

00:26:14: okay pretty sure we've already looked this up before.

00:26:17: Yeah well i know we have but yeah

00:26:22: It's Like luke is directly

00:26:24: next To

00:26:25: The forge spurned mm-hmm And they're like a large

00:26:29: creature.

00:26:31: Yeah, so I'm like bottom left of them kind about an angle.

00:26:36: So that's why it makes a weird looking

00:26:38: L. Yeah exactly

00:26:40: yeah You have to draw the line through center of your space.

00:26:43: Okay then no That was fine

00:26:46: Perfectly fine.

00:26:48: What he is going do is split into two actions again for acting together.

00:26:52: One action is Ambrose who has gone too... I said He will move in out of the smog.

00:27:00: Yep, got it and oh boy actually I don't know if that's the best idea now.

00:27:09: yeah

00:27:10: that looks like a good cone right there.

00:27:11: That's

00:27:12: pretty good cone!

00:27:13: Yeah

00:27:14: so first action...actually two actions.

00:27:19: Oh god..that's

00:27:20: a good code

00:27:22: too?

00:27:22: There is alot of co-potential in this room that Marks having to figure

00:27:25: out.

00:27:26: Yeah i dont want to figure it out.

00:27:28: well have decent amount movement speed.

00:27:38: Actually that's probably in your best interest because I don't think he likes me

00:27:40: right now.

00:27:42: Yeah, so he's got wall collision walls.

00:27:46: All right.

00:27:48: So he's gonna stand there.

00:27:51: Luca is going to take one of his actions too.

00:27:55: Take a five-foot step up Okay and now he's flanking and strike out.

00:28:02: Alrighty, let's

00:28:03: do.

00:28:03: I have the off guard AC right here.

00:28:06: perfect plus twenty six to hit.

00:28:12: Yeah using a hero point on that one That'll do

00:28:16: it.

00:28:17: That's what they're for.

00:28:19: yeah.

00:28:19: so your

00:28:20: points are four.

00:28:21: Yes So as Luca is about to bring down the sword there was just like this momentarily shift where?

00:28:28: It's like his mind kind of kind of hastened from the earlier combat where he was kind of bent more on anger that he kinda clears his

00:28:38: mind and

00:28:40: takes as He wasn't life like an actual structured strike instead off like flailing

00:28:46: wildly.

00:28:49: That's a locks in.

00:28:50: yeah, you locks it basically Instead of like being angry Like he's just trying to be like get that mellow like calm mine thing going on there.

00:28:58: Mm-hmm And that's much better.

00:28:59: It's a fourteen on die for forty.

00:29:02: Okay, Forty is a hit.

00:29:04: Well yeah We're not critting this thing outside.

00:29:07: Yeah

00:29:07: I ain't critting it Still doesn't matter.

00:29:11: The twenty three points of damage Two as cold Three as spirit.

00:29:17: You say two's

00:29:18: cold?

00:29:19: Yeah He does Cold and Spirit Damage

00:29:22: Oh Sick!

00:29:23: Yeah he did that last time too My gosh.

00:29:25: Ah most probably Not paying attention.

00:29:29: I

00:29:31: was admiring my flowing locks last week.

00:29:34: Now

00:29:34: they're all banned off!

00:29:37: Yep, so yeah it's that much and... That is it

00:29:46: Okay.

00:29:47: So from there It comes to Kezra who he was still invisible?

00:29:52: It seems.

00:29:53: yep kezra is still invisible.

00:29:54: He is going too.

00:29:58: Oh wait, sorry.

00:29:59: Luca hit me with his soul still so I need him to make that reflex save

00:30:05: That's fucking right.

00:30:06: Yep This thing is called searing heat.

00:30:10: just makes a basic reflex save lead.

00:30:13: Okay, reflex not bad at it.

00:30:16: Um...that is a thirty three

00:30:18: Thirty-three?

00:30:19: That is regular success.

00:30:22: So you take sixteen fire damage.

00:30:24: Wow!

00:30:26: It would have been

00:30:29: thirty two.

00:30:30: No, sorry that was it.

00:30:32: That's what I rolled.

00:30:32: So

00:30:40: you rolled that.

00:30:41: so be eight

00:30:42: and then yes

00:30:43: three damage because of

00:30:47: Alright.

00:30:53: Alright, Kezra

00:30:57: takes a step up to the forge but got some distance between him and the giant molten guy.

00:31:08: And he's gonna let out a breath weapon.

00:31:12: Broooosh!

00:31:13: Gotta light me to shoot straight in-between Garn and Luca like right across both of their faces as it just shoots through this guy that smashes into back wall.

00:31:22: Reflex save please?

00:31:25: Uh...

00:31:27: thirty nine Right regular success.

00:31:28: Okay

00:31:33: All right, so that will be Eighteen damage.

00:31:37: okay Got it.

00:31:42: eighteen points of damage and you are now visible, right?

00:31:46: Sure am.

00:31:53: After that comes to Garn who can see we concede just fine.

00:31:57: Okay,

00:31:58: so Garn

00:31:59: he's got.

00:32:00: I've got the Titans breaker in In the chamber And he is going... No, everything he's got.

00:32:08: He's gonna throw at this thing.

00:32:09: so he is goint to

00:32:11: fracture

00:32:13: the mountain because if there was a mountain to fracture it isn't right before him.

00:32:17: now

00:32:18: This is mountainous as it ever

00:32:20: was.

00:32:21: Oh yeah take three extra damage.

00:32:22: I forgot about

00:32:22: my sorcerer potency.

00:32:25: Wow This

00:32:29: Black Oak Workshop dice is literally burning my hand because it's on fire.

00:32:35: So that has a nineteen on the die, so remember keep this in mind.

00:32:38: he's flat

00:32:39: footed off guard!

00:32:40: Yeah yeah I've got an off-guard here.

00:32:42: Off right?

00:32:43: That is going to be...a

00:32:45: forty five

00:32:47: to hit.

00:32:47: Because he is off guard.

00:32:51: Yes!!

00:32:52: That is a crit.

00:32:53: That's

00:32:53: the most aggressive I've ever heard.

00:32:54: Tim get about a dice roll.

00:32:55: Remember, he's fucking flat footed, Jake!

