00:00:30: Think.

00:00:30: as a man, I've always wanted to have a very cool title and look at some cool ones out there.

00:00:38: You know you become like the knight here.

00:00:39: You're called sir right?

00:00:41: But i've Always Wanted To Have The Name Count.

00:00:46: I think that having the title of count Is not done enough.

00:00:50: I want more counts in the world.

00:00:53: Count Chocula?

00:00:54: yeah Yeah Count Chokula Count

00:00:56: Jake

00:00:57: most famous count with all time

00:00:59: it's true.

00:00:59: Or

00:01:01: the count

00:01:01: or the account.

00:01:02: Yes, that's me shrub Which was a fantastic pun by the way.

00:01:09: Absolutely I think the best one is either Kaiser or Grand Kaiser.

00:01:18: something like Kaiser

00:01:19: is good?

00:01:22: I mean didn't they do it change Caesar Like everybody says Caesar now but the original one with Kaiser

00:01:26: there's probably some signs.

00:01:27: yeah counts Good.

00:01:33: It

00:01:34: wasn't Kaiser like Eastern European

00:01:36: or Russian,

00:01:37: but it was Root and Caesar.

00:01:41: I think so?

00:01:44: I don't know... I'm an uncultured swine!

00:01:45: History

00:01:46: buff.

00:01:46: sound off in chat.

00:01:48: First thing that came to my mind is the really stupid long titles.

00:01:52: The first one that came into mine from Parks & Rec Was Your Royal Excellency Lord Edgar Derby coming ten fourteenth Earl of Cornwall upon Tame's twenty ninth Baron of Hertfordshire Like I'd want something so stupid.

00:02:06: So obnoxious, yeah?

00:02:08: So i did look at Google just now how to become a count and it does say you had To be granted by a monarch an individual who are governed over specific territory or county.

00:02:18: so if I get If I grow through the ranks of the local community And then they've come You know the mayor our local County could kind of Be account.

00:02:32: There's no monarch involved, but we can just brush that over.

00:02:37: So your new life pivot is you're writing for a political office and jests at it?

00:02:44: You could be calling yourself a count!

00:02:47: That's the whole campaign

00:02:49: I'm listening

00:02:50: And probably do better job than whoever there.

00:02:52: Vote for

00:02:52: Jake...I don't give a fuck about your taxes.

00:02:56: I did say Kelly & I were going to run for president..and i am kind of serious Kelly doesn't know.

00:03:00: yet

00:03:03: Now we know.

00:03:04: the sad thing about that is that that campaign would be more honest.

00:03:07: I don't give a fuck about your taxes, so i want to be account.

00:03:10: We're at tagline.

00:03:12: That's The Honest Groups.

00:03:14: But I just wanted a cool title out of it.

00:03:16: It was

00:03:16: what?

00:03:16: The rich are getting taxed.

00:03:18: thats all I got.

00:03:18: They get

00:03:19: attacked and they're

00:03:21: gonna tax a fucking line!

00:03:23: They can cry All they Want.

00:03:25: the gold nearest in the United States.

00:03:26: it Was Eighty Seven percent.

00:03:27: So yeah Let's Get it up there.

00:03:29: boys get them numbers though.

00:03:32: So in the Hutchison McCoy ticket who is whose front-runner and whose VP?

00:03:37: me I'm much better at talking with people.

00:03:39: Kelly's really good a numbers.

00:03:41: It was Jake's idea, so whatever.

00:03:45: So Kelly what are your thoughts?

00:03:51: Yeah it would all be just because I want to become the count.

00:03:54: then you know And that out.

00:03:55: I'll give other people titles.

00:03:57: Oh my gosh.

00:03:57: I just realized like why couldn't I just like put in an order to make that happen.

00:04:03: What titles do you guys want?

00:04:05: It's established like the United States-like nobility of hierarchies.

00:04:13: This is really spitting a face at The No King's protest

00:04:17: movement.

00:04:18: We just don't go there far.

00:04:18: Technically none of us will be a king

00:04:21: If somebody ever even jokes about it, email them a picture.

00:04:35: Let's be honest, if the Jake Kelly campaign goes through I'll finally get my title.

00:04:41: Most Wanted.

00:04:43: Shit that good!

00:04:45: Bringing me down.

00:04:50: Most Wanting for what?

00:04:50: What did he do?

00:04:51: Oh it was just really good looking.

00:04:56: The most wanted.

00:04:58: He got a five star warming

00:05:01: level.

00:05:02: I'm picturing like a short.

00:05:03: John S. Cousin made his head...

00:05:05: Plans

00:05:06: to love me.

00:05:07: FBI wants me!

00:05:09: Women want me, FBI wants

00:05:13: you.

00:05:14: Everybody wants me Your mom?

00:05:16: The FBI.

00:05:23: Well I mean the stars are on our titles.

00:05:24: What title do you guys want?

00:05:26: Sage.

00:05:27: Ooh

00:05:29: Sage is fantastic

00:05:30: Sage's

00:05:30: grand sage.

00:05:34: I know it's just in Star Wars but Grand Moth was pretty good.

00:05:37: Oh wow

00:05:38: Grand Moff Grimplin.

00:05:40: It is unfortunately tied to one of the most evil men in, you know.

00:05:43: The series but...

00:05:45: Fair!

00:05:46: But

00:05:46: it's pretty good title.

00:05:48: He only murdered a billion couple billion people.

00:05:51: so cool

00:05:53: I think i'd go for something like obscure homespun like Timmy friend of squirrels or something

00:06:01: Timmy the squirrel reader?

00:06:04: Or sometime.

00:06:05: They're like, who is he?

00:06:06: Oh!

00:06:06: He's this philosopher that you talked to.

00:06:08: Whoa

00:06:08: no I would be called the squirrel... Squirrel-Kull.

00:06:12: Squirrel

00:06:13: Kull?!

00:06:13: Oh my god it was pretty good.

00:06:16: Oh wait we are just making up words.

00:06:18: Yeah

00:06:18: i know.

00:06:19: No im gonna call back Last episode, you guys can call me John Herald of the Worm.

00:06:26: Yeah!

00:06:26: I

00:06:26: was just about to say that in relation because he's Harold with The Worm?

00:06:30: And Harold is an excellent title.

00:06:32: Harold a great one.

00:06:33: I

00:06:33: know but like at our society it would have kind of different meaning than this magical man's

00:06:40: own society.

00:06:41: Tim its just a title about my monster cock.

00:06:46: I don't know what's so not good.

00:06:49: People will make those jokes.

00:06:50: I can only be spoken through.

00:06:53: people would make the joke and we'd be like no that is what it

00:07:01: is.

00:07:01: So, so What about a lack of a title?

00:07:02: And then instead you just go like either Like hermit or something like that because i mean honestly A title has a lot of uh responsibility.

00:07:15: Yeah

00:07:17: Only if you make it, so I can also just fuck mean fuck off.

00:07:20: Yeah

00:07:21: As i said like i'd be like.

00:07:22: You know the philosopher that your like oh whatever?

00:07:24: Just chilling in The woods what?

00:07:26: and then you're Like ah you see each wisdom And Then It's just no Fuck you like.

00:07:32: He told me to fuck Off something.

00:07:35: he's good.

00:07:38: Did

00:07:38: they use some Wisdom?

00:07:39: don't piss into the breeze go away.

00:07:40: yeah

00:07:41: It's like.

00:07:42: uh was his Name D philosopher

00:07:45: from

00:07:46: Greece.

00:07:46: It was Diogenius, I think he was the one that was like this cynic?

00:07:51: That Like you would always just fuck around with people.

00:07:54: He lived in a bathtub or not bath tub but like a barrel on its

00:07:59: side and just insults people.

00:08:00: Yeah i know what your talking about.

00:08:01: yeah there's a picture of him in just destitute state But thats just what he wanted.

00:08:08: You just want to live on the fringes

00:08:10: Wasn't it?

00:08:10: like Alexander the Great asked him what he want.

00:08:12: and holy all I wanted is for you to move out of my

00:08:14: seat.

00:08:15: Yeah

00:08:16: Is

00:08:19: your vice president?

