00:00:29: I learned a fact the other day that it's still been kind of wrestling with and i have to make you all suffer.

00:00:34: With me, I think oh Yeah It's one of this.

00:00:38: so What?

00:00:40: It is essentially.

00:00:41: it takes a bit of an explanation but you'll get when I start to explain it.

00:00:45: So When You remember something you're not remembering The original time you experienced it.

00:00:53: your Remembering the last Time you remembered.

00:00:56: Okay, so the way works Is like This if you went to a concert on Friday, and then Saturday you're telling your friend about it.

00:01:06: You are remembering as explaining that the day before when you experienced at first time.

00:01:12: Then Sunday go see mom...then tell her about the concert too!

00:01:18: Not remembering friday but saturday when talked last.

00:01:26: so never remember the original moment.

00:01:30: You're remembering the last time you remembered something.

00:01:33: Okay, but how do you scientifically prove that?

00:01:36: I

00:01:36: was about to say... That sounds like shit!

00:01:40: The reason why this is explained let me say it's because details get missed.

00:01:49: when we try and recollect something We lose a little bit of detail here or there.

00:01:56: You know, like if you try to remember what happened in a dream and you can never remember it fully.

00:02:01: So you kind of fill-in some details?

00:02:03: And that's what happens is...you don't remember your dream perfectly but you get the idea or something so just sort of fill it in.

00:02:11: It doesn't really matter.

00:02:13: ultimately If you go experience a concert you could probably talk about five years later no problem.

00:02:18: However Some of those details will start getting muddled.

00:02:23: They'll start losing stuff.

00:02:25: And in like seven years when you go and talk about that concert, You went to they're gonna be like.

00:02:31: I don't remember.

00:02:32: the band opened up for them.

00:02:34: And...I think They played this song.

00:02:37: I mean what year did That come out?

00:02:39: Like because then that's The album would have been playing In.

00:02:43: that like.

00:02:43: that freaks me Out.

00:02:44: that Freaks Me Up To Think That like The cool concerts and the Cool Memories That i Have and like all These Experiences at like Seven Years i'm like am I Gonna?

00:02:53: Am I not Gonna Remember Those?

00:02:55: Am I gonna?

00:02:57: am i not?

00:02:57: going?

00:02:57: to feel the same way terrifies me.

00:03:00: so what?

00:03:00: I'm saying officers.

00:03:01: There's a good reason why don't remember What he looked like.

00:03:06: I'm thinking jokers.

00:03:07: this is an excuse for you To go, you know it.

00:03:09: I don't want to.

00:03:10: you know forget.

00:03:11: So this one bringing my iPad to record The entire concert I'm afraid of forgetting On

00:03:23: my

00:03:24: eight and a half by twelve iPad.

00:03:28: No one bought, it matters to anyone.

00:03:33: Really happy.

00:03:33: I'm getting this shot while everybody else is getting the shot of... My iPad in their picture!

00:03:40: Like the amount of concerts that have been too.

00:03:42: And then i remember always seeing One person doing that shit.

00:03:45: Im like What the fuck?

00:03:47: Like..I want someone to slap That thing out of there hands.

00:03:51: There was something recently.

00:03:54: this must have been like after July fourth or something but it was a video of, I'm not

00:04:19: nobody watches the back recording.

00:04:21: Yeah,

00:04:21: yeah like.

00:04:22: oh no Nobody does

00:04:24: Like if that's on some of the Instagram or something tap-tap-taps.

00:04:28: Yeah skip

00:04:29: skip skip

00:04:31: No way

00:04:31: by watching fireworks through your phone.

00:04:33: The yeah Oh although i will say

00:04:35: laser show

00:04:37: Those are cool.

00:04:38: But it was gonna say mark showed me a video A long time ago now but somebody drove like they flew a drone like

00:04:45: three.

00:04:45: we have fireworks.

00:04:46: That Was Cool.

00:04:47: That was like the one time that, I think you would ever see fireworks.

00:04:50: You know?

00:04:50: Like...that close to being- Yeah

00:04:53: but never seen that naturally!

00:04:56: Right exactly yeah.

00:04:58: But does the drone really remember their fireworks as they were?

00:05:01: True?

00:05:02: Is your just getting a retelling of the drones and remembering about the

00:05:06: fireworks?!

00:05:08: I recorded the fireworks this year because Rebecca wasn't there And she watched them then also posted them.

00:05:14: She made a cool post about it.

00:05:17: Well, I mean i feel like it's like you know sentimental and stuff.

00:05:20: It's one thing but if You're just like oh this is Like some random person I follow Not going to watch

00:05:25: fireworks.

00:05:26: look i'm doing it for the gram or For the talk tics Or whatever.

00:05:32: Her post was something about like still being cool To be patriotic But even though we're Going through fascism

00:05:40: yeah Oh Yeah, I think that

00:05:45: sounds kind of familiar

00:05:47: But yeah, so anyway reading that it just made me go man my brain's gonna.

00:05:53: Go at some point.

00:05:54: Just you know if

00:05:56: I'm going to go.

00:05:58: Growing up we lived in a couple of different houses and very recently We had all the oldest kids From my family in a family gathering.

00:06:07: We started talking about our old houses and me And my brother realized that throughout the years of just talking and reliving stories we had completely flipped to the house as we had lived at

00:06:18: Like.

00:06:19: oh, we

00:06:19: flip through New Hampshire House and The second Pennsylvania house completely in our memories.

00:06:24: We have them in the wrong positions And are two sisters were just who are both like three and five years older than us just like, no you guys are completely wrong.

00:06:33: And we're not.

00:06:34: so they were our oldest.

00:06:36: sister literally texted her mom and was this house in New Hampshire?

00:06:41: She's like No You Idiots!

00:06:45: You lived a new Hampshire

00:06:47: for very short amount of time.

00:06:51: It wasn't even full year.

00:06:54: I remember little about it except the snow above my head.

00:06:59: So it was probably like five feet tall.

00:07:02: Five and a half feet tall?

00:07:04: Yeah, he's

00:07:04: like probably eight.

00:07:11: Is nobody else having an existential crisis that I am or just me?

00:07:14: Just you

00:07:15: know figure of at least got a couple years for that.

00:07:20: John has to wait four bit.

00:07:22: then Daniel suffers though It

00:07:24: don't really remember things so lose.

00:07:29: Yeah, I don't remember anything.

00:07:31: They even have dreams.

00:07:32: you know if i do it or remember them.

00:07:36: yeah mary

00:07:36: just live in day-to-day.

00:07:38: my wife asked me all the time she's like oh man this crazy dream what'd you dream about is nothing awesome.

00:07:46: I need to call up Mary ask her one of our latest dreams and love listen to her bug wild dreams.

00:07:52: so yeah there was funny

00:07:55: Intricate details like.

00:07:56: I think she could go on for like thirty minutes per dream easy.

00:08:00: Well, I mean depending how many times you start to be about him.

00:08:02: She probably won't remember them by the time she gets.

00:08:04: do

00:08:04: see that's what they.

00:08:05: That's a problem.

00:08:07: So

00:08:08: you would just be a memory of the memory for memory.

00:08:10: I mean at this point and

00:08:12: remember.

00:08:12: if it dream of a dream

00:08:14: Oh,

00:08:15: that's good book right there.

00:08:17: Remember today next

00:08:18: time she talks to me tomorrow Next time she talked about her dreams or record them on an iPad four years ago?

00:08:25: I definitely tell old stories like all the time from my past And i know that the details im telling are wrong.

00:08:32: but yeah I'm not gonna remember how it really happened, but i think It was close to this.

00:08:38: so i just hope.

00:08:39: I feel like that happens To me all the time.

00:08:44: Yeah That's why we gotta stay sharp.

00:08:47: We got a keep our mind sharp.

00:08:49: Got make sure ever aware of Our surroundings and you know Make Sure Keep The Old Gray Matter Up Here Working Strong

00:08:58: Yep, so that's our commitment to our listeners.

00:09:01: That we won't go until we

00:09:02: die!

00:09:03: Yes yes I'm gonna go and my brain will not fail.

00:09:07: My body probably will but...my brain will NOT.

00:09:10: I gotta make sure of it.

00:09:12: We just have to make sure we coordinate all our retirements.

00:09:14: So we end up in the close you know In the same fifty-five plus retirement community.

00:09:19: Oh my god can YOU imagine if we're old and seen eye on trying to play tabletop role playing games?

00:09:26: We're like, we still

00:09:27: get just as many rules wrong.

00:09:28: Yeah

00:09:32: or what will sit down and be able to like our cool?

00:09:34: We're playing.

00:09:34: it were playing Pathfinder right Like no man, we're playing Lancer dammit No

00:09:39: way back at three point five.

00:09:44: How do they do that?

00:09:46: I don't remember somebody's

00:09:51: play in a wizard.

00:09:52: Somebody is playing a giant Mac.

00:09:56: Hey, somebody's playing a mech wizard.

00:09:58: Is that possible?

