The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

The Dragon Punch Squad Podcast

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00:00:30: This year, for Halloween.

00:00:32: I'm happy to announce that i finally have maybe the best costume... ...I will ever have.

00:00:39: Whoa!

00:00:41: You're having a lot of life ahead of you?

00:00:43: I'm assuming

00:00:45: this is it.

00:00:46: No, thirty-five's

00:00:46: is

00:00:46: it?!

00:00:46: Last last year was pretty great and are sure he didn't peak then.

00:00:50: That

00:00:50: was actually really good.

00:00:53: I'll talk about that.

00:01:22: The form I was meant to be which is Leon Kennedy from Resident Evil.

00:01:27: All right, let's go.

00:01:28: That's really great.

00:01:29: but i'm not gonna lie.

00:01:31: there's a huge part of me that you were like the form I Was Meant To Be and Like jacarino.

00:01:38: So people can call the police.

00:01:44: This

00:01:44: man must be stopped.

00:01:46: the FBI shows up.

00:01:48: He just keeps putting his meat in my face and

00:01:52: telling

00:01:52: me he's spent all day preparing it for me.

00:01:55: He takes a stick of pepperoni, starts beating people with.

00:01:58: it is weird.

00:01:59: Go cross over to Jake Arena Kennedy.

00:02:02: Is this like

00:02:03: the

00:02:04: president?

00:02:06: Yeah No... He was running for President too but you don't want him.

00:02:13: So now here's what I think.

00:02:14: You guys might think Jake have alot hair to be Mr.

00:02:19: Leon Kennedy for Muslim Evil, and I would say correct.

00:02:23: that is why i'm getting my hair cut which is a long time since i've gotten my haircut.

00:02:30: okay but i already have like the leon kennedy jacket and our old buddy Jed's three d printed me this bad boy.

00:02:38: yep oh yeah

00:02:41: i remember

00:02:41: i am holding up the a three-d.

00:02:43: uh printed and fully painted.

00:02:46: well there are still a few But this is the Requiem Magnum gun from Resident Evil nine requiem.

00:02:52: Good job, but yeah.

00:02:54: so I'm super excited to do it.

00:02:56: of its think if wanted to do for like a long time and now that have the gun on like now just have to be the guy.

00:03:01: oh

00:03:02: yeah once you get the prop everything follows.

00:03:06: i'll like if I'm like sitting here my computer or just pick the gun up sometimes.

00:03:13: But so what's funny about this too?

00:03:14: is that like because Hannah was like are you gonna get your haircut?

00:03:16: And I was like guess.

00:03:17: I have to.

00:03:18: and she was like.

00:03:19: but What about like the mustache, and it was like.

00:03:22: well i'm not doing that Like that...I can't do that.

00:03:25: So she googled Leon Kennedy Mustache.

00:03:27: just see if he ever had.

00:03:28: one turns out there's a mod for recipeful requiem where He's got like a police officer moustache.

00:03:34: She looks good

00:03:38: Alt costume.

00:03:39: There we go

00:03:41: Somewhere

00:03:41: in the multiverse.

00:03:45: There you go.

00:03:46: It's like

00:03:46: that alternate reality in Futurama where everybody has cowboy heads, but everyone has big mustaches.

00:03:52: I was just thinking about it because i forgot the scene ends with Fry going.

00:03:56: wow so there is an infinite number of universes and a professor goes.

00:03:59: no!

00:03:59: Just two.

00:04:00: That's

00:04:02: funny joke.

00:04:06: So good.

00:04:09: What other subpar costumes do have compared to mine?

00:04:13: I have like the standard Mario costume that you get from Spear Halloween.

00:04:19: Those are

00:04:20: fun!

00:04:22: Yeah,

00:04:22: is it?

00:04:23: And guess what...I don't even need to use The Fake Belly Insert because your boys grow in one.

00:04:28: naturally

00:04:30: We call that Farm Drone.

00:04:32: You know who-.

00:04:33: I got a Luigi one year and did have that.

00:04:35: That's a little bean.

00:04:38: Just wait a minute.

00:04:41: What wait, it wasn't like.

00:04:44: was it Mario or?

00:04:45: Was it like a Italian plumber number one Or something?

00:04:49: No I think he was branded.

00:04:51: Yeah They do have branded ones.

00:04:54: that the those off-brand costumes are very funny though Mm-hmm when it's late When it's like clearly meant to be like.

00:05:01: you know predator or something Like that and its like alien hunter.

00:05:04: yeah Something always like alright

00:05:07: And like stone fruit princess.

00:05:14: I Did also want to point out very quickly in case you haven't heard that October is squirrel awareness month.

00:05:22: As you all know the squirrels are busy Digging and foraging in getting ready for winter.

00:05:28: So they're just more likely to be out on the roads, so please.

00:05:33: So each one is worth ten points.

00:05:39: I Did have a squirrel the other day Tim.

00:05:41: that was Oddly okay with me being like five feet away from it.

00:05:46: Oh man.

00:05:46: And then I was one foot away from a squirrel The other day and I went to get pecans.

00:05:51: you just walked the dog and scared it away.

00:05:53: of course

00:05:55: Be careful.

00:05:56: Listen Tim is very, very like pro squirrel.

00:06:00: those things will fucking bite.

00:06:06: Plague Robby's name it probably coven.

00:06:10: you're probably get covered from squirrels.

00:06:12: grow COVID Because I know in certain cases marmots and stuff do carry the play I think.

00:06:21: Yeah, yeah they do carry.

00:06:23: variant of it.

00:06:25: so make sure you just rub the dead carcasses at the squirrels your run over there in October all over your tongue.

00:06:31: fun fact is

00:06:32: how

00:06:33: to build a unity.

00:06:34: Fun facts, fun spooky season fact.

00:06:37: and prairie dog populations.

00:06:38: There Is Still The Black Death.

00:06:39: Yup

00:06:40: It's weird What?

00:06:42: Yes

00:06:43: In Prairie Dog Population There Is The Black Deaf.

00:06:46: Is that because they live in family units like large family unit, so it's kind of hard to get away from?

00:06:50: I honestly knew this at some point But it's been so long since i learned This fun fact.

00:06:53: but yeah It doesn't affect them Like humans.

00:06:55: But the pathogen Of The black death is in prairie dog populations.

00:07:00: gosh That's something else.

00:07:04: So that's why i'm going into uh the halloween as a prairie Dog and just gonna spit at people.

00:07:09: prairie drug plague doctor

00:07:13: or he just bites people.

00:07:15: I mean, either way.

00:07:17: Bring out your dead.

00:07:18: I like John is dressing up like a plague doctor and then so play Dr.

00:07:22: And he's ripped off his mask.

00:07:23: it's a prairie dog mask of any spits on

00:07:25: him.

00:07:27: So confused because I could set up a sound.

00:07:29: but for every time they lift my my plague doctor mask to do the serious groundhog looking back snow.

00:07:40: I'm trying to figure out how to do the pronunciation of this, but you can kind see it in the camera part Of It.

00:07:46: I still need to do The finishing touches which is a lot

00:07:50: of

00:07:52: flowers To add to this thing.

00:07:55: Is that not just a specter hanging up behind?

00:07:57: No he's Just there

00:07:58: okay

00:08:00: But its A Creature From Expedition.

00:08:04: Thirty Three

00:08:05: That i really

00:08:06: love the design of it and I will post

00:08:08: into the chat.

00:08:10: But if I want to say pronounce it, I'm French.

00:08:13: It's bossa-noose i think which means harvester.

00:08:16: Oh

00:08:18: And so I need To remake the mask because I have a habit of doing this?

00:08:23: I'll start making something.

00:08:24: If I don't like it I'll just trash it Because I started learning that if I Don't I Just hoard it and then I'd be like oh use This and Then I never will.

00:08:32: and That actually did that The other day I just Started Like Trashing Old Cosplay Stuff That Have Had Sitting for Like

00:08:39: Eight

00:08:39: Ten years.

00:08:40: Wait, your good cosplayers were just in the trash?

00:08:43: Yeah they are!

00:08:44: They're on a dumpster right now.

00:08:46: You can't be throwing anything away with Timmy as you friend.

00:08:50: Well what I'm hearing is... Or if you do

00:08:52: don't tell them about it

00:08:53: Right.