00:08:20: You can call my title to be The Wealth Reaper.

00:08:24: Oh, man in my whole job would just be

00:08:27: Fucking like a. you sound like a WWE star.

00:08:32: See we might just run on these titles And just are afar our way into the office like

00:08:44: Owner campaign to be known as like Robin Hood except he's done.

00:08:48: give him.

00:08:48: He's done He's don't being nice.

00:08:54: Yeah, Robin hood famously known for being

00:08:57: nice.

00:08:59: Also John the line that he said Alexander great.

00:09:01: yeah it was stand a little less between me and the Sun.

00:09:07: How do you ore a farm on Alexander the Great?

00:09:10: Like

00:09:10: two points at Alexander the great was just like,

00:09:13: all right.

00:09:14: I'm impressed to

00:09:15: be

00:09:15: honest.

00:09:16: I think he famously replied if I could not... If i couldn't be Alexander The Great ,I would want to be him.

00:09:21: Yeah, Dijinus said that He'd just say guys if were not him .

00:09:23: I also wish to be Dijinos.

00:09:27: There's a football player.

00:09:32: His last name is St Brown So his names are Amon Ra St Brown.

00:09:35: That's

00:09:35: the greatest name that has ever been.

00:09:37: His

00:09:37: nickname is The Sun God, so like... Is there a guy with more aura just from his name in Nickname?

00:09:44: Yeah

00:09:45: he

00:09:46: was awesome!

00:09:48: We can stop trying and say

00:09:51: it out loud.

00:09:54: There one thing we had not touched on which is unfortunate case that Grand Wizard is taking by evil people imaginable.

00:10:05: It's now just unattainable.

00:10:07: You know, it's not completely unattainible

00:10:11: Unless you found an organization that uses the same titles.

00:10:15: but their whole goal is to hunt the KKK.

00:10:18: Take it back!

00:10:19: Take Grand

00:10:23: The

00:10:32: Good!

00:10:37: The flag is just like a flayed David Duke.

00:10:43: Oh boy, oh my gosh.

00:10:46: Well out there

00:10:47: they don't deserve that title.

00:10:47: No

00:10:48: no now They don't.

00:10:49: it was too cold Nate and then we took it.

00:10:51: Now we're like ah All right.

00:10:54: well what does wait until I die?

00:10:56: But the key breathing.

00:10:58: And to keep that you can breathe

00:10:59: their dumb ideas.

00:11:01: Come on.

00:11:03: but There Is A Great Wizard And there was apparently a lot in this school that you guys have come across at last episode.

00:11:12: The tragedy of the city of Sagarok and how it was starved to death from this besiege, uh...that happened centuries ago but they're still enduring the pain being starved out by their enemies.

00:11:33: You guys ended up trying to help these guys, but their hunger drove them to attack you all.

00:11:42: And so they threw out some spells at you and hit with a few things.

00:11:46: But all of the sudden The entire tone of room changed when a creature dropped down directly next on top of Viscount Ambrose.

00:12:00: So I'm going add this creature into the initiative As he is dropping on and he's going to Pull himself On top of Ambrose to try to take your head off.

00:12:16: probably

00:12:17: as you do,

00:12:19: but I said He has an entire Handful of claws some both on both arms that these claws looks like they have been dipped or arm somehow made up this dark terrifying metal.

00:12:34: These things are like four to five inches long.

00:12:38: And as he drops down, you just like pulls the pulls these hands down onto.

00:12:44: I have not rolled the attack yet but You will obviously be off guard for

00:12:48: this question.

00:12:50: Yes

00:12:52: How far did we have to go?

00:12:53: To get close to Ambrose?

00:12:55: how far do they have that?

00:12:55: Oh Just till like drop-down Till Like Drop Down.

00:13:06: Actually no never

00:13:07: mind.

00:13:07: No, I'm stupid.

00:13:08: Okay,

00:13:09: I'd say Did you freeze there for a second?

00:13:12: Mentally yes

00:13:13: I mean, did you take any fall damage?

00:13:15: If we go in that route might as well.

00:13:16: Nah nah nah, just

00:13:18: ignore me.

00:13:18: Did he fall two hundred feet and doesn't have

00:13:21: catfall?

00:13:22: He's like ahhhhhh!

00:13:26: He does have to make a deck save if it has anything to negate fall damage.

00:13:29: so not land

00:13:30: prone.

00:13:32: Let me see him mix this up.

00:13:33: hold

00:13:33: on.

00:13:36: Flying colors yeah he is fine Alright.

00:13:41: So he goes out with single claw strike.

00:13:47: That is going to be a natural twenty.

00:13:55: I really appreciate you making me make me roll that reflexive

00:14:00: as the piercing or slashing.

00:14:01: this will Be slashing.

00:14:07: so we head back into town to find a new party member.

00:14:13: Carve your initials normal damage.

00:14:16: The target is so humiliated it can do nothing but attack you at the end of each Of its turns.

00:14:22: It could attempt a will-save to

00:14:24: end the effect.

00:14:25: So

00:14:25: Ambrose has to just

00:14:27: attack this thing, okay?

00:14:28: Just

00:14:29: he in a rage.

00:14:30: He does have a name.

00:14:32: So as he drops down he Carves from your neck Down But he carves it from right To left and all of A sudden he's and You see that there Is a scene on Your chest now.

00:14:43: oh Oh That's

00:14:45: a scar, baby.

00:14:45: I

00:14:46: was about to say he would be actually pretty livid about this.

00:14:49: Fuck your fucking Ingrid!

00:14:54: He carves the sea and then afterwards you're like eh Grand Moth.

00:15:01: So that is going to be forty eight points of damage?

00:15:04: And thats

00:15:04: normal?!

00:15:06: No no...that with Crit and Sneak Attack.

00:15:09: No, no.

00:15:09: It's normal damage for this

00:15:10: crit.

00:15:11: Oh it was?

00:15:12: Dammit Yeah I don't like that Alright.

00:15:14: so then do half of that.

00:15:17: So the twenty-four.

00:15:18: Then That there were a lot of ones in the dams There but i Do need you.

00:15:27: oh if You didn't have any.

00:15:30: Okay, so that Was just that.

00:15:31: But he will do A blight on you with The second.

00:15:37: Oh, you know what I'll do is as a reflex.

00:15:40: I will Use my shield to because I had shelled up

00:15:45: right?

00:15:45: Yeah Yep

00:15:46: So he will use shield in order to break it.

00:15:52: The shield is hardness.

00:15:53: twenty.

00:15:53: You can use the spells reaction reduce damage from these balls.

00:15:56: What what does?

00:15:59: exactly when this spell was an effect you can use two shield block for oh so It's hard as twenty

00:16:07: right now.

00:16:08: So

00:16:08: he did twenty four, so that means it is broken?

00:16:12: Yeah and then you would take four.

00:16:18: Okay He bit you okay With another after twenty.

00:16:24: what the fuck

00:16:26: What

00:16:26: yep

00:16:28: this guy doesn't like you know

00:16:29: I mean i was Like.

00:16:30: yeah This will be a real threatening thing when he sitting in your natural twenties.

00:16:33: uh so this one cal just is just a. It's a jaw attack, so it was just like... He has teeth.

00:16:40: So we'll say piercing?

00:16:43: Maybe?

00:16:43: Yeah,

00:16:43: that's piercing.

00:16:44: Yeah, bite is piercing.

00:16:45: Yes!

00:16:46: I see him

00:16:47: now.

00:16:52: Spun around the target is flat-footed until end of its next turn.

00:16:55: Oh boy That really bad.

00:16:59: So he does bite you on face apparently.

00:17:02: So crit damage though, go?

00:17:05: Okay Sixty points of damage Goddamn

00:17:11: Still in triple digits

00:17:13: That's good, but now I need you to make it forward too safe.

00:17:16: Okay which i know is not bad for You because the whole

00:17:21: god.

00:17:21: no yeah thirty five

00:17:22: uh success.

00:17:24: so you are fine.

00:17:26: um his his he bit you and this slobber on His like extra long tongue.

00:17:33: by the way He's a dwarf two.

00:17:34: So Like The he's he's like he's A little bit shorter.

