The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:01: Testing, testing.

00:00:03: Good.

00:00:05: Going around the table Mark.

00:00:12: Kind of sex of silence now?

00:00:26: I think we can all be a little honest now that were on our thirties about what was good and bad

00:00:31: back then.

00:00:31: I'm glad that we could finally give up you know notions that have endless possibility potential.

00:00:39: Are

00:00:39: you telling me am i going to an astronaut?

00:00:41: It's never

00:00:41: too

00:00:44: late!

00:00:45: I still feel that.

00:00:51: so no question if let's Let's all be honest here.

00:00:55: What?

00:00:56: If you And what job do you think you would be terrible at?

00:01:04: we all know where were good at.

00:01:05: but what job You're like, I could never ever do that.

00:01:09: It Would it would fail horribly.

00:01:11: I was Like people might die

00:01:13: study for an actor who's playing a ugly guy.

00:01:15: she

00:01:19: couldn't

00:01:22: do.

00:01:27: You walk in and then they're like, why are you smoldering?

00:01:30: It's just my face man.

00:01:32: It's

00:01:32: about to be a lead actor role on the CW show.

00:01:35: No but it all seriousness anything math related because my brain don't work well

00:01:44: You're not doing any kind of arithmetic for if you don't

00:01:47: solve this long-division problem the building is gonna collapse.

00:01:49: It's just like.

00:01:50: well, you should probably tell their families

00:01:56: At least

00:01:57: three hours to do this very basic thing and it's going to be wrong.

00:02:02: Tim can tell ya he tutored me through most my college classes.

00:02:05: Wait I did?

00:02:06: Yeah!

00:02:07: He helped a bunch with math class in college.

00:02:09: Oh my

00:02:09: gosh...I

00:02:11: really know that collection.

00:02:13: Uh, that's the fun thing about me is I have a terrible memory.

00:02:16: So... Anybody could say anything about being in the past and i wouldn't be able to say otherwise.

00:02:25: Good thing we like you!

00:02:25: We can slide into your hardcore and he'd feel like-

00:02:28: I do it every

00:02:29: week!

00:02:29: Oh my gosh!

00:02:30: I said that?

00:02:30: I

00:02:35: mean honestly i'm on the same vein with John uh.. It just cant' do certain math equations or stuff like that.

00:02:41: so But like I can't adapt to it, but anything higher in chemistry.

00:02:47: So...I loved chemistry at classes and shit.

00:02:52: God awful at them though!

00:02:54: As soon as you start getting into chemicals or all that sh**t i'm fine with..but AS SOON AS YOU START GETTING INTO THE MATH EQUATIONS IN CHEMISTRY That's when I'm done.

00:03:05: It burns you guys' witches.

00:03:08: Because, because i'm sorry like we start dealing with equations that they're like oh he got to figure out all these frequencies for this dollar shit.

00:03:14: Oh by the way have this equation on top of a division line and then your working with increments that are two thousandth points Too much, it's exhausting.

00:03:30: Yeah during

00:03:31: most of my chemistry classes I was like...I'm ninety percent sure you guys are just making a shit up as we go.

00:03:37: It's what feels like!

00:03:38: Like i could figure out stuff pretty easily with other things because its practical but as soon as its math im just like

00:03:45: eh

00:03:45: ok your getting into the degree that I seriously can't do.

00:03:51: Yeah, the like the theoretical physics of things is.

00:03:54: it's just like more of an

00:03:55: idea purse.

00:03:56: I'm like that sounds good and i'm Like you do it someone else.

00:03:59: Yes You know

00:04:00: I've

00:04:01: never had a crush on any one Of my college professors but My chemistry teacher did play starcrafted.

00:04:08: That was probably closest ever got.

00:04:10: that Was the weirdest sentence?

00:04:11: Have Ever heard

00:04:13: how that started?

00:04:16: Those That's a very good opener at least.

00:04:20: Did everybody

00:04:21: here have one crush on the teacher?

00:04:24: No.

00:04:25: Yeah, you were home

00:04:26: to

00:04:29: him.

00:04:29: so...

00:04:30: Oh

00:04:33: weird!

00:04:35: Yes I did actually.

00:04:36: yes there it was.

00:04:38: of course It Was like The One Teacher that Like Just Graduated from College and she Was like I don't know twenty Four or something.

00:04:44: She Was Very Pretty.

00:04:45: She's Very Nice.

00:04:45: yeah.

00:04:47: So, yes.

00:04:49: I'll say you can't remember.

00:04:51: I had a couple throughout the years.

00:04:54: Yeah

00:04:59: The job that i couldn't do is anything medical related.

00:05:05: Oh so giving shots or anything like

00:05:08: that?

00:05:11: I think the hardest part about me thinking about getting old Is being in hospital because don't know if I could take it.

00:05:20: I think i could do medicine.

00:05:21: I have the stomach and the like resolve for it.

00:05:25: kind of same blood never bothered me.

00:05:32: yeah if you can deal with a smell, but some people don't do gore or stuff like that.

00:05:40: my one

00:05:40: quirk is to have a really bad vasovagal reaction which where you pass out when your get blood drawn I'm fine with everyone else's blood, but

00:05:50: yeah

00:05:51: if i like cut myself on a sharp can or get-I Can't give blood because every time.

00:05:55: I even Like sit down

00:05:56: cuz you're selfish?

00:05:57: I just pass out.

00:06:00: It really annoyed.

00:06:00: I want to shut up John.

00:06:04: In spite of my face at Vigil.

00:06:06: I have tried to give it off

00:06:07: three

00:06:07: times and I just failed Everytime.

00:06:09: so I stopped.

00:06:10: So I just stop.

00:06:11: You Just fail every time.

00:06:11: that's funny.

00:06:12: all right is so?

00:06:14: II hate medical needles A lot Like I'll get tattoos like all day and piercings, you put a medical needle near me.

00:06:21: I'm like fuck off.

00:06:22: Get the shit away from me.

00:06:24: so...I could probably be doctor because nurses do their needles in the shots And stuff Right?

00:06:29: yeah they don't

00:06:30: know.

00:06:31: just come out

00:06:32: but Yeah

00:06:33: that's it

00:06:39: see?

00:06:40: I wouldn't mind medicine, but the problem is with medicine that you do have to also have a degree in chemistry and biochem as well which means In order to administer medications You will need to figure out the exact percentage.

00:06:52: Oh i didn't say it was smart enough.

00:06:53: Im definitely too dumb for this one But i think i can DO THE WORK

00:06:59: Cause thats what ill.

00:07:00: just thinking first Like im like i could do the work easily.

00:07:03: That doesn't bother me in the slightest Its just.

00:07:05: then again you run into situation Math, and I'm like oh if you inject too much.

00:07:10: You could kill someone.

00:07:11: they're like

00:07:12: I'd be a terrible doctor by the great old time.

00:07:14: Oh No, yeah

00:07:16: I was about to say I can do that.

00:07:18: I can use civil war treatment on people.

00:07:20: That would be fine.

00:07:21: It's

00:07:21: okay.

00:07:22: Ninety percent of my patients

00:07:23: are infected.

00:07:25: We're all you need our leeches.

00:07:26: Yeah Let me

00:07:29: wash my hands let's

00:07:32: go.

00:07:32: Too much ghost in your blood

00:07:37: Have some leeches.

00:07:40: I have some pomegranates, like just

00:07:43: oh my god wait.

00:07:44: did you guys?

00:07:45: um Did you see the story recently where some guy got arrested because he was posing as a doctor for years?

00:07:52: And I don't even know how we got hired or something, but like they found out that he did not have a medical degree.

00:07:58: He was not board-certified on any way and he was doing something for a long time!

00:08:05: Then i'm like oh my god the Medical Mount Practice lawsuits must be heinous because... I didn't even Know How We Got The Idea and then somehow executed it well enough to be passable.

00:08:19: Like, it just blows my mind that somebody has the idea of

00:08:22: being a doctor for The Love

00:08:24: Of The Game...

00:08:24: Yeah!

00:08:24: For The Love OF THE GAME.

00:08:26: I guess so?

00:08:27: It's not like

00:08:28: related to being a Doctor.

00:08:29: but i did hear this other story-I don't know where was.

00:08:32: either somewhere in New York or some big city.

