The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:29: I had the pleasure of going to a local show for a cover band called Emotional Support.

00:00:39: So they did cover songs with all cool emo bands, Follow Boy, My Chemical Romance and Haltern Heights.

00:00:44: It was sick!

00:00:45: That sounds

00:00:45: awesome!

00:00:47: It's so much fun!

00:00:48: Where'd you see that?

00:00:50: Call Classic over on Canaline.

00:00:54: Yeah, they had a show.

00:00:56: I think that they did another show recently.

00:00:58: It was there like Baltimore or something but it was so much fun.

00:01:03: So what iIwas doing is that?

00:01:04: Was listening to like an emo forever playlist on Spotify and just you know Like oh man when if They're gonna play That song in that song You Know like the week up To The Up To The Show And There was A Song That Came On But I Forgot How Angry It Made Me Cuz I Fucking Hate This Song.

00:01:20: The song in question is Miss Murder by AFI.

00:01:24: I think that song got played so goddamn much.

00:01:29: Oh, yeah!

00:01:30: I hate it now.

00:01:35: And one of the things where a friend's old band, Davey Havoc because he was all edgy and everything... that broke into like the mainstream a little bit and they played The Everliving Shit out of that song.

00:01:48: And now when it came on, I was so irate!

00:01:53: Like I do like that song, but I do skip it a lot.

00:01:58: Yeah yeah That's uh It was like God day.

00:02:01: and then i think it just because if like i said it Was it?

00:02:04: Just played on every station.

00:02:07: you know all the all The rock stations around here at ninety eight Rock DC one-on-one HFS like.

00:02:12: they All Played the like that music.

00:02:14: And I Think They Just got the rights of that One and They Just Never Stopped and They Should Have They should have.

00:02:19: I legit cannot remember this song.

00:02:21: Maybe i've blocked it.

00:02:23: probably in my

00:02:24: memory You know, I was having a hard time thinking to myself like when you're talking about songs that you just kind of got sick Of?

00:02:31: Like I was like.

00:02:32: surely That's never happened To me but because you mentioned this song specifically, I feel like it's unlocked a catalog of music in my brain that i cannot stand.

00:02:44: So...I

00:02:45: don't want ARMY coming after me okay?

00:02:48: I just wanna put this out there- ARMY DON'T COME FOR ME!

00:02:52: But so help me if I hear butter in the grocery store in the mall wherever one more freaking time gonna

00:03:00: lose it!

00:03:03: So

00:03:05: BTS is a worldwide sensation, okay?

00:03:08: And I've been loving BTS since they did their rap cypher.

00:03:13: Cyphers which don't do those no more because it doesn't you know... Okay whatever!

00:03:20: But when they got famous They did this song called Butter and they were on Jimmy Fallon of course all over here pop-up shows On the Street everyone's like

00:03:30: oh my gosh amazing.

00:03:32: It's

00:03:33: like, you know it just played everywhere.

00:03:36: yeah and I'm like there's this thing could choose any of the other of their songs And You'll hit a banger but please no more butter.

00:03:45: Americans have enough problem with that cholesterol.

00:03:49: Don't think i've ever heard that one.

00:03:51: to be honest you're

00:03:52: lucky Sir, you are lucky.

00:03:54: We live on the eastern shore.

00:03:55: we don't hear BTS over here Not in our grocery stores.

00:04:01: I'll say what's BTS?

00:04:03: I have no idea what anything says right?

00:04:07: I will say with the Kpop Demon Hunter songs were played almost everywhere so they didn't get to that point for me.

00:04:15: but like They they definitely played those way too much and it's a kids movie.

00:04:21: So yeah, you know that they should but he still.

00:04:24: Yeah, so the real k-pop just signing right all right?

00:04:27: Right.

00:04:27: I want ya The Real K-Pop to came out of an American Movie.

00:04:32: Wait, have you seen it yet?

00:04:38: Yes, I did.

00:04:39: We got Netflix for like two months because i think New Bridgerton or something and so I finished Bein' Puppy Cat ,I watched K-Pop Demon Hunters... I think that was the only two I got around to but worth it with every penny.

00:04:52: Well

00:04:53: yeah there's a good movie and the soundtrack is awesome.

00:04:56: So.. I hope they don't burn their songs out But They probably will.

00:05:00: Oh they won't.

00:05:01: Don't worry about that.

00:05:02: I mean kind of already started too.

00:05:03: Alright,

00:05:05: just to give you a heads up I'm gonna hijack the next two or three minutes of this intro bit because i Just have a breaking news.

00:05:12: update that.

00:05:13: I've been dying to share with y'all and it can't continue anymore.

00:05:15: so if Y'all remember back in March at The Dead Days Remember when?

00:05:20: I was pulling off That terrible Irish accent.

00:05:23: okay

00:05:24: they also extended into episode Two hundred.

00:05:31: So from my Irish slang it was by the irish nomad right.

00:05:39: she's a woman who has traveled to hundred and seventy nine countries and counting.

00:05:44: And just a really cool person, right?

00:05:47: She had this page of Irish slang that I referenced.

00:05:51: well during recording episode two-hundred The page went down!

00:05:56: And...the last update on the page Was that this dear woman was battling cancer

00:06:03: And

00:06:05: I really just like, oh my gosh.

00:06:07: Like...I was sad!

00:06:09: Yeah that's good.

00:06:10: I got to learn

00:06:10: about it.

00:06:12: It was like, ah man this really sucks.

00:06:15: So in order do her memory tribute your memory and went into the Wayback machine i downloaded a way back version of her web page.

00:06:23: I saved the Irish slang HTML on my computer.

00:06:26: Its there forever and I'm pouring out for The Irish Nomad You know?

00:06:29: I think I drank a Guinness in her honor at one point or something.

00:06:33: So I'm on Instagram And back in like the day when her webpage first went out, I just kind of went on socials to see what our last update was and it had been years.

00:06:43: Oh my gosh!

00:06:44: So i went ahead.

00:06:45: you know me being the sap that im like ill follow her socials as a tribute to her name.

00:06:50: you know gone but never forgotten uh...and then i was on the pot.

00:06:53: thats what normally is on social media and i guess whose story pops up at my feed with the irish snowman

00:07:03: Dang it!

00:07:04: That's awesome.

00:07:05: So, I was really great to see Irish Nomad go follow them on Instagram.

00:07:10: They've recently purchased their dream home.

00:07:13: they kicked cancer once there going through a second bout right now.

00:07:16: so Send your energy to Irish Nomads.

00:07:19: she kicks again F Cancer.

00:07:23: But she's doing great and I reached out to her just said you know, like that appreciated her website And i'm sorry.

00:07:29: To see That it went down and She was responding with haha?

00:07:33: I took a doubt because I thought It Was useless.

00:07:38: No

00:07:38: It's not dumb at all.

00:07:43: I use it for inspiration from my Irish accent and she's like, wait what?

00:07:47: Now i know its useless.

00:07:49: Yeah now im taking it down!

00:07:52: I need to save the world From whatever you're doing.

00:07:56: So shout out to irish underscore nomad Trillial.

00:08:00: blessing upon this world.

00:08:02: Truly indeed indeed All right back to what we were.

00:08:17: I really don't.

00:08:18: oh, well.

00:08:18: I did I prepped.

00:08:19: it looks some stuff up so i'm gonna use It.

00:08:21: um...I Don't hate this song but every time you hear come on the radio and just like yeah And its Tom Petty's refugee Yeah?

00:08:30: I had like four tom petty songs On my iPod growing up.

00:08:35: one of them and I listen to that one way too much for some reason.

00:08:38: Yeah, run down a dream freefall in great.

00:08:40: Great songs.

00:08:41: I'll listen to him anytime.

00:08:42: yeah Some reason that particular song.

00:08:44: I hear it on the radio.

00:08:45: I'm just like can we skip this?

00:08:46: I know It's a radio station.

00:08:47: call it No good no so you I was just thinking like speaking of radio stations Like.

00:08:58: I remember her So I know its.

00:09:01: It was fun, you know the make-of of Nickelback like all the fucking time because they were overplayed Like all over the radio.

00:09:08: Yeah But the one song I cannot goddamn stand is photograph.

00:09:21: It's just like, I hear the chords that ding-ding.

00:09:25: Uh huh!

00:09:26: Just again went to a rage...I don't know why.

00:09:29: It was because they played it so much on the radio.

00:09:32: and this is before i had an iPod or anything where CD player didn't quite work Because my truck didn't have...it had cassette tape players.

00:09:43: Oh boy wow.

00:09:44: So I had get the adapter that used the cassette tape That plugs into the keyboard.

00:09:51: Just that song.

00:09:52: I don't know like Nicobacca.

00:09:53: Like whatever, I'm not gonna listen to him But that's on in particular.

00:09:57: I'm like oh II hate this.

00:09:59: I hate it so much.

00:10:01: Yeah There was a few.

00:10:02: there were some songs of those that actually liked.

00:10:04: they had something good harmonies In them and you know the day did a good job with like doing some like radio rock.

00:10:09: yeah, right?

00:10:10: Yeah, actually do you what is called now?

00:10:12: I love his name for it.

00:10:14: So uh divorce dad Rock Those would be good too.

00:10:19: Anything that's like Pearl Jam or Creed, or God what is the... There was me some Pearl Jam.

