00:00:30: This time of year is one of my favorite times of the Year because I can break out The thing that i think, was made to wear and That Is Because?

00:00:38: The fall season.

00:00:40: Is the One Time Of The Year Where I Can Wear Constantly say with me flannel pants

00:00:45: oh yoga pants

00:00:48: That's right flannels that's what everybody said.

00:00:50: uh i have a entire wardrobe red and green, black.

00:00:55: And blue... Flannels!

00:00:56: I got flannels all over the place.

00:00:57: it was just my uniform now.

00:01:00: so when i can get away from that stupid sun during summer When you go back to fall crunchy leaf time of year Get inside a flannel.

00:01:08: It's like I put on my skin again.

00:01:10: You know what?

00:01:11: Like..I feel at home in that flannel.

00:01:15: That is probably one of my favorite reasons To be in The Fall Time.

00:01:20: I love it.

00:01:22: What's

00:01:24: black and red?

00:01:25: Black and white, and red all over.

00:01:27: Like I'm white in red allover... There is probably a really dark joke but it'll just- A good flannel!

00:01:33: Hey,

00:01:34: chicken a flannel.

00:01:40: So do you guys have something this time of year that you break out like?

00:01:45: oh yeah, it's almost

00:01:47: done.

00:01:48: Really just my hoodies.

00:01:50: Yeah But a comfortable hoodie.

00:01:52: I've

00:01:53: got one from when i was on a tree crew.

00:01:56: They would buy us jackets every year and they were like, alright we're getting you guys arbor wear hoodies.

00:02:01: You want single thick or double-thick?

00:02:03: And I'm like.

00:02:03: what's Double Thick?

00:02:04: It just really heavy hoodie.

00:02:07: That thing

00:02:08: is wearing an animal pelt.

00:02:10: it so heavy Like I could wear that thing in negative thirty.

00:02:15: But other than that, I was an annoying kid who would walk around campus with a t-shirt and be like it's not the cold guys.

00:02:20: Come on!

00:02:21: That was that asshole.

00:02:23: So they

00:02:25: didn't have the dummy thick option?

00:02:28: That is dummy thick.

00:02:30: They're

00:02:30: no more shit heads.

00:02:35: See i just go from my summer flannel to fall or winter flannel so its really not much of change.

00:02:44: Yeah, because I do have my thinner flannels that wear during the summer and just roll with my sleeves.

00:02:48: And That's easy enough.

00:02:50: but then yeah get my thicker stuff out.

00:02:53: You know it just works perfectly

00:02:55: keeps you?

00:02:56: I

00:02:56: will say

00:02:56: for a while.

00:02:57: when i was younger i got A flannel from My grandfather.

00:03:00: actually It Was wool.

00:03:01: Dude that flannel shirt made of wool was The warmest Shirt i've ever owned.

00:03:06: it was so nice.

00:03:07: we get out Of wool?

00:03:08: Yeah thats like good quality Stuff there.

00:03:09: yeah

00:03:11: i Like how you can Get flannals in lots of different thickness.

00:03:13: That's nice, so

00:03:14: you can

00:03:16: kind of just

00:03:17: go with whatever the temperature is.

00:03:18: So when

00:03:18: are we releasing a DPS flannel?

00:03:21: Ooh!

00:03:22: Can

00:03:22: you imagine the logo embroidered?

00:03:24: Oh my god yeah The

00:03:26: thing is all I want to do this.

00:03:28: buy some flannels and doesn't my mom have an embroidery machine?

00:03:32: It was gonna say Yeah We could just embroider them all.

00:03:34: what he

00:03:34: had to do?

00:03:34: his force your mom into labor.

00:03:35: for us

00:03:39: It's automatic which she just sets.

00:03:42: it forgets it

00:03:43: brother Just say please.

00:03:46: But then she's like, yeah but I need to embroider my things.

00:03:50: Like

00:03:51: no!

00:03:52: Well it turns out all of your other stuff got on fire somehow.

00:03:55: so this looks the only thing you've got in a table

00:04:00: Just one night.

00:04:01: we just go into her... She has a closet that is full fabric projects and we replace them with

00:04:08: flattles And DPS patches.

00:04:13: I'm floating this out there.

00:04:14: the DPS flannel should be our next product.

00:04:17: I mean black and gold is a fantastic color scheme for a flannel.

00:04:20: Oh, that's

00:04:21: the thing.

00:04:22: so yeah John you You talked about not being cold like the winter stuff.

00:04:29: How do how are you guys?

00:04:30: Are you also shorts in winter kind of guys?

00:04:34: no

00:04:35: No, I used to because I was it as a dump Like i said dumb kid who was always really cool.

00:04:39: There

00:04:41: are now.

00:04:44: There are some times that I don't know if it's just me being a sweaty Sicilian, but there're sometimes when i walk out and start shoveling snow or something like that.

00:04:53: And I'm just like holy crap!

00:04:55: I am so hot...I think im hot, Im sweating.

00:04:58: Well

00:04:58: If youre doing manual labor its only like fifty out.

00:05:03: You not

00:05:03: shovelin schno in fifty degree weather my friend?

00:05:05: Yeah

00:05:05: well thats what I said.

00:05:07: I said manual labor

00:05:10: Although I do get really hot shoveling snow and i usually end up half naked.

00:05:13: Yeah, it was gonna say yeah because like you go out there Like oh It's cold.

00:05:16: And I'm shoveling Snow.

00:05:19: There's just like yeah But your it's like.

00:05:20: the best workout You can do is he start sweating like bullets?

00:05:25: So we're going to release a flannel line in A a a snowsuit.

00:05:30: uh calendar

00:05:31: right?

00:05:31: It's no short-line

00:05:34: Just have naked dude shovelin snow.

00:05:38: Someone drops from hypothermia, you know just

00:05:42: This winter I'm gonna work.

00:05:43: I want to break out my four inch shorts and I was going like shovel snow on a parka in some short shorts.

00:05:48: Yep.

00:05:50: Yeah Ladies

00:05:51: ladies I'll

00:05:53: get Rebecca to snap some pics for the calendar.

00:06:01: Steam rise.

00:06:05: It'll just it will.

00:06:05: Just be me and my me undies this episode sponsored by me undie's

00:06:10: Man, I wish we could get a sponsor from them.

00:06:16: Oh That's our dad boats.

00:06:18: i'm excited because I bought a pair of uh so i'm always looking for good high-waisted pants is really hard to find them Because men don't wear high waisted pants anymore.

00:06:27: But I found a really good pair.

00:06:29: they're actually British army uh, dress pants and their wool.

00:06:36: And I found a perfect fit that really long.

00:06:38: so i'm having unfortunately tim's mom into labor to have them for me.

00:06:42: um but otherwise they fit Perfectly, and I've got some suspenders for them.

00:06:47: Go into a speakeasy next week And shit i'm gonna be.

00:06:51: i want to be

00:06:52: dapper.

00:06:52: that was gonna say hey good hands

00:06:54: miss gently in the building.

00:06:56: yeah

00:06:57: What happened to?

00:06:57: kelly doesn't go places?

00:07:00: I don't.

00:07:00: this is the first place i've gone all year.

00:07:04: The last place I went

00:07:06: Only took you nine months into the year.

00:07:09: I went to the beach with my friends The last weekend or two weekends ago, and we didn't leave the house We just played cornhole.

00:07:15: What do even go to the Beach?

00:07:16: It's on a beach it's at the houses On-the-beach.

00:07:18: wait You didn't

00:07:19: get good of that each.

00:07:20: no we never do which is play Cornhole And then we don't want to play board games, and they will play scary video games.

00:07:25: That sounds awesome.

00:07:26: We've

00:07:27: got there every summer only ever gone to the Beech.

00:07:32: Huh beaches overrated.

00:07:33: yeah

00:07:34: We don't care, we just want to play cornhole and drink high noons.

00:07:40: Play more Cornhole.

00:07:42: On Saturday was the biggest cornhole day... ...we started Cornhole at ten a.m.. And went inside at seven and didn't have lunch.

00:07:54: I've

00:07:54: never been able to play Cornhole for like an hour before.

00:07:57: I'm like alright fuck this!

00:07:58: We all got really good.

00:08:02: The Cornhole time is soooo good.

00:08:04: By end of the day on saturday I was like not missing at all.

00:08:08: I was fucking sinking everything, it was a fucking machine.

00:08:14: but yeah the boards are on side of house and we literally wear track into the grass where its just worn out like a baseball diamond.

00:08:25: Yeah cause you're constantly shifting back & forth

00:08:30: my friend's shoulder started getting sore Like it's that's great.

00:08:36: Yeah, we just like there was five of us.

00:08:38: So its forum at two on to one person is in the cuck chair and if you're a cuckchair You go up.

00:08:43: when you grab yourself a snack?

00:08:44: You bring down some more beers or some more beer than nooners.

00:08:48: When uh running out and thats lunch.

00:08:50: It's just fucking nooners and fucking junk food.

00:08:54: Like I said We did not stop for lunch.

00:08:56: ten to seven p.m.

00:08:59: My god amazing

00:09:00: Is the best day of my life.