00:08:36: there is a zoo and for thirty years the guy would take your two dollar parking fee And eventually he got to the point where he retired and He just told zu ham retiring.

00:08:49: He left, and then they The administrators of the zoo contacted the city and were like hey can you send us another guy?

00:08:55: To collect tolls for parking in this?

00:08:57: it was like we've never done that.

00:09:00: The dude set up a thirty years.

00:09:03: They did.

00:09:04: it was estimated he made around two million dollars.

00:09:06: doing I'm like that dude is a fucking legend.

00:09:15: Yeah, it

00:09:22: was morally questionable but still kind of awesome.

00:09:28: Now one question for the doctor dude.

00:09:31: It's was this like a situation where it's like You know America doesn't like let there be enough doctors because There's like the whole stupid matching system and if you don't match The first like one or two times it gets really hard to actually become a doctor.

00:09:43: so was he like did He go through med school?

00:09:45: And just didn't become a Doctor, and then Just like walked into a hospital in line Or what this like I always look at fucking plumber.

00:09:52: that was like

00:09:52: no.

00:09:52: What

00:09:53: i'm gonna start giving people medicine.

00:09:57: No, I think it was that.

00:09:59: I think like the latter i think It Was Just Like Some guy who?

00:10:01: Was just like i'ma try know a

00:10:03: punch work.

00:10:04: okay i can figure veins out.

00:10:05: let's go.

00:10:05: i

00:10:08: Just

00:10:10: seen That Guy Gaining a Rest.

00:10:11: It's

00:10:11: all Liquid.

00:10:13: He Did my Appendectomy.

00:10:20: He Gave My Kids Vaccines

00:10:23: Like oh my god.

00:10:24: Oh, no.

00:10:26: Like I've just got that editor feeling with a spot where they get worked on there like paranoia.

00:10:34: Getting X-ray done and start PVC then last forever?

00:10:39: We just put CPVC.

00:10:41: No.

00:10:42: That's

00:10:45: what the rest

00:10:48: copper pipes had to shark.

00:10:51: Shark pipe

00:10:56: man.

00:10:57: Well, maybe this lady you guys are fighting is a board certified.

00:11:01: I'd love to meet that board.

00:11:03: She might be.

00:11:09: Yeah yeah Maybe he can just be here understudy or something like that?

00:11:26: So we ended last episode with her throwing, she ran into the room.

00:11:31: I almost got a heck of cut off actually by Luka and then she threw two bombs in to the room hitting both Kezra In The Face or Both Of Them Hitting Kezrah In The face.

00:11:46: so at the end of her turn it does come To Kezah Who How Are You Feeling After Those

00:11:52: Two Bombs?

00:11:54: But oh wait, I need to take my persistent

00:11:56: damage now.

00:11:59: It was like what was

00:12:00: it?

00:12:00: Oh yes

00:12:01: or some shit.

00:12:06: Yeah because of the gray and

00:12:08: then doubled or

00:12:08: is a forty eight double?

00:12:12: It was three three D six times two.

00:12:17: Go ahead me.

00:12:21: So there's a thirteen double

00:12:26: Looking a little bit like two-faced.

00:12:28: Yeah,

00:12:28: my face is melting off.

00:12:29: Um yeah not good

00:12:31: this is NOT good.

00:12:35: Cuz we're dead running for running for mayor

00:12:40: Wasn't my turn?

00:12:41: I know my turns so far

00:12:42: away.

00:12:47: Let's see all right All right guess

00:12:59: where he was gonna take a step down so we can see

00:13:05: into the

00:13:05: room a little more.

00:13:07: And he is going to

00:13:08: launch

00:13:09: with,

00:13:10: uh...

00:13:10: He's gonna hold up his staff of fire and cast a heightened Fireball into the back corner.

00:13:16: Yes!

00:13:16: Of that off-the-room.

00:13:19: Yep.

00:13:19: Thank you I think.

00:13:20: Boom!

00:13:20: All right.

00:13:22: So this Uh..I think Luca isn't it though?

00:13:26: Oh yeah for God's sake.

00:13:27: With the range.

00:13:29: Where where's uh...where is he?

00:13:30: He's

00:13:31: in the upper

00:13:31: corner here.

00:13:32: Okay,

00:13:34: I'll say he's in the farthest corner possible.

00:13:36: But

00:13:37: if i put it into this square now because i need to hit him so has To be this square that hit everybody.

00:13:42: but That would

00:13:42: look good.

00:13:44: Yeah Is what It is?

00:13:48: I can heal.

00:13:48: So i'm good.

00:13:51: okay yeah sorry i will roll for

00:13:54: uh

00:13:56: i Will Roll For Each Of Them In Order of them Getting Hipped.

00:14:02: so let's roll for her first.

00:14:04: uh, thirty-three pretty low roll.

00:14:07: um next is the guy that is still frightened.

00:14:15: he gets a thirty five and then last guy closest to the door after twenty.

00:14:24: wow

00:14:25: what did Luke get like

00:14:27: an at

00:14:33: one or something?

00:14:34: uh no uh... thirty

00:14:35: two actually

00:14:39: you

00:14:42: succeed.

00:14:43: Seventeen is half damage.

00:14:44: So the two take seventeen.

00:14:47: Alright, so... Two takes seventeen

00:14:51: each.

00:14:51: Oh yeah sorry

00:14:52: I need

00:14:53: to... Nothing!

00:14:56: Super fire.

00:14:58: six or four?

00:14:59: Yes

00:14:59: add two more

00:15:00: damage to that.

00:15:02: Are they doing it?

00:15:03: They have fire resistance.

00:15:10: That's

00:15:13: my poopy turn.

00:15:14: All right,

00:15:17: just see

00:15:18: out

00:15:18: of anything that like because Ambrose is right next to you so You Just See Like Them Just Sits Scorched Thing Just Glares At You.

00:15:26: What the hell?

00:15:28: This Is War!

00:15:29: Right?

00:15:31: My Face Is Getting

00:15:32: Off.

00:15:33: He Can't Die.

00:15:34: Calm The Fuck Down

00:15:35: Turn It To You And Just Like Blah

00:15:36: Blah BLAH

00:15:39: BLAH You Get To Make A Flat Check To Stop.

00:15:42: Yeah

00:15:43: Yes I Do

00:15:44: Come on, come on.

00:15:46: Oh yes make

00:15:49: I don't have my dice out.

00:15:51: oh Okay, i thought you already

00:15:52: rolled.

00:15:52: if

00:15:53: you were like

00:15:54: Come on hard of the dice kelly heart of the day

00:15:56: he's real disappointed

00:15:57: but Do it!

00:15:58: Keep this fuck now.

00:16:01: Did she roll black or

00:16:02: green?

00:16:04: That's that's a problem because that's

00:16:07: treasure

00:16:08: and that dice is not a treasure.

00:16:09: next flat check.

00:16:11: Why do we gotta make the dice feel bad about itself?

00:16:13: guarantee I mean there's the not black oak workshop.

00:16:16: They should feel bad about themselves.

00:16:19: Yeah, we came from.

00:16:20: Dice was trash.

00:16:24: Well please with these crop guards they are stunned.

00:16:27: yeah

00:16:31: That's why it didn't raise my shield last turn and i was like Why did i raised my

00:16:34: shield?

00:16:36: And now their stun...i can't remember which one gets what but..I think they're stunned.

00:16:41: once stunned

00:16:42: too.

00:16:42: yeah

00:16:48: I believe they're both stunned too.

00:16:50: Yeah,

00:16:51: so yeah now which means that there only gonna be able to do one attack.

00:16:58: So it does come the first ones turn this is a one that is dazzled.

00:17:02: he's going to continue hitting on Garn

00:17:08: and you are terrible person.

00:17:17: We'll save, uh... Success.

00:17:20: Thirty-eight.

00:17:20: so I believe

00:17:21: it's fine.

00:17:22: Aren't you blurred?

00:17:23: Yeah still blurred.

00:17:23: Still the DC five.

00:17:25: Yes that's what this is for.

00:17:27: Eight!

00:17:30: So just one mall strike atchoo and I guess

00:17:35: a three four

00:17:35: That hits.

00:17:36: Oh.

00:17:36: I don't

00:17:37: know how my shield up.