00:10:28: I do too yeah.

00:10:31: But Rock?

00:10:32: Butt Rock!

00:10:32: Is this what it's called?

00:10:34: but I saw this recently on Instagram.

00:10:37: but yeah butt rock as a slang term for highly commercialized radio-friendly hardrock and post grunge.

00:10:44: And so, yeah.

00:10:47: So that like the you know when Shine Down did... Mama told me!

00:10:54: Like THAT voice?

00:10:57: Mind you I love that song but it's the vocal on The Hard Rock.

00:11:01: You can call by rock and i'm kind of like the name.

00:11:04: thats funny.

00:11:06: It doesn't make a bad by any means.

00:11:09: its just what is.

00:11:12: Yeah, the guy from Nickelback did a song with Santana.

00:11:15: That was really good Like I can sing but yeah they their music is just very kind of cookie-cutter.

00:11:22: Well you see it's because are Canadian.

00:11:25: that said thanks for the wildfires Chad.

00:11:29: Also his name is Chad.

00:11:30: It isn't his name as Chad.

00:11:33: Oh Man i'm sure You guys would love to cook up some ramen.

00:11:41: after that last fight.

00:11:44: You had a brutal fight against the... God, what was it called?

00:11:51: If only I remember.

00:11:53: Ford's Spurn.

00:11:54: The accursive Ford's Burn in fact.

00:11:57: But you guys did have a rest day and got some new gear.

00:12:02: And last episode came into This area after it came into this room.

00:12:11: After by the way walking through miles upon miles of completely dark and unrefined tunnels Just natural rocked a whole way, so who knows how long these tunnels have been here?

00:12:28: But they had.

00:12:29: they were connected from wherever you are to where ever you came from.

00:12:35: but as You open the door Garn opened up the door and walked right in.

00:12:42: And you see... Trying

00:12:44: to place a bet?

00:12:44: Oh yeah, trying to play some battle.

00:12:45: It's like I've heard your gambling!

00:12:46: I'll let many things fly but not gambling.

00:12:53: You came across four scarlet-tread agents.

00:12:58: Two of them appear to be doing a little bit of sparring with their rapiers.

00:13:03: They seem to be being doing a lot of sparing here And you interrupted.

00:13:08: They're a little friendly bout So they turn to and then just go Get him!

00:13:17: Don't let them leave.

00:13:18: I would like you all to roll initiative.

00:13:23: Not gonna lie, when we opened that with some ramen for the last fight We had the rest episode.

00:13:30: Wait a minute.

00:13:31: am i going crazy?

00:13:33: Let's get combat going here.

00:13:40: Not a great roll.

00:13:42: Yeah, same

00:13:44: let's go ahead.

00:13:50: Okay I have rolled for all the Scarlet Tread agents.

00:13:54: Let's go down the line here.

00:13:57: Garn would you go?

00:13:59: Garn got himself a thirty one.

00:14:03: Thirty-one?

00:14:04: Respectable You know.

00:14:07: there was perfectly fine initiative Sandor, where'd you go?

00:14:11: With a six on the die he only got eight twenty-nine.

00:14:19: Twenty nine.

00:14:19: Okay... Sandor!

00:14:20: You have to take that sand out of your pockets before we go into

00:14:22: combat!

00:14:25: Oh wait are you still doing with that

00:14:26: garabit?!

00:14:31: He has a headband on too!

00:14:35: Sandor been chopping.

00:14:39: I love the idea that Garn is just a huge weeb and nobody else knows what he's talking about.

00:14:43: Yeah.

00:14:46: Oh my gosh!

00:14:47: The fuck are you talkin' bout old man?

00:14:50: You're from the Sand Village, right?

00:14:55: Kezra would you get... Thirty-four.

00:14:58: Oh yeah, alright.

00:15:00: Oh shit who'da thunk?

00:15:03: No one.

00:15:04: What do we knowin'?

00:15:05: No one at all.

00:15:06: And Ambrose would ya get?

00:15:07: Thirty two Two and with this he's going to do a battle cry as well.

00:15:14: Yes So the one is gonna face in here goes oh look how feastful the ages.

00:15:23: I know what to summon.

00:15:24: yeah, and He Is Going To Intimidate Your Fear Will Taste Delicious?

00:15:30: Forty-one?

00:15:31: Oh my okay Vincent numbers right there that it.

00:15:45: That is a crit so frightened to.

00:15:47: yes, and this was going gonna go in against which one?

00:15:52: Just the first one.

00:15:53: The very first one got.

00:15:54: okay.

00:15:55: Okay little frightened action on her.

00:16:00: Okay So going first is going to be So the scarlet triad agents in the back will the one all the way that won farthest away from you guys.

00:16:12: She is going to pick up her blowgun and point it at Garn, because he's the only one that really available right now for a shot.

00:16:20: Everybody else was kind of behind-the-door.

00:16:22: so... So Blowgun is gonna come out... Uh, thirty three to hit you?

00:16:30: Oh yeah exactly!

00:16:32: Okay oh you didn't raise your shield or nothing did ya?

00:16:35: Well

00:16:35: I thought about like whether Like because you have to open the door with one hand and what am I doing?

00:16:40: With my freehand got decided mentally that it'd be my weapon out.

00:16:45: So make

00:16:46: sense.

00:16:46: It does

00:16:47: yes, it does okay.

00:16:49: so is gonna Be seven points of damage.

00:16:54: Wait there's

00:16:55: more.

00:16:56: wait There's more.

00:16:57: give me a little fortitude save for one.

00:17:01: I will remind our dear listeners that i am drained one.

00:17:05: I was previously drained to a rest and I'm drained once.

00:17:08: so, Im not at my tippiest toppiest shape.

00:17:12: however im rolling black oak workshop where dice are treasure.

00:17:16: Black Oak Workshop!

00:17:18: Oh no black oak NO!

00:17:22: I said No!

00:17:23: It's only at

00:17:24: twenty nine...

00:17:29: Gonna have to check the DC, but that is the dc here looks very low.

00:17:34: Hey I'll take it so

00:17:36: i'm gonna give It To you.

00:17:37: But um one of them if That's a type of just on their sheet for some reason I mean If its really devastating poison sometimes this.

00:17:43: No, no thats also true.

00:17:45: yeah, they're lower because the poison So bad uh?

00:17:48: I Mean This Is so Low I don't know.

00:17:49: if any of You can fail it i'll be honest with ya.

00:17:51: so i am like Maybe this is not cool wait Wait hold on let me.

00:17:56: No, it is on the blowgun.

00:17:58: Interesting!

00:18:00: Okay and then make me a second one.

00:18:04: Oh okay this second I forgot that double poison...I don't even know how you can double poison up below the dart.

00:18:11: Listen listen i'm reading this and says This Poison AND This Poision.

00:18:16: Okay marginally better with a thirty-one

00:18:19: That's still a fail.

00:18:22: And of course that was The Purple Worm Poison.

00:18:29: So it's gonna be sixteen points of poison damage,

00:18:33: okay

00:18:34: and in feeble to.

00:18:42: And then that was that.

00:18:45: I think she is going too.

00:18:48: I Think she just kind of reposition a little bit.

00:18:52: so that way It's not like a straight shot from you two her.

00:18:57: Okay, Sandor your turn wait.

00:19:01: How's it my turn?

00:19:02: The encounter trackers all messed up.

00:19:04: We're on here like double.

00:19:06: Oh that's what.

00:19:07: oh you know I

00:19:07: thought yeah, there's two sand

00:19:09: doors.

00:19:09: There is to Sandors.

00:19:10: You know why he carried over from the carried over for some reason.

00:19:14: so So Kezra Is the next one.

00:19:16: let me make sure everybody else is in here at one time.

00:19:20: That said pretty sure should be going.

00:19:21: last.

00:19:21: now

00:19:22: i

00:19:22: see

00:19:22: four scarlet triad agents.

00:19:25: Well there's one, two three four.

00:19:27: Nope nope that all adds up.

00:19:29: That's fine Kessler it is your turn though It is my turn.

00:19:35: Damn I was hoping it wasn't actually Sandor's turn.

00:19:40: Which spell?

00:19:41: Which spell

00:19:42: out of my

00:19:43: fifty?

00:19:45: Yes i know.

00:19:48: So do I want

00:19:48: to blast a high level spell or would be more things in the air Or try something weak and see what happens.

00:19:57: You know what?

00:19:57: I don't think they have good reflex, but... ...I'm gonna launch fireball into the room.

00:20:01: Yes!

00:20:02: Fireball!

00:20:04: Fire ball!

00:20:05: Fire balls!

00:20:06: Fireballs!

00:20:06: I'll give it a fourth-level fireball.

00:20:09: Okay Alright.

00:20:10: so reflex saves all around Going down the line Reflex.

00:20:17: So i'm going left to right, thirty nine on first one Regular success.

00:20:24: This is the frightened one.

00:20:27: So she so sorry the next one is the frightened one.

00:20:30: thirty four regular success.

00:20:33: Okay, this one is Twenty-seven fail God that was just a horrible roll.

00:20:41: good god all right.

00:20:43: And then last one it's going to be one of them twenty seven again.

00:20:48: Oh got two.

00:20:50: I'm good

00:20:52: All right.

00:20:53: like that That's gonna be Thirty-three damage.