00:09:59: I'm not kidding.

00:10:01: Fuck yeah it is.

00:10:02: now it is.

00:10:04: I mean dude combined in magic and space stuff is like always fun.

00:10:08: And i think if we're old and see an ally to go a lot smoother Yeah exactly.

00:10:16: uh kelly you know were talking recently.

00:10:18: We're on the road somewhere when we were talking about having like Magic In Space combat for like Starfinder second edition And like the more I think about it.

00:10:27: I'm like, God's gonna be so cool It's going to be so much fun to just like Be a super high-level wizard in like a spaceship combat.

00:10:34: Oh my god this is awesome.

00:10:36: Yeah, but this

00:10:37: is something black hole Like some shit

00:10:39: and you're just

00:10:40: like bam.

00:10:42: What does he see?

00:10:43: Just like artillery level disintegration ray come out from Something on his ship

00:10:49: He just pumps the spell into a turret.

00:10:51: that enhances it even more and launched down.

00:10:55: I mean, that right there would be amazing.

00:10:56: God

00:10:57: this is so much fun!

00:10:59: I love it.

00:11:01: Well hopefully you guys remember what happened last episode.

00:11:05: You just laid a smackdown the complete SmackDown on these Scarlet Triad agents.

00:11:13: First off i want to say very cool and creepy creature that Mark brought out.

00:11:20: The fear dragon?

00:11:22: No

00:11:24: Despair dragon.

00:11:24: Despair

00:11:25: Dragon, yes

00:11:28: It's the most marked creature I've ever seen.

00:11:30: yeah Creepier as possible i love it.

00:11:34: Yeah that was a...I loved all of the different dragons they released in the new Dragon Codex.

00:11:42: They just have so many fun ones.

00:11:45: Medley and I were going through them And there's just some insane ones, and that was one of the ones I thought it would be.

00:11:53: What freak made this?

00:11:56: Who at Pizo did

00:11:57: this?!

00:11:59: Which one?

00:11:59: you do that to me?

00:12:02: But we ended with Ambrose.

00:12:07: It comes your turn.

00:12:09: The two agents had looked at each other and gave a knowing nod Before they turned into the door on the Norse instead of stairs, but she turned to that and it is very clear.

00:12:21: She's gonna be taking

00:12:22: that.".

00:12:24: Yeah so

00:12:26: I

00:12:27: hate to do because i really

00:12:28: wish could

00:12:32: work with that.

00:12:33: unfortunately But Ambrose doesn't- he has been in same position as the entire damn

00:12:39: fight.

00:12:40: at this point

00:12:41: He had no idea where the hell this exit was.

00:12:43: He doesn't see the layout of this room.

00:12:45: He only technically at this point sees The One Triad member.

00:12:52: So unfortunately...

00:12:54: Do you share senses with

00:12:55: Luka?

00:12:56: I have to use an action.

00:12:58: Yeah, yeah it's a bit more of an active

00:13:02: thing Because i had something planned and then realized that I can do It because That would be metagaming way too god damn much At this moment because I see it Luca sees but Ambrose Doesn't.

00:13:15: So instead Ambrose, I mean and also this kind of conodically fits.

00:13:20: He's

00:13:21: the despair dragon is gone His head reeling a bit But he still going to share senses And all you see is just one and he does kind of comes out Of The.

00:13:33: Let's see that the hallway they guys were filtered in.

00:13:39: oh yeah Yeah, so it was going to move past.

00:13:45: Or say because I mean like from this angle look up get her and Going to share actions.

00:13:55: Our of yeah

00:13:56: work together

00:13:59: These.

00:14:01: But this time He's just going to do a two-and-two.

00:14:08: Okay, so

00:14:10: actually Ambrose is gonna come out here.

00:14:14: Okay, there he goes and Luca is going to run up And kind of like intercept this one.

00:14:22: Okay with one

00:14:23: action.

00:14:25: So so yeah the so he's standing in between the two of them.

00:14:28: Oh Yeah It it's like the worst possible thing I could do but at this

00:14:32: point

00:14:33: He sees now that the other ones going to go But at this Point he can reactive strike

00:14:39: Okay both

00:14:41: if needed gotcha yep, and so Ambrose is going to then use Boost Eidolon on him,

00:14:50: and

00:14:51: Luka's going to swing down in this

00:14:54: one.

00:14:54: What are they inflicted with actually?

00:14:59: The one just south of you was

00:15:00: drained.

00:15:01: Drained!

00:15:01: Oh perfect

00:15:02: I don't remember from what but yeah oh that was your innervate Cal.

00:15:10: She still has her drain from being innervated Yeah.

00:15:14: Alrighty, okay

00:15:17: not bad.

00:15:18: uh thirty-eight the hit.

00:15:20: Uh that is a hit.

00:15:21: Okay and That Is... Thirty one points of damage.

00:15:27: Thirty One Got it?

00:15:31: Yep And that is from his turn.

00:15:33: Okay Uh Garn.

00:15:36: Alright Garn is picking up on The people eyeing the walkway there.

00:15:43: Mm-hmm Thankfully, it is

00:15:46: not a very

00:15:47: wide walkway.

00:15:50: Not even five feet?

00:15:51: It looks like on the

00:15:52: map.

00:15:52: Even five feet!

00:15:54: Unfortunately though he's got these stubby little dwarf legs and He has to use two actions

00:16:00: to

00:16:01: block it.

00:16:02: Okay

00:16:04: And with his.

00:16:07: oh shoot I'm trying remember...I think i have I think i have the victor's crown active right

00:16:17: now, which

00:16:18: sucks because my weapon does not get

00:16:23: that extra reach.

00:16:25: So...

00:16:27: I think instead I'm going to ready

00:16:32: in action.

00:16:36: when someone gets it then strike and distance I strike.

00:16:39: Okay, so this is trying to like work around the you know.

00:16:42: Oh if they step

00:16:44: then yeah.

00:16:45: Yeah attack by

00:16:45: opportunity sort of thing Yep.

00:16:47: So either way I should be able to get off them close-by and as it just y'know roll up here.

00:16:53: um i Just say there's no There's no way out for that likes a view.

00:16:58: You all will suffer greatly by our hands And we'll learn mistakes.

00:17:08: It's great to price as they can.

00:17:09: It stands ground

00:17:12: in the turn, and

00:17:14: I need a roll for some poison or take some poison.

00:17:17: Oh yes!

00:17:18: The Poison.

00:17:19: Oh

00:17:19: yeah, the Poison!

00:17:21: Gahn's Poison?

00:17:22: And the poison especially for Gahn.

00:17:26: Wouldn't it be funny if you found when their inventory and they just had purple worm poison vials of just a four-garned... Four-Garned.

00:17:38: As you all know, our amazing dice sponsor Black Oak Workshop whose tagline is Weird Dice or Treasure.

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00:18:00: such a generous guy might even give me with ice for free.

00:18:03: now don't put my name on that claim but he might Because it's just that generous.

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00:18:12: And reason why I'm being so glowing at my recommendation, because i did get an anti-sixteen of the dice.

00:18:17: Well there he goes...

00:18:19: So then its going be a total of thirty seven.

00:18:21: That was a success.

00:18:23: Just

00:18:24: a success okay?

00:18:25: So go down stage two.

00:18:26: Stage two

00:18:27: will probably take damage.

00:18:28: Nineteen points for poison damage

00:18:33: Alright

00:18:34: And you're still in Feeble II.

00:18:36: Yep,

00:18:37: yep Yeah this says in feeble two for one round.

00:18:42: but like it's gonna be that way until

00:18:45: I'd like It gets affected from my system.

00:18:47: exactly

00:18:48: You technically take stage three damage.

00:18:50: then go down a stage.

00:18:52: Oh really?

00:18:53: Yeah

00:18:55: Give me some more damage

00:18:56: Alright Let's see.

00:18:59: Add another two d six on there so i don't have to roll all the time again.

00:19:02: And an additional ten.

00:19:12: You know it's so wild that Garen is at the point of being such a high level, even though he has purple worm poison coursing through his veins

00:19:21: and

00:19:22: could spend actions to try cure it blocking them from going up as higher

00:19:26: priority.

00:19:27: Right yep Okay after your turn comes Sandor.

00:19:33: Well I'm not gonna lie.

00:19:34: i had plan.

00:19:36: then somebody stepped in stairway.

00:19:41: Just wall him off anyway.

00:19:44: I'm

00:19:44: not gonna lie, i am considering it because it'd be really funny.

00:19:48: It would be

00:19:48: so funny.

00:19:50: Garg goes oh that is a good plan.

00:19:53: Listen you're just knocking on the wall from behind and vomiting.

00:19:58: He's

00:19:59: just keeling

00:19:59: over like well we can't get to

00:20:01: them.

00:20:05: What are the chances at Luke I could dodge a lightning

00:20:07: bolt?

00:20:10: Pretty good actually.

00:20:13: I love it when spellcasters intentionally put allies in harm, i don't know why?