00:17:38: It does?

00:17:40: Yup.

00:17:40: Cause' he doesn't have your shield though.

00:17:41: Okay Alright Um okay yeah And then Damage then thirty-one.

00:17:50: That's a lot of

00:17:51: damage.

00:17:54: Good thing that

00:17:56: he's done, you know that one I

00:17:58: hit.

00:18:01: Who John who?

00:18:07: Next is the other corrupt guard stern.

00:18:09: this is the one that has frightened ones still.

00:18:12: So he was gonna try to swing on Luca.

00:18:16: Take care of him.

00:18:20: Let's see There's no dazzler here, so just a straight swing.

00:18:26: Thirty-nine hits?

00:18:28: Okay.

00:18:31: Twenty seven points of bludgeoning damage on hand.

00:18:42: So I'm trying to see... Do they lose the stun condition or do only lose one?

00:18:48: I think okay good i like that

00:18:52: but no reactions.

00:18:56: But no reactions.

00:18:57: Yes Okay Oh, yeah because they didn't they didn' gain the reaction back on their turn.

00:19:04: right I think okay Sandor oh my god your doors

00:19:09: fucking with me so bad.

00:19:13: i'm trying So hard to justify kind of cold angle here but just don't Think This is it.

00:19:25: They

00:19:26: don't have.

00:19:31: this would be a cone of cold John.

00:19:32: you can get in

00:19:33: the

00:19:34: Cell below Tim and from that corner You could cast a cone That Would Hit Both Guards And The Alchemist

00:19:40: Without Hitting

00:19:42: Luca

00:19:42: Orgar.

00:19:43: I Don't See How That Line Works Cuz Because i Can't Even see Into the Room

00:19:49: From There, You Can See into the room?

00:19:50: He Can See from the Corner.

00:19:52: Yeah yeah but you You Can see Around the Corner like if you're at a corner.

00:19:58: That's

00:19:59: incredible how perfect

00:20:00: that is.

00:20:00: All right, yep Now I am...I do want to look at the stun thing because they're not stunned anymore.

00:20:08: They are not

00:20:09: stunned any more.

00:20:10: Yeah but you

00:20:12: gain

00:20:12: your condition.

00:20:13: You gain their reaction at the beginning of turn.

00:20:15: So when you're stunned so they don't get it.

00:20:18: Oh

00:20:18: yeah i see whatcha saying.

00:20:19: yeah well okay Well guess if you get a free cone of cold then there will be an attack of opportunity coming at you Dangit.

00:20:28: Alright this was going.

00:20:29: Uh, Kreptgaard.

00:20:31: That force wall is going to

00:20:32: take a lot of damage now.

00:20:33: Reflex save... First guy?

00:20:36: Twenty-five for the first guy!

00:20:39: Okay.

00:20:41: And then this next guy he's no longer frightened but thirty five.

00:20:46: Oh that just that's his success.

00:20:48: So it's success okay.

00:20:50: and then last one girl oh my god she must be directly behind the dwarf Goes around

00:21:02: up casting us by the way, so that is twelve d six.

00:21:06: Wow I want these words to fucking die.

00:21:10: So yeah

00:21:11: for oh no, thanks.

00:21:12: Yes Uh-so.

00:21:14: so the first guy's it took.

00:21:15: he was taking full damage.

00:21:16: second guys taken half and there she said nothing.

00:21:18: okay?

00:21:18: Forty one his

00:21:22: full

00:21:22: half is twenty.

00:21:26: Okay See Oh God this guy's the guy in the middle of soul.

00:21:32: you're

00:21:33: talking

00:21:35: about this guy.

00:21:35: I'm not decking you, in any case.

00:21:37: I don't want somebody to start picking these guys up because i do NOT wanna be where I am right now.

00:21:41: That

00:21:43: makes sense!

00:21:46: Okay... Alright... Ambrose?

00:21:50: You heard his

00:21:51: request there but he said the guy in middle was this guy or

00:21:56: this

00:21:56: guy.

00:21:56: that's low

00:21:58: Sorry.. The Guy In The Middle of the Three Of Them is very Very Low.

00:22:02: The Guy That Attacked You

00:22:04: Opportunity Is A Knockin'.

00:22:06: Yeah,

00:22:09: no how?

00:22:09: open the window and jump

00:22:15: out

00:22:16: options.

00:22:18: One thing he is going to do The spells like I have fun.

00:22:25: Just kind of like Do i want

00:22:26: use it because?

00:22:28: I mean a mice will try but if time ruins my action economy for a second Especially with This chick here because she is kind of being terrible.

00:22:45: Yeah, so

00:22:46: I feel like any other.

00:22:47: try something here.

00:22:48: So don't do act together.

00:22:52: and

00:22:53: Then

00:22:54: up before like just like before he starts speaking in Necrol And...so He brings up

00:23:04: his

00:23:05: trusty

00:23:06: Warraith.

00:23:11: Yeah, it's here.

00:23:12: He is something okay.

00:23:13: so he is taking his history actions

00:23:18: and

00:23:19: You just hear like necrol like going off behind you.

00:23:22: And then Commander Gretel time to come back and then that war rate is coming to comeback out Right here.

00:23:35: Oh good,

00:23:36: what a position.

00:23:37: friendly

00:23:38: neighborhood

00:23:38: right behind the dwarf that is.

00:23:47: He'll teach him how to be commanding evil officers.

00:23:52: See he does have unfortunately actually hold on me.

00:23:56: see if I should move Him you'll be right here instead.

00:24:03: sorry Because I forgot he had an aura.

00:24:06: Little

00:24:06: shift,

00:24:07: right?

00:24:07: That's to beat aura.

00:24:08: Oh yes So

00:24:09: all creatures have to immediately roll a fortuit.

00:24:14: save

00:24:16: Gotcha okay.

00:24:17: so first some go left or right here the guy in the doorway gets a forty one.

00:24:25: Okay next guys that is just about dead.

00:24:29: get say forty-one and The alchemists gets a.

00:24:38: Okay,

00:24:39: that's

00:24:39: just I pass with a fucking natural twenty unfortunately.

00:24:44: That was unneeded.

00:24:46: I'm kind of hated every time.

00:24:49: um all right.

00:24:50: so whatever he still there.

00:24:52: uh So They are fine.

00:24:56: Immune for two eight four hours like everyone that passes in you but He will do an attack.

00:25:04: Uh, so he'll do something called grip if grip of fear on this guy right here.

00:25:13: Take two actions

00:25:14: and

00:25:14: it will save, like he is going to try to reach through the armor and just grab for them.

00:25:21: That might

00:25:22: actually hold that might pass.

00:25:25: Yeah so...that's a pass because its not using mine but warwraiths.

00:25:33: Even with the negatives?

00:25:35: Yeah, I mean he's got no more negatives right now.

00:25:39: He is not.

00:25:40: Now

00:25:40: his woolsave should be still down by two because of the bonbon mode.

00:25:44: Yes!

00:25:46: Oh yeah Jake The Bon-Mau.

00:25:51: So what was my total?

00:25:53: Yeah, that would

00:25:55: be... Yeah, basic

00:25:57: wool

00:25:57: save DC twenty eight.

00:26:01: Alright Wow, oh

00:26:02: there we are.

00:26:02: It takes nine d six mental damage.

00:26:07: That's a lot.

00:26:09: Yeah, ninety six

00:26:10: hold on.

00:26:10: that's a ton of

00:26:11: yeah Ninety-six

00:26:13: damage.

00:26:14: I just do ninety six

00:26:15: damage.

00:26:24: Roll dice roll all my digital roller.

00:26:29: Twenty nine points of damage.

00:26:37: So please this guy

00:26:39: yeah This thing does reaches through his armor and he like you see is it?

00:26:43: It's a chill Almost like a chill touch.

00:26:46: this ghost is going right through you and then it just kind of squeezes his heart And instead doing what normal I mean, did the intended thing.

00:26:53: It crushed his heart inside And he used to come too.

00:26:58: ultimate fear because it is mental damage.

00:27:00: So it's not like oh my hard as being physical gosh But like imagine it's like the hearts right way up.

00:27:06: speeding up at that Just gives out

00:27:08: like thinking last moment she was like damn those so chill

00:27:13: I feel cold.