00:17:37: so we had To like reach up And just bite beat your face and you felt This undead sloBber like, on your eyes and stuff.

00:17:47: Oh wait for me!

00:17:50: But that is the end of this turn.

00:17:54: So next it comes to... This was one of the ghost mages so its' the one in back.

00:18:09: He's going to get about here so he'll move around twenty feet infront of Kezra.

00:18:18: And then he was going to look at Kezra and say,

00:18:22: You do not know

00:18:24: what we have suffered.

00:18:26: But you will

00:18:27: soon!

00:18:28: And I need you two make a Will Save.

00:18:35: Is he casting Ghoul Feast on him or something?

00:18:38: I don't remember his call anymore but it's something that makes me really

00:18:41: hungry.

00:18:43: Hangry

00:18:45: This is ghoul man or ghost mage?

00:18:47: This is the mage.

00:19:00: That is a fail.

00:19:02: So he was casting Vision of Death.

00:19:06: Pretty bad!

00:19:07: Yep, luckily not a crit but you are taking thirty points in mental damage and you're frightened too.

00:19:24: But that is a turn.

00:19:25: it comes to Garn.

00:19:27: Okay...Garn's seeing this new opponent who has joined the fight You there You look

00:19:36: like a

00:19:36: worthy opponent

00:19:38: and

00:19:39: he moves around him to get into flanking with Ambrose.

00:19:46: Okay, uh...

00:19:47: He starts off this combat as it typically does With his

00:19:53: spark

00:19:54: inside the Titan's Breaker.

00:19:57: And speaking of Titans

00:19:59: Breaker Mm-hmm!

00:20:01: He is going to fracture some mountains by the courtesy of

00:20:06: Black

00:20:07: Oak Workshop or Dice or Treasure?

00:20:09: Black Oak workshop.

00:20:11: Come on, black oak workshop!

00:20:12: C'mon let's put Jake to shame with his online dice rolling

00:20:19: for sure.

00:20:21: I outdo okay black oak...okay how does a forty three suja

00:20:28: because he is flanked?

00:20:30: ah that'll be a crit.

00:20:32: yes You served you right.

00:20:35: Fractured

00:20:35: mountains on the back of his head.

00:20:37: Oh my gosh, like.

00:20:40: I'm not saying i'm gonna kill you

00:20:42: outright!

00:20:43: I'm NOT saying

00:20:44: that

00:20:45: but what I am saying is this is going to be a lot of damage.

00:20:49: I know and hey DeSalle Blacko works out dice more if you give them to your GM they might not roll to an actual twenty-center

00:20:58: one.

00:20:59: They might...

00:21:01: Who knows?

00:21:01: I mean, they

00:21:02: roll pretty well.

00:21:02: So don't give them to your GM but take him for yourself and then teach you GM a lesson.

00:21:09: Timmy the angle changes depending on what happens.

00:21:11: Pack

00:21:12: your GM's computer get em off the stupid automatic dice rollers And it'll be good.

00:21:20: okay Yeah yeah.

00:21:21: so i can increase

00:21:22: six-to-six

00:21:23: spirit damage per weaponized Twelve and the two extra weapon dice.

00:21:28: Sorry, there's just a lot of numbers.

00:21:30: The twelve it so many plus

00:21:32: five Seventeen that's those.

00:21:36: Just want us to know.

00:21:37: the base damage for this?

00:21:40: The bass all right without even rolling any dice is twenty damage All Right.

00:21:43: So just keep that in mind.

00:21:44: Oh my gosh now

00:21:45: I have A LOT Of Dice

00:21:48: because

00:21:49: i'm Assuming That This Creature Is Unholy.

00:21:53: uh oh yeah

00:21:54: Looks a little unholy.

00:21:55: and my it just so happens that this holy adamantied Warhammer is perfectly suited for the task And I am actually going to have to look at the activate.

00:22:08: So if i critically succeed Oh sick, can you gain hit points?

00:22:13: You're freaking

00:22:14: out myself.

00:22:15: All right sick.

00:22:17: okay all of these dice need a roll.

00:22:19: oh and you took some damage from the halving blizzard.

00:22:22: Right

00:22:23: I did.

00:22:24: Okay, so this will actually... yeah we'll be wasted to heal them.

00:22:27: Yup.

00:22:29: So the texture would have been nice because i'm gonna have four of those.

00:22:33: okay so to roll four of these all right alright

00:22:38: sorry

00:22:38: it's not every day that you crit on a-on fracturing the mountains.

00:22:43: Yeah your fracture is head more like

00:22:45: Dang!

00:22:46: Of course I had to roll trash Trash damage Trash Damage

00:22:52: Trash damage.

00:22:59: I feel like that's usually the standard with Tim at this

00:23:01: point.

00:23:02: Yeah,

00:23:03: not gonna kill you in one hit

00:23:05: didn't?

00:23:05: timural trash damaged.

00:23:06: Kelly can't get over a single flat flat check for persistent damage.

00:23:11: We all ever we all have

00:23:13: her.

00:23:17: Let me make sure let me take this.

00:23:19: So i Have One more Failure.

00:23:27: Okay, okay critical hit all right I'm not going to try and move him because i haven't packed flow as well.

00:23:34: however

00:23:34: i will get uh... seventy six points of damage.

00:23:39: seventy-six

00:23:40: seventy six.

00:23:42: there

00:23:42: you go single strike.

00:23:43: my god has

00:23:44: the holy energy infused by these spark that is within me.

00:23:50: oh yeah an ever get your cover.

00:23:53: HP equaled a double the creature's level.

00:23:56: So I'm gonna take our heel.

00:24:00: Sorry double the creature's level.

00:24:02: Yeah

00:24:03: Okay, so I mean it.

00:24:04: I guess that tells you what the creatures level

00:24:06: is.

00:24:06: yeah fortunately It

00:24:10: is weird.

00:24:10: so the double creatures level would be twenty six

00:24:14: Mm-hmm.

00:24:14: That was down to any three hit points?

00:24:16: So that there does perfect.

00:24:19: and then because of the radiance Of this fracturing mountains in Garn heroically Coming to Ambrose's aid.

00:24:28: Ambros, you are going to recover twenty

00:24:30: eight hit points.

00:24:32: Wow It

00:24:33: was just an aura of Feeling good.

00:24:36: my god

00:24:39: Call us feel-good ink.

00:24:40: Yeah I mean that...I'm sure there is some holy energy radiating off.

00:24:45: Oh yeah I am also gonna need this ghoulish creature To roll a Will save.

00:24:55: Oh, right!

00:24:56: Yep.

00:24:56: Against my class DC.

00:24:58: Uh...Thirty-eight.

00:25:00: Saves?

00:25:00: Okay

00:25:01: So maybe a little spooked but it didn't take hold.

00:25:04: Got it okay That's my turn.

00:25:07: I do want to show you..I have a picture for you guys.

00:25:09: Let me just show ya.

00:25:11: Right there

00:25:12: Bam he does got big claw.

00:25:14: Yeah the ghouls always have that But like i said his are made of or encased in this dark metal.

00:25:20: Yeah, nasty All

00:25:23: right, then my Eminence shifts into the victor's crown.

00:25:26: So everyone within fifteen feet has plus one to attack.

00:25:29: Okay, and he gives a little plus.

00:25:31: what can't Garn do you understand?

00:25:34: Oh I don't

00:25:35: know

00:25:38: another ghost mages turn.

00:25:41: this is This is the one that Is in the back here.

00:25:47: He was going to come up into the center directly next to his friend who just did the Vision of death and he is going to try and He looks at Sandor.

00:26:06: no, and he says hide your eyes

00:26:09: written

00:26:09: down And I need you to make a fortitude.

00:26:13: say

00:26:18: Fortitude

00:26:20: just a forty two.

00:26:22: I

00:26:23: said four to two, but that will

00:26:28: be

00:26:30: a thirty-five.

00:26:32: That is a success.

00:26:35: you realize the... You don't really have choice in covering your eyes as you had been blinded.

00:26:39: Yep!

00:26:40: You are blind until Target is blinded Until its next turn begins.

