00:00:30: If you have been on social media lately and are in the gaming or sci-fi movie sort of hemisphere You have seen The new pod racing game that has come out, and it looks so So good.
00:00:44: I don't know if you guys played the was at the N sixty four.
00:00:48: That had the first one we play.
00:00:50: Oh yeah a lot to that game.
00:00:52: It was difficult really hard II think.
00:00:55: I think what was Like good about it was the fact that they captured speed well.
00:01:00: Yes, I think they captured the volatility and the uncontrollability of like going like That.
00:01:06: high have liked those G's you know what?
00:01:08: I mean It's just like impossible to control.
00:01:10: Well And i will say The game had an s-tier sound.
00:01:14: um yes Yeah yeah that i did.
00:01:17: the game didn't even Have To look great because everything is Going too fucking fast for You to see anything anyway.
00:01:22: So But man, yeah.
00:01:25: I've loved it.
00:01:26: There's that one character bitty blah who is apparently just like the adored by all.
00:01:31: His name was bitty blaze.
00:01:32: put some respect on his names whatever.
00:01:34: sorry I played the game yet.
00:01:39: No That's one of the games that have been like.
00:01:40: i should buy it now.
00:01:42: i probably should.
00:01:42: ah can't.
00:01:44: but if Yeah, i've almost bought at three times no And I'm just like, hmm.
00:01:51: I want this game but also have to buy groceries?
00:01:54: Yeah it's a new Padra racing game yeah and It looks gorgeous spiritual successor.
00:02:01: do the end-to-end sixty four Game?
00:02:04: yeah But like that you can.
00:02:07: You could do all sorts of customizations stuff Like That and like for what i've seen too they is not Just like The Pod Racing with like the chariot style.
00:02:14: They Also Have What Actually Just Looks like you know, regular Star Wars land vehicles or like hoverland vehicles.
00:02:21: Which is which kind of reminds me if anybody knows anything about like nice the older public like swoop racing um...which was the drag racing that they had in those games.
00:02:30: so I think it's reminiscent to that too.
00:02:32: but another S tier game right there?
00:02:34: Another one yeah.
00:02:38: Side note unfortunately Bioware is closing.
00:02:39: i don't know if anyone else saw all that boo!
00:02:42: So we'll never get into the co-tour.
00:02:46: Let somebody else fix it up, but we'll see.
00:02:49: But anyway.
00:02:49: so the reason why I bring this up is because besides everybody wanting to pilot a pod you know do go into pod racing and design your own pod race or stuff like that.
00:03:03: what Is a vehicle?
00:03:05: That you've always wanted?
00:03:06: to pile It in sci-fi or fantasy?
00:03:10: well i'll stick right In Star Wars The Death Star The whole thing.
00:03:17: I want to drive it.
00:03:18: I wanna shoot the big gun.
00:03:22: It's that's no moon, it's a moon That's John's car.
00:03:29: What do you at least put guardrails in the laser?
00:03:31: So those guys can ruin the ambiance.
00:03:36: Giant pitfalls to death are part of the charm.
00:03:39: there ain't?
00:03:39: no OSHA on this space station.
00:03:41: Oh Shane got no place on this Space Station.
00:03:48: I, uh...I'm sticking to Star Wars too because i thinking of the speeders from The Forest Mood of Endor.
00:03:54: Oh yeah that's sick you know.
00:03:56: The only death machines?
00:03:58: Dude!
00:03:59: They are absolutely but they make a cool sound.
00:04:03: as it tickles inside my brain until I heard Don't know when your birthday is I'm gonna get you an e-bike with a like a pod speaker that just plays out soundtrack by driving around.
00:04:19: That's a good idea.
00:04:21: Yeah, yeah.
00:04:22: also You don't want my birthdays?
00:04:24: No, I don't gun to my head.
00:04:26: I couldn't tell you one.
00:04:26: most of my family's.
00:04:27: I think I knew where it went.
00:04:30: It isn't July first.
00:04:35: Yes The exact middle of the year.
00:04:37: nice.
00:04:38: Now you'll never forget.
00:04:39: I'm going to ask in two weeks what my birthday is, if you remember?
00:04:42: He won't.
00:04:43: I won't!
00:04:45: Party for God by the way.
00:04:49: Well i'm gonna make a hard pivot from Star Wars and actually have always wanted to drive the SLOW also known as the super luxurious omnidirectional witchmajigger From The Cat In The Hat Universe.
00:05:06: Oh, yes!
00:05:07: I think it's so freaking cool.
00:05:09: It looks amazing like it looked so sleek has got the African mahogany paneling.
00:05:16: its got that aluminum finish with rivets.
00:05:18: he's got this swirly witch midjigger on the front.
00:05:20: thats probably for hypnotizing people before they get skewered by his lance-like bulb and have a bunch of tubes.
00:05:29: Yeah, those what that does.
00:05:31: You know this it is.
00:05:31: I guess you can actually see It.
00:05:33: i was like trying to look at up a little bit because i wanted To get the name exactly right?
00:05:37: Um it cost one point two million dollars to make just That car just that prop.
00:05:42: okay Just that it Actually works.
00:05:45: it Can drive up to forty seven miles per hour and yeah And it Is on display in The volo auto museum In volo illinois.
00:05:54: however The Museum is temporarily closed.
00:05:59: I'm honestly just glad somebody made it.
00:06:02: I know, that means there's no security guards.
00:06:04: go get your car Yeah or theres one security guard?
00:06:06: You're right.
00:06:08: This is my chance Tim.
00:06:09: you can walk in and have a tendency to do this.
00:06:12: It looks closed.
00:06:13: Do what you do.
00:06:15: Something gave me a small child But i just suspect the thing Or say this isn't a barbecue place.
00:06:23: I was looking for a place to rock my baby to sleep.
00:06:27: It just always loves driving in cars.
00:06:30: You walk over the car seat?
00:06:33: I'm not going to now start my baby, it's gonna be stupid.
00:06:36: I've slept for weeks!
00:06:37: No one can sleep at a car and super luxurious underjection water.
00:06:41: but you know... They also have like uh a lifelike cat-in-the-hat figure encased in glass next to it on display.
00:06:53: that cost twenty thousand dollars to make.
00:06:56: so not as expensive But still an investment for them.
00:06:59: What was it?
00:07:01: Who's the person who played, uh... The place to play him.
00:07:04: Mike Myers!
00:07:05: Yeah yeah yeah.
00:07:06: It looks like- You mean that movie?
00:07:10: That
00:07:11: one?!
00:07:11: Oh yeah, it's THAT one.
00:07:17: Okay So for one million and twenty thousand dollars you could ride that in the H of E lane all the time.
00:07:25: You'd be only going forty-six miles per hour or forty something.
00:07:35: I would pay a ridiculous amount of money to see Tim try this car and get the shit beaten down by Katnatt.
00:07:41: He comes alive!
00:07:42: Yep, he's...he is the security guard.
00:07:49: Oh my god.
00:07:52: Oh man yeah when it was about this topic i did not consider Katnett Dr Seuss vehicles but you're absolutely right those will be fun to drive.
00:08:04: Pivoting from that completely instead of Like I don't know like different space vehicles and stuff like that.
00:08:12: I'm kind Of like as soon as it starts reaching a difference, like uh A high speed i just kinda lose interest actually surprisingly.
00:08:20: So I'd rather go in the other direction.
00:08:22: so I am not The most well-versed in warhammer lore But in Warhammer for today?
00:08:30: I do like to Titans of the giant mechanical monstrosities.
00:08:37: The Adeptus Mechanicus.
00:08:39: Oh, my gosh!
00:08:41: I am sending a picture in the chat and i would love to help pilot one of these because that just looks so much fun.