00:27:18: Yeah,

00:27:22: it's the.

00:27:23: we've always done that.

00:27:26: So that's That's kind of two actions.

00:27:28: so that one said Luca

00:27:35: is Okay.

00:27:37: Yes

00:27:38: Unfortunately i want to take someone out and have a feeling this woman will just save immediately.

00:27:45: Hey

00:27:46: taking these dwarves out is

00:27:48: very important.

00:27:50: I don't want to die.

00:27:52: He doesn't have a reaction right now, right?

00:27:56: Correct?

00:27:58: No no they do not because they were stuck at the end of their

00:28:01: sling

00:28:01: time.

00:28:02: so

00:28:02: with garner

00:28:03: hole okay Get and get flanked by Garnia.

00:28:06: Okay, that's me it And take

00:28:11: true opportunity this wonderful Wonderful gift.

00:28:16: I've been given of Flanking and i'm going to use my horn up plenty, My transcendent ability To feed the masses.

00:28:28: So I get to drink The Horn And I Get to transfer the effects Of the potion to an ally.

00:28:36: okay so I get Rolled the dice first.

00:28:41: Then I got to divvy Up the life force

00:28:48: as such.

00:28:50: However, in addition to that because I am sparking transcendence...

00:28:56: ...I look

00:28:56: quite radiant

00:28:58: and

00:28:59: Kezzers are so taken by the way they're drinking this horn!

00:29:06: You would be so beautiful if my eyes weren't melting.

00:29:10: but i can feel your radiance Again,

00:29:14: only

00:29:14: barely through the melting face.

00:29:19: Don't

00:29:19: worry it's meant to look emotional!

00:29:22: So you get twenty-eight hit points just right off the bat and then I'm gonna figure out how much i want to give from The Elixir...I think I'll text you.

00:29:36: however much they gave is not going be much because im pretty low on HP but that was my first action.

00:29:42: Honestly, with twenty-eight was good enough for me.

00:29:45: Alright well then take twenty nine!

00:29:46: Take twenty nine.

00:29:47: I'll just have the rest of the HP from the potion

00:29:52: and

00:29:53: so it transfers into my Titans Breaker.

00:29:57: unfortunately i cannot transcend again because you can only do once per turn but I shall raise my shield to give myself a sea boost in my last action...I will strike out Where is my?

00:30:13: there's mine black hook workshop die because you know, I've rolled the dice of winners With a forty-two while flanking.

00:30:27: that's pretty juicy hit.

00:30:29: Oh wow

00:30:31: That is be cuz.

00:30:35: oh My god

00:30:36: black hook

00:30:37: work shop never let me down ever

00:30:41: The good.

00:30:42: it's a good bond.

00:30:43: all right double damage Bonkaroo.

00:30:46: Oh wait, hold on a second and there's all this special stuff that happens because my rooms Dang.

00:30:52: okay, I'll look right you got so many rules in the dang thing.

00:30:59: So i get the oh my gosh

00:31:01: Impactful

00:31:03: good?

00:31:03: I can push to target away.

00:31:05: I'm not gonna do that for holy

00:31:08: It was little d six damage I think on top or uh Well, I don't know the crit effect of that

00:31:19: thing.

00:31:19: Oh No no so holy only it really only Really?

00:31:23: It's so situational.

00:31:24: if i'm fighting like The unholy I can restore hit points on a critical strike.

00:31:30: But you know im not fighting the Unholy Im just... maybe they're a little desecrated but Not in the technical sense.

00:31:41: Being an evil jerk doesn't mean your unholly.

00:31:46: So that is gonna be fifty points of damage And some force and some spirit.

00:31:56: Fifty, that's a

00:31:57: fifty.

00:31:58: Okay Ouch!

00:32:01: He has caught me on this in the single digits.

00:32:07: Awesome

00:32:08: That'll be my turn.

00:32:09: then I'm going to figure out my HP i got

00:32:12: later.

00:32:17: It

00:32:17: comes to her turn.

00:32:20: The alchemist is in a very, very bad spot because she was relying on those two dwarves.

00:32:30: so you stay alive but they failed here.

00:32:32: You idiots!

00:32:33: Pull yourselves

00:32:34: together!".

00:32:35: And then she just sees one collapse through the heart attack and she's like what?

00:32:41: What is

00:32:41: happening?!

00:32:43: So she is going.

00:32:46: uh, the room that she came out of.

00:32:49: Uh,

00:32:49: but where's it?

00:32:49: She wears them was difficult

00:32:50: to um and she's uh let's find because It was there was fifteen feet to do that And then she just got twenty-twenty five.

00:33:00: so she's fine.

00:33:01: Um So she just makes up their actually um.

00:33:06: and Then she is going to throw a bomb.

00:33:11: Just want to throw it at luka Because in this flash damage will kill.

00:33:14: Oh my god She's like.

00:33:16: I know this damage.

00:33:19: Yeah, yeah.

00:33:20: Yes is the.

00:33:21: she sees him like swag.

00:33:22: you know the stumbling around shambling.

00:33:24: She's like ah got weakling So she will instead throw it at the Wraith and just try to hit.

00:33:38: So she's gonna do.

00:33:40: Let's see You know that frost work really well.

00:33:43: so if he was going to do a little frost file let me See Thirty nine did.

00:33:52: Okay,

00:33:54: the AC is only twenty-seven.

00:33:58: Yeah I he's got so many extra stuff.

00:34:00: The AC is not.

00:34:01: there's no key here So it just gonna be gosh okay?

00:34:07: Um, so you're gonna take.

00:34:10: well ok this says ten foot penalty to its speed.

00:34:12: i don't even know if that's going effect race.

00:34:16: But um all right.

00:34:18: so goodness gracious this thirty nine cold And then eleven splash.

00:34:25: Okay, so I'm just looking at the sorry resistances.

00:34:29: all damage ten except force goes touch spirit or fatality.

00:34:32: So i guess that'd be take ten off of

00:34:35: That.

00:34:37: Yes because she doesn't Doesn't have a force.

00:34:40: bomb

00:34:40: was not damaged.

00:34:41: Thirty-nine

00:34:44: cold Directly yet directly to him and then eleven splashes

00:34:49: still in

00:34:50: triple digits.

00:34:53: Whoa heavy

00:34:55: He's a level nine monster man.

00:34:59: Heavy honker.

00:35:02: And then she will throw a second bomb, but this is going to be an alchemist fire instead Going for him again at thirty eight.

00:35:15: So there's gonna be thirty seven points of damage.

00:35:20: six persistent fire

00:35:22: Okay, gotcha

00:35:24: Yep.

00:35:25: and then eleven splash fire damage

00:35:32: Back five.

00:35:35: Little fire.

00:35:36: Oh yeah, he's got the realest of fire.

00:35:37: All right and that is her turn.

00:35:41: it comes to Kezer.

00:35:42: I've got two calculators up okay?

00:35:46: I was gonna say just two calculator for all your summons.

00:35:52: Alright

00:35:53: i'm going.

00:35:53: finish off this guy.

00:35:54: This

00:35:55: dude

00:35:55: looks like hes wavering.

00:35:57: So lightning crackles in both kezer hands and hits him

00:36:00: with an electric

00:36:01: arc.

00:36:01: Roll a reflex save Actually, no.

00:36:05: No I want to

00:36:07: do Ray of Frost

00:36:07: stuff same damage.

00:36:11: Okay now i have Black

00:36:12: O'gore show.

00:36:13: yeah Yeah

00:36:14: it's because you know jake would roll natural twenty.

00:36:19: Usually

00:36:21: Does

00:36:22: a

00:36:22: twenty seven against reflex DC.

00:36:26: Nope oh wait I guess this is Reflex DC.

00:36:35: I don't know if i can do anything to help lower my dc on

00:36:39: my acid face.

00:36:42: So, i guess...

00:36:45: There's blank bits?

00:36:47: I mean...

00:36:48: Sheets!

00:36:51: I was gonna say there are... I mean this blanket is the other side of that room.

00:36:53: It

00:36:54: has

00:36:55: gone back.

00:36:55: Alright here.. I am going to use my last action...

00:36:58: Oh shit... Selector

00:37:00: My last action is move over into bed and drop prone And smash my face into

00:37:05: a little blanket.