00:32:59: Hey,

00:33:00: ball of Timmy' s new man

00:33:03: alright?

00:33:03: He lost your kindness!

00:33:06: He tries to pick me up by my collar but i weigh a lot more than him.

00:33:08: so...

00:33:13: You know what gotta find me.

00:33:14: uh Black Oak Workshop D-Eight you now?

00:33:16: Gotta keep the black oak workshop good times rolling.

00:33:21: You're gonna get a two on that.

00:33:25: Did you?

00:33:26: No,

00:33:26: no I did not.

00:33:27: I was like don't you

00:33:30: dare!

00:33:31: Watch your godless mouth Jake!

00:33:34: Wait...I wrote one on the black o' graham.

00:33:38: That is awful.

00:33:41: Why'd he say

00:33:42: that?!

00:33:44: Something along those lines.

00:33:49: Oh, I forgot to get the extras.

00:33:50: I got the

00:33:54: extra damage because

00:33:55: my spirit is so dense it takes on tangible force.

00:33:59: oh Yes, yeah forget about that.

00:34:01: Yeah Okay should extra four Mm-hmm.

00:34:05: So this next shirt?

00:34:07: Oh no No, I'm at least none of them.

00:34:09: sorry my bad.

00:34:10: I Get

00:34:10: two extra dice.

00:34:12: Oh wait a second like if i've been reading this right think i'd be reading This Like I Like I'm not tenth level because at tenth level, like in an extra two damage dice.

00:34:23: Whoa!

00:34:23: I think i've literally been forgetting to extra damage dice for

00:34:26: this attack.

00:34:27: okay all

00:34:28: right uh oh yeah that's a nice one.

00:34:30: actually they didn't roll too bad.

00:34:32: yeah you know i'm just doing extra two.

00:34:34: da great.

00:34:36: so gosh

00:34:37: twenty five Twenty-seven,

00:34:46: twenty seven doubled is fifty four points of damage.

00:34:49: Fifty

00:34:49: Four Points of God dang Damage okay?

00:34:51: Sheesh

00:34:52: and that's not rolling great

00:34:54: oh wow

00:34:55: Okay, okay

00:35:00: And That was only two actions.

00:35:01: does anyone hurt?

00:35:02: who's hurt?

00:35:04: I haven't gotten scratched

00:35:06: Didn't you take a bunch the damage.

00:35:08: i mean i did but my The beauty when i sparked transcendence idle.

00:35:12: this can be used on myself.

00:35:15: No, you can't be captivated by your own beauty apparently.

00:35:18: Unfortunately

00:35:18: not!

00:35:20: What if I hold up a mirror and you're

00:35:21: just like... He's a humble man

00:35:24: But perhaps the forge spurned is a little scurred.

00:35:27: so go ahead and roll a will save against my exemplar DC.

00:35:30: Okay Uh-uh twenty

00:35:33: nine.

00:35:34: Oh

00:35:35: Frightened one!

00:35:36: Frighten One?

00:35:37: Okay

00:35:40: Wait a second,

00:35:40: Tim was more surprised than anybody that worked.

00:35:44: Wait a minute what?

00:35:45: Maybe he's gonna send me back to the

00:35:47: forge.

00:35:48: He might.

00:35:51: Okay.

00:35:51: and last action is raise shield.

00:35:53: okay

00:35:55: I'm no fool.

00:35:58: Next it comes to the slaves.

00:36:00: they begin making their way out

00:36:03: good.

00:36:05: I'll just say that they've all moved into the other room

00:36:09: out of cone range.

00:36:11: Into the cone!

00:36:14: I mean,

00:36:15: could hit these people damaging me.

00:36:16: but there's like five slaves stacked on top.

00:36:18: each other can't ignore that.

00:36:22: this opportunity doesn't come by often.

00:36:27: just go

00:36:28: run these guys all

00:36:29: over here.

00:36:30: so many

00:36:31: a five-way lap.

00:36:32: he's like mom.

00:36:32: get the camera.

00:36:36: So, the two of them have exited.

00:36:37: The other ones are running around the Forge the Other way.

00:36:40: so they're kind of like on the other side at Kezra right now Alright but next it comes to Sandor.

00:36:49: Okay we in agreement that were throwing everything we had with this thing.

00:36:55: I think so.

00:36:57: You just did a cone of cold, I fractured the mountains and Jake's acting like it

00:37:04: was a sunny

00:37:05: afternoon where he's probably through the meadows if you're not even breaking his sweat over hundred damage.

00:37:11: Can i enjoy spending time with my friends?

00:37:14: Well yeah

00:37:16: but its not

00:37:16: like aww don't worry your

00:37:18: killing my monster so fast.

00:37:20: You're just like, yeah let's go.

00:37:24: Okay so something else interesting about Sandor is he's got a particular feat because he's about to cast another seventh level spell

00:37:35: and

00:37:38: Sandor has a particular feet where he doesn't take as many six-level spells.

00:37:49: Yeah, that's

00:37:50: so

00:37:50: super cool.

00:37:51: He is going to cast his other seventh level spell That he got for this level up.

00:37:55: as he breathes in deep and lays his hands flat against the ground all these iron And ash shards swirl around him As a cloud of sand.

00:38:07: an Iron dust forms around him as he casts control sand

00:38:11: What?

00:38:12: So it's ore and sand?

00:38:14: Sand door?

00:38:15: Thats more or less flavor The Spellis called Controlsand.

00:38:20: You up a small sandstorm around your body when the creature starts its turn in The area or moves any area?

00:38:27: Around you.

00:38:27: it must succeed afford to save or become dazzled as long As it remains

00:38:31: in the area

00:38:31: around you with temporary.

00:38:33: It is temporarily immune to dazzle that it succeeds.

00:38:37: But I get to choose what to do.

00:38:38: of each turn, I can cast a shant sand shield a sand blast for a sand storm.

00:38:44: So I'm going to direct a sand blast at this thing.

00:38:49: Okay,

00:38:49: direct

00:38:50: a jet of sand at a single target.

00:38:53: one creature your choice.

00:38:54: from thirty feet It takes eighty.

00:38:57: six slashing damage on the basic reflex saves on critical failure.

00:39:02: The creatures also dazzled for one minute.