00:09:01: So when are you guys gonna form a team and go to the Maryland Nationals?

00:09:05: We were so good this year that I think we could do it.

00:09:08: Oh my god!

00:09:08: You're

00:09:08: really good!

00:09:10: If Alex and I teamed up, like...we can beat some people because we're really, really good at Cornhole.

00:09:16: Like he has a commentator-

00:09:17: We'd be.

00:09:17: some people then go play Cornhole

00:09:23: to grab days just like there's this one guy on the side of their teeth, they're just handing them neuters.

00:09:27: I don't even know if that is legal!

00:09:29: So we- Is your shirt just

00:09:30: as cuck?

00:09:31: What the fuck is that about?

00:09:32: Just cuck

00:09:33: yeah... Just bring it with you.

00:09:36: Oh god.. I hope thats a name i'm getting reported.

00:09:40: its not.

00:09:43: Yeah seriously I dont think We've done this beach week most summers since Left high school for like since High School, Like senior week and we just continue

00:09:51: doing it.

00:09:52: I was

00:09:52: like what

00:09:52: three years ago almost every year since fucking two thousand eight And uh i don't remember going to the beach Since high school We went to.

00:10:03: that would go to the Beach in like smoke cigars and If somebody got blanked in Cornhole like you lose twenty one To zero then You'd have to do a naked lap somewhere and we usually did That on The Beach.

00:10:14: So we'd go to the beach and somebody would fuckin' run around out there in the dark.

00:10:18: Oh, while we all smoke cigars and laughed at

00:10:19: them.".

00:10:20: That's last time I remember going into the beach

00:10:22: with my girlfriend!

00:10:23: I was gonna ask if this is same trip that someone did streak... ...and you have now confirmed it?

00:10:31: Did one of the Beach Naked ones...?

00:10:33: We're too good a cornhole now to get blanked so no more naked laps.

00:10:37: We try!

00:10:39: You need to invite some sucker who has no idea.

00:10:45: You think you guys are this good at it?

00:10:47: Now I know, you can't trick me into it.

00:10:49: And I might forget about this conversation.

00:10:54: Do your own mission.

00:10:55: You and Kelly both said that they don't remember anything anymore.

00:10:57: so Tim is still on the table, Kelly.

00:11:01: The point is even when i go somewhere... We rented a beach house and we didn't leave it once.

00:11:09: We got takeout, we walked across the street for Chinese that we walked across the streets with doughnuts And thats it.

00:11:14: That sounds like The best vacation.

00:11:16: It does

00:11:16: sound like an old

00:11:17: vacation.

00:11:18: It's just

00:11:18: three days of bliss.

00:11:20: Oh my gosh.

00:11:21: Well you guys aren't going to find any bliss in this cave.

00:11:24: Thats for sure.

00:11:25: No Vacation To Be Had Because at the end Of last episode You Guys were dealing With these two uh, Lazarite infused stone golems.

00:11:36: Uh these things were pretty cool.

00:11:38: I said that they weren't making noises like the Regis from Pokemon.

00:11:45: I looked them up specifically before we recorded last episode and it was man these pokemon are cool.

00:11:52: The regi's

00:11:53: are so interesting And you guys opened up a devastating combat with hitting these things for a ton of damage.

00:12:04: You're holding your own against them and you heard something deeper in the cave, somebody talking.

00:12:10: it was too muffled to be able hear them but then started hearing movement...you heard some movement or something small.

00:12:19: But then you've heard something that is so large That you could hear its immense size through this movement as the noise echoed down.

00:12:31: So does he have dark vision though, I think?

00:12:55: Uh...I

00:13:01: do not believe so.

00:13:02: Okay!

00:13:02: Then it might just be Garn here that sees this.

00:13:05: All right, Garn's all you man.

00:13:07: So Garn what you see is- I think Demos Dark Souls creature imaginable.

00:13:16: I'm gonna hit- I'm going to show the players.

00:13:19: Oh fuck That's a big boy.

00:13:23: That is an enormous skeleton of just unimaginable size.

00:13:29: Uh, this skeleton is just big.

00:13:33: The picture of it has like a pagoda with like a samurai next to it and its just ripping the roof off Like a goddamn kaiju.

00:13:41: This thing's three stories tall.

00:13:43: Yeah It's

00:13:45: effortlessly destroyed in a small building

00:13:51: And its skull just has this anger in it and it is just tearing into his buildings.

00:13:57: but This thing as it comes around the corner, you see its immense size.

00:14:01: It is adequately huge.

00:14:05: And what it does... Garned because he's only one that can see this.

00:14:10: It walks up grabs something off-the-ground and then shucks it down the hallway at Luca.

00:14:23: What?

00:14:25: Okay makes sense.

00:14:29: As the thing comes into light as The projectile comes in to light you see that it was a pile of bodies.

00:14:37: Yeah, I figure it looks like a person.

00:14:40: I Was literally thinking that iIwaslike

00:14:42: It just grabbed a pile Of bodies and Just just threw it at him.

00:14:46: so we're gonna make an attack here.

00:14:48: Man your gunna hit.

00:14:50: im sure

00:14:51: Forty-eight to

00:14:54: hit?

00:14:54: That's a Korea.

00:14:55: okay.

00:14:57: So it's going to be... It's gonna be thirty-four points of damage.

00:15:08: That's doubled?

00:15:11: Yes, so this thing picks us up and just chucks into Luka.

00:15:18: Boom!

00:15:19: And bodies hit Luka and fly all over the place.

00:15:22: There are corpses around you.

00:15:24: right now All that you see is the body lying around You burn marks, brands or the scarlet triad in some of these bodies.

00:15:48: From there we go to the top-of-the-round

00:15:52: to Ambrose.

00:15:57: Yeah I think Garn like because he sees...he's the only one who sees this and is just

00:16:00: like big, big skeleton!

00:16:03: Big!

00:16:04: Huge!

00:16:08: You said that there was other voices right?

00:16:10: Like for what..like he's like

00:16:12: recoiling in

00:16:12: pain but it honestly wasn't as much as I was expecting it to be, but still

00:16:17: that's

00:16:17: a lot.

00:16:19: Yes there... There wasn't another voice.

00:16:22: The the voice you heard coming down the hallway did not seem to match

00:16:26: this one.

00:16:28: Yeah well i mean what?

00:16:29: Was it?

00:16:30: oh you

00:16:30: muffled like yeah.

00:16:31: That's why we're saying that It was just sort of muffled through the echo and noise in front.

00:16:39: then.

00:16:40: obviously they weren't shouting their approach.

00:16:42: so

00:16:43: this guy ain't got no loans

00:16:46: in fact does not have one.

00:16:47: it doesn't make sense all right.

00:16:52: uh that's shit.

00:16:54: so i need to thank

00:16:57: real fast because

00:16:59: i was

00:16:59: prepared to do something else but didn't expect it'd be a freaking skeleton.

00:17:02: uh skeletal

00:17:03: creature.

00:17:04: so that's fun.

00:17:06: I do have something,

00:17:09: Don't know how well it would affect

00:17:12: this spot because the problem is I can't see it, but we need to take these two guys out first.

00:17:20: Yeah those golems are still heavily

00:17:22: on you guys.

00:17:23: yeah Okay.

00:17:26: So what he's gonna do Is that taking the impact and seeing that somethings down this aisle?

00:17:32: He's got...he's going to act together..He's going To summon Something Along This path?

00:17:40: No Maybe they're dumb, but he's going to put a wall force.

00:17:46: OK

00:17:47: in this area two keeps keep things back there because if this thing is gonna keep throwing stuff it will just keep slamming and hitting the

00:17:57: wall.

00:17:58: ok yeah so these walls right?

00:18:01: They are like that.

00:18:02: Yeah Because he realizes There's Stuff That's Gonna Be There And He Does Not Want Us

00:18:07: To Get

00:18:10: What's the word for it ambushed even

00:18:12: more?

00:18:12: Yeah.

00:18:13: Okay, I got you.

00:18:13: okay.

00:18:15: And

00:18:16: yeah because i mean if this thing so we'll start like throwing shit and i also don't know what The hell This Thing is.

00:18:21: but

00:18:22: uh So

00:18:24: and luka Is going to attack

00:18:26: this.

00:18:26: okay

00:18:27: um Would he be flanking with You

00:18:31: Sandor

00:18:32: now Because you said do you have reach right?

00:18:35: Uh sand or still on the wall though.

00:18:38: Yeah, he's there just for yeah.

00:18:41: I mean the map makes it look like i can reach but no

00:18:45: okay that's fine.

00:18:47: so It'll be a spectral blade coming

00:18:48: out.

00:18:49: all right

00:18:53: That is at thirty four to hit.

00:18:56: let us hit ok

00:18:57: sweet.

00:19:00: So damage wise?

00:19:01: That Is twenty seven points of Damage and Too cold.

00:19:06: Okay I wasn't sure how that would work because it's not a cold spell, but is a

00:19:12: cold rune.

00:19:14: Oh right!

00:19:15: It's called... see?

00:19:18: Since its' NOT A SPELL PERSON.