00:20:18: It's just such a fun thing like Why not?

00:20:20: yeah go for it.

00:20:23: Yeah, I mean Sandor is kind of just like hey there's a fucking

00:20:25: ally.

00:20:26: He doesn't have a soul What?

00:20:28: Um

00:20:33: yeah so I was either going to use wall of force To Just block the stairway off but You know, I'll let Garnt be heroic or whatever.

00:20:45: Okay!

00:20:46: So lighting bolt fires right through all three of them.

00:20:49: Okay Let me go ahead and do reflux saves First one first one get a natural one.

00:20:58: Hey wait

00:20:59: Luca does not have to roll from where you are?

00:21:01: You can create an array that hits just the two of them.

00:21:04: see

00:21:05: I'm looking up a spell real quick.

00:21:08: yes Hell, yeah.

00:21:10: I'll do that.

00:21:11: all right sick All right.

00:21:14: and the other one got a twenty-nine.

00:21:18: Okay, it's felt

00:21:19: okay.

00:21:19: so critical fail in or regular fail

00:21:30: The natural ones gonna fucking die.

00:21:32: Wow

00:21:34: Yeah,

00:21:34: yeah,

00:21:35: probably Unless he rolls real poop.

00:21:38: but i mean if you rolled real poop over internet Honestly,

00:21:45: it'd be kind

00:21:45: of miraculous.

00:21:46: You know people should roll

00:21:48: more poop over

00:21:52: AI.

00:21:52: Right here first we are pro-rolling pooper with the internet on the DPS.

00:21:57: So for... The one that failed just failed.

00:22:03: thirty three points of damage

00:22:05: Okay

00:22:06: That's gonna be sixty six.

00:22:07: I'm going to fail.

00:22:07: Thirty

00:22:08: three you and sixty six is more than enough to kill her.

00:22:14: so she Collapses to the floor And she's dead on top.

00:22:22: I just see this lightning bolt passing through Luca and it's just like at first It does kind of look like holy shit.

00:22:28: Like that was like precision-based.

00:22:31: Yeah, so close to his head.

00:22:34: Okay After that it comes to the scarlet triad agents.

00:22:39: So she slowed one but i don't know if That ends now or If that will end at the end of this turn.

00:22:48: You just slowed for this turn,

00:22:50: so you have two actions.

00:22:53: So in which case she will take a step?

00:22:57: It

00:22:57: activates my attack... no it's step-step!

00:23:00: Your reaction doesn't trigger from

00:23:01: mine guys.

00:23:05: Tim was very smart and readying the action.

00:23:08: Alright.

00:23:09: Black Oak Workshop Just won that twenty in the battle.

00:23:12: so far That's all I'm trying to say.

00:23:15: Okay, I'll take a fourteen on the die for a

00:23:19: thirty-eight.

00:23:20: That will.

00:23:20: that'll hit

00:23:22: and i'm going to be rolling my fairy d eight from black earth workshop.

00:23:27: That's right

00:23:28: you're in feeble.

00:23:29: Yeah

00:23:33: So like might think damage goes down.

00:23:35: Hey okay?

00:23:38: That's as I rolled.

00:23:39: well eighteen points of damage.

00:23:48: She is she's been barely touched like before that lighting bolt.

00:23:53: She was still

00:23:53: in the green I'm pretty sure the only thing that hit her

00:23:56: was my.

00:23:57: Well, actually did i miss with there on me?

00:24:01: Chromatic ray.

00:24:02: oh think That might have been one of them mister.

00:24:05: but yeah Yes.

00:24:05: But yes it had not been as touchless The other ones.

00:24:09: and then he has going to try to do a Acrobatics

00:24:14: around.

00:24:14: you should've just walled your off.

00:24:19: So this is going to be a thirty against, I believe it's Dex.

00:24:26: It's brief like so it was not forty

00:24:27: two

00:24:28: dc i think.

00:24:29: Oh yeah just the fortitude you're right here.

00:24:31: You got a thirty?

00:24:32: Yeah

00:24:33: that isn't

00:24:34: hot enough.

00:24:35: Okay definitely not.

00:24:37: Hell yeah we

00:24:37: gotta look... We need a wall!

00:24:42: And because he only had two actions thats all she can do.

00:24:45: She cant get past his luffy body.

00:24:48: Oh my god, his body perfectly fits into this rocky crevice.

00:24:53: It's amorphous so it just keeps moving!

00:24:56: This hole...it was made for

00:24:58: me!!

00:24:59: This

00:25:00: is MY

00:25:00: hole!!!

00:25:04: After a turn he comes to Kesra.

00:25:06: Kesra pulls the

00:25:07: sparkling flaming claw

00:25:09: out of the dead triad

00:25:11: turns

00:25:12: bloodlust in his eye and charges that

00:25:14: one.

00:25:17: Are you gonna flank?

00:25:19: Yep, yep.

00:25:22: All right Alright let's do it.

00:25:27: come on good roll not that could roll.

00:25:32: Thirty thirty

00:25:35: thirty exactly hits.

00:25:40: nice Yeah being off guard helps.

00:25:43: so you should thank him for telling me to get in flank For rolling.

00:25:55: So only fifteen damage.

00:25:58: Okay,

00:25:59: oh no sorry.

00:26:01: Seventeen damage.

00:26:06: Yes okay Ambrose

00:26:12: so ambrose is going to connect.

00:26:14: take

00:26:16: an action.

00:26:17: I do it.

00:26:18: I had two actions.

00:26:19: Oh sorry unless

00:26:20: flanking got

00:26:20: me too far.

00:26:21: Yeah,

00:26:25: I'm good.

00:26:25: That's another attack.

00:26:27: Okay

00:26:29: Yes

00:26:32: Gladly did you turn for that?

00:26:33: Alright, and first your turn.

00:26:35: Before

00:26:35: that

00:26:36: could I actually get the benefits of my runes?

00:26:38: because it was looking at the wrong weapon I forgot to add my d-four of spirit in my D-six

00:26:43: of force.

00:26:44: Oh my god

00:26:47: It just...I still have the old Morningstar of Milani on there You know.

00:26:51: so i just forgot To take it off.

00:26:53: Alright, you... Ambrose take your turn and then Tim while he's taking his turn.

00:26:58: You can

00:26:58: roll those dice and tell me a thing.

00:27:00: Seven damage!

00:27:03: It could have changed the entire turns for me.

00:27:05: it

00:27:05: could've change the entire turn all right.

00:27:06: anyway I'm

00:27:07: saying just gonna go down to

00:27:09: good night.

00:27:12: Okay

00:27:13: so let's split the turn again.

00:27:15: this time Ambroses gonna like.

00:27:18: He is going target her

00:27:20: okay?

00:27:21: And go.

00:27:23: And who gave you permission to leave?

00:27:25: You're only here to die and He is going through an intimidation one or no because he never did on her.

00:27:32: so

00:27:32: okay.

00:27:33: Oh, yeah fucking

00:27:34: God.

00:27:35: oh No

00:27:37: That's a forty-five

00:27:39: Jesus

00:27:39: that's a nineteen on the die.

00:27:41: like

00:27:41: when

00:27:42: she sees him I will just put it out Like the bottom half of his face looks like It's like a devil's jaw like he is wearing something that amplifies.

00:27:52: Okay.

00:27:53: So, uh... You said what was your total

00:27:59: again?

00:27:59: Uh, forty-five.

00:28:00: That's a nineteen

00:28:02: hundred.

00:28:03: If there were the double crit that would be it.

00:28:05: so she is frightened too.

00:28:08: She didn't target her before and so... Okay,

00:28:12: frightened two!

00:28:14: Yup

00:28:18: And he's also going to cast same thing Boosheidel on.

00:28:21: Aluka.

00:28:22: Luca is going to move up with one action and strike out.

00:28:25: Okay, she's surrounded on all sides.

00:28:29: So oh my god

00:28:32: That's a fucking

00:28:32: natural.

00:28:33: Oh my yeah it is

00:28:34: Goddamnit alright awesome also

00:28:41: I love this though.

00:28:45: Are you stabbing or slashing

00:28:46: her?

00:28:47: slash

00:28:49: Bad Perry the target must succeed at a reflex save or drop one of its

00:28:52: weapons?

00:28:54: Oh Okay, well let's see.

00:28:57: you say

00:28:57: cut her sword out of your cutter sort out of our hand

00:29:01: a Thirty-six total.

00:29:03: So believe it to be success.

00:29:04: Yeah,

00:29:05: okay?

00:29:06: so if You go up and she tries to like try to tries to parry It but you just

00:29:10: carve

00:29:11: right through and just being in just like I almost knocked the sword at her hand Mm-hmm.

00:29:16: So steel deal with damage.

00:29:18: double damn right yeah still double

00:29:20: down.

00:29:21: ok

00:29:22: oh my god that is.

00:29:25: It's like one of those rolls that I'm looking at the dice.

00:29:27: So, okay three five one-five.

00:29:29: so uh

00:29:31: forty

00:29:33: four plus boost Eidolon...so that's shit.