00:26:47: Oh, it

00:26:49: says until

00:26:49: it's next term.

00:27:00: Okay?

00:27:00: Yeah

00:27:01: sometimes those really suck.

00:27:02: yeah.

00:27:06: So yes so you are next then.

00:27:08: so you know I mean he was obviously going for the fail but right But yeah, so what is your turn sander?

00:27:16: How dare you blind me for one second, you dick?

00:27:20: For six seconds.

00:27:21: I felt like that was scared.

00:27:23: Let's see...I don't want to control Kesra too I'm going to It.

00:27:31: this sucks because i thought i had a spell That could get Ambrose out but unfortunately..i dont think any teleport Spell in the game except for Teleport can transport more than One person.

00:27:43: There is one!

00:27:44: I have one.

00:27:45: Yeah, okay.

00:27:52: What's it called?

00:27:53: Collective transposition.

00:27:57: Do I not have that?

00:27:58: You need to buy a scroll so you can learn it!

00:28:02: I thought he did take one but... I

00:28:08: must have because i took like every good teleport

00:28:10: spell yeah cuz your all about teleport and stuff.

00:28:14: well whatever Ambrose is in good hands right now I'm going to move here where i get a juicy-ass Kezra-esque line.

00:28:27: Oh, wow!

00:28:28: Yeah you do yep.

00:28:29: so moves all the way to the corner of the room So that he's got three ghosts

00:28:33: lined up.

00:28:33: oh my gosh.

00:28:34: and i'm gonna try To go into the corner pocket lightning bolts through them off.

00:28:39: This is very much laid out like a billiard spool.

00:28:41: it kinda is Like

00:28:43: the state

00:28:44: with the same glass windows.

00:28:45: yeah The same glass Windows are all or although other pockets.

00:28:48: um okay?

00:28:49: If you hit that last one, it'll bounce and hit the other

00:28:52: one.

00:28:52: Right right

00:28:54: Just hit the goal in last You know?

00:28:56: Yeah So Reflex saves so I'm gonna do them In order.

00:29:00: they're hit by It.

00:29:01: First one gets a twenty-five

00:29:03: Fail Fail.

00:29:05: Next One Gets A Thirty Three.

00:29:11: He's alright Alright.

00:29:12: And then The Last One In That Line Gets a thirty eight.

00:29:16: They are alright.

00:29:17: Okay first guy fails Other two Are taking half damage.

00:29:22: Okay, pull this up.

00:29:25: I don't know how many d-sixes us is gonna be.

00:29:32: Oh you mean the D-twelves?

00:29:36: D sixes!

00:29:38: This isn't fifth edition Jake.

00:29:42: Get your five eight nontons out of here

00:29:44: That's thirty six points in damage to one that got full and then have it for the other ten.

00:29:49: Eighteen to the others.

00:29:50: all right okay...that

00:29:55: will be my turn.

00:29:58: After Sandor it comes to Kesra.

00:29:59: All

00:30:01: right, Kesara is frightened too and is scared so he's going to cast his ability

00:30:06: on himself.

00:30:10: He loved

00:30:10: us!

00:30:11: And

00:30:12: then...he

00:30:14: does this every time!

00:30:15: I

00:30:18: guess i'm just gonna

00:30:19: move a little bit

00:30:22: out of the reach.

00:30:24: Okay all right.

00:30:27: So you disappear in the gold?

00:30:28: Does look to you But he's more distracted by the fact you just got clobbered in his head.

00:30:34: By that guy behind him.

00:30:36: He has

00:30:36: cool eyes!

00:30:39: The ghost mage who is... Let me see which one is this?

00:30:44: This is the one that is directly infront of Luca.

00:30:47: So, You approach him and he goes No!

00:30:51: No!

00:30:56: I need every living creature within thirty feet to make a will save.

00:31:04: Let's see how far out that goes... Oh, wow!

00:31:08: That is all of you because thirty feet go past Garn even who was on the other side of room.

00:31:13: Is this the goal alive?

00:31:16: Are we gonna be resolving Luca's attack for opportunities so he disrupts it?

00:31:22: So let me see what this says.

00:31:26: It's an auditory divine emotional fear and mental.

00:31:29: so it is uh there's no no manipulate here.

00:31:32: oh i couldn't do it anyway

00:31:34: because I already used my shield block.

00:31:36: all right gotcha okay.

00:31:39: uh so yeah we'll save from everyone.

00:31:42: okay unless one of yous on death but you know feel free to speak up.

00:31:46: Yeah,

00:31:47: Is that emotional effect by the way?

00:31:49: It is!

00:31:50: Okay good for me emotional damage

00:31:55: Garna sorry.

00:31:56: No no, Ambrose is already traumatized.

00:31:58: I am already traumatised.

00:32:00: My

00:32:01: tunic has been cut!

00:32:02: I am pissed.

00:32:05: Okay this is very fun.

00:32:07: i didn't think i'd be able to use This new level thirteen ability that i have.

00:32:11: but here we are.

00:32:13: So everyone else go and then what will do me last?

00:32:16: Alright you wanna go last alright Then i'll go the other direction than Sandor.

00:32:20: would ya get?

00:32:20: Thirty

00:32:20: six Thirty

00:32:22: six you are fine Yeah, so even on success.

00:32:28: You're okay kizer.

00:32:29: thirty

00:32:30: two

00:32:31: Thirty-two you were fine Ambrose.

00:32:36: Thirty six for Luca and thirty eight four Ambros because if it's emotional effect I get a bonus.

00:32:44: Oh right?

00:32:45: Yep Okay So you our both successes.

00:32:49: so garden very quickly.

00:32:50: we got to you.

00:32:53: Uh, I had A-one.

00:32:53: Oh!

00:32:54: However... Garn has become so in tune with the spark that lives inside of him That i have a wall

00:33:05: Of

00:33:05: confidence that shields my mind.

00:33:09: So if I roll a crit failure Just get it failure.

00:33:12: now I can't crit fail and will!

00:33:16: Oh right!

00:33:17: Oh I forgot about this.

00:33:18: Okay Um okay.

00:33:20: So all in failure, creature becomes frightened too.

00:33:24: That's still bad!

00:33:27: However for everybody else that succeeded you are immune to any frightful mode throughout the next minute.

00:33:34: so...you don't have to worry about it again.

00:33:37: Hey Mids what a frightful mouth!

00:33:42: It's okay I've got a wall of confidence.

00:33:44: This is brimming with it.

00:33:51: The ghost will then try to strike out at Luka with its last action.

00:33:58: Thirty-six hits!

00:34:00: It's

00:34:02: gonna be regular damage, twenty two void damage.

00:34:08: Yeah that still goes through.

00:34:09: Okay I got

00:34:11: it.

00:34:11: He said he is not a regular Ghost Ghost.

00:34:14: on Ghost Violence

00:34:15: The Last Ghost.

00:34:19: This one has been all the way in back which was clearly teacher.

00:34:23: They were up on the podium, and you can see that they're like...

00:34:26: Oh!

00:34:27: This is not the answer.

00:34:29: We must find another

00:34:30: way!".

00:34:32: And that's where he will remain.

00:34:34: Shut-up teach.

00:34:37: Sure spitball

00:34:38: at him.

00:34:43: The next one comes to top around two in a first ghost maze there leftmost side.

00:34:53: Let's see what else spells he has got.

00:34:55: Here needs one of those, here needs some more of these... He is going to point a finger at Garn and say please we require sustenance!

00:35:12: And then

00:35:14: he goes to point an shooter ray at you.

00:35:20: I need a fortitude save Snap.

00:35:22: Doesn't have to hit me with an attack burst?

00:35:25: It doesn't say so, it's just good idea.

00:35:27: My

00:35:29: fortitude is decreased And my dice rolls are trash!

00:35:35: I got a

00:35:37: twenty-eight.

00:35:37: That was a fail.

00:35:39: So you were...it was in Feeble.

00:35:42: You're in Fieble II for one minute But then he spends an action floating in the air there.

00:35:53: Feebles too

00:35:54: Terrible.

00:36:00: Next it comes to the Row.

00:36:06: brave and fieldman is a spell attack.