00:37:10: I'll give it to you.

00:37:10: It's funny.

00:37:12: three over the DC.

00:37:21: All right,

00:37:23: give me my fucking damage.

00:37:25: this is a thirty six Ten not bad.

00:37:34: okay.

00:37:36: Top of the round, this is The Corrupt Guard.

00:37:42: He's still alive?

00:37:43: I mean it was certainly his last round.

00:37:45: Um...I think he has been dazzled by just all this damn time!

00:37:55: I can't

00:37:59: fucking say anything!

00:38:01: He's been hit and garmed with those, but not stunned anymore.

00:38:05: so he feels better about that.. I think what hes going to do is I think he's going to turn around, try and... He's gonna try hit Luka.

00:38:19: You have a chance.

00:38:20: Okay

00:38:23: This was gonna be flat check first.

00:38:27: Thirteen did it.

00:38:30: Mall attack.

00:38:33: Thirty-three?

00:38:34: Exactly.

00:38:36: Exactly.

00:38:38: Twenty one points of bludgeoning damage And then he's gonna turn in swing on Garn once.

00:38:46: so I need to do the Will Save thirty seven.

00:38:52: so he's fine with that flat check thirteen, so fine there too.

00:38:57: did you do the wheel save

00:38:58: on guard?

00:39:01: I did.

00:39:01: yeah it was thirty-seven for the wheel saving missed with a twenty six pretty awful.

00:39:09: and then hes gonna try to move to get in

00:39:10: front of her as he moves.

00:39:11: i'm gonna

00:39:12: incurring.

00:39:14: yeah yes so Luka will go first

00:39:24: Thanking your

00:39:24: lucky stars.

00:39:26: Yes, all right.

00:39:27: so like as he tries to move let's see what happens.

00:39:32: Thirty four to hit.

00:39:36: Yep that's a hit

00:39:37: and That would be twenty-four points of damage.

00:39:42: Yeah.

00:39:42: So Susie just tries get out function Luca Just just lops his head

00:39:46: off.

00:39:49: Oh yeah here three left.

00:39:56: No a little

00:39:56: bit.

00:39:57: Oh,

00:39:57: yeah?

00:39:58: Yes here you have.

00:40:01: Yeah She took

00:40:02: so Luke up.

00:40:03: that's right.

00:40:05: oh yes the other story Okay.

00:40:08: So he is now dead.

00:40:09: so I can ignore them for the rest of this episode.

00:40:11: hopefully After that it comes to Sandor.

00:40:16: I Can see her.

00:40:19: so That means i can throw my boomerang at her yep As long as she doesn't have full cover.

00:40:28: Amazing.

00:40:30: Yep,

00:40:31: just let me

00:40:32: look this up real quick so I don't bulge any

00:40:34: of these?

00:40:37: Yes

00:40:37: Okay You know it actually makes sense as Sandor knows the spell because he is literally from the land.

00:40:45: Dananda

00:40:47: Think we made that joke already.

00:40:48: but okay Down Under Exactly There's some water on there Will There are some

00:40:56: more life in that horse.

00:41:08: Thirty six I know it's just a regular hit is like a lot of damage.

00:41:14: It's a lot

00:41:27: Damage to possibility.

00:41:28: so take forty nine points of damage.

00:41:30: Wow

00:41:32: That was

00:41:34: actually incredible.

00:41:35: I do the.

00:41:38: it's a. it's one of those things where like, you know what just makes us solid?

00:41:43: Like a very solid

00:41:44: ebony

00:41:44: boomerang when it gets.

00:41:47: What OK is that he got one.

00:41:52: we're actually going to do anything

00:41:53: with him don't want to be.

00:41:54: I'm gonna

00:41:55: yeah

00:41:56: move here.

00:41:57: so try to avoid any splash bullshit.

00:42:02: Okay, speaking which shouldn't?

00:42:03: I've taken

00:42:04: all right Ambrose?

00:42:09: Um.

00:42:09: I think has when she hit Hasra or one of them yeah Yeah It's only eleven so we'll see if there's

00:42:19: an embrace is going to concentrate a. keep the summon onto field.

00:42:26: He is going too.

00:42:27: have the commander move up with What was it you said that he I need to look at his movement speed for a second.

00:42:41: Oh Yeah, it says that's the minus ten for speed.

00:42:45: so he is alright.

00:42:48: yeah i was gonna say you know i don't think It matters and then You even ignore The difficult terrain.

00:42:53: because of being So

00:42:57: He's Gonna move up To here.

00:42:59: Can he get into the room pastor?

00:43:01: Just curious.

00:43:02: I mean like, uh-he is incorporeal so you just...

00:43:05: He's a good good

00:43:06: good guy!

00:43:07: If it isn't corporeals

00:43:08: then the rules

00:43:08: are closed.

00:43:09: So

00:43:09: he has to move in past her with that action.

00:43:17: Is there anything in the room they see or just...?

00:43:23: Three stone tablets three stone tables along the south wall of this laboratory space Are covered by a chemical gear while the north and While to the north, a noxious brew bubbles in a cauldron set into large stone walls.

00:43:38: Dive into

00:43:39: it!

00:43:39: It's soup.

00:43:42: Cream with

00:43:43: creme with crecy.

00:43:47: No

00:43:47: my soups!

00:43:48: My

00:43:48: award-winning soup!

00:43:49: I'm just

00:43:53: trying think of what i can do because I have feelings about... Actually might let try hit.

00:44:04: Probably won't, but worth a shot.

00:44:10: Twenty-eight That is a

00:44:24: miss.

00:44:24: Yeah I mean that was garbage in general But yeah.

00:44:30: so what's going to happen?

00:44:32: Is with that one action he's gonna take two actions In order to cast A spell on himself.

00:44:39: life no one action lifelink search and So that will get fast healing To get going.

00:44:47: so okay cover fourteen.

00:44:49: Yep, I'm always imagining the

00:44:56: The

00:44:57: shield and halo or destiny.

00:44:58: It's

00:44:58: just like yeah And I'm really tempted to also use battle medicine on myself right now too

00:45:11: Just to remove all the horrible asses.

00:45:14: That's one thing, you knocked my HP down quite a bit actually because of the damn dwarf and all the election.

00:45:20: Like it?

00:45:20: It added up quite good.

00:45:22: I'm under three digits right now so he's gonna do

00:45:25: a... Oh!

00:45:27: Yeah about a milestone.

00:45:28: So

00:45:30: okay Let me see how your rolling then.

00:45:33: yeah

00:45:36: Would say Tim has to keep reminding me how to do this properly.

00:45:41: I did medicine check, i'm doing it at expert level because that is the highest I can.

00:45:45: so That means I have to be the twenty?

00:45:49: Yeah

00:45:49: and um...I think im kinda guessing you most of your hands freeze.

00:45:53: You probably already had your tools out right?

00:45:56: yeah..i got healers gloves on and shit like that.

00:45:58: So

00:46:00: yeah go ahead And make that....you're doing an expert one.

00:46:03: It's just DC-Fifteen.

00:46:04: Oh my god.

00:46:05: Okay, yeah that's I was like

00:46:08: my bad not bad experts.

00:46:10: DC-twenty.

00:46:11: oh okay That's

00:46:14: what i thought it was like.

00:46:14: fifteen feels a

00:46:15: little.

00:46:15: anyone can be an expert.

00:46:16: Anyone could be in medicine person

00:46:18: In this world right

00:46:19: you don't need to know chemistry um extra.

00:46:23: So

00:46:24: actually let's go fourteen on die.

00:46:25: so thats at thirty.

00:46:26: four for babson

00:46:28: Whoa?

00:46:28: Thats a crit.

00:46:29: so four d eight.

00:46:30: Forty

00:46:31: eight plus ten beautiful because I desperately need.

00:46:36: okay

00:46:37: that I really do.

00:46:44: Okay, oh actually not bad.

00:46:46: eighteen so twenty-eight.

00:46:48: I'll get back.

00:46:50: So he is just like Kezra could you see?

00:46:53: Actually like everyone's.

00:46:54: just like seeing him Just like patching up burns and stuff that are appearing

00:46:57: on them.

00:46:59: Yeah And at this point

00:47:05: She shouldn't have any.

00:47:11: No, she did not seem to have it.