00:08:54: What

00:08:54: i am hearing after this recording and driving to Mark's house And going into the dumpster Oh

00:08:58: well we gonna have go through alot of stuff because It was first thing at that dumpster and clean dumpsters.

00:09:04: So there probably like ten layers of shit on their

00:09:08: worth.

00:09:09: But It wasn't anything crazy.

00:09:12: I still have some old cosplay stuff.

00:09:14: I was actually thinking of either Jake or Jed just because it was when i did the winter soldier Cosplay, I had like The Harness and Stuff Like for the weapons

00:09:24: Because

00:09:25: I don't intend to ever do that Ever again.

00:09:27: so I'm like someone can Have That who knows?

00:09:31: Yeah, I'll take it.

00:09:32: yeah,

00:09:32: well I'll be with this soldier.

00:09:36: You're gonna get at the smokey eyeshadow though Tim.

00:09:38: oh true

00:09:39: Easy, done.

00:09:40: The hard part is going to be amputating my arm and getting it replaced with the Vibranium one.

00:09:44: That's that's the barrier for a lot of people.

00:09:46: Yeah just sucks.

00:09:47: A lotta people were surprised when they had those at Spirit Halloween

00:09:50: Just these arms.

00:09:51: They offered to do it there.

00:09:52: It was weird

00:09:53: Vibrandium arm in a bone saw.

00:09:59: And

00:10:00: if you run over ten squirrels like do it for free.

00:10:04: Three intense squirrel pelts and yourself covered in squirrel guts

00:10:08: Some Skyrim ass trading posts.

00:10:10: It's either they'll vibrate me and mom or a ten dollar gift card for Jamba Juice, what do you want?

00:10:16: Can it be the Jimmy John's?

00:10:17: I'll take that i'll take your give her for that.

00:10:21: So actually one uh One costume that I thought was actually kind of fun.

00:10:25: I don't know if any of You play team Fortress.

00:10:28: Oh yeah

00:10:29: Yeah

00:10:29: honestly What I was just thinking Of Was The Freaking Spy Easy Halloween

00:10:36: costume.

00:10:38: Just because you I mean like, I'm just don't say it.

00:10:41: Like right here are like Halloween costumes at least this year I'm gonna try to be a little bit better about it.

00:10:46: So I don't like.

00:10:47: the mask I'm going to be wearing has a hole that I can drink in and

00:10:51: convenient food

00:10:52: in

00:10:53: its functional.

00:10:54: Yeah That's all functional yeah.

00:10:56: And I was just like yeah, that's going through a Halloween party.

00:10:59: I'm like I should do that this time.

00:11:01: Instead of having to take

00:11:02: the whole damn thing off and going, okay you know what?

00:11:04: This is just ruining the experience for myself.

00:11:07: It's

00:11:07: five from two fortresses.

00:11:08: easy because it's suit switchblade and mask if your choice.

00:11:11: yes

00:11:12: yeah at least wearing the um god What Is That Thing Called

00:11:17: The Ski Mask?

00:11:17: Thing?

00:11:18: Yeah the ski mask i mean.

00:11:20: so no its awesome.

00:11:21: well uh II do love October.

00:11:24: some people call it Orktober, and that's fun.

00:11:28: We should celebrate Orktuber once.

00:11:29: but um we have an orc in our team at our party who uh...we got to talk about something.

00:11:39: because

00:11:40: I wonder why?

00:11:41: Why don't we go back six seconds?

00:11:46: so when Kelly's turn started with Kezra let's talk what we discussed after the air last time

00:11:56: Somebody told me to forego using my hero point And I did and became what am i?

00:12:06: Sickened or something.

00:12:09: I'm sickened and slowed,

00:12:11: so cool.

00:12:13: So then at least a spell Which I thought was going to hit with because had a plus one from somebody's Passive ability or active ability that wasn't active So I missed.

00:12:28: I don't even remember what I cast

00:12:29: because it was a rare frost.

00:12:31: Okay, well

00:12:31: that's good.

00:12:32: Yeah,

00:12:34: I ran back the tape and i realized That I had switched out my eminence so he did not get the plus one.

00:12:40: therefore It

00:12:41: did NOT hit.

00:12:45: In that case we are at A point where it almost Hit fairly Missed The last golem But I'll say, is barely in the double digits of health.

00:13:01: It's quite low.

00:13:06: Well...

00:13:07: Is it too late for him to use a hero

00:13:09: right now?

00:13:09: Oh!

00:13:10: That's interesting.

00:13:12: Because he knows that hit though or- He knows that-

00:13:16: I'm not using

00:13:17: my Hero Point.

00:13:20: Tim said no.

00:13:22: Don't do it Kelly don't use your Hero Point.

00:13:26: Yeah,

00:13:27: I'm not listening to you anymore

00:13:30: But

00:13:34: your words are just static.

00:13:39: Ladies you're both beautiful.

00:13:43: In which case after Kezra barely misses it comes to Garn.

00:13:48: now Garned.

00:13:49: You were in his situation where this Ghoul that dug up behind you sunk its teeth into oh yeah and Paralyzed,

00:13:59: right?

00:14:00: I was like something terrible happened to me and look at him.

00:14:02: Like i'm slowed okay drained Okay,

00:14:05: oh paralyzed paralyzed yes.

00:14:08: So

00:14:09: mental actions

00:14:11: Oh say you can take mental action but remember with paralyze It's not a game killer?

00:14:16: Yes as it was because now the DC for paralyzed You get to reroll every single turn and I don't know how many of you notice But the dc goes down by one Every single

00:14:26: time.

00:14:27: that's nice.

00:14:27: Oh, yeah pathfinder one e like paralyzed was basically game over.

00:14:33: Yep guess I'll sit out Yeah

00:14:35: or it will paralyze you right?

00:14:37: Yes every time which the ghouls are very good at in fact Yes, so it's kind of their whole run is really less devastating.

00:14:48: but you have a chance now to be able To

00:14:50: get out.

00:14:51: and all the enemies around me or knowledge religion.

00:14:54: I think yeah

00:14:55: Yeah.

00:14:56: So if you yes It would be actions for I was gonna say so dude You want to roll on the goal?

00:15:02: Or do you want to rule on the big thing?

00:15:04: in fact that has not approached

00:15:06: you yet?

00:15:06: Uh-huh two action Simon role one four each.

00:15:11: Okay.

00:15:11: Yeah, there's no map on this for like...

00:15:14: Did you want to see your check-in or do you want me to

00:15:16: roll?

00:15:16: No, I'm good either way.

00:15:17: Okay, thirty

00:15:17: two for the ghoul.

00:15:19: Thirty

00:15:24: Two For The Ghoul.

00:15:27: So he appears to be just a very powerful ghoul but is specifically a gassed.

00:15:37: Which are more dangerous than that.

00:15:38: Those are nasty.

00:15:40: This guy in particular, you don't know of ghast burrowing.

00:15:47: so that's why I say this guy just seems to be a very specific kind-of thing and by that he is a named character which means it gets all sorts fun stuff for me as a GM.

00:15:59: What do want to know specifically?

00:16:01: Because there's...I have a lot of

00:16:04: things here on the screen.

00:16:05: I

00:16:05: may weakness if he has got any.

00:16:10: So he has.

00:16:13: He doesn't have any weaknesses, but I will say this.

00:16:17: He has resistance.

00:16:19: You can tell just like the way that he's glowing in this like Lazarite infused sort of area.

00:16:24: Yeah It appears that he would be resistant to vitality and or holy damage What?

00:16:31: Resistant to

00:16:32: it?

00:16:33: And do we think that's because the golems

00:16:37: No, no the remember this old laser right like mine is probably like infused him.

00:16:43: Wow.

00:16:44: Yes

00:16:45: to the point where it's resistance.

00:16:47: He yeah he appears to be empowered and It seems like whatever holiness you have about you and stuff Like that?

00:16:54: It seems to dim around him as if he seems to

00:16:56: like push it

00:16:57: away.

00:16:58: That is wild.

00:17:00: Yeah

00:17:00: neat Okay metals fuck huh.

00:17:04: And I'm wrong for the big skelly in the back.