00:36:09: Yes,

00:36:09: no they're remastered in people.

00:36:12: No, they've remaster did?

00:36:16: I Did look for that because usually

00:36:19: people it was fucking awful.

00:36:21: well It's awful when it hits you.

00:36:25: Yeah I did look.

00:36:28: I didn't see if it was an attack and then the save, but... Alright

00:36:34: Piso you're balancing.

00:36:37: It's really inconvenient

00:36:38: for me.

00:36:39: It was made to the old decision!

00:36:44: You are like what?

00:36:46: I don't like now put him back The ghoul whose name starts with a C All right.

00:36:58: Yeah, because he waited to see what you all did and then the one ghost ran

00:37:04: away.

00:37:04: Charlie Brown?

00:37:06: You're a good ghoul with Charlie Brown!

00:37:12: He is going to skitter around to get behind Ambrose.

00:37:18: Ew.

00:37:19: He like climbs on the wall.

00:37:20: Alright well I'm gonna do an attack of opportunity than...

00:37:23: You may take this.

00:37:24: I was about to ask if you got that.

00:37:26: Yeah, Jake's like i'm not wearing your own like trash tonight.

00:37:30: You hit him once with a massive natural twenty so you're

00:37:32: unfeebled.

00:37:36: Oh wow okay?

00:37:37: So I have a confession to make.

00:37:38: all right

00:37:39: what

00:37:40: the last two rolls?

00:37:42: I did Not Roll Black Oak Workshop dice and I think That Was punished

00:37:46: for it.

00:37:47: The evidence is there man.

00:37:49: I switched back To black oak workshop And I Got A seventeen on the die again.

00:37:54: God damn.

00:37:55: So it's not going to be a crit because I have all the minuses.

00:37:59: Oh, okay Okay

00:38:00: Yeah so It'll just Be A-Forty One To Hit

00:38:02: Like a book

00:38:03: job where dice are

00:38:04: loaded It's eluded.

00:38:08: Buy them.

00:38:08: um ok so regular hit done yeah doesn't stop his movement but you do.

00:38:13: You Do hit him in the hit Him In The Legs He Leaves

00:38:21: And I'm like love that.

00:38:22: I get the extra D for

00:38:24: you know It's pretty good in this exact moment, so we're.

00:38:29: you were built for this time You are bill for this gun.

00:38:35: Twenty points of damage

00:38:38: is it?

00:38:39: how many

00:38:39: twenty

00:38:40: twenty

00:38:41: nice round

00:38:42: number?

00:38:42: Yeah Who doesn't live a fine and find a good twenty on their pocket?

00:38:46: All right.

00:38:49: So he He's no longer going to get sneak attack on you Ambrose, but he is just going to rip into You as much as he possibly can.

00:38:57: so jaw tech coming out first It's gonna be a forty to hit.

00:39:06: That's not great.

00:39:08: Okay So it was gonna be twenty seven points of piercing

00:39:14: and then turn invisible and drop dead.

00:39:17: Oh Okay

00:39:21: performance I faint.

00:39:27: But the ghoul can still see you because he has

00:39:29: ghoul eyes.

00:39:31: Ghoul-eyes, right?

00:39:36: Ghouls don't automatically get seen visibility.

00:39:38: I thought Jake said like oh and he sees Kezra as he turns invisible.

00:39:42: No obviously he turned to kezra As He Turned Invisible.

00:39:47: That meaning he was aware that would turn invisible but couldn't do anything about it.

00:39:50: Got It!

00:39:52: so anyway um all right looks like it's just

00:39:55: you and

00:39:56: me.

00:39:58: uh oh what is he okay?

00:40:00: He is going to, so he bites down on Ambrose.

00:40:05: And Ambros just dies.

00:40:06: then he's like ah!

00:40:06: Uh Oh in which case

00:40:11: hold up try to feed.

00:40:15: That is a very good question he does.

00:40:18: he doesn't only have one action left In Which Case goes down to the floor, and he goes try to rip... The corpse of Ambrose.

00:40:28: He tries to like rip the head off but his claws just go through the illusion.

00:40:33: He was in fact trying defeat!

00:40:38: So do I get to perceive that it's an illusion now?

00:40:41: How does this

00:40:41: work?!

00:40:43: What is the spell say?

00:40:44: Yeah you can roll a well safe or roll what-what is its perception?

00:40:51: Yeah, perception.

00:40:51: Okay

00:40:52: I mean you could have missed the corpse

00:40:53: and never know.

00:40:55: So there's gonna be

00:40:56: an illusion.

00:40:57: looks and feels like a dead body.

00:40:59: Whoa interesting that cool okay?

00:41:02: The

00:41:02: GM can Have they attack her immediate perception check to disbelieve the illusion?

00:41:09: oh no That has to do with if it was too low of damage.

00:41:11: so yeah You

00:41:12: interacted

00:41:12: with the illusions similar to you know illusory objects.

00:41:16: uh

00:41:16: you'd have to do a perception.

00:41:18: Okay

00:41:19: Because you think your ripping his head

00:41:20: off.

00:41:20: Yeah,

00:41:21: yeah apparently it's behaving that way too

00:41:23: because I mean look at this coin he hit me with two crits

00:41:27: right and so So he pulls.

00:41:30: He sticks his claws into the corpse of Ambrose quote Pulls him in and then just bites an entire chunk out Of The neck.

00:41:39: And like he starts like And You can tell there is a look In His eyes.

00:41:43: It doesn't satisfy Him Like it should.

00:41:45: for some reason

00:41:47: If Garn just like cries out,

00:41:49: you will pay for that.

00:41:53: That's weird to see your friend die.

00:41:57: To see a friend and also yourself.

00:42:00: Yourself?

00:42:00: Yeah exactly!

00:42:01: Just

00:42:01: like oh...that is what it looks like.

00:42:05: Oh so thats my fate huh?

00:42:09: Okay well that was his turn.

00:42:10: I got a thirty four to perceive the fact this wasn't real.

00:42:16: Yeah, you realize it.

00:42:17: Okay?

00:42:17: That's that solution.

00:42:19: so he just goes what?

00:42:20: What is this victory?

00:42:22: and I still take the damage right.

00:42:25: yeah You have to do

00:42:25: the damage okay yes

00:42:27: So i still took the damage.

00:42:28: but But The advantage here Is that you did not get a second claw strike on you This turn.

00:42:33: oh

00:42:33: Do i have to

00:42:34: roll mother fortitude?

00:42:36: uh Oh yeah Did you do the fortitude for the first time?

00:42:39: fucking natural twenty

00:42:40: all right All right Fucking waste.

00:42:45: Okay, that was his turn.

00:42:48: Ambrose it is your turn

00:42:49: okay and you said I have to attack him right?

00:42:53: Can i use spells or like what's the crit say?

00:42:57: oh yeah from the crit thing because he ripped your fine tunic.

00:43:01: let

00:43:01: me see if we can find a card.

00:43:03: I don't know if its strike Or If Its Said Attack

00:43:06: It Says Attack.

00:43:07: Yeah I would assume its just an

00:43:09: attack.

00:43:11: You could do nothing.

00:43:18: You have to just focus him with whatever though.

00:43:20: Okay, that's be offensive

00:43:22: All right That works.

00:43:23: so I think in this case he definitely will sub him.

00:43:28: Luca too.

00:43:29: him like Like he will take a shared action

00:43:34: okay as of like usual but you will simply pay for that Transgression

00:43:41: against my name.

00:43:42: and then He will take two actions to cast Telekinetic Projectile, just because he WILL attack him.

00:43:55: So spell-attack roll... like it's little chunks of... I don't know there is rock

00:44:02: around here.

00:44:02: Oh yeah!

00:44:02: There are rocks and pieces of blue.

00:44:03: No throw the

00:44:04: cauldron a soup at

00:44:05: him!

00:44:05: The cauldrons in his suit will definitely go after them.

00:44:13: Thirty-six

00:44:15: that is a hit.

00:44:15: Okay, so that is eighty.

00:44:17: six

00:44:18: because Scaled up cuz it's heightened

00:44:21: oh my god, yeah That's twenty with a pot

00:44:24: of French onion soup.