00:29:38: i think it has double that.

00:29:39: so that's hold on.

00:29:42: Boost Eidolon?

00:29:43: It's forty four damage right now.

00:29:45: and then boost eidolon doubles two times amount of that.

00:29:49: so extra eight damage!

00:29:50: So its fifty two points a damage.

00:29:52: Damn!

00:29:53: Okay All right, she's holding on.

00:29:57: Wow

00:29:58: hold known

00:29:59: shocked.

00:30:00: Yeah Well Gar maybe you can do something about this is your turn.

00:30:05: yep

00:30:08: I Still have the eminence and the victor's wreath.

00:30:12: so i think i Think i'm gonna spend an action to shift it into The titans breaker

00:30:19: okay?

00:30:19: And i'm Gonna put It

00:30:22: all On Fracturing

00:30:24: a mountain with my last two actions.

00:30:28: So, my spirit is so dense that it's taking a tangible form around my weapon as I attempt to bring it down.

00:30:38: Oh!

00:30:38: That's what i'm talking about!

00:30:40: A blackout workshop!

00:30:42: Blackout Workshop?

00:30:43: That is a thirty-nine.

00:30:46: Uh...that definitely could be a hit.

00:30:49: This is so much freaking

00:30:50: damage

00:30:53: For plus an extra weapon

00:30:55: damage.

00:30:55: Okay, wait hold on.

00:30:56: Hold it.

00:30:56: sorry yeah

00:30:57: because she is Flat-footed or off guard as well cuz I just have frightened down there.

00:31:04: I didn't put Off Guard okay, but what was your total?

00:31:09: Thirty nine that's a crit.

00:31:12: Let's get frightened and off guard stack apparently just so

00:31:17: the wreaking

00:31:18: way

00:31:19: It makes sense.

00:31:20: oh

00:31:20: my gosh Oh my gosh,

00:31:23: okay so it's six spirit damage per weapon die and then two extra

00:31:31: dice.

00:31:32: So that's twelve.

00:31:35: Oh much!

00:31:36: So twelve...and

00:31:38: then

00:31:39: forty-eight Okay..okay

00:31:42: okay no the only thing thats really hard about this class is just

00:31:48: There's one bad thing I gotta say about the classes.

00:31:53: You can have a lot of dice!

00:31:55: He just has so much damage... So

00:31:58: like whenever someone says, oh you don't need more dice-you dont' need another dice set.

00:32:02: That is

00:32:02: why you play Pathfinder.

00:32:04: Yeah completely false

00:32:06: yeah.

00:32:06: Pick an exemplar and then you crit.

00:32:19: So that is fifty two points of damage.

00:32:23: She had thirty left.

00:32:24: so please describe your kill.

00:32:26: A regular hit would not have killed her.

00:32:30: Yeah,

00:32:31: yeah.

00:32:31: Yeah cuz it was fifty-two after the crit.

00:32:33: so You see this?

00:32:35: This weapon that is infused with a spark of The Divine you See like there's the shimmering of the force That Is now in view and There's A little bit Of that Holy Symbol of Toragis Glowing Brightly as I just absolutely Just Like Whacker Sideways And She Literally Like It Hits.

00:32:58: It gets hit so hard, like at an angle on the ground that she skirts across between

00:33:05: Luka

00:33:06: and Kezra.

00:33:07: And brings up chunks of the ground with her.

00:33:10: That's how hard she

00:33:11: is getting crushed through because I'm literally fracturing

00:33:14: a mountain!

00:33:19: As you peel your Warhammer up... You're not sure there are bones left?

00:33:25: Yeah powder.

00:33:26: Yeah just dust.

00:33:30: So your purple worm poisoned.

00:33:32: Oh yeah!

00:33:33: It's still poison That

00:33:35: does not.

00:33:35: this doesn't go away

00:33:38: All right, so I take the damage for stage two first Which is?

00:33:44: Uh oh yes that'll be six d eight.

00:33:51: There it is i found it twenty

00:33:57: Twenty!

00:33:59: Yeah sorry i laughed because mark put The best gift

00:34:02: in our chat.

00:34:04: I'll just

00:34:05: pick that immediately.

00:34:07: As soon as he's like, hit a rose and I'm like... Oh!

00:34:10: That scene?

00:34:11: Yes.

00:34:15: I'm going to use my Central Gaming Core D-Twenty, do not shake the poison.

00:34:20: Ooh

00:34:20: actually..I don't know if it could be crit.

00:34:23: It is such good roll but its not an at-twenty.

00:34:27: Its a thirty nine

00:34:30: Not a crit.

00:34:31: so you go to stage

00:34:32: one And I guess, if no one wants to do anything...

00:34:39: ...I

00:34:40: could pull up my marvelous medicines.

00:34:42: To try and kick it in then get the free check at end of turn as well.

00:34:47: So that would just give me a counteract check with a modifier

00:34:52: of twenty-one

00:34:53: against Poison.

00:34:55: Um

00:34:56: so let's just try that marvelous medicine and worst case scenario I'm just trying not taking damage.

00:35:03: Oh!

00:35:03: That twenty.

00:35:05: Well, there's

00:35:05: one

00:35:06: yeah.

00:35:06: There it is marvelous

00:35:07: medicine.

00:35:07: Let's go all right okay so you guys are able to.

00:35:11: combat has finished obviously and Garnier your no longer volume.

00:35:16: I got them

00:35:17: All right, I'm gonna start searching bodies.

00:35:23: see if they've anything good on him.

00:35:24: Oh

00:35:26: Yeah So the each have as You goes through all their stuff?

00:35:34: They have Leather armor the blowgun.

00:35:38: The rapier They use their poisons or sorry they used their purple worm poisons, but they do have.

00:35:49: you Do find two more uses of Another type of poison that apparently was on top of there Other than had ready.

00:35:58: I should say

00:35:59: hmm make a grafting check.

00:36:01: Yeah

00:36:09: Okay Only a seven on the dime.

00:36:12: My crafting is really good though

00:36:15: They probably get it.

00:36:16: but yeah, we'll see That's only at twenty eight with a seven-on-the-die.

00:36:22: that's unfortunate

00:36:22: still more than enough.

00:36:24: this Is something called lethargy poison?

00:36:28: Oh This is what they had in the quarry wasn't It?

00:36:31: uh

00:36:33: similar.

00:36:33: no there was a thing that made you stupefied The things he thinks you found their matter.

00:36:38: however Lethargy poison is commonly used in hit-and run tactics by Drow and others who want their victims alive.

00:36:47: The ambusher retreats until the poison sets in, then the victim falls unconscious.

00:36:53: Further exposure to lethargy poisons does not require a target to attempt additional saving throws.

00:36:57: only failing a saving throw against an ongoing exposure can progress at stage.

00:37:04: So you guys have NOT had to encounter this one yet But you realize that this is what their darts have been laced with?

00:37:16: I guess it's how they're getting people back alive.

00:37:20: Mm-hmm,

00:37:21: but then again, I guess Santa wouldn't know this pretty well.

00:37:29: It's the roofies.

00:37:30: Yeah,

00:37:31: and then They had manacles.

00:37:40: Yes, yeah they have a plus one blowgun plus one striking rapier Plus when resilient leather armor.

00:37:47: I don't know if anybody else.

00:37:48: he uses armor No And then yeah so but the each has to blow gun rapier and leather

00:37:58: armor on got it along

00:37:59: with along with the manacles

00:38:00: All right.

00:38:07: do we hear anything from this there?

00:38:08: Um Now it goes on for a bit Um, so and it looks like it starts to like um To like wind as well.

00:38:23: So you don't said uh You wouldn't be able to hear too much.

00:38:26: It's not a straight stairway.

00:38:28: Did anyone take?

00:38:29: I know i took pretty chunky hits.

00:38:32: did anyone else take hits?

00:38:33: Nope No Whoa.

00:38:36: okay.

00:38:37: Well,

00:38:43: I need to heal myself and i can heal like two you know.

00:38:46: I think it's up to five people at once.

00:38:47: so let me just Do a medicine check

00:38:49: to try that out?

00:38:51: I'll bring the spare dragon So he can heal him again.

00:38:56: No don't

00:38:57: please wait.

00:38:57: do have to conjure images of beautiful Garn

00:39:01: in order to heal me.

00:39:04: These

00:39:08: are just bandages with Garns face

00:39:10: on them.

00:39:11: Yeah, it's like in one.

00:39:14: he is doing the peace sign other.

00:39:15: He's doing like a little heart with two fingers You know

00:39:18: and they're all like chibi versions of him.

00:39:21: yes I got this especially made when we were in

00:39:26: town.

00:39:31: You want your face on Bandy's?

00:39:34: What?

00:39:36: That way, that was like advertising.

00:39:38: I'm trying to build back my clientele.

00:39:42: So it is forty one healing

00:39:44: for

00:39:45: you and iKel.

00:39:50: What?