00:17:07: Yes, The Big Thing

00:17:08: Skelly Jones on the back Let's see if i know

00:17:11: Jake has

00:17:12: been wanting this For so long.

00:17:14: This thing is So cool Uh...

00:17:15: thirty one?

00:17:16: Uh... Thirty One!

00:17:18: I will give you.

00:17:19: um Yeah..I'll Give it to ya cause It doesn't seem To be much of a uh... Much Danger to Ya Right Now

00:17:27: Tim You Can Use A Hero Point

00:17:30: If You Want Alright.

00:17:32: This is called Gashadokuro.

00:17:37: So it has a very Japanese name, so I'll say this... I will give the paragraph here from description.

00:17:46: The dreaded gashadokuro Is an undead haunter of night spawning as giant skeleton that rises from earth in aftermath Of mass starvation event.

00:17:56: Oh!

00:17:58: Wait like here?

00:17:59: Like here.

00:18:00: Topical.

00:18:02: These enormous creatures then seek to inflict their unending hunger on the living.

00:18:09: So this thing just seems too... It can't seem.

00:18:13: get at you guys, and because there's like a wall that you guys have put up in Market Put Up it can do anything yet.

00:18:23: but I will give one thing what are you looking

00:18:26: for here?

00:18:27: Weaknesses.

00:18:30: There are no weaknesses, so in which case...

00:18:34: Okay okay the thing that kind of bugs me is like these high-level creatures That are undead and evil.

00:18:40: And you're like oh I finally am able to afford Like a level eleven enchantment To get wholly on my weapon And it doesn't even offer any benefit.

00:18:48: It's like why did she make it level eleven then?

00:18:51: Why didn't he make it Level two?

00:18:52: Anyways I digress.

00:18:54: The resistances are as such Hold electricity fire piercing and slashing.

00:19:03: God damn

00:19:03: it

00:19:09: Cold electricity fire piercing and slashing

00:19:13: thing.

00:19:14: I have a war hammer.

00:19:15: Yes,

00:19:16: you think i'm a giant fucking worm?

00:19:18: Yeah

00:19:22: Okay

00:19:23: And now roll my check.

00:19:25: that was gonna say if yeah That is the last thing your doing then yes You may rule your check.

00:19:28: Let me get

00:19:28: the... Am I slowed as long as i'm sickened?

00:19:31: Uh, yes.

00:19:35: Okay!

00:19:35: I have to DC up.

00:19:36: Oh Jake

00:19:36: could I pre-

00:19:38: like

00:19:39: ask one thing about this guest?

00:19:41: oh sure yeah

00:19:42: was it immune to poison

00:19:44: gas?

00:19:45: um It is immune to poisoning.

00:19:50: fuck Yeah most intent things are gonna be.

00:19:53: ah

00:19:53: I know you got no boots.

00:19:56: Alright Tim what'd ya get?

00:19:59: I didn't do terrible Got a thirty seven

00:20:02: Three seven.

00:20:02: that is a start.

00:20:05: let me put it down to answer John's question.

00:20:08: That was the success.

00:20:12: So you guys are you lost Garnt for two turns, but he is back in action.

00:20:24: The turn now comes to Sandor.

00:20:29: all right worm door.

00:20:33: I'm gonna just swing away at this golem because that is what i can do

00:20:37: right now.

00:20:38: Take it out, take a

00:20:44: look there!

00:20:45: Me...I pull this up Because I forgot..i needed my separate cheek.

00:20:56: Oh yeah?

00:20:57: Yep

00:20:57: Cause im the big worm.

00:20:59: Worm stats

00:21:01: He's just a wormy boy.

00:21:05: Do you appreciate the fact that some for these like polymorph type spells they're like These are your stats.

00:21:11: instead of making me do mass sometimes

00:21:14: Makes sense.

00:21:16: So I'm just going to use my big old worm body to slam down on this guy.

00:21:29: That's gonna

00:21:37: be a thirty

00:21:49: three that is it.

00:22:01: Oh damn, okay.

00:22:07: Well, it had ten left so very likely that you would have killed this thing anyway.

00:22:15: So your first attack you slam into the thing and it crumbles below and turns into a high lacerate dust

00:22:23: chunks.

00:22:25: Then I'm going to just do a little slither right up here,

00:22:29: okay?

00:22:30: Up to the ghouls.

00:22:31: The ghast.

00:22:32: Yep.

00:22:33: I mean... I am smart enough that other things are not gonna come through that wall of force

00:22:37: at least.

00:22:39: So last slam negative five but an eighteen on the fucking dial.

00:22:47: Okay

00:22:48: Uh, thirty-eight.

00:22:52: Okay that is a hit?

00:22:54: Yay!

00:22:55: Oh my gosh...

00:22:56: Six

00:23:01: That's only nine points of bludgeoning

00:23:03: damage.

00:23:03: It rolled.

00:23:04: Wait it's only

00:23:05: two d ten.

00:23:06: I don't feel like there should be a plus for this.

00:23:08: This is

00:23:08: not my most powerful attack.

00:23:11: My power most powerful attacks involves poison.

00:23:13: Yeah yeah but i would thought you'd still get a plus fifteen Like

00:23:19: as he said before Plus something.

00:23:25: I will do nine for now But whatever you tell me later when you figure it

00:23:32: out.

00:23:33: Oh my god, I'm so bad at

00:23:34: reading.

00:23:35: good

00:23:35: lord Never mind i'll get back to use the nine right?

00:23:40: Now this

00:23:44: Gast looks At The gashidokuro and he's like what are doing?

00:23:50: getting any sees was happening.

00:23:53: He's Like And then

00:23:56: he burrows.

00:23:58: Oh, gotta

00:23:59: be kidding

00:24:00: me!

00:24:04: So I'm going to hide him and He begins burrowing just away?

00:24:18: I'd go after him.

00:24:19: oh yeah The proper damage on the body slam is actually one d ten plus thirteen.

00:24:27: i am very

00:24:27: sorry okay.

00:24:29: so either way

00:24:30: Yeah definitely would have killed it anyway.

00:24:33: Do you want a week?

00:24:34: We should re-roll that nine damage then instead of

00:24:36: nine.

00:24:37: Well, the first roll was six so we can just call it nineteen.

00:24:41: Okay All right.

00:24:42: So I will add ten to that.

00:24:45: Thank You very

00:24:46: much!

00:24:46: He goes under the earth and starts burrowing And he disappears in some capacity.

00:24:53: It comes through the gashidukuro which continues swiping at this wall of force Sing sing, sing sing.

00:25:09: But he does not appear to be able to get through.

00:25:12: I mean all roll for damage but i barely scratched it last time so don't think its worth it.

00:25:18: No you will never go that.

00:25:19: well

00:25:20: I know this thing is powerful but oh my god.

00:25:25: Now Ambrose It comes your turn.

00:25:28: You dont' know where the gas went?

00:25:34: Oh yeah.

00:25:38: He's

00:25:38: doing quite well.

00:25:39: Seize Kezra, Kezrah is sickened

00:25:43: and stunned right for

00:25:45: slew.

00:25:52: I'm just trying to think of like.

00:25:54: maybe i could help kezra out For a second.

00:25:58: Did kezrah take any damage by chance?

00:26:02: No so he's just the stank got

00:26:05: me.

00:26:07: Okay.

00:26:08: So what hes actually gonna do Is that hes going to touch kezro and cast haste on him to?

00:26:16: uh seems you need a little bit of a pep in your step here.

00:26:20: And

00:26:22: so with that, do we all act together?

00:26:28: Um I'll have Ambrose

00:26:30: move... oh no!

00:26:31: Oh No!

00:26:32: He's moving everyone!

00:26:35: No!

00:26:37: Oh what

00:26:38: the

00:26:38: hell?!

00:26:38: Uh

00:26:39: i'm trying

00:26:39: to only select.

00:26:45: if he clicked this side drive

00:26:46: window over yeah

00:26:49: Oops sorry.

00:26:49: It disconnected me for a second from there, but I'm just trying to move myself closer that month when

00:26:54: fifteen feet of

00:26:59: Luca

00:27:00: Oh okay all

00:27:00: right.

00:27:00: so because for his reaction it has be

00:27:03: within that range got it Okay.

00:27:05: So you actually hold on.