00:39:03: so make it reflect safe Jake.

00:39:06: Yes being a little frightened Does lower its but I got a forty-one.

00:39:13: Okay, that's just.

00:39:14: that's a succeed.

00:39:16: So it takes three to eight

00:39:18: damage

00:39:25: and this persists for up to one minute.

00:39:30: I get change what he does every turn.

00:39:33: so That is fourteen slashing damage

00:39:36: okay?

00:39:37: Fourteen points of damage to the two his

00:39:39: back.

00:39:40: And there was just a whirling cloud of sand an orange and right now.

00:39:45: Okay, so

00:39:46: cool I

00:39:50: was looking at seventh level spells for a long time.

00:39:52: Just like this is so badass.

00:39:57: So it comes to the creature start.

00:40:00: The creature has his chest puffed up with fire.

00:40:08: Oh just For Reality's sake i'm pretty sure we've had to move To not hit luka With that

00:40:13: creature.

00:40:18: Yeah, um so my issue is I want to hit multiples of you but you guys are pretty smart about how you moved.

00:40:28: We're smart!

00:40:29: You guys are a pretty wicked smile.

00:40:34: however

00:40:38: he

00:40:38: turns and points the cone at Garn Kezra and Ambrose who happens.

00:40:48: So I need Garn, Kezra and Ambrose to make me these reflexes.

00:40:52: Is this a spell?

00:40:53: Or

00:40:53: is it an ability?

00:40:54: or has there been a

00:40:57: spell?

00:40:58: sorry It's gotta be innate-ability.

00:41:00: i mean...it's

00:41:01: called Forge.

00:41:01: Breath just says divine in fire.

00:41:04: uh doesn't

00:41:06: Uh..It does say action.

00:41:08: its not even like a spell.

00:41:09: you know

00:41:09: what i mean?

00:41:09: No it has missed.

00:41:12: Oh okay gotcha.

00:41:13: oh for that one.

00:41:14: no no for something different.

00:41:18: So this isn't a manipulate which really fucking sucks, but

00:41:22: I mean it's a breath.

00:41:22: It's the breath weapon.

00:41:23: Yeah, like breath weapon.

00:41:24: yeah still But

00:41:30: makes me mad

00:41:32: because you don't know how much.

00:41:33: i just want to be like uh-huh attack opportunity.

00:41:39: Well actually wouldn't you have gotten up talk of opportunity when swung they chain at my?

00:41:44: uh No

00:41:44: that's

00:41:46: an attack.

00:41:47: God, if I could do that.

00:41:48: Oh my god!

00:41:48: That'd be fun.

00:41:50: Um...

00:41:51: I tried Mark.

00:41:52: I know, I appreciate it

00:41:54: Alright.

00:41:54: so let's go down the line here.

00:41:57: Uh..I'm gonna get left to right and then down.

00:41:59: So Kezer you're all the way in the back And barely within this.

00:42:01: i wanna say What did ya

00:42:03: got?

00:42:03: Just singin' my eyebrows off I've gotta a thirty four

00:42:06: Thirty-four?!

00:42:09: That is going to be a fail!

00:42:11: I knew it was gonna be close.

00:42:13: Oh god.

00:42:13: It looks like a tweener of a roll.

00:42:15: Yep Uh,

00:42:17: Garn would you get?

00:42:18: Well I could workshop.

00:42:19: it's just coming through.

00:42:21: So first i got a twenty then i got an nineteen...I've just had an eighteen.

00:42:27: We're going down.

00:42:27: that good for me!

00:42:28: We are going down well ya know.. I'm just riding until this thing is dead.

00:42:32: so thats at thirty

00:42:33: nine.

00:42:34: So its regular success and you will take half damage.

00:42:38: And Ambrose what do

00:42:39: we have?

00:42:39: Thirty five

00:42:41: That is a regular six at whole nation.

00:42:43: Wow, so Kelly

00:42:44: was one away looking around to see if I got a plus-one somewhere.

00:42:49: Good.

00:42:49: I gotta have a plus one.

00:42:51: He was frightened.

00:42:56: Okay.

00:42:57: So that is

00:42:59: uh,

00:43:00: so there's fifty three points of fire damage.

00:43:04: and For the one who view that failed you are blinded for one minute.

00:43:11: And also everything in the cloud has now concealed.

00:43:15: How long does those clouds last like it's the battlefield just filling up

00:43:18: with clouds?

00:43:21: Let's see.

00:43:21: It says

00:43:22: ripping fat clouds everywhere

00:43:27: Creature within the cloud on my way, let me see where it says Thirty foot cone or twenty creatures that move or start to turn in the area.

00:43:42: oh Creatures they move into our start start their turn of the area.

00:43:45: Oh Wow So when you guys started in there, I should have had to roll that.

00:43:49: Damn!

00:43:49: Forget about the...

00:43:50: I shouldn't have had you read it.

00:43:55: Yeah but then so yeah It's just The cone.

00:43:58: and then i'm guessing one minute because That what is says Is

00:44:01: blind.

00:44:04: Oh sorry Sorry No There was a One D four

00:44:08: rounds.

00:44:09: Okay I'll

00:44:11: tell ya What I rolled.

00:44:12: Three three rounds.

00:44:13: That stays there.

00:44:16: So is there

00:44:16: one gone?

00:44:18: I will roll that now.

00:44:20: That one's gone,

00:44:21: so I'll remove

00:44:23: it.

00:44:26: Okay first one has gone and this one here for three rounds.

00:44:31: Kezra is blinded.

00:44:33: he took full damage from the other two of you took half-damage but then this creature uses his last action to strike out at your guard.

00:44:44: I got my shield up!

00:44:47: He's frightened.

00:44:48: So it's a little minus one to this.

00:44:51: However, that's a forty-five hit.

00:44:53: wait isn't he concealed hitting

00:44:55: me?

00:44:57: No not to him.

00:44:58: Not to him

00:44:59: because he has specialized.

00:45:00: Yep

00:45:02: That's a crit.

00:45:03: Okay The

00:45:05: thirty five AC.

00:45:07: This

00:45:07: sucks man It is bad!

00:45:11: That is forty four points of damage.

00:45:13: okay

00:45:14: um two of that is fire.

00:45:16: I don't know if that matters...it

00:45:17: does matter.