00:39:52: Forty One Healing

00:39:54: Cool I was down

00:39:55: six.

00:39:57: Wow Alright

00:39:58: now its ten minutes And im gonna take another ten minutes.

00:40:07: So you guys do notice that, like I said the great here in the center of a room does just have a thing of

00:40:17: magma running under it.

00:40:20: Like extreme

00:40:21: or at the pit?

00:40:24: No!

00:40:24: A river of Magma.

00:40:25: Oh my god... So about fifty feet down from the floor into this pit and its' just a River

00:40:32: Of Magma Because we pushed our bodies in there.

00:40:38: Huh, that's not a bad idea.

00:40:42: Yeah I mean you could You'd have to.

00:40:44: it is locked but i imagine your sievery pretty good.

00:40:47: yeah

00:40:47: It's good enough.

00:40:49: just get rid of the bodies at least.

00:40:53: Sure Go ahead and roll sievery.

00:40:54: let me see if he can say...it'a decent lock But We'll See.

00:40:58: Its A Decent Lock.

00:41:01: I've Stolen The Alcohol From My Father's Cabinet Before And Im Good.

00:41:07: Uh, uh.

00:41:08: Twenty-eight

00:41:10: though?

00:41:10: Not enough actually.

00:41:12: You think you...you played Oblivion.

00:41:14: Do you know how like?

00:41:16: we need to get the last one and then pick breaks And it resets all things.

00:41:22: I'm

00:41:23: close

00:41:25: My thievery is plus nineteen.

00:41:26: I could give a try.

00:41:29: Okay Sandor!

00:41:31: I mean probably my way around locks.

00:41:34: Let's be real.

00:41:34: Seventeen on

00:41:35: the

00:41:43: day so

00:41:48: six thirty-six here.

00:41:48: So yeah success to you.

00:41:50: Say that Ambrose tries and his hand gets a cramp, but he's like ah And your life go ahead.

00:41:55: I got

00:41:55: it all for right this.

00:41:59: So you know man

00:42:00: first my memory now deal threat us.

00:42:05: You're able to open this up and then you opened it Like i said is just like The.

00:42:09: It must feel Terrifying in a way that like not only is it at a fifty foot drop.

00:42:16: It's the fifty-foot drop into a river of maximum.

00:42:18: All right on three everybody at the same time.

00:42:29: They you dropped them down and they immediately they sizzle And then there just gone because this is the flowing River,

00:42:36: so since this I'm only remembering a memory.

00:42:41: What was the description of this room like?

00:42:42: what is the use?

00:42:43: Was there a specific Like used for this room, or is it just a room with a fucking magma bed

00:42:48: in that I don't know if every other first one.

00:42:52: so This room is dimly lit.

00:42:55: The sole source of light coming Coming from below a metal grate at the center of them ceiling rises to a height Of thirty feet.

00:43:01: above all shelves stacked supplies sit against the walls flight of stone stairs lead upward to the northeast.

00:43:09: Um, so... If you wanna make me like a society role or something to see what it could have been

00:43:20: used for.

00:43:21: I imagine this is just an under-dark version of a paper shredder.

00:43:25: but let's see.

00:43:31: Trash disposal?

00:43:33: Yeah.

00:43:37: What are these two?

00:43:41: You're exactly correct.

00:43:42: as the literally says verbatim this pit was originally intended to be a garbage incinerator.

00:43:49: That's amazing.

00:43:51: Yeah, so like with the There's like.

00:43:55: Let's see there's a bunch of shelves and everything on the wall.

00:43:59: So like if they had two trash stuff They could just toss.

00:44:02: it

00:44:05: Is their stuff on the shelves?

00:44:08: It's uh trash non-perishable supplies and provisions.

00:44:14: So it just looks like rice grain, you know potatoes.

00:44:18: Wow so they incinerate

00:44:19: her hands?

00:44:22: Whoa

00:44:22: I mean if there's doing a whole operation here should we just dump all their dry goods down?

00:44:29: Don't leave them come back!

00:44:30: Like yeah make him starve.

00:44:34: Just starve your enemies out.

00:44:38: Yeah,

00:44:39: they already know we're here.

00:44:40: So I think Garen's just gonna start schlepping their dry goods

00:44:43: and

00:44:44: the lava pit

00:44:44: too because like screw that.

00:44:46: Wait wait is there popcorn?

00:44:47: And then you can throw it in there to see what happens.

00:44:50: Or put all of the lethargy poison

00:44:53: into food or purple worm

00:44:57: venom.

00:44:59: Poison!

00:45:00: Bro

00:45:02: this food is so spicy.

00:45:06: We'll put both poisons up so they will fall asleep as they are dying.

00:45:10: It's just straight up like man, we're putting a whole bunch of melatonin in these stuff.

00:45:17: Caster

00:45:18: Abbey it would sound you've done this

00:45:20: before.

00:45:20: Sounds like he poisoned as well some villages or something.

00:45:23: I

00:45:26: don't know what to talk about.

00:45:29: So do think are y'all good with me spending one more ten minutes?

00:45:34: Blocked to heal myself?

00:45:35: Oh

00:45:35: yeah definitely

00:45:35: Yeah go for it.

00:45:37: We need you up.

00:45:38: Wow, I just hit the DC because i go for the master dc.

00:45:42: so yeah.

00:45:44: I rolled low...I only need a six and I roll to six.

00:45:51: this should be enough forty HP.

00:45:53: yep you

00:45:54: don't even have six to hit the Master DC?

00:45:56: That's

00:45:57: sick.

00:45:57: Yeah!

00:45:57: Damn All

00:46:01: right.

00:46:02: uh So everyone is all full.

00:46:05: Spell wise I mean, I don't have a spell.

00:46:07: so i'm good to keep going.

00:46:08: We're good let's go up and up.

00:46:11: we go.

00:46:13: Let me bring you over to the next

00:46:16: one.

00:46:17: Oh

00:46:17: boy.

00:46:19: I'm gonna put your

00:46:21: perception

00:46:22: checks.

00:46:26: Yeah if you want to make perception checks as

00:46:28: You are more than welcome to do that.

00:46:31: I'll be walking half speed with my shield raised.

00:46:35: Yeah,

00:46:37: leading the

00:46:38: way.

00:46:40: Now that I'm in a muscle officially...

00:46:42: I'm also not paying attention either!

00:46:45: I am NOT either.

00:46:46: oh my

00:46:46: god.

00:46:49: So the room you come up into is quite tight.

00:46:53: Would you guys get a perception as you were perceiving on your way out?

00:46:57: Uh..I got a thirty-one.

00:46:58: Okay

00:47:00: Thirty

00:47:01: four

00:47:03: Two

00:47:04: twenty

00:47:06: two

00:47:07: Twenty TWO!

00:47:08: Twenty

00:47:09: two!

00:47:09: Oh look at you guys

00:47:11: Spell buddies.

00:47:12: I'm still reeling

00:47:13: from the dragon, so

00:47:15: we're partners

00:47:20: The two dwarves.

00:47:21: you guys hear some people that are kind of.

00:47:24: It sounds like they're laughing but it sounds like there might be cut off like bickering with each other.

00:47:28: Sounds very distant though.

00:47:30: So because it doesn't sound like it's in like the next room You know what?

00:47:32: Yeah

00:47:34: But when he get into this room They're not gonna move you from the center Focus.

00:47:40: Oh,

00:47:40: not bad

00:47:41: the focal point of this room

00:47:42: stepping on it.

00:47:44: Yeah No I mean he might want to step on it.

00:47:47: a slab of stones that's against the north wall Of this room its front emblazoned with a carving of fire under a stone arch.

00:47:55: A bloodstained length of chain sits atop slab between a pair of unlit sensors.

00:48:03: Looks like an altar huh?

00:48:07: Roll me in religion.

00:48:09: I know Sandor doesn't even need to roll.

00:48:12: I'm sure he already knows,

00:48:14: but i

00:48:14: shall roll.

00:48:15: Oh wow

00:48:16: Nat won!

00:48:17: Well

00:48:19: this is a mighty

00:48:19: fine ult for the Torag

00:48:21: wouldn't you say so Sandor?

00:48:23: Surprise to see it out

00:48:24: of course.

00:48:25: Oh my god.

00:48:26: You instantly get a migraine from him just saying

00:48:29: that.

00:48:29: Kezra's like... Even I knew what was stupid thing to say.

00:48:36: So Garen got a nat for one.

00:48:38: yep I got

00:48:39: an extra twenty.

00:48:41: Makes sense, it is clearly a Shrine to

00:48:43: Trowscar.

00:48:45: Yeah yeah Torig Torig.

00:48:49: Wow i just feel bad now.

00:48:53: Are you okay to go on Sandro?

00:48:55: You look ill.

00:49:00: There's no magic in me from this

00:49:01: altar right there's not.

00:49:04: but you do find what appears to be some offerings that are on here.

00:49:08: It looks like there's a few gold coins, or it was a tiny bottle of whiskey.

00:49:13: There is the finely crafted ring of some kind.