00:27:06: oh

00:27:07: Hold on.

00:27:08: um You said he borrowed right?

00:27:10: He did!

00:27:11: So could i technically have gotten the attack opportunity on that?

00:27:14: You

00:27:14: can.

00:27:15: That is a regular move, so yeah.

00:27:17: Yeah

00:27:17: that isn't for me but I was just like you kind of like said he slips away and then i was like wait a second uh...yeah.

00:27:24: So as a reaction He's going to swipe and swing.

00:27:28: Okay

00:27:29: would I get it too?

00:27:31: No because you didn't because you were paralyzed when you gained your actions.

00:27:35: Yeah Does Paralyze say I don't gain reactions.

00:27:38: Let me look

00:27:38: at that.

00:27:39: let me look At

00:27:39: that.

00:27:41: Uh

00:27:43: thirty thirty two Thirty-two doesn't miss from Luca.

00:27:49: I know when you're stunned, You don't gain them.

00:27:50: It does not.

00:27:52: it doesn't say i'm stunned.

00:27:56: so if your paralyzed and then

00:27:58: And that I shook it off Because he didn't say anything about the actions That I gained in the actions that I don't game Just as a can't

00:28:09: act cuz you could still take three actions of your mental mental shit.

00:28:15: Oh So you are restricted to your physical?

00:28:19: But you're restricted to non-physical

00:28:20: actions.

00:28:28: I mean if you roll no, let's just roll

00:28:30: now.

00:28:30: I'm gonna I'm going to rule known out but You know get in the comments.

00:28:33: getting the comments tell me i'm wrong.

00:28:35: yeah

00:28:36: And we still have house so I forgot.

00:28:39: She's a roadie man and me.

00:28:41: Good

00:28:42: Last action shield

00:28:44: Shield.

00:28:45: Yeah cast shield

00:28:46: Warm Comes to Kezra.

00:28:50: I am Going To Wretch

00:28:53: Kezrah.

00:28:53: Hold Your

00:28:54: Turn Stay

00:28:55: Up Stay

00:28:56: Up.

00:28:57: Then A Grumbling.

00:28:59: I don't listen to you.

00:29:01: No!

00:29:02: Oh, i have something that

00:29:03: can help you.

00:29:04: Sure, i'll

00:29:04: do it.

00:29:07: Yeah, time

00:29:07: to ruin Kelly's turn again.

00:29:12: Here eat this mugwort.

00:29:15: To see if he learned...

00:29:16: This part of the rage baiting, can we?

00:29:19: At

00:29:19: this point, the turns are gonna last so long because they're not even going to get

00:29:22: hacked in those turns.

00:29:25: It's your turn.

00:29:29: Let me pontificate.

00:29:30: So Garn is going to move over to Kezra with one action, second action have the healers gloves on so I can do medicinal actions...so i'm going to administer first

00:29:45: aid

00:29:47: which instead of trying to stabilize you typically do a first ministry first aid.

00:29:53: I have advanced First Aid, so i can attempt my first aid check against the DC of your condition to reduce.

00:30:01: you're sick in Condition!

00:30:05: How do ya like apples that are those?

00:30:09: Rubbed my belly and put some uh Put some smelly herbs under my nose.

00:30:13: Yep,

00:30:13: room your belly give me a tincture.

00:30:15: So the performance even

00:30:17: faster.

00:30:18: And this, I don't trust his role with any other dice except for today's official Dice at The Dragon Punch Squad podcast from Black Oak Workshop where Dice are treasured.

00:30:30: You

00:30:37: bricked

00:30:40: it?

00:30:42: That was a natural one.

00:30:43: God damnit!

00:30:46: You know I was about to make a joke that every time you do the black oak workshop thing.

00:30:50: I'm so like, I hope he breaks this roll and then it just The universe gives me what i want again.

00:30:54: So what

00:30:55: did we do?

00:30:55: Just punch kezra on his stomach?

00:30:57: Y'know...I don't know!

00:30:58: Im gonna see with the critical failure.

00:31:00: condition is

00:31:04: If your

00:31:04: trying to stabilize if you increase dying value..if you're trying stop bleeding Then they take bleed damage but does not say What happens when you're trying to reduce sick and condition?

00:31:19: So I guess nothing.

00:31:19: Yeah, the eye.

00:31:21: I think it would be weird to increase a second

00:31:23: condition.

00:31:24: It uses the wrong herb in a poison's casserole.

00:31:28: Just take two do six

00:31:30: no wait.

00:31:30: I'm allergic.

00:31:31: to finish illin Don't

00:31:33: worry

00:31:33: perfect.

00:31:34: another thing to cure stomach ache.

00:31:36: i've got weak old milk.

00:31:37: You know refrigerator

00:31:39: have this fish that's been sitting out too

00:31:42: And that was a two-action thing.

00:31:44: This is why it turns over!

00:31:45: That's it?

00:31:48: Kelly, I think you were right at the beginning of episode.

00:31:50: So uh... Because there is your turn now, right?

00:31:53: Now because you've delayed or whatever?

00:31:56: Delayed

00:31:57: Um..I will retch.

00:32:04: Let me get in

00:32:05: the bathroom Gonna shoot with my bullet dice.

00:32:13: Shoot that sickness

00:32:15: Don't forget it very well.

00:32:16: Uh, thirty-one?

00:32:18: Thirty

00:32:23: one.

00:32:23: And this is against the uh... The

00:32:26: DCF or whatever.

00:32:26: The effect yeah

00:32:29: This is his stench.

00:32:30: Uh it's a thirty one?

00:32:33: Mmhmm It was a fail still Um So you're still so.

00:32:40: yeah become sick and won.

00:32:41: Plus though when as long as your are sickened on a critical failure As long as you

00:32:49: were sickening Yeah, one more action.

00:32:50: I'm just gonna try to throw up on Garn.

00:32:55: So it was aiming for the floor but not maybe for Garn.

00:32:58: Maybe they're giving me good luck.

00:33:00: Kasra your face is in that wrong way!

00:33:02: Maybe his beard will catch him.

00:33:06: Alright um...I hope that gets it.

00:33:08: Uh...Thirty-six.

00:33:08: Thirty six?

00:33:08: Thirty six

00:33:14: is a success.

00:33:15: Okay great.

00:33:16: Gross.

00:33:18: Kasura!

00:33:19: Fine gods

00:33:20: what are you

00:33:21: doing?!

00:33:21: Oh, I mistook you for a trashcan.

00:33:23: But i feel much better

00:33:24: thankyou.

00:33:28: Here's purple worm.

00:33:29: go- Damn!

00:33:29: Okay... Uh...

00:33:36: Sandor?

00:33:37: I don't know what the fuck

00:33:38: to do here.

00:33:39: man You

00:33:39: can waste your turn

00:33:40: on it if

00:33:41: this is your first It has a word.

00:33:42: Chase him!

00:33:43: Chase The

00:33:43: Bastard!!

00:33:44: I

00:33:46: will start burrowing after they gassed.

00:33:49: Yeah yeah yeah!

00:33:50: Okay

00:33:52: So he You don't know where he burrowed for one.

00:33:58: I Know that you attacked the stone golem or the lasso right infuse dongle on.

00:34:03: So, I don't if you would know where what direction?

00:34:06: He's also huge like he's really big.

00:34:09: John just picks a direction.

00:34:11: You can just tell him If he runs into it.

00:34:13: yeah Yeah, no

00:34:15: II attack to the gas Right before the end of my last turn.

00:34:19: so was right in front of me

00:34:20: when Yeah, yeah way I

00:34:22: would know at least a general direction.

00:34:24: I mean he went east

00:34:26: Start burrowing East

00:34:27: okay?

00:34:29: That's what you said.

00:34:29: we see

00:34:30: please it just broke out like

00:34:32: I say that John Just gets to move his movement and he just starts moving And if he hits him runs into me runs into them.

00:34:39: Okay

00:34:40: thirty feet of movement in action.

00:34:42: ok so You Keep moving east now.

00:34:48: You know the walls there.

00:34:49: do you that?

00:34:50: Do you want to go past the wall?

00:34:51: because, you know That's where they're.

00:34:53: The big scale is

00:34:55: um

00:34:56: It's a great

00:34:57: point John.