00:44:25: Oh It's got

00:44:27: it.

00:44:27: uh Twenty six points the damage.

00:44:29: Uh, twenty six points of french damaged for work.

00:44:34: nine

00:44:35: And luka

00:44:36: get french.

00:44:37: Yeah

00:44:39: Isaac Bongs his head you just hear.

00:44:45: And in one action, he gets up there

00:44:48: and

00:44:49: Luka then swings

00:44:51: as well.

00:44:52: Okay

00:44:52: because He immediately saw that he was hit twice I just was like oh no That is not good.

00:45:02: But that is a forty-two to

00:45:03: hit.

00:45:04: Uh...that is the definite hit.

00:45:06: so

00:45:07: Oh plus one cause of my thing.

00:45:09: So forty three

00:45:09: Forty Three To Hit.

00:45:11: Still regular hit

00:45:12: Dang it!

00:45:13: Yeah i figured

00:45:14: Uh,

00:45:16: so that is... twenty-seven points of damage.

00:45:19: Okay!

00:45:20: One

00:45:20: is cold for a spirit if it makes any difference.

00:45:24: Nope nope no difference here or there.

00:45:28: Alright you just start ganging up on this guy.

00:45:30: they hit him in the head and all of sudden Luke comes out of nowhere.

00:45:34: Will save as well?

00:45:36: Ah yes.

00:45:39: Little willsavey natural one.

00:45:43: Wait for what?

00:45:46: For I need to make a will save

00:45:48: or something.

00:45:48: No, no know uh don't i have To Make A Will Save.

00:45:51: at the end of my turns

00:45:55: You can use that natural one in your next role

00:45:56: jake.

00:45:59: I'll

00:46:01: put That My pocket for wait a minute.

00:46:03: uh thirty three on well-safe.

00:46:05: Uh I guess that works?

00:46:07: I Don't

00:46:08: Know what I'm.

00:46:09: I would say so like The yeah all it Would

00:46:13: be the things Class DC

00:46:16: or yeah, which I have here.

00:46:17: Oh look at his obvious ghoul fever.

00:46:23: Yeah

00:46:24: Okay

00:46:24: Yep Um okay Is that?

00:46:28: is it everything gonna

00:46:29: be ever think?

00:46:30: Okay The ghost mage in the back Is going to take a step up

00:46:41: here.

00:46:45: Actually, sorry he's going to move about

00:46:48: here.

00:46:48: He's stepping on the table?

00:46:51: I mean they're floating around.

00:46:52: yeah i know just thought that was quite rude.

00:46:54: all right They're not in their mind.

00:46:56: mark don't know anything And he will unleash a howling blizzard on everybody including the ghoul.

00:47:06: Yeah if you ever really see a thieves who call this third partying is where two people are fighting and then like another person jumps in Everyone's like, who's team are you on?

00:47:15: My team.

00:47:17: My own.

00:47:25: Bad luck continues.

00:47:27: Does that hit me too?

00:47:29: No sorry and I was actually gonna say because Keser is invisible.

00:47:33: Actually don't know if he would see So He wouldn't know to hit Keser so he'd only hit Luka the ghoul Ambrose and Garn in that Halling Blizzard then.

00:47:46: So, I will leave you two out of it.

00:47:47: Woo!

00:47:49: All right going in order.

00:47:51: then, Lucco... Oh, Lucca

00:47:54: got thirty-five.

00:47:55: Thirty five.

00:47:56: so success?

00:47:57: I'll roll the ghoul forty-two.

00:48:02: he did incredible.

00:48:04: He's still behind Lucca obviously.

00:48:07: Ambrose what do we get?

00:48:08: Thirty three.

00:48:08: Thirty

00:48:09: Three that is a success and gone.

00:48:13: Twenty Five

00:48:15: Fail Everybody.

00:48:19: That was a blackover shop, right?

00:48:21: You know that they do have an even spread of numbers I guess.

00:48:25: Right.

00:48:26: so this is gonna be some damage.

00:48:30: twenty eight points.

00:48:31: Of cold damage All rights That was its turn.

00:48:39: it comes to you Garn

00:48:41: our guard frightened too and feeble two.

00:48:46: He is, he's not doing great from the condition perspective.

00:48:51: I did have a map.

00:48:52: question.

00:48:52: we went into this classroom where the door shut behind us.

00:48:56: are they technically

00:48:57: open?

00:48:57: They're technically opened!

00:48:58: Okay

00:48:59: okay...I'm glad you asked because i didn't want to bring that detail.

00:49:02: We didn't

00:49:02: shut them from the terrifying dragon flying overhead.

00:49:06: Well it

00:49:07: was outside and then he led us

00:49:09: in through class.

00:49:10: Yeah yeah so like if you went inside of hallway.

00:49:13: So there was a layer

00:49:16: of stuff.

00:49:17: Yeah, yeah.

00:49:18: so I think in that case i'm going to spend my first action getting behind

00:49:24: The

00:49:25: kind of where the door way away is sure with luca?

00:49:29: We have two-way flank going right now.

00:49:31: it's amazing

00:49:33: and

00:49:34: Because I need all they help like eggs on frying too.

00:49:37: true get them bonus.

00:49:39: See no one suffering from any conditions.

00:49:43: Right

00:49:45: I'm frightened.

00:49:46: Yeah, Kezra's frightened but he isn't visible...I

00:49:49: mean i'm bored

00:49:54: Quiet twisted.

00:49:54: you will have your turn I guess- I'll just say one action.. I think im not gonna shift my eminence or keep in the victor's wreath

00:50:06: Okay

00:50:07: But if we get an extra plus one to attack so that'll kind of help offset.

00:50:10: So here we go Alright, alright.

00:50:14: That's a Black Oak Workshop number right there.

00:50:17: So

00:50:18: that is a...that's a thirty-eight to hit.

00:50:21: Uh..That is gonna be a hit my friend.

00:50:23: Alright

00:50:24: Roll these

00:50:25: beautiful

00:50:26: dice Some of which are black oak at the workshop.

00:50:29: You know I don't have tons of sets from them but you know i got enough.

00:50:32: Oh wow!

00:50:34: Okay Allright Got a casual Mark of The Beast with little six six six right here.

00:50:40: Whoa Um,

00:50:40: it says eighteen twenty-twenty three.

00:50:44: Twenty six and then...

00:50:46: No Tim you'll start the Satanic Panic in Pathfinder at this

00:50:51: time!

00:50:51: That's where I began.

00:50:53: We got the Teacher's Union Arrays, then we start at the Satanic Panic again.

00:50:58: One of my favorite pins I ever got from Pax Unplugged was it wasn't a random dice bag and it came with like pins in sticker And It is a newspaper...it s just satanic panic on it With like you know.

00:51:11: yeah it

00:51:12: was awesome.

00:51:15: I sort

00:51:15: love that.

00:51:17: Oh my gosh, okay.

00:51:19: I don't

00:51:19: know if the ghoul has any weaknesses to like holy or anything but i am doing

00:51:23: holy damage.

00:51:24: Well yeah so remember because he's unholy that why you get to do that damage

00:51:29: first of all.

00:51:32: Yeah sometimes creatures

00:51:33: have extra points Sometimes

00:51:35: not all the

00:51:37: time and when at last

00:51:38: action im gonna raise my freaking shield And then one frightened condition goes down Getting there,

00:51:48: getting in it comes to a the ghost mage In this center of the room still like the hallway area or they did The walkway between all the desks.

00:52:00: He is going too.

00:52:02: Hmm I don't know if he's done a howling blizzard yet.

00:52:07: He has not discussed them.

00:52:09: one discuss them but he has not.

00:52:15: I think it says howling blizzard card yet.

00:52:20: Oh, oh i have a free howling Blizzard that can do.

00:52:24: Now what?

00:52:25: I need you to Do A. oh It's a Thirty Foot Burst.

00:52:27: otherwise now the good.

00:52:29: I know.

00:52:29: You Can do a Three Action That Couldn't Remember We did but that's like a. It's Like a Thirty foot burst But you do it in like a five Hundred Foot Range.

00:52:35: so it's different but not relevant here.