00:19:25: As far as i know yeah just says harm by cold and vitality or holy i think

00:19:30: this the new term for them.

00:19:34: So alright so you dealt how much in twenty seventy seven?

00:19:38: Yeah with

00:19:38: two of it

00:19:42: Okay.

00:19:52: I don't know if that's gonna matter because it says the cold and vitality stuff, you know like magic itself has this specific damage bonuses?

00:20:05: That's why

00:20:06: I wasn't sure.

00:20:07: Yeah okay all right and that's your old turn there.

00:20:14: That's it.

00:20:16: Kezra!

00:20:16: All

00:20:17: right i'll make a quick Beneath your stony skin,

00:20:23: Garn.

00:20:24: You feel just

00:20:25: like

00:20:26: a crackle of just like-

00:20:28: Like...

00:20:30: Your muscles begin to twitch and you get

00:20:33: pasted.

00:20:34: Yes!

00:20:35: Oh

00:20:36: this is too good for Garn!

00:20:38: I'm

00:20:39: giving it five towels

00:20:39: in these old

00:20:40: bones.

00:20:41: It's gonna be something else.

00:20:42: but then the wall force went up on my

00:20:43: right.

00:20:44: You guys

00:20:45: only got some time before I pull out that one.

00:20:48: Let's just make Garn the unstoppable

00:20:50: force

00:20:53: and the immovable object!

00:20:57: Honestly, hasting Garn every combat is

00:21:00: like a cheat

00:21:00: code because his action economy

00:21:01: isn't the same.

00:21:03: Oh my gosh... You either give him a move or an attack anyway so he can do all this stuff

00:21:09: but still get something.

00:21:10: He'll do all of us other bullshit

00:21:11: with these actions?

00:21:14: All right, speaking of all the other bullshit, go

00:21:16: on.

00:21:20: I need to write stuff down more...I've written so much down but it says i'm clumsy!

00:21:26: Does that sound

00:21:26: familiar?

00:21:27: Yes because you got critted in your head or something like this.

00:21:32: No no he slipped his leg.

00:21:35: That's why you were clumsy.

00:21:37: Do we know how I can remove?

00:21:39: that Depends on what.

00:21:41: was

00:21:41: that a crit?

00:21:42: It wasn't crit, yeah.

00:21:43: I love the mental image of this giant lumbering golem pulling off his sick leg.

00:21:48: sweep

00:21:48: Yeah

00:21:53: Damn!

00:21:53: This guy's got moves.

00:21:56: Well you're clumsy for at least this round.

00:21:58: so just take your turn That's true,

00:21:59: yeah Alright Clemsley for atleast this round but i'm little twitchy.

00:22:03: So I've got four actions that can

00:22:06: work with.

00:22:07: No no Clumsy until healed and you have a ten-foot Penalty to your land speed because he busted you.

00:22:14: she busted you Sheen.

00:22:16: so if you heal yourself the clumsy gets removed.

00:22:19: Okay, okay?

00:22:21: We know in that was it might be her first action dude

00:22:25: yeah Yeah cuz I know I sparked transcendence I believe.

00:22:29: So then i could do That.

00:22:30: one ability so shifted into my Shifted Into My.

00:22:37: I think I shift It Into my weapon.

00:22:39: So, if I spark transcendence this turn...I might be able to get myself the next turn.

00:22:46: Okay that's kind of look like what i'm gonna have to do.

00:22:49: so in that case My weapon.

00:22:53: one other things That I keep forgetting is my first class feet.

00:22:57: all of my attacks Have The Holy Tree.

00:23:00: oh wow okay

00:23:01: yeah You know I'm like oh, I finally have a holy weapon.

00:23:04: It's like no i've been on

00:23:05: yeah you've had it the whole time Yeah

00:23:08: But its only really applicable now.

00:23:09: so y'know im glad I didn't mess that up.

00:23:11: Yes true Y'know if did messed it up then you're probably screaming

00:23:13: into

00:23:14: your phones and cars and wheels You know?

00:23:17: Screaming out

00:23:17: the road!

00:23:19: Screaming off of the road in anger

00:23:21: I mean... Why is there always an uptick on road rage on Mondays on DBS raps?

00:23:32: So I'm going to spend my first action You know at the first section, actually get a reshield because i never knew what kind of BS that jake has up his sleeve.

00:23:41: Oh so yeah...I said it..i-im not afraid

00:23:46: and

00:23:47: I still have

00:23:47: three actions left.

00:23:49: Man!

00:23:49: I have

00:23:49: sooo many actions!

00:23:51: Uh...I can barely

00:23:52: hold him!

00:23:54: Wait its until

00:23:55: healed?

00:23:55: Yes.

00:23:57: I could battle medicine myself.

00:24:00: I was gonna say you took a crit.

00:24:03: Yeah, you might be interested.

00:24:05: I think it kind of is in my interest But i have a sword and board so i'd have to...I

00:24:12: don't-i

00:24:12: don't Think im wearing

00:24:14: gloves?

00:24:15: I think

00:24:15: someone else has the gloves.

00:24:16: Have to pull up the marvellous medicines

00:24:19: And then drop them.

00:24:20: Well i got..i got the action economy i think.

00:24:22: Okay Um So yeah Im gonna pull up The Marvellous Medicines.

00:24:25: It says you've got people with gloves on your inventory.

00:24:27: It does

00:24:29: Somebody.

00:24:29: I use the healers gloves.

00:24:31: Okay

00:24:32: makes sense why you wouldn't have them?

00:24:34: Yeah, yeah,

00:24:35: I totally

00:24:36: agree.

00:24:37: Why i'm like reading it and don't see it?

00:24:39: for some reason.

00:24:40: oh there they are healer's gloves perfect

00:24:42: It's

00:24:43: a lot to look at.

00:24:44: so actually gonna do is my my healers touch that once a day And just get that two d six so I can remove all these nasty conditions

00:24:51: There ya go

00:24:53: And thanks to like a workshop for their incredible dice.

00:25:01: Oh, sick!

00:25:02: That's almost maxed.

00:25:04: What are

00:25:04: the chances?

00:25:05: The seventeen points of kill which is not much but once again takes away that condition Which is

00:25:11: huge

00:25:13: Because my AC goes up.

00:25:15: and then man well I still got two actions left.

00:25:18: i think im gonna Frickin fracture

00:25:22: a mountain.

00:25:24: You're not going to knowledge check on this thing.

00:25:28: I did acknowledge checks before the fight.

00:25:30: No, on the uh... On the Skelly?

00:25:32: On the Skelia Oh yeah I mean there's a well of force up now but There is!

00:25:37: You can see soon enough.

00:25:37: Knowledge

00:25:38: check would be fun.

00:25:39: Just

00:25:39: so excited about this creature.

00:25:41: I know I'm not playing your games Jake.

00:25:44: you're trying to get your Lazarites last time Tryna take them out.

00:25:50: What trickery has befollowed me.

00:25:52: That was that stuff at my sleeves.

00:25:53: he almost fell for

00:25:54: it.

00:25:55: That's what i'll say Jake.

00:25:56: picture Reminds

00:25:58: me of it.

00:25:59: It's like a Japanese

00:26:00: yokai.

00:26:02: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:26:03: this is why you roll black oak workshop.

00:26:05: This is where your old back up workshop because that's at nineteen on the die.

00:26:08: all right?

00:26:08: Okay i almost rolled A different die

00:26:11: and my heart

00:26:12: was Like Why would You

00:26:14: Betray

00:26:15: Kimmy?

00:26:15: Black Oak Workshop

00:26:16: Kimmy.

00:26:16: no

00:26:20: So that is a forty six to hit

00:26:22: as in fact a crit.

00:26:25: Oh

00:26:26: my

00:26:27: gosh, I can't even tell you

00:26:29: how

00:26:30: much damage this is gonna be.

00:26:31: You should be able too.

00:26:32: That's part of the job.

00:26:38: No,

00:26:39: I won't tell you because it's embarrassing How much damage there.

00:26:42: all right Jake we might as well just say jakes monsters dead Because i'm just going kill air time Because I have to figure out six

00:26:51: damage.

00:26:51: You already do that with your turn as is.

00:26:55: How did we give Tim more air time

00:26:57: up?

00:26:57: He's always killing airtime.

00:26:58: on the third.

00:27:01: Next thing you know, he's all bring up a story about

00:27:03: his

00:27:04: youth

00:27:04: and The

00:27:07: fucking front line martial character has longer turns

00:27:09: than the two sorcerers.

00:27:12: It's a

00:27:13: summoner who literally

00:27:14: has six or two people.

00:27:16: Summoning is too fucking terrible.

00:27:17: Sometimes three

00:27:18: people!

00:27:22: This reminds me of when I was playing Elden Ring and fought the Bone Mariner.

00:27:26: I got to spark the transcendence, finger his butthole... Turn into a god then turn back in a weird

00:27:33: thing... Oh yeah!

00:27:33: Then

00:27:34: I have to heal you by forcing you take healing from me?

00:27:37: Then I gotta heal you staring at ya and your enamored with me.