00:34:57: did you take the worm sense feet?

00:35:04: it's part of its part Of the warm collar dedication.

00:35:06: no I think.

00:35:07: I think worm senses was one of them.

00:35:09: There was something better at that stage II think.

00:35:12: then They're

00:35:14: both.

00:35:14: the two.

00:35:15: fourth level are warm scents and worms skin.

00:35:17: Well, I'm sorry I Did not Take Worm Skin.

00:35:20: I remember that,

00:35:21: but you might not have taken something.

00:35:23: You could just take

00:35:23: it out.

00:35:24: Yeah, yeah, maybe ya?

00:35:26: Yeah

00:35:27: warm sense no, I don't gives you tremor sense

00:35:28: which is pretty cool.

00:35:29: Oh, yeah

00:35:32: Don't think we were thinking that far ahead when

00:35:33: me Yep made him.

00:35:36: um Yeah We yeah again a level four worm skin wormskin for bludgeoning

00:35:41: specific.

00:35:43: So yeah, I remember know what i took.

00:35:46: i took um diet What was the

00:35:49: my

00:35:50: Stone bones, I took stone bones out of that.

00:35:53: It's always good to have some stone

00:35:54: bones is true and never you can ever go wrong there.

00:35:58: OK so You uh Go thirty feet.

00:36:04: And then if you know If you go another thirty feet Then you'll be in the wall or like like past the past the The Wall Of Force.

00:36:12: Yeah the Wall Of

00:36:12: force.

00:36:14: Um yeah i'm not going To do That

00:36:19: Because

00:36:20: I will just pop Out of

00:36:20: the Wall.

00:36:25: Wait a minute, John.

00:36:27: Did you actually read this feat to us before?

00:36:30: The worm form You take on the form of a purple warm or transform into humanoid Worm hybrid.

00:36:37: retain your own head but with a worms body and transforming it in to a huge battle for It's your hand on a gigantic work.

00:36:47: potentially yes That should be.

00:36:51: chooses that.

00:36:51: if he chooses

00:36:51: yeah It basically turns into a. was it book three book third Book of Dune or something where the one yeah, I think comes to

00:36:58: freaking

00:36:59: shine sandworm.

00:37:00: Oh I would say spoiler but that's so weird that everybody should know about That before you really

00:37:06: mean its on the cover?

00:37:08: But is either that are you know like Nagas how they're like there?

00:37:10: like snakey people with like people heads people faces.

00:37:13: oh, okay So you pop out in front of the wall force and Gashado Kuro is just like just continue slashing at the wall trying to get you.

00:37:27: All right, yeah

00:37:28: That's what I'm gonna do because i don't think...I am not fighting this thing by myself!

00:37:34: From there it comes to would be the guest turn but he does something that you dont know.

00:37:44: The gashado kuro continues slashing He slashes twice and then he seems to retreat into the south.

00:37:58: All right!

00:38:05: So, make sure that's out of vision for you... I think he is so big.

00:38:13: i think Sandor can still see him.

00:38:17: You could feel like hit at very corner on his token John but tell it went South in this giant cavern area.

00:38:28: No,

00:38:28: oh no he's gonna

00:38:29: loop around.

00:38:30: Oh

00:38:30: probably You

00:38:33: know.

00:38:33: it comes to Ambrose.

00:38:34: Ambros how long does the wall of force last

00:38:36: a minute?

00:38:38: Okay So we are on.

00:38:41: we're all round six.

00:38:42: I don't know when I think you cast.

00:38:43: they run

00:38:44: two.

00:38:45: yeah after I got Bodies thorn at me that's what I throw it up

00:38:49: there.

00:38:49: That's that's a fair.

00:38:50: that's fair.

00:38:50: so man.

00:38:50: I mean just which is happens that way.

00:38:53: so What do you guys want to do for the next?

00:39:00: Uh, thirty seconds or so that this is up?

00:39:03: A little bit more than that.

00:39:04: Thirty-six seconds?

00:39:05: Um... Ooh!

00:39:07: This gives us an

00:39:08: opportunity.

00:39:12: So Kelly you're probably gonna retch again right?

00:39:16: Oh I'm good He's fine

00:39:17: now.

00:39:18: Oh it was only just the one.

00:39:18: Okay

00:39:19: Yeah he threw up on you and he was fine.

00:39:22: I thought we had like oh yeah We have ten lesser elixirs of life.

00:39:31: I think i might chug a couple of those since we have ten at them.

00:39:40: Would you allow me to

00:39:41: kind of item,

00:39:43: like action max my turn and pull out two potions with the single-action?

00:39:49: And then drink em' with the next two?

00:39:52: I mean, yeah.

00:39:52: Like i said if you guys have thirty six seconds or so Yeah, okay?

00:39:56: So

00:39:57: tell me generally what do y'all want to do?

00:39:59: I'm gonna burn through a couple potions.

00:40:05: Okay

00:40:07: one my turn though...I Have an idea.

00:40:09: Let's see If I can

00:40:10: taunt this

00:40:11: bastard

00:40:11: back here Uh..so

00:40:16: I don't cast the spell called.

00:40:17: uh Well actually I'll just project

00:40:21: it.

00:40:21: Okay.

00:40:23: All right, so Ambrose he kind of stands in the middle of a room and then

00:40:28: you

00:40:29: people can see him.

00:40:31: Kai cups his hands around this mouth for a second And then like takes them away and then all of a sudden it's just like a booming voice goes.

00:40:39: Why didn't realize schools were such cowards?

00:40:41: Like this running away pitiful between our tail between your legs Of course You're so bloody weak And he's clasting bullhorn and using

00:40:53: demoralized.

00:40:54: Okay, all right.

00:40:58: So demoralize I

00:41:00: think would be.

00:41:04: Actually probably...I'd roll intimidation for that maybe?

00:41:07: Sure Because i'm figuring in this case That hes running away but I thought This whole thing was trying to.

00:41:15: The ghouls

00:41:16: outside are also trying To figure out whats going

00:41:18: on.

00:41:19: Yeah, they were giving you guys leeway because it appears that he was

00:41:24: challenging.

00:41:25: Yep

00:41:26: this leader of Innocence

00:41:28: and we're calling him a coward!

00:41:30: Yeah I call them a coward yep demoralized which would be intimidation.

00:41:33: so... And He is saying This in A necronal So using It in the mother tongue as well

00:41:41: yeah?

00:41:42: So Intimidation plus twenty seven That Is a forty four.

00:41:49: Okay,

00:41:52: and let me say what Bullhorn does at this point because... Bullhorn?

00:42:00: It's heightened.

00:42:01: Because it is a cantrip!

00:42:04: Oh my god.

00:42:06: For duration your voice can be heard loudly clearly by all listeners within one mile.

00:42:13: What?!

00:42:16: A mile through a cave.

00:42:17: Oh my

00:42:18: gosh Even if the other ambient noise would otherwise block the sound despite The volume this does not make your voice jarring or distracting at all.

00:42:25: This does not increase the range.

00:42:26: our area of other auditory linguistic effects and physical barrier such as walls indoors still will block.

00:42:33: but If the cave system is linked

00:42:36: And

00:42:37: Also, we'll get a plus one status bonus to checks two cores an Auditory performance checks perform in large venue.

00:42:43: I mean You

00:42:45: know, if that were applicable.

00:42:47: Um... So you're not sure what happens to this gasp?

00:42:51: Oh yeah!

00:42:51: But do hear from behind as some of the ghouls we are sort-of waiting for would happen and can hear them shuffle a bit or something like that.

00:43:03: Seems to say you scared the heck out of them.

00:43:05: Oh my gosh.

00:43:08: I have question about my drain condition.

00:43:11: is it tied with

00:43:12: slow?

00:43:14: As long as I'm drained, I'm slowed.

00:43:15: Like

00:43:16: how long am i slow?

00:43:18: That would have been from his paralysis.

00:43:27: No that's not that.

00:43:29: Yeah because the paralysis is just paralyzed.

00:43:34: So the slow might be for like a minute or something.

00:43:38: Well you got slowed.

00:43:41: You got slowed by something else and I remember what it was.

00:43:51: Yeah, so you wouldn't be slowed now because the stench is gone and I would have sent me past at this point.

00:44:06: That would just leave my drain condition.