00:52:39: So he will Take a Single Step Up and then do a Howling Blizzards cone downward.

00:52:46: So, at all of you guys...

00:52:49: Not me!

00:52:50: No

00:52:50: Sandor.

00:52:51: Not Sandor!

00:52:52: Sandor's just chillin' at this point.

00:52:54: Right?

00:52:56: Lighting up a dube.

00:52:56: This

00:52:58: is what he did in class

00:53:00: which means upward.

00:53:02: I'm sorry Smirna if i didn't eat class.

00:53:04: you nerds Come from the school of hard knocks where my teacher just beat me.

00:53:11: Oh uh okay..I will do the goal.

00:53:14: last Luca, what'd you get?

00:53:18: Uh... thirty-three.

00:53:20: Three is success so he'll take half and then Ambrose at the same time

00:53:25: there.

00:53:26: Thirty five

00:53:28: Okay So Half damage for both of you Kezer?

00:53:30: Thirty nine Wow

00:53:34: Nine Oh!

00:53:34: Thirty nine.

00:53:35: Yeah man Crit Success Let's fucking go.

00:53:39: You apparently still find Luca as well.

00:53:41: And then Garned.

00:53:43: Y'know if I wasn't I think it would have made, but I got a twenty-eight.

00:53:48: Twenty eight?

00:53:49: Yeah unfortunately because you're frightened so he will take full the ghoul.

00:53:55: however that ain't natural one.

00:53:59: So let

00:54:02: me cast this and then we'll see what.

00:54:15: Against this guy This howling blizzard rips over all of you guys and you just see him.

00:54:22: Just go And he's trying to hold himself up, and all the sudden he just drops into a frozen corpse.

00:54:41: Okay that was that ghost.

00:54:43: me just turned.

00:54:44: it comes to Sandor.

00:54:45: Shit, are they on our side now?

00:54:46: Oh shit good

00:54:49: howling blizzard man.

00:54:51: He's going to run up Because he sees that his friends are most likely taking care of this ghoul.

00:54:57: You can't see him because everybody is like surrounding it But he has been going to jump down into the pit

00:55:02: all right

00:55:04: and he'll be like nice ice fucking iced as fuck.

00:55:08: And then I'll just use crimson breath.

00:55:15: So make your reflexes for all of them.

00:55:17: Oh, man

00:55:18: That's a

00:55:19: beautiful spell.

00:55:22: First one got a natural one.

00:55:27: Okay, so that is a Critical fail on that guy.

00:55:32: next guy I've got twenty six.

00:55:36: Imagine it's a regular fail.

00:55:37: I'm sorry say again.

00:55:38: I mean

00:55:38: uh-uh Twenty six on the neck out

00:55:40: fail.

00:55:41: Oh Reflex save on the next one.

00:55:45: twenty one

00:55:46: That's a fail.

00:55:48: Oh,

00:55:48: that's a crit fail!

00:55:49: It has to be a crit-fail.

00:55:52: Last guy in the line here... thirty seven.

00:55:55: That is regular or success?

00:55:57: Success okay.

00:55:58: so Ritical damage on Ghost one and three.

00:56:04: half damage on.

00:56:07: yeah sorry yeah.

00:56:09: so Crit Fail On One And Three.

00:56:12: Regular Fail Two.

00:56:14: and then the last guy takes half damage.

00:56:15: So what is a full damage here?

00:56:17: My god, you're looking at

00:56:18: forty nine points of fire damage.

00:56:20: Oh my God.

00:56:22: Uh.

00:56:23: so the first one just dies.

00:56:26: Yeah I would hope.

00:56:27: yeah uh...so Then oh my god okay This is wild!

00:56:34: Okay uh...

00:56:35: Oh my gosh it's a ninety

00:56:37: eight.

00:56:38: Yeah yeah.

00:56:40: And then The Last Guy It Takes Half For.

00:56:42: Okay.

00:56:48: So I'm gonna survive one more round until they all focus me guys

00:56:53: Kesar it is your turn

00:56:56: All right.

00:56:56: Um, alright.

00:56:58: so the one next to Sandor's

00:56:59: dead

00:57:01: Alright What which of the others have been?

00:57:07: I cannot tell you Jake how much i was like.

00:57:09: please don't move that last one Please stay in there.

00:57:13: This one just got messed up with.

00:57:15: yeah The one on the middle just ignited points of damage.

00:57:17: You can see ghostly visages like on fire almost

00:57:23: all right.

00:57:25: um so i'm still invisible

00:57:29: and

00:57:31: kezra is going to activate the shadow signet.

00:57:35: And he is going cast a blazing bolt.

00:57:38: three actions I think im gonna do, so the one across this room exactly sixty feet away.

00:57:44: So Im gonna target that one

00:57:46: The one thats not fighting us?

00:57:49: Yup Okay But I'm also gonna attack the two closest to me.

00:57:55: Oh, got you one on.

00:57:56: it won't want each.

00:57:58: And what do i think they're worst say?

00:58:00: fortitude or reflex.

00:58:02: another will is probably their best.

00:58:05: I mean ghosts with a fortitude?

00:58:07: I'm going to go for anything thing as fortitude.

00:58:09: Yeah all right okay.

00:58:10: so just to clarify Just to clarify Kelly

00:58:13: yeah we are

00:58:14: not Gonna Attack the three active combatants.

00:58:17: You're going to attack two active combatant and one who has been telling him their ghosts to stop, I just want to clarify.

00:58:23: Wait that ones been telling them to stop?

00:58:25: Yeah yeah.

00:58:27: earlier he was like.

00:58:28: no there must be better way.

00:58:30: I think guys are like if you

00:58:32: fuck

00:58:33: that guy.

00:58:34: That's fixed

00:58:35: your pussies.

00:58:37: Shut up we're

00:58:37: fighting!

00:58:39: What a hate war is cowardly.

00:58:41: I'll take the three hungry ghosts.

00:58:43: okay Uh, and you said Forty-two DC?

00:58:46: Forty two

00:58:46: D.C.,

00:58:47: so I'm attacking the Forty Two DC.

00:58:49: You have chosen correctly Yes!

00:58:52: As it is pitiful.

00:58:54: Oh he's going to be critting

00:58:56: Thirty one on The Guy To The Right.

00:58:58: Alright.

00:58:59: So first guy Let me do some very rudimentary math here.

00:59:04: Hit

00:59:04: On The One.

00:59:07: Oh uh let's see that

00:59:09: was a pretty good roll.

00:59:09: Uh... Thirty

00:59:14: eight on The guy In The Middle

00:59:17: That will be a crit and

00:59:23: Thirty five on the guy to the

00:59:24: left.

00:59:26: Okay, so that is going to be One away from a crit.

00:59:32: Wait wait you get the plus one because my victor's wreath

00:59:36: thirty six.

00:59:37: Then

00:59:37: it was also I'm invisible So they're all fly-footed to

00:59:40: me.

00:59:40: Oh look at this true?

00:59:41: Yeah okay then yeah does the first

00:59:43: one create with a plus three?

00:59:46: What would you get there?

00:59:47: Thirty-one,

00:59:47: there'd be

00:59:48: thirty

00:59:53: four.

00:59:53: So uh no unfortunately not okay but yeah for

00:59:55: two crits!

00:59:56: Two

00:59:57: crits and this is a fifth

00:59:59: level blazing bolt.

01:00:00: so ten d six And it's fifth level.

01:00:07: so that's thirty seven.

01:00:10: damage doubled for the two.

01:00:12: oh my god.

01:00:13: Okay Uh...so The one in the middle just disappears he dies The shoot right through him and it's like you see the hole appear, And then he just disappears.

01:00:27: Uh...the hole in his chest.

01:00:28: Then he disappears uh..and then the other guy takes a lot.

01:00:33: What

01:00:34: is that?

01:00:34: Seventy-four?

01:00:36: Yes Okay You can see they're starting to weaken.

01:00:43: Um....The ghost mage In back who was clearly teacher Begins floating up on his leg

01:00:52: Please There

01:00:54: must be other ways

01:00:56: We are better than this and he looks directly at you all, and he just goes

01:01:00: run.