00:27:40: that's weird.

00:27:41: Wait i have reaction.

00:27:43: I'm gonna drop my

00:27:44: giant

00:27:45: dong on him.

00:27:46: I just wanna play the

00:27:47: game!!

00:27:47: Alright,

00:27:51: I forgot to ask.

00:27:52: Is this an unholy creature?

00:27:54: This is... No it does not appear.

00:27:59: Oh well

00:28:00: no

00:28:01: sorry yeah because

00:28:02: that's necrotic right.

00:28:04: Well so the Golem anti-magic says that its harmed by cold and vitality which is holy.

00:28:11: but i don't know if thats a part of

00:28:17: Goal.

00:28:17: in construction generally it has to have like two weaknesses.

00:28:20: It doesn't necessarily make it

00:28:22: unholy yeah,

00:28:23: okay?

00:28:23: Yeah Okay cuz.

00:28:25: if so then I would've gotten extra two d four.

00:28:29: So just wanna make sure all

00:28:30: right.

00:28:30: All right.

00:28:30: Yep.

00:28:31: Yeah You're fine alright see

00:28:32: did you say that was correct?

00:28:33: I think he said yes.

00:28:33: He said

00:28:34: oh is a crit Tim

00:28:36: are you so long ago without calculating all this?

00:28:38: but that is eighty-four points of day.

00:28:45: The mountains have been fractured

00:28:46: and let's see.

00:28:48: Let me check my little chart Have I?

00:28:50: it's a. oh Norluka nor Ambrose had the blessings of my radiance

00:28:57: here comes.

00:28:58: Yeah, you know i'm gonna say to Luka this time because luka appreciates A skillful warrior sees

00:29:06: that in Garn And

00:29:08: You get yourself thirty hit points.

00:29:11: Oh

00:29:13: shit yeah This ability is so freaking

00:29:15: good.

00:29:16: And I'll boost back the full again.

00:29:17: All right, and

00:29:23: I am going to switch The...I think i'm gonna rotate the the eminence into my victor's wreath.

00:29:31: So Luca you were just out of range.

00:29:34: in my victors wreaths You don't get a plus one but Kezra?You do Get A Plus One to your attack

00:29:39: rolls All righty Is that your turn yet?

00:29:45: Yes Uh...

00:29:48: Sandor, or should I say sandworm?

00:29:51: Sandworm.

00:29:53: Jake's been waiting

00:29:53: all week.

00:29:55: That lock didn't load

00:29:56: it!

00:29:57: Sand?

00:29:58: Worm door?

00:29:59: Sand worm.

00:30:01: So, Sandor is gonna come crashing out of the

00:30:04: wall in his worm form.

00:30:07: Oh my god a purple worm!

00:30:08: Oh God!

00:30:10: Which for some reason i can't move outta the wall, Jake!

00:30:14: Stop!

00:30:15: I'm stuck!

00:30:16: It's

00:30:17: the first time I've done this.

00:30:19: There is a way to do movement, hold

00:30:23: on.

00:30:23: Can you imagine how that would be?

00:30:24: You just become a purple worm for the first times in your life!

00:30:28: Y'know...you think you're gonna know everything right

00:30:30: away?!

00:30:31: Just give me some hiccups.

00:30:33: I can't even move my fingers.

00:30:35: Hold on here.

00:30:36: You know what i'll do?

00:30:37: Just copy and paste

00:30:41: it.

00:30:42: There are two of them!

00:30:43: Sad ones!

00:30:46: Okay, can you move the new token there?

00:30:51: Hold

00:30:51: on.

00:30:53: Yes I can okay.

00:30:56: So Jake?

00:30:56: yeah

00:30:57: Last week when we did our knowledge checks You told us that these things were affected by earth spells affecting their

00:31:03: body.

00:31:04: Correct That is yes they.

00:31:06: what happens

00:31:08: When a giant purple worm tunnels right through one of their chests?

00:31:11: uh i guess i'll find out.

00:31:19: That Is exactly What i want to do.

00:31:20: Do you want me to make an attack roll?

00:31:24: Yes, yes.

00:31:24: I've

00:31:25: been waiting for this.

00:31:26: Please please make it and attack a roll on these things.

00:31:30: Eat them!

00:31:30: Eat em!

00:31:30: Okay... Thirty-nine.

00:31:31: Thirty

00:31:42: nine is the hit against this thing.

00:31:44: Go up into its chest.

00:31:47: Are your within fifteen feet of me?

00:31:48: so that's a forty.

00:31:49: get extra plus

00:31:50: one.

00:31:50: Plus you're flanking

00:31:51: technically.

00:31:53: Technically flanking Which would mean... Forty, what two?

00:31:59: So it's a w-what will the total be then?

00:32:01: Forty-two.

00:32:02: Uh... Not a crystal.

00:32:05: No!

00:32:06: Oh we can drown him.

00:32:08: A man can

00:32:09: dream.

00:32:11: A woman can dream

00:32:12: of a woman can d-.

00:32:14: So that is going to be twenty-two blundering damage.

00:32:18: Okay.

00:32:21: So nothing for the titan tunnel through the body

00:32:25: Unless it is Earth magic by some means.

00:32:28: Hmm, shame.

00:32:30: Dang!

00:32:31: Alright I'll just swing again...

00:32:34: I mean hey if that actually- If it is a spell or magical ability has there are some type?

00:32:40: You tell me Yeah its'a

00:32:41: spell called the worm can travel through whatever rock i want.

00:32:46: Actually no instead of uh swinging again Sandor's gonna burrow straight down.

00:32:52: Okay Just down.

00:32:56: Is there a little NEPA baby on top of you by chance?

00:33:01: Yep.

00:33:05: That's the reference to Dune for all our readers out here.

00:33:09: For all the twelve

00:33:10: people... I shouldn't say twelve people, Dune is one of the most popular French writers

00:33:15: in

00:33:15: history!

00:33:19: Okay

00:33:20: after Sandra bites her chunk outta this thing and the missing piece of its abdomen.

00:33:29: He burrows down, I imagine- Actually...

00:33:34: Do i want to burrow it?

00:33:35: Because l could still give Luke

00:33:36: a flanking You could.

00:33:39: Yeah no im gonna stay That's allowed And that will get my last swing off.

00:33:45: Okay okay

00:33:49: With four on the die thats probably not going hit.

00:33:53: Let me see plus for twenty

00:33:55: nine.

00:33:56: Yep there is going be a miss unfortunately.

00:33:57: Uh,

00:33:58: okay.

00:33:59: It comes to the... uh, Lazarite Stone Golem that is in front of Guarn.

00:34:08: Um it's going

00:34:09: to sweep the leg.

00:34:12: Johnny

00:34:14: Sweep dog

00:34:15: bang Just does a crane kick.

00:34:20: Wash on wash off.

00:34:22: He dances around like Kung Fu Panda.

00:34:26: Okay So it is going to strike out with its fist attack, so it's gonna just start sweeping his huge arms back and forth.

00:34:37: First one on you.

00:34:38: Garn is going be a forty-five

00:34:41: to hit?

00:34:41: Just a hit.

00:34:42: Okay!

00:34:44: Doof!

00:34:45: Twenty seven points of damage...

00:34:47: And he gets a grrrrggghhhhh and absorb some that.

00:34:52: So how much?

00:34:53: twenty seven?

00:34:54: Yes That means

00:34:56: I'll do two twelve to the

00:34:58: shield,

00:34:59: cause it blocks fifteen.

00:35:01: And then only seven to me because of the

00:35:04: Mountain's Resilience.

00:35:05: So freaking good!

00:35:08: Okay... uh next attack is coming.

00:35:14: Oh

00:35:16: if you guys haven't forgotten or seemed you have Garn had Blur cast on

00:35:24: him.

00:35:24: Wait I have blur too right?

00:35:27: No, it was just good aren't?

00:35:28: I think?

00:35:28: oh wait.

00:35:28: Did we get to

00:35:30: Luca?

00:35:32: Oh shit!

00:35:33: By the way Jake because we're not gonna go that far back big guys whatever.

00:35:37: but yeah I Was that attack at me before.

00:35:41: was that just regular damage physical damage?

00:35:43: Yeah

00:35:45: Let me negate damage Because i forgot i had resilient shell.

00:35:49: so well there you go.

00:35:51: So I took no damage.

00:35:54: Oh

00:35:54: my gosh.

00:35:55: Well,

00:35:56: I'll be there once you help

00:35:57: me.

00:35:57: Yeah second attack on you Garn is gonna be a thirty nine

00:36:02: That's ahead.

00:36:03: Another twenty seven twenty

00:36:08: two

00:36:10: yes.

00:36:11: And then the last attack.

00:36:14: it was going to be A total of another one Falls over or something.

00:36:27: I hope this is like an awful, just an awful.

00:36:33: Oh my balls!

00:36:36: I rocked balls!

00:36:38: You strained your golem eyes.

00:36:39: you are dazzled

00:36:40: until the end of your next turn.

00:36:43: Hey... You know during all that stuff?

00:36:45: The radiance of Garen there it is.