00:44:09: And in

00:44:10: that case...I'm going to attempt a battle medicine

00:44:15: check on myself.

00:44:19: Drain might feel like thing.

00:44:20: we need full rest on Well....or?

00:44:24: Tell me I'm wrong.

00:44:26: You're wrong, tell me i'm wrong.

00:44:29: Let's see how this battle medicine trick goes

00:44:31: first.

00:44:33: And let's see...I

00:44:34: can get an attempt to the...let's say I have a plus twenty-five.

00:44:40: Oh gosh It's like if I just....if I..the master DC is

00:44:44: thirty

00:44:45: We'll just need five.

00:44:47: But that was what we were talking about.

00:44:49: So I correct I will take less HP, and i'll just go for the expert

00:44:54: DC of a dc one which

00:44:56: is like it's an automatic unless.

00:44:58: I'm not

00:44:59: even going to say Oh

00:45:01: my gosh!

00:45:02: Of course I get a nat-twenty

00:45:06: For a

00:45:07: moment.

00:45:07: that could have went either way else half you expecting.

00:45:09: oh natural one okay

00:45:12: right.

00:45:14: So I got four D eight plus ten cutter gone.

00:45:18: forty eight plus thirty however

00:45:21: Um...

00:45:23: This level, Garn has officially had a crisis of faith.

00:45:31: And now that he's finally come to terms with the fact

00:45:37: that Gorm is just

00:45:38: dead right?

00:45:41: I don't have a

00:45:44: patron duty anymore.

00:45:45: so i took godless healing.

00:45:51: What is happening?

00:45:53: So Garn patches up his wound just trying to restore some HP, and as he's doing that...

00:46:01: His drain

00:46:02: condition

00:46:03: goes away

00:46:04: too.

00:46:07: Because godless healing on its own doesn't give me the ability to take away that condition.

00:46:15: however I also have Paragon Battle Medicine which says if i have a Godless Healing Feet A target stupefied or drain conditioned by one if I successfully use battle

00:46:27: medicine.

00:46:28: Oh my gosh.

00:46:29: Yeah It's sick.

00:46:32: that lined up really well for you, huh?

00:46:33: Yes it did.

00:46:35: So

00:46:37: patching yourself up crying people like go to

00:46:39: death.

00:46:41: And

00:46:42: i think the way i'd like to play is that like the eminence Is like reinvigorating My lost figure.

00:46:54: Okay,

00:46:54: yeah.

00:46:58: So that is.

00:46:59: I chugged a couple potions and he hatched myself little bit up a little bit.

00:47:05: If anyone else

00:47:06: wants

00:47:08: A potion we have eight

00:47:10: more.

00:47:13: Yeah so let's see That was with two rounds of to run the work too.

00:47:15: I guess right now okay Make sure you guys remember all your like buffs stuff Like because i knew some of them were for a minute.

00:47:26: but I guess just like make sure that none of those are going to end and stuff.

00:47:30: How

00:47:33: much time goes by?

00:47:37: You have... See it's round six, you casted on around two so four rounds had passed.

00:47:46: So yeah, whatever you can do in six rounds

00:47:51: Yeah think my haste is probably gonna go away in a round after this or something.

00:47:56: Or did you do haste at the beginning right Kelly?

00:47:58: Yeah

00:48:00: haste and resilience will both be gone.

00:48:05: I will still have haste

00:48:07: from Mark.

00:48:08: Yeah, yeah Oh, yep.

00:48:10: Yep Wow, so

00:48:13: getting those checking those off

00:48:15: a little there...

00:48:18: I think in that case i'm gonna chug two more lesser looks of life because having no one else clean themselves or

00:48:24: chugging All right.

00:48:29: What else guys?

00:48:29: We got like four and more rounds or something.

00:48:33: position myself like in the back of the room

00:48:37: and

00:48:38: I want to cast

00:48:38: a spell when i start seeing

00:48:39: things but okay.

00:48:41: I don't

00:48:41: really have any other props.

00:48:42: uh,I'm going to move into this

00:48:45: wall.

00:48:47: Okay so you're gonna be on the wall to the south?

00:48:50: Yep!

00:48:51: Not too deep in...

00:48:53: Yeah yeah just-to be ready.

00:48:58: That's for the next four rounds from me, from everybody else.

00:49:01: He'll do the same exact thing he did before or you will just keep taunting.

00:49:04: I mean

00:49:04: okay at this point like every time these days it Yeah, well see no one's else approaching?

00:49:10: I believe we won this victory.

00:49:13: Now here is a thing and that big bony man with you as well.

00:49:16: I mean hey might as Well come down our side because

00:49:19: your no

00:49:19: factless leader And people Just keep Intimidating.

00:49:26: i mean

00:49:27: yeah much as he does God damn.

00:49:30: That was a natural twenty by the way, so that's a forty seven.

00:49:35: Okay All right

00:49:41: And he will have Luca ready in action case anything pops up

00:49:46: to immediately swing.

00:49:47: all right I chugged two more potions.

00:49:54: Yeah like

00:49:54: they think about potions is it takes so much action economy?

00:49:57: To use?

00:49:59: you know

00:50:00: I don't.

00:50:00: so

00:50:01: I'm like almost back up to full and we still have four lessers, And We Have Four Moderates.

00:50:06: i didn't take any of the moderates.

00:50:08: So The Moderates are... Those Are Massive!

00:50:11: That's a three d eight

00:50:12: plus

00:50:12: ten.

00:50:13: Yeah those are juicy.

00:50:15: yeah.

00:50:15: so i left this one.

00:50:16: Okay The Garns look pretty

00:50:18: good.

00:50:19: If you guys don't have anything else then i will Take Down The Wall if You're Cool With It.

00:50:25: oh yeah i'd also probably position myself

00:50:26: more in front.

00:50:27: That's it.

00:50:28: Yeah, okay to be

00:50:29: where the wall disappears.

00:50:33: Shield raised at the ready.

00:50:36: Okay The Wall Disappears.

00:50:44: So all Too bad.

00:50:46: I can't skip until like a couple of rounds in but i'll leave It around six.

00:50:51: so we just We Just Know what's Like Ahead Of that.

00:50:53: yeah um?

00:50:55: The Gast Comes Walking out of the room to the north.

00:51:01: Garner, you can kind-of see it?

00:51:02: Where he's at right yeah.

00:51:06: So here comes walking out of the Room To The South and He appears to have Somebody's arm or leg probably a good meaty femur You know thigh.

00:51:17: And just like You're going to be my next meal

00:51:26: You finally decided to show your cowardly face.

00:51:29: I say

00:51:31: Only so I could

00:51:32: eat yours.

00:51:33: Valrock is hungry, fresh

00:51:36: flesh.

00:51:39: His name's Valwong.

00:51:40: everyone decided to hug the third person.

00:51:44: Jake really wanted us to know his name.

00:51:48: Jake's tired

00:51:49: of having naïve tags and all those characters!

00:51:51: He never

00:51:52: asked his name!

00:51:55: You're gonna talk the most intelligent wizard and he's just going to be like, foul gold wizard does not like this.

00:52:07: So one action to walk up Eden And then he is going to burrow and that Is what?

00:52:20: He does.

00:52:21: and Then from the south you can see the gush of dokuro comes running up as well.

00:52:30: Let's see, it has a speed on this dang thing.

00:52:35: Got long

00:52:35: legs!

00:52:36: It does have very long legs.

00:52:41: Basic speed though.

00:52:42: so... However I need as it begins to approach.

00:52:52: There is an aura about it.

00:52:56: You feel like You feel empty inside in a way, and I'll explain it when we...when it becomes relevant.

00:53:02: But there's something emanating off of this creature.

00:53:06: Oh

00:53:06: no!

00:53:06: It help us.

00:53:07: feels as if my own aura is being farmed by him.

00:53:12: Wait wait wait!

00:53:13: Not that close?

00:53:15: Yeah

00:53:16: back up because i got reach.

00:53:18: baby

00:53:19: oh okay you're doing your- I've got that reach

00:53:21: a little closer.

00:53:25: What is your reach dammit?

00:53:26: It's ten feet.

00:53:29: Not that close, not that far?

00:53:30: Yeah.