00:21:06: Okay, hey thirty-three from you thirty three from you And then sixteen from the other two mm-hmm

00:21:15: okay?

00:21:15: I mean that's awesome value especially since me and Good old ghost of Ambrose aren't in there yet.

00:21:23: Luka

00:21:24: yep blew that up on the back wall.

00:21:27: yes That

00:21:29: was good.

00:21:32: Last action I'm gonna summon my claws, okay?

00:21:41: Shwink another scarlet riot agent.

00:21:48: This is the one that Is in the middle bit.

00:21:51: so there's two that are endless this sort of center-of-the-room.

00:21:54: But the one then it's not frightened.

00:21:57: So she is going to lift up her blowgun and shoot at a Garn.

00:22:02: Now

00:22:03: you

00:22:06: know how it feels, Tim.

00:22:09: Uh... Thirty-two is a miss?

00:22:11: Yes!

00:22:12: Okay.

00:22:14: She will reload and I don't want to take another shot because that seems silly.

00:22:25: Um..I think she'll wait for somebody in the back though.

00:22:31: I dunno if she can see guys cause they're all behind Garnet like tucked by the door.

00:22:37: God, here's your lumpy body.

00:22:40: Keep us alive!

00:22:43: I think that she will... She'll step off to the side To kind of like get on the edge.

00:22:53: So that way it looks as though she is ready for you know To kinda give her a pincer maneuver Here.

00:23:01: Okay Next comes to Ambrose.

00:23:04: Alright so Ambros Is Kind Of Met like he's holding his head for a moment.

00:23:12: He just starts cackling in draconic and you Just hear him, just go It's time for a feast And it's just this growl rolls out as Jake.

00:23:26: can You uh summon that one creature because I don't see it in my summons order?

00:23:30: Oh Which which one would you like?

00:23:34: oh you know That one that you responded with the gif.

00:23:38: what the hell is that?

00:23:42: I'm sure it's very non-threatening.

00:23:50: Oh

00:23:59: man, I'm intrigued!

00:24:04: The arrogance Jimmethy the raccoon not gonna talk to you But they were cool.

00:24:24: There he is.

00:24:26: Oh, yeah that thing there's the boy You want it?

00:24:31: You wanna send me the name of that thing and then I will pull it into the Into this I still hope it's jimmy the racoon.

00:24:41: I generally the wrecking might be the only thing to save you from this but oh, yeah Everyone's gonna hate me for a second actually.

00:24:48: Yeah

00:24:52: Now i'm like little worried.

00:24:56: Don't worry It will.

00:24:58: it is more after them than you.

00:24:59: so your good Is that something of wind again?

00:25:04: Yes So a large creature shows up in the center and let me change the photo here real quick.

00:25:17: Yeah, I'm going to summon it over.

00:25:20: yeah That's fine i'm just.

00:25:21: uh i'm trying this picture.

00:25:24: yeah hold on Love this thing.

00:25:26: you know tim earlier when I didn't think your story was gonna end happy?

00:25:30: It was like.

00:25:31: so you're gonna post that website now right You're just gonna take up the Irish nomad domain, right?

00:25:40: There he is.

00:25:43: Jesus Christ!

00:25:44: It's like grossest dragon I've ever seen.

00:25:49: Is it?

00:25:49: Got

00:25:49: like three-leaf fingers.

00:25:50: Yes, that's a dragon

00:25:50: What?!

00:25:52: So this thing...it IS A DRAGON and..it has ummm....it's got a long ass tongue.

00:26:02: It does have a longest tongue.

00:26:03: Its fingers look like the, um... What's that one mole it has?

00:26:07: Like the frilly nose.

00:26:08: you know what I'm talking about?

00:26:10: Starry

00:26:10: naked mole

00:26:11: rat.

00:26:11: No no!

00:26:12: It is a type of mole but there are all these tendrils that come off its finger.

00:26:16: Oh, does toes have

00:26:17: toes?!

00:26:18: Yeah.

00:26:18: Um.. It's like fracturing or fractals almost.

00:26:23: So those three eyes and an eye at end to its tongue.

00:26:26: Is

00:26:27: that an eye?

00:26:27: That was a pearl.

00:26:29: Does it matter?

00:26:33: The thing with the tongue is it's like tube-shaped.

00:26:37: Very unsettling.

00:26:38: Yeah, this is a very very unsettling creature.

00:26:41: I love it.

00:26:42: It's great.

00:26:42: I would hug him immediately.

00:26:45: yeah when he sent me to this picture He did send that gift back of Martin Freeman.

00:26:50: What the fuck?

00:26:50: There was tiny little vestigial arms A spike coming out from between them.

00:26:55: All right.

00:26:57: so where'd you want those things work To the left to the right mark dragon ever.

00:27:03: it really is

00:27:04: so and

00:27:06: Kelly can understand this, but you just hear the word clotuv like over-and-over name.

00:27:15: And then he's freaked out because by the way Everyone within sixty feet has to roll, we'll see.

00:27:23: Oh my gosh!

00:27:24: Of course!

00:27:27: Freaking course... I can't see it yet.

00:27:33: I technically cannot see that.

00:27:33: which square is in?

00:27:36: On the left.

00:27:38: It has frightful presence.

00:27:41: oh yeah if that's not based on sight then i think any orra.

00:27:47: Okay, so mark I will read you mine since those are the important ones.

00:27:53: Um i got a Going left or right.

00:27:57: twenty nine That passes okay it's thirty five that pass.

00:28:02: yeah Funny enough to frighten.

00:28:04: one got the scouts three five Twenty eight?

00:28:08: That hits at exactly ok and then thirty-eight.

00:28:11: So everybody everybody at least passed.

00:28:13: so are they different friend woman?

00:28:15: um Assuming they just aren't frightened at all.

00:28:20: Okay, but That means everyone else also has to roll.

00:28:25: yeah.

00:28:26: so it says oh no.

00:28:28: Also on success anything?

00:28:30: Anything is frightened one okay So everything.

00:28:32: Oh All of them in this room are frightened one right now

00:28:34: except when I'm got a thirty eight.

00:28:37: that's a crit success.

00:28:38: Does he see what happens under Chris?

00:28:39: Oh,

00:28:39: okay Yeah, so assuming fine.

00:28:42: Yes, so soon there's gonna frighten for the last one then.

00:28:45: But you know Okay, cool That everyone else has to roll too.

00:28:49: Mm-hmm

00:28:50: Yeah so Garn he's seen He's seen worse on the classroom

00:28:53: shores.

00:28:54: So he got a. forty is good

00:28:56: I've been worse.

00:28:59: Oh another day at The Office Sandor would you get?

00:29:06: So are we saying this is not a site based thing?

00:29:10: Uh yeah i don't think it is site base because It says aura emotion fear and mental.

00:29:17: It doesn't look like Yeah, a creature that first enters the area must attempt to will save.

00:29:24: so it does.

00:29:25: Doesn't say anything about it being like a site-based thing.

00:29:29: Thirty seven Okay, well I mean he passes.

00:29:33: so you're frightened.

00:29:34: one.

00:29:34: so right now thanks man.

00:29:40: yeah I Mean it goes away.

00:29:41: once your fine you're fine Once the fear condition goes

00:29:44: away.

00:29:45: Yeah, it's not doesn't?

00:29:46: there's not like a. as long as you're in the aura You can keep the baseline of one

00:29:50: okay?

00:29:51: No no that are some out there though.

00:29:53: That is yeah Yeah, thirty Okay.

00:29:59: So here just right in one ok.

00:30:01: and so It immediately comes out to the field and uses its breath weapon which is streaking breath.

00:30:08: Oh God oh, so it is a thirty-foot cone.

00:30:13: Where's the?

00:30:17: I mean a cone here thirty feet?

00:30:20: Yeah, maybe you can usually get to three of them in that.

00:30:23: Yeah,

00:30:25: yeah That small room it's only like thirty by

00:30:27: twenty or yes?

00:30:28: So so a cone is half-the-room honestly So this is a dragon let's out.

00:30:34: cacophonous sound made up every screen The Dragon has drawn from a terrified enemy before Jesus Christ!

00:30:40: Deals eighty-six sonic damage and a thirty foot cone.

00:30:44: Creators who fail their wool save must spend the first action on their next turn doing nothing but screaming.

00:30:49: Oh my gosh, okay.

00:30:52: So... Do your wool saves?

00:30:55: Another thing of wool saves Alright.

00:30:56: so First one Still frightened.

00:30:59: two Thirty four.

00:31:03: Okay Next is now frightened one Thirty One.

00:31:09: And then the last one, which critically succeeded.

00:31:14: she gets a thirty-three.

00:31:16: Okay so they all succeeded but... They still take what?

00:31:24: Eighty six damage?

00:31:25: Oh my gosh!

00:31:26: Yeah So they still take damage.

00:31:29: Let me get my roller up here.

00:31:32: Yes it's basic will save so that'll still take half.

00:31:35: But Well, yeah.

00:31:39: So it's a will.

00:31:39: save against the sonic gets the Sonic damage and if they fail that's when we do like all of The fear stuff God this that's.

00:31:48: that was good.

00:31:48: roll to thirty four.

00:31:50: so that would be seventeen points.

00:31:52: seven seventeen points of damage.

00:31:55: So this this cacophony.