00:08:50: yeah like the machines in Warhammer are so big you could spend your entire lifetime on them.
00:08:59: wow they're walking cities.
00:09:01: yes Yeah, like driving one of those be fantastic for me because Like at the same time I don't know just the rhythmic motion of it moving and stuff.
00:09:14: Like that I think That was what would appeal to mean most.
00:09:16: another fun fact The drivers or the pilots of these things are actually installed in these Machines.
00:09:23: yeah, so the youngest race in Warhammer is the towel.
00:09:27: They found a destroyed Titan and they realized that the pilot of the titan was older than the entire race with the towel Like ten thousand years old.
00:09:40: Yeah That's some metal shit right there.
00:09:43: I mean that's all at war hammer you know?
00:09:49: I'd be kicking it in the coolest coolest of all of yours.
00:09:52: I'll be The DeLorean from Back to the Futures II.
00:09:56: I'm not gonna lie, almost at the DeLore view?
00:10:00: Perfect!
00:10:00: Yeah we don't need roads.
00:10:02: Exactly yeah that is a quintessential sci-fi vehicle.
00:10:06: Nuclear powered... That one had the mister the Mr.
00:10:13: Adam or whatever it was, where he's just like putting garbage in and it would create fuel.
00:10:17: It fucking flies goes through time.
00:10:20: also to DeLorean which is one of the cooler cars ever made most iconic.
00:10:24: I mean hard to argue.
00:10:26: with a cooler more practical vehicle?
00:10:29: I would say like a Yeager from Pacific Rim but like One i have to share it with somebody.
00:10:34: And two there are not really many practical uses for a yeager unless theres fucking kaiju Just destroyed everything.
00:10:42: I just want to take a stroll.
00:10:45: Would be cool though, see your time traveling car and raise you giant laser move?
00:10:49: Although Mark chose a Titan which would like step on the Jagger so I don't know what.
00:10:53: again use that for other than world domination.
00:10:59: I'm just taking a stroll.
00:11:01: there is happens to being away as their problem.
00:11:05: Take us through the ocean.
00:11:10: Yeah, yeah the if I remember correctly.
00:11:12: I believe that The DeLorean was like not a like well received car or something.
00:11:18: No it's too expensive and non-practical to build.
00:11:21: It wasn't practical?
00:11:21: Or had you did some other issue for Something Like That?
00:11:26: Well Yeah You If Your Doors Go Up And It's Always Cool.
00:11:31: Also The Logic Doc Used He's Like If You're Gonna Make A Time Machine Why Would You Make Another DeLorian?
00:11:37: You know, I have to agree with you there.
00:11:43: But yeah so super cool stuff.
00:11:47: What's not so cool for you guys?
00:11:49: very cool from me was that cone of bone.
00:11:53: Oh god about the cone of bones.
00:11:55: Y'all got that cone a bone More like the cone getting boned.
00:12:00: That cone of giant worm didn't get boned That's true.
00:12:06: Only two of you did not get boned, and one was Luca a front-liner... ...and a giant worm!
00:12:16: Everybody else got boned.
00:12:19: So I want to know where is everybody sitting after that?
00:12:22: Because some guys failed.
00:12:25: Kezra critically fail which is devastating.
00:12:27: so we're going see what happens on his turn.
00:12:29: But actually let us just jump into this Ambrose.
00:12:33: it is your turn God damn it.
00:12:38: Oh, right that's right and I had my calculator up here For her by summon.
00:12:44: so now yes for your you're got to open.
00:12:48: Yeah So we Got all right?
00:12:54: So the fact is he took some damage.
00:12:56: I think that was the first damage He took this combat.
00:13:00: so he's good right now.
00:13:04: She I mean she's not doing well, but at the same time you a summon.
00:13:08: so yep That's it.
00:13:09: That's your job that is the job.
00:13:13: So what he is going to do?
00:13:17: But here's Here's the big issue You have.
00:13:22: I have to spend an action for her to stay on the field.
00:13:26: So what's gonna happen is I Don't want to leave Sam now Sandor Garn by himself up against this thing.
00:13:39: Happy no All right, so what's going to happen is that he's all sustained a spell for the summon?
00:13:54: Because The problem with summons.
00:13:57: Is that they only get two actions now?
00:13:58: yeah, yep So she does have spells but probably being Because the skeleton is immune to or not immune resistant, too.
00:14:15: I believe lightning fire The Skeleton the big Skelly punch.
00:14:20: he had resistance two cold electricity Fire piercing his lash.
00:14:26: It's like most of my kid.
00:14:28: Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:14:36: And here's a thing that it's not it's an immunity.
00:14:39: so it just resistances.
00:14:40: They work.
00:14:42: but you get your guy.
00:14:43: Yeah, that's still get anywhere with it.
00:14:46: I mean they make a save and then immediately.
00:14:49: It's like oh okay ten off of half.
00:14:51: Oh yeah That's what happened with your fireball earlier.
00:14:54: It was unfortunately saved.
00:14:58: So did he say that?
00:15:00: He was immune to?
00:15:03: Was it incapacitation traits?
00:15:07: uh-huh most undead are immune too.
00:15:09: bleed death effects disease paralysis poison in unconscious.
00:15:16: Well that okay, but could technically work though.
00:15:19: Okay because If it's a if its incapacitation Oh isn't capacitation different than Yeah?
00:15:31: incapacitation I think is different then.
00:15:35: But does that?
00:15:36: don't wait alright?
00:15:37: Sorry Is not the one like and they have to roll.
00:15:42: Yeah, that's the one they have to... Oh you have to critically succeed?
00:15:45: Yeah because it is yeah.
00:15:46: Because he has got like the one success higher.
00:15:49: Okay I Have an idea.
00:15:55: okay so what we're gonna do Is That?
00:16:00: So sustain the spell.
00:16:02: she is going To cast a Spell cuz.
00:16:07: She's within thirty feet here as A sickly green Dot is aimed.
00:16:16: Oh, okay.
00:16:17: This is a target one creature Is it?
00:16:26: Okay So was in feeble.
00:16:28: is that something I actually have to land the hit on?
00:16:30: or do they just make us?
00:16:32: if his raven rave and feebleman It's just infeal.
00:16:37: I believe this just gonna be saved then I think so as long within thirty feet.
00:16:43: defense for tooth save oh Then yeah, ok one days.
00:16:47: Oh Yeah, so yes she aims this like kind of green energy towards us.
00:16:52: Trying to drain the necrotic energy out of this thing, a bony fort you say?
00:16:59: Yeah, thirty seven.
00:17:03: All right.
00:17:05: How does the skeleton have that high afforded to save what he drinks milk?
00:17:13: You look behind him in the cave and there's much of milk cartons empty milk carton.
00:17:20: He was chugging it right before his foot.
00:17:22: Nobody ever predicts cave milk.
00:17:26: I'm invincible.
00:17:28: You see a bunch of like, uh Like what are those?
00:17:31: Those boxes that you can jump on?
00:17:33: It's apparently explosive and will help with bone density.
00:17:37: So we've just been really hitting the gym too.
00:17:39: Yeah yeah yeah.
00:17:40: Does this thing have legs or is it just a torso?
00:17:42: Uh i think its has legs.
00:17:45: Its to big for the token To fit all that.
00:17:51: Okay, so that does it succeeds.
00:17:54: quit six seeds actually.
00:17:55: So nothing happens.
00:17:57: wonderful Uh-huh?
00:17:58: What's gonna happen?
00:17:59: is That he just going to send Luca two the front lines?
00:18:03: okay right behind Garn Actually because I really wanted him but takes two actions or get up there as Oh cuz It's like just at a range for your free run.
00:18:18: Yeah Does look average Unless I made him big.
00:18:27: You don't have to make a big first, but you know what?