00:45:18: so

00:45:19: forty two Oh, yes.

00:45:21: However as this thing hits you You feel something deep within you like your soul starts to get torn away.

00:45:33: I need you to make a fortitude safe.

00:45:39: Sorry that's me in the smoke cloud Marks really enjoying Garn getting his soul tortured.

00:45:56: Do you have an arrow point my fucking?

00:45:58: No, he does it cuz I think

00:46:00: he used one already.

00:46:02: I had

00:46:06: two hero points about a good use.

00:46:07: mine

00:46:10: Now on

00:46:11: this is

00:46:13: dead.

00:46:15: Okay So You are drained to and your stunned too from this pain that hits you deep within the pit of your very

00:46:28: soul.

00:46:29: Okay, okay for I thought.

00:46:32: I was dead.

00:46:33: so you know not as bad As

00:46:37: dead

00:46:38: we're getting there We're getting

00:46:40: their.

00:46:41: I'm Not far i'm not Far from Dead

00:46:44: hey?

00:46:44: I have good news.

00:46:46: One yeah he's no longer frightened.

00:46:49: Thanks man.

00:46:51: well wait that Was For me also it's uh That is the end of his turn.

00:46:53: So It Comes to Ambrose.

00:46:54: oh God.

00:46:58: ah

00:46:59: um We've got to try and kill this thing this round.

00:47:01: Hey

00:47:01: wait, you just started your turn.

00:47:04: Yeah so what do I do?

00:47:06: So roll that reflex save

00:47:07: again.

00:47:12: That is insane.

00:47:14: Oh!

00:47:14: Thirty-seven this time.

00:47:15: Okay so take half

00:47:17: God which was what?

00:47:18: Uh...so

00:47:21: Half of forty

00:47:29: eight Nineteen points at the other side.

00:47:30: Oh alright thats not fun.

00:47:31: Um so Ambrose's going to

00:47:33: um Take

00:47:36: two actions.

00:47:37: We're not do the act together

00:47:39: again.

00:47:52: Mm-hmm Yeah, so he's gonna take an action to step out of The smog because there it's bad for your lungs just saying

00:48:04: Smoking.

00:48:05: smoking is bad and kills you kids.

00:48:07: yes It

00:48:08: kills adults too but it does.

00:48:10: it doesn't kill kids.

00:48:11: don't make me look cool though So they

00:48:13: will make you really good.

00:48:14: yeah Look at here is like Spike from Cabo Bebop.

00:48:19: Looks cool when he smokes,

00:48:21: just saying.

00:48:21: He's so cool!

00:48:22: He's SO COOL!

00:48:24: Alright... So one action there and another action is going to enhance- oh I can't even enhance it or something?

00:48:33: Uh..he's going to cast

00:48:36: um...I'm with in range

00:48:37: i think.

00:48:39: Maybe...maybe?

00:48:40: Yep, thirty of Protect Companion because I believe Last time I did say that he was invisible.

00:48:48: So, He is invisible.

00:48:50: Oh,

00:48:52: Ambrose?

00:48:53: Yeah!

00:48:53: Yes yeah... He's using Protect Companion on Luca and so what he's going to do Is thats happening.

00:49:04: And uh..Luca is going to strike out

00:49:12: Alright still- I'm no longer fighting but i am still off

00:49:14: guard to you.

00:49:15: Off Guard Uh.. Forty one the hit.

00:49:18: Uh..Forty One is a hit

00:49:20: All righty.

00:49:22: Ooh, twenty seven points of damage

00:49:26: Four is

00:49:27: cold to a spirit.

00:49:29: Okay.

00:49:31: And now I'm gonna have to.

00:49:33: what role will What?

00:49:36: Oh for the searing heat that it's going To be a reflexive.

00:49:42: This creature this creature and Tim's dice are just on fire.

00:49:50: thirty

00:49:50: four Thirty-four

00:49:52: That Is A success.

00:49:54: so you Will Take half Of fourteen Seven Seven fire damage.

00:49:59: two

00:49:59: damage.

00:50:00: Yes,

00:50:01: oh my god this thing is getting mileage And another one.

00:50:06: he's going to swing again.

00:50:09: only a plus twenty-one hit.

00:50:10: Oh That's a miss thirty dead.

00:50:14: Yep, let's give you a miss

00:50:16: already.

00:50:17: that is his turn

00:50:19: okay?

00:50:20: Um Keser it say your blind

00:50:24: yep do I have to roll again the reflex?

00:50:29: You will because you're starting in the fire.

00:50:31: All right, nailed it!

00:50:36: Can Garn take a free action to call

00:50:38: out?

00:50:42: I mean...I guess so.

00:50:43: Quezra

00:50:44: come closer

00:50:46: Come

00:50:46: closer To me

00:50:47: and feel The Divine Spark!

00:50:51: Walk through the Fire!

00:50:53: Walk

00:50:53: Through the Fire Plains!

00:50:57: Quezrah what was your total on the reflex?

00:50:58: It

00:50:58: Was Thirty nine thirty-nine.

00:51:07: So you'll take half of the forge breath.

00:51:13: Yeah, so he will just take half this.

00:51:17: So thirty six total.

00:51:18: so eighteen eighteen points

00:51:20: fire.

00:51:21: and so while in the cloud You'd take damage.

00:51:23: yeah

00:51:24: because the force breath says While it persists creatures that move into or start their turn in the area.

00:51:32: I Just didn't read that the first time used.

00:51:34: otherwise you guys would have been Way worse or dead.

00:51:37: It would take probably two actions to get

00:51:39: you.

00:51:42: I mean, do you want us stay blind is the question?

00:51:46: Damn

00:51:47: half-faith walk towards him through the fire and flames.

00:51:51: all right i will Take carry on.

00:51:52: we'll take two action.

00:51:53: this to Garn.

00:51:56: You just yes hands up.

00:51:58: well are.

00:51:58: you could be On The outside.

00:51:59: oh because it's difficult terrain

00:52:01: it's all different.

00:52:01: yeah Yeah,

00:52:02: its difficult rain here and I'm blind.

00:52:03: so

00:52:05: Yeah, well

00:52:08: you can get out right?

00:52:09: You could just be here.