00:31:57: I've just oh all the screams of its previous victims or whatever It said.

00:32:01: um much Just erupts from this creature in just like overwhelms them and they stand there just like, what is that?

00:32:13: What does it get?

00:32:14: We need to kill them right now.

00:32:16: I mean... That's the whole point of being out there.

00:32:20: Yup yup.

00:32:23: And since we're doing the act together Luka will also move into the room.

00:32:29: Oh yeah!

00:32:30: I would have to roll the save.

00:32:32: Whoops my bad.

00:32:33: Oh whoops!

00:32:35: Not that it mattered because i just summoned.

00:32:37: so Because he's freaked out at this thing, too.

00:32:42: Like this thing called to him.

00:32:44: so He is kind of Okay will save and it's a fear effect.

00:32:53: okay not bad That's the thirty eight actually because I also have Something another item that gives me plus two four Emotion-based stuff got you?

00:33:09: And shit, Luka.

00:33:10: I've had...I'm sorry, Luca.

00:33:14: Yeah, Luca just barely passed so he's frightened.

00:33:17: one So...got it!

00:33:20: Fun!

00:33:21: Uh but Luca is going to move up into the room now as well Sight uh should i be out of your way sander?

00:33:32: Um you're good.

00:33:36: Okay, i-i just don't want to be in a way like a cone or something.

00:33:41: I was thinking about doing that, but i think im gonna do something much simpler.

00:33:44: Okay uh so yeah he's going to move here All righty if that works?

00:33:53: Actually no you'll be in front of Sandor just for protection Got it!

00:33:59: Ok well after that turn she comes to Garn.

00:34:04: Alright Garn is gonna look back at Ambrose Why did you cut that thing?

00:34:10: and then he's gonna charge ahead?

00:34:15: And look over at the creepy dragon thing, but I he assumes is on our side.

00:34:23: It's like Hello

00:34:26: I hope your cool dude.

00:34:28: But do

00:34:34: you wanna call out to Garn?

00:34:36: Yes, I need to be able to touch you for something.

00:34:41: Well all right sender.

00:34:42: I won't charge heedlessly into battle yet But like my words who cannot hold back this warrior spirit?

00:34:48: but instead I shall top with a pillar of heaven.

00:34:51: And he's gonna topple the pillar of Heaven

00:34:53: All right

00:34:54: and i'm going to need those two.

00:34:56: so they're Like north west of Garn in a straight line.

00:34:59: it can get two of them

00:35:00: got us.

00:35:00: I could do.

00:35:01: that needs

00:35:01: You To make me.

00:35:03: I believe it is reflex saves.

00:35:06: Because you're trying to dodge a pillar from

00:35:10: heaven!

00:35:10: Dude we got the hell dragon and fucking pillars toppling in this tiny room, there's a lot going on right now... So that was gonna be a thirty-two for the first one closest to ya And then a twenty seven.

00:35:24: That's what i thought yeah Oh

00:35:27: so thats going to six d

00:35:29: eight worth

00:35:31: of damage.

00:35:32: And I finally, this has been like what a year in the making that I have supplied my dice tray with six D-Eights.

00:35:40: Oh my gosh!

00:35:41: That was

00:35:41: tired of rerolling them.

00:35:43: and then it's all thanks to Black Oak Workshop.

00:35:51: So

00:35:52: twenty two points of damage for one that failed... ...and eleven To the one that did not.

00:36:00: Okay

00:36:02: Whenever you use this ability on vision in Smite One Of The Gods is something we call Takes a staff and it extends because his stuff is originally one of the pillars that hold up to heavens, yeah It has

00:36:15: to be like based around not like oh

00:36:17: for sure.

00:36:18: Yeah Oh, yeah got to be you know.

00:36:20: And then the eminence The divine eminences going to shift into the crown upon his head as Garn raises His

00:36:30: new

00:36:31: Greek game.

00:36:32: amazing reforging shield like this thing just so

00:36:39: things kind of correct.

00:36:41: yes it is I will never die

00:36:46: okay.

00:36:47: um after that sand door there's now your turn.

00:36:50: you may touch Garn however you want.

00:36:52: yep so i'm not going to take half an hour for my turn.

00:36:56: officially i'll get a cast blur on Garn.

00:37:00: oh

00:37:01: my gosh.

00:37:07: Yeah, dude it's worked to this

00:37:09: far

00:37:11: And then I'm just gonna sit back and light up a Marlboro red

00:37:17: Well earned concern.

00:37:20: Okay, um well.

00:37:22: I believe if i can put Blur like effect

00:37:26: on mongarn

00:37:27: while let me say Oh, I Can make him conceal?

00:37:32: Can I put that on you?

00:37:33: I can cool.

00:37:33: look at that Foundry is awesome.

00:37:38: Okay, so all right nice.

00:37:40: Nice easy turn.

00:37:41: thank you John appreciate.

00:37:44: So this is the one that is in the Back right of the room sir she's the one who's frightened one.

00:37:53: She sees a bunch of people coming in but there still did dragon.

00:37:59: That's probably not a big deal don't worry about it.

00:38:02: It looks like a big-deal.

00:38:04: Looks like a horrible bit horrible big deal.

00:38:08: Think that she hasn't shot her one thing yet, so I think what's he is going to do.

00:38:15: She will try and shoot a dart at the dragon.

00:38:22: Okay.

00:38:23: So weak!

00:38:25: Oh you hit it.

00:38:28: Seven puts damage?

00:38:30: Okay let me get my calculator out for this.

00:38:33: That how i've been doing summons And then I need the dragon to roll a two four to two saves.

00:38:44: So probably not his best, um...I mean he's more will than anything else.

00:38:50: yeah yeah uh let me see four two save number one.

00:39:02: that's at twenty eight.

00:39:04: uh twenty eight.

00:39:05: so you are uh your fine on that one and then the second forward to save for Purple warm.

00:39:14: that is a warm venom technically, but anyway.

00:39:16: Yeah if that's a thirty two Thirty-two success see you are fine Yep or DCs go down even on your items.

00:39:27: apparently when you are You just don't shoot it.

00:39:32: I guess not.

00:39:33: yeah the you're shaking so bad That some of the Venom comes off The dart as you're loading It into the blow gun.

00:39:42: She will reload, and then I think she'll take a shot at Garn.

00:39:50: Speaking of Garn do you want to resolve what happened last time with my poison?

00:39:54: My venom...

00:39:56: Right!

00:39:57: Yes let's do that before i maybe put it on you again.

00:40:02: So lets take the listed

00:40:05: yes which was fifteen or sixteen or something like that?

00:40:07: Yeah fifteen

00:40:09: And Then I roll to see if it progresses.

00:40:12: Correct.

00:40:12: Okay, all right going to go and come on.

00:40:16: It's not that hard.

00:40:18: Well maybe it is so twenty seven

00:40:21: Twenty-seven?

00:40:22: That is a fail.

00:40:25: Yeah I mean being able.

00:40:26: the really really sucks when you're dealing with poison.

00:40:30: So he goes up another d six of poison Or nine somehow went down.

00:40:39: oh my god One one four, one-one-one.

00:40:43: Woo!

00:40:45: That was... goodness that was bad.

00:40:47: We take those.

00:40:51: Okay so oh and then she'll take her shot to maybe progress it further.

00:40:58: Blowgun with the map however, uh, thirty which is a mess right?

00:41:02: Nope okay.

00:41:06: And then The last one this is the one that is frightened.

00:41:10: two She is going to... God, I really don't want to do this.

00:41:15: But this dragon is awful and she needs to get around it.

00:41:18: so she's going to move here.

00:41:20: Oh um that last one you said was Frightened One right?

00:41:24: Uh yes So her Frighten Condition just went away Correct Okay!

00:41:28: It's gonna use a reaction

00:41:30: What?!

00:41:31: Called Consumed Fear.

00:41:33: So you see the Frightend Condition And i'll know You might be a purple wisp kind of comes off of her, and then it siphons right over to its tongue.

00:41:43: And just kind devours it.

00:41:45: Ew!

00:41:46: So it devours her fear... ...and gains four dA temporary hit points.

00:41:52: Oh my

00:41:52: god!

00:41:54: This thing's definitely not gonna be a problem if we kill these guys, right?

00:41:58: Not at all.

00:41:58: so I'll roll for that.

00:42:01: Okay okay alright um okay.

00:42:04: Then what she is going to do Is She is Going To Um Okay, so she used one action to move.

00:42:15: She is going to ready...she's gonna use two actions to ready a strike because she told the other one to get in position and try to flank this dragon.

00:42:28: So what's gonna happen?

00:42:29: Is that she did a readyed action?

00:42:33: The top of next round comes This one moves IN To flank the dragon and then the one that went before her is gonna take her ready to action.

00:42:42: Does it make sense?

00:42:43: Mm-hmm, okay So she Is not frightened too.

00:42:49: She's only frightened one But we'll see if that even matters.

00:42:56: Oh my word natural one.

00:43:03: I was like, i'm gonna use Rite Aid Action to make sure that it can get a hit and not Frightened One.

00:43:09: Not Frighten Two?

00:43:10: Man this would be great!

00:43:12: What type of damage does this fumble?

00:43:13: you're Frightening Three Melee.

00:43:17: Yeah yeah Right in your own bell until healed.