00:18:31: Oh shit oh no go back.
00:18:34: Uh i can do that.
00:18:35: uh i think wait god damn it man It's been awhile since i've done this.
00:18:41: Wait lifelinks yeah its two action thing.
00:18:43: okay What's gonna happen is lukas going over the front lines with because And that's all he could do.
00:18:53: Okay, at least if anything He can switch his combat instead of just him slashing damage.
00:18:58: He has a secondary Which will be punching okay?
00:19:02: So I'm very sorry but i need All three of your creatures to make me the forward to save the starvation aura again.
00:19:19: so I don't know how it's gonna affect the vampire Luka, but you obviously it's going to.
00:19:27: so what is that for today?
00:19:28: Yes.
00:19:29: Forty two saves It's not like Forty-two success for Luca and For Ambrose.
00:19:43: thirty six success She is probably not gonna do well on this one.
00:19:51: come on roll.
00:19:53: Oh yeah That's not good.
00:20:01: So that is a fail.
00:20:03: so you can put fatigued on her and she's gonna be taking twenty eight points of damage.
00:20:12: Yeah, yeah, I guess she looks at her enemies and realizes they don't have any blood.
00:20:19: She's in an undead area this kind of unfortunate.
00:20:27: It's all just milk.
00:20:31: So, you know what the worst part is?
00:20:32: All of the summons I could probably bring out would work against us at the same time.
00:20:37: so... I was trying to find one that's neutral.
00:20:40: Oh gotcha!
00:20:42: Okay after that it comes to Garn.
00:20:46: Alright, Garn gonna start off by raising his shield and then he is going issue a challenge to this creature.
00:20:58: The rest of the yo concerned to you.
00:21:01: You and I are locked.
00:21:02: We were destined for this fight since before you rose from the ground, I knew there's battle had come And i will be victorious!
00:21:11: And I transcend...and use only you & me.
00:21:15: So Jake just try Just TRY to move on somebody else.
00:21:18: I DARE YOU I triple dog.
00:21:21: dare you Just ignore that giant purple worm behind you.
00:21:24: Don't worry about it.
00:21:28: Ignore the worm behind the kitten.
00:21:32: There's never been any worms, The Worm is just a myth Sparking transcendence.
00:21:39: so that means Luca... You get thirty points two plus Double my level.
00:21:47: yep, thirty points Marking off this sheet.
00:21:52: Uh, I'm actually starting to track my eminence.
00:21:55: So... Oh!
00:21:56: I knew it was in the crown just because if i wasn't in the crowd that would have been further away.
00:22:01: but now is in my weapon and im going use my last action to strike out with some beautiful black oak workshop dice Because I get punished.
00:22:18: If I used any other die I'd be punished somehow.
00:22:20: Well, I think it's because they're official dice monsters.
00:22:22: Oh man well...I didn't roll so good so I don't know about that.
00:22:26: Uh, thirty-one.
00:22:29: Thirty one is a miss against the Dasha Dokuro.
00:22:32: Alright this my turn!
00:22:34: Okay uh right after Garen comes to Kezra how are you feeling?
00:22:43: I'm hurting.
00:22:44: um So i am going.
00:22:49: Pull a little kezra out of my pants and give him a good squeeze.
00:22:53: Give myself some healing.
00:22:56: I'll take care that on my own.
00:22:58: Yeah, he always does this in front people.
00:23:02: I don't think Garn has ever seen this.
00:23:08: What is he doing?
00:23:10: He's whipping at his purple worm.
00:23:19: At this level it is a seven d eight healing which is pretty nice.
00:23:28: Yeah, so wow that'll do me.
00:23:30: Pretty well.
00:23:32: And then I will cast a spell one action.
00:23:36: i will cast true target on This creature.
00:23:39: So Garn Luca Sandor all of you will have The effects of sure strike until the start of my next turn.
00:23:54: Wow, okay on your next attack versus this guy.
00:23:59: So Roll twice.
00:24:01: take the better of ignore circumstance penalties to For concealment and ship.
00:24:08: I can give it a one more person.
00:24:11: Should we get into your summon?
00:24:14: She gave him now.
00:24:17: Yeah, technically.
00:24:19: I don't know if we would share it but i think it'd be different.
00:24:23: It would actually.
00:24:25: so yeah sure, but?
00:24:27: Yeah give to you i'm not gonna attack this turn So there's no point in me taking that.
00:24:32: so i was so freaking excited i can Fracture the mountain on this thing.
00:24:37: its gone yep and then i'm just going to move.
00:24:42: When i moved back a bit get myself out of range with another fucking cone because That wasn't good.
00:24:49: And that's my turn, okay?
00:24:53: From there.
00:24:57: Oh sorry I need Garn and Kezer to make me the fort.
00:25:02: you'd say no starvation are they already failed?
00:25:04: do i have To Do it again after since i failed It?
00:25:10: yeah any creature That ends this turn The aura feels.
00:25:12: the intense pain of starvation must Make a point.
00:25:14: save how big is your really Really fucking big?
00:25:19: How does a forty three suture?
00:25:22: Forty-three is the success.
00:25:24: just there's no critical success, so I was hoping it could become immune to it.
00:25:31: Oh you thought twenty nine.
00:25:34: he saw it.
00:25:35: Sorry what did you get?
00:25:36: Twenty nine that as a fail.
00:25:39: oh You were already fatigued.
00:25:41: So don't worry about that but you will be taking twenty two points of damage as your stomach eats itself.
00:25:51: Oh no, cancer is even further away from me.
00:25:53: so now my radiance won't extend that far.
00:25:59: But I think i said this before.
00:26:03: but the hungriest boy of all it's your turn same door All right um...I would like to apologize to our listeners.
00:26:10: right know..i'm very sick and if we could go on with this recording just want everybody to know It Is Kelly's Fault It's your worm voice.
00:26:22: Yes, that's what he said.
00:26:26: baby set their kids and she got sick.
00:26:28: now I'm sick so How dare you Kelly just say?
00:26:31: All right the worm is going to take a swing at this fine bone man Just with his body because He is resistant to piercing correct.
00:26:50: Yes, yes So that is going to be.
00:26:57: Where's this thing?
00:27:07: I'm very sorry.
00:27:08: there it is plus twenty five so that will be a thirty-five dead.
00:27:12: Thirty five as the hit.
00:27:13: all right i am stuck sadly using my weakest attack against these things But that will still be an Eighteen points of bludgeoning damage.
00:27:26: Okay, oh okay boom and I will swing again.
00:27:35: You're clobbering him in the back of the head.
00:27:36: And he just has to focus on Garn who's dumb?
00:27:38: I forgot that I was supposed to roll twice so we're just going to um thirty two Thirty-two.
00:27:47: wait why are you rolling twice because of Kelly.
00:27:49: Oh Yeah, Kelly did them all right.
00:27:56: All right.
00:27:56: You said it is thirty two for the other one.
00:27:58: Yes That is a fail All right, and I guess we'll swing.
00:28:02: you're flanking.
00:28:03: Oh my god.
00:28:03: I am flanking.
00:28:04: so thirty four miss.
00:28:06: ah I suppose that will swing for the fences and hope i get a twenty here.
00:28:13: sure Just doing what it worm does man?
00:28:17: I just roll in natural.
00:28:19: I was like this isn't gonna work and he's is like BAM-twenty.
00:28:25: oh Okay Give me my gun.
00:28:35: Yeah that man got piercing damage I'm guessing since your biting.
00:28:38: No, this is bludgeon.
00:28:39: Oh budge yeah he's doing body body checks for the screacher.
00:28:46: oh It doesn't make sense.
00:28:47: full to a staggering blow The target is stunned.
00:28:51: two double no.
00:28:54: Oh shit God.