00:49:19: Not that would be worth much money but it seems to have an offering system

00:49:24: going on.

00:49:24: I absolutely swiped all

00:49:25: of them.

00:49:26: How about we find what?

00:49:29: desecrating this?

00:49:33: Seems like the

00:49:35: only

00:49:39: right thing to do because we're just like grabbing the coins and shit.

00:49:42: He looks at sand or it's a?

00:49:43: you all write with this, right?

00:49:45: Yeah, I don't give a shit.

00:49:48: I would take it anyway but there will be a problem,

00:49:51: right Just make sure I have to make you Sandor.

00:49:58: I wish for Toragon.

00:49:59: Steve ever asked.

00:50:00: no

00:50:08: Oh So Garnia, if he proceeds to kneel

00:50:11: in front of the altar...

00:50:13: Torag.

00:50:14: I don't know why your ult is here.

00:50:16: Sandor

00:50:17: quickly

00:50:17: dies and it's important to avoid the lightning

00:50:19: bolt that's about to strike him.

00:50:23: And Phil just falls out of this guy.

00:50:28: God get up!

00:50:29: Get up god!

00:50:31: Making a fool of yourself!

00:50:34: What are you talking about Ambrose?

00:50:36: This is clearly an altered atorag and you know, Frastin's been rubbing off from me a little bit.

00:50:41: I think that poison has gone to his head.

00:50:44: Have he gone daft?

00:50:46: We're all another fortitude save just in case.

00:50:48: Yeah,

00:50:50: might as well.

00:50:51: I'm

00:50:51: remembering a memory of the last Torag Shrine right now.

00:50:53: It's quite like this?

00:50:56: All covered in blood!

00:50:59: Just like Torag loves!

00:51:04: Torag

00:51:04: loved the blood of slaves on his hands...

00:51:07: Oh,

00:51:09: it's

00:51:09: acting like i'm making a fool of myself or something.

00:51:14: Why are you being mean?

00:51:17: Because it's really easy right now.

00:51:22: Alright, uh... You guys wanna go to the next room?

00:51:25: Yep, yep.

00:51:28: If you get closer- you can hear some more people talking and carrying on.

00:51:35: First Luca by

00:51:36: the way.

00:51:37: Oh!

00:51:37: Right.

00:51:38: Him

00:51:39: left him.

00:51:40: I loved him.

00:51:41: in the other

00:51:41: room

00:51:49: I would also kind of feel like the person are going like hmm hit a flower and then looking at the shelves

00:51:54: being like,

00:51:55: huh?

00:51:56: And just start throwing like the shelves in there too.

00:51:58: Oh no

00:51:59: The shelf it's oh my god.

00:52:02: How was it?

00:52:03: Subjected to such a thing i've been Like what can burn and Then i'll Just Start Throwing Shit into

00:52:09: it.

00:52:09: Have you ever seen the um the like industrial blenders.

00:52:14: The

00:52:14: Threshers?

00:52:15: Oh my

00:52:16: God, this is horrifying!

00:52:18: Some people rent them or something and they can put entire lawnmowers in all of these pieces of metal And it just grinds them up.

00:52:28: I would lose my whole house because i'd be like let's throw that in there.

00:52:32: It was like

00:52:34: a

00:52:34: manhole.

00:52:35: cover in here.

00:52:38: God damn, that is horrifying.

00:52:39: Just choose it to bits.

00:52:41: yeah Oh my gosh Yeah its pretty insane.

00:52:44: but there's a reason why not everybody has this.

00:52:49: Garn looks back at the group and shall we just go in?

00:52:54: Anyone want to prepare anything or any sort of tactic?

00:53:00: I'm used to just...

00:53:04: I mean i could blur you again.

00:53:07: Really now

00:53:09: Probably quite useful.

00:53:12: Yeah, I won't blur a blur again

00:53:17: And then push the door open.

00:53:18: shield raised expecting to fight.

00:53:20: Okay you Opened the door A set of four uncomfortable looking stone beds lying either side of this room.

00:53:32: Look at those comfy beds as stone reminds me home.

00:53:35: i think because

00:53:37: i have blur on Me i'm going too kind of move with haste.

00:53:41: Okay, I don't want to this to expire.

00:53:44: So I didn't haste you silly

00:53:49: Just going next one opening it

00:53:51: up and takes the whole minute to work to walk through the other side.

00:53:56: do It.

00:53:58: You get to the other Side of The room when you open it up.

00:54:05: No walking just yet because The southern portion of this room contains a pair of stone tables surrounded by chairs.

00:54:14: When you open up the door, You see four figures sitting down at the table on the other side of the door from where they just walked in.

00:54:29: They are two more scarlet triad agents men and Two of the corrupted dwarven guards that you had encountered.

00:54:40: Fuck, I hate these guys.

00:54:42: Oh boy...

00:54:44: And they look up and just go, what the fuck are you?

00:54:49: We're here to end this operation!

00:54:51: You can line-up and die quietly or put off your fight

00:54:55: like men.

00:54:57: Get

00:54:57: him!!

00:54:58: Uh please roll initiative.

00:54:59: We hear of a cover.

00:54:59: your shift!

00:55:00: Ah Daman i said it too late.

00:55:03: Oh They gave me my PTO request.

00:55:07: awesome I really want to be rolling decently with this

00:55:14: one because i won't start throwing fireballs before Gaurd

00:55:17: gets in there.

00:55:18: I know!

00:55:19: Gaurdd walks into the way all

00:55:22: right okay uh going oh god one of them got a natural one.

00:55:32: i'll take that.

00:55:34: um yeah it's a kezra number alright.

00:55:38: uh speaking of kezrah would you go?

00:55:39: twenty Oh my

00:55:44: God.

00:55:44: Yikes!

00:55:46: Is that a natural one for you?

00:55:47: Natural too.

00:55:47: Oh,

00:55:49: okay.

00:55:51: Ambrose would do good.

00:55:54: Uh, thirty-three...

00:55:57: Well if he weren't busy humping the stone bed in Foundry

00:56:00: we're all in trouble.

00:56:00: Hey

00:56:02: don't help me like that.

00:56:08: Sandor what'd ya

00:56:16: go with it?

00:56:17: Thirty

00:56:18: six.

00:56:18: Six and Garnet Gron got a thirty.

00:56:21: And he will do a battle cry

00:56:23: as well,

00:56:24: soon as he sees these people

00:56:28: fall.

00:56:28: and who are you going against?

00:56:30: The first person in the Crook Guard.

00:56:32: that's like four at the end because he can only see... it's actually funny!

00:56:37: You've got two short dwarves right infront of him so oh I could see them over there.

00:56:48: So you betray your oath and your order just simply to die.

00:56:52: Fine, so be it.

00:56:54: Prepare to meet your doom And...so he is going to roll Again.

00:57:05: the plus-twenty six.

00:57:07: two.

00:57:07: intimidation

00:57:07: is so good Jesus.

00:57:09: Oh my goodness

00:57:11: Forty.

00:57:11: Uh

00:57:14: okay..So there's a success.

00:57:17: Um....so he has frightened one.

00:57:23: Yeah these guys are pretty tough.

00:57:24: I think they're tougher than the other ones to be honest.

00:57:27: Yeah,

00:57:28: all right.

00:57:32: so The corrupt guard that is not frightened he's going.

00:57:35: first He is going to Take an action.

00:57:40: two stand up take inaction to grab his mall and He's coming to move it right here To be on the other side of the door.

00:57:54: then comes with a corrupt guards turn one that has frightened.

00:57:57: So if someone moves up to me, I could attack for a- No.

00:58:00: I haven't gone yet so it might have reaction

00:58:02: or whatever.

00:58:05: Plus you would need reach in order to... Oh okay.

00:58:09: Alright the other one that is frightened he's going do the same thing.

00:58:17: standup grab his mall and then go to the other side of the door.

00:58:20: Okay?

00:58:21: The door now is flanked.

00:58:24: If anybody comes through there they're both gonna get a swing on them.

00:58:34: Then it comes to Sandor your turn.

00:58:42: Yeah, can I get all of them with a fireball?

00:58:45: Yeah easily

00:58:46: yeah

00:58:47: Just

00:58:48: from the three-point line.

00:58:52: Go reflect saves.

00:58:56: Okay gone left or right.

00:58:58: Um, first dwarf got a thirty-nine.

00:59:03: Saves?

00:59:06: Second dwarf...got a. uh, thirty three.

00:59:11: That saves

00:59:13: Just saves okay.

00:59:13: Uh.

00:59:15: then it comes to the Scarlet Triad Agent.

00:59:17: twenty eight

00:59:19: Fails.

00:59:19: That's fail yeah And in the last one

00:59:25: thirty two.

00:59:26: This is

00:59:27: just saves.

00:59:27: Okay so Three saves and One

00:59:30: Fail.

00:59:31: Oh, not the best roll.

00:59:33: Twenty-two points fire damage.

00:59:36: Okay.