00:52:11: Oh yeah, I mean if you walked a little bit farther to get to the other side of guy would be out But your still blind.

00:52:17: so

00:52:17: yep okay.

00:52:18: So I bump into Garn and then no i'd have To Get A Little Bit Farther.

00:52:23: so I walk around him And Get

00:52:24: Out Of The Cloud Like You Bump Into Him and Stumble a bit.

00:52:28: I felt the cool air Right on the Edge of the Cone that Just went That

00:52:33: Way.

00:52:39: Okay, okay

00:52:43: Garnet comes to your turn.

00:52:44: All right what I got

00:52:45: a role reflex?

00:52:54: That's gonna be a fail.

00:52:57: Oh You said twenty-five.

00:53:02: yep

00:53:04: So as a crit

00:53:07: that walked all the way over you for this

00:53:10: That's so many sixes, Steve.

00:53:12: Oh no!

00:53:15: Forty-nine doubled in two.

00:53:19: oh my god that's.

00:53:23: uh it's ninety

00:53:28: eight.

00:53:30: yes yeah

00:53:31: My hands are on you and I just feel your skin start to melt under my hand Crackles and cracks

00:53:40: falls.

00:53:41: Does card go down?

00:53:43: He goes down And I'm dying too.

00:53:46: Oh,

00:53:48: because it was a crit fail?

00:53:49: Yep

00:53:50: Also...I

00:53:51: did want to issue correction.

00:53:53: Uh..I am blind Because that fun ability that i rolled the nat twenty on can only be applied to allies.

00:54:02: Oh!

00:54:02: It's one

00:54:03: of those.

00:54:03: Sooo I got blinded but I've died.

00:54:08: I can't wait until my fucking head knocked off by this chain.

00:54:11: That is gonna rip my soul out

00:54:12: with

00:54:14: it.

00:54:14: Yeah,

00:54:14: and it looks like two of us are now frequent nicely in a line.

00:54:21: Okay away nice

00:54:22: done condition goes.

00:54:23: hey

00:54:23: one of them's looms visible still.

00:54:28: Okay so Garn moves an initiative.

00:54:31: We move to

00:54:33: slaves.

00:54:34: He does have the charges.

00:54:35: we know that corrects.

00:54:37: yes The slaves who were going to come around this way are all of a sudden like, oh no we can't go that way.

00:54:44: So then they start running the other direction to go clockwise or on the forge.

00:54:50: Oh No there's fire.

00:54:51: run back!

00:54:52: We'll see what they do.

00:54:55: but right now There are three slaves that are just walking back and forth like sims.

00:55:01: Can I go that?

00:55:02: Wait i will get back again.

00:55:04: Uh-oh...I cannot go this way.

00:55:05: Now it comes to Sandorstern.

00:55:11: Okay, we just got to throw the kitchen snake at this thing right.

00:55:13: so I'm going to use my last third level spell and My control sands in The same turn.

00:55:23: So Jake make me two reflex saves.

00:55:26: okay

00:55:29: first one is sandblast.

00:55:30: second One as lightning bolt?

00:55:32: Ok

00:55:33: First one Is a really bad twenty six.

00:55:37: ok that's fail

00:55:38: fail.

00:55:38: OK.

00:55:39: So what's the damage on sand blasts?

00:55:42: I

00:55:42: will tell you in second because i also have to remember how much damage lightning bolt does

00:55:47: Man do, guys.

00:55:48: Remember gara?

00:55:49: oh

00:55:50: yeah

00:55:51: Oh fuck did i do a weeb?

00:55:54: Yeah your gara now

00:55:57: and their name is sand.

00:55:59: or come on dude we saw The gar reference a mile away.

00:56:02: it's okay john i don't know What they're talking about.

00:56:05: Okay thank god

00:56:07: I'm gonna show your son Naruto, but you gotta watch this and he's going to change his life.

00:56:13: I need to watch Naruto!

00:56:15: I'll

00:56:16: change both of

00:56:18: their

00:56:21: lives!

00:56:28: That was just a spell that you sustained into thirty damage.

00:56:33: I

00:56:34: got a twenty-nine.

00:56:40: That's another

00:56:41: failure,

00:56:42: let's go

00:56:42: how much

00:56:44: that's gonna be.

00:56:44: you forty twelve lightning am i correct?

00:56:52: what'd you cast?

00:56:52: lighting bolt?

00:56:53: yeah at what level?

00:56:56: third i can only catch the third right now okay?

00:56:58: that is twenty points of lightening

00:57:03: damage.

00:57:04: okay yeah yeah

00:57:06: forty twelve.

00:57:06: fuck me man!

00:57:07: I've done so much damage to this thing.

00:57:10: Problem is that none of us are doing the most damage to it.

00:57:14: Yeah, let's see how this really issue.

00:57:15: also

00:57:16: your coat was.

00:57:17: do

00:57:17: you were doing damage?

00:57:18: All right so The force burn turns

00:57:24: to use and

00:57:25: yeah makes sense.

00:57:27: You dealt all of this damage due especially with a cone of cold Right up the gate.

00:57:32: you hit.

00:57:33: if he hits me spot in the natural one which means that you just come Nicole right.

00:57:36: So he's going to turn his chain weapon

00:57:40: on you.

00:57:42: Makes

00:57:42: sense!

00:57:42: Thirty-five to hit?

00:57:46: One second.

00:57:47: Good.

00:57:51: Kim, are you blurred or

00:57:52: no?

00:57:53: No I'm not blurred.

00:57:55: Okay... I am using shield block as a reaction with my control sands.

00:58:03: Nice.

00:58:03: Ah cool!

00:58:04: Oh!

00:58:07: Hey uh just i want to point out that my gara reference is still in effect.

00:58:12: Yeah

00:58:14: Where's your giant

00:58:15: gourd of sand?

00:58:16: This

00:58:17: spell very

00:58:18: well might just be a fucking Naruto reference and I didn't even realize it.

00:58:23: I'll only know when he saw the Sandor just goes, uh, sand colfin that's an ability

00:58:31: In case my opponent in sand and i crushed them to death Bro!

00:58:34: That's fucking Kara!

00:58:35: Doctor!

00:58:36: Actually before I actually do that let me look at

00:58:39: this one more time.