00:53:31: so like I said i was ready for this and... ...I have a ten foot reach because of my compliant

00:53:38: gold

00:53:39: which the eminence grants me that reach And I will strike out with bludgeoning.

00:53:49: mind you This is Warhammer.

00:53:51: Oh man Black Oak Workshop, you never let me down!

00:53:54: Except I got that nap one.

00:53:56: And that is a... forty to hit.

00:54:00: That is it?

00:54:01: On this thing

00:54:02: Yes It Is.

00:54:05: Now i'm rolling my D-Eight My Bloodstone D-Ate and then my Fairy.

00:54:15: Oh wait no..I have a ton more damage.

00:54:18: This isn't one that's resistant to

00:54:21: holy damage.

00:54:22: It doesn't have any weaknesses.

00:54:25: Remember there's no resistance to holding

00:54:26: it?

00:54:26: Yeah, No resistance

00:54:27: to it which is what important.

00:54:32: Alright

00:54:34: so I got the force damage Correct eye Force Damage.

00:54:40: Then i Have

00:54:41: Spirit

00:54:42: Damage.

00:54:44: Okay Man that's great but thats okay.

00:54:51: So twenty points of the Lugming

00:54:53: Damage.

00:54:55: You cracked this thing in like ten feet away from you And

00:55:00: its

00:55:01: a femur.

00:55:01: Yeah, and all right.

00:55:06: And he crits so

00:55:07: it can complete his

00:55:08: movement.

00:55:10: It will actually stay there however because it has a tempo.

00:55:12: reach with its face as it reaches down two bites you

00:55:16: on your head.

00:55:17: No!

00:55:20: Joll attack going out on you is

00:55:24: a forty-two to hit?

00:55:25: A forty... yeah that hits.

00:55:27: Well if he was gonna stop there then Tim doesn't get me

00:55:29: anywhere.

00:55:31: Well, it's true I guess.

00:55:32: Oh

00:55:32: he plunged head-he'dle sleep?

00:55:36: Also well if you didn't know

00:55:38: so Jake made his movement seem

00:55:39: like a was.

00:55:41: I did but then I realized that needed me to.

00:55:43: but um Damage is going to be Thirty three points of piercing damage Right on top.

00:55:57: yet Mind you this thing is huge Like the hits its head as bigger than you.

00:56:02: oh Um, but it is out of actions as it tries to like

00:56:07: chill block chill block.

00:56:08: Oh yeah you go too.

00:56:09: Yeah So thirty three.

00:56:09: It's eight teens eighteen to both.

00:56:14: Okay nice Ambrose it is your turn okay?

00:56:20: Uh so this big old boy is here And I wish i had another old horse.

00:56:26: uh that'd been funny.

00:56:27: um He do have some except

00:56:38: barn is right there Darn his front

00:56:42: center yet.

00:56:43: Well, I mean it could work.

00:56:45: But at the same time if I might do for something else The problem being is that I am It's like half of stuff i have as mental and I'm pretty sure you said they're immune to mental stuff.

00:57:00: They are ain't

00:57:02: no brain in that skull

00:57:04: yeah but

00:57:04: still like

00:57:07: they can.

00:57:09: Now I don't see any immunities too mental.

00:57:12: I'll tell you, because it's undead.

00:57:15: so they all have the same stuff.

00:57:17: but like bleed death effects disease paralyzed poison and unconscious.

00:57:21: So unless that is one of those

00:57:25: That work effectively for this thing Oh okay i mean could just might screw over everyone else Like how a habit of summoning stuff affects everybody.

00:57:39: It happens The the friendly fire on things is kind

00:57:43: of funny.

00:57:43: It is I mean sometimes it works better, but in this case that I'm dealing with two undead doesn't exactly Okay.

00:57:52: so you have that one picture dick.

00:57:56: Oh

00:57:57: From where?

00:57:57: Uh...the one I sent you on discord Of That One Particular Creature.

00:58:01: Oh snap!

00:58:03: That one yes

00:58:04: Yes.

00:58:04: So Um Ambrose right now he's on cast use three actions and he is going to start something, something.

00:58:13: And a cloud of bats

00:58:15: starts appearing

00:58:17: as they funnel down right

00:58:23: near

00:58:23: it.

00:58:24: so... Okay!

00:58:25: ...and

00:58:26: you can put this lovely

00:58:30: look at this pretty lady.

00:58:33: yes ooh she's a vampire.

00:58:36: Yes She Is It is a vampire some kind.

00:58:39: Happy Halloween everybody happy halloween.

00:58:41: It was always hallowee in the book.

00:58:44: Yeah,

00:58:45: it is.

00:58:45: Basically

00:58:45: yes!

00:58:46: But in Necrol he starts talking and you might pick out one word of anything that says... Oh, there's Anthea?

00:58:55: There you are.

00:58:56: I wonder if your beginning to know all my calls.

00:59:00: And so

00:59:03: she immediately when she gets summoned She is going to

00:59:08: cast

00:59:08: a Burst behind the gasha door.

00:59:15: um how do I say it, Gashatakoro

00:59:19: yes

00:59:19: right back here as a fireball gets let

00:59:23: out.

00:59:24: ah okay

00:59:26: yeah.

00:59:26: so it's going to have to make a. let's see what's reflexes.

00:59:32: uh reflex is uh thirty four total.

00:59:36: oh unfortunately that does make it but okay fireball still.

00:59:45: So

00:59:46: immediately the summons to

00:59:52: a sixty six.

01:00:05: That would be only fifteen points of damage.

01:00:11: Okay,

01:00:11: actually it wasn't a bad roll but half.

01:00:14: It's fifteen points fire

01:00:16: which oh so wait?

01:00:20: So, and then it did have resistance to fire.

01:00:23: Right?

01:00:24: It sort of just gets

01:00:25: singed on in our body.

01:00:28: Okay And that's all you're doing.

01:00:31: yes okay I need you.

01:00:33: uh i guess Hugh & Lucas since both your turn ends.

01:00:39: um...I Need You To Make Fortitude Saves As you are standing around this gushatokoro and there is something in the pit of your

01:00:48: stomach.

01:00:50: Wait, do I have to make that too?

01:00:52: At the end of your turn you will.

01:00:54: Oh That's right yours was a

01:00:56: Yeah, yeah he used reaction.

01:00:58: so

01:01:01: Character sheet come back.

01:01:06: Okay So four two third

01:01:08: yep

01:01:09: okay My best save Natural twenty on one of them, so i think they'll be Luca and A thirty-four

01:01:20: for Ambrose.

01:01:24: Okay, you are your both fine But you feel this like knowing hunger.

01:01:33: It's like hunger paying.

01:01:34: You know what I mean?

01:01:35: You start to like feel that doesn't didn't bother you yet.

01:01:38: Yeah, but you're feeling it okay.

01:01:41: Next is gone.

01:01:42: Ok

01:01:43: Garn

01:01:44: has got the eminence in the Titans barricade and i think he's going To try to crack good old mountain on this thing Frasier man,

01:01:58: it is mountainous.

01:01:59: It's Mountain S and let's get like a workshop not letting me down with a thirty nine.

01:02:10: Thirty-nine is hit.

01:02:11: okay good I went through

01:02:13: all

01:02:14: that.

01:02:14: unless we don't

01:02:16: He did they do it again.

01:02:17: Man, I forgot.

01:02:18: this is just like additional... Like listen to it.

01:02:21: It's like your additional spirit.

01:02:22: damage is a plus four for every weapon dice and if you're level ten at the end two extra dice?

01:02:29: So come on!

01:02:30: Is

01:02:30: there way to make that so

01:02:31: simple?!

01:02:32: So i got an extra two d eight which is sick

01:02:37: And

01:02:39: For each of those weapon dice I get

01:02:43: An extra plus six.

01:02:47: Put the icons eminence.

01:02:53: Yeah, it's just stacking dice cheese.

01:02:54: I know that's why so much of them in The Force.

01:02:56: and then the spear

01:02:57: damage.

01:02:58: Okay Alright let's get a damage.

01:03:01: Oh you're going okay Hey!

01:03:04: Okay

01:03:05: decent

01:03:06: rolls no once like i'm used to such a slew

01:03:08: of ones Just so many

01:03:12: ones.