00:43:20: You are now deafened For the rest of your natural life.

00:43:25: Okay Deafened That's got everything over here right.

00:43:29: Yep You said Until Healed All right.

00:43:32: Well, she's probably not getting healed so she's gonna be Deft.

00:43:36: yeah, she yep deft'll done.

00:43:38: that's what I said.

00:43:40: The other one then is going to.

00:43:43: she stepped up and actually was gonna do two stabs on the dragon.

00:43:48: You are off guard.

00:43:56: Thirty seven hit That would be a crit okay?

00:43:58: Yeah matter what got it So Critical with the sneak attack on here.

00:44:05: It's gonna be fifty four points of damage.

00:44:09: Wow, yes now that could have been.

00:44:12: you Could've in you.

00:44:18: And then she will do a second one because first one felt so good.

00:44:25: But at first She is going to say she has something called precise debilitation hits an off guard creature and deals damage.

00:44:34: I think she's going to... She is gonna do a free action, deep cut.

00:44:45: So you take an extra two d six precision from my attacks and i don't know if that activates now or maybe not.

00:45:00: Apply as one of the following debilitation which lasts until their next turn.

00:45:07: Take it on its turn then I Don't know.

00:45:13: It's interesting.

00:45:13: I don't know if a will be an extra two D six on this.

00:45:16: They definitely wouldn't be doubled If it was.

00:45:21: well, let me see if i hit and see the matters.

00:45:25: Twenty I did not hits.

00:45:26: Wow all right So.

00:45:29: but so there's just a deep gash.

00:45:31: And now and Now she's pointing at everyone else like go Go Right There go for her right there This thing, oh my god.

00:45:42: Kill it quickly please!

00:45:44: Meanwhile the other girl on the other side of the creature is going.

00:45:47: what?

00:45:51: Huh?

00:45:51: Kezra your turn.

00:45:52: All right kezra will step up into the room to the right of Garn so I'll step in through there and see the dragon.

00:46:05: It's quite horrible but you know...I

00:46:08: think i can smell.

00:46:09: It's

00:46:11: all slimy.

00:46:12: Smells like fear.

00:46:13: I

00:46:15: thought it smelled like Teen Spirit!

00:46:19: So Kesher walks into the room and this just begins to flame.

00:46:23: as he looks at two, uh... ...to the right side of the room.

00:46:28: He is like You would know your friends are going to burn And then goes to shoot a blazing bolt.

00:46:37: but instead the fire Goes out and just a sickly green bean shoots through both of them instead.

00:46:46: Okay, because there's like surprise but they have to roll fortitude saves.

00:46:51: okay

00:46:53: So I'm gonna do the first one that would be hit.

00:46:55: so Fortitude.

00:46:58: twenty-nine bail.

00:46:59: second one Twenty nine again even though i was frightened on all this.

00:47:08: Oh god.

00:47:08: Is that a sickening ray?

00:47:11: It is in innervation.

00:47:13: Oh no!

00:47:15: Oh yeah, innervation... Go down left.

00:47:17: So two fails.

00:47:18: creatures take four d eight persistent negative damage and become drained one.

00:47:24: Oh God okay That's a bad one to fail.

00:47:26: Yeah Forty-eight negative I'll roll it on their turn.

00:47:30: Yeah, oh i'm gonna put into this thing here.

00:47:36: I've seen negative.

00:47:38: I guess i'll just make it untyped, but okay um Luckily with foundry...I can put persistent damage.

00:47:47: So we don't forget Goodness!

00:47:51: Okay Yeah this like evil energy just flows out of him.

00:47:54: But he was clearly trying to shoot a blazing

00:47:55: bolt.

00:47:56: Ah!

00:47:56: You gotta

00:47:59: shoot one thing and something else comes up?

00:48:00: That happens all

00:48:03: the time Because you're right next to Garn.

00:48:06: so

00:48:07: It's a weird thing if Lazarus kind go a little pallid when that spell goes off.

00:48:12: Yes, yes.

00:48:13: And I'm just like- It was just imagining Garn... He's old right?

00:48:15: Like he has a little haggard and to see the flame turn from orange to green sickly You think for yourself.

00:48:23: maybe as you're casting it As flames pass by Garn's face that looks like he aged ten years For his second

00:48:30: and Garn!

00:48:32: He looks a little

00:48:32: like...

00:48:34: as well.

00:48:39: Okay All right, well after Kezra hits those two.

00:48:46: So she can't do anything about that necessarily, Kanchi It's just the DC-Fifteen fly check every time, right?

00:48:53: Yeah I suppose.

00:48:54: so

00:48:55: You try to stop, drop and roll.

00:49:00: Give up, kill yourself.

00:49:03: That's always one way to get rid of a disease.

00:49:04: Action

00:49:05: One Lift Up Great, action Two Hoppin pool of lava

00:49:10: off in the lava.

00:49:12: I don't know if i did mention that, but Ed is just magma under like great and there's a great.

00:49:18: okay yes yeah they're it.

00:49:19: their is just what magma flowing right there.

00:49:23: um so uh to get rid of this fear and she suffered.

00:49:28: and then this stuff miss you might jump it who knows?

00:49:33: She will.

00:49:33: however I don't remember if she shot the Jiraga.

00:49:40: I think that's he did.

00:49:42: But oh, yeah but this you reloaded and then she moved here.

00:49:45: So she is going to try to shoot Kezra with a dart though Logon go thirty-two to hit That's it okay that It's gonna be Seven points of damage?

00:50:07: If you if you've figured out that it's always seven damaged your correct Oh really?

00:50:12: Yeah Yeah, they darts themselves.

00:50:15: just do a minimum of like one.

00:50:17: and obviously because she's like an NPC if She gets like dex bonus and weapon you know all that kind of stuff.

00:50:21: but Poisons in Venoms the stuff I got need to do at least one damage.

00:50:26: So it's the minimum damage that possible.

00:50:28: so anyway Please make me two fortuitous.

00:50:33: alright nailed the first one Like thirty seven Yep, so that when your fine and then second one Ooh, uh... thirty-four.

00:50:48: Thirty four is success.

00:50:49: so you're fine.

00:50:52: Always roll rocks on fucking Fortitude!

00:50:59: In which case she shot one.

00:51:04: this dragon is still up.

00:51:06: So I think that she will take us right over and then try to stab it To get a sneak attack off of it.

00:51:13: Um, hopefully they can get rid of this thing for now.

00:51:17: Uh... Even with a map, an extra twenty doesn't care.

00:51:22: Oh!

00:51:22: Better on the dragon than on

00:51:24: us.

00:51:26: Well he's there for?

00:51:31: Wait wait where is the one that?

00:51:32: um uh I give bravado to all my friends and then we lose our fear condition and imprecision damage.

00:51:37: No but you'll- Ah i think

00:51:38: your thinking about PC That isn't end.

00:51:41: in pc

00:51:42: You lodge your Your sword and its bone.

00:51:46: The target takes one d six persistently damage.

00:51:51: Okay, uh well we'll see what crit does first Before before we attempt to bleed.

00:51:56: Uh sixty three points of damage Still up.

00:52:01: Wow okay Remember he did get temporary hit points.

00:52:06: Oh that's true this is true.

00:52:07: ok yeah oh those temporary hits probably kept him alive huh?

00:52:09: No it would have been a life without them.

00:52:12: All right, well that is her turn.

00:52:15: so she's gonna roll the uh... The flat check.

00:52:19: We take fifteen negage.

00:52:20: Oh god!

00:52:20: Is it worth negative persistence?

00:52:26: Yeah, it's forty-eight persistent negg.

00:52:30: That was amazing.

00:52:33: Alright, a flat check succeeded exactly.

00:52:37: Oh my gosh, come

00:52:38: on!

00:52:38: Fifteen.

00:52:39: Fifteen on the deck.

00:52:40: But her

00:52:41: system damage never

00:52:42: lasts.

00:52:45: The animation rolls pretty bad.

00:52:48: Two two seven four Man.

00:52:48: Oh, well There's still one that has the hazard.

00:52:50: so you always roll.

00:52:51: great I do.

00:52:54: if it if i had a talent It would be though um I'll write down my resume.

00:52:59: uh by count.

00:53:00: embrace your turn okay?

00:53:02: So he is Holding this He Is Maintaining these on to act together and split his focus between tool two-and-two.

00:53:14: does a he maintains and he cast a. or was it the spell?

00:53:23: uh boost idolon for one turn.

00:53:26: so okay to target luca.

00:53:29: luco is going to flank with the dragon

00:53:32: yes

00:53:34: and he has kind of lucas even not sure if this thing at all.

00:53:40: these rituals are always fun Like listen, I'm undead but that's not dead.

00:53:45: This thing is a fucking monster.

00:53:47: Okay.

00:53:49: So Let's see oh my god That's a forty Um V because she was off guard as a critic God.

00:54:03: So I mean maybe.

00:54:07: so that's forty six uh, fifty points of damage with the boost Eidolon.

00:54:12: Oh!

00:54:12: With the Boosted Gs?

00:54:13: Okay Yes So that's... and now The Dragon goes And it turns.

00:54:19: It's wounded.

00:54:20: It looks as Jake likes saying its bloodied Its bloodied.

00:54:26: It has two hundred hitpoints left.

00:54:28: so it is going to.