01:01:00: if you can

01:01:04: You need to do the one running.

01:01:07: I kept kind of stuck to his place.

01:01:09: It's kinda go ghost thing.

01:01:14: The last goose.

01:01:16: sorry first ghost mage when it feel that our left Which is the one all the way to the left.

01:01:21: He's going to try and... So he did that, he did it, okay.

01:01:38: He was gonna go in and float up to Luca And beg these, we desire

01:01:47: food!

01:01:49: Attack you with a ghostly hand.

01:01:52: Thirty-sixth to hit Embrace?

01:01:53: Yeah that hits.

01:01:55: They can eat this nice frozen ghoul.

01:01:58: Yeah, right.

01:02:02: And as that happens to he's going to enact a reaction or Luca is going to do a reaction.

01:02:09: okay

01:02:10: all dutiful retaliation That he's within fifteen feet of me and yeah He's gonna strike.

01:02:18: so I do take the damage but i get a free hit

01:02:22: Interested.

01:02:23: so even though he's not within range you still get to strike at him from fifteen.

01:02:26: Oh,

01:02:26: yeah.

01:02:27: So here it is a dutiful retaliation.

01:02:29: an enemy within fifteen feet of view hits You with the strike and deals damage requirements.

01:02:33: your idol on his within fifteen Feet Of you in fact Your idol on instinctively flashes With energy allowing them to strike back against the enemy who dares harm

01:02:42: you.

01:02:43: Whoa

01:02:44: makes a melee unarmed strike against triggering enemy Even if that enemy isn't within.

01:02:48: your idols reach.

01:02:50: Crazy that they put that text in

01:02:51: there.

01:02:51: Oh, yeah That's cool because it's like ectoplasmic energy.

01:02:54: so I was just like

01:02:55: you know.

01:02:56: arcs on the way.

01:02:57: Okay So you take twenty two and then you will take your attack on

01:03:02: this guy.

01:03:03: Take my damage first me too.

01:03:08: Yeah, he is going to strike back Full spectral blade.

01:03:16: I said that is the last hit you're ever gonna have at this point And that is thirty six

01:03:24: to him.

01:03:24: Thirty Did you get a plus one from Garen?

01:03:27: Uh-huh,

01:03:28: thirty seven.

01:03:30: Thirty seven!

01:03:30: Crit.

01:03:32: Yay!

01:03:34: Tim's dishing out Chris all night.

01:03:36: Tim is getting assist points right now.

01:03:38: Yeah, patine patine...

01:03:40: So crit damage.

01:03:43: Forty six points of damage.

01:03:45: Wow.

01:03:46: Dead.

01:03:46: Yeah.

01:03:48: I was not lying.

01:03:49: That was entirely serious.

01:03:54: in which case it comes to your turn.

01:03:56: It appears that there is only one left and his image is faltering.

01:04:03: Yeah, he was just simply saying... Breezen has failed their binds.

01:04:06: There's no changing them at this point.

01:04:09: Allow us to introduce then two Faraz Mascaris And He is

01:04:16: going

01:04:17: to take Split again One action.

01:04:20: he is going do fast healing on himself because.

01:04:25: But Luca is going to approach this ghost with one action and strike out.

01:04:34: That is a thirty-two hit.

01:04:37: Uh, that's it.

01:04:41: some damage.

01:04:43: twenty five points of damage.

01:04:46: Kill.

01:04:47: yeah another kill guys.

01:04:49: Sandor screams out.

01:04:50: no there's definitely going to be a dark soul.

01:04:52: secondary boss fight here With the teacher

01:04:55: just gonna absorb all the ghosts.

01:05:02: Secondary health bar up here at the bottom.

01:05:03: It just says I'm ten year

01:05:07: Ten years dollar

01:05:20: Next.

01:05:21: but combat has ended.

01:05:22: as the teacher floats down

01:05:39: uses this

01:05:40: And you look behind and you can see images of students reading books in manuscripts, historical documents are starting to like show up again.

01:05:50: Books.

01:05:50: they're starting to move pages just starting to turn.

01:05:56: And he floats out on the hallway Trying to see if he can see where the Schumerix went.

01:06:03: Kezra starts grabs one of the claws, sticks his foot on in hand and you just start ripping the claws off.

01:06:12: What type of metal are these things?

01:06:14: They're adamantine.

01:06:16: Oh baby!

01:06:18: Adamanty.

01:06:19: so yeah I ripoff five gigantic adamantine claws.

01:06:23: Why stop at

01:06:24: five?!

01:06:26: Yeah ten... He's got two hands.

01:06:27: You know, get him off.

01:06:31: Hey question?

01:06:31: Did he have a mani-petty you know?

01:06:33: If Grug was here right now with his fucking axe that I always ripped teeth of and claws off attached to this would be like the holy grail.

01:06:43: How did he have an antimantene claws?

01:06:46: That is insane.

01:06:47: Probably a religion.

01:06:49: check if you'd like on this creature individual.

01:06:51: I'm not religious

01:06:56: I mean technically I can't roll for it.

01:06:58: Not super skilled

01:07:00: at it.

01:07:02: Well, I know exactly what these are doing here.

01:07:05: I wrote it down

01:07:06: one

01:07:07: These claws signify a deep deep respect

01:07:12: for

01:07:13: Torag And only a ghoul who had served Torag in life would infuse his self with adamantine claws.

01:07:25: It is the great honor that we have slain this beast.

01:07:27: You have collected them, Kezra.

01:07:29: He had a rare

01:07:30: mouth!

01:07:33: I think my fire breath emulsified and now it's some of the binding in the books.

01:07:38: he's huffing glue.

01:07:38: let's get out here.

01:07:40: Oh that is...

01:07:42: I got thirty two for religion.

01:07:45: Thirty three?

01:07:45: That is enough.

01:07:46: you know that you've heard these things called ghoul razor claws.

01:07:52: they are in fact ghoul assassins.

01:07:54: They're like specifically trained to hunt people and they earn their title by dipping their fingers into molten adamantine.

01:08:03: And then if they survive, They become a ghoul razor

01:08:06: claw.".

01:08:08: It's like the next thing up is a Ghoul Razor Scooter?

01:08:16: You don't want to deal with that!

01:08:17: That looks like a CR-A team.

01:08:19: Then in the

01:08:20: ultimate form it was the Ghoul Moto Razer.

01:08:24: So I go with the ghoul razors scooter.

01:08:26: he hits you on your ankles.

01:08:27: What do you think?

01:08:29: It's always a good thing if people five.

01:08:34: But damn, that was actually kind of cool though because like it's

01:08:37: metal

01:08:37: as fuck.

01:08:39: but yeah so they have their claws alone.

01:08:44: Like if any of you had armor or put your shield up Garn he would've just shredded in your shield as much possible.

01:08:52: He wouldn't shred through the magical shield I guess.

01:08:56: Oh, that's true.

01:08:56: Yeah So yeah but But so this uh This teacher he's just like please

01:09:07: before they reconstitute

01:09:11: He's motioning you outside or out into the hallway.

01:09:14: wait Before we leave this classroom.

01:09:16: author any side quest relevant books in here.

01:09:19: my friend Ambrose trying to free himself from his Ghostly servant right there.

01:09:28: There are many historical documents, but someone bound

01:09:37: to you

01:09:38: is serving upon duty.

01:09:42: I do not know if you can break that willingly It appears.

01:09:47: when a duty has been fulfilled, Sir Ambrose

01:09:52: said

01:09:54: That's when we will rest!

01:09:57: That why in times where my mind... ...is in its regular form My duty to protect these students and the people in this city is back again.

01:10:11: But unfortunately,

01:10:13: he looks out just into the City And you see some of the collapsed buildings.

01:10:18: I-I

01:10:20: Just pray that i'll be able To find a solution to this hunger.

01:10:25: No

01:10:25: no!

01:10:26: I've been searching... I need help with living If you don't mind.. I would like give You Some time to rest if needed.

01:10:40: Um, for you see the I know my students can be vicious but in addition to that You will probably need restful this level up.

01:10:54: You all just go

01:11:06: Holy shit.

01:11:35: Hey Jake, the GM here.

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