01:03:12: Forty three forty six Points of damage and legend

01:03:29: yes,

01:03:30: and that was two actions.

01:03:31: my eminence shifts into the victor's crown And I oh no.

01:03:39: I can't do

01:03:40: that.

01:03:44: So just keep in mind that because it's in my victors

01:03:46: crown

01:03:50: Whenever an enemy successfully strikes you.

01:03:52: okay, so that'll happen.

01:03:55: It'll happen if it tricks me.

01:03:58: and then last action ratio

01:03:59: turn over.

01:04:00: Okay At the end of your term, please make me afforded

01:04:04: to see a farm hogger.

01:04:11: Oh I might be hungry like The Wolf.

01:04:13: That's at thirty

01:04:15: three Thirty-three you're fine actually all right You are okay little

01:04:21: peckish maybe.

01:04:22: Yeah Your start like i said there was like hunger pangs or like yeah kind of like Go for a steak right now.

01:04:30: Ambrose, did you finish your sandwich?

01:04:33: You're not getting it.

01:04:36: It was mine!

01:04:37: You can't

01:04:37: even tell Luca.

01:04:38: he's just doing that with his mouth.

01:04:40: You see Garn is a little

01:04:41: dirty

01:04:42: and cranky.

01:04:46: You take that back!

01:04:47: There's this bullhorn...

01:04:48: Okay after your turn comes to Kezra.

01:04:58: Okay, I am Nothing's really around me yet.

01:05:08: So Kessler is going to summon his wings.

01:05:13: Dragon Wings come out and he will fly up to the to this The ceiling.

01:05:21: okay so it doesn't get fucked by these

01:05:24: burrowing ghouls.

01:05:26: Big problem here yeah.

01:05:29: And

01:05:29: last action He Will.

01:05:34: He'll cast

01:05:34: a shield For purpose that you are.

01:05:40: ceiling heights average twenty feet,

01:05:41: so your yep

01:05:42: when twenty feet up.

01:05:43: ish At the end of your term.

01:05:45: Please make me afford to save.

01:05:53: oh No

01:05:57: Twenty-eight.

01:05:58: That is a fail on failure.

01:06:03: creature becomes fatigued and You take twenty four points of damage.

01:06:12: Oh

01:06:13: fuck that.

01:06:18: Well, I probably should ask if you want to do this here at point

01:06:19: first.

01:06:22: Fine!

01:06:23: I won't do that

01:06:23: here on point... I should have said something like that.

01:06:26: Sorry.

01:06:26: Yes, Kenny don't

01:06:27: use really good points of damage.

01:06:31: Let me say those two.

01:06:33: Damage and fatigue?

01:06:37: Damage or fatigue a creature takes from this aura cannot be healed until you eat a

01:06:43: full meal.

01:06:44: That's the good thing.

01:06:45: we got a cauldron soup.

01:06:49: That was right.

01:06:53: But so he flies up and all of a sudden you guys see Kezra as he's flying.

01:06:57: All the sudden, his stomach just racks right at me.

01:07:03: I need dino nuggies?

01:07:09: Yeah.

01:07:09: So Just i guess keep that twenty four damage off to the side or something like That.

01:07:14: i wish there was A way To do it.

01:07:15: Like.

01:07:17: You know like you can't heal that back.

01:07:19: you Know what i mean?

01:07:22: Not that we have like a dedicated healer per se, but it's like... That's the damage just will knock you out.

01:07:29: After your turn It comes to probably the hungriest one of all.

01:07:33: Sandworm is going to explode under this wall and flank

01:07:41: with

01:07:42: Old Garned boy here And then I'm gonna start bludgeoning.

01:07:47: I was gonna say if he goes are flanking this gusha do Kuroo now?

01:07:51: Yep

01:07:57: That will be a thirty seven to hit.

01:08:00: that is it.

01:08:03: That is twenty points of legend

01:08:05: damage, okay?

01:08:07: And second hit That's fourteen on the dive for thirty four

01:08:16: Thirty-four.

01:08:18: that has given me a miss.

01:08:19: Oh wait sorry

01:08:21: I'm flanking.

01:08:22: you are flanking.

01:08:22: so yeah hold

01:08:23: on I do not have my reach

01:08:27: any longer because

01:08:27: they shifted my eminence.

01:08:30: Okay, thanks

01:08:32: to him

01:08:34: again.

01:08:38: Is it things?

01:08:39: he's got a plan for

01:08:39: you?

01:08:41: That is my turn then.

01:08:42: second one.

01:08:43: Yeah It's really funny that I played for six years somebody who just ran up and hit things And now i'm doing it again.

01:08:51: You know we will have this old habits keep coming.

01:08:56: back comes through the gas term.

01:09:00: Let me see what his burrow speed is first off.

01:09:03: Probably look baby.

01:09:06: No, no luckily not!

01:09:11: Let's see how far he can get... All right He has moved somewhere.

01:09:30: you do know the arrow.

01:09:31: You did not know where.

01:09:32: yet It comes to the Dasha Dokuro turn and it will go on the worm.

01:09:40: Makes sense

01:09:44: Turn on the worm.

01:09:46: Um, ooh actually hold up.

01:09:52: Do you want to get that GC plus two if he hit me?

01:09:56: No what I do want to do though is Let me Get

01:10:04: a tool out.

01:10:06: First thing out there should be like and another dash of guru comes around

01:10:10: And another one!

01:10:11: I don't think two of them could exist in one area

01:10:16: So much so much I

01:10:18: think they would kill each other to be honest,

01:10:21: so what he needs?

01:10:22: To do is.

01:10:23: He needs to take a step towards God.

01:10:30: The the creature doesn't boy so you need to take it.

01:10:34: step up and then he's going to rear his head back And breeze and bones first comes forming out of this mouth in just cover the entire inside of this cavern.

01:10:50: So, uh... so it's gonna get everybody.

01:10:58: let me see I think its going to be like that.

01:11:06: Dang!

01:11:06: That seems right.

01:11:08: Yeah yeah okay It is only thirty- oh no hold on Let me see.

01:11:12: Oh

01:11:13: i'm out.

01:11:14: I was just about say you might have been out a bit but im trying to keep in it.

01:11:18: Im trying too well I don't know if I can.

01:11:24: Does suck.

01:11:26: to suck that is true

01:11:27: I'm speaking

01:11:29: isn't possible.

01:11:30: To do it from a corner like in an angle, you know saying?

01:11:34: That's the thing right.

01:11:35: uh If I do if i'd do It Like like that From that from that Angle You Know I'm Saying

01:11:41: you can Do

01:11:42: that.

01:11:43: okay all Right.

01:11:44: so it's Gonna get Garn The Pretty Lady Ambrose and Kezra because I think These are up-in-the-air.

01:11:52: I don't Think that it cone.

01:11:53: yeah Up And Down

01:11:55: Up and

01:11:55: down Left and Right.

01:11:56: Okay, so I need everybody except for Luca and Sandor to make me the Reflex saves.

01:12:09: There's this cone of bone shards come swarming.

01:12:14: it's late.

01:12:14: They're like sticking in the back wall or stick into you guys.

01:12:29: Let's go in order here.

01:12:31: Darn, would you get thirty?

01:12:33: Thirty that is a fail.

01:12:37: Yeah let's do pretty lady first to vampire.

01:12:41: she got thirty

01:12:43: as well.

01:12:43: it was a fail.

01:12:45: uh kevser what'd ya get?

01:12:46: twenty four That is going.

01:12:49: ah I'm not giving the answer because i was really low.

01:13:03: sorry im just gonna take

01:13:05: Okay, the square field and then Ambrose.

01:13:10: thirty two

01:13:12: fail.

01:13:13: Oh

01:13:13: my gosh.

01:13:15: So this is going to be fifty seven points of piercing.

01:13:20: oh Just covering the entire back wall in each of you guys With these bones.

01:13:30: first just dig into

01:13:31: you in on ground in the ceiling It's Kesar still up after taking a hundred and fourteen points of damage.

01:13:39: Yep OK,

01:13:42: it hurt though.

01:13:45: Yeah?

01:13:48: So after this creature covers the entire back wall just screams in anger and you can feel just a starvation aura around it just sucking all dry with that.

01:14:04: I'll see guys next time.

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