00:47:13: Any close race stuff.

00:47:14: She was she's taken taking a bomb with one hand.

00:47:18: So actually what Luca is going to do?

00:47:20: Is that he's going to move behind the door like off to the side?

00:47:25: Like oh yeah because otherwise she's gonna help

00:47:29: us shit out of him.

00:47:32: Yeah so okay I will as we go into garns turn.

00:47:37: i'm Gonna Move The Tube dwarf bodies to the south so that way we can see what's happening.

00:47:43: So

00:47:44: take a turn, there

00:47:46: is whole lot of nothing in between her right now.

00:47:47: I don't

00:47:47: have any penalties for my movement speed and i'm going move on up with one action.

00:48:04: That

00:48:07: is a two action ability, so I'm gonna forgo the shield rays And we're going to do it

00:48:13: too.

00:48:13: action

00:48:14: Ability that I don't-I.

00:48:15: Don't know if i've ever done this or maybe have only done It once But there Is A look in Garn's

00:48:23: eye

00:48:25: Instead of The

00:48:26: normal.

00:48:27: you Know.

00:48:28: glowiness Of You know the white softer the yellowish Glow of the exemplar.

00:48:36: He kind

00:48:37: tinges a little

00:48:38: red on his.

00:48:41: oh Actually

00:48:43: hold on

00:48:43: my weapon change.

00:48:44: I don't think I can do this.

00:48:53: Okay, okay?

00:48:54: This is this is very strange huh It doesn't.

00:49:01: well here's the thing it doesn't say has to be a slashing weapon.

00:49:07: Just says imbued into a weapon icon all right There you go.

00:49:11: Ok Well there we go.

00:49:13: Well,

00:49:14: someone yell at me later if I get this wrong.

00:49:17: So i'm going to attempt a strike as This weapon is filled with an angry reddish glow And...I Get A

00:49:31: Forty-Five To Hit Because She Is Flanked.

00:49:41: I

00:49:44: strike her above her eyes on her brow, and... ...I hit in such a way

00:49:52: that

00:49:53: I make a cut.

00:49:54: And the blood leaks into her eye!

00:49:58: You need to make a fortitude.

00:50:00: save or you'll become BLIND!

00:50:02: Yeah,

00:50:02: it succeeds.

00:50:06: Uh, thirty-three?

00:50:07: Ah well Okay Well y-you see in your pictures she's got little goggles and the goggles have little windshield wipers

00:50:14: on them.

00:50:16: Still crit, so that's pretty

00:50:17: cool.

00:50:19: Is she some unholy fiend by chance?

00:50:25: She is...get this!

00:50:31: Dang.

00:50:31: I should

00:50:32: have just done freaking Titans Breaker on her.

00:50:39: So it was forty six points of damage and Luca i think has really learned one that can see me i believe.

00:50:49: so

00:50:50: luka enthralled by my battle prowess.

00:50:56: Don't you dare!

00:50:57: And... Don't

00:51:01: look away, don't try

00:51:04: and restore the

00:51:05: twenty-eight hit

00:51:05: boys.

00:51:06: Oh my god He's a feeling

00:51:09: boy.

00:51:09: Alright I know your are some sort of summoner

00:51:13: of

00:51:14: Ambroses that i dont'know if u can understand the language but we should spar sometime.

00:51:20: he gives a wink Stabbed

00:51:28: ya Okay,

00:51:31: all right it comes to her turn.

00:51:34: Oh hold

00:51:35: on she needs to make a will.

00:51:36: save my bad because.

00:51:37: She's so skirt of me.

00:51:40: Yep

00:51:41: yep, she's fine.

00:51:42: thirty four don't you give an attack?

00:51:44: All right You will get in the pack of opportunity your reactive strength.

00:51:50: She is going up against the wall.

00:51:55: Yeah, it's only twenty feet but she's trying to make sure he'll

00:51:59: flank her.

00:51:59: so

00:52:04: oh No.

00:52:07: So I hate to do this too Tim But you're also gonna have to roll a four dude.

00:52:12: save Living creature.

00:52:18: It's living creatures actually just living

00:52:20: creatures that entered the

00:52:21: war in general

00:52:22: Nice.

00:52:23: All right Yeah,

00:52:24: yeah Oh Nat-twenty.

00:52:26: So I'm

00:52:27: like hello again and it's good to

00:52:28: see you

00:52:30: Just

00:52:30: to scream for

00:52:33: her.

00:52:33: I stare into the abyss every day.

00:52:34: It

00:52:36: was called my mind.

00:52:38: so she She is gonna be throwing a uh... Uncommonist.

00:52:43: No she can't be throwing an

00:52:44: uncommonistic class at

00:52:45: last At Garnia.

00:52:50: Right, some malaria

00:52:57: God

00:52:58: damn it.

00:53:02: It's gonna be a forty-four to

00:53:03: hit you, because I tried to blind you and

00:53:06: failed!

00:53:11: So its going to be thirteen points of initial damage.

00:53:24: And then when we get to you is the three six times two.

00:53:29: But then it says, everybody within

00:53:33: ten feet

00:53:35: gets the eleven.

00:53:36: So that's gonna be... Yeah so its going to be the Wraith and Luka.

00:53:40: And thats because

00:53:43: there is one damage for them

00:53:48: One tiny little bit of damage there.

00:53:51: Then her second is an Alchemist fire with a map.

00:53:56: Let's see if we pass the flat check, twelve got it.

00:54:02: And then a map against you going thirty six.

00:54:05: so that is gonna be twenty five fire damage.

00:54:15: So three wenty

00:54:17: fire damage

00:54:18: and

00:54:19: no persistent

00:54:23: yes yeah um oh because of like.

00:54:26: yeah yeah so and then eleven fire.

00:54:30: now do I take this flash as well

00:54:32: right?

00:54:33: Yeah Okay, that's what

00:54:35: I thought.

00:54:36: So i need to

00:54:36: take eleven from the acid and then i'll take six From the other one.

00:54:44: okay

00:54:45: all

00:54:45: right correct yeah yep Yeah.

00:54:47: so every instance you get your yup.

00:54:49: It has got mileage.

00:54:51: it really does Allright!

00:54:54: That was her turn.

00:54:56: She is up against a wall.

00:54:57: she just chalking

00:54:58: Bob.

00:54:58: He looks pretty messed-up.

00:55:00: he already looked messed but particularly messed.

00:55:03: So she probably is looking a little confident.

00:55:06: Let's see if Garno will last her.

00:55:08: Looks good!

00:55:11: Looks good to our resident

00:55:12: hamper.

00:55:15: He continues to smash his face

00:55:17: into the bed,

00:55:17: but he barely looks up at

00:55:20: Hamper and says go kill that bitch.

00:55:24: And then he casts haste on you.

00:55:25: so it'll all be an extra

00:55:26: action.

00:55:27: Nice

00:55:31: Not cool Alright.

00:55:37: And then I will... Is Haste the Full Round?

00:55:42: There's two actions.

00:55:45: Okay, alright.

00:55:46: so if you are using your last action to

00:55:48: use the Blanket again i'll give you three damage

00:55:51: first.

00:55:54: Three d six.

00:55:59: nine time

00:56:00: It was going down on the dice.

00:56:07: There it is!

00:56:09: What'd ya have to beat?

00:56:11: At ten because because I was using the blanket

00:56:13: to

00:56:13: wipe that ass off

00:56:14: my face.

00:56:14: Oh, nice!

00:56:16: You really are legendarily bad at English?

00:56:19: Yeah yeah so... I know.

00:56:22: That's right.

00:56:23: It just... I used to spend a knowledge to focus Kessler with us.

00:56:28: Um okay So same day

00:56:31: if you're not entirely sure what i can do here cause'I've gotta run

00:56:34: into the room.

00:56:34: There is little bit of difficult terrain but

00:56:40: it isn't bad.

00:56:42: No no there only for winter.

00:56:46: I will remove that then.

00:56:47: so we're not

00:56:48: confused.

00:56:57: They also

00:56:57: removed

00:57:01: that cone of cold.

00:57:04: Oh, thank you.

00:57:04: Okay, yeah, okay?

00:57:09: So You moved into the room behind Garnt's say he got a pretty good like...you can see her all the way.

00:57:15: at the end There are some distance.