00:58:40: Okay

00:58:45: What is the spell called again?

00:58:48: It's just so Sam.

00:58:50: yeah control sand has a Sand shield that you can

00:58:54: use.

00:58:55: Yeah, it's like a reaction that he good that He gets okay?

00:58:58: I was just making sure if the shield breaks that i don't lose this spell and I Don't.

00:59:01: I Just Can't Use it until I sustain The Spell Again.

00:59:05: So This Spell Is Fucking Awesome.

00:59:06: yeah That's an awesome one.

00:59:08: Okay Go ahead

00:59:08: And do.

00:59:09: your damage is Probably Gonna Break the Shield but it's ok.

00:59:11: Ok.

00:59:12: So thirty Four Points of Damage

00:59:14: that Does break the shield but it absorbs twenty One Points

00:59:16: Of Damage.

00:59:18: Okay, all right.

00:59:19: So that also then the rest of it will go away.

00:59:21: The hardness is fourteen with twenty one hit points.

00:59:25: What

00:59:25: does that do?

00:59:27: so it absorbs fourteen damage from the attack and Then the rest

00:59:31: to be damaged.

00:59:32: goats chipped away at this.

00:59:34: okay, so From thirty four minus fourteen goes to twenty twenty.

00:59:39: so there's

00:59:40: what has won my

00:59:41: left.

00:59:43: you Also take twenty points of damage.

00:59:46: But you have your shield for basically one more hit, which is awesome!

00:59:50: So he's going to absorb another fourteen.

00:59:56: He can't use the reaction again this turn... No I cannot

01:00:00: but he still

01:00:03: has it.

01:00:03: Alright so that was first attack.

01:00:11: second

01:00:12: Yeah, that's gonna it.

01:00:14: That's a hit.

01:00:15: okay another.

01:00:20: Actually this is thirty five points of damage.

01:00:23: ouch

01:00:24: Okay

01:00:29: Last attack.

01:00:33: So he's whipping the thing back and forth isn't just hitting you in the head hitting you on the chest And then he pulls the last one.

01:00:37: any swings?

01:00:38: Thirty seven to hit.

01:00:39: I'm

01:00:46: the heels.

01:00:48: Yep

01:00:49: forty points of Damage

01:00:50: Jesus I cannot take another round like that.

01:00:58: Nope.

01:01:01: Uh... Garn?

01:01:03: It is your turn!

01:01:04: Yep.

01:01:05: Oh man, you're still taking damage.

01:01:06: So

01:01:07: i'm gonna take- i'm going to take damage unless i want crit on the reflex save.

01:01:12: Well..I was gonna say this because Kezra you moved.

01:01:17: so....so

01:01:20: I w-was gonna say Did you have an action left?

01:01:23: Noo ,i had three actions to get out

01:01:24: of there.

01:01:26: Okay, I was gonna say that maybe Kesher could pull you out

01:01:29: of the fire.

01:01:33: So make a reflex save if i don't get an at-twenty and go to dying three...I think it's implication.

01:01:38: Because how many more rounds?

01:01:39: There is one round after this round right?

01:01:44: Yes

01:01:46: unless yeah.

01:01:47: so

01:01:50: okay I mean alright!

01:01:51: I COULD GET AN AT-TWENTY.

01:01:53: I mean Black Oak Workshop.

01:01:55: You only let me down couple times

01:01:56: today.

01:01:57: Oh

01:01:58: my god.

01:01:58: I don't want to guard the die, dude!

01:01:59: And i got a back-twenty auto fake roll that shouldn't have gotten it on.

01:02:04: That's five in the dice.

01:02:05: so... But

01:02:06: wait

01:02:06: you..I think you have determine get into your dying role before the reflex save.

01:02:12: Before?

01:02:15: Okay So I will go ahead and make my dying check.

01:02:19: then Uh for those

01:02:21: following along

01:02:22: at home

01:02:23: I Have Toughness

01:02:28: die hard and I have mountains stout.

01:02:32: this because it was quite traumatized that i made him as unkillable.

01:02:38: As, I think you possibly can in the scheme.

01:02:40: okay

01:02:41: so?

01:02:41: I have to hit dying five today.

01:02:44: my recovery check is six plus My Dying Valley.

01:02:47: Okay all

01:02:50: right feeling better feel really bad because he was just a few bad roles.

01:02:54: but go ahead.

01:02:55: Yeah, so I mean if the dice really want me to die like it'll happen.

01:03:00: But i mean six plus dying.

01:03:01: So I just have to hit an eight or higher.

01:03:04: Okay

01:03:06: all right At twelve okay?

01:03:08: It's a good one.

01:03:10: I mean Garnet is two hundred and fifty years old.

01:03:12: he has been around

01:03:13: that's true.

01:03:13: This was his first time dying.

01:03:14: Just

01:03:19: stand up on the face of Gorham,

01:03:20: too many times.

01:03:21: Literally look at him.

01:03:24: It's about your back?

01:03:25: Get back in the flag!

01:03:26: Get

01:03:27: over there Alright.

01:03:28: so now I'll make my reflex save

01:03:30: Yes which is gonna be difficult when you're unconscious.

01:03:33: Minus four.

01:03:34: Yep

01:03:36: uh well oh yeah okay that makes it a little less exciting.

01:03:39: So then its only a thirty one Which i'm assuming

01:03:41: is a fail.

01:03:41: That's a failure

01:03:42: Yep, so go to dying

01:03:44: two.

01:03:44: Okay

01:03:45: all right that's my turn.

01:03:46: hey not bad actually I started.

01:03:48: it's a

01:03:48: bit okay?

01:03:49: All right i'm feeling better about your dying situation.

01:03:53: To be honest

01:03:55: i was like i can't kill tims character.

01:03:57: we're not in person.

01:03:58: what's going on?

01:03:59: That is A great sense by the way.

01:04:01: feel Better About Your Dying Condition

01:04:03: Right now.

01:04:05: Things Only Said In Pathfinder.

01:04:08: Alright Ambrose It Is Your Turn.

01:04:11: Yes, it is.

01:04:13: You know the bitch of it?

01:04:15: Is that I cannot

01:04:16: see

01:04:17: Garn?