00:59:37: So twenty two for one and then eleven across the board.

00:59:40: Yeah Not quite as good of an open but you know

00:59:44: pretty spry Pretty beefy with armor.

00:59:46: so

00:59:47: yeah okay Ambrose comes to your turn.

00:59:54: ok Let's

00:59:56: see here

00:59:58: spread apart

00:59:59: some annoyingly

01:00:00: right

01:00:00: now But you don't have a fireball.

01:00:04: No, I don't know as many spells as you do sir.

01:00:07: Hey

01:00:09: everybody gets fireballs ready everyone

01:00:10: get your five balls.

01:00:11: Oh, I forgot mine at home.

01:00:15: never leave home without your fireballs Jake.

01:00:16: I Know

01:00:19: i'm just thinking like Obviously not going to jump

01:00:24: into that room right now.

01:00:25: um...I will say You Have A uh An Elemental Gem.

01:00:34: Yes

01:00:38: Living Landslide Oh, that the summoning item.

01:00:45: do you remember what

01:00:46: it

01:00:47: was though?

01:00:47: like what level?

01:00:51: Casting a fifth-level Summon Elemental and this one is building landslide.

01:00:58: so I summon Fleetwood Mac.

01:01:05: I'm just looking first if its even

01:01:07: worth.

01:01:08: I mean, oh living landslides are cool.

01:01:14: Maybe it could draw fire if anything.

01:01:17: yeah

01:01:18: Yeah and the thing this thing has to is was the um The sliding earth which means that like you can move in a straight line And then trip all the creatures like in its path?

01:01:28: And at the very least he can provide some flank right correct bonuses.

01:01:32: so

01:01:32: well That would be sick.

01:01:35: So we have two of them right

01:01:37: ya too of him.

01:01:39: Is it one crystal and one in it, or is that?

01:01:41: One.

01:01:41: And then there's two living landslides into

01:01:43: one crystal.

01:01:44: You have to crystals.

01:01:46: so one crystal per Living Landslide okay

01:01:53: Yeah I guess yeah.

01:01:55: So Ambrose he will kind of like look Into the room and see you like That.

01:01:58: they're still too much occluded by shadow right now.

01:02:01: for like him

01:02:03: all He actually sees at this point

01:02:04: is

01:02:07: This agent likes

01:02:08: right ahead

01:02:09: but

01:02:10: Oh, oh yeah because the doors are kind

01:02:11: of out.

01:02:13: The dwarfs are big sneaky Yeah.

01:02:16: So he's going to take it out his pocket.

01:02:19: One of those little crystals one action I guess.

01:02:22: second action Is that three actions or just two actions?

01:02:26: Elmetogen is two actions to activate

01:02:29: so i have To pull it out first and then two actions too activated

01:02:34: Yeah,

01:02:34: so thats why its

01:02:35: kinda like a reaction thing.

01:02:37: Okay uh...so Damn, I guess you'll do that though.

01:02:42: I mean might as well.

01:02:43: so he will activate it.

01:02:45: Well let's see if your the trail to earth we're doing think about this and Throw a living landslide into the room.

01:02:54: Okay, oh Living landslides.

01:02:58: So is right behind the dwarf on the north side?

01:03:01: Yeah anything It would be like whoa what the hell?

01:03:05: yeah There's there's summoning things.

01:03:10: Whoo,

01:03:11: it's like what i do.

01:03:12: Uh, that's it.

01:03:15: Okay um then uh does work in the same way as the living landslide gets its turn now?

01:03:22: I would assume.

01:03:23: so

01:03:24: yeah It says like you're casting this spell.

01:03:26: So when

01:03:26: you cast a spell there is

01:03:28: okay.

01:03:28: could i actually have him summon here or no?

01:03:32: oh Yeah, wait where'd

01:03:33: he be flanking at this point?

01:03:38: Oh flanking with Garn?

01:03:39: I have reach.

01:03:42: No, I know that.

01:03:43: I was thinking because of all the cover and stuff like that

01:03:45: Mm-hmm.

01:03:45: does cover prevent flanking is a good question?

01:03:49: I think it counteracts It Because if he if you have cover then you get to plus two but then if your off guard You get minus two.

01:03:56: so i think he counteracted i believe.

01:04:02: So are we saying that i'm essentially ignoring cover with this situation?

01:04:06: Is that the idea?

01:04:07: yeah Yeah whatever cover they had.

01:04:10: yeah sweet

01:04:11: okay It's just going to swing at him.

01:04:16: Uh, it doesn't seem like he really has anything else on his character sheet here.

01:04:23: Maylay fist

01:04:24: All right Yeah Just

01:04:27: smash hit hard.

01:04:28: I hit hard.

01:04:29: I live in a lens slide.

01:04:34: He's probably not gonna hit though that is too hip compared everything Right now as kind of abysmal fuck.

01:04:41: twenty

01:04:42: twenty six.

01:04:45: Yeah, definitely a miss.

01:04:47: He's going to try again with the map.

01:04:53: That's definitely a mess.

01:04:56: Okay would have had to be in natural twenty and even then I think it wouldn't

01:04:58: even work.

01:05:01: oh Because of the bonuses yeah?

01:05:02: Oh, yeah me maybe.

01:05:03: so um okay after Empress that comes to Garn who is blurred.

01:05:11: Who was what?

01:05:12: Blurred!

01:05:13: Oh yes blur Garn will.

01:05:18: He can see them around the corner.

01:05:19: And he knows they have cover, but he's got reach on his weapon because he has His Eminence in his weapon and just want to lose that.

01:05:28: so he's not

01:05:29: going

01:05:29: to trigger His spark of transcendence.

01:05:33: He is just going to strike out Weapon

01:05:37: okay?

01:05:38: So you know get some

01:05:39: sweet bonuses with that with the eminence there.

01:05:43: I don't know if that it gonna

01:05:44: do.

01:05:44: Uh, there's not.

01:05:48: Not gonna do it.

01:05:49: So second action I'm going to try again.

01:05:54: Let's try let's try another die give another dice a chance.

01:05:59: Oh that is a lot better with the seventeen on the die.

01:06:04: so That would be a Thirty eight.

01:06:09: There was a hit.

01:06:10: all

01:06:10: right.

01:06:13: Good good then they get to roll so much fun extra dice because I have some beautiful runes on this thing.

01:06:22: The craft guard sees all the dice you're holding and is like no, wait!

01:06:25: That's a lot

01:06:27: of dice!

01:06:30: Oh what?

01:06:31: i got my strength back.

01:06:36: okay let me just double

01:06:37: check something.

01:06:38: so eighteen plus three is twenty one And then... plus an additional four.

01:06:45: So that is twenty five points of damage.

01:06:51: Okay,

01:06:52: and I yeah.

01:06:54: Call out to them Any of you gonna face me like a man or have you completely given

01:07:03: up your own heritage?

01:07:05: And

01:07:05: raises shield.

01:07:07: okay Comes through the agents turns.

01:07:13: so this agent This is the one that it's

01:07:15: on the south

01:07:16: side yep.

01:07:18: So she is going to take a step and get behind the table Grab a blowgun, and then shoot it at you Garn.

01:07:29: Okay?

01:07:31: So I'm all

01:07:32: tanked up.

01:07:34: I know Let's see Blow gun at you.

01:07:38: thirty-five to hit.

01:07:43: Wait your concealed your concealed

01:07:47: was it a loaded blue?

01:07:48: that blow got

01:07:51: All all range weapons are loaded.

01:07:53: Oh blow guns are loaded

01:07:54: alright.

01:07:56: Yeah I used to run a game of Logans and i know you can just keep them in there.

01:08:01: so.

01:08:02: Fair enough, that's not it.

01:08:05: I'm an expert.

01:08:06: is what im saying?

01:08:08: And of course on the concealment I get a natural twenty.

01:08:11: Yay!

01:08:11: Awesome.

01:08:14: Okay So... Interesting.

01:08:19: Yep Just-just a hit then uh..so Im gonna need two-the two forward two saves.

01:08:27: Right right right.

01:08:28: Uh...twenty eight.

01:08:35: So success, and then the second one is purple worm poison.

01:08:40: Come on

01:08:41: purple worm.

01:08:41: I really don't want to deal with this!

01:08:44: I hate dealing with poisons.

01:08:45: come on come on guard!

01:08:48: God

01:08:48: why?!

01:08:50: Why?

01:08:54: As a fail you are once again dealing with purple worm poisoned.

01:09:00: just got purple wormed.

01:09:02: yep get wormed.

01:09:04: So that's going to be, uh... twenty-five points of poison.

01:09:09: Oh my gosh!

01:09:10: And you're in Feeble Two again.

01:09:12: I hate this so

01:09:14: much.

01:09:16: So

01:09:16: annoying.

01:09:19: Do you remember when we were playing sticky business?

01:09:21: and i think it was the drakes just like hit.

01:09:24: hit jeremy with poison and i swear went out for minutes because Dr.

01:09:30: Brick kept healing you.