00:36:47: Fright as his golem

00:36:48: eye.

00:36:50: He picked up a mirror shield in the last temple.

00:36:54: You said dazzled down to the end of your next turn into my next turn.

00:36:59: Oh, it's pretty fun on like that.

00:37:01: Okay The Next Goal is going now.

00:37:07: He Is Going To Stand there for a second and you see the energy start to build up when this necrotic pulse comes out.

00:37:17: so I need Garn Luca And Thorn To Make A Portitude.

00:37:26: Save Oh no,

00:37:29: the Fart of Necromancy!

00:37:36: Oh

00:37:36: no... Light out.

00:37:41: I only got a twenty-seven.

00:37:44: Oh shit how?

00:37:46: I rolled real low.

00:37:47: Yeah you did really low.

00:37:49: I'm not saying it's Black Oak Workshop's fault but it was Black Oak workshop's day.

00:37:57: I did all right.

00:37:59: that's a thirty

00:38:01: eight Day success.

00:38:03: Thirty-six?

00:38:04: Success, yay!

00:38:05: And Timmy?

00:38:06: Twenty

00:38:07: seven.

00:38:08: Twenty seven is a fail.

00:38:09: No...

00:38:12: So you are going to be taking one d six persistent void and your slowed one.

00:38:28: so

00:38:30: you're normal

00:38:31: for one minute.

00:38:35: So

00:38:36: you're normal, but here's what happens.

00:38:38: is that if your flesh and bones start to atrophy it's how the sensation would feel like all of a sudden you just get weak You don't have strength in grip or something.

00:38:59: And your bones, you know.

00:39:01: You feel some arthritis in your knees all of a sudden?

00:39:04: Oh my god!

00:39:04: It's like hard to move.

00:39:06: it's called turning thirty.

00:39:07: okay

00:39:10: I know the feeling too

00:39:11: well.

00:39:13: We're all there now.

00:39:16: Your old broken bones are acting up again.

00:39:20: It is then

00:39:22: going.

00:39:26: I think it's going to turn around and look at the worm.

00:39:37: Makes sense.

00:39:37: It makes a very large throw now, so he is gonna put his arm up and just turn... To try like close landing here.

00:39:47: Forty-three hit?

00:39:49: Yep that hits.

00:39:49: Thirty nine points of damage.

00:39:54: Jesus Christ!

00:39:56: Doof!

00:39:56: Yeah these guys hit.

00:39:58: Hold on

00:40:02: uh..I'm

00:40:04: going toooo....

00:40:04: Where's my god damn spell?

00:40:06: Oh hide bound As a reaction, so you gain five physical resistance till the beginning of your turn

00:40:14: job.

00:40:15: Yay!

00:40:16: Okay

00:40:16: Including on that attack.

00:40:20: So I gained five hit

00:40:21: points back?

00:40:21: Yep, yeah get five

00:40:22: back.

00:40:22: By the way this form gave me forty temporary hit points.

00:40:26: Yes...so...

00:40:28: Forty?!

00:40:29: Yup That's an awesome one.

00:40:32: Yeah It took one hit.

00:40:33: Yeah well...yeah well Thirty-six to hit in second

00:40:37: attack That's a hit.

00:40:39: So

00:40:41: there is going to be damage again, twenty four points of bludgeoning damage here.

00:40:47: So nineteen points

00:40:47: of blood damage?

00:40:50: Okay so these things are just slamming if you guys back before us.

00:40:57: Next it the big skeleton thing.

00:41:02: Let me see what intelligence this It has.

00:41:05: no brain!

00:41:07: No longs no brains.

00:41:08: How tall are the ceilings

00:41:10: in here?

00:41:11: Oh, that is an important question to actually because... Let me see.

00:41:16: It usually says so as the writers of PISA are

00:41:19: really good at this.

00:41:21: That's a age old question!

00:41:23: How tall is this

00:41:23: cave?!

00:41:24: I'll tell us the ceillings on this.

00:41:25: Um it says uh let me get into description no external light sources.

00:41:30: in the mine which you guys already figured ceiling heights average twenty feet.

00:41:35: um So around twenty feet.

00:41:37: No how

00:41:37: about the twenty foot wall?

00:41:39: Yeah,

00:41:39: it

00:41:39: is.

00:41:40: That's my first

00:41:41: time.

00:41:41: looking that up I was like

00:41:44: I Was mostly saying if this thing was going to go that the wall of course or if It was just gonna Go huh?

00:41:49: So what's good too.

00:41:50: who's going To begin walking out hit a Wall and go mm-hmm And then it's Going to try to slam The wall.

00:42:01: so come on Islam.

00:42:04: Welcome to the Jam.

00:42:08: uh Does have an AC.

00:42:09: i was forgetable.

00:42:10: AC ten

00:42:12: Okay, but so it definitely hit-it.

00:42:16: But its immune

00:42:16: to crits right yep and precision

00:42:19: And precision right okay?

00:42:21: So I just need you deal damage to this thing.

00:42:26: What

00:42:32: is the hardness?

00:42:34: thirty

00:42:37: yeah

00:42:38: It's goes up.

00:42:39: any hits this thing in you do see a scratch?

00:42:42: oh no

00:42:44: So he goes up and just takes his giant claw, and you see a scratch in it.

00:42:52: I want to ask this... What is the full HP?

00:42:56: Because if that's enough of a scratch did he feel like it?

00:43:00: or if its like sixty?

00:43:01: Okay so He will spend another action trying.

00:43:15: Second attack Hopefully

00:43:20: not once right hey,

00:43:21: you could that one it

00:43:23: Okay.

00:43:23: Let me say no So but the other attack does nothing.

00:43:34: so what he does then is He then looks toward the south huh?

00:43:40: Looks like he's going somewhere.

00:43:45: okay

00:43:50: Okay, this

00:43:52: time I guess

00:43:54: Ambrose is your turn.

00:43:56: ok uh-oh We're going to do a act together at this point.

00:44:02: Because

00:44:04: unfortunately,

00:44:05: things are undead so lot of my spells don't work but it really sucks.

00:44:13: So he's just gonna hit hard and use... Just don't do what you can!

00:44:17: He is gunna use an action

00:44:19: two

00:44:21: for one.

00:44:23: I mean everyone within

00:44:25: the ring.

00:44:27: Yeah everybody is kinda clumped up in his little room.

00:44:29: It's not actually

00:44:31: one.

00:44:31: I mean you can take us all at once.

00:44:33: Ah, that means?

00:44:34: Could do!

00:44:36: Actually what he could do... I'm trying to do the

00:44:41: burst here.

00:44:43: Twenty

00:44:44: feet is actually... He could make this work.

00:44:48: okay.

00:44:49: so he's going into command Luca To go out ten more feet.

00:44:55: All right and

00:44:57: He's got same things gonna happen.

00:44:59: It just gone like he's gonna be glowing

00:45:01: glowing glowing.

00:45:02: then there's some eruption.

00:45:04: This

00:45:04: cold

00:45:05: energy is going to come out of him as he uses in our focus

00:45:08: point.

00:45:09: Oh wow, okay

00:45:09: for Eidolon's wrath.

00:45:12: So that is a Just this like everything feels icy and cold and roll a reflexive.

00:45:21: Okay Reflex save from the top guy could be at thirty six.

00:45:29: I'm sure you made it.

00:45:30: second guy That isn't front of Sandor.

00:45:34: Natural twenty four.

00:45:39: the total is thirty nine.

00:45:40: I mean

00:45:41: it's national twenty eight.

00:45:46: Okay, so damn that was good damage too.

00:45:48: um So instead of forty you'll be twenty points a damaged to the

00:45:52: one that passed.

00:45:53: okay It isn't cold spell which is why i will say That i need You To roll two d eight and tell me what that Is And then add that onto the damage you gave me.

00:46:10: Oh, wow!

00:46:11: That's actually

00:46:11: not bad.

00:46:12: So it'll

00:46:13: be twenty

00:46:14: plus...

00:46:15: so thirty-two.

00:46:16: Thirty two?

00:46:16: Okay.

00:46:17: Okay.

00:46:18: That wasn't a reflex was pretty good at times.

00:46:23: Yeah I mean what was an extra twenty.

00:46:25: The other guy just rolled.

00:46:26: well but one on the south somehow just avoided.

00:46:31: These things aren't fat

00:46:32: rolling.

00:46:34: Now

00:46:34: he's using a vulnerability frames.

00:46:36: I mean, yeah.

00:46:37: Yeah

00:46:39: Ambrose He has one action and you just gonna cash shield.

00:46:44: Okay All right.

00:46:49: So after that it comes to kezra.

00:47:00: Kezra

00:47:01: is going to ball of ice

00:47:06: appears in

00:47:06: his hand And then it fuses with Shadow Energy as he will cast Ray of Frost on the one directly in front of Sandor against its reflex DC.

00:47:16: Nice!

00:47:20: And that's natural too, oh

00:47:26: well poop shield

00:47:28: Okay

00:47:31: Oh rayofrost is an attack spell.

00:47:32: okay yeah for a second

00:47:33: I was like hold up.