01:04:20: Because

01:04:20: he's concealed

01:04:21: to me Like at this point all you sees is Kezra just coming out nowhere like stumbling around.

01:04:29: You see Kezrah pulls his hands out of the smoke and there's just like melted

01:04:34: skull

01:04:35: Garn hair.

01:04:40: His head is still attached to my hand or as the skin is He's just a mutant.

01:04:56: he's like a mutant from robo cop at this point.

01:04:59: Oh There one guy that got mutated Let's see Yeah, so I said like unfortunately he doesn't see him but He's just trying to take this guy out.

01:05:11: Cuz honestly

01:05:12: the this thing is dwindling.

01:05:15: He's barely standing up right now.

01:05:18: yeah cuz Like the bit you know.

01:05:19: see the thing Is it's like?

01:05:21: He also doesn't really have any good heal spells and he doesn' t want To go back in that cloud.

01:05:24: nor does he wanna Go next.

01:05:26: do this All right That's really sucks.

01:05:36: All right, so I am going to.

01:05:44: He's gonna use a focus point.

01:05:46: he's gonna do an act together one of which is going to be lifelink surge To get fast healing on.

01:05:55: so I can okay keeping healed for the moment because I am taking damage like Over and over again.

01:06:03: yeah Okay That's one action, second action.

01:06:11: He is going to use boost Eidolon too.

01:06:14: if he hits gets a little extra damage and Lucas coming to take his two actions and swing let's go.

01:06:23: okay now don't roll damage first.

01:06:29: I didn't hit yet

01:06:30: hold on I was like did they it

01:06:32: come on um thirty five to hit?

01:06:37: He has no longer off guard.

01:06:38: so unfortunately that is

01:06:39: a mess.

01:06:42: That is unfortunate all right.

01:06:45: second hit.

01:06:48: There's a natural twenty though.

01:06:52: Okay,

01:06:52: that isn't exactly what we needed.

01:06:54: that's an actual point.

01:06:55: where do you

01:06:56: want total?

01:06:58: Yes so there would be a success which means it as a crit.

01:07:01: So Kelly pull the card.

01:07:03: this says your friends instantly revive.

01:07:16: Interesting.

01:07:18: This is brow cut, normal damage.

01:07:20: The target takes one d-four persistent bleed damage in all.

01:07:23: until the bleed ends All creatures

01:07:25: are concealed to the target.

01:07:29: Roll damage him.

01:07:30: we'll see if that's even relevant.

01:07:32: Oh okay

01:07:34: oh not bad.

01:07:34: uh twenty seven points of damage.

01:07:37: two cold six

01:07:38: spirit.

01:07:39: He had nine left.

01:07:41: Oh

01:07:42: my gosh.

01:07:43: So you cut him on his forehead and you just see as you cut play slices his like stone hard skull and you just see smoke inflamed for out from the wound in his skull until he's just like.

01:08:02: And then it just collapses into a pile of smoky burns embers, an armor and weapons.

01:08:11: Oh my god.

01:08:17: So

01:08:18: Kessler doesn't have any to shoot

01:08:20: big lightning bullet right where he was

01:08:23: Right.

01:08:25: Why I'll be shooting

01:08:25: the last of that wall?

01:08:29: It's Sandor.

01:08:34: So, Kezra it is your turn.

01:08:36: you were holding on to guard.

01:08:39: yeah i shoot lightning out and then... ...I do drag gun

01:08:43: out of the smog.

01:08:45: okay because

01:08:47: I was still holding him.

01:08:49: so move

01:08:49: over here all right So we will.

01:08:52: it comes to the slave cerns.

01:08:55: The slaves

01:08:58: go

01:08:58: phase help us.

01:09:00: It's dead hooray, and they celebrate.

01:09:03: They're all

01:09:03: masters of healing and medicine.

01:09:07: We're all.

01:09:07: we're all fifteenth level clerics.

01:09:10: Why the

01:09:10: hell are you down here?

01:09:12: You didn't kill a thing.

01:09:15: We don't want to cause any problems.

01:09:17: Oh God their pacifists.

01:09:22: I'm a fifteenth level pacifist.

01:09:26: What does it give you?

01:09:29: I mean there's not whole lot i can do in this situation.

01:09:37: Yeah, im mostly waiting to get the garn.

01:09:38: That

01:09:39: is fair.

01:09:40: If only each of us had a potions on.

01:09:47: We have ten lesser elixirs of lives that we

01:09:50: bought I need.

01:09:51: it was where he left jam one down.

01:09:53: Oh, I'll Jam one down your throat.

01:09:54: walled sand gets in you're blind eyes.

01:09:56: No no no in his butt.

01:09:58: there ya

01:10:00: go.

01:10:00: It's how he'd want to.

01:10:04: This is how he did in the old

01:10:05: days.

01:10:06: He told me and he told me in confidence.

01:10:08: but i feel comfortable telling You

01:10:12: guys Okay Do you have enough actions though?

01:10:15: One move action to get to you.

01:10:17: Two to shove a potion down your throat.

01:10:19: Yep

01:10:22: You life comes back into you, Garn But I...you said that you're blind though from the last one?

01:10:31: Yeah Okay

01:10:31: So

01:10:32: I'm blind for

01:10:34: another fifty four seconds.

01:10:37: Blindness or whatever.

01:10:39: Garn and Jezera just like roll around in pain as our eyes are burning.

01:10:44: with that

01:10:51: It'd be so easy to push them both in the lava right now.

01:10:56: The foot man, we just met you!

01:11:01: Go on go into that spa over there.

01:11:04: no Just keep taking a few more steps.

01:11:07: One of those ones is good for the older bones.

01:11:12: He'll take care of all your problems

01:11:14: For the rest of life.

01:11:17: I'm really

01:11:17: mad Like, I'm super mad at you.

01:11:25: Guess we'll just find out next time?

01:11:27: Hey!

01:11:27: I guess...I guess we will.

01:11:29: but yet the Garen crit him, Sandor crit him and so he was all of the damage that's coming from

01:11:35: it.

01:11:35: It is more insulting than hitting the character behind Luka instead of Luka.

01:11:41: It was hard not to take that personally.

01:11:45: Jake just hit his caster son in.

01:11:48: I mean how much hold on.