00:28:56: so that's going to be my action economy.
00:29:00: Thirty eight points of bludging damage Okay and thirty-eight okay poop Take that all right.
00:29:15: Yeah, I mean God's good clobbered him and then as he turned to look at you.
00:29:20: But they realized his true target was going hit them in the back of the head which is teeth fall out.
00:29:26: I drink milk too bitch More appealing whenever they did in that one Star Wars movie Blue milk from The Blue Titty.
00:29:44: So, uh, Sandor I do need you to make a. that is right for me.
00:29:48: fortitude save against the starvation.
00:29:50: Another two hungry really are.
00:29:52: another twenty would be awesome.
00:29:53: That is not.
00:29:54: it's three.
00:29:55: fuck.
00:29:56: Okay Um, that's definitely gonna be a fail.
00:30:02: Do you need the total?
00:30:04: Yeah will need a total.
00:30:05: i mean thats only going to be like twenty five.
00:30:07: Uh okay so fail.
00:30:10: um yeah It looks like he doesn't say anything about crits here.
00:30:14: Um, so you are fatigued?
00:30:16: No.
00:30:18: And... You take twenty-seven points of damage.
00:30:21: and remember this damage cannot be healed until your has a full meal.
00:30:28: Can I eat some rocks?
00:30:29: Oh, more of me!
00:30:33: Unless sure the full meal for him is boulders.
00:30:35: That's very good question.
00:30:36: What does that mean?
00:30:39: If you were aware He was a Goron at this point Oh my god, so I don't know if we talked about this but were playing or uh We had Medley play through the Legend of Zelda dude Rockery time original.
00:30:55: Nice!
00:30:55: I forgot that the Gorons are starving because they want The Good Rocks.
00:31:00: That's the only reason I know it is So funny.
00:31:02: It was cause i remember thinking yeah why dont They just like eat the rocks around them?
00:31:07: obviously its Like their own.
00:31:08: no no No they have high quality stages for Their rocks.
00:31:11: thats the Only reason They need that rock service The McDonalds Of Rocks.
00:31:16: Yeah, I guess so.
00:31:18: anyway From there it comes to Somebody that you are probably missing Falrock.
00:31:28: Why don't she come on in buddy?
00:31:29: Once he came out right next to Ambrose.
00:31:31: now yeah So he jumps up and he is going too.
00:31:40: Well wait first let me check on.
00:31:41: the stench was really hoping He could Let It go when we wouldn't just get jumped by somebody That We used To know.
00:31:49: I'm going to make sure, because his stench is whenever you enter the aura or start your turn.
00:31:54: So that means Ambrose when you start your Turned You'll have to roll against the stench.
00:31:57: Make sure we do That.
00:32:01: so he's Going To Jump Up.
00:32:04: He's Going to Try and Faint Against You.
00:32:09: We like Jumps up And Like Takes You Off Guard.
00:32:12: See if He Succeeds.
00:32:15: Yeah, yeah, he's got him and he's not playing the Lincoln Park song.
00:32:19: faint That's good song right?
00:32:22: um Forty total against your perception DC.
00:32:27: You know definitely okay in which case He will try and bite you as they do.
00:32:35: I Do it to write on your wiener Uncalled for.
00:32:43: so Hey, you missed.
00:32:46: Best card for your stinky.
00:32:49: Amber versus Wiener hit him in the face as he did.
00:32:53: We fucked it up like a Louisville slugger.
00:32:57: What type of fails is that?
00:33:00: This is a jaw strike so natural.
00:33:03: Oh man... That tastes awful!
00:33:06: If this was a jaws attack or similar You are sickened three.
00:33:15: Perfect.
00:33:16: Yeah, I didn't wash for a couple days.
00:33:20: Sorry.
00:33:20: I'm right in the dick!
00:33:23: I mean...I said it and that came true you know?
00:33:26: Everybody knows that Devil King is as famous as we've ever had devil dick
00:33:34: before?!
00:33:37: I can't name this episode Devil Dick but i really wish they could.
00:33:39: Maybe if your not a coward You just have to spell it weird so that works.
00:33:46: Spell with numbers in Leet.
00:33:47: Yeah Okay, I was Foul Rocks whole god dang turn.
00:33:54: Wait you won't really?
00:33:55: Yeah well he moved fainted and then rolled a natural one with the attack thing.
00:34:00: Oh man everything is like minus three.
00:34:02: That's incredible!
00:34:04: I know, but i know It's awful Oh God!
00:34:08: Okay Gashatukuro, its your turn You're stunned too, you dummy!
00:34:14: What action?
00:34:16: One action.
00:34:16: I guess he's just gonna... If a worm could Fortnite dance behind him it would be right now.
00:34:24: Maybe we've got to frickin' attack Garne.
00:34:25: It doesn't have to.
00:34:27: We can attack whoever wants.
00:34:30: Try So wait what is the penalty if i were to try and attack the worm.
00:34:39: Just see in my havens.
00:34:44: Hey, if you... If I don't have to know your monster ability.
00:34:46: You don't gotta know my abilities all right?
00:34:48: I mean it's kind of his job.
00:34:50: but no Yeah the Gassado Kuro wouldn't know how to weigh that.
00:34:56: Exactly so he would just attack.
00:34:57: who thinks should attack a worm and ignore this puny human Probably- You're a dwarf?
00:35:04: He probably will attack the worm because the worm crit him.
00:35:08: Okay That does make sense.
00:35:10: And Make Me A Will Save.
00:35:13: Okay, is he very willful?
00:35:15: it's the question I know.
00:35:16: I hope not.
00:35:17: He's always not oh my god twenty nine.
00:35:20: Oh Definitely a fail.
00:35:25: The action is disrupted.
00:35:27: yeah wasted your turn.
00:35:29: Wow I am your opponent.
00:35:35: Turn away from that pathetic worm.
00:35:37: Hey, I mean bet Not a formidable worm as... I'm gonna hit you.
00:35:45: That was not nice!
00:35:46: There's no need to be hurtful, jeez.
00:35:47: Uh okay.
00:35:52: If i wasn't hungry right now it'd kick your ass.
00:35:57: Okay.
00:35:58: so he loses this stun too though.
00:36:01: Yeah So that luckily goes away but his turn is wrote by all these turns You know?
00:36:06: This is what you guys needed honestly.
00:36:07: Ah yeah like we got our free pass Yea you get whole free turn.
00:36:13: Okay, uh Ambrose it is your turn But I do need you to make a fortitude save at the beginning into your turn because this this ghoul This dwarf cool.
00:36:22: He smells bad the stanky stinky.
00:36:24: I also would like to point out that what?
00:36:26: I just said there though i'll kick Your ass.
00:36:27: thing was but really funny Because I think sander's like he's just an old man try To beat him up.
00:36:32: You'd actually get destroyed by fucking corn.
00:36:35: yeah, yes The shit kicked right out of them.
00:36:41: How does a thirty four Thirty-four against the stinky?
00:36:47: That is a success.
00:36:48: Oh Yes, he smells less bad because he's sick and for some reason Nothing makes sense here.
00:36:57: may make it make sense.
00:37:00: Try to figure that one out Catching dogs living together before.
00:37:10: So what he's actually gonna do?
00:37:12: Is he starts on a continue to concentrate Vampire is going to go away because she's absolutely useless in this combat.
00:37:19: And it fucks up his action economy, so he just whispers something a neck roll and she dissipates turns into bad eyes.
00:37:30: Yeah maybe another time.
00:37:33: well the thing is It's like they're not gonna attack her an all of her spells are.
00:37:37: have weaker DC.
00:37:38: yeah, like yeah She was going to role net maddy ones right?
00:37:43: Yeah for this Which he turns into bats.
00:37:45: the bats are at home already.