00:47:34: Yeah i mean i'm

00:47:35: thinking of Kona Cold.

00:47:37: No He did the right spell because thats how you get like a ton of extra damage out.

00:47:40: It's a family attack, so.

00:47:44: All right, Garn!

00:47:46: Garn is not feeling as hot as he was but still hopeful.

00:47:54: He has the victor crown activated now and will spend an action first to raise shield.

00:48:05: His second action.

00:48:11: He's going to issue that challenge again.

00:48:16: Okay, yeah you win

00:48:17: only you and I. So once again as a reminder it gets up plus two status bonus

00:48:28: To attack

00:48:29: me.

00:48:30: just do ya okay?

00:48:31: Yeah And if he tries to strike another target

00:48:35: move away

00:48:36: etc.

00:48:36: Then has to make a will save in the action could get interrupted.

00:48:41: Ok

00:48:43: So I'm demanding it once again, like no you stay.

00:48:46: You'll stay with

00:48:47: me.

00:48:47: We are locked into the end.

00:48:49: take one

00:48:49: move and your regretted

00:48:51: And that was his last action is gonna strike

00:48:54: out Now if the eminence shifted back in to The Warhammer Oh my god.

00:49:04: No

00:49:05: don't

00:49:05: just roll.

00:49:06: black oak workshop That's all there is.

00:49:07: What?

00:49:08: Your old Black Oak Workshop!

00:49:09: You get a nat-twenty

00:49:13: Oh!

00:49:13: That

00:49:13: freaking twenty.

00:49:20: With a hammer, right?

00:49:21: Yeah so bludgeoning I don't have to decide anymore.

00:49:25: Alright this dude has dazzled already but lights out.

00:49:29: the target is blinded until it's end of its next turn.

00:49:31: What

00:49:32: do

00:49:36: you rock guys see?

00:49:37: Fuckin' nothin'.

00:49:40: Walk and double damage.

00:49:44: Okay, I rolled.

00:49:45: okay not terrible.

00:49:54: Oh and then it's back.

00:49:56: So we just told

00:50:01: you back up here.

00:50:02: get your level.

00:50:03: Look at so many tabs so any ability gosh.

00:50:09: This is the first encounter as a wisdom blade where i don't have eighteen different tabs open.

00:50:15: What does purple worm do?

00:50:17: bite sting To end of list plus

00:50:20: three Also means I don't have my most effective weapon

00:50:24: against these things.

00:50:25: Oh, yeah.

00:50:26: So that is fifty two points a bludgeoning

00:50:29: damage.

00:50:30: Well II guess it's appropriate.

00:50:32: if you're blind since he doesn't have a head Crush his head in.

00:50:39: I love the mental image of him blowing this thing's head clean off and be like guys!

00:50:43: It's blind!

00:50:46: You can't see anymore

00:50:51: And it crumbles to the earth.

00:50:54: You have any of those healing effects for a giant

00:50:56: worm near you

00:50:57: maybe?

00:50:57: Oh, so even though you are a massive giant purple worm...you cannot help!

00:51:04: Maybe turn your little wormy eyes over to Garn and just see beauty in grace.

00:51:12: destruction at this golem.

00:51:16: It's an Alaskan

00:51:17: Bulwark.

00:51:19: You said thirty?

00:51:20: Thirty,

00:51:20: yeah!

00:51:21: Thank god back to full, okay.

00:51:23: Do you have eyes?

00:51:25: I don't know if they do because i'm pretty sure that they have like tremorsense and stuff.

00:51:30: so would they need them ya'know?

00:51:33: Yeah just feel the radiance.

00:51:34: it actually says dark vision but doesn't say anything about tremor sense.

00:51:38: That is

00:51:39: ironic cause this was where we had.

00:51:41: Maybe real ones do,

00:51:43: I don't know.

00:51:43: That might be true.

00:51:46: Wait so it was the same worm with your eyes on like either side

00:51:49: of its head?

00:51:53: It's way worse somehow.

00:51:55: Okay

00:51:56: Oh yeah and me Eminence is

00:51:57: back.

00:51:59: Okay Sandor the worm

00:52:03: okay

00:52:04: well i

00:52:05: can really only hit this thing.

00:52:06: So that

00:52:07: what to do?

00:52:08: oh Nineteen on

00:52:13: the die.

00:52:17: Let me just double check this, but I'm pretty sure that's a plus... twenty-five

00:52:23: to hit.

00:52:24: Oh my gosh!

00:52:25: Okay so thirty four.

00:52:28: Thirty Four uh That is not right.

00:52:30: Am i done?

00:52:31: Twenty five

00:52:32: plus nineteen.

00:52:33: you said

00:52:34: Yeah, forty four.

00:52:35: Forty-four and

00:52:36: plus extra one from the victor's read that's forty

00:52:47: five is crits.

00:52:48: So since I'm using my body slam since i don't get honestly That would have been awesome if this was both a real creature like living creatures but Body attack.

00:53:01: so thats gonna be

00:53:02: forty

00:53:05: three bludgeoning

00:53:06: damage.

00:53:07: Okay,

00:53:07: is that regular doubled?

00:53:09: That's double.

00:53:10: how could it be forty-three?

00:53:13: maybe oh wait if it had deadly when ever there was like a deadly to the next one thing.

00:53:18: you gotta think about

00:53:19: this.

00:53:21: I'm just saying like the crits can't be odd numbers with like with like deadly.

00:53:26: DA know that stuff?

00:53:27: no

00:53:28: um

00:53:33: Wait a minute Oh wait

00:53:37: now that would Twenty-five so that actually be fifty points.

00:53:42: Okay, okay?

00:53:43: Again I'm terrible.

00:53:49: I'm feeling

00:53:50: a thirty eight

00:53:54: today.

00:53:56: Unfortunately

00:53:57: i'm feeling

00:53:58: at fucking eight

00:53:59: on the diet this

00:54:00: time.

00:54:00: So that's gonna miss.

00:54:02: um Do I

00:54:03: stay up

00:54:04: or do it girl?

00:54:05: That's the question.

00:54:06: here

00:54:10: I would burrow, because the thing's probably going to go down and you can have Garn and Luca go next.

00:54:16: So preserve your HP.

00:54:18: Yep,

00:54:19: done enough.

00:54:23: Burrowdown!

00:54:24: Okay?

00:54:25: Now then...I was gonna make a joke how I immediately come out

00:54:28: of form-form it like

00:54:30: who cast this Wall Of Forest Disintegrate?

00:54:35: He could do that.

00:54:36: There

00:54:37: is clearly a powerful wizard in that room.

00:54:39: I forgot to make the jokes.

00:54:44: Okay, it comes to the Lazarites.

00:54:50: He is going to do his pulse And then he is still within reach of Garner.

00:54:58: so he's going to strike out twice at you Garner forty-four hits Yeah, that's

00:55:06: a hit.

00:55:12: Okay?

00:55:12: Twenty one.

00:55:13: okay Hitting, hitting it back with the shield.

00:55:16: So that takes off.

00:55:17: fifteen set six left and then I would do only just one point.

00:55:23: gets through squeak spy

00:55:25: Wow That's getting by the rock of his hand.

00:55:29: The Rock was hot.

00:55:31: And then this second swing is a thirty-three.

00:55:34: so he doesn't miss One point in damage.

00:55:38: But I do, oh sorry for the pulse.

00:55:43: Make that work and save.

00:55:44: Oh i forgot to take void damage too.

00:55:47: Oh yes!

00:55:47: The Persistent Void Damage.

00:55:52: That is a natty

00:55:53: one.

00:55:56: Well luckily there doesn't appear to be a crit fail thing here so still just persistent

00:56:03: void.

00:56:04: Take double persistence.

00:56:08: How much void you got

00:56:09: thrown at me?

00:56:11: Oh, yes from the D six there.

00:56:14: It's gonna be There.

00:56:16: this necrotic pulse Have.

00:56:23: If he hit the ability it's like sometimes that does it to Yay.

00:56:29: However when he hits you and You get one point of damage oh

00:56:35: No, are you kidding me?

00:56:38: I need you to make another fortuitous save.

00:56:42: This feels very important, so I'm breaking out my necklace dice

00:56:50: for important roles.

00:56:59: That is a fail as He has something called necrotic affliction.

00:57:04: It's the reaction that when he hits this load creature or no you're not slow.

00:57:07: Well wait how does it work?

00:57:09: Like am i cursed or something?

00:57:11: Oh!

00:57:11: Im NOT slowed.

00:57:13: You are not slowed because of just counter-accident.

00:57:15: Hooray!

00:57:16: Interesting.

00:57:17: Wait, wait, oh my gosh okay.

00:57:20: so hold on you were hasted.

00:57:21: yes then he hits you with the slow.

00:57:24: yeah but then He did the necrotic field again.

00:57:28: Yes

00:57:29: Did You or The Necrotic Pulse do you save against

00:57:32: that one?

00:57:35: I don't know.

00:57:38: this is a very good question.

00:57:40: Okay

00:57:42: Does the effect stack on top of itself?