00:54:31: let me see here because unfortunately breath hasn't come back yet one more turn which might not survive.

00:54:39: Oh, yeah.

00:54:41: Let's see what I can do here because he does have spells but the spells aren't really anything crazy.

00:54:52: also fun thing.

00:54:53: He has true speech codston.

00:54:55: so oh wow and speak every language.

00:54:58: So that's why he's a fearful creature is like oh because you can talk to your heart cuz it doesn't matter with What?

00:55:04: What languages you speak?

00:55:05: Yeah You just know give me little guy.

00:55:08: um Yes I keep forgetting how draconic frenzy works.

00:55:16: It's two claw strikes and one tail strike in any order at the map, right?

00:55:24: No no it was just good action.

00:55:29: economy.

00:55:30: yeah okay cuz.

00:55:31: Yeah because you get three attacks for usually use claws as though second to actions to give that agile.

00:55:37: Yeah, yeah.

00:55:37: cause of the agile yes So it's usually by clock claw or bike claw tail or something like a. Oh, it does have the jaw attack.

00:55:45: Okay yep so yeah It will do Jaw Attack first and then claw would be better or?

00:55:50: Mm-hmm?

00:55:51: Yeah, yeah okay So that I mean that's fine.

00:55:54: its two hit isn't the worst?

00:55:57: it's not obviously Luca.

00:55:59: oh his tongue is like Two thirds of length of this whole body.

00:56:02: so when he pulls a tongue in Oh, it's like a chameleon with how the mouth is.

00:56:11: Right?

00:56:12: The tongue has to go in and bite it but the tongue was just out sucking the fear ofs.

00:56:17: It's horrifying!

00:56:18: I

00:56:18: don't wanna think about this...

00:56:21: Think about it Tim, think about it.

00:56:22: Such a big girthy tentacle coming up.

00:56:25: that's so gross.

00:56:26: How else

00:56:27: would you describe it that way Kelly?

00:56:32: Big girthy flaccid tongue, big girthy tongue coming out of the mouth.

00:56:37: Big girthy floppy tongue that is slimy and everything else.

00:56:43: We just lost like eighteen viewers.

00:56:45: And

00:56:47: we gained a hundred.

00:56:49: Thirty-two to hit this one.

00:56:52: Oh yeah!

00:56:54: The one who's off guard That was a hit Because Joltec is two D ten plus twelve.

00:57:03: Wow Yeah, that's this dragon this dragon stats right there.

00:57:06: I mean like he He's an odd one just because he's more mental of anything of the Dragon.

00:57:11: but still Roll dice roller come on guys shake the phone.

00:57:17: so it actually does it.

00:57:22: Okay That is.

00:57:24: So that's twenty three points to damage.

00:57:27: okay.

00:57:28: and so now the maps of Part of this right correct.

00:57:32: Yes, okay?

00:57:34: So that is.

00:57:48: And one more with claw.

00:57:55: No it definitely won't hit.

00:57:58: Okay I mean still really good damage.

00:58:00: Oh yeah Yeah just from on the head and Nope ok i'm going down.

00:58:09: Yeah, she at the end of her turn is when she will lose frightened.

00:58:14: so you'll be able to suck up that fear Garn it.

00:58:20: Is your turning?

00:58:21: You're blurred.

00:58:23: I'm blurry boy.

00:58:25: So the blurry boy is this garlic tribe member that's sandwiched in between Luca

00:58:30: and

00:58:31: Dragoon Yes looks pretty messed-up right.

00:58:37: See, she's below half?

00:58:41: Yeah.

00:58:41: I think this is the most

00:58:43: damaged.

00:58:44: Yes for sure out of the group yes.

00:58:47: All

00:58:48: right well i think you know...I really wanted to flank but I won't be able to do that.

00:58:53: however it's gonna be a little more of a defensible position.

00:58:56: so then I am not as easily flanked with the possibility of taking somebody else!

00:59:02: I would like to think that Garn has what it takes, so he's gonna move and... Gonna strike out with this beautifully.

00:59:13: Beautifully crafted adamantine war hammer That he just got souped up by his dwarven rose And black oak workshop knows when the dice rolls count because that is a forty-to hit.

00:59:29: oh my god.

00:59:31: Okay She is

00:59:35: because I can't go through the middle of her square to them, too.

00:59:38: The Middle of the dragon's where.

00:59:41: That's how that worked.

00:59:43: Okay all right.

00:59:43: So if oh Yeah, I was gonna say even Because she's only frightened one if you was still frightened two.

00:59:56: Let me look

00:59:56: at the, let see... You inspire?

01:00:01: So actually it is a forty-one If that

01:00:04: means anything.

01:00:06: Is that not calculated in automatically?

01:00:08: No It's not calculated.

01:00:09: Okay okay then..if its a forty one Then it is correct.

01:00:13: Question for Chris man.

01:00:14: Yep Its

01:00:16: like oh yeah I forgot to shift into the wreath.

01:00:18: Oh i forgot that plus

01:00:19: one I did.

01:00:22: that's exactly my plus one matters man.

01:00:23: It's exactly why it was one plus ones matter.

01:00:27: oh My gosh all right whoa, okay?

01:00:29: Okay i forgot that means stuff happens.

01:00:33: uh Oh because of all this stuff on your on you're mace.

01:00:35: yes Because of all the stuff from a maze

01:00:39: Uh, I don't know

01:00:40: if I don' t think any of its actually very

01:00:43: Will apply.

01:00:44: actually nothing none of it will apply.

01:00:46: They're kind of situation.

01:00:47: I don't know if we these are unholy creatures, so they won't take extra

01:00:51: You know holy damage or whatever.

01:00:53: So instead i'm just gonna roll some dice and do some damage.

01:00:55: okay both

01:01:00: plus six is eighteen.

01:01:04: Eighteen times two is thirty-six points advantage.

01:01:08: Thirty-six whacked onto her

01:01:11: shoulder.

01:01:11: Yeah, and as Garn

01:01:14: hits

01:01:15: with the Adamantium Warhammer it sounds even though there's not this creature doesn't really have the armor for this.

01:01:21: It sounds like someone hitting a hammer on an Anvil.

01:01:27: Oh jeez Okay.

01:01:32: And

01:01:33: last action ratio.

01:01:34: And then ratio?

01:01:35: Okay Sandor This is interesting because I could get in there.

01:01:41: I could line up, get a lightning bolt off But that's gonna leave me closer to them than i want To be.

01:01:49: So Sandor The plight of the wizard

01:01:52: Right?

01:01:52: Um

01:01:54: so instead Sandor was just going to shoot a chromatic ray from his Jake.

01:02:00: remind me the name with this wand again.

01:02:02: Oh the oh that wand is called on him.

01:02:06: I didn't have it up called the

01:02:09: rainbow rod.

01:02:10: The wand of refracting rays says this one is short and wide with a hexagonal crystal shaft in leather wrapped handle, the wand refracts direct bright light into our rainbow.

01:02:28: so you walk around with the pink Floyd cover all the time though.

01:02:32: The refracting ray also sounds like a late seventies band.

01:02:35: yes it does.

01:02:36: yep

01:02:38: their mascot is like a manta ray.

01:02:42: Yeah,

01:02:42: that would be cool.

01:02:44: This is a roll to hit and it bounces between... Yeah yeah.

01:02:49: so if you-if you hit the first time then you can target another creature within thirty feet and roll again.

01:02:55: No way!

01:02:57: So

01:02:58: I'm

01:02:58: going to uh... Oh wait sorry know what i just realized too.

01:03:03: this is cooler in fact each time your rolls fell tackle and determine the rays colors separately for each target.

01:03:10: yep So you could do acid to one and then fire the next one.

01:03:14: And that's really cool, I like them all up.

01:03:17: Yeah this is a really good wand.

01:03:20: I just need pull-up of the actual chart here.

01:03:22: Kelly did we ever figure out because i have a fifteen foot emanation.

01:03:25: That would give a plus one status bonus through tech rolls.

01:03:28: does it apply?

01:03:29: To sand or

01:03:30: You must have line of effect which means he has to be completely yes Have if even any part of him sees yo You're in it.

01:03:39: I just-I'm stepping into the room before I shoot.

01:03:41: Oh, all

01:03:41: right perfect.

01:03:42: Well there we

01:03:44: go.

01:03:44: Get a plus one to all

01:03:45: your rolls.

01:03:47: Good ol' Plus One... I have so many fucking spell tabs open.

01:03:52: Oh my god!

01:03:53: You could

01:03:54: get a crit.

01:03:54: That's what i found out.

01:03:56: Uh yep I always have SO MANY TABS OPEN.

01:03:58: Yeah, yeah anyway Especially where summons are like all of my creatures are available To get into summoning you have soo many tabs all the time.

01:04:03: Yeah, Tim fifteen plus twenty three that is thirty eight

01:04:10: Thirty-eight.

01:04:13: let it be a hit.

01:04:14: Which one are you doing first?

01:04:15: The First One.

01:04:17: I'm shooting as the one directly across from me.

01:04:20: this okay Okay there's the one that has to persist in damage.

01:04:24: ok so hit on the first one.

01:04:27: So let's do lets figure out of the damage on this and then see if they didn't see If You can bounce it.

01:04:31: Three Is God Damn.