00:37:46: So, you know that's a good thing.
00:37:48: Yeah All right.
00:37:51: so in this case though they're don't do an act together.
00:37:54: So this turn right.
00:37:56: I get to attack twice and take better result I believe from yeah from Kelly's thing.
00:38:03: Okay Oh wait no that works perfectly.
00:38:10: actually what range am i in?
00:38:12: This might be on my range.
00:38:16: increment Man, yeah Yeah cuz I was just thinking like I could just cast a spell Which would work?
00:38:27: You have to be able to use your attack rolls at this point since you get advantage.
00:38:34: So that's what he is going do because Luca Is Going To Use One Action To Attack but Ambrose Is Going Pick up a chunk of rock like.
00:38:45: I'm assuming there's a rock somewhere.
00:38:46: that's round.
00:38:47: Actually, you could finally feature brother.
00:38:49: So he's just going to Casted telchet telekinetic projectile at the gasha Gashatakuro okay?
00:39:02: so get roll twice take the better result.
00:39:05: Let's go let's go.
00:39:08: That's a thirty-two And that is a... thirty-five.
00:39:21: Uh, the thirty five hits.
00:39:23: Oh!
00:39:23: Nice.
00:39:24: Fuck yeah.
00:39:26: So he goes picks up this little chunk of rock and just hurls it like a sling.
00:39:32: Just pfft.
00:39:32: It's like, it just flies crossed.
00:39:34: Oh my god, eighty six?
00:39:37: Yeah.
00:39:39: Twenty-six points of bludgeoning damage As this I'm trying to think of good weight Like maybe four pound rock?
00:39:48: I don't know.
00:39:49: That works mm-hmm and so that Works.
00:39:53: for that he's ignoring the gold next to him because Yeah, well yeah He made himself sick.
00:40:03: You know dude just ran up bit my cocking right away Got sick.
00:40:08: I mean it was like you can't just can't handle it.
00:40:12: So in this case though Luca instead of using the blade They usually does mmm.
00:40:18: like all All Garnt sees is that he's just a ball up of fist and punch the skeleton right next to it.
00:40:25: Sweep his leg.
00:40:26: Boom!
00:40:28: That's not why you take secondary fists, I was like hell yeah.
00:40:32: Why not?
00:40:32: I love it.
00:40:33: Fists at North Star are this shit?
00:40:34: What's that fear in meme?
00:40:36: It might be out of mana but am i outta these hands?
00:40:38: Not Elspeth We have that in our hands.
00:40:42: Still one my favorite scenes on that show.
00:40:45: That has a forty hit.
00:40:46: Forty as a hit.
00:40:48: Beautiful.
00:40:49: So that damage, it's not D eights.
00:40:52: It's d sixes instead.
00:40:53: so it's twenty three points a day.
00:40:55: Okay, so just all goes through though.
00:40:59: Yep okay and out be my turn Garn Garn trick me.
00:41:05: you son of a gun will raise his shield And then raise up the holy adamantine war hammer.
00:41:16: He's gonna frickin' fracture some mountains!
00:41:19: What he has before him is an actual mountain of a creature, and his goal... ...is to fracture it.
00:41:28: Mountain Of Death.
00:41:29: Okay Oh boy I think i just barely hit with a thirty-six.
00:41:36: That was the hit.
00:41:37: If Kelly if you had not given me that ability.. ..I would NOT have hit.
00:41:43: Wow.
00:41:45: Yeah, I rolled terrible but it's just enough.
00:41:49: and that's all It matters in.
00:41:51: might I remind the audience?
00:41:54: Mm-hmm.
00:41:54: I found they've gotten around to Precalculating all this static damage.
00:41:58: And then i have a handful of dice.
00:42:00: so the static damage is twenty and now you get to add on forty eight one d six n one d four.
00:42:13: It's ready had not done there from within first place.
00:42:15: But I mean, you know just a busy man.
00:42:19: He looks that fun to figure out your floor You know and just to be on the floor.
00:42:23: so that is going to be forty points of bludgeoning damage.
00:42:26: Oh my god.
00:42:27: Okay.
00:42:29: And as cracked down on this mountain there's little twinkle guns eye.
00:42:37: and Come on who's near me?
00:42:41: No no i think cuz it was too far Because he's up in the air too.
00:42:48: Yeah... So, h-he does a passing glance little wink at Kezra.
00:42:54: Uh and Kezre you are unfazed And your wondering why Garn is winking at you Don't look at me!
00:43:02: Don't you feel inspired by my battle prowess?
00:43:05: I was just about to be like hey You can heal me but i completely forgot that you cant heal this damage.
00:43:11: Well yeah..I mean THAT and according to my little sheet I already did give you some age that's right.
00:43:19: You did, yes.
00:43:20: Oh gotcha okay.
00:43:21: so uh it does remind me though I need Ambrose and Garn now to make me a Starvation Aura and I'm gonna shift my Eminence back into the crown.
00:43:36: oh no this is so bad.
00:43:39: twenty seven twenty-seven is a fail If you weren't fatigued, you are now and you take a nineteen point of damage.
00:43:51: guard And embers.
00:43:55: what'd ya get?
00:43:56: Uh... thirty-eight for emberos.
00:43:59: And a natural twenty.
00:44:00: Okay success in success.
00:44:02: so both are fine okay.
00:44:07: uh Kezra All right I don't think this is gonna work but if it does It'll be really good because the guy's sickened.
00:44:15: So that was the only reason i might work.
00:44:18: There're so many negatives to hate it.
00:44:19: I hate going need both of your creatures to roll a fortitude save as I cast a heightened level.
00:44:31: six slow spell.
00:44:34: Oh god!
00:44:37: Okay, so this is going to be... I mean Foul Rockets at thirty.
00:44:50: seven regular success okay and the gusha dokuro gets a... forty-one.
00:45:02: Regular success, so they're both slowed for this route.
00:45:06: Okay!
00:45:07: So just slow it down to this route?
00:45:12: I will fly further away trying to escape this aura.
00:45:20: I don't know where the starvation aura ends but i'm now going to go sixty five feet in case of the sixty four aura.
00:45:35: So, you've moved sixty-five feet.
00:45:37: I'm sixty five feet away from the Dashi Takora.
00:45:41: You don't feel as hungry anymore?
00:45:42: Oh my gosh!
00:45:44: Oh there we go.
00:45:46: It is a sixty foot emanation.
00:45:48: Oh damn.
00:45:48: Oh my god.
00:45:50: I originally moved fifty feet and was like hmmm...I am going to get one more One more?
00:45:54: And how Paizo does this shit?
00:45:59: There's no way.
00:46:00: they make it some weird number like fifty.
00:46:01: That'd be weird.
00:46:02: Fifty seven point five.
00:46:07: like what the fuck?
00:46:08: Why would you put that number in there?
00:46:09: fractions?
00:46:11: Okay Sandor is your turn.
00:46:14: All right, well worm sand or he's gonna do worms hand over things and hit.
00:46:25: That's Gonna miss.
00:46:27: wait you're flanking And you have an extra plus one.
00:46:29: oh wait are you in range?
00:46:30: my plus one?
00:46:31: let me see I don't but it's flanking.
00:46:37: Flanking is still only going to be a thirty-four.
00:46:39: uh, thirty four because you are flanking.
00:46:44: I'm talking about.
00:46:45: that's what we're talking about.
00:46:46: baby You gave up too fast!
00:46:48: I did.
00:46:50: Oh you have little face Yo yaave little flank.
00:46:53: Unfortunately there will gonna be fifteen points of bludgeon damage.
00:46:58: Very low roll.
00:47:00: Fifteen point of bludge in damage.
00:47:01: Please subscribe your kill.