00:57:46: Well, no but the idea here is that like if you can see a creature isn't slowed and he's gonna do his necrotic pulse every turn.

00:57:53: Yeah

00:57:56: You are both slowed

00:57:57: and hasted.

00:57:58: so basically get the quickened Strider strike from haste still then sacrifice one of your normal actions for this load.

00:58:09: So I

00:58:11: am on both okay?

00:58:12: Your quick

00:58:12: end and your slow.

00:58:14: So yes, whatever your creepy ability is goes through.

00:58:17: OK

00:58:18: look at that dwarf.

00:58:19: he's so quick and slow.

00:58:20: I do.

00:58:21: That's hilarious.

00:58:21: Ok in which case did you?

00:58:24: Did You the fortitude save for The reaction?

00:58:27: He just

00:58:28: Yeah i got a twenty eight remember

00:58:29: ok Your drain one Oh

00:58:38: fuck

00:58:44: yeah thats not fun.

00:58:44: How does it feel to be attacked Tim?

00:58:49: Spent

00:58:50: seven years of this shit.

00:58:56: I think you can actually choose the quick and action

00:58:58: to be The one that's removed.

00:59:00: so, you know You're not restricted to stride or strike with just don't know but you still you're still both.

00:59:10: It's like your staying up all night And just using caffeine.

00:59:13: they keep you going.

00:59:14: So it's about

00:59:15: how you feel right

00:59:16: now.

00:59:16: We've we've all been there.

00:59:19: College

00:59:20: brain is just

00:59:21: destroyed.

00:59:23: okay So did I make the second attack?

00:59:27: I'm trying to remember.

00:59:27: Okay, and then the other one was a miss.

00:59:29: so we're good.

00:59:32: At this point This moment A creature Burrows up from under Garn Like just behind

00:59:41: you.

00:59:42: Oh god damn

00:59:43: it As...this creature Comes out of The Dirt.

00:59:52: Who the fuck is that guy?

00:59:53: Oh no!

00:59:55: I will show this creature.

00:59:58: It looks like a dwarf, but with very tiny

01:00:01: teeth.

01:00:02: Looks like a roadie from Motley Crews!

01:00:03: Like a ghoul dwarf... It is definitely a ghult dwarf of some

01:00:08: kind A gawrf.

01:00:11: He's awesome.

01:00:13: He is going to come up behind you and strike out a few times.

01:00:27: When he comes up however all of you that are within I'm gonna say ten feet, okay?

01:00:34: There's a horrid stench when he enters the room.

01:00:40: It's just overwhelmingly bad.

01:00:48: He is going to strike out at you Garn You... I was trying my best get you flanking but i do want be honest here.

01:01:02: Is he flanking with the golem.

01:01:05: The Golem's dead!

01:01:07: No no, because he has ten feet of reach.

01:01:12: so you are threatened by him technically but I'm going to make sure that we're doing it right in terms of positioning.

01:01:21: Kyle looks like a decimate

01:01:22: Cal.

01:01:26: Don't you have to draw the line from the center?

01:01:28: Yeah it needs

01:01:29: to

01:01:29: be at the center.

01:01:32: So if center to the center goes through any

01:01:35: part of them.

01:01:38: Oh, I don't think it does

01:01:39: Center.

01:01:40: just this center goes there anywhere.

01:01:42: Wow,

01:01:42: how do like this

01:01:43: automatic?

01:01:44: I was gonna say yeah It's like snap into

01:01:46: the corners and then I mean If I go right

01:01:48: there

01:01:49: that's center

01:01:51: Technically you know.

01:01:53: okay

01:01:55: Yeah looks like it.

01:01:56: ok.

01:01:58: so he's Gonna hit two with a claw strike.

01:02:00: all right forty four to him That's

01:02:03: a hit, just to hit.

01:02:07: So what we have here is a few different things.

01:02:12: Okay

01:02:14: When he entered the room and you smelled this stench that was one thing right.

01:02:17: however as He Was in The area And he got up You can see that his muscles Got bigger From Just Being Around the Lazarite.

01:02:29: Oh

01:02:30: No I don't like that.

01:02:33: It Is Gonna be Thirty Eight Points of Damage.

01:02:37: it's gonna Be Twenty-nine points damage.

01:02:42: Okay, and then please make me a fortitude save.

01:02:47: Oh

01:02:48: No because it's slashing right he's sloshing me.

01:02:51: Yes Yeah, okay,

01:02:51: so I have slashing resistance And i have the five for the mountains resilience sets of total

01:02:56: of nine?

01:02:57: Okay Well I guess Technic well He would do The draw first.

01:03:06: you'll bite your first.

01:03:07: So take four damage Got it.

01:03:12: All right,

01:03:14: yeah It's the same attack.

01:03:15: either way is just I'm this the same bonus.

01:03:17: either way issues that you're getting great.

01:03:19: Yeah But i need to make two for two saves too.

01:03:24: yes because Because he would leave with a bite and then do the claw afterwards for agile.

01:03:28: Oh Okay allright

01:03:34: I don't like this Nat twenty first

01:03:37: one okay so You're fine on the First One obviously And The second one.

01:03:44: I just need another nat-twenty

01:03:45: for all.

01:03:45: good.

01:03:45: Just...another

01:03:46: Nat-Twenty!

01:03:47: Yeah, that's all.

01:03:50: Uh...twenty nine.

01:03:56: Twenty nine?

01:03:56: He looks way too happy when he heard that.

01:03:58: Garni you can't see him to move.

01:04:01: Oh.

01:04:01: Oh, ghoul paralysis.

01:04:03: Fuck!!

01:04:03: I thought ghoul paralysis was gonna be the first one.

01:04:05: I don't

01:04:05: know.

01:04:06: No.

01:04:09: He goes up and as comes out of the dirt You bite into your leg And then He will hit you with the claw

01:04:22: after that.

01:04:23: Oh, card's not moving he is dead?

01:04:30: This could be a regular hit but then the damage... Regular Damage is forty-two.

01:04:46: What was it to Hit?

01:04:48: What was It To Hit?

01:04:48: Yeah, thirty

01:04:49: eight.

01:04:49: Okay

01:04:49: just

01:04:51: to hit.

01:04:52: Yeah yeah That's what I'm saying.

01:04:53: It's definitely A Regular

01:04:53: Hit.

01:04:54: You said forty two.

01:04:56: Yes Okay,

01:04:57: so this has the slashing resistance

01:05:00: and correct.

01:05:02: Yes But you can see that this thing that comes out of the dirt and bites into Garn.

01:05:11: it then looks at The Golem And Then Looks Beyond At The Giant Skeletal Creature.

01:05:16: but Like At The Wall Of Force It's Just like.

01:05:20: What are You Doing?

01:05:22: Come!

01:05:24: Looks Like He'S A Little Pissed Off At This Wall Of force Thing

01:05:28: Hate to break it to you, but he can't come.

01:05:30: He got no peanut.

01:05:39: That's

01:05:40: a hero point.

01:05:45: I was waiting for the no even funnier

01:05:47: when you envisioned Sandor up with his big worm head saying that It is

01:05:53: very classy.

01:05:54: just he has no

01:05:55: weed Checkmate.

01:06:02: The creature can see his compatriot?

01:06:10: You don't know what their relationship is, but he then sees the dwarf, the dwarf ghoul in front of him and he begins slashing again at the wall...the large creature does!

01:06:24: So okay get some more damage out to Thirty-three, so it gets three of them.

01:06:33: Hell yeah!

01:06:34: He's doing it!

01:06:34: Another one... Another twenty four hours and he might make it through.

01:06:39: I know

01:06:39: right?

01:06:43: Does the bite do any better?

01:06:45: The bite does thirty two So not much better.

01:06:49: It's biting that ball man.

01:06:51: Yeah you see just flailin' at us.

01:06:56: I had this spell in five E with my other wizard while the force is one of The most useful spells.

01:07:00: it's so good.

01:07:02: It's just so

01:07:03: many applications Ambrose is your turn,

01:07:07: okay?

01:07:09: So if anyone can get to me and use the marvelous medicines kit on Me they I get a free counteract check against the paralysis Just saying

01:07:19: Okay that's gonna be

01:07:22: action to move action to pull out.

01:07:24: actually

01:07:24: do you sit?

01:07:27: But the thing

01:07:27: with Marvelous Medicines is it gets its own counteract bonus.

01:07:31: It's not based on your medicine check.

01:07:35: Oh, so they don't need a Medicine Bonus?

01:07:38: Okay yeah

01:07:39: oh no hold on I think it just has a Poisoner Disease Dangit!

01:07:45: Is it a disease or poison?

01:07:51: Let me look at paralysis.

01:07:56: Any living creature hit by the attack I'm going to succeed.

01:08:02: What

01:08:02: is that?

01:08:02: Well, OK now here's the thing with paralysis.

01:08:05: you can attempt a new save at the end of each turn.

01:08:07: Oh!

01:08:08: Yeah Okay okay it's less dire than i thought.

01:08:11: No no

01:08:11: but not great.

01:08:14: Not great

01:08:14: Bob In terms your situation its slightly better Over time.