01:04:33: Yellow Electricity Great deals, fifty electricity damage to the target.

01:04:40: Unreal.

01:04:41: By the way do you have any numbers on that?

01:04:45: Oh I don't!

01:04:46: I should though shouldn't i?

01:04:47: Yeah they should've drained one because... They're reduced HP.

01:04:50: Yeah.

01:04:52: Drained One and then drained one.

01:04:55: uh That won't take them out but it'll definitely reduce their HP now.

01:04:59: um okay And then which one are going after?

01:05:02: next Second one is The Other Drained Target?

01:05:06: All right Wait, am I using map on this?

01:05:19: Roll your spell attack roll and to determine the race color separately for each target.

01:05:33: The ray continues to refract each time it hits.

01:05:35: that refracts ceases.

01:05:36: if you miss any target You can end the refraction at any point, you can't target this same creature more than once and must have line of effect to all targets.

01:05:43: Is it saying like chain lightning where is just keeps bouncing?

01:05:46: It's not a reflex save... But yeah because its' not a save.

01:05:51: that does change that.

01:05:54: Now here's the thing I think.

01:05:55: because it's a wand Its one time use.

01:05:58: so obviously it's very valuable but only get used with ones without potentially breaking it.

01:06:05: What's the spell again?

01:06:08: Well, it's one different spell.

01:06:10: Yeah That's the spell but this is the item wand of refracting Which is a thing.

01:06:15: that which is the thing that allows?

01:06:16: It I don't.

01:06:18: I Don't see its saying anything about map and The reason why say that is because This says for your spell attack roll and in to determine the race color separately For each target.

01:06:28: so i dont know if it would They Would Say Anything or If it Would Include Map.

01:06:35: Timmy, have you found somebody on Reddit that's smarter than us?

01:06:41: I think it's fair to say this is a very valuable magical item.

01:06:44: So... Up to You!

01:06:52: I'm gonna say no for now but like i said if that smart person on reddit says otherwise then we will know going forward.

01:06:59: Just people

01:06:59: saying I love the spell its great or something.

01:07:03: A kaleidoscope attack

01:07:06: I mean, it is that.

01:07:06: It wouldn't have.

01:07:09: just like the spirit of it seems to be somewhat more like like chain lightning or blazing bolts are something where its like a hit each target as at full power?

01:07:24: I don't know.

01:07:25: I will give you a no map only because you guys kind-of had this one.

01:07:29: and This isn't The Final Boss of this isn't the final boss book for yeah So, but yeah the I will.

01:07:36: we will look into it after this.

01:07:38: But yes go ahead and do no matter Yeah

01:07:41: in the comments?

01:07:43: Yes The second attack hits.

01:07:45: i rolled a two on the d four which means that is acid.

01:07:49: so It deals forty acid damage.

01:07:50: oh sizzle okay.

01:07:52: then bounces to the next guy.

01:07:54: Okay Which Will be The one That Is Currently All Flanked And Such Yep So frightened, so you don't get the off-guard bonus but she is still frightened one.

01:08:10: That's going to be a thirty three.

01:08:13: Still hit?

01:08:17: We're about to watch Sandor just melt this whole room.

01:08:22: The ray goes from yellow to orange to red...the third one is fired.

01:08:26: Do like thirty fire damage.

01:08:28: Guys like the fucking end of Raiders Of The Lost Ark.

01:08:34: Oh, yeah Fireball fire beam going through everybody and melting their faces And the final one.

01:08:44: oh It's a two on to die.

01:08:47: But that was a shitload of damage.

01:08:49: I'm happy with it.

01:08:49: Yeah still awesome.

01:08:51: Yeah Okay Came in this beam arcs threw the whole room hitting three out four them.

01:09:01: I mean they must be

01:09:02: all

01:09:02: so low at this point.

01:09:03: you know

01:09:05: They must be.

01:09:05: There's a hundred and twenty plus damage.

01:09:08: a turn.

01:09:11: So the one that is Drained but not, it doesn't have the persistence She was fighting against the dragon.

01:09:23: I think she's gonna try to take this drag now.

01:09:28: so stabbing out with the rapier.

01:09:30: Uh, thirty-six hits?

01:09:36: That's... I mean she's flanking right.

01:09:39: Yeah yeah so off guard another one.

01:09:40: Oh that's uh... That's great okay.

01:09:45: Cree!

01:09:46: Oh it's actually gonna do one last thing here.

01:09:50: It is going to do a reflex or now reflex reaction called Unbidenfalt Unbidden thoughts, I guess is how you're supposed to pronounce that.

01:10:13: because it's critically hit with a weapon or unarmed attack.

01:10:16: In fact the attackers minus filled divisions of the worst fears that overwhelm their senses and they must choose one The following results either triggering attack becomes a normal success Or the critical hit is unaffected, but then they become frightened too.

01:10:29: Oh shit!

01:10:32: This thing's fucking terrifying.

01:10:33: Yeah yeah

01:10:35: So it becomes frightened to or just a regular

01:10:37: hit?

01:10:38: Yep Wow Okay so wait what do I have to roll something against that?

01:10:44: No you choose.

01:10:46: Oh I mean okay i guess i'll do regular attack because im still gonna sneak a turn off.

01:10:53: oh yeah he might take Yeah, yeah.

01:10:56: So okay Um All right.

01:11:00: so thirty seven good god there was a lot of sixes.

01:11:03: um See it's thirty-seven points Of damage is gone as it descends into this Puddle of like ooze almost.

01:11:16: Like instead, you know what was it the ones that Kezra always summoned?

01:11:20: That kind of claw their way out.

01:11:22: It's just kinda melts into a puddle and just shrieks Blip blip blimp Okay And she is frightened too.

01:11:30: No no thats.

01:11:32: if for go I'm still critting then your like I gotcha.

01:11:37: yeah okay so don't frighten them Go back to hell where belongs All right.

01:11:47: Here is a very, very tricky thing because y'all are on the wall.

01:11:54: How am I supposed to deal with that?

01:11:58: Yeah we don't want it get flanked Why?

01:12:02: Just watch the dragon just get shanked and we're like hmm...

01:12:07: I don't think i want that.

01:12:10: No sir!

01:12:11: That's not good.

01:12:13: No, that's just what it wasn't good for.

01:12:14: That It was.

01:12:15: it'd be fun for you guys.

01:12:16: Have you seen the video?

01:12:18: There's people do at all time But it's like hey is this good for a wasp?

01:12:22: and they're holding up like bugs?

01:12:25: no I think he does going to Look.

01:12:32: i think she's gonna look at garn And She's Going To cast fear on You.

01:12:38: They Do have some spells yeah.

01:12:42: So I yeah, so please make me a will say all right

01:12:50: Garn like kind of like look looks around.

01:12:53: him just can't like points Like

01:12:55: me

01:12:56: and then he just starts laughing.

01:12:58: He's like did you see that that f'd

01:13:00: up dragon?

01:13:03: And uh i think he's gonna crit with this.

01:13:05: it was like a i don't know like A forty four or something

01:13:08: forty-four.

01:13:09: That is the crit.

01:13:09: in fact You laugh on her face.

01:13:12: Just saw this giant dragon.

01:13:14: alright fine That is her turn, though.

01:13:20: Next it comes to... This one that is Deffend and Frightened.

01:13:25: One still She's going to... God she has like... She's like wobbling there so much blood And her ears are bleeding Like shes just in a bad way.

01:13:46: I think that she will go around Behind the three of you.

01:14:00: if you want I can.

01:14:01: I can have her make the acrobatics check.

01:14:03: No,

01:14:03: uh If you want i'm just gonna kill here with an attack of opportunity.

01:14:07: Okay?

01:14:07: You can do that.

01:14:11: All right Smoking that Marbra.

01:14:12: He

01:14:13: said thirty-one.

01:14:16: Thirty one as a hit.

01:14:17: yeah She's dead.

01:14:19: I'm probably dead.

01:14:19: Yeah, he's

01:14:20: so dead if I don't kill him

01:14:23: That's all forty four.

01:14:26: so hold on wait let's do.

01:14:27: uh lucas goes first because he uh ambrose is ahead of him in initiative.

01:14:33: all right i'll save my reaction sure?

01:14:35: yeah

01:14:35: savior i'm allowing you.

01:14:37: yes that was a nice asshole.

01:14:39: um

01:14:42: so as a crit just tell me how you kill her.

01:14:46: if she tries to dodge them between the two of Fearful this creature as well Luca is just kind of but then he can't like recenters himself and it's soon if she tries to get past his sword.

01:15:01: Just goes out Like a Honestly talking about Indiana Jones, like they in the last crusade like where that was all comes through And it's just like that.

01:15:09: oh yeah The head just comes right off and It'd like no super flare to it at all.

01:15:17: which has gone yep?

01:15:19: I'm simple simple and deadly.

01:15:20: Uh, that is in fact my favorite Indiana Jones movie.

01:15:23: It was a good one!

01:15:25: That's really- it's really good.

01:15:26: Um... She has chosen... poorly.

01:15:28: I'm a Temple of Doom guy myself.

01:15:35: They're all pretty good.

01:15:35: but then i remember the Crystal Skull exists so... Yeah... Crystal

01:15:38: Skall?

01:15:39: That's not The Ants

01:15:39: right?!

01:15:41: with the and The Aliens.