01:11:50: Total of

01:11:53: Hundred and twenty damage I did in two turns.

01:11:56: Yeah, not knowing the extra cold damage.

01:11:58: so right yeah.

01:12:00: So this This creature's body lays there like it said is just a lump

01:12:07: of

01:12:08: armor And weapons.

01:12:09: and to weapons.

01:12:11: He had a war hammer but he didn't use that.

01:12:13: But this chain seems to be pretty cool.

01:12:16: i'll tell you That he does happen To have A Very shiny armor set on.

01:12:24: looks very, very nice and magical However because it's large.

01:12:27: I think you would just like

01:12:28: the runes out of it

01:12:30: rather than in the armor itself.

01:12:33: So after a minute goes by Garnon Kezra your eyes come back.

01:12:39: Yeah kezra roost to his

01:12:43: pockets.

01:12:44: that's what we find.

01:12:45: You're pretty beat up too right?

01:12:47: That took

01:12:47: some damage.

01:12:49: Oh, so about that terrible.

01:12:50: So yeah, Garen is like he's kind of just

01:12:54: sitting

01:12:55: in the ash that has fallen from all this

01:12:58: fire spewing out

01:12:59: and looks around...

01:13:02: And

01:13:04: maybe he looks at Sandor because Keser was busy glancing at Ambrose.

01:13:10: It's not the first time I've seen the face of The Gods.

01:13:18: Really thought I might have been gone this time.

01:13:22: I've been giving many chances at life too Many to count these two hundred fifty years.

01:13:31: Thank you for bringing me back.

01:13:33: my work has not finished.

01:13:35: God's gonna get old man

01:13:38: And didn't want to be taken out by this whatever this abomination is But I'm glad we were able to put it to rest.

01:13:46: Hopefully its energy has returned back to the forge where it belongs.

01:13:51: Do you want do what?

01:13:53: I think he rolled one.

01:13:56: I have religion.

01:13:57: somebody roll a crit on this thing, and remember that to identify.

01:14:01: Don't know

01:14:02: that was with speculating what it was not actually.

01:14:05: Yeah,

01:14:06: yeah

01:14:06: now they're here.

01:14:07: Now

01:14:07: you hear ya so get go ahead and roll another.

01:14:13: really.

01:14:15: So that is a

01:14:15: forty.

01:14:17: That is the success.

01:14:21: So we if your religion be a cursed forge sparked.

01:14:29: um When you look at this thing, there's something about that... This is not a ringar or was-not-a-ringar.

01:14:42: The way that you know it is for some reason.

01:14:45: his proportion sizes are looking weird and the way they're looking out of your life It looks like he was warped by the gods themselves.

01:14:54: Something horrible happened in these creatures' lives probably had its own hand And it seems like this is

01:15:01: a punishment for him.

01:15:08: You understand now that the accursed Forge Spirne has something called eternal damnation, which you remember reading these stories your parents are trying to freak out as little dwarf kid and an eternal damn nation reads.

01:15:28: or you know what?

01:15:29: To Know That This Creature

01:15:31: in its

01:15:32: Chain that it uses to siphon the souls of people that it tortures, will keep coming back over and over again.

01:15:46: For the express purpose... ...of living out an eternal hell in this

01:15:53: body

01:15:55: for as long as possible.

01:15:59: And that chain that hit you with is key to breaking these things

01:16:04: torment.

01:16:09: So is it like a chain?

01:16:11: isn't likely could be destroyed as any chain that I know of or does It have

01:16:16: to do you?

01:16:16: Like, uh.

01:16:17: I mean its just the.

01:16:19: it's Just a magic chain.

01:16:20: You Know Its Chain Whip Essentially

01:16:23: To Be

01:16:23: Removed from

01:16:23: The Person Or Something.

01:16:24: Um

01:16:26: It Would Have.

01:16:27: It would Have to be Destroyed.

01:16:28: so you Throw it on the fire destroy it yeah But Yeah, so so you Guys Would Just have to Do That.

01:16:35: um you know that There'S something About.

01:16:39: There's something about sundown, like you have to do it within a day.

01:16:44: Or actually reconstitutes

01:16:48: and this isn't get-a-high enough.

01:16:50: religion check prayer over it.

01:16:53: that won't work.

01:16:53: It's casted

01:16:55: into the fire

01:16:56: Right.

01:16:56: But he said is there magic chain for him?

01:16:58: Does has runes?

01:16:59: Um...It does.

01:17:03: It DOES.

01:17:06: Yeah y'know what.

01:17:07: Go ahead and go enroll, go enroll Arcana.

01:17:09: I know that but look at his gear...

01:17:12: I know not about this

01:17:13: arcane patch.

01:17:14: Crushed it!

01:17:15: I got you.

01:17:17: Got off.

01:17:18: Sandor is like..I have a plus of like fifty-seven.

01:17:21: Now in competition with Sandor i'm trying to beat him.

01:17:24: I've gotta forty.

01:17:25: I rolled really well.

01:17:27: I think he

01:17:27: probably rolled better than me.

01:17:28: Let's go!

01:17:29: Ten four?

01:17:29: Yeah get twenty

01:17:32: three.

01:17:36: Yeah I

01:17:36: only roll the thirty seven.

01:17:38: You got me by three.

01:17:38: Okay Smarter than

01:17:41: a wizard.

01:17:45: The Wizard realizes that the armor is plus

01:17:48: two

01:17:49: resilient

01:17:50: full play.

01:17:52: Cool, we can send it to Benson!

01:17:56: Come package for ya!

01:17:59: The hammer he had was a plus-two striking adamantine warhammer.

01:18:09: It's like that sword.

01:18:10: Oh, oh That's a. it's an enticing weapon.

01:18:14: the way plus two out of man team Warhammer

01:18:19: striking where we are.

01:18:20: Yeah All right The thing called the soul chain.

01:18:25: is you ready for this?

01:18:27: Yes

01:18:28: Plus to Flaming at a mantine greater striking.

01:18:34: that's

01:18:34: what I thought.

01:18:35: holy fuck.

01:18:44: So

01:18:46: So this is the most powerful weapon we've ever come across.

01:18:49: yes,

01:18:50: and We'll see what you do with

01:18:52: it.

01:18:56: Yeah Shaking while holding this chain.

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