01:08:22: Something tells me we want get rid this

01:08:23: goal.

01:08:24: Oh yeah The goal needs

01:08:25: to go.

01:08:26: Oh my turn

01:08:33: That's right.

01:08:33: All

01:08:35: right, it's me.

01:08:38: Okay

01:08:39: so

01:08:40: I'm gonna try something

01:08:41: here.

01:08:42: So

01:08:43: as soon this thing comes up you know stenches out is just like this Horrific things Garns

01:08:48: paralyze.

01:08:49: Oh yeah make me before to save.

01:08:50: actually at the start of your turn.

01:08:58: Imagine if we had a giant skeleton in here like uh?

01:09:01: Forty

01:09:03: Forty six

01:09:04: steps You're fine.

01:09:06: i have dealt with death before but this does nothing.

01:09:11: Maybe if he did a knowledge check and you could tell, y'know.

01:09:14: A guy who wasn't in that...

01:09:18: What?

01:09:19: The freaking undead thing?

01:09:21: Yeah

01:09:22: I

01:09:27: don't know.

01:09:27: That was so fucking funny!

01:09:30: I dunno man, it's whatever it wants.

01:09:32: Um yeah.

01:09:33: So actually what hes gon do Is they use all the split words here.

01:09:40: Uh act together And all of this stuff.

01:09:42: But he's only used two actions to cast a spell on this thing.

01:09:46: As soon as that same comes up, it shows its unsightly

01:09:49: head...

01:09:50: Yeah!

01:09:50: Because for what

01:09:51: you did- For what you Didacon

01:09:54: You will suffer threefold

01:09:59: Twofold?

01:09:59: Twofold is my bet.

01:10:01: I miss.

01:10:02: Makeup your mind!

01:10:04: Let me do back into his voice..I haven't done his voice in like fucking

01:10:07: ages.

01:10:07: So

01:10:09: ya know He was slightly creature.

01:10:11: You'll be suffering....you will suffer twofold for that and make a fortitude

01:10:16: save.

01:10:17: Okay, that is going to be uh... thirty-two!

01:10:27: Oh

01:10:27: wait what's my thing?

01:10:29: A thirty

01:10:30: three?

01:10:31: Oh my gosh

01:10:32: fuck.

01:10:33: yeah

01:10:33: so things don't fail.

01:10:34: fortitude saves at this level.

01:10:36: I well that's the thing i was taking a gamble for this but this is a blood spray curse.

01:10:41: ah.

01:10:43: So since it's a failure Um, for one minute first time each round that the target would take at least ten piercing or sloshing damage from a single strike It deals an additional two d six

01:10:53: points of damage.

01:10:55: So as a

01:10:56: failure though this strike it deals and additional to D six persistently

01:11:00: damage.

01:11:00: Oh my god, okay?

01:11:02: so Please

01:11:05: please come over here

01:11:08: Luca you're needed.

01:11:09: yes,

01:11:10: so Luca is able get over here with one action.

01:11:12: Okay,

01:11:13: he's gonna be right next to Garned.

01:11:14: so

01:11:15: if he tries to pull shit

01:11:16: You know, whatever.

01:11:17: Can Lucas melt?

01:11:19: Sure why not?

01:11:20: Okay

01:11:22: I mean at this point i'm like yeah

01:11:24: sure

01:11:25: you know how things

01:11:26: work here.

01:11:27: Yeah we live in the no man's zone with the wild west area of Luka land

01:11:32: If that is said.

01:11:33: he had

01:11:34: immunities but it would be important.

01:11:37: Forty two safe leagues

01:11:38: Thirty five

01:11:39: Thirty-five success, you're fine.

01:11:42: So...

01:11:42: He is going to strike out.

01:11:45: This will be a slashing attack, so let's go.

01:11:49: Spectral Blade!

01:11:52: That is a... Jesus Christ.

01:11:56: Thirty-six

01:11:57: to him?

01:11:57: Uh that was a miss.

01:12:02: Ouch!

01:12:03: Never mind then

01:12:04: I'm gonna swing and he just ducks.

01:12:07: That is horrifying.

01:12:09: You wanna run that by me again Jake?

01:12:11: Yeah here you got thirty six.

01:12:14: What are we going to spell it?

01:12:15: M-I-S S Miss

01:12:17: Ouch!

01:12:19: Oh, I tried.

01:12:21: My gosh...

01:12:22: Uh, Kezer?

01:12:23: He's

01:12:27: got bad all of a sudden.

01:12:29: Yeah, he's got smelly.

01:12:30: Oh just

01:12:31: now?

01:12:31: Just now it got

01:12:32: bad?

01:12:32: It's also smelly.

01:12:34: please make me four to two safe

01:12:40: Natural one.

01:12:41: oh my god are you kidding me?

01:12:44: um

01:12:45: i have your appointment

01:12:46: use.

01:12:46: okay alright

01:12:47: Just on the, are you sure?

01:12:48: You want to use your hero point on this stink and not when he inevitably bites you and tries to paralyze you in your role in natural one.

01:12:55: You don't know what that smell does to him.

01:12:57: It's probably just sickened five or whatever okay?

01:13:00: Oh yeah,

01:13:01: so we ruins everything of Kezra that he can do.

01:13:05: All these things

01:13:06: would be a lord.

01:13:06: Alright, give me this tank.

01:13:08: Okay So you have to save or become Sickened One Plus Slowed One as Sicken On A Critical

01:13:16: Fade.

01:13:18: There we go Tim.

01:13:19: I should have used it because no, i can't do

01:13:22: what ill be able to do.

01:13:23: Good job Tim!

01:13:26: Roll the dice.

01:13:26: roll the dice.

01:13:27: let's see if you would've done any better.

01:13:29: One minute that's for one.

01:13:31: lets say.

01:13:32: Nineteen

01:13:34: Get fucked Tim!

01:13:36: Sorry im gonna save you but i guess i cant.

01:13:42: Why did you listen to me Cali?

01:13:44: Um alright..I will do... I will do something.

01:13:48: Uh, i'm going to cast a spell... ...I can't see- I can't SEE Jon's character right?

01:14:01: Can't see Sandor at

01:14:01: all?

01:14:02: Nope!

01:14:02: I'm underground.

01:14:05: Do another cold

01:14:06: bolt.

01:14:06: we gotta take out this last right thing.

01:14:08: I mean if you wanna delay until I show back up

01:14:11: Does Tim get saves for his paralyzation or is he just paralyzed?

01:14:15: Yeah well yeah it's a paralysis for a minute but he gets a save.

01:14:19: er, paralysis four It didn't?

01:14:22: he just get to save it at the end of every

01:14:23: turn you know.

01:14:31: Just see how that

01:14:32: goes first.

01:14:33: I mean, did she do another?

01:14:35: Yeah, I'm

01:14:35: gonna kill this.

01:14:37: try to kill this golem like us all

01:14:39: right yeah.

01:14:40: other shadowy Ray frosts

01:14:43: alright second doesn't Get hard to cast I think.

01:14:52: a looser

01:14:52: attack by yeah for speaking.

01:14:56: oh No

01:15:00: fuck sake dude

01:15:02: All

01:15:03: right, I guess it's reflex DC.

01:15:04: I got a twenty-eight.

01:15:10: No wait fuck pictures crown

01:15:12: Twenty nine that is the hit.

01:15:16: Oh Eminence still emanating and doesn't say anything about anything.

01:15:22: yourself fucking up Kelly's whole turn.

01:15:26: All

01:15:30: Right.

01:15:31: so

01:15:31: that will be who are good on.

01:15:35: That will be twenty three cold damage plus

01:15:42: Thirteen on the two Dates.

01:15:44: Okay, so I want you to roll me an additional five d

01:15:49: ten.

01:15:51: It's not NaOE it's a.

01:15:53: yeah, that's it's

01:15:53: not nailing

01:15:54: direct hits

01:15:56: Direct ID.

01:15:57: ten

01:15:57: five d-ten

01:16:01: Don't mind if

01:16:02: I do eighteen Twenty two okay for a total of oh shit um

01:16:24: twenty two plus

01:16:30: what did i say?

01:16:30: okay this was

01:16:31: uh four so

01:16:37: that's

01:16:37: thirty six plus

01:16:39: the plus

01:16:40: thirteen.

01:16:41: yeah yep it's

01:16:47: so thirty-six plus thirteen

01:16:48: to forty nine.

01:16:49: Before we go on, I'm trying to remember if i actually had my eminence in the pictures.

01:16:52: Oh god Tim shut the fuck up!

01:16:55: He had it.

01:16:56: he

01:16:56: already

01:16:56: rolled hands off the chess piece.

01:16:58: Jesus Christ...

01:17:02: I Remember you giving me a plus one?

01:17:03: I just don't know If It was two turns ago or if it Was last

01:17:05: turn.

01:17:08: well You Know what.

01:17:09: that's A great question but We can Revisit That Next Week.

01:17:13: Damn

01:17:17: I like this.

01:17:19: Kelly's just getting all this damage.

01:17:20: She was like

01:17:22: actually ruin my turn so many

01:17:23: times.

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