00:57:23: upcast to seventh level.

00:57:25: The boomerang is coming out

00:57:26: again.

00:57:30: Oh, it's a fifteen on the die.

00:57:37: So thirty six

00:57:38: Okay Thank God Yes!

00:57:42: And upcast to seventh that's

00:57:44: ninety ten

00:57:48: My god.

00:57:51: Fifty one points of damage.

00:57:53: No way

00:57:55: Three One Ten

00:57:56: Eight Ten Six Four Three Six Wow That was great.

00:58:02: This spell is dog shit when there's a lot of things and then just one person you got to hit pretty fucking good.

00:58:10: I Thought it was good with the like a lot.

00:58:11: Thanks cuz I thought about.

00:58:13: no,

00:58:13: what does not bounce?

00:58:15: That's my wand under now chromatic right?

00:58:20: Yeah So she had won lump on side over head.

00:58:25: that should

00:58:25: die bitch

00:58:29: roll learning two-style.

00:58:32: And Ambrose, you're

00:58:34: feeling fast.

00:58:35: So he is gonna keep the Warraith up because I mean it's good just to have an extra body in a room but He's going to use his one action there.

00:58:47: Luca Is then take One Action To Run Into The Room Yep and Then the warraith Going On The Other Side

00:59:11: For A bit of a half wall.

00:59:12: There The to the.

00:59:15: oh, I thought this shadow just wasn't working.

00:59:17: It's like a yeah No no it's uh-it's of

00:59:21: like curved

00:59:22: wall.

00:59:22: there we're gonna get that.

00:59:23: goddamn shoot the

00:59:24: war with can

00:59:25: be here which is I Think they were right can end his turn.

00:59:31: their if i remember correctly was like in.

00:59:33: Kapoor looks Like he Can be there but you

00:59:35: know?

00:59:36: Okay Yeah, so Lucas got To Be In The Corner Warwick.

00:59:43: That's Gonna Be Right Here Namely just for surrounding purposes.

00:59:47: and so

00:59:48: yep,

00:59:49: Luca is going to strike out spectral blade.

00:59:55: Thirty eight to hit.

00:59:57: beautiful that's a hit.

01:00:01: Twenty three points of damage.

01:00:04: That was his third action.

01:00:06: Just because it was two actions to even get to that point.

01:00:09: And the war rate is going too.

01:00:11: yeah hack as well He's just gonna reach out at hand.

01:00:15: try smack her hit though.

01:00:26: Let me get my calculations out.

01:00:33: Oh, well let's

01:00:36: see.

01:00:36: wait Sorry the calculation... See I have like a ability to do that but it'd like add to the Calculation all back like too much.

01:00:47: so we just rolls in.

01:00:48: I was just like oh i rolled It!

01:00:49: I'm like oh wait That's a fucking eighteen on the die.

01:00:52: Because Like it confused a little shit out of Me and I thought I did that different.

01:00:57: okay But no, rolled a eighteen on the die.

01:00:59: So it's plus twenty-one.

01:01:00: so that should be thirty nine

01:01:01: to hit Beautiful That was a hit.

01:01:05: then

01:01:09: What is this called?

01:01:12: Wraith

01:01:14: touch Great bandwraith Touch.

01:01:17: Yeah

01:01:18: It just touches her.

01:01:21: Don't touch

01:01:24: Touch

01:01:26: Touch by an

01:01:26: angel.

01:01:32: I remember my mom was a big fan of the touch mine

01:01:34: engine.

01:01:35: Stop rolling dice, oh

01:01:37: my god.

01:01:39: No

01:01:39: it literally is one those things where if i rotate The phone It will cause the dice to freak the fuck out.

01:01:47: Yeah

01:01:48: but my phone's like kinda messed up.

01:01:50: so its level.

01:01:51: But no Its not!

01:01:53: It's still in an incline and im just watching this D-twelve

01:01:56: roll

01:01:58: By the way D-twelves, two d-twelve plus six.

01:02:01: so that would be actually low roll.

01:02:05: Thirteen points of damage sure Void

01:02:08: Damage.

01:02:09: Okay void Yep she's just human.

01:02:13: So nothing about the void

01:02:16: is anything more.

01:02:18: He had to use an action to keep the wraith up.

01:02:22: Oh, oh that's right.

01:02:23: He takes it.

01:02:24: wait did you decide something?

01:02:25: That was like hasted doesn't

01:02:26: know

01:02:27: you just actively You just get an extra action.

01:02:29: you can divvy out

01:02:30: after your act together.

01:02:33: Oh Yeah perfect.

01:02:34: um yeah I think he is yep.

01:02:37: Yeah.

01:02:37: He's gonna

01:02:38: go in a room.

01:02:38: He wants to see her as well.

01:02:42: Yeah Yep Okay All right, everybody except Kezra's got eyes on her.

01:02:48: Alright comes to Garn!

01:02:49: Garn is looking pretty worse for wear.

01:02:52: so go ahead and give me that three D six times two

01:02:58: I guess.

01:03:02: Rolled a twelve or twenty-four?

01:03:03: Garn isn't

01:03:04: doing great.

01:03:05: Got myself

01:03:09: a blanket.

01:03:11: instead

01:03:12: he's gonna take it.

01:03:13: use an action to pull out the marvelous medicines.

01:03:18: Use this second action to attempt a Battle Medicine check.

01:03:22: He is going to go for the higher one, the master... One that's the highest DC he could attempt.

01:03:33: Hyruisk Hyrule.

01:03:36: Well, whoo!

01:03:37: Closer than I wanted it to be.

01:03:39: but i still hit the dc with a thirty four.

01:03:42: so That means I get two D eight plus thirty hit

01:03:45: points.

01:03:48: That's insane.

01:03:49: Oh,

01:03:49: I know.

01:03:50: so I get

01:03:51: a cool

01:03:52: forty HP back.

01:03:54: who buys me some time?

01:03:58: And now it only helped.

01:03:59: one action left.

01:04:02: So i really need

01:04:03: to

01:04:04: Need to find out what?

01:04:05: I'm trying to do here with my last action like and I don't want us Stay where I am because that's

01:04:14: primo splash zone

01:04:16: situation.

01:04:19: Yeah,

01:04:19: I am first question.

01:04:20: Ask

01:04:21: him for a flash.

01:04:24: I should be able to get... Hold on a second.

01:04:31: Sorry.

01:04:32: Oh

01:04:37: this is the count of this?

01:04:39: Ten.

01:04:42: Yep!

01:04:42: Oh gosh

01:04:43: you're right that's what

01:04:44: going on here.

01:04:44: okay

01:04:46: All right Fender we love it.

01:04:47: It's very cute that you could track movement, but now I actually

01:04:51: need

01:04:51: to move.

01:04:53: But i'm just trying to see.

01:04:55: so there can get right.

01:04:57: yeah.

01:04:59: So

01:05:01: Okay say like in the center of yes,

01:05:02: and um i'm.

01:05:03: yeah i'm fifteen feet away from The wraiths.

01:05:05: so that's all I wanted To be outside at this splash zone range.

01:05:09: oh They hit the ray then.

01:05:11: Yeah okay on a range yep?

01:05:14: So maybe she Just really

01:05:15: alrighty.

01:05:16: And then, you know.

01:05:19: Oh I got that free flat chick

01:05:21: to see if maybe the acid just kind of shluffs off.

01:05:23: Maybe it wasn't as

01:05:24: potent as the others.

01:05:30: Nope!

01:05:30: That's a net one All right It's uh some spicy ass.

01:05:36: Snow Garn is feeling the same that Kesher did and he was like...

01:05:43: Kesher has heard that sound before.

01:05:47: That sounds quite

01:05:48: well.

01:05:49: Oh, you too huh?

01:05:55: So she is not liking this scenario.

01:06:01: so if she's going to... She wants to move away from Luca at all.

01:06:11: Just

01:06:12: stop everywhere!

01:06:17: But steps takes actions.

01:06:20: I like mine And she also needs to stay out of her own blast radius.

01:06:29: Um, and Garn's in

01:06:32: there as fuck too.

01:06:33: I literally...

01:06:35: Oh!

01:06:35: I didn't even see the door there.

01:06:39: There is a checker

01:06:40: move right now with our placement

01:06:42: it's like between-.