00:47:06: So this thing, after Kesra is slow Sandor sees an opening at the base of his spine and he wraps his worm body around The ribcage.
00:47:18: And he just crushes it.
00:47:20: You can see that two halves collapse into piles of bones.
00:47:27: Oh thank goodness.
00:47:29: I know I think it's not to be trifled with.
00:47:33: You know, I was very hesitant to actually go worm form at the beginning of this combat and I'm very glad I did.
00:47:38: Oh yeah!
00:47:39: Yeah...I mean just to be able to burrow?
00:47:44: And then get that damage...?
00:47:46: To go around the damage mitigation?
00:47:48: Yes.
00:47:48: Incredible.
00:47:50: Am i still fatigued even though this thing is no more?
00:47:56: Yes yes all right Yeah, well I think I think fatigue goes away with Damage and fatigue a creature takes from this are can't be healed until the affected creature has eaten the full meal.
00:48:09: rip.
00:48:10: All right Okay So have been happy to mail.
00:48:14: you'll be all right.
00:48:15: um okay.
00:48:15: so my next two actions?
00:48:19: i'm gonna move.
00:48:20: How far?
00:48:23: how do use that little measuring stick?
00:48:28: The uh oh To measure the distance.
00:48:31: Twenty five.
00:48:35: I've got forty feet of movement, so I'm going to use two... Oh my god!
00:48:39: Yeah i'm fast.
00:48:41: So um that's still gonna take two actions to get over there though.
00:48:45: Okay if you could roll right up on the Fowl Rock and you trample Garn He is dead!
00:48:53: Oh no Trample Gorn and Luca in process All rights.
00:49:00: it comes to a fowl rocks turn He's going to try and uh, wretch.
00:49:09: To get rid of one of these stupid sickens.
00:49:13: Um so this is gonna be... Uh thirty-seven against your class DC there?
00:49:20: Ambrose Probably Yeah.
00:49:24: So yeah.
00:49:25: Oh that definitely I mean.
00:49:28: Alright in which case he was gunna.
00:49:30: use his next action um..to faint you again.
00:49:36: Okay Deception on this thirty eight.
00:49:44: Yeah, I mean You'll be you're pretty much gonna get it every time.
00:49:48: got a guy okay?
00:49:50: And then he will not stand your turn because she were slowed.
00:49:54: oh So he's like ha ha gotcha.
00:49:57: Oh wait no way again.
00:49:58: Oh yeah cuz I was We would have tried to fight.
00:50:09: I'm just cracking up.
00:50:11: Just let the other.
00:50:12: you's like ha ha gotcha.
00:50:13: Oh, yeah, I mean, I think it would elect one of us.
00:50:16: take that action back this.
00:50:18: Yeah If he really had to.
00:50:20: actually I just wanted get ya You did give your ticket All right.
00:50:25: still find a funny is so easy.
00:50:27: He's looking at you're still gonna job job by him Don't get you Get you So.
00:50:33: second two though Horrible role thirty total.
00:50:38: Oh, that's a miss.
00:50:40: Oh my gosh just can't horrible get his feet in this battle.
00:50:44: I know he missed against the cloth wearing caster.
00:50:50: So it happens when you roll almost the worst you can roll All right.
00:50:54: so is no longer slowed.
00:50:57: But He managed to get one of the second way.
00:51:00: so he's feeling okay there Feeling a little bit better but not great about us.
00:51:07: they've got two ways to turn him Ambrose at his third turn.
00:51:11: Okay, so Ambroses they're going to act together.
00:51:18: It's I'll take Luca two movements to get behind him and flunk do that.
00:51:29: And Ambros is going to concentrate for a second to give Let's see boost idlon As a cantrip, okay.
00:51:40: Oh make me the stench by the way I guess no He's still stinky.
00:51:49: yeah, damn it.
00:51:50: forty forty six s you're fine Okay?
00:51:54: So Yeah what's going to happen is that?
00:51:58: but blah blah blah.
00:51:59: two actions go over there.
00:52:00: so he Is going to take one action to swing and Wow Just just sword sword this time.
00:52:14: No, so that is going to.
00:52:17: I'm gonna use a pure point because I was natural one.
00:52:20: Okay And So what he's going to do?
00:52:26: Is I just go and reach back into his mind like he's stressing out cuz Luca has kind of like memory Kind of flickers back-and-forth when he died and stuff like that.
00:52:35: He's just trying to protect Ambrose.
00:52:36: He sees Ambroses being harried by this creature and you just kind freaked out for amendment slipped up lost concentration.
00:52:44: So he's going to do that again and swing Again this time for true.
00:52:49: Oh my god, come on.
00:52:50: thirty three dead Thirty-three against him.
00:52:55: yeah He is second.
00:53:00: That Is good.
00:53:01: it was gonna be a hit because you're flying.
00:53:03: oh fucking yes?
00:53:04: Oh my God Annoyed me man I got plus twenty seven to hit by my swing.
00:53:14: Uh, so that is going to be low.
00:53:20: Hold on I can't beat a lot of damage isn't it?
00:53:28: Oh yeah would be.
00:53:29: uh twenty two points of damage plus Two times.
00:53:36: uh Twenty six actually because of boosting idol on.
00:53:41: okay too per every um Damage time got it.
00:53:46: Okay That'd be.
00:53:51: yet all right Garn is your turn.
00:53:56: All right, I had to plan this turn very strategically because Garn has a slow little dwarf.
00:54:02: So i'm going to use all of these two actions and movement To get right next to this ghoulish Dwarf.
00:54:12: Oh man yeah you booked it for the other side Yeah!
00:54:15: And with my last action as he went into the aura I need you make me look like you said.
00:54:19: that's correct All right.
00:54:29: Oh great, I roll.
00:54:30: it went from a crack die to a natural one.
00:54:33: ah That's great.
00:54:37: oh You are sick in one and slowed on.
00:54:43: as long is your second Kelly?
00:54:49: when does the slow would happen?
00:54:52: Next next turn because already got my actions this term.
00:54:55: okay all right cool Cool.
00:54:57: so totally ruin my turn.
00:55:00: you kick that cane down the road.
00:55:01: yeah Alright, well... Oh gosh.
00:55:05: Don't ask me to do any skill checks right now it's looking pretty bad.
00:55:10: But minus one to Crafted!
00:55:12: Hey let me see that shield!
00:55:15: Come on Garen performance strike lets do this!
00:55:17: You've been in and half like those bodybuilders?
00:55:21: Oh no!
00:55:23: With my last action I am going to Spark Transcendence.
00:55:29: Thankfully there is only one action This disgusting ghoul right in the face.
00:55:36: And I say, You know as well as i that you cannot leave here without completely disrespecting yourself and those who claim to lead.
00:55:47: Now... Face me!
00:55:50: And prove yourself a warrior.
00:55:52: Die where you stand with honor.
00:55:55: Maybe just maybe Pharasma will have mercy on your soul And I do Transcend it only you and I. okay.
00:56:05: Now, you know now You don't.
00:56:06: what happens if you don't?
00:56:08: Yep Yeah, yeah What happened to me though?
00:56:10: that's all about rock power rocks all this shit.
00:56:12: he was like.
00:56:13: no, I'm not doing that.
00:56:13: fuck that That's my turn.
00:56:19: Okay It comes to Kessar.
00:56:23: alright Kessara will gonna fly a little closer maybe.
00:56:35: ok He appears to be laggy.
00:56:40: And he is going from the air, whip another crack of lightning out like a whip and whirl it around and he's gonna lighting lasso him so really reflexive.
00:56:52: Okay!
00:56:56: Whip?
00:56:58: Lassoes round Tim, uh... forty-five total.
00:57:02: Okay whatever So that was my turn.
00:57:07: Forty five Forty-five.