01:09:30: yes, but he couldn't do anything about the boys Just me trying to kick the poison.

01:09:43: yeah I was like.

01:09:45: I'm just gonna say how long it goes.

01:09:46: It went on really long All right that was her turn.

01:09:51: this is the one they got a natural one now.

01:09:54: so she Is going too.

01:09:57: She's gonna try to hit Sandor with this.

01:10:00: no Why grabs her blowgun shoots it slink natural twenty.

01:10:06: Oh

01:10:06: my mrs..

01:10:08: I was just thinking how funny It would be to get like the piercing like roll afforded to save or you die

01:10:13: on a book.

01:10:17: Would anything be worse and more miserable than dying?

01:10:30: You gain a plus two circumstance bonus to all attack rolls until the end of your next turn.

01:10:36: Cool All right, I will mark this somewhere.

01:10:40: so put plus do it.

01:10:41: All attacks until they ended my next turn.

01:10:44: Nice alright wizard make me two four dude saves.

01:10:47: Alright Wizard.

01:10:52: first one is thirty five.

01:10:55: Success you're fine and make me that purple worm poisoned.

01:11:01: You know all about this stuff

01:11:02: I do and that was a first one.

01:11:03: Was it fourteen second ones of fifteen on

01:11:05: the day?

01:11:05: Okay,

01:11:08: so thirty six

01:11:09: thirty-six are see you're

01:11:11: fine.

01:11:11: what's it like to roll?

01:11:13: well John

01:11:16: Oh

01:11:18: Sorry you did take fourteen points today.

01:11:20: which from the blowgun itself

01:11:21: is that we even with a grid?

01:11:23: Yes, yeah, never ever its seven.

01:11:26: normally It's just a flat damage Yep.

01:11:33: Next, she will load another one and shoot it again.

01:11:37: Shoot you again.

01:11:39: Gasp!

01:11:39: Let's see if she can do it... Oh my... Oh!

01:11:45: She is so good at this.

01:11:46: Thirty-nine to hit?

01:11:47: Yeah, that'll hit.

01:11:49: Alright take seven points of piercing And then make me lose four two saves again.

01:11:55: Jesus

01:11:59: Christ.

01:12:02: Another fifteen.

01:12:03: Oh, that was a five for fucks

01:12:04: sake.

01:12:05: Okay Oh no!

01:12:06: Alright, so what's the total?

01:12:08: Total is...

01:12:10: Thanks for talking about how good I roll Tim.

01:12:13: It was

01:12:15: twenty-six.

01:12:17: Yes that has a fail.

01:12:18: So you are going to be taking... Nineteen points of poison And you're a few more

01:12:26: too.

01:12:26: I don't like that.

01:12:30: Kezra it your turn and you can save today buddy

01:12:33: Didn't I have

01:12:33: one?!

01:12:35: You can save the day.

01:12:36: Yeah,

01:12:36: I don't know about that but he pulls out a scroll.

01:12:40: He looks to Garn and you rolls it up.

01:12:42: any smacks you with

01:12:43: it.

01:12:45: That's why.

01:12:45: so i want use this spell And then you begin swirling with color?

01:12:51: And everybody adjacent to you is dazzled Including us.

01:12:55: Oh, thanks

01:12:57: Is there a save on this?

01:13:03: Nope not for the dazzle.

01:13:05: There are other things in the spell.

01:13:07: We'll save that.

01:13:07: Oh, but the dazzle

01:13:08: is not relevant.

01:13:09: But anybody to you with dazzles so

01:13:13: nice.

01:13:14: Okay

01:13:15: I will dazzle my two guys and you can dazzle your three

01:13:18: man as if Garn wasn't already fabulous enough.

01:13:28: Okay, so Dazzled just means overstimulated

01:13:32: DC five.

01:13:33: vision is swimming.

01:13:34: Yeah, it's you have to hit the DC five then.

01:13:36: You Have To Hit The Blur.

01:13:38: Oh No Cuz It's Concealed Blurs Conceal.

01:13:40: This Is Same Right?

01:13:44: Yeah,

01:13:47: oh yeah It's Not Concealled and They Conceald.

01:13:49: There's no Like.

01:13:49: That's not

01:13:50: the Desmond isn't the part of this Bell I care much

01:13:52: about?

01:13:53: okay gotcha All right.

01:13:56: well the two corrupt Guards Are Going.

01:13:59: so it is.

01:13:59: it is the top one's Turn First.

01:14:03: No Sorry Bottom One's turn.

01:14:07: So as we See he takes his mall and it's two hands, and you pulls it up And he is going to try and See He's gonna do this improved knockdown.

01:14:25: so he Pulls it up in the air.

01:14:28: And he just tries that Just hits you in like the head.

01:14:31: they're just like pounds You down into the ground

01:14:33: all right?

01:14:34: So make sure I'm understanding things Right.

01:14:36: when we first walked into this room you said that they needed reach that I needed reach to attack these creatures.

01:14:42: So they stepping in front or was it not actually reached there?

01:14:45: That he

01:14:45: did their well, They're five feet from you now.

01:14:50: Yeah, yeah,

01:14:52: I must have misheard something my bad.

01:14:54: okay all right i'm sorry if i've misconcerted anything.

01:14:57: are you good?

01:14:58: Okay uh mall strike on u- Thirty one Which is going to be that's

01:15:05: this that the flat check.

01:15:07: Yeah, yes, that's just a fly check the flight check as of three.

01:15:10: so That is, that was bad.

01:15:13: Awesome!

01:15:14: So he actually missed on them and there's a two-action attack that you're trying to do.

01:15:20: Two whole actions?

01:15:23: And then we'll try just doing regular attacks after with the map and a miss.

01:15:33: Yeah let me check... Oh sorry He did make it about that.

01:15:38: Let me see if he actually did.

01:15:40: Oh, yeah.

01:15:40: Yeah because that was just the flat right.

01:15:42: So he.

01:15:46: so he makes it with a concealer and then he hits with a thirty five.

01:15:51: Yep He hits you?

01:15:57: Uh-huh

01:15:59: does

01:16:02: Okay this has happened before damage

01:16:06: A creature that hit's the target what the melee attack must attempt to will save.

01:16:12: I don't think It Will Matter For the for the attack.

01:16:16: They're gonna get the attack no

01:16:17: matter what.

01:16:19: Okay guys, all right.

01:16:20: so take thirty damage and then

01:16:23: yeah

01:16:24: And that it will save Thirty-five.

01:16:28: All

01:16:30: right nothing happens to you

01:16:32: okay?

01:16:34: Here's your second chance to do all up.

01:16:36: Yeah The other corrupt guard is going to do the same thing.

01:16:38: case

01:16:39: the blur.

01:16:40: So do the blur first.

01:16:41: I'm Gonna Do it properly this time Succeeded.

01:16:45: Then he's gonna do his improved knockdown.

01:16:47: So you're going to try knocking down just like the last guy tried

01:16:49: this against my fortitude DC?

01:16:52: so with the improve knocked out it says Can dash their photo of the ground with a single blow they attempt a single melee strike got him, so It was just a regular straight at the strike hits plop-a-bop.

01:17:04: So forty two to hit.

01:17:06: yeah, that is okay.

01:17:08: If the stray kids also apply critical success effective a trip If they use a two-handed weapon such as small for the strike, They can use the Weapon Damage Die instead of the regular die or damage from a critical.

01:17:22: So I'm going to go do Regular Damage here.

01:17:27: So thirty one... Yeah, thirty one Total Damage.

01:17:33: And then... Oh yes, the Wilson.

01:17:38: Of course.

01:17:39: Thirty

01:17:40: That's a fail!

01:17:42: So you hit him and just like explosion of color blasts out on you, and your blinded for one

01:17:47: round.

01:17:49: Oh

01:17:50: My gosh awesome.

01:17:52: Okay

01:17:52: cloak of colors is the spell

01:17:55: cool?

01:17:57: This lasts for one minute.

01:18:00: Wow oh my gosh okay then All right, so it's

01:18:05: blind.

01:18:05: so that DC

01:18:09: Black check is he eleven to try to try and hit you again?

01:18:12: Ok Um, so no you would still be knocked down

01:18:20: because it says

01:18:22: yeah And then he'll try to strike you on the ground.

01:18:33: But yes they get a dc-eleven and that was a fail.

01:18:42: Amazing amazing

01:18:44: Okay, um and cut.

01:18:46: so because he's blinded He okay.

01:18:51: All right So he hits you And he goes to like he needs like.

01:18:55: what the

01:18:56: uh?

01:18:56: And it's just.

01:18:56: I hit you again, and here's his the ground next to you when he was just like What happened?

01:19:01: where is he?

01:19:05: So good,

01:19:06: so good Sandor comes up to your turn.

01:19:11: these colors are flashing and blasting everywhere and Garen Is on-the-ground.

01:19:15: you can kind of see him in Europe kind of out in the open here with Garn on the ground like that.

01:19:22: And with that, I'll see you next time!