01:06:46: I played a lot of chess then.

01:06:47: that was one of those moves.

01:06:48: you play chess?

01:06:52: You can play

01:06:53: chess?!

01:06:54: I did not know.

01:06:54: Doolingo

01:06:55: has

01:06:55: chess.

01:06:58: Yeah, it does.

01:06:59: It's yeah.

01:07:00: do my ELOs up to like seven hundred and something?

01:07:05: Sounds

01:07:09: sounds like I really liked.

01:07:14: the guy that you play against is Oscar Like the mustache dude in the app.

01:07:19: there are times that like Hannah knows i'm losing against him because they'll be like Motherfuck you Oscar.

01:07:28: Okay, so she is going to move and She's gonna move Way over.

01:07:36: Quite far I

01:07:41: have reach.

01:07:44: So it's attack of opportunity.

01:07:50: It was gonna say Oh, I don't think that she knew you had reached.

01:07:52: so see is just trying to slide to like.

01:07:54: oh

01:07:54: wait No.

01:07:55: I know because my spark transcended into something else.

01:07:59: dang Just the line

01:08:01: okay?

01:08:01: All right.

01:08:02: So just look at them.

01:08:03: thirty four good.

01:08:04: Let's see what you can do.

01:08:08: Wow

01:08:08: way What

01:08:11: damn

01:08:15: it Garn

01:08:18: ready

01:08:19: for some

01:08:20: this it's all

01:08:21: your fault gone

01:08:24: It's just hair

01:08:24: on my head.

01:08:29: She is going to throw a frost vial at Luca in the back.

01:08:40: So she gonna throw a Frost Vial at you?

01:08:45: Oh, I

01:08:47: forgot about

01:08:51: that.

01:08:52: So you are gonna take fourteen and then the eleventh splash.

01:08:58: And he's going to take a ten-foot

01:09:03: splash damage on

01:09:04: top of that?

01:09:09: Yep.

01:09:12: And she is trying just hit you for movement speed.

01:09:16: That why I did it with her.

01:09:23: Alchemist Fire have you garn with the map.

01:09:29: Whoa!

01:09:29: That's twenty-seven.

01:09:31: It was a bit like a natty, too.

01:09:34: You've been

01:09:34: rolling rocks.

01:09:38: Yeah it was very low roll.

01:09:40: so let's see where it landed.

01:09:42: So starting in the top left corner going around A one...so that actually hits directly in between you two.

01:09:48: so we'll both take some splash here.

01:09:52: Oh,

01:09:58: you're saying.

01:09:59: It lands in between her and Garn.

01:10:02: so... So just the eleven points

01:10:05: of slams for me?

01:10:10: Yeah I mean that is the danger there of throwing at somebody fifteen feet away.

01:10:17: Is it might land an in-between you!

01:10:21: It looks as though she's floundering.

01:10:23: my guys See if

01:10:26: we can wrap up.

01:10:30: Get the room right like two rooms away.

01:10:33: Yeah, he's

01:10:33: a little far way.

01:10:38: Where are you?

01:10:43: yeah

01:10:44: He will catch shield.

01:10:51: Okay Sandor is your turn.

01:10:53: We're gonna see if we can't finish this.

01:11:00: Yes I Can absolutely do it.

01:11:03: Oh, everybody's in the same

01:11:05: place.

01:11:06: Sandor is

01:11:07: going to harm you or something slightly risky.

01:11:09: He's gonna finish his movement right there And

01:11:13: he coughs

01:11:14: and marches a little bit as Crimson breath fires across the room.

01:11:20: Yeah!

01:11:20: You remember

01:11:20: this beat Jake?

01:11:23: Make your reflex save.

01:11:24: Yep

01:11:24: I do.

01:11:26: You're breathing

01:11:27: fire bro.

01:11:30: Breathing

01:11:30: crimson.

01:11:32: Yes

01:11:33: Also

01:11:34: Lots and lots of fire.

01:11:36: A forty seven, however.

01:11:40: Also sorry John can you make a save?

01:11:45: Oh yeah sure.

01:11:45: Oh

01:11:45: because he pulls up the wraith!

01:11:47: Yep.

01:11:49: So she takes no damage from that?

01:11:54: Assuming it's a crit...

01:11:55: Yeah probably

01:11:55: a crit.

01:11:59: Okay um why I hate

01:12:05: reflexes They just have to be a twenty-eight.

01:12:14: Oh, yeah

01:12:16: Okay you're good there

01:12:17: fine okay?

01:12:18: Okay now that was all my turn.

01:12:23: um ok

01:12:26: So act together.

01:12:28: the Say the right this gonna stay because it's a nice little Boone here.

01:12:35: so Unfortunately said my speed is reduced by ten set means as two.

01:12:40: well So I'll have to take two actions to get through this spot.

01:12:47: Okay, so to be totally yeah

01:12:50: I guess.

01:12:51: I can't stand to the north here because that looks like a table.

01:12:57: Yeah, you know this.

01:12:57: oh that's where though the soup is don't you spill

01:13:00: it fucking soup?

01:13:02: Steal It i'm gonna eat it.

01:13:06: So he's Gonna move Here.

01:13:09: The Wraith Is Going To float Over on This Side.

01:13:14: I Know Flaking but more shit in the way.

01:13:19: He's going to strike, you said she's floundering looking?

01:13:25: Yeah yeah yes he is quite low.

01:13:34: At that point Ambrose is going to come into the room and command Luca.

01:13:40: try to restrain him because he wants a

01:13:45: big time.

01:13:46: okay

01:13:47: sure kind of important-looking He's going to try.

01:13:57: Oh wait,

01:13:58: sorry

01:13:58: what?

01:13:59: What's my My skills here in athletics?

01:14:03: ah yes master of athletics.

01:14:07: So that is a a forty athletics

01:14:13: two grab.

01:14:17: Okay That is the success okay you have.

01:14:20: so

01:14:20: yeah since he doesn't have to put down weapon You just kind of like these spectral arms.

01:14:24: Just wrap around her the holder.

01:14:28: Yeah,

01:14:28: and that Yes, oh

01:14:31: still.

01:14:32: And

01:14:32: That is all he could really

01:14:34: do Okay?

01:14:39: okay Garn

01:14:41: is going to take The acid damage.

01:14:57: So as he screeches from the asset Flies into the face of The Alchemist

01:15:06: and he's going to strike.

01:15:12: pretty well.

01:15:14: Seeing that she is low, He will do it non-lethally And take

01:15:18: them mindless.

01:15:20: Don't kill her.

01:15:22: Not yet

01:15:22: I'll try!

01:15:26: She has grabbed so...

01:15:28: It does not matter i got a four on my die That'a miss but im gonna try to strike again Given that she's so low, but taking so many

01:15:41: minuses

01:15:41: to this because I'm trying non-lethal you take a minus.

01:15:46: Oh But that's an A-twenty

01:15:50: Not

01:15:52: lethal Nat-twty.

01:15:54: Yeah

01:15:54: All right Kelly give me that good card for blood.

01:16:00: I

01:16:02: know what type of damage.

01:16:04: sorry

01:16:05: Bludge.

01:16:10: Normal damage, you got bone masher!

01:16:12: You crushed your bones,

01:16:14: you masterbones.

01:16:15: Normal Damage either the target is clumsy too and takes a ten foot status penalty to land speeds or it's clumsy.

01:16:21: two can't use one of its arms.

01:16:23: your choice lasts until it heals.

01:16:25: Oh

01:16:26: I'm smashing that bomb throwing

01:16:28: arm.

01:16:32: Yeah,

01:16:33: so you're not going anywhere.

01:16:35: You ought to throw those

01:16:37: dabs.

01:16:37: Go ahead and do

01:16:38: it.

01:16:38: Six eight nine seven nine fourteen seventeen points of damage

01:16:47: on lethal.

01:16:48: Uh...you hit her in the hand and it crushes.

01:16:53: she goes.

01:16:54: what?

01:16:55: My potion

01:16:55: making head!

01:16:58: That's

01:16:58: good.

01:16:59: I'll see you guys

01:16:59: next time.

01:17:01: One of these days only.

01:17:01: You gotta

01:17:02: wait to think a question.

01:17:03: My potion yucker.

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