00:57:09: Have you ever gotten this lasso whip to work?
00:57:11: I don't think so, right?
00:57:12: I mean i've used it twice in This combat.
00:57:14: one creature was immune and the other creature apparently can hit a forty five on their reflex.
00:57:19: save He's a rogue.
00:57:23: yeah that's conboard come from Damage end of boom box.
00:57:28: That's it.
00:57:33: that's it Sandor.
00:57:37: how tasty does this does this?
00:57:40: uh I don't know.
00:57:41: I guess i'm pretty hungry.
00:57:42: Did we do any knowledge checks on this guy to figure out if he's resistant to piercing?
00:57:46: Uh, I don' t think so.
00:57:48: He is a ghoul.
00:57:50: So Garn... Oh that's right.
00:57:52: when it was paralyzed you're paralyzed And you had no choice but to do mental actions.
00:57:56: Um You figured out that doesn't have any weaknesses or resistance to standing like That.
00:58:02: It only resisted to vitality and holding it Right.
00:58:05: Alright Nothing you need to worry about.
00:58:06: Then I will be using my Jaws to attack.
00:58:13: yeah, and for what it's worth.
00:58:14: He is they are immune to like poison stuff Like that.
00:58:17: so you're well purple warm poison won't do.
00:58:20: Yeah Well I'm not gonna Do anything anyway because i just want a natural one.
00:58:27: Kelly give That man a code the dice.
00:58:29: give me something nice take it away.
00:58:34: Are You biting him this time?
00:58:36: yep doesn't matter It's all unarmed.
00:58:41: Got too close.
00:58:42: this attack grants and triggers a grapple action or grab as a reaction by your enemy.
00:58:50: But he can't see.
00:58:52: it's two size categories better.
00:58:53: I was gonna say, He is to big anyway.
00:58:54: All right, all right.
00:58:57: He just skips about.
00:58:59: Trippy ghoul.
00:58:59: All Right!
00:59:02: In fact not going to jump on top of the worm.
00:59:06: Try that again.
00:59:11: God damn it.
00:59:11: Um That's still only gonna be a twenty-seven.
00:59:17: Yeah, we're seven is a miss.
00:59:19: all right.
00:59:20: final attack.
00:59:22: Okay I mean sixteen on the die but that's only going to be thirty one.
00:59:29: Thirty ones amiss.
00:59:30: so Do me a favor though and make before too safe.
00:59:34: It doesn't matter for any of this But want to make sure if you're sick and sickening slow.
00:59:39: You need to pull up.
00:59:45: I totally didn't spend all of the other people's turns coughing with my mic muted.
00:59:51: We appreciate your second.
00:59:54: That is going to be a thirty four.
00:59:57: Okay success.
00:59:58: So you are fine nice All right, so after Sandor it comes to Falrock and Falrock is like Oh die You know have you any old flash?
01:00:12: And he was going to burrow Behind you.
01:00:15: Okay, he attempted.
01:00:16: oh okay this is interesting.
01:00:18: Let me let me see.
01:00:19: let me say the text.
01:00:20: it says He's still going after.
01:00:26: yeah essentially because that says whenever tries to move away from here I guess he did not need to move a way.
01:00:30: no No, he needs to wait for me though.
01:00:33: He's repositioned.
01:00:34: Oh, whoa Wait moving.
01:00:35: uh attack of opportunity.
01:00:37: yes You will get your active all right sweet y'all got our reactives.
01:00:42: Yep Okay, I might have all my actions.
01:00:46: he would Before you do that.
01:00:49: You can use a wretch first Because he ain't doing nothing until he tries to get some of these frickin sick and conditions off.
01:00:55: God thank.
01:00:56: wait is Well kind of action.
01:00:59: his wrench Is it still trigger?
01:01:04: I don't know if It's an obsession.
01:01:06: Am i manipulating my my That's what im saying is is rich manipulate.
01:01:12: actually I'm trying to retch And He just beaten the shit out.
01:01:16: I'm trying to help.
01:01:18: I can't imagine a worse situation.
01:01:19: if you're like too drunk at a party and try throw up, just kick the shit out of me which is awful.
01:01:26: Thirty fours against class DC of Ambrose again?
01:01:33: That would... Yeah that gets it.
01:01:36: Whatever your spell DC usually what that turns out to be.
01:01:38: Mine's thirty three so as long as there'll also be a thirty-three.
01:01:41: Okay alright okay.
01:01:42: So then both of you will get your attack for opportunity off here.
01:01:44: Sweet!
01:01:46: Okay, oh should have rolled sooner.
01:01:49: I don't know.
01:01:50: it's kind of a kind of tweener.
01:01:52: thirty eight Eight that is a success all right?
01:01:57: I didn't have my dice right because i didn't think out hit.
01:02:01: And this Is okay.
01:02:02: the hard part is you're resistant to holy damage Correct ok let me double check.
01:02:08: so pretty sure All Of My spirit Damage Just Treated as Holy Damage.
01:02:13: but I want to bear for them real quick Because I took the Spirit and Holy different.
01:02:18: Is it?
01:02:20: Yeah, yeah because he's resistant to vitality in Vitalities rather than spirit.
01:02:26: but It says my spirit damage gains a sanctified trait.
01:02:31: Oh your specifically!
01:02:32: It says allowing you to apply Your holy or unholy treat.
01:02:38: so i think this is allowing me To apply...I'm not going to apply.
01:02:45: It sounds like there's text of.
01:02:48: you can do this.
01:02:52: I'm not going to roll the one d-four that i get for The Holy.
01:02:57: No point, no point.
01:02:58: I'll tell ya now.
01:03:01: A little less but it is alright.
01:03:10: That's nineteen points of bludgeoning!
01:03:16: You clock him on his head as he burrows... But he does still come up and tries to sink his teeth into your butt this time.
01:03:27: He's like, give me that butt!
01:03:29: No!
01:03:30: Don't make it any more lumpy than it already is.
01:03:34: Lumpy but let me eat it.
01:03:35: Ooh, forty-seven to hit?
01:03:37: It's actually a forty nine.
01:03:40: here you're including the plus two circumstance bonus.
01:03:41: Forty nine to hit.
01:03:43: Yeah thats correct.
01:03:44: Okay, you got a bite in the dump truck.
01:03:49: Let me munch on that dump.
01:03:50: On that dumpy!
01:03:55: So with that... Don't get any sneak though.
01:04:02: You didn't have time to faint.
01:04:04: Still gonna be sixty points of damage And I need you two to make four or two saves.
01:04:13: Two of them count em Alright.
01:04:17: first one, which is probably the least important.
01:04:19: One is a thirty-eight Success after the paralyze correct.
01:04:30: Oh Twenty nine twenty nine as a fail.
01:04:34: you are publicized But that is the end of his turn.
01:04:50: Fights gun in the butt.
01:04:52: I just frees up My cheeks Bit me so hard of them but my whole body froze up.
01:05:05: It do be like that.
01:05:06: it did you to be a good.
01:05:08: um if i count embers, this is your turn.
01:05:11: Oh seeing that scene all right?
01:05:14: So Damnit he's all.
01:05:18: we were there now.
01:05:21: Okay, whatever.
01:05:22: So he's gonna act together.
01:05:24: Luca is going to take an action.
01:05:27: Unfortunately can't get flanking with a paralyzed person.
01:05:30: I'm guessing nope Well yeah i do not believe that they threatened.
01:05:35: so Yeah.
01:05:36: but for if you know?
01:05:38: He does wake up You'll have flanking of course as dude needs you.
01:05:43: make me afford To save for the stench though it's the gift That just keeps on giving.
01:05:49: Hey, luckily you don't have to do a four two save on the beginning and end of your turn now.
01:05:52: No forty-two success.