01:15:45: And the Aliens is a child above swinging with monkeys in Amazon or wherever in hell.

01:15:51: they were fun, you know what?

01:15:54: I forgot most of the movie.

01:15:54: I'm kind of glad it did.

01:15:55: Fun

01:15:56: fact that is my favorite Indian Agents movie than I've watched.

01:16:01: Oh God Tim.

01:16:05: It's also the only one I want to

01:16:08: just connect like a man.

01:16:09: we don't need him for the rest of combat.

01:16:14: Everybody in the comments, shame him.

01:16:15: Not I've never seen Indiana Jones.

01:16:17: it's...I only see The Crystal Skull.

01:16:20: It was like a million times worse.

01:16:25: I saw this and thought that people are getting their jibbies at a job for us.

01:16:29: You know

01:16:29: what?

01:16:30: That is good point i did think about right after i said something like well if i saw crystal skull im feeling all of these franchise sucks.

01:16:41: this is a beloved movie franchise.

01:16:43: what are you talking about?

01:16:45: main character climbs on fridge and survives in nuke.

01:16:51: well they make those fridges out of huh.

01:16:57: maybe we should hate watch that movie.

01:17:00: then we need to force Tim to watch the good ones.

01:17:04: Be like, okay.

01:17:04: You saw that with what was bad right.

01:17:06: here's one of the many good ones and then he'll be Like whoa.

01:17:08: this is when movies are.

01:17:09: it's like yeah buddy

01:17:10: I've already seen it.

01:17:11: i don't want my eyes to bleed again jake.

01:17:15: Well hey watch it And Then we can get together for the other way.

01:17:18: anyway Keep your eyes closed.

01:17:20: Don't look at him All Right.

01:17:22: It Is The Scarlet Tried Agents Turn.

01:17:24: So This Is The One.

01:17:24: That'S On The Far Side Of these things.

01:17:28: Before we get too

01:17:29: far, do you want to resolve my last turn's poison before I get into the next turn and then have

01:17:34: two turns for it?

01:17:35: Oh my god... I keep forgetting!

01:17:38: It's your responsibility!

01:17:38: Ah yeah

01:17:39: that is what i am saying now!

01:17:41: So uh..I roll first ,then calculate damage depending on stage im at or something.

01:17:48: Uh correct.

01:17:49: C'mon!

01:17:52: C'MON YOU DUMB!

01:17:53: Why did he got a roll so

01:17:54: bad?!

01:17:55: That's a twenty nine

01:17:57: And I am still a fail.

01:17:59: So is there stage three?

01:18:00: There it is Only eight yourself.

01:18:08: Oh, yeah

01:18:11: Don't worry don't worry It's only eighty six points of poison damage.

01:18:14: guess i could have done that on my turn.

01:18:16: Uh thirty-three points of poisoned damage.

01:18:20: I love how John is just always reminding me that i have like a medicine kit.

01:18:23: That can counteract any disease or poison.

01:18:25: It's like Garn has literally seen in his arm.

01:18:32: You are you were still infeble too by the way, right?

01:18:36: That continues as long as he had to poison.

01:18:40: Okay From that oh anyway her turn...I think she is going to try and cast a spell.

01:18:55: She looks over at Kesher and she goes, I'm trying to sell this spell a little bit.

01:19:04: How do I do it?

01:19:08: Your mind is somewhere else!

01:19:11: Uh...I need you two make-a-well safe, Kesher Does a thirty five counteract the spell Against her DC It would.

01:19:36: Okay What'd she say again?

01:19:39: She implied that your mind was somewhere else.

01:19:42: He just looked back at her.

01:19:43: His eyes glow and he goes, No.

01:19:46: You're mistaken It is your mind that's somewhere else.

01:19:50: And she has the target of the

01:19:51: spell.

01:19:52: What?

01:19:55: New seventh level Spell called Spell Reposit.

01:20:00: Oh my god I counteract it as a reaction and send it right back.

01:20:08: Alrighty That was amazing.

01:20:11: So we So the spell in a reverse, yeah.

01:20:15: Um so does she roll against her own?

01:20:18: Does he roll?

01:20:18: who wills you roll against mine?

01:20:20: okay Okay, so we'll save it against your DC Fail.

01:20:27: She was trying to cast hideous laughter on you.

01:20:29: I just want to blow seventh level spell on them but there's too much fun.

01:20:35: Yeah It is pretty funny what's happening for you?

01:20:42: Okay, so she failed.

01:20:44: So she is slowed one now And can't use reactions as you just starts laughing.

01:20:53: I She must find it tragically hilarious that this isn't happening.

01:20:58: But what does the so being slowed?

01:21:01: Yeah Sorry oh Oh yeah crap on What was.

01:21:12: Was her total?

01:21:12: twenty six was your total?

01:21:15: Yeah, so the regular I know like crit failing.

01:21:18: that is fun.

01:21:20: It's bad.

01:21:21: it's real bad real real bad.

01:21:24: Okay then she will get behind her at the two others and she'll kind of break any sort of line between you all.

01:21:33: All right That was her turn.

01:21:36: real cool She starts laughing maniacally For no reason.

01:21:40: just seems Kessert your turn.

01:21:43: Alright, which one of these triads didn't take negative damage?

01:21:46: I only rolled it once.

01:21:48: Oh right This one needs to be taken.

01:21:51: some more negative damage All right.

01:21:52: so you get some negative damage.

01:21:55: oh that's a better roll.

01:21:57: Twenty-one Twenty One And then i'll roll the check for that.

01:22:05: DC fifteen fail.

01:22:06: Let's go all right.

01:22:09: So is my turn.

01:22:11: and Caster Rage is like you see him.

01:22:14: he gets fisted just clenched and it's all the sudden his eyes dilate, some of the blue scales show up on his back a little bit more as he goes into this defiant stoic rage.

01:22:29: He unfurls The Cornigan Claw and its crackling with lightning in fire!

01:22:34: And he walks to the triad member the pointed claw straight into her gut.

01:22:46: So I am raging with my Electrified Pornican Claw, uh... twenty-six.

01:23:02: You hyped it up too much.

01:23:03: that's why i failed.

01:23:06: Wait a minute!

01:23:07: I don't want to fail?

01:23:08: I have two hero points in the bank!

01:23:12: This rage is so intense he just has flashback to the pyre, the burning body of his friend Adelaar.

01:23:22: As he remembers that these people not only must die but they know nothing by pain.

01:23:28: God damn it.

01:23:32: All right I think that'll hit.

01:23:33: Uh... thirty-one.

01:23:35: Thirty one?

01:23:39: Did you get a plus one from Garn?

01:23:40: Nope, he's twenty feet away!

01:23:42: Wait if we move one step left.

01:23:46: Well, I would obviously do that.

01:23:47: Stay within my aura!

01:23:50: I forgot he had his aura up so... That's right.

01:23:53: I'm not gonna lie it would have laughed a lot if that failed.

01:23:58: Uh well thats why i needed the plus one.

01:23:59: So we wouldn't fail because of some metagamey stuff.

01:24:03: Alright alright alright lets get some dice in here.

01:24:10: Alright, so this is going to be two D six piercing.

01:24:13: one.

01:24:13: D six fire One D six lightning.

01:24:17: Okay a lot of dice.

01:24:19: Yep, I don't know what the fuck that's a sex nice okay?

01:24:26: So I Don't know how to read those dice.

01:24:30: I can't

01:24:31: read

01:24:34: All right Nineteen and then plus eight.

01:24:38: So, twenty-six.

01:24:38: Okay.

01:24:43: Nineteened plus eight is twenty seven.

01:24:47: Twenty-seven?

01:24:47: Yep.

01:24:50: Uh

01:24:53: yeah, twenty seven

01:24:56: damage.

01:24:57: Okay all right uh it then comes to her turn.

01:25:01: um so are we gonna do the diamonds now?

01:25:04: because usually you have to do the damage at the beginning of the turn.

01:25:06: I think Yeah that was her damage from our last round.

01:25:10: she does it and before her flat check at the end of return.

01:25:15: Got it, got it okay.

01:25:16: um she is going to uh stand so see-she's gonna take a step.

01:25:22: then she's gonna do that same thing that the other one did where she uses two actions to ready an action for for the other ones who move into place.

01:25:32: Um So there's the end.

01:25:33: in return I get attacked by opportunity You Do?

01:25:37: Okay She rips herself out of this claw and tries to go around me.

01:25:41: Just just try to pin her into the wall.

01:25:45: Let's go come on.

01:25:46: Thirty five thirty-five that's a hit.

01:25:52: read these dice again Nice nice That'll be twenty six damage.

01:26:10: Please describe your kill.

01:26:13: Yes, she glimpses around me.

01:26:15: It's all this rage, lightning.

01:26:17: God!

01:26:18: Steps straight through his fire and lightning burst out the other side And it just like ripper guns out.

01:26:24: Okay as she perishes The Other ones Turn and look at each other?

01:26:33: And they give a knowing nod As the one that is slowed in the back looks towards the stairs In the back of the room.

01:26:42: And I'll see you guys next time.

01:26:44: Are we

01:26:44: really gonna make me wait till the next?

01:26:47: Episode for me to remember that have to counteract this poison?

01:26:52: You better write their shit down, but if you want to see a sticky note them

01:26:57: Thanks.

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