01:05:58: So Yeah okay so one actually moves over there.
01:06:02: Ambrose is gonna Do this same thing.
01:06:04: gives it?
01:06:04: The good old called the boost nylon.
01:06:11: Okay And so charge what's here and swings out with the spectral blade.
01:06:23: That is a forty six.
01:06:28: forty six Because he is still sick in that as a crit.
01:06:35: Oh Yes, oh So close to natural twenty two.
01:06:40: but uh Crit damage.
01:06:44: yes Thirty eight points of date.
01:06:47: wait thirty-eight add eight to that so they'll be what?
01:06:51: Forty six forty-six Forty-six points of slashing damage.
01:06:56: He cut him in his ribs, slice it off... Just rinsed the room.
01:07:05: And Ember is small like say because he still has I believe that spell activated last for a while with the bullhorn?
01:07:14: Oh yeah.
01:07:14: so just look as you're falling right now and front of everyone!
01:07:19: You've been yelling for the past minute.
01:07:23: Like reasonably loud.
01:07:24: Oh, yes.
01:07:25: Well the ghouls outside know what's happening.
01:07:28: It's a play-by-play.
01:07:32: Your leader is calling.
01:07:33: You bit him in the ass.
01:07:36: They're like oh fowl rock always doesn't hit That smell.
01:07:40: it's his signature move The hash bite.
01:07:45: Unfortunately that's all he was going to be doing.
01:07:49: Okay Garn Guess I'll got knowledge check again.
01:07:57: Knowledge check against them and thirty-two probably nothing new.
01:08:02: No, yeah not nothing Nothing.
01:08:04: neither I Got a forty for the next.
01:08:07: now joy can i do it twice in a turn?
01:08:09: I've got a forty on this second.
01:08:12: I don't know if you get much else because he's already seen a lot of stuff that he does.
01:08:16: cuz He has like.
01:08:17: he's got like sneak attack.
01:08:18: You felt bad.
01:08:19: He's got the paralysis.
01:08:21: You know who's cool I guess with my knowledge check about forty.
01:08:24: Could I ascertain whether or not like yeah beating him is the key to swaying?
01:08:29: The rest of the ghouls?
01:08:31: um Yeah, i would say.
01:08:35: Yeah you feel Like he's so powerful and the fact that He seemed To be commanding the gashatakuro That this guy Is definitely like the head honcho of the starved.
01:08:45: So yeah, i'll give ya that Kill his ass.
01:08:51: Yeah, my last action I could shift to my eminence because that's like it's like you just do with your mind.
01:08:58: That was a death on mental, right?
01:09:01: So i might shift my... It's like-I have in the Horn of Plenty.
01:09:03: cuz I'm like.
01:09:04: oh You know cause I wasn't the Titans Breaker But maybe I just want go full-on damage and kind of throw caution for wind.
01:09:12: Okay!
01:09:12: yeah.. I'll use my Last Action and Shift into the Titan Breaker.
01:09:15: so if get out this im ready to rock.
01:09:18: If you do okay Alright, I have the Paralysis DC here.
01:09:24: And...I'm looking at A. Wow!
01:09:27: A forty?
01:09:29: A lot of success.
01:09:30: so you're fine.
01:09:31: Yay!
01:09:33: Okay and Kezra it comes to your turn.
01:09:42: I'll fly back a bit and...bwaah!
01:09:45: Mighty Breath Roll.
01:09:47: Reflex, oh god yeah that's a line.
01:09:53: There is a juicy line there for me Reflex save for me.
01:10:00: you need?
01:10:05: Yeah.
01:10:05: Forty one regular success.
01:10:07: Eighteen.
01:10:08: no, I'm sorry.
01:10:10: twenty three damage Twenty-three and that's already have dosing.
01:10:28: twenty two damaged Tarot the wand.
01:10:31: That was a good role.
01:10:32: damn yeah, that's a really good roll.
01:10:34: Yeah, I mean okay After Kezra hits him for a good chunk of damage, Sandor.
01:10:44: I'm gonna unmute my microphone then iIm going to attack this guy.
01:10:53: Everybody's just... This is the dog pile surrounded and just destroyed.
01:10:59: You know what he'll do next turn?
01:11:00: He will move again.
01:11:02: That's A-Forty One.
01:11:05: Forty one as a hit.
01:11:07: Come on!
01:11:09: My door has the deadly thing.
01:11:15: That's cool.
01:11:29: Oh shit, that's going to be thirty two points of piercing damage.
01:11:43: Okay I told you this close to max.
01:11:46: my body slam is my weakest attack in this one.
01:11:50: Yeah The bite it was devastating.
01:11:52: yeah at a third D ten i rolled a ten on.
01:11:56: All right, next attack all Right.
01:12:04: hits keep coming.
01:12:05: Yes they do.
01:12:07: That is going to be Thirty-three.
01:12:11: thirty three is a miss.
01:12:12: ah Final one.
01:12:14: let's see if I get anything nice.
01:12:17: Nope that will well wait you moved in the tech place You are correct?
01:12:20: Yep yep so one good chomp.
01:12:23: Yeah yeah really good chomping.
01:12:25: this guy Comes to foul Rocks turn.
01:12:29: foul rock is like look into the hallway, and he's like screaming but not overpowering.
01:12:37: The voice of Ambrose.
01:12:38: unfortunately The coward calls for help.
01:12:46: He's going to try to wretch success Going to take a step And try to hit darn because he can't attack anybody else.
01:13:01: stupid ability no it wore off.
01:13:04: Oh, that we're off?
01:13:06: You can attack anyone.
01:13:07: I could attack whoever i want!
01:13:10: It definitely don't attack Garn.
01:13:12: he's not about to fall over kill or die and has a super low AC right now.
01:13:18: it's not worth really.
01:13:20: I mean its not that.
01:13:21: but also Ambrose is fucking taking his aura away.
01:13:27: Yeah, do it.
01:13:28: Wait is Ambrose farming at or something?
01:13:31: I'm farming so I'm Aura farming right now.
01:13:33: yeah i think you're aura thieving in fact are a fever just rude.
01:13:37: um he's going to.
01:13:40: uh burrow take it behind you abris just aura farming and really let's step into the charge.
01:13:48: and i think his totally cringe South america trans will know That is gonna be.
01:13:58: where did that roll?
01:14:00: Forty-nine it says.
01:14:01: Oh, that's definitely a crit.
01:14:03: Okay All right That is gonna be.
01:14:08: Crit damage no sneak attack to be had.
01:14:10: unfortunately still forty four points of damage.
01:14:19: But I have my action economy back.
01:14:23: see what i can do with it now.
01:14:26: Is that a fighter or something else?
01:14:29: Uh...that was a fight.
01:14:30: yes so thats also.
01:14:31: why need you make the two forties double forts?
01:14:37: twenty eight uh against the first one Yes.
01:14:43: All right, go ahead and make me the second one now.
01:14:45: Oh no!
01:14:49: Did he get rid of all three sicking conditions or just once?
01:14:52: He got rid of them... I had to spend one ton on his action to try to grant us that.
01:14:57: Thirty six.
01:14:58: Thirty-six you are not paralyzed okay so nothing bad.
01:15:03: understood well yeah i know probably what the hell it is but That's not the biggest deal because my four-two is pretty fucking good, so I'll say You uh Garned you see the bite in Ambrose aside and your like.
01:15:22: that looks kind of gross But you're like it looks infected already but Ambroses fine.
01:15:27: Oh You don't you know?
01:15:30: forget about that fight?
01:15:31: And also say he looks still ready to take you guys on.
01:15:38: really now that i have Oh, my action economy back?
01:15:42: We'll see what he does next time.
01:15:45: No way!
01:15:47: I don't believe that... He's not even close to me.